Bible Jokes Part 2 - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
- David and Seth are back with more Bible Jokes for a "Don't Laugh Challenge" rematch. What's your favorite Bible joke/pun? Answer in the comments!
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#BibleJokes #DadJokes #AprilFools - Krátké a kreslené filmy
How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves.
Ayoooooo
Lol! Callback to 2 years ago!
😂😂😂😂
His been saving since creation…
Hilarious my brothers! Thanks for the good wholesome laughs.
why didn't Jesus wear jewelry? because he breaks every chain
That’s a good one
Hahahahahah
You know I bet when Moses saw the burning bush he was like: 'No way!' And I bet God was like 'Yahweh!'
I feel like that could work for any miracle
That's so good! SOOO GOOOOODDDD!
God can work any miracle so you are right my good person@@Joe-rz3fd
“They fast”
Good joke
Unnamed writer named Christine 😂
Awesome 😂😂 - what did King Solomon hate most about his bathroom?
The vanity
Ohh that’s BRILLIANT!!
@@GogakuOtaku haha thank u my friend
Who was the most financially savvy person in the Bible?
Pharaohs daughter: because she went down to The Bank of the Nile, and pulled out a little prophet.
😂
hahaha
Who was the best runner in the bible? Aaron. That's why he had golden calves.
I didn't see that one coming 😂
Thats so good and unexpected! 😂 I think it could also work with Israel as the answer and modify the explanation a bit.
Adam! He was 1st in the human Race!
@@purinhart7766 oh i like that that’s good too
Which honestly makes a good do you know who was second? All of Israel because they had dem golden calves.
Which works on multiple levels 🤣
I just found their first bible jokes video about 7 hours ago. This video dropped 6 hours ago. God knows how to cheer people up best.
That is sooo true! HE KNOWS US DEEPLY.
praying for you!
In honor of David and Seth:
David: So this sheep parable is about me?
Nathan: Uriah bout that. (You're right about that.)
What was so special about Seth? He was an Able replacement. (Gen. 4:25)
Why was it good that David admitted to his affair with Bathsheba? Nathan didn't have to Harp at him for being a Lyre.
😂🎉
The wise men and their camels were exhausted. They entered Bethlehem and asked where they could water their beasts. The townspeople answered, "No well, no well, no well, no we-ell!"
😂😂
lol
What's the best evidence of everyone's fallen nature? We are born with an unbiblical cord!
😂😂😂
I've decided to name my room Adam, because no matter how hard i try to clean it, to dust you will return. (Gen. 3:19) 😂🤣
You guyz are priceless. You should totally do a part 3.
Here's a joke for you:
The guy was searching for a spesific Bible for his wife for a long time without any luck untill he stumbles into a small christian bookstore. He asks for that specific Bible and the young lady behind the counter says that she does actually have one. He's so excited and asks the young lady to wrap the Bible for him after he paid for it. She asks him if she should wrap it now and he says yes please. She then asks him the whole Bible? and he says of course yes. She clears her throat, makes some rapping sounds and says:"In the beginning....rap sounds...."😂🤣😅
😂😂😂😂😂 I might use this
When asked about the empty tomb, answer, “There’s no bones about it.”
From my 7 year old…
When was Eve created?
In the EVEning.
As one of Seth's first students, I can confirm that his jokes didn't always land!
Love you guys!
that's so cool!
Like the yeshua joke. My favorite still...how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Classic I know. Here's hoping for another million views.
Have you heard of the tourist attraction replica of Jesus' tomb in New Orleans?
It's called the house of the rising son.
What did the Philistine priests say when they saw their god on the ground?
"Oh no... his hands... da-gon!" (they gone)
Lol
I got another Jericho joke 😁
What was Joshua's favorite pick up line?
"If I walk around you 7 times, would you fall for me??? 😉"
A laughing game is the only game where losing is still a win, bc both people r joyful. Win for everyone. love you
The "holy she cow" reaction was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 i had to watch it a few time lolol
i dont get it help me out
This is the British version of the Noah joke:
Who was the first businessman in the Bible? Noah - He floated a limited company when the whole world was in liquidation!
His stocks were floating while others' were facing liquidity
What was Adam’s reaction when he saw his wife Eve for the first time?
Wo-man (woah, man)
Which biblical character was always prepared for disaster? Habakkuk. He always had habakkup plan.
Great video! When does Jesus love giving high fives?
Palm Sunday.
