Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BORDELLO OF BLOOD (REUPLOAD)
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It's part 2 of the Tales From The Crypt-A-Thon with "Bordello of Blood" (1996), featuring Dennis Miller vs. some well-endowed vampires! (Originally aired October 31st, 2014)
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Fun fact: Bordello of Blood came out the same year the seventh and last season (where the production was moved to England) of Tales from the Crypt had appeared.
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Demon knight would make a great netflix series. All the different time periods and guard changes would be amazing. I wish someone would expand on that.
It would be an awesome series. As long as the writers are good and aren't pushing a political agenda, of course.
@@DJ_Macphisto Agreed.
Its ppl like u that ruin good stuff just appreciate things for the value it had dont go sucking the life out of it
yes it would. it was a good movie.
That is one of the better ideas I have ever heard for a series. Id write a script with you if you feel up to it.
What makes Dennis Miller's lines in this movie even better is that because he originally didn't like his character's lines, that he improvised 90% of his lines.
From what I remember when the movie came out, he didn't like the script at all and only agreed to do it if he could write/ad lib ALL of his dialog. He was trying to get out of the SNL schtick and into movies and figured if he was stuck in a shit movie he could at least make himself stand out.
Never realised this before but this one has the same ending as The Lair of the White Worm. Two people in car, vampire bite on leg etc.
except without
AMANDA DONOHOE
you know what I mean
Fun Fact: Bordello of Blood was originally conceived by Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale before their Back to the Future fame. Their version of the film wasn't made, but Universal did end up taking their concept and rewriting it with director Gilbert Adler. Now I kind of want to know what the film would have been like had Zemeckis and Gale still been heavily involved.
The real reason why Billy Zane was so good in the first one...he wasn't acting, just being himself.
Yep. He didn't even have any wigs that time.
I totally agree & the fact that you can easily tell that from his performance makes it all the funnier 😂
Billy Zane was not remotely involved with Bordello of Blood.
@@filmjunkiezach he specified the FIRST one... as in Demon Knight
Billy’s Zane is an awesome actor
A brothel run by vampires. Where you can get laid... to rest.
Garth Davis
The ultimate life or death decision: stay alive or get laid
Much like the praying mantis
BA-DUMP-CH!
You should write movie taglines
😏🤜🤛😏
"Care for a little deep throat" lol not the kind of deep throat he was expecting
Lilith - Adam's first wife, super ancient demon, and her plan boils down to vampirism? What a shame.
First wife who also wanted to do cowgirl and God disagreed, inventing Missionary Position for Eve.
@@dansmith1661
😂
'The skin express to tuna town'. . . That has got to be one of the most heinous pick up lines ive ever heard
Yeah but tbf guy went to a whorehouse. How hard does she need to try to pick him up?
@@chaossmith3864 That's a fair point, but it's still the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
@@MrNickPresley Oh yeah I agree.
Just saying at least it's not like an average situation.
wait, does that mean that i should use it, or that i shouldn't use it?
i mean yeah that line alone would make anyone think they've stepped into a fishy situation..... : D i'll go now
I just figured the dude hamming up the lines when recommending the bordello was simply a Renfield character. Always crazy.
The main thing I remember about his movie was Angie Everheart. She's gorgeous. Her name was etched in my memory after this. Also, the Whoopi Goldberg cameo is hilarious.
agreed that is one beautiful woman. Unclear why she didn't get anymore roles. Maybe an Epstein thing, but they gave Rings of Power to 2 no names with zero credit to their names so who knows what mad house runs the reasoning.
The key artifact was going to be the only consistent thing in all tales from the crypt movies.
Its function in each story would vary from film to film.
Have the directors stated this and if so, where?
Possibly the most enjoyable part of this movie was the showdown in the bordello with "Ballroom Blitz" playing.
That and of course Erika Eliniak is hot as usual.
Corey Feldman rocking his finest George Michael cosplay.
