Emergency Room Security Goes Wrong
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You gotta admire Zane’s spunk! He was more than willing to go above and beyond, even if he didn’t have the above and beyond.😂😂
Well he'll definitely be above and beyond
Zane's what now?
@@weirdbookshelf49 Determination. Can-do spirit
Zane is really IN.
Hahaha! Too comment.
we had a 98lb, 5'1" Latina as security at my last job.
Once saw her throw a 6'5", 240lb retired Marine, who was getting violent across the waiting room floor, and then pin him down putting his arm so far up behind his head im surprised it didnt pop out of the damn socket.
She quit after hospital policy changed, meaning she couldnt use physical force against a patient unless said patient hit her first.
This was a VA hospital...our patients tend to be military trained with a lot of physical training behind them.
that girl was overqualified in subjugation.
@@hilmarheathkliff9511 no, subjugating
Maybe she's Security at the hospital, but a UFC fighter on her free time💪
@@bailodescalza She herself had wanted to be a Marine, but was too short to get in.
So she decided to be a BETTER than a Marine.
Last i heard she was kicking ass as a security Specialist for a big name contractor.
When i was actin gout i didnt always hit frist sometimes i just hurt myself
Sent straight to my husband. He wasn't laughing. I asked why. He said there's been a "Zane" at every hospital he has worked at. *i'm crying laughing* lol
Zane's a little confused but he's got the spirit
would have loved it if Zane just "handled it" and left everyone else completely flabergasted
@@mre4u422 maybe in his next iteration we will see him progress thru belts in karate or jujitsu and he will progressively become the hospital's greatest security guard!
I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said
That explains why he got black belt in origami 😂
Well, no one can say Zane doesn't give it his all. His sucess rate is crap, but he get's back up and goes again every time. The man is either insane to the Nth degree or the most stubborn SOB you'll ever meet, either way I'm ALL IN on Zane!
Zane has pre-serum Steve Rogers energy.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 He can do this all day, if by "this" you mean utter insanity.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
Me too!
You can teach someone to be good at their job. You can't teach them to care about being good.
Hospital security story time. I was a high schooler volunteering at my university hospital, doing front desk stuff. Every so often I'd get some angry people, drunks, people on drugs etc. The security teams would always try to round near me so I wouldn't be alone. One night a particularly belligerent guy was starting to cause a scene, and the oldest and smallest of the guards walked up to the guy to take care of him. Long story short, dude tried to pull a knife on the security guard. I still have never seen someone act so fast to this day, as the guard threw this guy into the brick wall like a sack of potatoes. Other guards rushed in to help, I was left speechless behind my desk.
Woah 😳 Makes you wish you had been recording, huh?! He's a damn superhero lol
Don’t underestimate people!
Military veteran.
As a small female, vigilance and reflexes can never be well estimated, unless you know what you’re looking for. Use what you got. If they think you’re weak, then don’t be.
@@dreaminlayers NO. Why would you record a traumatizing event. Traumatizing stuff should be deleted from memory lol
Him: Security is a little thin today
Zane: So you think I'm skinnnnyy?🤩
Challenge accepted!
Later...
Challenge failed, but challenge accepted! 😎👉👉
Omg I just now got the joke. Wow I'm dense sometimes 😆
Zane wouldn't like that, he wants to be swole.
Literally just give this man some training and a team, and he’d do great.
Zane belongs in marine infantry
Zane is a Jack Russell terrier
Yep train him to be a mental health unit sitter he would actually be a great mentor for them
@@annieinwonderland694 What's a mental health unit sitter?
@@gpettus9508 In Australia we have a program called the NDIS so the sitter is a nurse, CNA, or Support worker to ensure that a person doesn't hurt themselves or others and generally it is for people with disabilities who need high intensity care or intensive care due to extreme challenging behaviors.