Lol
That's punny 😂
Also could work with "What holiday do Christians celebrate by giving high fives?"
🌴🤦 ... 🤣🤣🤣
Palm Sunday is not from the Lord. It is from Catholicism. So, the high-five joke is on Catholics as is their hail-marys.
FINALLY SETH WINS!!! After waiting two years im genuinely so happy 😃😃😃😃😃
The Obi-Wan joke was sooo funny
Christ has Risen! ☦️❤️🫶🏻
Moses was technically the first man to upload files from the cloud unto tablets
12:19 Man, that joke is coming in a month and four days early, lol XD
The fact that David belted out “like a rock”! 🤣 Sing, David! (See what I did, there?)
Would love another one of these videos! 😁
If eating pork was against the rules, then why did Adam have a spare rib?
To be fair, I like that joke. Thanks for sharing
My favorite was the Puntheist one! Although I believe many of your jokes were leaning more Pundamentalist.
I feel like the Holy Spirit has given me some good Puntacostal jokes, but I have to get together with someone who can interpret.
❤😂❤😂❤😂
[Christmas in Samaria]
Ahab: Jezebel, honey, what do you think of my reign, dear?
Jezebel: If you tell one more stupid pun, I'm going to totally baal on this relationship.
I love how quickly y'all lose the "try not to laugh" part and just start telling jokes 🤣
that’s what i was thinking too as i sit here wheezing 😂😂😂😂
What’s the Holy Spirit’s favorite sport? BODYbuilding!
Classic. 😂😂 This was hilarious. 🤣🤣
Jesus called Satan a snake. I always wondered why. I mean a snake has no arms or feet. So Satan was dis-armed and defeeted.
hello brothers, here's one for you (edited to make it more obvious):
Do you know there were actually more than Ten Commandments?
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Moses didn't scroll down the Tablets.
God bless and thanks for the laughs!
“Oh whale” Jonah said shortly after jumping off a boat. Thusly the whale was named, mainly for Jonah’s American Bible belt accent, when he said “Oh well.”
KJV-specific joke: Did you know John the Baptist was a robot? When he died, they put his head on the charger.
8:29 Holy. . . . ! That was funny as she-cow! XD
SCARED ME😂😂😂😂
I was genuinely scared that I was go to have to turn off the video. XD
@@YSNostalgia Clearly the joke worked 😂😂😂
Ahh that scared me so much!!!!😢 I thought something else would be said😢
Hahahaha sooo good!!! I discovered the first one earlier this year and was hoping they’d do a second!
Btw, who’s the shortest man in the Bible?
Knee-high-miah of course! (Nehemiah)
Who's even shorter?
Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite)
Another comment said that Peter was actually the shortest…
Because he slept on his watch! ⌚️
Whats the first mention of a motorcycle in the bible? - Then David rode out and his triumph was heard throughout the land!
I’m gonna use the May the 4th joke in little over a month from now. 😂
it is the 4th may and im watching for the first time, i groaned
Who was the teensie tiniest man in the Bible?
Some say it was Nehemiah, and some say it was Bildad the Shuhite, but it wasn't. It was Peter. He slept on his watch!
LOL!
We know Bildad was short because he was only a shoe height!
Why do people do people say Nehemiah was short though?
Knee-high 🤣
@@GogakuOtaku Knee-high-miah. Get it?
That is good. Never heard that one before.
“Sho-far sho-good”
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What meme line was most famous in Noah's time?
Water those?!
Your laughs r contagious. Lovely. Lots of Gods love and joy.
Happy Easter, everyone!
i was WAITING for part 2!!!!
I have noticed that Christians are generally alot more joyful during rainy moments, or at least they should be. . . . .right?
Because they know the Lord raigns!
What was Boaz called before he got married?
Ruthless
May the 4th be with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How was Joshua a computer software expert?
He fought the battle of Ai!
The Daniel thyme joke got me
Grateful for God has kept everyone till now.
Just happy as a Christian, David was not angry about losing. Though I think he got a little CROSS
LoL!
This is a joke that I came up with on the spot. Though it might need some explaining. According to Jewish history, though not in the Bible, Manasseh was hunting down Isaiah and trying to kill him. They found Isaiah hiding in a log with his feet sticking out. Instead of pulling him out, Manasseh ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half. But some time after that Manasseh repented and will be in heaven. So, with that info provided.
What did Manasseh say to Isaiah when he first saw him in Heaven? I saw you.