Indeed. A nice break from his usual Michael Jackson one czcams.com/video/iO_8n5y5edk/video.html
14:39 Oh, come on! That's not even an original joke! The Cryptkeeper made it in the original series.
its a fast and cheap way to enjoy cult classics with the right amount of jokes spat out from brandon... good stuff .
Not only Chris Sarandon was a ruthless, bloodthirsty vampire in one movie and also fought vampires in this movie, ironically. he also fought a ruthless, psychotic soul-possessed murderous doll😁
" YOU BELIEVE ME NOW ? "
" YEAH , BUT
WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE ME ? "
He and Corey Feldman essentially reverse roles....he's the vampire hunter this time around, and Feldman is the one who becomes a vampire.
angie everheart was in bud light commercials, hence why no miller time
Dennis Miller is hilarious in this! but I agree, otherwise, it's just an okay movie
I remember this review. Good times.
Glad to see it back on the channel
"Fright Night" is my favorite vampire movie. It's the best.
And also has Chris Sarandon!
@Blade Kult duuuuudeee, *Vamp* is the shit, mayne!
Lost Boys
Meh.
I like Fright Night and Near Dark equally well for different reasons.
That Dennis Miller impression was spot on, Brandon!!!!
Holy cow. I watched this movie as a kid. The ending freaked me out.
I have so many fond memories of this film! I love this movie! Dennis Miller rocks!
"Just in time for Women's Equality Day" I would love it is they did that on purpose.
What do they do that day? Fail at school, make themselves homeless, get cancer and kill themselves? Why would they do that?
Erika Eleniak was my pin up in the 90's, in a baywatch life guard uniform she was fit as
Shaunie was my favourite Baywatch babe
This movie is proof that loose clothes hide the body.
I dunno, I always enjoyed this movie...Probably the mix of being in love with Angie Everheart and Dennis Miller being my favorite stand up comedian....Or maybe I didn't have high expectations when I went to see it...
12:08-12:15 your impression of the guy had me in tears from laughter 👍😂
This movie was OK. Enjoyed Demon Knight way more.
Demon Knight was highly underrated.
@@danhathaway7984 that it was! I binged that movie a few times growing up, always wished there was a Part 2.
@@xXLunatikxXlul Ya, and the ending totally set a sequel up too.
Bordello is just passable dumb entertainment. Demon Knight is a cult classic
Yeah. I liked Demon Knight way better. Even tho bordello is good. Demon Knight was better
Will you believe Corey's friend was Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy?
Yep. It's Matt Hill.
Anyone gonna mention that the "eat your heart out"guy voices ed in ed edd and eddy. And captain N
It's ironic how Chris Sarandon in this is basically playing the opposite of the role he played in Fright Night, in Fright Night he was a vampire - in this he's a guy who winds up having to fight vampires. Also regarding Angie Everhart, mmmmmm...i'd totally let her bite me anyday. It's no coincidence this movie has a squirtguns with holy water in them scene - because as I recall From Dusk Till Dawn was originally going to be a Tales From The Crypt feature before becoming its own movie - and both the former and Bordello came out in the same year. And also it just ocurred to me that Corey and Matt both voiced a ninja turtle (Matt Hill is Raph in Next Mutation and Corey is Donnie in the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie). Angie was also the video store clerk in Last Action Hero.
Chris also played as the hero in Nightmare Before Christmas and the villain in The Princess Bride.
WillieManga One half of Jack Skellington anyway, the speaking voice - singing was done by Danny Elfman.
Nathan Forester The very composer behind music from Edward Scissorhands, Spider-Man, Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness, among many others, and - get this - the Tales from the Crypt opening sequence. Yep, both voices for Jack Skellington were involved with the same franchise... bound to happen, I guess.
The squirtguns with holy water is stolen from Night of the Demons 2
@@Fedorevsky I noticed that they borrowed heavily from there.
Angie Everhart has shoot some amazing sex scenes in other movies. It's a shame that this one is more about violence and gore and doesn't focus on the dark sexuality and seductiveness of Lilith.
I have fond memories of this movie. Specifically of seeing this with my favorite redhead and "Two, four, six, eight..."
