Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pizza (Bonus Izzies Cheesesteak Review)
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- čas přidán 19. 01. 2020
- Dave reviews Square Pizza, even though they give him a non square pizza.
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Clean shirt, new shoes, 3 lines of coke everybody knows the rules
@PASQUALE It's not like he eats a whole pizza everyday bucko. Majority of the reviews he only has a couple bites.
But yeah he's likely railed out also.
@@aaronh8943 Railed to the gills
@PASQUALE answer: see original comment
@PASQUALE You're wrong but carry on thinking that you know shit.
"If you value your arteries, you should probably limit these to one a month"
*eats pizza every day*
Lol
Fahgetaboutit
I wish i could eat a cheese steak everyday 💪
rofl i thought he said AUTARIES
Nothing like a little binge and purge to get you feeling better about your body image.
I love when the reviews are this chaotic.
Agreed. They are the magic ones…
“...you’re putting your reputation on the line”
Probably the single funniest thing Prez has ever said, seeing how it was being told to a seemingly homeless man carrying two trash bags
🤣
I know 2 different millionaires you'd think was bums, never judge a book by the cover. Everybody knows the rules.
Homeless?? Sir I'll have you know that he is the promoter for the world famous Izzys cheesesteaks!!
@@jdawg9137 you know two millionaires that don’t bathe and hang around the streets of New York carrying all their belongings in trash bags?
@@MrJahka 2 millionaires who run construction companies who dress as laborers and walk jobs to see who's fukn them, you might actually think they was bums in public. So, Yes would be my answer.
“You’re the promoter of the place?”
*Camera points to Puerto Rican man holding two trash bags*
“Yes.”
Jes*
I lived in a home and didn’t pay for trash removal either for like 8 years
@@knotallthere66 man you nailed it!
@@knotallthere66 what?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Jews recognise a member of their tribe straight away, no hiding Dave.
Dangerously based
How do u know he is jewish?
Seriously LMFAO👆
Portnoy is a Jewish last name he might not practice the religion but is definitely Jewish.
@@kahleesaangelofthenight2895 the nose and the parents expectations when he didn't become a lawyer or doctor.
One 9 minute pizza review, everyone knows something weird is going down
Elliot Kemp Lol Right!?
Alot going on in this video i cant blame em
these are the best when you have no clue what's coming next
Loooool
😂😂😂 facts brother
After binge watching barstool pizza reviews I’m starting to think I’ve never had good pizza in my life.
My pinnacle pizza is little ceases and chanellos lmao I'm with you
Me too. I think costco pizza and little caesars is the bomb.
@@Jon-6969 jesus
@@Jon-6969 it’s definitely convenient for kids birthday parties or if you’re a little down on your luck some days but I definitely have my pizza spots I go to and I’m from Chicago
If your not from the North East you probably never have
One “nice haircut” misinterpretation, everybody knows Dave was offended
Pepe Silvia she didn’t want to be mean so she just said thank you
@@-hydro nah just a typical woman thinking she was the one being complimented.
adam weiss Okay
adam weiss snowflake
hydro I think she thought he said nice haircut.😂
Prez all decked out for his first date with Debbie, everyone knows the rules.
He cant wait to taste her tang
Drew Port 🤢
@@andrewsepulvedathing probably taste like a NEW PORT LMMFAO i had to i saw your name and made me think of Newport and you were commenting about tasting her tang so yeah LOL
That scene from kingpin comes to mind when munsun pays his rent in kind 😝
Good review, homeboy at the end made the whole thing great. "We thought you were legit pissed" "Nah, I don't give a fuck". Excellent.
Classic homeboy
The best part was when the girl said "thanks" & kept walking 😂🔥
it was "thank you," (1:24) but I'll just go F myself
@@MOTM1234 I love that reply
Actually hilarious.
😂😂😂😂
1:23 😂😂😂
Absolutely wild review. Dave getting chirped by everyone in the Manhattan streets
Wanna see a wild review? Look up the Joe and Pats pizza review. You’ll thank me afterwards. 😉
@@9SecondStreetMustang i fought a war for yous
@@9SecondStreetMustang plasteeeek never gets old
One man asking if it's Kosher, everybody knows he saw Dave's big nose
Everyone NOSE the rules
LOL!
