Jerma is the Jump King - Jerma Highlights
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- čas přidán 23. 02. 2020
- Alternative title "Highway to Jermhell : The Movie"
Wanted to try a long edit for this one. Tell me what you guys think. Was a lot of fun to edit and be a part of this horrible journey
Also if you see any ads on this video they are not mine
From Jerma985's streams 12/16/2019 "Times Upset today = 0/10" & 12/17/2019 "Keep it Together" - / jerma985
You can find these streams here - / @jermastreamarchive
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#Jerma #JermaHighlights #JumpKing - Hry
Sadly the video has to be muted from roughly 58:00 to 59:20 due to a copyright claim that would block the video globally
What song?
@@cwookdev Highway to Hell by ACDC
Actually i kinda thought it added to the whole madness.
sadly, there's been a lot of lofi music that's been blocked...
you had a playlist being made and updated, then like... 50%-75% of it is ruined because they were copyright claimed, it's freggin ridiculous...
bit late but you should add subtitles where it goes silent, that is if jerma even said anything
Jerma has added like 53 new stages of grief.
stage 36: THUNDERSTRUCK
You look like a good fellow, Skully Bob.
He's also removed acceptance.
THiS is actually my favourite comment ever
Well yeah when that one fucking dudes like HURRR CALM DOWN MY MAN HAHAHAAAAAA I'M TOUGH HEHE yeah you feel bad, when someone fuckin shits on you just to demonstrate how tough they are.
i gotta say it gets me every time when jerma loses a bunch of progress then the video hardcuts to even lower on the map
I know he was joking, but "It doesn't matter how much you suck at something, just finish it" was advice I needed to hear
Jordan Peterson logic
It's good advice till you get all F's in class and get expelled :)
yeah, it's not advice you can apply to everything you know
How much you want to bet HQDefault continued to sit on his ass after he heard this advice he "needed to hear"
Retard Targeted settle down
34:26 this part is golden, everything from Jerma hyping it up to the music to him landing face down in defeat and not saying a word. Golden
The bass drop was fucking comedy gold.
Top 10 saddest jerma moments
I fucking laughed so hard
Somehow the failure happening off-beat to the bass drop made it even funnier, like the fact it didn't time perfectly was just the "life is pain, the world never goes the way you want it, you cannot bask in your glory without the universe handing you a crushing defeat seconds later". The music also brang me back to the nostalgic days of when this song would play at every birthday party as a kid, and seeing the avatar collapsed on the ground was like the cold, hard hitting truth that now I'm in my adult years watching a balding manchild dwarf play a game designed to bring him great pain. Then when Joel stopped streaming mario maker I switched to this video and laughed.
@@JacobKinsley don't you mean the "life is pain, I hate--"
BREAKING NEWS: Politician gets into heated debate, insists he's "not mad"
1:14:54 *IT IS YOURS*
god the timing there will never not get me
Yes oh my god I was crying
heard this as i read ur comment so theres that for timing
Deadass lmfao
1:16:38
When the cheers guy said “Just remember...” it felt like he slowly faded away after that like master oogway, he knew Jerma was ready...
Remember what though?
Thank you for cataloging all the times Jerma definitely didn't get angry
Fuck you :)
2LT Sheridan no, fuck YOU
But he said he got angry in the first 2 minutes, or that was my hallucinations
So confused those were just the voices again
*cataloguing
always remember
Gnaderify alway rember
ALWAYS remember
His gf coming in and congratulating him melted my heart
Wholesome
SAY IT BACK
he really did get the babe....
bineweasel beat me to it
This comment didn't last to well
Watch as one man slowly goes insane via the course of less than a day, condensed down to only an hour for your pleasure
Alright upside down chin bag
The absolute fear in his voice at 59:59 is amazing, it sounds like he’s tied down and someone is raising a hammer to break his kneecaps. Right at the hour mark too
Karma, jeremy.