During a Bible study I told this to our Pastor, he started laughing, which caused me to laugh, and we couldn't stop for about a minute feeding off of each other's laughter.
so glad you did a part 2. looking for the next sess!
I love these videos so much. Brings such a smile to my face to know I'm not the only one with bad jokes! God bless you guys!
I long awaited this.
Yasss!!! I've been looking forward to this since last year
What happens when you see Pastor excited?
You see Rev. Elation
Did you know that a car was mentioned in the Bible? Yes, they were all in one accord.
Let's goooooo!!!! I'm so glad you came back with a pt. 2!
The fact that I’m watching this ON May 4th 😂😂
Did you know there is baseball in the Bible?
It's right there in the big inning...
In the beg inning
In the beginning ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂
Part 3 - Get Ready
Here is your material:
How long do cow's go to heaven? For heifer and heifer.
Where does a cow go if it dies before repenting? Burgatory.
What do you call the Pope's Cow? A Papal Bull.
Moses had a belly laugh when he entered heaven, the heavenly banquet was served in the Golden Calf-eteria.
How did the Hebrew's seal their lintels during passover? They Lamb-inated them.
Why are bagels kosher? They're pretty hole-y.
What does Jesus' tomb on Holy Saturday and the Little Orphan Annie have in common? "The Son will come out... Tomb-Morrow... "
What scripture do you give a friend on unemployment? The book of Job.
I was shocked that the book of Numbers contained mostly words.
Why would the Jews suffer torture rather than abandon the Lord? They were trained to Maccabee themselves.
Noah's guardian angel was by default an Ark angel.
I study ancient ships, it is ark-eology.
Why did the dove bring an olive branch back to Noah? The whole tree was too heavy for him to carry. He couldn't carry OLIVE it.
How did Daniel approach his death penalty? By lion down.
How did David ambush Saul in the cave? He was privy to the King's business.
What happened when Lot's wife looked back? She got as-salt-ed.
How did Nahshon celebrate Father's day? With a-mini-dab.
I read the first five books of the bible pretty fast... I torah right through them.
In Corinthians Paul tells the story of how he escaped Damascus... It was kind of a let down.
I told the pirate to hurry up and finish the book of Revelation, he said, "Arrrmageddon there."
Why was St. Peter audited by the tax collector's? They said that the way he paid was a little fishy.
Frogs have an amphibian Bible, it was the greatest story ever toad.
How did John the Baptist get honey without getting stung? He was attuned to the bee attitudes.
I couldn't decide if I should read more resurrection accounts... Emmaus well.
How did Jesus get wood for the fires while traveling? The Axe of the Apostles.
How do you know that the Apostles prefer Hondas? They were all in one accord.
These are great!
I was so happy when i saw that this was a new video! I love these! I used a lot of them to tell to my friends.
This is straight up funny🤣
I love these!!
Go on, give us another one😂🤣👍👍PART 3 PLEASE?
Love this! Happy for more ❤😂
I have a joke in Swedish that I've come to translate to English. In Swedish: "Vad är motsatsen till en sjuk fan? En frisk fläkt." In English: "What's the opposite of a sick devil? A healthy fan of Jesus."
Brilliant!!!
Thanks guys! 😆
My dad has told the wise men from a far joke for as long as I can remember. He’s from Kentucky. Lol
Please do another, I was smiling and laughing the whole time!
You know when Jesus was talking with the Samaritan lady in John 4, right? And the disciples were uncomfortable when they discovered him there such that they did not question him?
When a few villagers asked the disciples where Jesus is, the disciples were like: "Err. . . . . . .Well. . . . . ."
First joke was mind blowing
I enjoyed that so many of these jokes had Messianic refrences. loved them all.
This feel's good!! Thanks allot!
These are great! 😂
Thank you. Funny!!!
Oh God this is harder than I thought 😂❤🥰
So awesome I needed to laugh today ❤
No way! A part 2!
Levia”fat” instead of leviathan 😂
HOLY SHE COW! That was so funny!!
I love these videos, you should make more 😆
Next time we need a crew laugh counter too 😂
How I love Seth making jokes😂
Why can’t Jesus wear jewelry? Because He breaks every chain ⛓️
A lot of Christians hapoen to be Star Trek fans, and I have observed they are joyful throught their lives.
I suspect they know that beyond the grave, they live long and prosper!
Hey guys! You are pretty funny😂😂
No way, a part two!
I LOVED the Daniel joke 🤣🤣🤣