I Survived 100 Days of REAL LAWS in Minecraft
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2022
- Following the law is easy, but not Minecraft Hardcore. And not for 100 days.
This is a silly hardcore 100 days video I've spent the last two months making on and off, so I hope you guys like it :)
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Twitter: @branzytweets
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Come on, did you think I could have it end any other way? ;)
First
Absolutely not 😭
lol
4
@@singhtv1911 ok I won’t read your name
I never realised real life laws would be so annoying in Minecraft
dam i never thought that minecraft was very unrealistic
Same
real life laws are annoying in real life
true
same
“Lawful is just Awful with a big fat L”
Imma be using this in every DnD session 😂
I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING
Lol thinking the same
Lol same
Well I was thinking different
Lol
Branzy: “I followed all the laws, I didn’t brake any rules!”
Also Branzy: arrests entire town while not a police officer, owns weapons while on parole, and breaks tons of zoning laws about farming and animal management
It was a citizen’s arrest
Don't forget his casual murdering of zombies and blazes
@@moviesmemesandmore self defense, they were about to attack him, he had no choice
Don’t forgot he drove a boat without a boating license
Don't forget he committed whitch craft
If you take the villagers crops, but sell them back to the villagers, they are just paying you for your labor.
Which is actually helping them out a lot because of how long it takes for them to farm, versus how quick the player can.
That's How You Farm Money
So original
@@Longest_comment501 every object in the universe with mass attracts every other object in the universe that has mass. This force is proportional to the product of the two masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers
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Matpat moment
Branzy: I’m not legally allowed to own a weapon
Also Branzy: *flashes sword at parole officer on day 11*
Technically is not a weapon is used for chopping tree's althought I may be wrong...
@@casualplayer581 a axe is used for cutting treex
Trees
And in this case, possibly lungs
I walk around with swords and explosives and guns and knives the police don't give a shit. Hmmm I hear some sirens right now probably someone shot someone else again tonight, maybe I'll see the pools of blood again tomorrow.
Branzy went from being an ex convict to a typical movie villain
Then into a vigilante
In the search of freeing his town from any crime he had to becone crime itself
Hi
I'm better than you
Yeah lol
i can just imagine this guy having grandkids and telling them "lets go hunting👴" (papa do u even have a licenses?)
"yes i got it for a minecraft video 👴"
Finally! Order is realized... life in Minecraft really does deserve more mercy and humane treatment that what is contemporarily issued!
Branzy: The value of a Minecraft emerald into real life is $76,657.05.
Matpat: Are you sure about that?
Matpat doesn't know the real life value of the stuff he used to compare.
Edit: Why does making fun of Matpat get me more attention than literally anything else?
@@Voidling242🤓
@@Voidling242 🤓
@@Voidling242🤓
@@Voidling242 🤓
Branzy: calls someone and asks them if he needs a hunting license permit for hunting wild sheep in minecraft
You didn't know he has oil
Dude why is the oil talking?
I love how disappointed she sounded when she said "Is that a serious question?"
@@SapphireSorceress atleast she was nice 😭
@@duck9562 Why do I feel like she asked Branzy to say that?
The fact he actually had go buy permits just for a video, respect.
Branzy was able to solve how much one emerald was worth in a few seconds and matpat needed a full episode
Branzy: That looks far enough!
1 block in Minecraft: 1 meter
1 mile: ~1609.3 meters
3 miles: ~4828 meters
…meaning that the coast is >300 chunks away, which is wayyyyyyyyy out of render distance.
“Far” enough indeed.
from the other coast…
🤓
@@cultofhampter goofy ahh face
🥸
r/theydidthemath
Branzy: Go, Wanda, go! Fight for my honor
Wanda Allay: Wahoo!
Had me laughing
14:14 “I was born in darkness, you merely adapted to it”
Definitely earned a sub with this one
Was super entertaining the whole way, and I look forward to more of your content
The ending is amazing
@@cosmiccc4464 True
You are the best one
@@CarThanos Excuse me?
Truly
I was gonna say the same thing XD
And here I was waiting for you to bring up the zoning laws which prohibit you to live in your shed, prevent you from growing crops, determine setbacks (aka can't build right up to the border of the chunk), limit the number and type of animals you have, and much much more.
as the son of a city planner, I was about to bring that up xD
13:51 PUBLIC INDECENCY!!! Cow has now been sentenced to 6 months in Cow Jail
at 1:20, piloting a boat without a degree/licence, and/or even making the boat without the proper law abiding specifications or permit for making your own boat
The fact branzy called the actual hunting services for video reasons makes it even better
Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🤓🤓🤓
@@-whyquestion Ratio + no one asked
V XYPEN
Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
“He was like, a very distance 5th cousin, twice removed, on the side of the family that I never speak to anymore for moral reasons”
This is way too real
RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🤓🤓🤓
@@-whyquestion that makes no sense bot
Are you talking about Technoblade?
