@@user-wb8ue7dq6l You just be nice to your lady of choice, occasionally joke about it with said lady, take her somewhere nice, and eventually, the c00ch1 shall be yours.
No. You can not have my coochie. and You will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May I have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May I please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, I don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, I'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like I'm Brittany the Bakery and I'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochie. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! and just because you asked for it all nicely like in all older English like, May I please haveth the coochie? May I please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn't mean you deserve it or you're entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. so that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because I'm not giving it.
No. You can not have my coochie. And you will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May i have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May i please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, i don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, i'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like im Brittany the Bakery and i'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochis. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! And just because you asked for it all niceky like in all older english like, May i please haveth the coochie? May i please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn'tmean you deserve it or youre entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. So that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because i'm not giving it.
I think she already knows since she asked if they are confusing it for cookie. She also says she can't give it to everyone and that it's reserved for the person who deserves it
@@Cereza1411 "stan twitter" from what i know of, is basically just fans (or stans/superfans) of any sort of popular media that has a presence on twitter, these types of videos are typically seen in the replies or posts related to such activities
Yeah the same universe where she fondles his chest and abs, where she caresses her body while sitting in him sexually, where she looks perturbed as he's talking about other women who like him, where she says "you know you've made it in life when you have your own private helicopter" when she sits inside his private helicopter, where they both display an interest in fashion and fragrances, where they both assume fatherly and motherly roles taking care of little Cereza (obvious symbolism and foreshadowing)
I hate how there's no English accent ASMR like this. She's got the perfect balance between a heavy and soft voice. Not too soft it sound too nice, but not too heavy it sounds masculine.
I haven't keep up with her though i heard she's not well liked anymore idk why but anyway i remain having a positive view of her for exposing that fraud p3d0 apologist ddlg fetishist shoeonhead
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Bayonetta is showing us again how to treat a lady.
We shall listen.
Ladies. Not trashies.
Now I'm getting mixed signals. Cuz I thought before, she said if you want to learn how to talk to a lady, I need to ask my mum.
@@iAmNothingness You mean magical thots? Lol
@joshcarriker6958 Bayonetta is confirmed our secret godmother....?
She goes from scolding to confusion to trying to cope to acceptance to sternly asking us to stop asking.
Truly. One of the.
she is going through the stages of grief
this is a
Those are
This is definitely a
i cant believe that this is so
You don’t ask for it, you earn it🗿
teach me the way of earning it
@@user-wb8ue7dq6l You just be nice to your lady of choice, occasionally joke about it with said lady, take her somewhere nice, and eventually, the c00ch1 shall be yours.
THANK U@@superxboy212
@@superxboy212Only works if you're a 9+
L rizz@@superxboy212
The fact that she's absolutely emotionless while only her mouth is moving is what kills me about this video
2k likes and no replies? Let me fix that.
Me too ☠️☠️☠️
She doesn't even blink 😭
MAY I PLEASE HAVETH THE COOCHIE MADAM SENT ME 💀💀😭😩
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Brittany the bakery
Where? I will come pick you up.
"mod, turn his balls off."
shut up
Me too omg
Bayonetta after seeing all that r34 art and doujinshis
Ironically enough it's mostly her dominating everyone and taking their coochies.
The game is already pretty weird… like the fit she wear is made of her hair…
*no more c00cie for u*
Nah man she literally strips and does literal BDSM in the game she (or rather the devs) were asking for it.
0:45
"I can't give my c00ch1 to everyone, it's a special ch00ch1" this is going on my tombstone
OMG HELP 😭😭😭
That's a solid ass dating advice TBH
Im gonna wrote this on my grave 😂
HELP
ITS RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT
No. You can not have my coochie. and You will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May I have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May I please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, I don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, I'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like I'm Brittany the Bakery and I'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochie. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! and just because you asked for it all nicely like in all older English like, May I please haveth the coochie? May I please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn't mean you deserve it or you're entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. so that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because I'm not giving it.