34:21
one of the greatest moments of unintentional comedic timing I've ever seen
That 'great job' clip turns into jeers of condescension when Jerma starts to fall 5 screens at a time.
1:14:55 _Seriously_
"I just wanna see the snow one more time" like he's terminal
Devolved streamer succumbs to the voices in his head after years of doing crack on stream.
jump king is truly the hardest game for streamers.
but only because they are stuck on the same screens for hours and hours and have to manage to keep content funny while attempting the same jump for the 200th time
Jerma plays a game about insects.
Jerma five seconds in the game: 8:38
Jerma when he plays Hollow Knight
MISTA G DOG you made me fucking choke holy shit
BUGSNAX
@@closotezuka INSANE CZcams commenter STRANGLES innocent CZcams Replier INTENTIONALLY
1:17:24 Tell me this wasn't scripted. I mean that roaring applause as soon as Jerma yells is just too damn real!
1:17:28 I've never heard him laugh like this, that was scary
Jerma Joker
he sounds like a woman
Mr green laugh
Resident evil 8 baby
21:46 Jerma krumping
This was actually a super entertaining edit. Nice job!
Thanks really means a lot ❤️
@@JackClishem Hope you do more long edits
This is an hour and 20 minuets of a human being dissolving into seafoam
I’m just listening to this and it just sounds like jerma is going insane
"Going"?
He IS insane
11:53 jerma goes insane
12:29 jerma goes insane again
16:04 good joke
17:18 jermaGollum
17:36 insane jerma again
21:08 jerma insane again
21:30 jerma insane again
23:50 insane jerma
25:20 insane jerma
26:47 jerma dies
27:50 jerma insane
1:05:42 jerma insane again
1:14:55 jerma scream
1:16:12 jermainsane
ok im gonna stop timestamping i wanna watch this
Are ya gonna change that one . Into a :
@@soconfused8541 I did thanks
36:30 is an excellent Grunty impression
The thing that sells it is how he was doing a bunch of short, cut-off sounds, but the last sound he let finish. Spot-on.
I spaced out for a second and came back to Jerma talking about aliens watching him with telescopes while he eats eggos.
Wow this looks crazy! I sure hope he's extra careful to not delete this save file after getting drunk and watching The 3 Stooges.
51:41 man being mauled by a bear family guy joke.
1:14:55 is some ave marie murdering people slowmo bullets type thing
50:46 timestamped for myself later because that bear bit is hilarious
“Chill beats to hang out with your friends with” -Jerma985 48:45
just look at that POGRESS
that part with kim was just heartwarming, god damn
It’s crazy how how much your average American likes the President of North Korea
@@britneyspheres7yearsago11 +2
I love how he will be all the way at the snow part making good progress and then it'll hard cut to him actually at the third screen again
Jerma being muted due to copyright while intermittently shouting was the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen
This is the Joker’s Origin story
20:45 killed my sides man
And then he took your leg and arm, like the greedy grinner he is.
when kim came in at the end i felt very happy for jerma what a goddamn good edit
22:13 Local streamer goes joker mode while talking about how great Adam Sandler is
3:27 is one of my favorite moments in all of internet history.
God, the complete and utter silence every time Jermas character falls face first is the funniest thing.
1950's Milk Man Loses His Mind
I’m sorry to inform you but that’s not what they meant when they mentioned milk...
1:17:25 I love how the crowd got louder as soon as he made it
13:58 My man Jerma can definitely be a singer
lovely stuff
Jerma comparing the Twitch viewers to aliens with telescopes looking through his window made my day
"How dare you doubt Adam Sandler?!" Jeremy Elbertson
Adam Sandler did a great job in uncut gems
Did Jerma start quoting the Facebook Portal TV Ad out of sheer rage for something completely unrelated
39:40 i keep dying at his Elmo voice
LOCAL STREAMER ISN'T MAD
jerma truly is interesting enough for an alien to experiment on him
34:24 is the funniest stream moment ever
You know what's funny? Jerma is one of the only people I actually root for on games like this. I genuinely like seeing him succeed.
