Porch Pirate Fight And Other Topics

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  • čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
  • Some wacky topics [Streamed 6/24/2024]
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Komentáře • 155

  • @Waterbottle2702
    @Waterbottle2702 Před 5 dny +207

    Im suprised porch pirates haven't resorted to just stealing the delivery van to maximise their yeilds at this point

    • @gooner7331
      @gooner7331 Před 5 dny +33

      The police might actually investigate that because they'd be stealing from a corporation, not an individual citizen

    • @jimihatten1958
      @jimihatten1958 Před 5 dny +6

      Stealing the van is like finding the one piece. Who shall be the next King of the Porch Pirates?

    • @vexxmaddox4112
      @vexxmaddox4112 Před 5 dny +3

      They don’t steal the van because the charges would be different. Grand larceny vs petty theft. Big difference and one that keeps them safe. Not to mention gps, cameras, and other tech on vans these days

    • @clame3065
      @clame3065 Před 4 dny +1

      in amazon training they warn us about people attempting to steal the van, which seems to me like it actually has been done before, but they never explicitly said that either so idk

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 Před 4 dny +3

      @@gooner7331 Yeah, can't have those massive corporations get targeted. Who gives a fuck if random people's homes get targeted, they're not the ones with the money and political influence...

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 5 dny +81

    Porch pirates fighting over packages would be totally something you'd see on South Park.

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen Před 5 dny +8

    My brother was in charge of one of adobes kitchens and was being trained to be the next cdc before he had to leave, I remember him talking about how strange the ceo was, where like there was an entire office floor filled with desks and computers and normal work stuff, but it’s only him up there and he had all his food hand delivered to the floor like some corporate overlord.
    Said sometimes he’d bring food up and see him just sitting in silence at a couple of computers. I could believe that man’s a supervillain

  • @udhh2619
    @udhh2619 Před 5 dny +18

    Stealing the flower pot was funny

  • @fishwoz17
    @fishwoz17 Před 5 dny +86

    Porch pirates don’t get caught because police would have to do some basic groundwork and investigation but they’re far too lazy to do that

    • @cs82271
      @cs82271 Před 5 dny +28

      Although there's absolutely lazy cops, a problem of this scale is definitely a problem of resources. Having several family members in law enforcement and having interned myself, thefts of ~$20 aren't even on the radar of most departments due to prioritizing other possible crimes. For example, to most law enforcement, stopping someone who's speeding is 100x more important than a porch pirate, because lives are in danger in this case.
      Summarized: minor theft, no matter how widespread, doesn't hold a torch to felony crimes.

    • @knuteknoll6747
      @knuteknoll6747 Před 5 dny +11

      @@cs82271you forgot that speeding and other traffic violations involves tickets, which directly gives the department money. You dont get to ticket someone for theft

    • @MoGumbo_
      @MoGumbo_ Před 5 dny +1

      @@knuteknoll6747 Speeding tickets and road violations are automated from the government, at least from my country

    • @dahat1992
      @dahat1992 Před 5 dny +2

      ​@@MoGumbo_If you're not in the US, you really have no idea. We're legit living in a police state.

    • @idk-ft6tl
      @idk-ft6tl Před 5 dny +3

      @@dahat1992 the fact that you're able to say that without fear of consequence means you're wrong lmao

  • @Baybren
    @Baybren Před 5 dny +3

    Some more details on the Starliner problems: the (first) issue was a helium leak that was small enough that the spacecraft could still function on its way up. As of a few days ago at least, they still had enough helium to make it back to earth even if the return trip took a few days longer. Apparently other spacecraft have flown with small leaks before as well, not sure which ones off the top of my head. There might have been more things that have come up since I heard all that though.
    Another thing, one of the reasons the launch was delayed for so long was a bad valve in the ULA rocket, not the Starliner - though the helium leak has been going this whole time...

  • @minafanboy
    @minafanboy Před 5 dny +1

    love these type of videos

  • @aaronpolite4281
    @aaronpolite4281 Před 5 dny +3

    That package had the fenny fen fennnnn in it

  • @TheLawVGHS
    @TheLawVGHS Před 5 dny +6

    Matt should feel lucky with only 2 packages stolen ever

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Před 5 dny

      Legit. The only reason mine never get stolen is cuz I go out the way to fully plan my delivery so I'm home. And I have tricks, like some dumb useless laser pointers aimed near the door that make intruders assume there's some crazy ass alarm system. Plus open blinds n my big dog.

  • @singletrack29349
    @singletrack29349 Před 5 dny +5

    Boeing was an amazing company, but then they bought Rockwell…. And Rockwell had a shit quality reputation. Unfortunately, the Rockwell quality issues came with the company, and Boeing’s quality went to shit.