If the MCU happened in the 1990’s I could definitely see Dennis Miller being Tony Stark.
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Shame
Dennis Miller is horrid now. Chris Sarandon would be a better Iron Man.
Great point, I could really see it back in 1996 or so.
@@eyeseer1 keypoint in your wording "now" they didn't say now though. They said back in the 90s.
"Maybe it really is appropriate that this movie was released the same month as 'women's equality day'..."
*Woman's flaming, severed head lands in punch bowl.
I laughed unreasonably hard at that.
REUPLODED!? YYEESSS!!!!! Now I can finally see the "Brandon's cult movie reviews" I never could! TAKE THAT COPYRIGHT NOTICES!!!!!
Crypt keeper used the same joke with William Sadler on the show when he was the Reaper
The very same reaper he played in the Bill & Ted films.
17:10 To be fair, this is actually a pretty accurate portrayal of many religious fundamentalists, obsessing over people who have out-of-wedlock sex instead of murdering or doing anything that actually harms others.
This is basically a holy grail when it comes to your reviews! And I am so glad to finally be able to watch it! :D
Thank you for re-uploading this!
Demon Knight was light years BETTER!!
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@beckystainer1153 Hell yes.
4:40 Wait...Matt Hill? Ed from "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" was in this movie?
Yep, that is Ed alright.
@@nathanforester5993 The trur ,eaning of "nostalgic".
Can I just say I love Tales from The Crypt.
Chris Sarandon is also Jack Skellington!!
And Dennis Miller made a cameo in The Campaign.
Funny story, he also played as the villain with the extra finger in Princess Bride. And I just watched that movie last night.
No, that was Count Rugen, Chris played Prince Humperdink in that movie.
Hewy Toonmore Dang, how did I end up getting them mixed up? That was wierd.
Either way, at least we've got some recognizable talents in this, complete with a Whoopi Goldberg cameo in the hospital.
He was also the bad guy in the original Fright Night the BETTER version
No, JC is actually a reference to Jack Cayman, former military super soldier from MadWorld. JK
Always like Dennis Miller so this one is my favourite!
This movie had Matt Hill, the boys of Ed a.k.a. mono brow from Ed, Edd, n Eddy
Ronin Warriors Armor of Wildfire.
We need more movies like this. Thanks Brandon, for reminding everyone what good movies are supposed to be like.
9:30
What, like York from Deadly Premonition: Director's Cut? That guy was awesome.
Suddenly I feel like rewatching Dusk till Dawn.
5:24 Wait... did that say it was executive produced by Richard Donner, Joel Silver, and Robert Zemeckis?!
I almost wonder if the sex pervert guy delivered his lines that way because the director kept telling him to ham
It up more
"SNL Dennis Miller not Fox News Dennis Miller!" So spot on.
Love this movie! Every bit as enjoyable as Demon Knight.
Great review brother!
I love the crypt keeper head joke at 23:14
Catherine may be wearing sun block but in the struggle it would get smudged and
the car would be consumed in flames as she was exposed to the light.
Plus why did Catherine kill him he had that really rare blood type..... Remember?
Because... movie.
Not to mention her exposed eyes.
She turned him into a vampire she had a crush on him by the end and him on her.
For some reason I absolutely love this film! Dennis Miller is awesome!
I wonder if Charlie Sheen took Corey Feldman to that brothel the first time...
Thats where the title comes from.
Bordello of Tiger Blood? Can vampires get HIV?
I actually really like Dennis Miller in this movie. I thought he was hilarious.
Man I've never finished watching this movie. And cool to see Miller in here and actually know who he is after many years.
Glad to see you got this up again. Just one small thing. You could have added some info about why there is no part 3 in this :)
I don't think Bordello of Blood was that bad. It was fairly entertaining.
Blind Brazilian Tex Atlantis it isn’t about “getting a movie”, it’s just whether or not you like a movie.
@Blind Brazilian Tex Atlantis Yeah, the people that dislike this movie, definitely just didn't "get it." You're adorable.
