EX-GIRLFRIENDS seek REVENGE in yet another VANITY PROJECT!
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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2024
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Toxic Obsession!
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK - Archetype
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
2:29 Business Success!
4:31 Intern Trouble
5:32 Clear & Honest
6:36 Too Much Love to Give
9:03 Not Lenny!
9:38 Sore Thumb
10:37 Seductive Charcuterie
11:13 What Does He Do?
12:19 Lambo Blow
13:54 Anonymous Email
15:40 Full Film Noir
16:50 The Big Set Up
18:17 Final Thoughts
20:55 End Skit
21:10 Outtakes / Credits
#badmovie #comedy #revenge - Komedie
There is a Neil Breen in every country all over the world.
This guy makes Neil Breen look like Mr Rogers.
Neil Breen is a virus that's spreading
Thank goodness!
How very true!
"There can be only one."
I was an actor in this film, (the bartender watermelon guy) I took my girlfriend to the premier and we cried with laughter the entire time.
Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably at this review. 😂 this film is hilarious and glad to see you enjoyed it too.
I have so many questions: How was Brian offset? When did you know it was going to be a bad movie? And what was the deal with the watermelons?
Yes, we need more behind-the-scenes info on this movie. I look at the actual movies produced by these vanity projects as merely residue from the much more intriguing real-life behind-the-scenes events. Kind of like The Room and The Disaster Artist.
Tell us more!
I think everyone knew it was gonna be terrible, that why the director made specific attempts to lean into it. Honestly I don't think Jag (brian) really knew that we were leaning into the mockery of it. After the screening there was a Q and A and I specifically remember him saying how everything went perfect and he was just so happy about how perfect it was and how everyone did just did an a+ job in it 🤣
@@oscarharris4342 It makes me wonder if there is a need for all artists to be at least a little bit delusional. At least they seem to need to be delusional prior to any accolades or success. Maybe that goes for any endeavor pursued. Thank you for the info.
Mustache guy: "I received an anonymous email."
Idiot: "Do you know who sent it?"
... instant classic*
Gotta say , Mark, Fake mustache Boss might have been your best Self insert yet
Yep. Kinda like a VERY exaggerated Ryan George 'Producer Guy'. I really, really love the self-inserts (not least because they take so much time, effort and GOSHDARN IT creativity. AWESOME!
@@daveroche6522 Very exaggerated self-Inserts are TIGHT!
It was night and day compared to the movies sfx.
Mid-Life Crisis Vanity Project is next year's new Oscar category.
Does that include megalopolis😅😅
This category would get me to start watching the Oscars again
Well it's at least as good as all the stuff Disney's doing.
mid life? This is more like late life crisis. It's a sunset movie.
The white suit and the superior mustache might be my favorite Mark self-insertion look. 😍
@@madalinam6183 back off. Mark's mine 🫶🏼
@@madalinam6183 mark is mine!!!!
@@madalinam6183 stop removing the comment please CZcams
I made the mistake of watching this at the office. I was being very discreet for the most part but the mustache scene just killed me. I couldn't hold back. It was echoing laughter at that point, resonating all over the office.
I almost choked on a waffle when the stache appeared.
Put up a banner reading "BUSINESS SUCCESS" and that will make up for it.
When I saw that part, I tell ya, I can't remember the last time my sides got hurt like this from laughing🤣😂
I thought that was John Kirby at the beginning. A creep playing a creep. Would’ve been fitting.
I broke a few ribs, but it was totally worth it 🙏
You know that Neil Breen saw the tiger and said "That ain't a real tiger"
That self-insert was great. "You just walked in here and took an empty office as your own" is basically the reverse of Milton from Office Space.
Sounds like something George Costanza would do. "I could go hog-wild at a place like that!"
I think it was a plotline of one episode of "Seinfeld", too.
@@drewgoin8849 Kramer did something like that, yeah
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Mac does because it worked in that Michael J Fox movie
This man has “furniture store empire” money.
one of my thoughts was, these guys in these vanity projects always look like they buy their clothes and furnishings exclusively from stores that end in "emporium" or "city"! glad someone else understands the vibe!
I would so love to see an entire film like this with Mark replacing a supporting character in every scene. 😂
I'd happily settle for a collection of inserts of Mark throughout famous scenes, like:
"Actually, _Neo,_ there _is_ a spoon; it's right there in front of you. C'mon, man!"
The copious amounts of green screen, the tiger, all the girls going after this guy who looks about 60 - as an Australian, I hereby christen this man "The Aussie Neil Breen".
Every country needs their own Neil Breen. It’s only fair.