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THE LYRICS 🥺🥺
Punctuation is a bit suspicious, but thanks
Copy pasta time 😈
Lyric video when? We need to give her her 1st win
No. You can not have my coochie. And you will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May i have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May i please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, i don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, i'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like im Brittany the Bakery and i'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochis. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! And just because you asked for it all niceky like in all older english like, May i please haveth the coochie? May i please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn'tmean you deserve it or youre entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. So that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because i'm not giving it.
Now I’m just imagining her angrily ranting for 5 whole minutes after she learns what it means
I think she already knows since she asked if they are confusing it for cookie. She also says she can't give it to everyone and that it's reserved for the person who deserves it
And I'm enjoying every second
Honestly, slay.
Honestly... Werk
Seeing bayonetta on stan twitter is truly a beautiful combination
Off topic but omg someone else with one of Yamamoto’s works as their pfp
@@kou5869 yes I love his art sm
@@SSILKMOON why Stan Twitter? I've studied it but don't understand what it is
@@Cereza1411 "stan twitter" from what i know of, is basically just fans (or stans/superfans) of any sort of popular media that has a presence on twitter, these types of videos are typically seen in the replies or posts related to such activities
@@Cereza1411you don’t understand what Stan twitter is?
She's such a queen
Queen Bayonetta taking a brave stance of parasocial relationships is what I love to see😍
why is this so funny? LMAO
I can't tell if this is AI or an impressionist
clearly ai through pitch changes
This is a real impressionist on Twitter
the da vinci one is from a impressionist too
Imagine if this was the actual voice actress reading all of that. 💀
This was before AI, she's a real impressionist and she's on twitter.
one hundred percent cannon
“mAy i PleAsE HaVeTH ThE COoChiE, MAdAmE?” HELP ME
bayonetta to luka in the original universe:
Yeah the same universe where she fondles his chest and abs, where she caresses her body while sitting in him sexually, where she looks perturbed as he's talking about other women who like him, where she says "you know you've made it in life when you have your own private helicopter" when she sits inside his private helicopter, where they both display an interest in fashion and fragrances, where they both assume fatherly and motherly roles taking care of little Cereza (obvious symbolism and foreshadowing)
LMFAOOOOO
*This.*
Also Bayonetta in the original universe while looking Luka in the eye:
"I want to have sex"
@@Cereza1411 TRUE.
I hate how there's no English accent ASMR like this. She's got the perfect balance between a heavy and soft voice. Not too soft it sound too nice, but not too heavy it sounds masculine.
what
women with deep "heavy" voices aren't masculine what-
what is blud waffling about
What is bro yapping about ??
She's the sexy librarian type.
it feels like this is from a english learning course cd
“May I please the coochey” IM CRYINGG
THE WAY SHE DOESN'T MOVE HER NECK OR FACE AT ALL OTHER THAN HER MOUTH IS MAKING ME CAcKLE
this killed me inside, in a good way. cheered me up, honestly
Its preserved for jeanne 🥰
No ❤
“it’s a special c00ch1e” 💀
"IT BELONGS TO THE PERSON WHO OWNS IT"I AM FLYING TO THE MOON
Deserves’
@@vincint5013 THATS EVEN WORSE
@@mizuriansgirlol8 no it isn’t
Are you guys confusing it with CoOkIe???
The sudden pitch is sending me 😭 ✋🏻
This entire video was at 2x speed and I thought it was how the video actually was 😭💀
IJBOL 😭
she's right, get your own Gucci!!!
this is so soul crushing, was holding back tears the whole vid😢
She shouldn't have said no to the coochie!!😡😡 She is evil and cruel 😤
Cupcakke in a alternate universe
"britney the bakery" I CANT
This makes me want to talk to real womens that look like Bayonetta and ask her for cookies and see if this real life response to real people demands.
You're telling me that there are REAL women who look like Bayonetta 😩
@@countesselizabeth hey 👀
Nah mate real woman are fat and delusional she would be 3 and ask for 11
@@countesselizabeth A lot of Danish women with black hair look the part. ❤
I can hear the vine booms and gunshots.
"Best she can say is no."
