DSP Elden Ring Support Dies On 2nd Stream. Phil Can't Beat Any Of the Bosses. Upset With Devs

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Komentáře • 419

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 Před 11 dny +178

    "they're making me do open world exploring, which is boring and i dont wanna do" but you guys love my 6 month bethesda playthroughs on easy with no mods

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Před 11 dny +9

      Him and those mines. Good god.

    • @ryokophreak
      @ryokophreak Před 11 dny +16

      He has to explore in an OPEN WORLD game? How dare the devs do that!! lol XD

    • @pmcelraft
      @pmcelraft Před 11 dny +11

      He has owned a ps5 for how long now and don’t understand it vibrating when he runs through grass? He is like an infant.

    • @pmcelraft
      @pmcelraft Před 11 dny +2

      More wasted money because he can’t deal with a challenge

    • @pmcelraft
      @pmcelraft Před 11 dny

      Dap is an idiot. Nothjng is artificially in the game. Everything Ina game is programmed. Welcome to a real rpg dsp. If he ever played d and d, he’d be kicked out

  • @asjoalsjka
    @asjoalsjka Před 11 dny +85

    Does this man pretend to go pee so he has an excuse to beg before and after the break?

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 Před 11 dny +31

      That and to check on his wwe champions and get more gin

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 Před 11 dny +36

      During fromsoft games he also goes to look up guides.

    • @HonkeeMcgee
      @HonkeeMcgee Před 11 dny +13

      He’s praying he gets a tip in his absence, lmao

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před 11 dny +14

      beg tweets during the break too

    • @nathanielbeven9052
      @nathanielbeven9052 Před 11 dny +12

      @@DJMcFlinty dont forget beg/demands in secret discord, as well

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 11 dny +195

    It’s funny because he tried literally every cheese move that he had previously used and none of them worked 😂

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z Před 11 dny +25

      It would be hilarious if it's the God of War situation all over again and there's some dev that watches how DSP cheeses bosses and actively codes the game to prevent that

    • @dicloniusgames
      @dicloniusgames Před 11 dny +14

      @@zrider100z This is a dick lightning situation all over again. DSP finds cheese and the devs cut off the cheese.

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 Před 11 dny +1

      @@zrider100znah it’s not a specific thing to dsp, that boss is just overall rather hard to cheese. Even using a summon aint easy

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z Před 11 dny +2

      @whiteninji352 it's hard to cheese because someone eliminated it's downsides and it reacts to the player trying to cheese. It's not like the boss decided himself that he will be hard to cheese. Someone coded that behaviour.

    • @revoslawter3628
      @revoslawter3628 Před 11 dny

      😭😭😭

  • @AD3SPG
    @AD3SPG Před 11 dny +53

    Low support= this game sucks
    High support= this game is aw$ome

    • @Vub.
      @Vub. Před 10 dny +4

      Exactly. All he cares about is money.

    • @boatknight2246
      @boatknight2246 Před 9 dny

      low support means they don't love the game because as we all know when you watch a streamer and they play a game you like you are compelled to give minimum $5. So DSP who is an entertainer is searching for the game they love!.

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley Před 11 dny +64

    *dragon down to half health* "I can't hurt it."-DSP

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 Před 11 dny +5

      Right? Like he got it to less than half health on the first try.

    • @AD3SPG
      @AD3SPG Před 11 dny +3

      It's not hard but keeps dying 😂

    • @MutedGrowl
      @MutedGrowl Před 11 dny +4

      “I can’t hurt it” flailing his sword while no where near dragon.

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist Před 11 dny +2

      That Dragon isnt very hard.... killed him first try.