I’m a current security officer, been in this job for a while, and I’ve met *waaaay* too many Zanes. I’ve gotten hurt in fully staffed fights against smaller patients, and learned to never underestimate any patient, at any time. They’ll always surprise you. No one expects the frail grandma to start kicking ass until she does, let alone the actual big guy who can pick me up and throw me. In a situation like this, we’d call as many free techs and nurses that we could find, and just dogpile until something hopefully works. 😅
Oh hell yeah.....that's a full moon Saturday night baby!!!!
Yeah my mom once told me my grandmother who had alzheimer's beat up 2 staff member who were trained to fight to leave a retirement home
Haldol is your friend.
I was restraining an arm at the top corner of the bed and nearly caught a knee to the head. 90 y/o female.
My husband works security at a hospital sometimes he comes home limping, because he had to subdue a couple of patients. One of the places was a psych ward and Rehab.
I've worked security myself it can get pretty rough especially if you're not good at diplomacy but sometimes they can still get rough
Yup I do the same thing and it can be a crap shoot some days. But the staff loves us so that’s all that matters
psych nurse here, A. Bum - mighty grateful for your husband
@@SDGaming199 what matter the most is how much they are paying you.
Yeah, that’s what happens when you make a living out of pinning down and often abusing traumatised, vulnerable people
We once had a 4' 10" 18-year-old girl whose ETOH level was 0.483. She should have been dead. Her alcohol system didn't have enough blood in it. She was fighting us all. By all, I mean the 2 6'5" and 6'4" male cops, 2 equally as big security guards, 2 ED nurses and me. She kept banging her head - rapidly - on and off the top of the gurney. One of the cops put his 2 hands around her neck to stop her banging her head. I yelled at the cop to let go of her neck before he strangled her to death! One of the CNA's got a pillow for her; it didn't stop what she was doing, but at least she had a little more cushion. Fortunately, there were no other patients there that night. After more than 2 hours of struggling to keep her from flying off the gurney, and with her liver slowly processing all of that alcohol, she fell asleep. We took her to CT, which showed no physical damage to her skull and brain. We checked her ETOH level every 2 hours. Believe it or not, she was still alive 24 hours later. She suffered no ill effects from all of that alcohol. Her friends bailed on her and she had no parent or guardian. I spoke with some substance abuse physicians about her, and none had ever seen a living person, let alone one who came in kicking and screaming, with an ETOH level that high. We had Social Services get involved so that she'd have somewhere to go after being discharged. A reminder: the legal limit for alcohol consumption and still be able to drive is less than 0.08. Hers was 0.483.
If this was in the U.S. she exceeded the legal limit at the first drink. You failed to mention how she arrived at the ED?
@@michellehasty1038 kicking and screaming, by the sound of it....
@@richieb7692 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making me laugh with the truth!
@@michellehasty1038 it was in the U.S. She wasn't legally allowed to drink alcohol until 21 years of age. According to the police who brought her into the ED, she was allegedly at a party with other teens. She became violent, so the kids called the police, then ran away before they could be arrested for under age alcohol consumption and possession. She was brought into our E.D. by the two police officers mentioned in my story.
Edited for grammatical errors.
Alcohol is a drug, and some people have quirky genetics that gives them some rather startling reactions to various drugs.
As a security officer, I can confirm these people do really exist.
My mom used to work at a state hospital and the stories she has told of security having to restrain residents are just scary. That would usually be 4 huge dudes too. Poor Zane is like Captain America pre serum.
I love how the rage just pours off of Ben in every video 😂
Ben is my spirit animal❤
Ben is a vibe
I swear to God I went to high school with Zane. He lied about getting up to 108 - the boy was never going to crack 100 in his whole life. He never understood how inept he was, on so many levels. But he was a good guy. Loyal as hell to his Mom and his friends, and any cause he believed in, he was all in on it, Baby! I hope we get to see him here again!
😂 Zane... Can't keep a determined man down lmao
My Gran was less than 5' tall. All of her sons were well over 6'. Not one of them was willing to cross her. For that matter they would look around for her before they said something snarky even after they were adults. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
ZANE, 108and a half pounds!
O my word, who wrapped his head?