Bayonetta if she was on TikTok live
the way she said "are you guys confusing it for cookie?" sounded so. . .warm. got me blushin and feelin warm and fuzzy 🥺💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕
i'm gonna blame you in the note
Same🥺❣
@@Agente13840 make sure you write it in pink glittery gel pen ink 🤪✌️✨️🩷🩷💕💕🩷💕🩷💕
bayonetta sounds like a fucking strict teacher
Fallout dialogs be like:
BRITNEY THE BACKERY LMAOOOO 😭😭😭
Bayonetta after Jeanne, Luka, AND Enzo ask for a bite in the same day
I love assertive fem characters she reminds me so much of Integra
crying rn 😭😭😭
Bayonetta is finally putting her foot down to all the unwelcome thirsting for her. Honestly good for her, put those troglodytes in their places.
HELP WHY DOES SHE SOUND KINDA STUTTERED OR SCARED?? 😭😭😭😭😭
I BLASTED THIS IN MY PARENTS ROOM AT FULL VOLUME ACCIDENTLY HELP-
She got a point.
Bayonetta 3 destroyed this video.
the accent😭😭😭
This female version of Hideo Kojima just said the most Hideo Kojima thing would say
BRITNEY THE BAKERY…….
It's gucci, right? Right?
is your pfp aunn komano
@@MarshuTheBurninator ye
@@newt4050 thats awesome i love touhou
@@newt4050no
The answer will always be NAUR.
What every lesbian Bayonetta fan heard the instant they realized Bayonetta is straight
i had this on 2x speed by accident and cackled and it doesn’t help that i just got off of maining her in smash
x 0.25 is the one. Thank me later.
@@hrhcrab Thanking you now.
She started to sound so scared at the end lmao😂
how girls reject guys: "no, i'm not really into that"
how we should be rejecting guys:
What if i give you over 4000 us dollars, my madame? 💅💋
she would make you give it to charity
Me after a 34 yo man told me to follow them alone in the bedroom in VRchat:
Helpppp😭 this is the funniest thing on Stan twitter I’ve ever seen
This is more groundbreaking feminist dialogue than anything Marvel’s attempted to put out in the last decade
Heeeelp the video quality dropped at 00:01 (at least my phone) that had me laughing for an unhealthy amount of time
Henry Cavill and Chris Evans to me after I ask for the 1,000th time:
Bayonetta has spoken and I respect.
HOW DID I FIND THIS SO RANDOMLY😂😂😂😂BUT I AM CACKLING AND DYING😂😂😂😂
If anyone's wondering, this was done years ago by a girl called Brittany Venti and she's still on CZcams, though she does different stuff now.
I haven't keep up with her though i heard she's not well liked anymore idk why but anyway i remain having a positive view of her for exposing that fraud p3d0 apologist ddlg fetishist shoeonhead
That is NOT fuckin Brittany Venti dude 💀
@@MarkHhes right it is her, the original copypasta at least, that's why she says shes not britanny the baker
They should've hired her for Bayonetta 3 lmao
I’m sorry, but her just looking so unamused while going off at the same time is strangely funny. 😂
Dude this feels like a real line xd In game
Xianyun to Oz
Vaginetta
I'll take it without your Permission
I memorized this and say it at random points in the day
bayonetta teaches people about consent
Real Bayonetta‼️‼️
this is one of the videos ever made
May I please sincerely have some cookies pretty please with sprinkles on tops madam please
Omgggff thats Yukari against the INCEEEELS!
Literally 1984
this video ruined my life and made my family go bankrupt
This is honestly queen material
THE FULL VERSION IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY HELPPP
Link??
From Bayonetta to Dante
I cannot have her Gucci.
I put this on repeat while doing my school presentation . It helped me concentrate fr
It just kept going
Brittney the baker threw me off the roof 😭🤣
mama bay is telllllllinnggggggg 💅
this monologue is some Shakespeare level shit
I was on call to a friend and they left as soon as i played this 😭😭
i feel like i'd see this kind of picture quality on a 2016 smart fridge or something
Beautiful
Bayonettany Venti❤
Not even for 4000 U.S dollars?
Cereza in her flop era:
God bless this piece of advice. Thank you Cereza! 😭🖤👏🏻
This is absolutely amazing 😂
this is addictive ngl
Orbit detected 🚨🚨🚨🚨
“Like I’m Britney the bakery and giving cookies to everyone” 👺👹
😂