    • @lanowyn
      @lanowyn Před 3 dny

      It's mostly the leadership change from the McDonnell Douglas merger but yes

  • @thedeleted117
    @thedeleted117 Před 5 dny +6

    "Still wanna try SOT" ?!?! MAN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING. The game is so much fun

    • @Slimmdy
      @Slimmdy Před 2 dny

      nah the games shit

  • @Kyrzmaa
    @Kyrzmaa Před 5 dny +21

    Those aren’t porch pirates, those are pack mules. And that’s not a package of socks, it’s most likely a package of drugs.

  • @Captain_Bobvious
    @Captain_Bobvious Před 5 dny +43

    NASA is supposed to be full of some of the smartest people on the planet and they still chose to partner with Boeing..

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Před 5 dny +13

      The smart ones weren’t charged with that decision, the people behind the challenger disaster were, just as the smart ones at Boeing didn’t cause the max8 disaster.
      This is almost always the case.

    • @tanklike4413
      @tanklike4413 Před 5 dny +1

      of those competing for the contract, name a better alternative. Lmao it's almost like you have 0 idea what you're talking about

    • @Cheese479
      @Cheese479 Před 5 dny +1

      @@tanklike4413🦧

    • @lilfattcatt7758
      @lilfattcatt7758 Před 5 dny +3

      @@tanklike4413id rather trust three illiterate teens from north philly over boeing to build a space ship

    • @tanklike4413
      @tanklike4413 Před 5 dny +1

      @@lilfattcatt7758 educate yourself

  • @NizKnight
    @NizKnight Před 5 dny +1

    Charlie is my favorite news station

  • @DarylHandsome
    @DarylHandsome Před 7 hodinami

    The box contained a flower pot

  • @veronicamckenzie3711
    @veronicamckenzie3711 Před 4 dny +3

    I'd bet they think it's a narcotic drop, if not they be fighting over a raffle mystery box which is INSANE

  • @kapu3746
    @kapu3746 Před 5 dny

    I'm pretty sure it depends on when you cancel. It's a one year agreement, so you have to pay monthly. Say it's $15 a month, over a year it's $180, so they somehow calculate it, maybe like 50% of the price left in the contract or something

  • @TofuofLight
    @TofuofLight Před 4 dny +1

    Remember that time Boeing assassinated a whistleblower? Wild

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 Před 3 dny

    5min in and wondering how the hell Boeing and "organoid intelligence" are gonna turn into package thief fights lol

  • @somethingdark66
    @somethingdark66 Před 15 hodinami

    If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going

  • @kobeali11
    @kobeali11 Před 5 dny +1

    We have got to the point as a society where we need package boxes instead of mail boxes

  • @nakedsnake4248
    @nakedsnake4248 Před 3 dny

    Brether boeing has always been a bunch of 911 impersonations

  • @ferinus1018
    @ferinus1018 Před 5 dny

    Boeing is just real life militech.

  • @skipker
    @skipker Před 5 dny

    Maybe it's Torrance Howard's math for OI😅😅😅

  • @NBaker197
    @NBaker197 Před 4 dny

    Can I just have you all imagine being a lil kid and saying “I’m gonna be an astronaut” finding out how hard it is and then saying “I don’t care how hard it is I wanna see space” working your whole life being the best in ur field that you can be just so you have a single shot at this astronaut thing, then you get ur mission and you’re super excited. And then you find out Boeing, the company that just had 2 whistleblowers talk about how unsafe they are get killed under mysterious circumstances is gonna make the thing that takes you up. This country is a fucking joke at this point I would welcome China if I were the astronauts

  • @hannahmelton5331
    @hannahmelton5331 Před 5 dny

    Do a stake out and confront Matt's porch pirate when she shows up.

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 Před dnem

    I wish they would have said what was in the box. The only thing I've ever had stolen from Amazon was actually by the Amazon worker. He put it down, took a photo of it, walked down the stairs and then came back up and grabbed it. It was a tablet and i know they can see it's a tablet BUT it was s $40 one i bought to use as like a video streamer for my security cameras 😂😂 Amazon replaced it of course.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger Před 5 dny

    If I lived in an area where this was common I would start buying cheap really nasty things

  • @TheUndeadMeastro
    @TheUndeadMeastro Před 5 dny

    They are testing out the brain computer dudes physically and have made massive discoveries recently.