Bro what in the actual fck are these bots
@@ZombieSazza yeah man
"eat zombie meat"
THAT'S MURDER AND CANNIBALISM!!!
It wouldn't be murder if the zombie attacked first
sun: *im sorry little one*
gary: dies
I like how Branzy managed to Palpatine his way into becoming a prison warden. This is how you really take power: with a justified excuse at every step
Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🤓🤓🤓
I just realized he ment prison warden and not minecraft 1.19 warden because of this comment....
I love that Branzy includes the times he messed up, that honestly just makes it way funnier and more real, too xD
RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤓🤓🤓🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻🧑🏼💻
Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@@Call_Upon_YAH Yeah, I don't believe in God. That doesn't mean I'm constantly advertising how you shouldn't do so and why around CZcams. Jesus Christ, these clones are getting annoying fast.
@@officialgremlin fr
11:50
This killed me 😭✋
"i made watch tower to look at my prisoners"
"I still get prison vibes for some resson"
:| bro......
He's gonna have a hell of a time explaining his search history.
FBI open up let’s see your search history
@@cosmiccc4464 this is why you not loved (joke)
@@cosmiccc4464 You're the type of guy that plays with his food cuz he has no other friends to play with (not joke)
@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 shut up mistake
@@saveplanetearth9253 nah he isnt loved
You legit got a permit to punch down trees. Mad respect my guy
Hardcore mode too, this is next level
i love how this man really buys a permit to chop down trees (that he'll probs never even use) to progress in a block game to make a 20 min video
dedication,
MUCH!
"How could they have done this? I put my faith, my trust, my CARROTS, into these little creatures." -Branzy 2022
That is the focus point not the my naughty box
Itz i had put*
Ahyo
NAH
Bdnsskei
4:43 That Cop Is Nice
This man used iron to repair a villager-spawned iron golem. If that’s not the sign of a good person, I don’t know what is.
13:37 The villager and the cow be sus
Yeah
This Minecraft Player is ILLEGAL, and here's why...
Lol
Hi vitalisy!! You are very cool
Sight no way😂😂😂😂
He’s dumb
Jk
I loved when he put it in the wrong spot 😂😂😂😂😂
2:02 but freeing inoccent people is allowed
13:08 animals don't have to follow laws or else all my cats would be in prison for assault
2:24 That was perfectly legal. It was 100%, undeniably, self defence. The Raid was also Ok as you were defending a town from terrorists. You merely requisistioned the resources needed to save them.
Sir I killed those living beings in self-defense.
why didn't you buy permit of wood/housing in emeralds instead buying with real dollars lol
@@zt7621 he didn't have emeralds at the start
so are you like a law researcher or what?
@@OR56 He could get some by being "employed" , or "forage" for foods
The lady on the phone at the beginning was kinda scary NGL 😂
I love the way you casually put on pixelated sunglasses like some badass escaped villain lol
This has got to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen! I was laughing at the accuracy of most of it! Did you really spend $50 on a land permit!? 😂
ya funny
knowing him. yes. yes he did
@@bobmaster6244 yes
@@jasperthefriendlyghost01 hello there
$50.50
“Who are you? The city inspector?- GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT”
This one got me
I literally have watched this 5 times and I wasn’t bored when watching at all XD
It’s a restraining order killed me 🤣
"I couldn't legally possess any weapons."
*Meanwhile, carrying literal tons of condensed explosives.*
Shhhhhhh, you saw nothing…
When Branzy said "Indecent exposure" a pop-up ad popped up on my screen which perfectly covered Branzy's "Indecent exposure" skin XD
Also, when the Allay threw the carrot on the ground, technically that's not littering because it will decompose and make new, fertile soil. If it was something like a saddle or bell, that would be littering because that's damaging the earth. So the Allay was just helping the soil so all of the crops in the village can grow better.
Also it's animal, so it can't really commit crimes.
4:21 is the funniest part ever
Branzy: And can hold a BOAT load of treasure hehe
Me: That pun right there is a crime. You failed at the start.
“Lawful is just awful with a big fat L”
Branzy - 2022
"your guilty of theft, kidnapping and indecent exposure"
Me who always puts back the stuff in villager chests when I'm a bit more op, has never kidnapped a villager and always wears trousers: *are you sure about that?*
you did still steal, even if you gave it back.
@@ReatExists uuuuuuuhhh
TELL NO ONE
@@strangecolouredbird no one has been told.
"Oh he game me a book!" "It's a restraining order.." Had me crackling up.
Anyone else got reminded of L'Manburg when he light it up?
The fact that the villagers said no to every job and you still did the jobs 😂😭
*"GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT"*
The fact the villagers were in love with the moat is hilarious
At 16:50 the mountain looks like a wolf howling!
no it looks like the statue of liberty
omg it does!
5:04
The villager:ima break and entering in here
parole officer:that is normal
-Anonymous
“Stay away from me!”