I support this notion! 😑☝🏻
Or Aussie Steven Seagal
I love the confidence of these weirdos - like Champagne & Bullets, the protagonist doesn’t exactly look like the sort of guy they wish they were. Far from a badass lothario, and with all due respect, this guy looks like he’d cook up a mean gyro and try to pitch me on some business idea while I’m waiting.
He looks like the Regional Manager of an Office Supply chain store in the greater Mumbai Area.
4:06 I like the fact they had the budget to hire a horse, but it seems the outside was too expensive for them so they green screened the horse.
Haha true! It must be one of those indoor horses.
Man I was thinking the same thing!!
At least they a budget for anime
@@joewyatt3581Funny!! You guys are awesome! Indoor horses and budget allocation for anime.
It's just easier to film indoors.
Pretty sure the waiter scene is the result of someone telling Bryan Fernandez "If you want a good bar scene to stand out, make sure there's a staff member with huge melons."
He stared blankly at him, uncomfortably shook his hand for a long time while looking like he was at a urinal and made himself a mental note of that advice he'd been given...
6:40 is the result of how he applied it.
Honestly, the best result we could've gotten
That's the only possible explanation, really.
"The more melons, the better."
😆
Wait, I'm sorry... Employee of the Month Gun?!
What is happening? 😂
And it's not even an American company! 😂 Finally, someone else people can make gun jokes about 😅
Oh ok... after seeing the beefin mustache on his boss, an Employee of the Month Gun seems about right. 🤣
I saw another post mention that the movie is actually satire of vanity projects, and that would explain these naked gun like moments.
It is a vanity project satirizing vanity projects... but it is still a vanity project. XD
Mark's sudden appearence as the boss with the 'tache had me in tears.
This man was 80% of the way through a Mambo No. 5 amount of lovers. 😅
🤣 omg right?! ..you’re not kidding !
@_Niki_224 he could have pulled more chicks if he'd booked the actual sexiest animals: Bonobos. Unless there was some edited out BDSM. Then the most sexy are llamas. 🤐
Excellent reference.
And it all ended as a Jim Carroll Band song.
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man (ha!)
Man, back when I worked in an office, I used to love our bi-monthly "business success" parties.
I NEED this director and Breen to collaborate on a project about a Breenesque superspy taking down a corrupt businessman as the both steal ladies back and forth from eachother. I want it so bad.
Yes, PLEASE!!
Better start stocking up on laptops.
"Like an angry muppet."
That’s funny.
I was eating when he played the clip with the phone voice. I was choking for a solid 30 seconds.
On _&_ off the phone, as it turns out.
It's like a high school play, trying to put every plot contrivance possible in it...arson, sex, murder, moustaches...
"Who doesn't have a black Lamborghini? I have three."
Oh nice you got triples? You gotta have triples.
If it's FREE, I'll take three! Oh, Lamborghinis? I have none 😢
Is that a bob odenkirk reference lol
I have a wife.....but she's dying
Ya, triples is nice. Triples is safe.
I had a toy one but it got burnt up
"I've seen it time and time again......in these movies" HILARIOUS
This film seems like an attempt at comedy. Not fully a "bad on purpose" movie, but definitely taking the piss.
Also, Mark as the boss is one of the best green screen Mark moments.
Green screen king
This was DEFINITELY one of my favorite Mark moments.
Not sure how much of it is due to Mark's presentation, but it genuinely feels like the guy had some self-awareness. Just enough to know that it wouldn't work as a straightforward mystery/drama, and so tried to make something a little weird and fun instead. It's still a failure as far as I can tell, but respect for having any self-awareness at all if so.
Yes, this is definitely satire of vanity projects, rather than a vanity project in itself.
There's a lot of "performative vanity", where the lead actor is inserted into typical situations from such movies, but the situation is deliberately undercut by a background gag (like someone getting a folder from the shelf while they're having sex). It's the kind of thing that happens in genuine vanity projects but as mistakes, like the hand of one of the crew catching the champagne glass in GetEven.
That's why there's framing device of him watching the movie - to establish that Bryan Fernandez is a "real" person who's telling you a story about how awesome he is, but we know that isn't true. He's an actor - Jag Pannu - acting out a script written by another person and is directed by a third person.
It's a fun idea though, and seems reasonably well executed.
@@TaramiBedona Ya know... if it was actually intentional, then the movie might actually be good.
But the fact that you can't actually tell makes it great.
Wow... the self-indulgence of this movie makes Geteven and Fateful Findings look tame.
What a fucking accomplishment!
I would have to watch get even in order to clear my movie palette after watching this
5:20- I thought that was more a traditional anniversary gift. You know- paper, cotton, leather, flowers, portrait with tiger.
And I'm pretty sure the tiger was one of those life-size cardboard pieces.
