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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2019
  • Barstool Pizza Review - Fortina (Brooklyn) Bonus Hard Times Sundaes Burger with Dave Portnoy.
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Komentáře • 694

  • @jester1369
    @jester1369 Před 4 lety +396

    One rushed review, everyone knows John Smith doesn't exist

  • @DownFallBass
    @DownFallBass Před 4 lety +759

    One drug conversation, everyone knows Pres was getting recommendations.

    • @Mn3-76
      @Mn3-76 Před 4 lety +1

      Ryan Ryngaert lol

    • @positivevibrations4062
      @positivevibrations4062 Před 4 lety +5

      Ryan Ryngaert everyone knows the rules one line each

    • @Aaliyahandari
      @Aaliyahandari Před 2 lety +1

      I live for comments like these 😂😂 thanks for that brother

  • @justinhsu9793
    @justinhsu9793 Před 4 lety +1240

    One staff member asking if they are authorized to record, everybody remembers the last guy

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn Před 4 lety +63

      Time for our yearly Yelp visit.

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +30

      @@Trazynn nah he was cool. Just doing his job.

    • @marktravels9601
      @marktravels9601 Před 4 lety +19

      You know , he can clearly see he is doing something. Just leave prez alone ! He knows what he is doing !!

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Před 4 lety

      decentradical hahaha

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 Před 4 lety +5

      NFL is rigged He was a dick, but I guess that’s Brooklyn.

  • @Mr.Strickland410
    @Mr.Strickland410 Před 4 lety +470

    “You guys got permission to shoot on my patio today?”

    • @nibbleondeeznuts2244
      @nibbleondeeznuts2244 Před 4 lety +39

      I give this a 0.0!

    • @jond2720
      @jond2720 Před 4 lety +28

      FUCK that guy.. they made that employee a selling point for that restaurant too.

    • @MGMG-nb5mu
      @MGMG-nb5mu Před 4 lety +7

      I heard they closed after Dave review!!

    • @jond2720
      @jond2720 Před 4 lety +9

      @@MGMG-nb5mu Only for 3 days or so, for "training". But the bad part is they spread lies that Pres was trying to bring his own alcohol into the place and was throwing his name around. What's more, later a local news station or something made a segment on the incident and they put the ASSHOLE GINGER employee again repeating the line as a tongue-in-cheek way of "embracing" the insult. I'm trying to find the video now. Got me MAD.

    • @jayz6008
      @jayz6008 Před 4 lety +3

      Whatever happened to that guy ? Been curious

  • @jonlamonte5833
    @jonlamonte5833 Před 4 lety +158

    The fact pres thinks knowin what oregano is is “knowing his stuff” is damn hilarious

  • @toddpacker9818
    @toddpacker9818 Před 4 lety +77

    That was a near catastrophic life destroying incident! Thank goodness John/Joe Smith said he had permission to film!

    • @izayalopez6473
      @izayalopez6473 Před 2 lety +6

      for real he had no idea how much that would have impacted his whole damn life

  • @ewanthompson7859
    @ewanthompson7859 Před 4 lety +729

    One women's hoodie, everyone knows the women's jacket is coming back soon

    • @cmakula
      @cmakula Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @eric_in_florida
      @eric_in_florida Před 4 lety +12

      Pastels are in, for gay dudes.

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 Před 4 lety +2

      As long as Davey has been in NY , he still doesn’t know how to dress - amazing that this Jamoke still is clueless

    • @Devizze1
      @Devizze1 Před 4 lety +7

      Not a bad sweatshirt you guys just love to hate

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 Před 4 lety

      Love to Hate You - mostly
      Enjoy ur ugly shirt today

  • @mitchwilliams6504
    @mitchwilliams6504 Před 4 lety +397

    One ex-drug dealer, everybody knows Prez is intrigued

  • @theguy3112
    @theguy3112 Před 4 lety +71

    The security guard was .04169 seconds from getting Goodfella’d.

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 Před 4 lety +1

      Someone should of "goodfella'd" him like Tommy when he was about to get made

    • @izayalopez6473
      @izayalopez6473 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣had no idea that would have fucked his whole life upb

  • @trevorwright8263
    @trevorwright8263 Před 4 lety +667

    1 weird security guard everyone knows he doesn’t know the pres

    • @DustyC75080
      @DustyC75080 Před 4 lety +19

      JOHN SMITHHH, from Albee Square. Lol.

