This Server's Trying to Ban Me (it almost worked)
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2022
- The Lifesteal SMP is known to be a bit chaotic, but things have gotten out of control. I've been targeted to the point that I don't know who I can trust anymore.
The only thing I know, is that you CAN'T trust anyone on Lifesteal, including me...
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I'm terrible at social media!
Twitter: @branzytweets
Twitch: / branzylive
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Does anyone have any orange slices?
Um I ate them
We eat it
Yeah?
🍊I have an orange anddd a knife 🔪
@@owlgod69 oh ho lets go!
branzy, that castle is E P I C 🏰
Omg it's acutally CZcams! What the heck
Dammm
Sure is
Why just 10 likes? Lol what
Didn't know youtube like minecraft smp
I love how Clown said "Not in public , Branzy" after Branzy said "This is why I love you so much."
Ha ha!
I’m definitely gonna use that line with my friends! It’s so iconic
i agree👍
I love how branzys voice immediately gets higher when he either talking to clown or when he's being chased-
Im chinese and being chased means-
Well we are Fu**d
I aint reading allat
@@ZechariahGimB.Lomongo-li1jbbro its just one sentence I believe in you you can read it
When he's talking to clown 😂
Clown just makes him nervous😂
Seeing Ash give branzy hearts made me so happy knowing that usually all Ash cares about In these is world domination
And communism
Don’t forget, another reason to help ClownPierce is because you don’t want to ruin your relationship chances, right?
Very good point lol That's the REAL reason
Yea
Yeah
Hi branzey
You almost got banned because of our math skills... whoops
spoke
spoke
First
spoke
Spoke
these videos are slowly leading up to clown and branzy becoming more than just friends
And i like that
They are a couple
@@goagalg784 sussy
It would be good if they are indeed really more than friends.
Bro they are just friends chill 😂 💀
Branzy: “Too even using hacks”
Ash: “and I took that personally”
Lessons I've learned from Branzy:
1. Make friends and not enemies
2. Make sure ClownPierce is your closest friend so he can kill everyone for you
yup
Mmhmm
put a vine boom after that second point XD
Make sure U put number 1 1st, "be branzy" then u can successfully do all those lessons!
LOL
I THOUGHT YOU HAD 11 MAN IM SO SORRY
LOL
Atleast you said sorry. Also, do u support branzy and clown dating? I will ask this on every other members comment.
Edit: HOLY THIS HAS BEEN MY MOST LIKED COMMENT ON CZcams! WoooooooW! TYSM
@@Masqueradegacha it’s a joke-
@@LeoEBK nanonood ka din pala ng lifesteal lance
Lmao Mapicc
Can't believe their math skills almost got Branzy banned
(also this is hilarious beyond words keep it up branzy)
Branzy:ahh you're so sweet
Pangi:he's a normal weakling again
Love this video! 👏👏
Beppo why u cheat in last vid : (
E
The Bepopé
Beepo
OMG ITS BEPPO
10:37
Branzy:Listen, This Is Why I Love U So Much.
Clown:.. Not In Public Branzy
I like how clown always gets exited when Branzy joins
The “love interest” on clown is KILLING ME. Absolutely love the content man!
me too !
How can pure love kill you? Can't you see? It's so real.
I like how ClownPierce dont wanted everyone to know they love eachother (10:43)
Same
I had to pause there for like 5 minutes so I can start breathing again
“I vandalized a toilet” that honestly sounds like something Branzy would do. 🤣
what
@Corrupted gaming ik srry lol i hate auto correct
XD
Facts
More like would always do
“ClownPierce: pvp expert, evil clown, love interest?”
That last one shouldn’t have a question mark at the end, branzy.
Massive respect to whoever's editing this for skipping all of Branzy's shameless plugs 😂
when does the unrated version of the video come out? asking for a friend
AYYYE YOUR HERE!
Why 1 comment and 69 likes?
Chief should be on lifesteal
It’s so crazy that he is so calm when he died. He is almost the only player that doesn’t rage I’m sad to say that even I do
I KNOW HE DOES LIKE IST A NORMAL THING
@@cooler9495 idk
BECAUSE LIFESTEAL IS ALL SCRIPTED!! RIGHT?!??!