Thanks. What makes these ego driven passion projects so hilarious is the narcissistic jerk making them is so self involved they can't even SEE how bad it is!! 😅❤
this is a masterclass in "b*tches be crazy" lore, and I'm so thankful to be able to consume it through a satiric lens with you, otherwise I'd lose all hope!
The women characters obviously are angry at Brian out of envy and unrestrained desire. That's why they blew up his Lamborghini, NOT because he's a lying, philandering misogynist. /s
That gd party city panic button kicked a laugh outta me so forcefully that I think I barked.
10 /10 beefy management mustaches
I was wondering why Security responded when Brian hit the "Easy" button.
OMG I absolutely lost it at 14:12 that f****** mustache omg Mark you've made my day :D
As an Australian i apologise for this, so called, movie.
Mark your self insertion scene in this one is so funny, awsome work mate.
Eh, you guys gave us Wolf Creek and The Loved Ones. It all evens out.
Oh, and I’m glad Neil Breen’s tiger found work in other movies.
Hey, Grandpa's in a movie! And young girls have to kiss him!
This vanity project is hilarious.
Im from Perth, Australia where this was made and Id like to apologise for this very accurate display of what people are like here.
Perth is the Indian-creep capital of the world and this documentary is about how they turn our women into toxic obssesors.
Completely understand, friend.
Watching Toxic Obsession conjured memories of the likes of Dangerous Men and The Amazing Bulk. It highlights Mark’s genius for mining comedy from cinematic root canals.
5:32 Mark, you were clearly wrong. The image from the cover/poster does appear in the movie. It's hanging right there on the wall.
the tiger is judging
also, those two women could be sisters, for heaven’s sake
Dude the insert skits are getting so good. Each time is just better and better. This is the most underrated movie geek channel ever.
"Business Success"??? My company doesn't have a sign like that...
F_*k. Now I know what we've been doing wrong!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s fantastic that they’ve used a right hand drive like we have in Australia, but in the road images they are obviously driving on the right hand side of the road, not the left like we do in Australia 🤣
The mustache boss scene is your best self-insert ever!
This is obviously set in Australia, and all I can think while watching is, "Why is his wallet full of paper money? Why were they driving through the snow?"
The bit about him trimming the plant is wonderful.
I thought we hit a high water mark with dangerous men. How foolish i was.
That guy give off major creepy vibes. Are you sure you want to make fun of him? Better leave the lights on at night.
And he's got his "Employee of the Month" gun, too!
Yeah if you ever hear knocking on the door and you hear someone in australian accent asking if you orderd some kipper from the barbie then its time to panic.
@ Juan That's always true lol
Mark man when you popped in that scene mustache and white suit I nearly died laughing, keep up the good work, hope the move went well and your settling in too
As an Australian with a love of bad cinema I had no idea this movie existed! Stellar cameo from Mark as always you improve every bad/bizarre movie you insert yourself into 😂
Rich guys paying women to act in movies where they have to kiss them is the new sexual harassment meta.
Sure is. As Neil Breen constantly shows.
@@emmagrove6491 Neil Breen shows too much
wouldn't it just be cheaper to hire adult film actresses?
Nah. The women know the deal and make the choice.
@@AdmiralBison perhaps they're hoping that the no-name actress they hired might one day become an A-list star. Think of the bragging rights!
The "Mark McLane" scene is simply brilliant.
That sign kind of looked like it said "Russiness Success" because the B wasn't closed at the bottom, as a Russell I approve!
Now you need to get a sign that says that!
Man that skit you did at 14:00 was absolutely hilarious. It just kept getting funnier and funnier. This is just one of the many reasons that this is my favorite channel on CZcams. 😂
I like how dude is sleeping while they indelicately hack his phone with the light on and everything.
Employee of the month gun 😂
😂I started this video while walking around at work and when I finally sat down and saw the images I thought "who's puffy, old dad is that" and apparently it's the guy all the women can't keep their hands off 😂
This was by far the funniest one yet. Your writing and production are just great
I think Champagne and Bullets/Geteven is still my favorite vanity project I've seen on this channel. The music puts it over the top.
In geteven he looked scared whenever he sings.
I lost it at the heart-shaped jewelry line! 🤣
I was really afraid that the big twist would be that Monica/Mandy was Bryan's daughter 😨
The "employee of the month-gun" lol
I can’t wait for the prequel to come out
This was by far my favourite of your character insert scenes! It worked so well. Of course, it helped that you had so many amazing main character reaction shots to use 😂
On imdb I saw that movie was released 2019. This looks like a early 2000s movie.
The business boss cosplay was on point, well worth that investment in anime.