    • @hahaumad
      @hahaumad Před 4 lety +6

      Trevor Wright dude is a cornball.

    • @MemoryLaneCinema
      @MemoryLaneCinema Před 4 lety

      he was staff and U ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. You and other people today, in this social media fucked up world, think you can film and take pics of whatever u want.

    • @josiahwhitehead7519
      @josiahwhitehead7519 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah fuck that security guard no fucken sociability, hate people like that

    • @robs867
      @robs867 Před 4 lety +6

      Fuck that asshole it’s a fuckin free country and you have the right to film in public so fuck off call the cops bitch and get schooled fool

  • @jabroni3133
    @jabroni3133 Před 4 lety +167

    no more pepsi, everyone knows prez went back to coke

    • @laminar28
      @laminar28 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah holy shit, just talking to that security guy you can tell he's coked af

  • @MotleySchuh
    @MotleySchuh Před 4 lety +78

    “Butter wheel” was just added to my Christmas list.

  • @alphazoomii9408
    @alphazoomii9408 Před 4 lety +115

    "I have world famous burgers." - every food guy in Brooklyn

  • @AssNuggett
    @AssNuggett Před 4 lety +72

    One hamburger with only ketchup, everyone knows pres still pees his pants

    • @jessiegarcia9410
      @jessiegarcia9410 Před 3 lety

      I’m literally 🤣🤣🤣

    • @2jzandys444
      @2jzandys444 Před rokem +1

      LMAO. I was thinking similar, he only likes cheese pizza and plain hamburgers.

  • @sweatyboner69hoobastank51
    @sweatyboner69hoobastank51 Před 4 lety +418

    Wish the burger got a better reaction, guy was pretty cool.

    • @welcometomyhomepatriots359
      @welcometomyhomepatriots359 Před 4 lety +10

      SweatyBoner69Hoobastank he’s a pizza guy

    • @18matts
      @18matts Před 4 lety +14

      @Jcream101 bet that "criminal" is doing better than you.

    • @kyle-mb1ij
      @kyle-mb1ij Před 4 lety +37

      what do you mean you wish the burger got a better reaction? If he's scoring the food, it doesn't matter how "cool" the guy is. You can be a cool guy and sell a mediocre burger. Dave shouldn't throw his integrity under the bus because the guy was cool.

    • @Superkirbeh
      @Superkirbeh Před 4 lety +3

      @Jcream101 lot cooler than some rando CZcams commenter

    • @kingstoler
      @kingstoler Před 4 lety +31

      Cool? He was 99% full of bullshit.

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +54

    One pizza review, everybody knows that when it's over 8 minutes, it's going to be good.

  • @McFly..
    @McFly.. Před 10 měsíci +4

    2019 : What is that, oregano?
    2023 : What is that, oregano?

  • @shortinos
    @shortinos Před 4 lety +18

    Lol I like how Pres didn't say the score infront of the ex-convict.

    • @texman8150
      @texman8150 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, that could have gotten ugly fast.

  • @Jeremy-yh8lv
    @Jeremy-yh8lv Před 4 lety +123

    One drug dealer flipping burgers, everyone knows this isn’t a pizza review

  • @cshubs
    @cshubs Před 4 lety +66

    700 of these vids and the president doesn't know oregano?

    • @SushiBandit28
      @SushiBandit28 Před 4 lety +2

      I think its because it was sorta caked on there and he wasn't sure if it some kind of weird sauce. But pretty sure he was being sarcastic anyways.

  • @johntorres9058
    @johntorres9058 Před 4 lety +30

    One new connect , everyone knows pres left with a kilo

  • @str8cash113
    @str8cash113 Před 4 lety +6

    Flashlight cop must not know Dave. Too busy doing the dishes and keeping that establishment safe! Thanks for your service!

  • @stevekjr9563
    @stevekjr9563 Před 4 lety +41

    One John Smith, everybody knows security knows the rules.