So good he called Mom. I'm a grandmother you know I'd be so proud of ZANE. All those origami summer camps I sent him to has come in handy!
As hospital security I've seen officers like this and it's hilarious!!!
i’m one of them :(
I love all of these, but omg this is a whole next level of funny. We need more Zane
I agree 100% more Zayn.
Yessss
Yes!
"We need more Zane" sounds like a slogan for an Energy Drink!!
I had a shrink ask me if I owned any firearms. I told him that it was none of his business. He told me it was incase he had to rescue me from myself. Then he looked at me and said, "Well it might take a few of us." Made me laugh, bless his heart.
“Security is a little thin today”
“I got black belt IN ORIGAMI” I just started cracking up after that one, LMAOAOAO
Epik videos!
Zane = preschool, he gives it his best but fails, sorry Zain XD
Edit: Thanks for 350+ likes! :DDD
Man patients would behave just for this little dude, excuse me, big dude.
Well, someone was going to be folding, that was for sure!
WAIT.
He stole that joke from Recess. I heard it first from TJ Detweiller back in the 90's.
As Hospital Security, who also is the only guard on a given shift, I very very heavily relate to this
Reminds me of the time I got asked to be security (with one other guy) for a local event. Mind you, I'm 5'3" 150lb, but we live in a very conservative/religious area and I have lots of piercings/tattoos, wear red contacts-just an overall goth look. I was like...security? Seriously?
Them: yeah! just walk around and look at people scary.
Me: How so?
Them: Just like that.
Me: ...this is just my face though.
😂 They were dead serious too! And yes, I did do security for them and nothing went wrong😂
Zane is an example of when your ambition and ability aren't in equal amounts. But I would trust Zane to have my back because he would give it his all and not let you down, if he was conscious that is. 😬😬
If you got that many security guards calling in sick, then a few things could be happening A.) Someone isn't enforcing health procedures within security
B) they ain't getting paid enough and "Zane" didn't get the Memo
Or C) they all just happened to get sick at the same time(I know totally likely lol) and Zane has a Super immune system and needs to be studied lol
Zane is that kid in middle school that is just overly hyped about himself and dares himself, acting like everyone dares him.
Zane is the one officer that never calls in sick so he came to work with Covid and passed it on to everyone else in the department.
@@marcoavruscio1748 oooo nice! Guess that means that's a fourth option now 😂
Or everyone called out cuz hospital security is fucking bullshit sometimes.
Yes, let's study Zane's super immune system! Maybe he's the key to developping a cure to the common cold! (including different strains of the corona virus!)
We have a security guy here that has to be pushing 400lbs. I've seen him "run" and let's just hope you don't need him quickly.....
Then again... if he *does* get there in time, he can just sit on whoever, and they're not going anywhere 😁.
“I got a black belt in origami!”
Why is that so funny?!?! I literally lol’d!
as an in-home caregiver new to healthcare, I relate to Zane so much 😂
Yep. Ive had to chase after a woman who was elderly and would get her walker and take off her oxygen tube 🙄
I couldn't even get a pee break.
'I got black belt in origami' 💀
Listen. Sometimes the little ones are the craziest and you know it. I've seen them fight to protect staff with everything they've got. But it's GOT to be easier to be one of our huge security guys that just walks into the doorway and the patient shuts up and sits down.
I heard it’s often the smaller people who know how to fight, because the big ones never had to learn, they just intimidated anyone away
Ya that sux, but get this…. On Sunday nights,we have zero security. We have over half the security staff out with patient caused injuries.
Never saw any security in any German hospital!
@@Freiya2011 there’s way more crazy people than true medical emergencies these days
I can't decide if this is my favorite of all. When I worked psych in the ER, when I first started, I had a security guard who had to be 80 years old and 130 soaking wet and no lie, one arm. I decided he was cannon fodder and if I had to, I would just push him into the patient and run like hell. He was like 6'2 and had really long legs so I thought it was the best I could do in the event of an emergency.
black belt in origami
mom we did it
he's totally 1million% ready for MarSoc
and he did 1 entire pushup
My mom was a security guard at a psych hospital when she was young. She was super tiny. The other security guards used to follow her around because they were worried she'd get hurt. She got transferred to an empty warehouse because the other security guards weren't doing their rounds because they were following her.