Lost op thing in a game cuz I left without storing it
@@SiD-kc4ke ehhhhhhhhh?? ( i think half of it is)
"Listen, this is why I love you so much. "
"N-not in public Branzy."
So romantic...
Clown:branzy's on 2 hearts
everyone:laughs
2 videos later
clown and branzy decimate the server
Such a sweet video :)
you guys got best lifesteal Smp
your one of my favorite members behind row of course
ro*
HI
"Such a sweet video"- one of the people that killed him...
Just saying
I like how lifesteal is considered one of the deadliest minecraft servers
Yet in the middle theres the kindest player feeling bad for betraying people
And is about to die
Nice vid branzy
@nieooj gotoy 1st April 2023
I love how wholesome the whole server is despite all of their differences, fighting with each other. This just shows how good friends everyone is no matter the side that they're on!
LOL
Clown and Branzy make such a good team hope to see some more of you both! Clown is so wholesome with Branzy
I loved watching this story on Clownpierce's channel where his video is more action whereas yours is so touching. Now I gotta hunt down Parrot's version to see why he did it.
"There is one fan-fiction i believe in"
"Which one?"
"Branzy and ClownPierce of course"
Edit : I know saying this is overated but dear god thank you all for 178 likes!
Who said fiction
Who said its a fan fiction
ITS REAL
AND NOT MADE BY THE FANS (OR HATERS AND STANS)
I mean
wait yoy tell me that branzy and clownpiece is not real?
lmao what
My fav part in this vid is when Branzy said to Clown "this is why i love you"
*leo trying to kill branzy*
*branzy not even trying to run or fight back*
branzy: *”why why is he trying to kill me?”*
Branzy with a little bit of health:
PlanetLord with 3 hearts:
H o w d o
Y o u
E v e n
K n o w?!?!?!
Bro he had 3 hearts months ago now hes on 10
When is “I married Minecraft’s deadliest assassin” coming out? 😂
Ikr! 🤣
Looking at Branzy's upload schedule, It should be here in about 2 weeks
@@Tigewew i hope it is it’s been two whole months since they started dating 🤣
I wonder what creature will be there chil-
@@solarflarz Dragon, probably. Because branzy's alter ego is kevin, who is a dragon.
Brandy the second he sees mapic: ahhh I’m being chased!!!
5 seconds later : yeah it just mapic he says calmly.
CLOWNPEIRCEDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
This guy gives off such a positive energy that lifts everyone’s spirits and makes everyone feel better ❤️❤️❤️
“I’m gonna kill and betray my friends who helped me”
You:
tHiS GuY GiVeS OFF SuCH a PosITiVe NErgy!
Lifesteal- the deadliest minecraft server.
The server has been brought to agreement and kindness
Yup
I saw your profile picture and I was trying to remember when I posted this comment. Hahahaha!
@@lightning_11 oh wow that's a coincidence!!!!
@@ZayKay45 I know, right! It looks like you put the contrast on your pic up a bit, though.
@@lightning_11 Did I? I like command block so i screenshoted one off the internet. Maybe my screenshot contrast is alway higher on my device?
I've always love the amount of movie scenes in Branzy's videos
9:42 was a creeper sound and I was also playing Minecraft and it scared the shit out of me
Clowpierce's voice sounds so much like one of those super-powerful but always emotionless anime characters.
I'm glad people are becoming more generous on the lifesteal smp. This was also a good life lesson
Ikr
Isnt this basically communism?
@@epicdud5905 what? sry I dont know politics
Ikr is “I know Right”
@@comet3754 ikr just means I know right
Branzy is so sweet I feel bad for him a lot when he dies
While branzy was describing clownpierce he said “love interest”
😳
"i like pvp when i win"
me: that is a true masterpiece
Good Moon Knight reference Branzy, I sure hope you didn't actually vandalize public property
Marvel: Ooo a 2 second clip? COPYRIGHT TIME
in every smp theres a villian but instead of 1 almost the whole server is the villian
Branzy: I won't kill you
Also Branzy: maybe!
You just had to say that, didn't you, Branzy?