  • @MexicanAmericanPhilippines
    @MexicanAmericanPhilippines Před 4 lety +136

    I can't stand the " you have authorization to film here? " guys. Its like bro go do some real security work 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @christopheryasus3666
      @christopheryasus3666 Před 4 lety +5

      TOTALLY
      PREACH ON

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 Před 4 lety +7

      Real security work/ fighting off sleep and staring at underage hot girls. Same thing

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 Před 4 lety +1

      Gotta keep that place safe! Can tell by his outfit it's zero experience job. Fucking flashlight cop.

    • @trentsimmons343
      @trentsimmons343 Před 4 lety +10

      Bro literally did his job, even let them finish. Yall are wack

  • @lorenstewart7972
    @lorenstewart7972 Před 4 lety +67

    One nibble. Everybody knows the laws

  • @surge3158
    @surge3158 Před 4 lety +11

    I have watched his review of the security guard like 20 times, it kills me every time. "I like that security guard, that's how you handle it. 'I'm gonna go talk to John Smith... *pfft pfft* hurry up and get the FUCK outta here!"

  • @gramig0
    @gramig0 Před 4 lety +1

    Yes! Thanks for showing a close up of the pie. Love your channel.

  • @trevorwright8263
    @trevorwright8263 Před 4 lety +111

    1 ex convict everyone knows he talks too much

  • @garymiller7087
    @garymiller7087 Před 4 lety +4

    "I'm gonna hit a toilet after this burger" made that guy proud 😂🤣

  • @GNXperimental
    @GNXperimental Před 4 lety +23

    Should have slipped the security guard a 20 and told him here's my permission

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 Před 4 lety

      $20? Throw a $5 at him. He's a fucking nobody.

    • @codymartinez2790
      @codymartinez2790 Před 4 lety

      lol prez could've given him more than that he rolls around with 100$ bills in his pocket

  • @YehoshuaD
    @YehoshuaD Před 4 lety +7

    Props to Dave for giving the burger guy some massive amount of advertising...

  • @xkristixx
    @xkristixx Před 4 lety +18

    One ex con, everyone knows law enforcement won't eat there.

  • @mrjester2748
    @mrjester2748 Před 4 lety +16

    One security guard wishing he was a cop, everybody knows he was about to get smacked by Prez.

  • @harkness9723
    @harkness9723 Před 3 lety +4

    Surprised he didn’t give you the double pointed “permission to film on my patio”.

  • @deemo5597
    @deemo5597 Před 4 lety +21

    Love the guy. Humble and real. A true american success story.

  • @christianmolina4895
    @christianmolina4895 Před 4 lety +7

    Jesus the guy told you his whole life story in 20 sec

  • @Paul-oh4fe
    @Paul-oh4fe Před 4 lety +7

    Everyone knows that guy's back in business after meeting pres. Fire up the mules.

  • @frankmartin9958
    @frankmartin9958 Před 4 lety +16

    Andrew Zurica selling blow out of the food Trucks

  • @audiofella5066
    @audiofella5066 Před 4 lety +2

    I SERIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW WHY I'VE WATCHED LIKE A BILLION OF THESE IN THE PAST FEW DAYS, BUT I USUALLY JUST MAKE PIZZA ON BREAD AT HOME LOL!!!!!

  • @edwinearl4584
    @edwinearl4584 Před 3 lety +4

    Love the way Dave propped up the burger dude.

  • @Specnon45
    @Specnon45 Před 4 lety +11

    pres was let down he wasn't moving coke

  • @ChrisLerouxDesign
    @ChrisLerouxDesign Před 4 lety +40

    That burger review's fucking hilarious: "It's an alright burger but heavy." *jump cut* "It's a good burger." *jump cut* "It's a great burger!"

    • @dionisi9961
      @dionisi9961 Před 4 lety +3

      “Heavy burger”, as opposed to a good “light” burger, he can be a tool sometimes.

    • @ahsansiddiqui4263
      @ahsansiddiqui4263 Před 4 lety

      @@dionisi9961 Sometimes ?! Haha.

  • @Large23collectibles
    @Large23collectibles Před 4 lety +14

    One authorization, everybody knows the rules!!!

  • @Anurania
    @Anurania Před 4 lety +3

    Aren't all meatballs fried? They're generally finished in sauce but they start in the pan.

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 Před 4 lety +48

    one security person sidles up, everyone knows he almost took a catastrophic L

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +1

      I worked the front door at s top 100 nightclub in the country and he handled it well.