I like how the backstory is basically Kramer from Seinfeld being fired from a job…he never had
Wait...
You are telling me at 14:39 a person who sounds like Seinfeld passed up a chance to use a Kramer reference in here? 😏😏
I love how these bad movies exist in their own weird universe made by people who have no idea how real people act. Like the girl leading him around on a horse in a bikini and then for some reason looking up and waving hello at him? Weird movie with Mark indeed.
Mark absolutely needs to check out "shotgun" starting stuart chapin... it's essentially samurai cop crossed with lethal weapon, complete with a BDSM millionaire bad guy and it's own 80s theme song... you won't be disappointed, it's one of my favorites
The level of malignant narcassism in these movies is concerning.
This movie is entirely summed up by the big red button with "panic" spelled out. Not even Neil breen would be dumb enough to do that
Have you heard of a little movie called: "Unmasking the Idol"? It's like if Indiana Jones thought he was James Bond with ninjas.
14:07 Mark made this movie a 100 times better. Especially with that mustache. I wonder if I should grow a mustache, imagine me, Albert Wesker with a mustache. 😎👍💯
I love how these vanity projects always end up making the main character a douche even though you know he thought he was the super cool guy.
Your edits were hilarious!! Tears flowed in laughter 🤣🤣 thanks, Mark!
Mike Familiman is the greatest character name in cinema history
I love the jump back to color with the thump of the hat. Lmao
Anyone else thumbs up the video before even watching? I always look forward to fanboy flicks videos!
I always thumbs up at the same time as he says "TO the show"
Midlife Crisis, The movie!
That should have been the title
This reminds me of made for TV version of Joey Buttafuoco's version of events with Amy Fischer. Such a joke where he's an innocent bystander of a teenage girls obsession.
The character watching the movie he is in gimmick, I have seen it before. In the Japanese movie Tampopo, the opening scene is of the seats in a movie theater as the patrons are coming in. A man in a sharp white suit and his beautiful girlfriend sit in front, and his minions swoop in to set a cafe table laden with charcuterie and wine. The man then talks directly to the camera, about how the one thing he can't stand is noisy eaters at the theater. On cue, a guy behind him starts chomping on potato chips. Our hero then very politely threatens to kill him if he makes any noise once the movie starts. He turns back to the camera, and has a little soliloquy about how noises from the audience ruin his immersion, y'see, he loves movies because they are the next best thing to seeing your life flash before your eyes at the end. Then the lights dim and the real movie starts. And then starts again, because *that* scene was just one character reading a book out loud to his companion. *Then* we stumble on the main plot, only to wander away from it, sometimes literally, over and over. At least three of these side stories feature the white suit man.
…screw a popcorn tray, popcorn trough! I want it!
Ok, add a Business Success banner and some friends and that could be the perfect way to watch bad movies with friends 🤔
@@kinkanalchemist You had me at “Business Success”
Watching that man kiss these women 30 years younger than him is... Alarming. No way they were payed enough 😂
Mark, please do an Uwe Boll movie, in the name of the king and alone in the dark are both atrociously funny. Your channel is such a goldmine, keep it up!
This channel is fantastic;nowhere else talks about ‘banging chicks’ like it’s 1978.
‘We’ve got a guy who looks a bit like Joe Pesci. Let’s make a movie.’
He looks like a Bollywood Joe Pesci.
I’m trying to go to sleep from a nightshift….. now I’m laughing to hard 😂
The part about him bring you all the compasses lol
I don’t know why, but the cringe/squirm factor on this movie was a lot harder for me to sit through, than usual…
I had to look away from the screen a couple times during the “love scenes”. 😂
Mark, I love your skits. You are a really nice human.
And just like Breen, his movie looks like it was made in 1981 with panavision and edited on a PS1.
So if he had an affair with Mandy's mom and got her pregnant, doesn't that mean Mandy is his daughter?
😐
I'm so glad that mark pointed out finally that it was a gun that was pointed and not say something like a frozen Turkey
The Lambo blows up but stays intact - that's great engineering! Tony Stark would be proud...
Funny that they seem to care about the budget.
Yet, they probably did multiple takes on the cake ripping scene.
Those exact cakes are $22 at Woolies!
The skits in this one were amazing. And, the film having him just sit there with a blank stare on his face was perfect for this :D
I don't think I will ever understand the mentality of someone who would pay for a profesional photoshoot with a random tiger.
You are the best out there! Anytime i have a bad day, I watch you, and i laugh and smile ❤
THAT'S THE NEIL BREEN TIGER IN THE PHOTOSHOOT WITH THE GIRL!
I had to pause at the anonymous scene you did as I was laughing so much, well done!