PARANOID steamer pretends to fail at an easy video game while waiting for his academy award that he will never get. Gets assassinated because he listened to copyrighted music.
How about another acdc song? Maybe this one?
*complete silence*
1:17:26 is such a bizarre sound, sounds nothing like Jerma its crazy
Hats off to Jerma, he is incredibly entertaining, even through his journey of insanity
Who does this guy think he is demanding the Toronto Mega Milks change their uniform?
41:10 This is the last place I'd except to hear the Channel 9 News theme song.
bro same
Honestly he said a lot of very inspiring stuff as throwaway jokes.
“ it doesn’t matter if you suck at it, just complete it”
when Jerma gets genuinely emotional (angry or scared) he becomes a rap god. No tongue twister can stop him in this state
"Always remember, you fill in the blank" was something I'm sure he said in jest but was so powerful it hit me like a fuckin sack of bricks
you know when he says he's not mad, he's a little mad, and when he says he may be a little mad, he's desperate
HE WILL NOT GO GET THE BOOTS. HE WILL NOT GO GET THE BOOTS.
I still dont know his stance on the boots.
i love watching one hour of a guy having a mental break
I paused this video and came back to it later and unfortunately when I unpaused it, it was at 20:44
the fact i knew everyone was talking about mega milk makes me saddened in myself
Not mine, 😊
Whats mega milk?
36:27
Lmao
"thats not mad thats laughing" as he does the most unhinged laugh
Beautiful experience bro you are a legend for making these man
This is a really nice edit, thanks man!
41:11 Channel 9 news, I'd know that jingle anywhere
That was actually so motivating at the end, it was amazing.
“I’ll never do this bit again” cuts to him slightly before that bit. Hahahaha that was great.
What is the encouraging speech he’s listening to? It sounds hilarious
I think its an old motivational cassette tape called “Cheers for you!”
Seriously, keep making these. These are great!
48:24 Continues down here every time like clockwork its unreal
JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK OMEGALUL
I come back and watch this on my worst days and it has not failed me yet
and then he accidentally deleted the save file
This is definitely the most sustained meltdown stream Jerma has ever done. You can tell there are moments where the pressure starts getting to him and he just starts screeching for no reason before containing himself.
27:50 deflation
I think this was my first ever introduction to Jerma. I cannot believe that I watched this just months ago and I'm only now getting him recommended so much.
You know it was a good ass stream when there's an hour of highlights.
37:37
leaving this for me
The world record times for this game are 4:30 and below. I think Jerma may be the best player of all time.
Should've named it "Jerma Will Not Get Mad" or something. also really nice entertaining edit. will watch till the end
What I never got about Goldilocks and the Three Bears was how the momma bear's medium-sized porridge bowl cooled faster than the baby bear's small bowl.
That ending was great.
Jerma turns into mobility mary
1:23 i wish :(
Jerma's pure joy at completing games like these is always so heartwarming
I keep coming back to this looking for a specific bit each time so I’m just gonna put these here:
24:31 hot sauce
26:56 that’s right, he’s DEAD
30:20 teeth
50:46 bears
after the recent news the ending part with Kim made me sad 😔
I'm new to jerma so i don't know who kim is.
@@kingbrit4583 she was his girlfriend and they broke up a couple of months ago
Ahhhh. Ok, thanks for the clarification .
@@J0J0Reference she went from jerma to jerome
@@crussteasock4047 bruhhhhh...
One of the best streams.
Now he deleted all his save data on accident 😔
noodle noodle fucking OneGuy strikes again
Gotta say one thing for this game, it seems impossible to lose literally all your progress in one fall after a certain point
This video deserves an Oscar for best picture and Jerma for best actor.
That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen. What a journey...