*eats pizza every single day for 500 days*
“Cheesesteaks are bad for your arteries”
Much respect Dave. A random guy gives you a tip on a food you don't typically eat and you went on the spot. You're the man!
It's almost like he's being challenged. He never backs down.
El Pres is all over the place in this one
Prez turned that square slice into a ninja throwing star.
Bite marks throwing up gang signs
One debacle, everybody knows it's date night with Debbie and it's not going to be kosher.
One line, everyone knows what Dave likes
Austin Kenworthy lmfaooo
One sharp dressed man everyone knows it’s for the guys not the girls
This review had Joe & Pat’s energy
one jew, nobody knows if it’s kosher
Meat and dairy is the biggest prohibition in kosher laws, Dave is an idiot who has no clue about anything Jewish.
@@WestSide1207 to be fair, I don't think Dave cares. He seems to be one of those Jews that say he's Jewish as an ethnicity, but not as a religion
WestSide1207 He doesn’t have to follow those rules if he doesn’t want to.. tf.
@@m.w.6526 Um, actually he does. In Judaism, it states that if someone doesn't keep Shabbat, they are considered "A gentile in every way."
@@WestSide1207 do you believe that Jesus is burning in boiling escrement in hell too?? 😂😂
I always marvel at how Dave will only take a couple chews of his food before swallowing. His chew to swallow ratio is impressive.
“Not great on the arteries”
Well neither is cocaine but that’s not stopping you Dave
I wonder if Portnoy will make it to his 50s
Super Trooper not hating just asking. why does everyone make cocaine jokes about him?
@@ln2435 lmao
Won't stop watching until I've seen them all!
Whizz on the side hurts the score. Everyone knows the rules.
Prez got his hair plugs styled, everybody knows the rule.
A great comment
Pretty good transplant though I must admit.
Just watching some of these makes you realize how accurate depictions of New Yorkers were on Seinfeld
“Is it Kosher??” This video is a trip.🤣
One bag fumble, everyone knows he's out of blow
One fresh haircut, everybody know’s Davey’s feeling confident
In love how he connects with people. This is a gift he has, like Mozart had a gift for music Dave had a gift of connecting with people. 👍🏼
I love when so many random things happen during a review. Just like the Joe & Pat's review.
Absolute electric factory. High voltage review. Kosher certified.
Is Dave in Munchkin City? The man is like 5’9” but is towering over everyone else in the video
7:18 One Prez having a stroke, everybody know the rules
Gotta love Dave, someone walks past him and compliments himself... Really nice haircut though.
Still have no idea why the most exciting part of my day, every day, is watching this guy eat cheese pizza....but here I am....almost a year into this..
As strange as it seems, this is very good niche entertainment. Prez's personality, quirks and social interactions along with the topic and format all hit a certain sweet spot. No real need to question further.
“Wiz wit” is Wiz with fried onions lmao
Yes sir.
Christy Staude he kept saying “im gonna dip it in the wiz wit” lmao I was cringing
@@-Bert- haha.... I was thinking the onions were on the side.
He's joking ya clown
he's mocking how stupid philly people sound ordering like that....
That was a damn impressive cheesesteak balancing act.
This was one of the best ones in a while.
Is that kosher? It’s supposed to be kosher
What do you mean?
Now every time I eat pizza I give it a review , it’s a gift and a curse.
Keep it up Pres, you’re the man
The guy who said "Get off my Lawn" thought you were Gavin McInnes.
That was funny
Idk if it's just me but i love the episodes with bonus reviews.
Dude everyone likes a bonus
These reviews I could just watch all day man
Everybody knows the rules "take mom and the daughter out together" 😂
This review was enjoyable, everyone knows the rules.
One question, one wrong answer, everyone knows the rules.
Dave has so much power in the pizza world, he walked in and said I want a round pizza and I want it NOW.
