Bad Ideas | Funk McLovin

PATREON: / funkmclovin
TWITTER: / bigfunkyj
LYRICS:
Burning Poison Ivy
That's a bad idea
Drive into the sea
That's a wicked deed
Bite a rock and chew it
That's a wicked scheme
Cook some bacon shirtless
Those are malicious means
And if you think to scare a cop
You'd better think again
Do not tease a viper
That's one malignant plan
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!
Flush some money down the drain
Is one repulsive strategy
That's a foul project for your brain
So's poking a nest chock-full of bees
And here's a ghoulish inkling:
Look into the barrel of a gun
And I know just what you're thinking
But you can't stare into the sun!
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!
Wake a lion, sail at night
Spit on your boss, get in a fight
Walk into traffic on broken glass
Kick a dog, kick your own ass
Shoot up-range, don't rinse your hair
Forget the condom, interfere
Be racist, have a seizure
All of these are BAD IDEAS
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!
Faulty Designs, Lousy Plots
Worthless Agendas, Failed Thoughts
Brainstorms Repugnant, Faulty Procedures
Inauspicious Contrivances, BAD IDEAS!

[@Moonsong227]

This still lives rent free in one tab in my head

[@alienkitten22]

im genuinely terrified of anyone who would cook bacon shirtless