Best of Mr Morris | Friday Night Dinner | Absolute Jokes
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- Your bloody house just broke my light'
Meet Lou Antony Morris, the angry, hygiene obsessed, worlds worst driver, with a temper to match. He's 82 years young and is Grandma's new lover. Just don't mention Rutherfords.....
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The fear in their eyes when Mr Morri shouted “This is worse than Rutherfords” is the best moment
That’s when you know it’s just got real ahaha
"Oh your top's come off, you want some too do you?"
"Pardon"
BUNCH OF PENISES!
The people who disliked this video are punk rockers.
Twiggy Las are Professional Twits.
Or people who work at Rutherford's.
As a pineapple that works for the government, I concur.
@@JC-il6ps Rutherfords ARRRRR company is full of punk rockers ARRRRRRRR
Yea
“You’re bloody Ouse just broke my light!” 😂😂😂
Your* you are = you’re
Mr Nobody could be autocorrect
@@malina4241
it curtainly was
Anthony Joshua vs Lou Morris
Great fight first LOU will break the light then call Anthony Joshua Half pint then takes his shirt off because Anthony Joshua has his top off then lou chases him around the ring then Anthony Joshua chins him OMG
Wouldn't he ask Anthony if he was fiddling with his private parts
Imagine if Joshua put his hands on Nelly bottom
Titley
2:21 when you're play fighting with your sibling and hurt them for real
Dislikers...bloody punk rockers
Punk rockers must work for Rutherfords
my emo life What a bunch of penises!
Temple Fusion finish your widdle
Touchy nelly and her privates😡
CypherWKeys better not touch my nelly! You know what pull em up you bloody punk rocker
The best of Mr Morris is just everything he says and does
As it should be
Because it’s all the best
Legend
'' Ghwotchya! You had your hand in my trousers! ''
gotcha?
No Account yea
"......you want me to guess what everything's all about?"
😂
YOUR BLOODY HOUSE JUST BROKE MY LIGHT
So his hand broke the houses light
Think DVLA needed to investigate him
There was no hand towel...
I had to dry my hands on the curtians...
*what else coulda do?* 🤔😀
Not dry your hands on the curtains?
So funny when he drove into their house and said ,” Your bloody house broke my lights” and when he said “They wouldn’t know a button from a monkeys anus. Very succulent chicken my love”
I love it how he compares his button sewing business with 11 workers to a business on the scale of something like google
It's the second biggest button sewing business in the whole of the Hertfordshire region!
*NOW FINISH YOUR WIDDLE!!*
Imagine suddenly tuning into a channel and seeing this 2:53.
2:59 Grandma casually saying "Lou" in an excited way 😂😂😂
His kind of what I imagined Alan Sugar would be like if he was poor
No one else could of played him 😂😂
“Pillock of the community.”
I beg your pardon
See you later! :D
**Gives him the finger, with Adam, behind the closed front door**
@@Disneygirlie I do know what you're doing.
Oh your tops come off has it?!?!
Raw passion ! That is 🤣🤣
you beanstalk HAHA
Where’s “thank you Melvin”
Harry Collins 😂😂
I'm a punk rocker and I love FND 🤘
Ha, pillock of the community. Favourite comeback
Adams face when Mrs Morris say ‘now finish you widdle’ 06:23
every scene he is in is the best 🤣🤣
Jim when asked if he was hitler 😭🤣
Just had my 4th heart attack
Bro
bloody punk rockers
"I wish that stupid git would play something we bleedin' know". 😂. I love how needlessly unpleasant and mean spirited he is at all times.
Imagine being in the same room as him and horrible grandma
Smell it! Go on, smell!
pineapples and the government
1:42
🍍Pineapples
👨🏽⚖️Government
🧷Punk Rock
Don't forget Rutherfords and Slanderers!
@@judet5426And bottom soilers
*I WANT TO FIGHT THE BIG DOG*
If they ever killed him off and had a funeral they should so play I wish I were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair, in honor for him!!!!
Socially, the man's a genius.
Crippin Rutherfords!
Very succulent chicken, my love.
i wish Mr Morris was my grandpa
No you don’t especially if you’re a punk rocker working for Rutherfords
*Pillock of the community*
How haven't these been copyright claimed?
Mr Realms because it’s the official channel
@@Ryan-pp1bh what dead parrot, wait do they make them?
Mr Realms I think they’re the Producers
CubeHead77 no it isn't
@@Ryan-pp1bh bruh.
Why does Nelly look like Granny Norma
Raw passion that is
It's not Hitler, is it?
*This Is Worse Than Rutherfords!*
04:05
What happened to all the Friday night dinner episodes??
4oḍ
Just realised his moustache.. im pretty sure it’s illegal to have it shaped that way
He's pocket hitler
WORSE THAN RUTHERFORDS!! 😂😂😂😂
2:12 auto subtitles, *this is works on rabbits*
JuiCyyy
0:20 auto subtitles, *your bloody ass just broke my light*
Mr. Morris was the only thing worth watching in this show. But, damn, he was funny!
I swear he said 11 or 8
skull and sweet crazy Cooey I thought that
He said 11 alright.
Pineapples?!
lol
Nelly?
Yes…
*jUiCy*
Nelly?
*JuIcY*
5:40
Mr morris punk rock to Luce
Hmm why is he exactly like my step-grandfather 🤔🤔🤔
Karen took the kids your step grandfather must be HILARIOUS
Don't want to be offensive but Mr Morris has to have some type of mental health issue
Lol
how do i look? ....like you...only more done up
im confused on why they listen to him on multiple occasions throw him out also jackie belives mr morris why
Is he still alive
Not anymore, died 11th September 2022 irl
You little legs
juicy
Thats slander
It’s nice to be appreciated! 🤺
where were you when Mr. Moris attacked the human-bear
I was in the toilet
Shalom
I’m going to watch the whole video
strawny tutle neck
Is this copyrighted
Stickinsect
There worser than Rutherford 😂😂😂😂
It’s grade A stuff
punk rocker
What does he say when he pulls the light out
I’ve never watched this CZcamsr before
THIS IS WORSE THAN RUTHERFORDS!
Martin, Mr Morris and Jim are the only funny characters in this series...The rest are shit....
That is actually right lol
First
Lol
3eyr
Third
K
I don't like Mr Morris
Mr Morris doesn't like you
@@morganmorris4285 good :)
@@Jessgeo_ ur hot
@@morganmorris4285 Thanks
Shit on it
Mr morris is a horrible character
2:41
pineapples and the government
juicy
Second
2:46
Boomers when they don't get a refund
2:43
2:42
3:42