This was the most heart warming video I’ve watched of Branzy lol
I like how every Branzy's video ends with the point that he got all of his friends back
legit lol
alternate title : branzy losing hearts for 11 minutes
Yes
9:22 that "two: really made me tear up
I am obsessed with all the times branzy mentioned or showed clips of marvel movies and shows
This is epic! Keep it up branzy. You are one of my fav lifesteal members
R I P lifesteals plan and let’s give mad respect to Branzy
Branzy: this is why i love you so much
Clown: Not in public branzy.
😁
Ya know, I’ve been trying to find a nice Minecraft CZcamsr for so long that like marvel. Today I have stumbled across you, and you are amazing. Thank you for existing and being someone I can relate to in Minecraft.
"Not in public, Branzy!"
TRUE LOVE
I didn’t know Branzy was a redstone man expert pranker AND A GOOD BUILDER
Branzy you've grown so much since when I met you with 5k now you have more than 200k god I feel old ❤❤
Me *Eats Taco Bell
Me : *Goes TO Bathroom*
Taco Bell Employee : Going TO BAthroom
Me : Hey Dont Go In
Taco Bell EMployee: Why?
Me : 0:03
5:52 That was good, I liked that lol
2:47 Only the ones who have watched the past life steal will know why he is called dirty one
no joke the more time branzy adds a marvel clip to his videos i scream and love branzy more
“You’re in an unimaginable debt” sounded like those insurance adds lol
Omg 10:45 TOTALLY SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!
YESSIR (OR YESMA'AM)
YES SHIP
WTH do you mean
Branzy
Everything got blown up but that swag sign 11:10
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING
like the time when they shared hearts that was so KIND and I almost cried
8:57
“ Loyalty is so annoying”
BranzyCraft 2022
ClownPierce: Love interest???
**Wattpad will remember that**
This is more cinematic than a movie
The editing on this video is insane!
Branzy, you made me get flashbacks of Frieza doing the same thing to the Saiyans
10:32 *ZAM STATIC*
Is it just me but always when Branzy uploads a new video, it always makes my day!
The thing that is so sad is that Branzy doesnt even try to fight some people like leo and when he thought leo was ash again he tries to act nice and just gets killed
when the video was bout to end donturnt scared the cra* out of me when u gave that effect(the face).
Ashswagg used to be my favourite lifesteal player, but after this video I think you Branzy are my favourite lifesteal player
2:33 there's something called FIGHT BACK
Branzy is in a Pacifist Run.
Branzy is so underrated it's actually crazy
Wholesome ending on lifesteal? That was something!
at 8:55 he reminded me of 99 from star wars
Awesome video, Branzy keep up the good work :)
03:07
That is clownpierce and branzy at 3.A.M.. .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣…………………
I love your contact you one of my favorite CZcamsrs keep it up
The lifesteal miracle was the most wholesome thing ever :D
Love this video it is soo sweat this might be my favorite video you have made
ClownPierce: Love interest???
i thnk you mean jester penetrate
yeah who’s clownpierce I only know jester penetrate
Yes yes I only know jester penetrate indeed
5:34 im a bowspammer so 1 hit with a normal fully fired arrow is 1 1/2 hearts (1 and a half).
I love the greekified fast pace music you use lol
“I like PvP when I win!” -Branzy
😂 that makes 2 of us Branzy! 😂
Found this in 6secs
1:27 **Mickey Mouse mode activated**
LOL!!! so funny! One of your best videos. Have you ever seen giant Alex?
Never thought I’d see branzy with 10 hearts again
You know it's a good day when Branzy uploads!!!!
My favorite people on LifeSteal SMP are Branzy, ClownPeirce, PrinceZam, Rekrap, and Vitalisy
Clownpierce: PVP expert, Evil Clown, Love Interest?
10:43 - Branzy: Aww you're so sweet, this is why I love you so much..
10:45 - Clownpierce: N-not in public Branzy❤*Embarrassed
I love Clownpierce and Branzy ❤❤❤❤
I'm so happy that you got your heart end the war ended I actually really cried😢
8:21 when my mom says I have to go to bed (I didn’t actually look at wat I just Tim stamped but hopefully it makes sence)
No it did not
@@cooler9495 LMAO
The TNT exposition was awesome