Lmao that’s kind of wholesome actually
You sure they were following out of concern? xDD
@@rzuue 💀
At my hospital a code gray is weather and code white is for fighting. I actually witnessed a security guard, who weighed about a buck o five being lifted in the air by a patient twice his size. It took ten people to subdue the guy and get him sedated. The security guy has yet to return.
Grey is weather here too.
My ex-husband used to be a security guard in a county hospital about 30 years ago. It was no joke. It was not for the weak.
Lol omg memories! I'm retired from working forensic psych. I was a specialist dealing with outliers and aggressive patients and taught verbal de-escalation and physical management. There was always a Zane. One thing though I'm not a big guy either. Not 108 lbs little but I'm really short and the patients that I worried about were the little guys. They were fast, wouldn't stay down and were hard to get a hold of. Those big guys? They underestimated me. They had to swing down to reach me (which put them off balance) and when they went down, they stayed down. Point number two....omg if only those shots worked like in the movies. I've seen guys get enough to knock an elephant down and still be fighting an hour later. ER nurses got it harder than I did though. They're in a lot more open environment, more potential weapons, and innocent bystanders and less immediately available staff specifically trained to talk someone down and/or physically manage them safely for both staff and patients.
Oh Lord, years ago I had a patient with no legs so very short. He would come in intoxicated, he actually would come in for lung problems and intoxicated. When he'd get agitated it took 4-5 people to hold him down. Which was pretty good since he had no legs.
Had a naked combative guy that was drinking and on lsd come in handcuffed to the ems stretcher and they had givin him 400mg ketamine and he was still flailing around. Had to give him versed to knock him out long enough to switch him from gurney to the ER bed and put our own restraints on him. He woke up like 45 min later and was sober. I was like how the heck. He didnt speak English except when he asked me "i fukd up?" I was like yup you did lol.
This reminds of that SpongeBob episode where he keeps trying to get into that one club and when he finally gets in, he slips on an ice cube. 🤣🤣🤣
I would love to have these nurses in the ER lol once I fractured my back and the nurse I had got upset with me because i was crying and in pain and being a little snappy and she told me “I haven’t done anything to you ans you’re being really rude to me.”
I was like eight with a fractured back 😭
I have had a few spine pts that were snappy. I had one in Wyoming that was hysterical and crying, “I’m so sorry I’m such a fucking drunk ass bitch I have been so nasty” Snot streamers and everything. She was in severe pain fro a herniated L5/S1. She was in preop just a hot hot mess. I looked her right in the eyes and said I have been in your position three times already. I know what your going through. She was my only case that day and I stuck around pacu and talked to her and her husband. I told em’ it was a bitch of a herniation. We have no idea how she was able to walk. He goes “whiskey.” I looked at her and smiled. Oh yeah she’s one tough ol’ bird.
When your back is fractured it hurts so bad. You need compassion, and drugs, lots of drugs.
@@morganschiller2288 I was in that patient's shoes, but sober. I had a nurse come in and tell me"Your grandmother says your faking it. There are people actually dying in this hospital. Shut the fuck up."
We had a Security Guard that was sooo nice to everyone that I thought he’d be useless, but one night there was a “situation” and man, he fuzzed up twice his size and actually got mad and it was a sight to see! I never worried about anything after that.
As a security officer who worked 4 years in hospitals... I laughed sooooo hard I got some abs lmaooooo I love u mufukr
Ouhh, new character! Can't wait to see Zane more!
Mom! We got him!!! I told you I can do it!!! Whoooo 🤣🤣🤣 good boy Zane
Lol this reminds me of a scene from Psych. This new detective, Goochberg, ends up hospitalized after chasing a "perp" (he was the victim lmao). Then she came to in the hospital and asked her partner, "Did we get him?" "He was the VICTIM, Goochberg!" "BUT DID WE GET HIM?" "Ya. Ya, we got him."