“I have cake!”
“sToP saYiNG tHat!!!”
The subtitles are hilarious😂
“Do I need a hunting license to hunt sheep in Minecraft”
“Is that a serious question?”
“…….maybe..”
I’m dying😂😂
I mean did caveman have a hunting license is the real question
@@godversesans5152 Nope
Branzy: If I could prove that I never broke the law, will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?
Officer: sure
Branzy: blows up the town hall
That ending was absolute gold XDD
"But being on probation means not being allowed to hold weapons" continues to make 2 swords to give to his alalla's to do the dirty work.
Branzy: I Must Follow Rules!
MadTiger: *Breakes Into The “Shed” Uninvited.
Amen
It's hilarious to really call the wild life department xd
lol
Among us
He still committed crimes
Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better!
Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
4828 blocks from the coast is 3 miles, because 1 block is a meter. YOU BROKE THE LAW!
1:58 no, saving them would be Animal Justice, because Pillagers wouldn't be allowed to lock them and trap them
Plus we can't keep Allays traped there!
You’ve evaded taxes for 100 days.
U got a point however he was never told he had to pay taxes but he also payed property taxes.
That was the most craziest plot-twist story telling ever in my whole entire life.
i love how branzy gave the allays totems so they dont die
I'm gonna start calling them Alalalah's now😊
1:43
Edit: Gary is my favorite character
17:51
mad tiger : "he's dashingly handsome"
me : who? that pleb officer
this is a beautiful video
2nd
You mean weird?
"I actually had one of these in high school" 🤣
This is the relatable content I crave.
It actually being tails has gotta be the funniest thing ever
1:16 I actually did the math for this. 1 block is meant to be 3 feet in real life, so if I divide 3 miles by 3 feet, than I can determine that you would need to be 5280 blocks away from the coast to take from that shipwreck.
I lost my mind when he talked about public indecency- I started laughing the entire video lol
I love how the intro starts with only Steve breaking wood and then going to jail
Do you think Branzy would make a shed from scratch, because he has all the permits?
0:46 my guy actually did it
9:50 Some kind of... MONSTER!
4:19
That alay was like no I don't want the sword you take it.
No one:
Average Minecraft player:
I got 141,754,769 years in prison.
Branzy: I have become a good human being
Also branzy: *proceeds to murder tons of people*
Ah come on only 3
14:25 Pillagers are a "stranger danger".
The best Minecraft video yet! Ye could just give to a pillager nametag “Johnny” and he would kill all animals around you, giving you flesh meat without breaking the law, he breaks it.
The fact the allay said nice melons 💀
This is probably one of the best videos I've seen from anyone in a long while, keep it up! Possibly turn this to a series?
He already made series, like Lifesteal SMP
Bugela😸
14:03
MEGAMIND BEGINS AGAIN
this was GREAT!
one of my favourite videos :)
Branzy i liked the joke ‘oh where did i put it oh behind the subscribe button’
Breaking the allays out would be as simple as asking nicely, or sneakily breaking part of the cage, getting them out, and fixing it before anyone notices. Or just call the cops.
So to break the cage, here's a solution:
Use a creeper, because it isn't you...and it isn't a dead being or object...it's alive meaning the creeper did it.
Actually, you would be taking advantage of a being who's intelligence is far below yours, tricking it into doing a little something called terrorism, leading to its immediate death. That may be illegal
@@gioprox5207 Yeah, true... *but I'm a fucking criminal*
project doofus, the other person is right you gosh darn fucker
if creepers existed irl then after some investigation from the police they could potentially find out it was u
@@monkington9615 Ah yes, crime.
“I survived 100 days in Minecraft without committing any crimes”
Also branzy a minute and 6 seconds later (1:06) *commits murder*
You said this 2 hours ago
@@Embloaxuh, ok?
@@Embloaxit doens’t matter. For me this is three weeks ago.
@@MoonWatcher243 it was my first time pressing the newest comment button lol
1:06 murder
1:30 burglary
2:07 unauthorised weaponry possession
4:14 allowing unsupervised minors with weapons
5:31 illegally building without a permit, and it may have destroyed the cable lines in the ground
5:48 illegally stealing a wild animal
6:47 travling to another nation without a visa
7:14 murder
7:14 trespassing
7:35 kidnapping
7:45 murder
8:37 illegally enhairiting a persons belongings without a landlords permission
9:09 animal abuse
9:55 convicting an innocent person to jail
15:32 AYO SUS
maybe the "naughty box" is illegal stuff no not d**gs or illegal fire arms maybe armor or something
Ikr 😳
I wish the internet was actually funny.
The ending has me cracking up, what a truly inspiring story!
You do know he killed over 30 peaple in this right?
@@Huf-rc1ws What did you even type
@@Huf-rc1ws sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Branzy broke laws in minecraft, aka the laws of physics
18:46 you've, been, trolled, you've been trolled.