  • @SvenJohansen91
    @SvenJohansen91 Před 11 dny +108

    he was sooo happy in the first stream with that disability check 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 11 dny +25

      Yep, his tip dependent mood. He was singing, as usual when the whales show up and on the night stream, he was back to the salty manchild.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 Před 11 dny +38

    What’s sad is once a dent finally tells him the cheese build he will use that and then claim he’s really good at this game. When he can’t cheese we see his real skill level and it’s very low

  • @rossjackson8259
    @rossjackson8259 Před 11 dny +93

    The total pool of disability checks for him to mooch off is dwindling

    • @SlushieFan55
      @SlushieFan55 Před 11 dny +8

      Jayde has probably had enough of his standing up to stretch his legs bullshit.

    • @user-zk9tg9tr4b
      @user-zk9tg9tr4b Před 11 dny +6

      End of the month July 4th it'll rain taxpayer money.

    • @LunaPPK
      @LunaPPK Před 10 dny +4

      this really sounds like cope with some of you at this point this loser will always have a loser or two to throw cash at him

    • @wgisexuallyidentifyasprett4142
      @wgisexuallyidentifyasprett4142 Před 10 dny

      ​​@@LunaPPK it's perfectly fine
      The more he stays like that the more disgusting and funny the fall will be
      Imagine how he will be in 5-10 years? What sort of cringe sad pathetic content will be out there of him?
      If* the dents stopped today Phil would have to man up and get a real job, that's not fun for us
      So yeah, let them keep supporting

    • @aspirewot8408
      @aspirewot8408 Před 10 dny

      Says Mr nobody 😂

  • @Oddrat255
    @Oddrat255 Před 11 dny +87

    “Why do I have to explore for these items so stoopid and boring dood” it’s almost like it was designed that way so you couldn’t steam roll everything.

  • @Leawsome9
    @Leawsome9 Před 11 dny +67

    It’s almost like they made a new system to make sure people with High level characters can’t stomp the DLC and encourages Exploration, Something Phillip doesn’t like to do

    • @LaowaiinFuzou
      @LaowaiinFuzou Před 11 dny +11

      Yeah, he over levelled to beat the main game if I remember correctly

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +12

      ​@@LaowaiinFuzou152 is a bit high but not that high tbh, most people fight Malenia around RL 120-150.
      That being said (shoutout, obviously) he still suck at the game 😂

    • @LaowaiinFuzou
      @LaowaiinFuzou Před 11 dny +3

      @@Ron_Jambo_ ah fair enough. It’s always been a game I’ve said I would play but never did. Today he rolled too early finished the roll face first into a burst of flames and then complained

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 11 dny +2

      Exactly! They purposely made the DLC so that Phil can't run through it. Not his fault.

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 Před 11 dny +1

      That's what I love about this game. You open the map and you see a spot that looks interesting and just head over there and see what you find. If you get destroyed over there, you just mark it and then head somewhere else.

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693

    I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Phil's attitude is shitty this stream in which he didn't make any money, as opposed to the last stream which made over $150 and he was giggling like a schoolgirl and laughing at deaths. Just a coincidence.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 11 dny +101

    The enemies do not stagger to any of his cheesy moves that he has. His build has been nerfed and now he needs actual skill. The cheese that got him through the game will not be able to help him 😂😂😂

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking Před 11 dny +27

      And he's so upset that he has to "collect things" to get powerful enough to kill the new bosses. No instant gratification (where have we heard that before?).

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 11 dny +15

      @@DreySlayking Coddled and spoiled...

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 Před 11 dny +16

      Dude had his build ready for the DLC thinking he was going to breeze through it 😂

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +11

      ​@@-suphurMommy combed his hair until 17 😂

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 11 dny +8

      @@Ron_Jambo_ IKR?
      When he said that, my jaw dropped.
      He has ZERO self awareness, or is an expert troll.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 11 dny +108

    If he doesn’t get at least 100 bucks tomorrow, he will quit this game and blame it on his viewers saying the same old excuses. No one was engaging, everyone is bored.

    • @ReZN_i_Addikt
      @ReZN_i_Addikt Před 11 dny +26

      " you guys said you wanted to see elden ring, but people didn't come out and support, I guess it's from soft fatigue". Then he'll do his stupid little chuckle

    • @HonkeeMcgee
      @HonkeeMcgee Před 11 dny

      “I guess people are just sick and tired of open world games, dood, I was actively engaged, I was pahsative, *SNORT* annnnd, I was making progress! Fucking fromsoft sucks at games, dood.”