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 Před 4 lety +4

      NFL is rigged Hey, you’re a fucking loser.

    • @nielsnielsen9013
      @nielsnielsen9013 Před 4 lety

      ​@@SouthernSkeptic Your girlfriend misses you buddy!

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety

      @Azzury Street It's "fuckin':
      Punctuation is important when hypothetically talking about gay sex fantasies you have online.

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 Před 4 lety +1

      NFL is rigged You’re a self important asshole who checked ID’s for a living. You don’t get to be an asshole, especially when the guy filming got proper permission to do exactly what he is doing. You shut the fuck up and let them do it.

  • @DicertoC
    @DicertoC Před 4 lety +12

    Criminal knows how to plug himself. Jumps in on a pizza review “hey, old time drug dealer and trafficker”.
    Pres scared for his life. “It’s ok....uhhhh it’s good.....uhhhhh it’s a fuckin awesome burger!”

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 Před 4 lety

      LOL i thought the same thing, like he was proud of it almost

  • @jschroeder2993
    @jschroeder2993 Před 4 lety +4

    Joey Diaz and this burger guy would be a tremendous interview

  • @Red3yeX
    @Red3yeX Před 4 lety +3

    Did this guy just say that oregano had a kick? GG.

  • @mikeyy2322
    @mikeyy2322 Před 4 lety +2

    The music at the beginning is now burned into my mind becuase I watch these so much 🤣 can’t be the only 1?

    • @RectumPunch
      @RectumPunch Před 4 lety

      hey next time write out the word: one. Not that hard. Thanks. Take care. Love your work.

    • @mistrdevine
      @mistrdevine Před 4 lety

      I play it on the piano all the time.

  • @eoinridley9557
    @eoinridley9557 Před 4 lety +2

    6:56 took Dave a minute to process 😂

  • @CFproductionsTV
    @CFproductionsTV Před 4 lety +2

    “Don’t put me on camera”
    Then get tf out of frame.. lmao

  • @whatzupperent.4036
    @whatzupperent.4036 Před 4 lety +28

    I'm a burger guy and that burger looked DELICIOUS 8.6 just by looks and I kinda wanna hear more about this dudes story....

  • @drslothlehoff806
    @drslothlehoff806 Před 4 lety +2

    A billions pizzas later... "What is the green stuff? Oregano? I'm learning my stuff". JESUS.

  • @smalltownplaya712
    @smalltownplaya712 Před 4 lety

    "hamburgers exist Frankie" lmao

  • @ShortyG724
    @ShortyG724 Před 4 lety +4

    One new plug for pres everyone knows that sweet bun was laced with ecstasy

  • @Lilsushi352
    @Lilsushi352 Před 4 lety +8

    One "former" drug trafficker, everyone knows he's #1 on Dave's speed dial

  • @euro20049
    @euro20049 Před 4 lety +5

    One floppy pizza, everybody knows it’s thinner than Pres’s hair

  • @choochooman336
    @choochooman336 Před 4 lety +9

    One burger, prez hoping for some new coke connections........

  • @justanotharandom2962
    @justanotharandom2962 Před 4 lety +2

    Damn that chicken sandwich looks amazing. What a review

  • @paulk8716
    @paulk8716 Před 4 lety +2

    That’s what you do, that’s how you handle controversy!!😂😂

  • @Venividivici55555
    @Venividivici55555 Před 4 lety

    haha Frankie quick thinking right there, how many balls:D

  • @samxyx
    @samxyx Před 4 lety

    These reviews make me so hungry

  • @Lucas-ui5sq
    @Lucas-ui5sq Před 4 lety +2

    "What is this oregano? ok so this has got kick to it"

  • @eddicambio9072
    @eddicambio9072 Před 2 lety +1

    fascinating story line

  • @Typicaltony777
    @Typicaltony777 Před 4 lety

    If the review is longer then 3minutes you know its gonna be good

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 Před 4 lety +1

    Did they walk up a down escalator at the end??

  • @AW-vw4yn
    @AW-vw4yn Před 4 lety +3

    This is John Smith of Albee’s square I didn’t give any permission to shoot

  • @aceofspades4948
    @aceofspades4948 Před 2 lety

    john smith joe smith dont put me on camera lmfao

  • @brendanaschaubine8180
    @brendanaschaubine8180 Před 4 lety

    haha great review!