20:07 LOL that effect
This is my first video of yours that I've seen. You're good. If I ever rewatch the video, however, I'll make sure to count how many times you say "this movie."
Bill Sadler was starred in the first episode of tales from the crypt on HBO, as the executioner who gets laid off. He was in the intro/outro of another episode as Death, the same character he played in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, too. And of course he was in Demon Knight and this one. I think he was in a few other episodes, but don't remember off hand.
The Tales from the Crypt movies never captured the horror of the tv series.
The laser was a pretty interesting idea. Never seen it before
Loved this review.
This is the first and only film I felt ashamed of paying money for when i saw it when it came out.
Mind you, now I have no problem watching for free on TV but my god i was disappointed when it came out
in the theaters. I have never forgiven Dennis Miller since.
Loved the review and subscribed as well.
Bordello of Blood killed all future CRYPT movies!!!
oh no. truly a loss to american cinema for all time.
@@GiantPantherTX Indeed. Tales from the Crypt is great television. Now all we've got left in the way of tv horror is Keeping up with the Kardashians
How could they have made 🧛🏻♂️ Bordello of Blood Better like Demon knight 👹🧟♂️
Damn so great Glad you showed this loved it.
I find it ironic that Corey Feldman kicked vampire's asses in one movie and became a vampire in this movie LOL
21:20 How does Lilith know how to stop the TV broad cast?
A friend of mine won a 7UP contest to be an extra in this movie.
I thought you were being too harsh on this movie until I realized it was released in theaters. I saw this on HBO or Cinemax as a kid/teen and loved it lol
I'm sorry but I love that dude's (Biker Bobcat) acting. Easily my favorite part of the movie.
Im pretty sure Vincent is played by the guy who played the Troll in Troll.
Fun fact: the guy in the bandana is Matt Hill the known voice actor of Ed (ed, edd, n Eddy), Pyrus (War Planets), and Ryo (Ronin Warriors).
A member of the young punks? One of them is Matt Hill!!! you might not know him, but you may know his voice....He's ED in "Ed, Edd, N' Eddy"! And Kira Yamato in "Gundam SEED"!!!
Any assurances that this one won't be taken down again?
Great video.,Thanks for uploading. It'd be cool if you reviewed 1989s Cage with Ferigno or the sequel. Thanks!
12:28. You know you are dealing with an unhinged doctor when he starts playing with a rubber doll. XD
You didn't lie Brandon.
You were on denial, and after seeing those movies back to back I don't blame you.
"That is the second craziest fucking thing...!" is the best line ever ... maybe.
Chris Sarandon was also Prince Humperdinck in “The Princess Bride”, a transgender person in “Dog Day Afternoon”, the English dub voice of Kurotoa in the English dub of “Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind” and the speaking voice of Jack Skellington in “The Nightmare Before Christmas” both movie and two (or three) video games.
Brandon, you are by far my favorite reviewer on CZcams.
not even a single mention that Raef's name is Fear backwards.
3:55 Funny thing,they used this opening and closing already in an episode of the TV show,instead of a mummy William Sadler played his Death character from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey,so that's two things that got recycled in this movie.
Is there still any plans, for a reveiw of Ritual? Has there ever been one?
He did check his playlistl
3:51 - Another cameo. Those are Chucky's eyes (Child's Play!)
I have to share that, just as Feldman says, "Oh, my god!" it cut to a commercial starting with Sir Charles Barkley reclining on a couch. Biggest laugh all day. Thank you, algorithm!
"If one member of the addams family opens the door,im out of here"
Well at least this movie has Dennis Miller's sense of humor and Angie Everhart's... well Angie Everhart.
Chris Sarandon is probably best known for playing prince humperdink in the princess bride
i really loved demon knight,
all i remember about Bordello Of Blood, was changing the channel.
Damn, wish I had a chance to watch the original uploaded version.
Do gremlins or ghoulies
I remember this...
First one to comment: doesn't comment first. You're a good man.
@@allichite1309 He is a legend.