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood Před 11 dny +12

      Bugged camera mechanics, vibrating controller confused him, stuck in corners. I can already see him crying about it all.

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 Před 11 dny +5

      ​@@ReZN_i_AddiktI can't believe he quit Hades 2 like that, literally blaming his viewers as he quit an early access of all games

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess Před 11 dny +2

      ​@@lulukomadori9651
      He didn't even consider the fact that his commentary was hella boring once lol

  • @Jesse_E5150
    @Jesse_E5150 Před 11 dny +60

    The devs fucked the DLC up dood! Fromsoft is hurting the business!

    • @jstring
      @jstring Před 11 dny +12

      Fromsoft confirmed detractor

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood Před 11 dny +10

      I just went from a Jerma video of him having a good time (with chat involved) and cut to DSP who is struggling with the first boss, begging constantly and his audio is louder than his mic. 15+ year youtuber btw.

    • @kantanenakseli8886
      @kantanenakseli8886 Před 11 dny +2

      Elden Ring did, in fact, not save the business

    • @aspirewot8408
      @aspirewot8408 Před 6 dny

      He's right though it has copy pasted bosses like radahn as final

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood Před 6 dny

      @@aspirewot8408 why are you defending Phil. What does this do for you.

  • @elguapo4268
    @elguapo4268 Před 11 dny +37

    "I hate to say it guys, no one cares about Souls style games alright? I don't get it YOU guys asked for this and kept demanding it and there is 0 positivity incoming."

    • @skippingrhyme4386
      @skippingrhyme4386 Před 10 dny

      Even tho he sets the schedule and refuses any request for games lol I don't recall any hype for this game except from him. every time he mentioned chat was tame and nobody seemed hyped to me

  • @-CelShader-
    @-CelShader- Před 11 dny +53

    I like how before he played it he was saying this dlc was supposed to be a cakewalk, and he seemed so happy about it.

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley Před 11 dny +12

      That was pretty hilarious 😂🤣thing is I don't even know where he heard that. Everything I've heard is that the DLC is pretty darn hard.

    • @elroywrong
      @elroywrong Před 11 dny +3

      I love to take a shot at Philly chill as much as the next guy but he was trying to be funny and make a joke when he was saying that.

    • @kgriffi22222
      @kgriffi22222 Před 11 dny +4

      Yeah, the dlc has different mechanics for leveling so being OP in the Original game is no guarantee of success

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley Před 11 dny +13

      @@elroywrong The problem for Phil is literally all of his jokes fall flat.

    • @elroywrong
      @elroywrong Před 11 dny +4

      ​@Nathan_Coley OH I fully agree but we must keep our jabs tight. Just because he sucks at jokes doesn't mean he really thought the game was ganna be cake. phil still sucks on ice.

  • @bunnybear8187
    @bunnybear8187 Před 11 dny +20

    Huge ass bridge lead to a huge ass city . . . refuse to go.

    • @skippingrhyme4386
      @skippingrhyme4386 Před 10 dny +1

      rightt lol he complains about the open fields and shit and then finds a huge city and says " lets go check the fields first"

  • @jordanbaker2880
    @jordanbaker2880 Před 11 dny +11

    “ My controller is vibrating! “
    DSP is somehow amazed by this in 2024 😂

  • @standylixgames7757
    @standylixgames7757 Před 11 dny +24

    He is only mad cause he got no support

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 Před 11 dny +27

    he was whining very pathetically tonight and after tons of begging, the whales only supplied him with a meager $35. looks like running away from challenge doesn't pay

  • @seanconway6837
    @seanconway6837 Před 11 dny +40

    "This open world stuff is boring"
    *presented with one of the most gorgeous visuals in gaming.*

    • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
      @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 11 dny

      And usually he is a graphics whore.