  • @digitaltreasuremaps1291

    Try Carmela’s on Merrick Road in Massapequa if it’s still there.
    Ask for the Ensalada Square Pizza. ✌️

  • @johndegraw1220
    @johndegraw1220 Před 4 lety

    John Smith i mean Joe Smith... Haha

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery Před 4 lety

    Some say the security guard is still looking for John Smith.

  • @Cjamroo
    @Cjamroo Před 4 lety

    One tie-dye hoodie, John Smith knows the rules.

  • @toddage83
    @toddage83 Před 4 lety +1

    The ex con tho , serving what he had in prison, expecting Dave to give it a 9.2 lmao .

  • @KidCas1031
    @KidCas1031 Před 4 lety

    If you ever come to Arizona come try Casanova Brothers Pizza. We are rated the # 1 pizza in the entire state of Arizona by Yelp and Buzfeed. We are NY style.

  • @blazingmeatball6979
    @blazingmeatball6979 Před 4 lety +1

    One bite. Everybody knows that meatball is bigger than your brain.

  • @JustKieffer
    @JustKieffer Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂 “John Smith”

  • @danielkerber8667
    @danielkerber8667 Před 3 lety

    Love the John Smith bit.

  • @genesisexodus4687
    @genesisexodus4687 Před 4 lety

    Lol this is one of the better ones lmao

  • @josephcurko6595
    @josephcurko6595 Před 4 lety +3

    One not knowing oregano is on every pizza everybody knows the rules

  • @mbj920
    @mbj920 Před 3 lety +1

    One off camera conversation on where the best blow in NYC is, everyone knows the rules

  • @ambush1242
    @ambush1242 Před 4 lety +8

    Hundreds of reviews done, just figured out what oregano is. 1:22

  • @natedawgmomtakeover9972

    I’m learning my stuff he says.. 2 years ago this was posted. As of today, 2 years later, prez has yet to learn his stuff 😂

  • @johnblah5532
    @johnblah5532 Před 4 lety +1

    1:15 Everybody knows John turned into Joe 2:06

  • @infamousgerald
    @infamousgerald Před 4 lety +2

    wow hard times he wasn't joking.

  • @luxurychauffeursny
    @luxurychauffeursny Před 4 lety

    You should review basil on Astoria blvd in Astoria queens

  • @jlarocca101
    @jlarocca101 Před 4 lety

    ANDREW!!! The Man, the legend!!!

  • @tinytinytimyall
    @tinytinytimyall Před 4 lety

    How about a college town tour?
    Come to Champaign IL (home of the university of Illinois) and try Papa Dels

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +3

    Best "burger in NYC" means best cocaine in NYC.

  • @rickmoskal2458
    @rickmoskal2458 Před 4 lety

    One bite, every one knows that mule is back in business thanks to El Prez

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 Před rokem

    That last guy, yeah his name Zurica is almost the last in the phone book, but try my mother's maiden name "zuppone", I've seen the phone book, it's last, BTW, it means big soup in italian

  • @BH02377
    @BH02377 Před 4 lety +6

    Dave trying to learn how to become an international drug smuggler! Everybody knows the rules.

  • @jasonguzman7083
    @jasonguzman7083 Před 4 lety

    i had a burger from there ! they’re pretty good

  • @charlesrocks
    @charlesrocks Před 4 lety

    That Hard Time's Burger joint is fucking insanely good. That's a 9.5 all day long.

  • @krzyk101
    @krzyk101 Před 4 lety +1

    John Smith is world class

  • @compound32
    @compound32 Před 3 lety

    The first video i saw about Barstool.

  • @mondoenterprises6710
    @mondoenterprises6710 Před 2 lety

    I want to try Andrew's Classic!

  • @NewEnglandViews
    @NewEnglandViews Před 3 lety +1

    All right… Somebody explain that burger scale to me please 🍔😂

  • @JalandharShere
    @JalandharShere Před 4 lety +1

    In the UK, John Smith is equivalent to John Doe pmsl.

  • @kevindvorak742
    @kevindvorak742 Před 4 lety +1

    John Smith 😆