Love the dude walking by looking like a candy bar 😂
Cameo by Dave's rabbi, everyone knows the rules.
7:50 this review has gone completely off the rails..!!! 😂
Epic, meandering fuster cluck, loved every minute of it !
Upload on my Birthday thanks Dave! Looking sharp with that suit!
Steve’s prince of steaks, best cheesesteak in philly
What a weird episode 😂
You need to do more! Feels like I've been waiting forever since your last review 🤣 Woohoo !
“Puerto Rico” Lmaoo Michael Scott 🤣
One sharp suit, everybody knows he's trying to seduce Debbie
The hair does look good! 👌🏼
SIMP
@@ghungrooseth1946 ok that’s pretty good 😂😂😂
It’s plugs but a pretty good plug job. You can see Dave’s hair line going away big time in the early days.
Awesome that you did this second review 👍👍
Loved the bonus stuff!!
One bite every Philly guy knows Pat's and Geno's are for tourists and nowhere near the best cheesesteak in the city.
Who would you recommend for a good cheesesteak down in philly? I've only had Steve's Prince of Steaks and Tony Luke's.
@@drimmie depends where you are. John's, Dalessandro's, and Jim's are my favorites. Steve's is pretty good and Tony Luke's is the best of the touristy spots but it's closer to Pat's and Geno's with being fast food/street food.
Any pizza place anywhere makes better steak and cheese subs than Philly does.
@@Thebrothaisback Couldn't be more wrong if you tried
@@pogfee Jim's was amazing when I was there but I can't say I have a great reference point for the rest
no heart of gold song reference that would have been perfect
Best review of 2020 so far!
One Jew says it’s supposed to be kosha. Everybody nose the rules.
Genuinely lolled at the haircut exchange 😆
Pizza Rob, you know everybody looked him up
This man only went to Geno’s and Pat’s smfh Prez you need to come back to Philly and broaden your horizon because you’re missing out
This one was pretty classic like we haven’t had in a while. Off the rails early baby!
"Is that pizza rob?! Holy shit that's you right?" LMFAO
"New Havens the best"
I think the daughter was trying to fix him up with her mom. C'mon Prez you're almost a 50 year old dude.
Can’t stop looking at that handlebar mitt setup. Now that’s ingenious.
This was one of the best reviews
How does this have 183k views with only one comment
Two now. I think most people watch on Twitter or maybe on the Barstool site. I have no idea.
One comment, everyone knows the rules
Johns roast pork . You’re welcome
RonaldReaganJr bingo
The dudes studder that asked for the pic killed me lol
Guy at the end saying he doesn't give an F. Truly does give an F on giving that image.
Going to philly and getting a Pats or Genos for a cheese steak is like going to NY and getting a slice from Sbarros
Get off my lawn.
She says..thank you😂😂😂 the hair!! This one was funny😂
Best video you’ve done, the “get of my lawn guy” and the collision reactions were beautiful, well done, zz top reference put you in another league, when you come to the uk, give me a shout, I’m not into sports, prove me wrong
GET OFF MY LAWN
"It's as good as Geno's or Pat's" Everyone knows you have never had a good cheesesteak.
Its not just pizza.. and its not just a review.. its the barstool pizza review!
What a legendary classic review
Waiter: Do you like the pizza?
Me: Oh, Thank you!
Just the first two minutes of this is just flat out hilarious
Love the suit....great pizza in NJ is The Reservoir Tavern is Boonton...you will LOVE it....
Literally love this guy
"Is that Pizza Rob?" HA! Classic! Nobody insults Dave's celebrity status!!!!
7:18 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was having a stroke watching this
This is one of my favorite videos.
one of my fave videos
8:02 "This guy's asking me if this is Kosher, I got fkn no clue tbh..."
Behind him in the window, big sign that says "Chkn BACON Ranch" lol
Best one this year! Felt like the old Prez! Minus the one bite saying... did he even say it?!?
Why i cant stop watching your videos?
If you're ever in northern Illinois, morettie's in fox lake. I promise you will not be disappointed. They have the best thin crust.