As security personnel at hospitals in my area, I feel this on a personal level. I also have a black belt in origami.
Seriously, you need your own sit-com.
He slipped on a wet spot😭 before he got in there🤣🤣🤣😆 DO NOT CALL ZANE! 🤣🥲 good laugh.
Scary how common this can be in ERs; in some psych units the nursing staff do the restraining and they can get hurt too. If you don't have an adequate show of force the violent patient knows they have the upper hand. Serious issue.
Zane: I gotta black belt in origami!
Rich: Blank stare
These skits are awesome!
I feel a lil called out as a former hospital security guard who's thin.
We were always short staffed too..
I spent 11 years doing security at a hospital. These are the ones that get people hurt more than get hurt themselves.
Hahahah we called security once and they said they couldn’t touch the patient so we called the cops to come back us up while we gave haldol lol. Another time I ducked at the right time as a patient threw his IV pump and pole at me in the doorway 😳😝. I have stories. Many stories lol
I didn't want to touch the patient for only $12/hr.
We had a security officer like that, would rather watch a falls risk patient, our whole job for the night, fall instead of just putting a hand on their shoulder until the nurse came in to help.
You can guess what they were like when we were looking after the psych patients 🙄
@@mpluschkitty8181 at the company I was hired at for security of hospitals, we could be fired if we helped hold down a patient, or if simply put out hands out to catch someone especially psych ward. We had to get our own lawyers incase someone tried to say we assaulted them, because in Texas assault is simply touching someone who doesn't want to be touched.
I had one this week just watch the patient ram me into a door multiple times and did nothing. I look at him and said "I'm not putting up with this shit" and called a code grey. Then reported him.
So many stories also.
...they don't give you guys dart guns?
U gotta do more with Zane now 😂😂😂 I love his energy it's funny 🤣
I mean bless Zane for being a team player and having such a high spirited attitude 🤣😂
To be fair, when I worked in a care home I held up people who were up to 101kgs and I’m only 45kg! You just do what you’ve got to do and cry about the back pain later 🤣
The best er security I worked with was an elderly gentleman. About Zanes size. He was able to talk down and de-escalate everything. The younger, bigger guys all got their butts handed to them sooner or later, but never him. He was amazing
I'm in London, England and I love all the different characters you play and am really enjoying watching your videos. It's like watching a comedy medical drama but better. Has me in stitches metaphorically. 🤣
I wish we had a TV series about this hospital, it would be so much fun!
I'm...not sure how to feel about people like Zane. They give it an honest attempt and want to help but they...tend to make things worse by being inept. And they don't have the self-awareness that they are inept. But they honestly truly want to be helpful and think that they can be. It's really hard to deal with at times.
Why is this accurate!? This is why a lot more than just security turns up to a code gray at my place.
Lmao I Hate how super accurate this is regarding Hospital Security
This was totally my old hospital. He had one security officer at night when psych patients arrived. It was pointless calling a code.
For a second I thought Zane got in the way and stuck by the halydrol.
I am sitting here laughing hysterically because I have been that person in the emergency room trying to get security to hold down somebody who was levitating off the table. And all they could do was sit on top of them and he didn't even move, like an automated bill riding machine. Thank you so much for being you!
It was shift change and I was coming on after Zane. During my shift briefing he noticed four grown men on camera drinking alcohol in the darkest corner of the parking lot. Outnumbered, we approach them at Zane's discretion and let's just say he says a lot of things that could anger an alcoholic. After Zane gets it all off his chest, he turns to me like "welp, guess imma head to the house". There I stood, outnumbered 4 to 1. 😅
I've worked with many Zanes
he a lil confused but his heart’s in the right spot! 😂
A black belt in origami ! 🤣🤣🤣
That just made my day ! My entire week ! 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is talented actor/comedian...and he sure know how to keep ur atention. Good job
I relate to Zane lol at 5'4" all I've got is my low center of gravity
I just love these skits. They're fun, entertaining and wholesome while at times dealing with tough issues. Great job keep up the good work!