    • @SlushieFan55
      @SlushieFan55 Před 11 dny

      That’s what I thought. Everywhere you go you could stop and just be floored by the scenery but this slob can’t be bothered. It’s so obvious he hates most games and streaming in general.

    • @MutedGrowl
      @MutedGrowl Před 11 dny +2

      A simpleton like Phil bores easily

    • @fast0025ify
      @fast0025ify Před 11 dny +1

      He needs to be handheld through the game. Or else it's "boring". He would love it if it was just another walking simulator on easy mode. Or another RPG.

  • @rexisright
    @rexisright Před 11 dny +14

    Oh look, DSP's shitting on a game he raved about for weeks... in other news, Water? Wet.

  • @user-tp7ef6rw4l
    @user-tp7ef6rw4l Před 11 dny +18

    95% on metacritic DLC is not good enough for Phil, who would've guessed

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +2

      Him hating on the DLC is proof of its quality 😅
      Now if you excuse me I'm going to get destroyed by Messmer for a few hours

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist Před 11 dny +1

      15 supports = game is boring trash
      163 supports = game of the year

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 11 dny +48

    Doesn’t want to ; explore, complete any dungeons, fight any bosses or fight any enemies………claims the game is boring. Why even bother playing the game if you dont want to play it 😂

    • @uremushi
      @uremushi Před 11 dny +8

      dude spent $40 (of his dents money) to complain about the main mechanic of the game you cannot make this up😭

    • @ELPRES1DENTE45
      @ELPRES1DENTE45 Před 11 dny

      Narcissistic loser...

    • @JaxonRabbit
      @JaxonRabbit Před 11 dny +5

      He needs that money, he really really really needs that money.

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile Před 11 dny

      ​@@JaxonRabbit He LIDURULLY needs that money to pay his bills! \🐷/

    • @Dr_LIGMA
      @Dr_LIGMA Před 10 dny

      ​@@JaxonRabbit To pay his bills, the internet, the electric bill...

  • @iRock_750
    @iRock_750 Před 11 dny +16

    Dents pay him to "waste his time" playing video games and he complains all the time about it.

  • @AgentofChaos81
    @AgentofChaos81 Před 11 dny +13

    Pisses and moans about people wanting instant gratification.......cries the game doesnt give him instant gratification.

  • @cat-meowhood
    @cat-meowhood Před 11 dny +40

    Im glad that support in some games keep dying quickly, it shows that the streamer have to carry the entertainment and not the games only.. Phil lacks life.

    • @Silenthilldude87
      @Silenthilldude87 Před 11 dny +2

      You don't understand, it's not him, it's the games like real tawlk!

  • @Maxehs
    @Maxehs Před 11 dny +33

    One thing you can always count on with Phil. He never misses to remind his Dents to tip between unrecorded parts.

  • @athenaspsychic9891
    @athenaspsychic9891 Před 11 dny +13

    Dsp said he was going to play this game for the next few weeks. Time to update the schedule

  • @oAPXo
    @oAPXo Před 11 dny +9

    Remember when his viewers told him to play Elden Ring and he said "SNORT, WHY? ITS A MONTH AWAY, I DONT WANNA WASTE TIME"
    This is why DSP, you got murdered.

  • @ulrejaz
    @ulrejaz Před 11 dny +6

    Phil's idea of a fun game design choice is basically walk into a boss fight, press one button and he wins while the dents shower him with big amount of "support".

  • @ZonknBonk-yw3hb
    @ZonknBonk-yw3hb Před 11 dny +33

    Love how his prestream he said " I'm a fromsoft pro" ......wow he is such a pro..... and he ran from a boss
    Waaaah fromsoft exposed me waaaahh 😂😂😂

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib Před 11 dny +9

      He thinks completing Fromsoft games automatically makes you a pro at them.
      I've completed them all and don't consider myself anywhere near a 'pro' at them 😂
      Beating the games isn't actually that difficult. If he's a 'pro' why doesn't he do PVP in them?