  • @Feedback72
    @Feedback72 Před 5 dny +1

    Porch Pirate stuff starts here: 6:43

  • @mrmonkeyman88
    @mrmonkeyman88 Před 5 dny

    I wonder if Boeing is the reason why charlie is afraid to fly

  • @robliveoakiii8393
    @robliveoakiii8393 Před 3 dny

    I was one of the people that got the $90 charge. I had to call them and asked for a refund and they didnt fight me on it. If that aint proof they knew they were in the wrong i dont know what does. Actual horseshit

  • @clame3065
    @clame3065 Před 4 dny

    bro heard about organoid intelligence and literally said "nuh uh"

  • @kylebarnette8277
    @kylebarnette8277 Před 5 dny +5

    "Today Police In PA bust a local porch pirate ring, they say was masterminded by a local mailman" 😂😂
    Charlie look up glitter bomb package for pranking porch pirates

  • @bradtyson
    @bradtyson Před 2 dny

    Ahh so thats where all boeings maintenance money went 😂😂😂

  • @craychayofficial
    @craychayofficial Před 5 dny +2

    Stabs a man for HelloFresh

  • @VinegarPotato
    @VinegarPotato Před 5 dny

    Man this reminds me of playing envoys in Cosmic pvp Minecraft factions. I think I only got scrolls worth like 6-700k total in my lifetime and only made like 7mil over the the years I played to get two of the lowest ranks

  • @kaylaruth599
    @kaylaruth599 Před 5 dny +11

    Going on my first flight in a few hours and managed to get an airbus so hopefully my first flight won’t be my last

    • @Novsev9069
      @Novsev9069 Před 5 dny +2

      Imagine if you get to the airport and then something happens your plane and you have to go on a Boeing instead😂

    • @kaylaruth599
      @kaylaruth599 Před 5 dny +1

      @@Novsev9069 nooooooooo I’m already checked in please noooo

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Před 5 dny

      I will pray for you.

    • @kaylaruth599
      @kaylaruth599 Před 5 dny

      @@addison_v_ertisement1678 there was a delay and I’m not entirely certain but I’m pretty sure I’m on an airbus
      Idk the difference since this is my first flight
      Planes feel like they shouldn’t work and idk why or how to explain it but this feels like it shouldn’t work

    • @hossahunter22
      @hossahunter22 Před 5 dny

      Look up air France airbus crash... literally bad design by airbus caused everyone to doe in the Atlantic

  • @DKTeddyBear
    @DKTeddyBear Před 5 dny +1

    Boeing is making military planes for USA, where they make it properly it seems

  • @betoq2459
    @betoq2459 Před 6 dny +4

    Charlie White’s

  • @jakdabongr1pper820
    @jakdabongr1pper820 Před dnem

    I started smoking and almost stopped before they released beyond good and evil 2 and i been smoking for 15 years.

  • @michaela6073
    @michaela6073 Před 5 dny

    Do people think Boeing only designs commercial?

  • @gazzalanche
    @gazzalanche Před 5 dny

    Surely the astronauts would have failed their psych test yeah? Do you want to go in to space with Boeing? Yes......

  • @katy5298
    @katy5298 Před 5 dny

    I cant believe a game beat out Kingdom Hearts 3 on development

  • @user-xf4vx4rt3h
    @user-xf4vx4rt3h Před 5 dny +2

    we used to call china product bad and easy to break
    now we have boeing on western and DJI on china fck this timeline lol

  • @kodypolitza8844
    @kodypolitza8844 Před 5 dny +1

    THEB REFERENCED 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Joey-qv6dr
    @Joey-qv6dr Před 11 hodinami

    Why the fuck is Boeing still getting opportunities?

  • @kiwikrg
    @kiwikrg Před 5 dny +2

    In packages anymore to my place, it's literally just pet bedding for my snake and pads 😂 just imagining someone stealing my box of pads is so funny

    • @lilfattcatt7758
      @lilfattcatt7758 Před 5 dny +1

      Hey pads arent cheap 🤷‍♂️

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg Před 5 dny

      @@lilfattcatt7758 I know 😭 I gotta get organic ones rip

  • @getmoneygwap4239
    @getmoneygwap4239 Před 6 dny +2

    43 seconds is diabolical

  • @brodude1260
    @brodude1260 Před 5 dny

    Adobe has been great for me cancelling. I got a refund and offered to have 2 months free if I stayed. Maybe its a canada thing idk

  • @KeniYT0
    @KeniYT0 Před 5 dny +3

    "Biggest real estate deal on the planet"
    Come on if you're not seeing the scam in front of you after that sentence then you just dont need to have money. Its Heaven. If it was ON the planet, humanity would have found it, kicked its legs up behind the barn and exploited every ounce out of it by now.

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 Před 5 dny +1

    I wonder if it'd be illegal to just booby trap your yard. Like disable it for deliveries n stuff but have like, bear traps and pits to fuck up losers like porch pirates. I doubt it's legal but I'd love to know the line.