Spongebob running into the salty spittoon after finally getting in only to slip on an ice Cube and wake up in an ambulance lol 😂
Although I don't know what a haldol is, I was pretty sure Austin had hit Zane with it instead of the patient🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haldol is an anti-psychotic medicine 💉 also known as a "chemical straight jacket"
@@zenwolf1046 oh really? Thanks so much for educating me 😅😅
😂 My daughter was 5'2 120lb
A little scrapper
As soon as he get “get security” I knew there was a new character. Hi Zane!
I laughed so hard at this one.
Well at least he tried 😂
Well the security at the ER I ended up at consisted of one 5’3” 75 year old woman with a hunched back and reading glasses and no one else so…
Edit: my inability to spell
Oh Ben... You just get better and better 😆🤣
I burst out laughing when Zane said he had a black belt in origami! 😂🤣😅
I love your skits! Thanks for helping me smile in these hard times..🙏😎
I've worked ER security and psych unit security for many years. This is sometimes so close to accurate that it is painful. We're always short handed, and they hire so many people who just cant help, that often it is just as cringy as this. They once sent a security team up with a very small middle eastern supervisor and two small women to fight this psych patient and he kicked their butts 🤣
In the ERs, I often find myself working alone! Some of our people have been so spotty that one guard when I did have help would he sleeping in his car and not responding to calls when we were rolling around with the crazies.
I am a reasonably large guy (6 foot, 220) but they hire tiny little people who aren't as useful as the nurses for subduing. It usually is more of a "everyone pile on and grab a limb", that is a huge part of the job, we'll have nurses, security, and whoever happens to be standing around.
I love, love your videos!! Anyone who has “ done time” in the ER knows how true these all are!! You crack me up every time!!!! 😂😂😂
Oh Zane. Bless your heart.
I laughed way too hard, and my boss came in my office! I showed her the video, now we're both in here LMAO
Zane got a black belt in origami 😂
Him: "Security's a little thin today"
my dumb@$$ brain: "wAIt So iT UsED tO bE thIcC???"
My son worked for the hospital police in the ER. He's 6'4" and 240lbs. He's a soft spoken bear.
This reminds me of my favorite night security. He was a green bean that was maybe 120 tops. He had spunk and was there ready to grab a limb.
😂 We had Jerry. They took his pepper spray away because his blood sugar would drop and he would get confused. Threw trash can lids and tried to spray the staff 😂
Remembering both my high school delinquent days and a story I was once told about a security on-the-job training course where half the dudes failed because they kept trying to bring their respective mall katanas to work, I was totally ready for Zane to go in way too aggro and actually injure the guy.
Same energy as SpongeBob slipping on an ice cube
Take that boy straight to Weenie Hut General!
Where I work, if Zane hit his head, he would first go to employee health where they would insinuate that he's faking it, and ask why he's in a wheelchair, then they would send him to an offsite clinic. At the clinic, doctor would finally do some kind of neuro assessment, and of course the most important thing, the drug test, because you might be high, or drunk, ya know. Lapsed time from injury to neuro assessment? Approximately two hours. The employee survey asks if we would recommend the hospital to family and friends. HELL NO.
LOL. Did he think he could fight unconscious? Because I’d love to see that!
Love, love love all the different personalities !!! You’re soooo talented.
My hospital is so short staffed that it's not uncommon for there to only be one security guard on site..
Oh god I've been a code gray if Zane was the only security they would just be like evacuate or let her go we ain't messing with that
The security at my hospital says they can't touch patients. There's been plenty of nights that I, a 5'5 130 lbs female, was the biggest person on staff. Thank God on those nights I was only wrestling people a little bit bigger than me. And also, thank God I'm kinda strong 😒
I’m on rest after ovarian surgery, this video made me laugh so much and I have a sore tummy now, not good. But thank you so much. Love your videos
This. Is. So. Freakin'. True. Haldol to the rescue!
They need to make a Hadol blow dart
*Haldol