    • @rexisright
      @rexisright Před 11 dny +5

      He said what now ? 😂😂

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +6

      ​@@rexisrightClaimed to be a Fromsoft pro, because he beat Malenia with a cheese build in 2 hours and more than 50 tries. Can''t make that up 😂

    • @rexisright
      @rexisright Před 11 dny +2

      @Ron_Jambo_ 🤦🏿‍♂️ tell me there's nothing in your life without telling me there's nothing in your life

  • @Kymbo202828
    @Kymbo202828 Před 11 dny +5

    so when he goes to have a piss, he's just checking a guide right?

  • @JackOpulski
    @JackOpulski Před 11 dny +7

    Love these "split the part" moments, he spews some bullshit about how everything is good and as soon as he stops recording it's a begging bonanza, even his voice sounds different. It's eerie.

  • @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev
    @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev Před 11 dny +5

    "I have to pee again" - translation - I need to send an emergency whale call to the discord to prop this stream up

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +1

      Adult men don't say "pee" and "poop" btw, only menchildren like Dave....

    • @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev
      @MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev Před 10 dny +1

      @@Ron_Jambo_ Agree, I'd just say "Sorry guys, been hittin the gin a little hard, gotta piss, again, brb 1 min".

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist Před 11 dny +10

    I can't stand him sperging because he's in an open field for 2 minutes.

    • @transportergrmc
      @transportergrmc Před 11 dny +3

      In an open world game.

    • @AnTunZee
      @AnTunZee Před 11 dny +2

      Doody dropped a video yesterday where fill decided the best tactical option was to somehow sneak into the middle of an enemy stronghold and attack one of the 20 enemies. You can imagine how that turned out. He died in 3 seconds. Then he goes and does the same thing a couple more times. Fill truly is a pathetic scrub at every game he plays. It’s entertaining how terrible he is whenever he picks up a controller

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking Před 11 dny +6

    Gets killed looking at chat for donations. Whines. E-begging is hard.

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 Před 11 dny +10

    Unlike Phil, Miyazaki understands his audience well. The dlc must be significantly harder than the base game because the people who will spend money on more of the same game will be the veterans with skills already sharpened by the base game. Phil never improves so he will naturally struggle and resent the fact that the dlc is so hard.

  • @manoftherainshorts9075
    @manoftherainshorts9075 Před 11 dny +7

    "Uwaaaa I cannot learn boss attacks because I cheesed through all the game with OP build"

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Před 11 dny +4

      Phil definitely cheated on all his tests in school. You can just listen to how he thinks and tell.

  • @Dark_Fusion19
    @Dark_Fusion19 Před 11 dny +9

    3:37 No other way awound it. Phil slurring his words again.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +1

      Almost as if he was under the influence of alcohol ... Remember the "I can't say the alphabet in reverse , that's too difficult" ?
      That dude, I swear 😂

    • @Dark_Fusion19
      @Dark_Fusion19 Před 10 dny

      @Ron_Jambo_ This is Phil. Even the most basic of things are too much for him to handle.

  • @HonkeeMcgee
    @HonkeeMcgee Před 11 dny +7

    In the time span of one stream, poor piggy got no $100 tip, and the games getting progressively harder. Time to blame the dents and the game itself, yet again!

  • @OGGI_ZOMBIE
    @OGGI_ZOMBIE Před 11 dny +11

    Hates on game 1st stream, then can't figure out why no one "supports" stream 2. Drops a "subscribe and leave a comment" even. How? Half of North America is banned from your channels.
    Someone needs to ask him how many are on his ban list but in a way that he can use it as evidence that he's the most trolled person on the Internet, ya know.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 11 dny +10

    This is Dying light 2 all over again 😂

  • @bharlan2002
    @bharlan2002 Před 11 dny +21

    This DLC is hard, even the world's best Souls streamers who do nothing but play these games for a living are struggling with it. Phil's going to rage quit it soon, I don't see him finishing.