    • @John_EMIYA_Miller
      @John_EMIYA_Miller Před 4 dny

      Oh it is. I don't know exactly where the line is but I know bear and pit traps are past it.
      +Just checked, across the board because traps can't discern between friend and foe.+

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 Před 2 dny

      in a perfect world.

  • @ImNotBonkrs
    @ImNotBonkrs Před 5 dny +1

    If it’s a pink bic lighter them shits rare why would you get mad at that honestly highly doubt it was a bic one tho

  • @lilfattcatt7758
    @lilfattcatt7758 Před 5 dny

    Im from PA theres a high chance theyre both junkies of some sort
    Also the owners prolly weren’t home or else there is a not 0% chance they would’ve both been shot

  • @luisaguilar5343
    @luisaguilar5343 Před 5 dny

    6:44

  • @danksonic
    @danksonic Před 5 dny

    🗿

  • @devonsfaded420
    @devonsfaded420 Před 6 dny +3

    oh yaaaa vector

  • @amosdodson4022
    @amosdodson4022 Před 5 dny

    It could be drugs maybe ? Why else would of them be waiting for a package? Probably sent it to a neighbor so it's not to their house and he probably went in with the other guy and tried to cut him out so they both tried to get it

  • @amateural
    @amateural Před 5 dny

    Not to defend adobe. But assuming the "annual, paid monthly" plan is a "monthly" plan is like buying a $40 product through a pay later service and being surprised when you owe them 10$ a month for 4 months and are charged a fee when you try to cancel 2 months in.
    Fuck adobe, but this seems to be a reading comprehension issue

  • @justinr.116
    @justinr.116 Před 5 dny +2

    If only you could defend your private property

  • @kehylp
    @kehylp Před 5 dny +6

    FREE THEB

    • @TheEvilHubert
      @TheEvilHubert Před 5 dny

      Real

    • @soupking5392
      @soupking5392 Před 5 dny

      Shloap?

    • @onlinecitizen3266
      @onlinecitizen3266 Před 5 dny

      I don't understand. This guy just goes in the game and trolls? Why do we care about freeing him? I'd say screw him, but I know almost 0 about this chump

    • @AndreIsCooked
      @AndreIsCooked Před 5 dny +1

      @@onlinecitizen3266 Its about the unfair treatment. Theb doesn't deserve the treatment he's been receiving and Rare is banning people because they don't like him. He posted a video where he got banned in the middle of fighting an actual cheater. They banned Theb, but not the cheater.

    • @soupking5392
      @soupking5392 Před 3 dny +1

      @@onlinecitizen3266 If you know nothing than dont say anything fr He literally hops on the game to play the game and gets banned the only reason Rare doesn’t like him is because Rare is too lazy to fix theyre own game and Theb is literally just too good for the game. People complain and report for hacking when he doesn’t hack he only uses glitches in the game that anyone can use. He brings light to the salty side of gamers and Im all for freeing Theb because he literally does nothing wrong but play good and make funny content on a video game

  • @ren20001
    @ren20001 Před 6 dny +155

    33 seconds and no views? It's ok charlie you're doing great!!!

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr Před 5 dny +1

    You have become what you hate. You are literally Jinx now.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies Před 15 hodinami

      Huh who is jinx

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr Před 14 hodinami

      @@tweenytwinkies Penguinz0 aka a react CZcamsr

  • @JaredKisiel
    @JaredKisiel Před 6 dny +1

    Moist

  • @WHOISG-REX
    @WHOISG-REX Před 4 dny

    Do people actually believe we go to space? Lmfao

    • @zudn
      @zudn Před dnem

      Do you believe the earth is flat ?

    • @WHOISG-REX
      @WHOISG-REX Před dnem +1

      @@zudn absolutely not dummy

  • @MCwaver
    @MCwaver Před 6 dny +2

    You guys aren’t original. Stop it. Ifykyk

  • @adamyoung9132
    @adamyoung9132 Před 5 dny

    The ridiculous fear mongering about Boeing planes needs to stop. Thousands of flights per day and a lot of the issues that keep getting brought up aren't even Boeing's fault. The Max 7 software change and the door repair that failed are legit but even those are overblown in the grand scheme of things.

  • @loki115_s
    @loki115_s Před 5 dny

    I hope charles is not a pdfl

    • @udhh2619
      @udhh2619 Před 5 dny +4

      Don't say that weird stuff

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Před 5 dny

      There is absolutely no evidence that he is. Why are you commenting this. That's like saying "Oh, I sure do hope aliens don't steal my cat" while having no confirmation that aliens exist. There just isn't any reason to be worried.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies Před 15 hodinami

      man what tf