    • @michael674100
      @michael674100 Před 11 dny +5

      i am so confused he started one day late where did he get this idea that its super easy?

    • @bharlan2002
      @bharlan2002 Před 11 dny +1

      @@michael674100 I think he was being sarcastic.

    • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
      @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 11 dny

      Is that true about the souls players?

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib Před 11 dny

      Yea he didn't finish the Bloodborne dlc either

    • @shiroamakusa8075
      @shiroamakusa8075 Před 11 dny

      @@michael674100 "Imma' go into this with my RL180 cheese build, Imma' gonna' spam OP mahgick and be alright, dood!"

  • @Bucketmanhead
    @Bucketmanhead Před 11 dny +6

    Exploration is boring. Just give me something.
    -DSP

  • @jeffdidnot
    @jeffdidnot Před 10 dny +4

    This NO Boss Run is quite unique. I never saw a player skip every boss of a game.

  • @jstring
    @jstring Před 11 dny +5

    I’m glad his magic spam build is totally nerfed lol

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist Před 11 dny +2

      It is not nerfed, he plays it wrong. Rocksling is an early to midgame spell and Magic downpour sucks ass since day 1. Comet azure is a meme.
      He doesnt use carian slicer or the other hard hitting spells.
      By the Way, who the f$%$ uses the soreseal in endgame? Thats stupid.

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580

    “My controller’s vibrating” in amazement and confusion, then looks at chat and gets killed 😂

  • @wesnagel4466
    @wesnagel4466 Před 11 dny +9

    The final boss Phil has too beat is jasper

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Před 11 dny +2

      A souped up version of those cat statues in the tombs, wielding a sword because he has no claws.

    • @wesnagel4466
      @wesnagel4466 Před 11 dny +2

      @@whenpigsfly8178 that's funny

    • @wesnagel4466
      @wesnagel4466 Před 11 dny

      @@whenpigsfly8178 you got discord

    • @RyanJinxedCoffee
      @RyanJinxedCoffee Před 11 dny +3

      Fingers crossed the IRS is a return boss at some point.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 11 dny +2

      ​@@RyanJinxedCoffeeI would love it if IRS agents invaded Phil during the DLC 😂
      "Invaded by Bloody Finger "5K Business Expanse ?" "

  • @chickenparmsandwich
    @chickenparmsandwich Před 11 dny +6

    Almost half of the Twitch streamers who I follow are all playing this dlc and not a single one is calling the game unplayable. Phil is so narrow minded. He thinks games should be how he expects them to be, and when they're not, the devs ruined the game. SMH. He's a lost cause.

    • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
      @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 11 dny

      In his defense, he can't really help it, since he suffers from a myriad of untreated mental disorders. That being said, he's still an irredeemable POS.

  • @KaotikKnight
    @KaotikKnight Před 11 dny +2

    The one trick pony Phil can't go to the same old tired bag of tricks and it's glorious

  • @FallenStar69
    @FallenStar69 Před 11 dny +4

    Didn't he brag about being so good at Souls games before lmao?

  • @RyanJinxedCoffee
    @RyanJinxedCoffee Před 11 dny +5

    Imagine struggling this hard on easy mode lmao

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 Před 11 dny +3

    I love Phil's typical excuse "It's not hard, it's just kicking my ass a lot" 😂

  • @whenpigsfly8178
    @whenpigsfly8178 Před 11 dny +5

    Cometh the DLC, Cometh the Ree!

  • @athenaspsychic9891
    @athenaspsychic9891 Před 11 dny +6

    The camara is a detractor

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator Před 11 dny +2

    "all I did was look away from the screen with an enemy aggroing me and I got killed!!!!!!"

  • @KrusteyDaKlown
    @KrusteyDaKlown Před 11 dny +2

    They designed the game so that you have to actually explore the map and upgrade your character. Such bad design. Phil should be able to platinum the game the moment he boots into the world.

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking Před 11 dny +2

    11:22 >> Let me correct this for Fill: "I'm never gunna win a fight against something if I haven't found the correct guide for it."

  • @itshololive
    @itshololive Před 11 dny +2

    ya know whats funny the dancing lion is optional he doesn't even have to fight it at all

  • @lunarguardian01
    @lunarguardian01 Před 11 dny +4

    RIP 🪦 Elden Ringers. Far too young 😢

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Před 11 dny +2

    Didn't he get the Dung Eater ending in the original game? That so fits.

  • @themadhatter_za
    @themadhatter_za Před 11 dny +2

    I'm not good enough to beat the bosses, my cheese build dont work. Therefore the DLC suck. Sound logic....

  • @Silenthilldude87
    @Silenthilldude87 Před 11 dny +2

    Guys once again, if you're enjoying this free entertainment, which doesn't cost you anything to watch on CZcams, please give me MAWNEY!

  • @dogmadude1399
    @dogmadude1399 Před 11 dny +2

    That little sad emoji makes him somehow even more pathetic lol

  • @Demi44
    @Demi44 Před 10 dny +2

    I mean this is the same guy that raged quit a kirby game

  • @4dchessplayer516
    @4dchessplayer516 Před 10 dny +2

    all he does is give excuses for his sad pathetic life

  • @johnnyrico4795
    @johnnyrico4795 Před 11 dny +1

    i wish i had the ability to instantly tell whether a game is bad or am i just not good at it, every time i die i wonder what i messed up, it must be great to always be cocksure about the game being bad

  • @brandonhill6758
    @brandonhill6758 Před 11 dny +1

    "Thats not a super hard boss" he says as he spent over an hour complaining about it and screaming that the camera sucks as hes running into the corner. Smh

  • @catfshaw3797
    @catfshaw3797 Před 10 dny +1

    It will never not amaze me how in every boss fight he manages to back himself into a corner, die, and then somehow make it the game’s fault that he ran into a wall

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 Před 11 dny +1

    14:52 "I need to get more upgrades that are artificially in the game" As opposed to what, natural? Did the code become sentient and start developing itself?

  • @trailmix4715
    @trailmix4715 Před 11 dny +1

    I like how he says he can't learn the fight because he dies in two hits... THAT'S PART OF THE LEARNING, LEARN NOT TO GET HIT! DSP is a helpless idiot.

  • @BuffetCrayfish
    @BuffetCrayfish Před 11 dny +1

    "They keep forcing me to do this open world exploring, which I dont wanna do."
    Yet we all sat there and saw this man standing right in front of a castle, a cave, and world boss, then opening the map and staring at it for 5 minutes before turning around and not doing what's in front of him. Phil doesn't need yo go collect essential items, he needs to stop fillibustering for FromSoft money hes used to getting and play the fucking game.

  • @mercster
    @mercster Před 11 dny +1

    "It's not that the enemies are hard, they just kill you too fast." Brilliant.

    • @mercster
      @mercster Před 11 dny +1

      "They're actually forcing me to not play the game."

    • @mercster
      @mercster Před 11 dny

      "So I need to get more upgrades, that are artificially in the game." Mate, EVERYTHING IS ARTIFICIALLY IN THE GAME.

  • @ithrowtantrums4486
    @ithrowtantrums4486 Před 11 dny +1

    The fact he ran from the boss because he couldn't cheese and really trying to resort to overleveling it tells you how much of a gamer he is

  • @alexoburn9015
    @alexoburn9015 Před 11 dny +1

    I love how he went on his little rant and laughed about people buying the DLC and how they probably couldn't even beat the game because they didn't want to "get good" or explore. Now, here he is complaining about exploring, and now he has to "get good" 😂

  • @boatknight2246
    @boatknight2246 Před 9 dny +1

    He took out half its health, what does he mean he cant kill the dragon?

  • @pauleells2471
    @pauleells2471 Před 11 dny +2

    I killed the Dancing Lion within 20 pulls and didn't farm for Scadu bark... like the issue is the user

    • @ConclusionGaming
      @ConclusionGaming Před 11 dny

      He’s going to be livid when he upgrades his blessing 4 or 5 times and there’s minimal impact.

  • @TheLG507
    @TheLG507 Před 10 dny +1

    It's crazy how he says the bosses aren't hard, they just kill him too fast. He never goes in and tries to learn their moves by just walking around and dodging, no, he HAS to go and spam the attack button. No patience to study the bosses, all he wants to do is hit them till they die, wrong game series for that.

  • @Jonas_knight
    @Jonas_knight Před 11 dny +1

    Made that he made 15 bucks after he pried 185 from the velcro wallets in the first stream. So made $200 dollars for a "day one stream" but still not enough. Phil is a literal, living, money pit...he should have his own SCP article.

  • @jetmaximum90
    @jetmaximum90 Před 11 dny +2

    3:37 theresnoooothawayawowndit?

  • @PeacefulJoint
    @PeacefulJoint Před 11 dny +1

    So he just wants the game to play itself. Phils perfect world would be starting a stream up, let the game play itself and walk away.

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks Před 11 dny

    Funny. Elden Ring didn't change the fact his fans are on fixed incomes during record inflation and cost of living.

  • @bigdoopy
    @bigdoopy Před 9 dny +1

    convinced he just hates this game and only came back for the monies, just give up phil

  • @UsernameChanger
    @UsernameChanger Před 11 dny +1

    Phil makes the same sarcastic "DLC is easy" joke 3 times in his meaningful phadcast, then whines the DLC is bad because it's too hard.

  • @shadowoctopus099-bf4ug

    _"I gotta pee again, I don't know what's going on..."_
    Diabeetus.

  • @pflaute
    @pflaute Před 11 dny +1

    Glad chat could be part of Phill's excuse for failings & losing

  • @willismoore156
    @willismoore156 Před 11 dny +3

    The irony ...

  • @dutch3614
    @dutch3614 Před 11 dny +2

    Why am I doing no damage?... Maybe because your using a magic build and your trying use it as an attack build. I've never played this game but I get the concept.

    • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
      @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 11 dny +1

      Same here. As long as I can remember that's been sop for character types/builds. Phil's regarded and afflicted with numerous mental disorders that continue to go untreated though so.....

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693

    I hope one of those day off appointments is to see a doctor about having to pee so much.

  • @PrybarCommando
    @PrybarCommando Před 10 dny +1

    Rage/wage quit coming imminently

  • @DJ-lw6vw
    @DJ-lw6vw Před 11 dny +2

    Didn’t take him long to turn toxic on the game 😂

  • @dr_face_robber
    @dr_face_robber Před 11 dny +1

    this guys takes are hilarious. what a winning mentality. they want me to play the game, how dare they?

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up Před 10 dny

    “I WaNNA Be oN ThE BoARD TWICE!”
    DSPs totally mature audience of adults

  • @phattyfresh
    @phattyfresh Před 11 dny +1

    4:00 as he takes a huge swig of gin

  • @morgana_vr7802
    @morgana_vr7802 Před 11 dny

    Everyone including myself in Raw Phil’s chat KNEW he was gonna say that

  • @ProfessorxVile
    @ProfessorxVile Před 11 dny

    4:00 -- "I have to pee again. I don't know what's going on tonight"
    That's the diabeetus, Philbert. Pay it no mind.

  • @jeremywyeth7163
    @jeremywyeth7163 Před 11 dny

    Funny thing is I'm rolling in it with a strength faith vitality build with bloodhound fang as my main weapon and I am crushing EVERYTHING.

  • @gent-47
    @gent-47 Před 11 dny +1

    Bro the little sudden begs he does is annoying.

  • @zisserik-twitter
    @zisserik-twitter Před 10 dny

    I love how DSP always has to announce everything like his chat is blind. 😂

    • @doodystreams
      @doodystreams  Před 10 dny +1

      Well 90% are larpers who don't care.
      5% of his chat actually care
      The other 5% are lonely losers chatting with other lonely losers