@@warmapplesause2672 Nationality - Your citizenship, your passport Ethnicity - Blood Every american ever, who are so proud to be american, refuse to call themselves americans and just "I'm italian/irish/german" just because their great great great grandmother moved from that place 150 years ago, and that is the only person who were actually german in their family.
Yeah cuz he knew the rest of the story. you guys are so cringe how many losers in this comment section are literally gonna say the exact same thing. Bruh go find a personality
@@chadgrov I bet you can't see your toes, big belly. Your personality is commenting on comments and trying to change people like you're Jesus. Jesus was cool, you're lame
My dad did this with philly cheese steaks. He ate 3, thought he was having a heart attack, the emts thought he was having a heart attack, the emergency doctors thought he was having a heart attack, but actually his sodium and cholesterol were so high the EKG couldnt read him properly. 😂
It was probably flash pulmonary edema. This would happen every time my Dad would sneak salty foods. He seemed to think if we didn't know, then he would be fine🙄🤦♀️😂
I'm only 35 and when I stand all day while eating salty snacks, my legs balloon and I have shortness of breath. I've been though lab tests and I'm normal, but on those days I feel like I'm gonna die.
@@DGRIFF You may be having issues with hypertension. Do you take your blood pressure, when you feel that way? Also, try wearing compression stockings. They are a game changer. I know a lot of surgeons and medical professionals wear them because they stand all day
@@TPilly I definitely believe he exaggerated the story (and mistakenly misquoted the doctors). But I have also seen and heard Tampa Tony and I find it easy to believe that he has had serious health issues, because of his own bad decisions🤷♀️😂
I know stav had heard the story already so he knew he turned out fine, but when he started chuckling after Chris said he had a year to live I was like Jesus man is a savage 😂😂
I did that with mashed potatoes once. I made a whipped mash that consists of: -potato -bacon bits -green onion -aged white cheddar cheese -sour cream -whipped cream -irish butter -Maldon salt -white pepper -MSG I was having a dinner party and I cooked the mash first enough for 6-8 people. I set them aside and moved on to other dishes. I was starving so grabbed a little bowl of potatoes to get me by. Then I grabbed a little more, a little more, a bit more, another scoop, & another little bowl full. I realized I had almost consumed around 3lbs of potatoes. I've never done that before. I had to rush so hard to make more I went into my hyper chef mode to get it done. I am a real chef actually. After we finished dinner we sat down to have drinks and I had heart burn and borderline chest pains. I attributed it to the mashed I had eaten otherwise I would have gone to hospital for sure because of the extreme discomfort I was in lol. I learned a valuable lesson that day. Now when I finish one of my super good signature dishes I wrap it up and put it at a distance away from me!!
For real though this is why you gotta mention what you’ve eaten recently. Not saying they didn’t, just in my experience healthcare workers don’t always think to ask “Did you eat anything to cause this spike in sugar/sodium/whatever?” they just assume it’s a medical issue.
As an Italian, the lasagna story is Hella relatable.
You're probably just another american
@@hAn_TYkjedo you say that to
Mexican Americans who claims they are Mexican? Or only to those of European descent
@@sjalusi1 Anyone born in america who claim to be anything but american. They are literally just that. american. it's not special.
@@hAn_TYkje You're confusing ethnicity with nationality
@@warmapplesause2672 Nationality - Your citizenship, your passport
Ethnicity - Blood
Every american ever, who are so proud to be american, refuse to call themselves americans and just "I'm italian/irish/german" just because their great great great grandmother moved from that place 150 years ago, and that is the only person who were actually german in their family.
“The hospital said he had about a year left to live”
Stav: *laughs uncontrollably*
😂😂😂
He's laughing because he knows his guests father is ok and still kicking
the guest does say "two christmases ago" so its been more than two years
Stavvy is like: goals
Brother he squashed those goals
@@AndrewKidd14145then he ate the squash
@@psilocybicacid7667then shat the squash and ate the shit
hes laughing at the fact someone get sent to the hospital for something he does daily😂
@@psilocybicacid7667isn’t that a vegetable? Stav would never.
"he probably has a year or two" Stavvy bursts out laughing
He knew lmao hes had a few of those scares 😭
Yeah cuz he knew the rest of the story. you guys are so cringe how many losers in this comment section are literally gonna say the exact same thing. Bruh go find a personality
@@chadgrov shut up
@@andyliss9144 nah that one sucks get a better personality
@@chadgrov I bet you can't see your toes, big belly. Your personality is commenting on comments and trying to change people like you're Jesus. Jesus was cool, you're lame
My dad did this with philly cheese steaks. He ate 3, thought he was having a heart attack, the emts thought he was having a heart attack, the emergency doctors thought he was having a heart attack, but actually his sodium and cholesterol were so high the EKG couldnt read him properly. 😂
Just 'Merica things
🐐
Stav laughing at his future self (i.e. in five years or less)
Tomorrow
no he’s gonna be bouncing his grandchildren on his knee, he just has to get over the foot injury.
"Do you enjoy being fat" "yeah, im a little bitch" lol, all love
Thats him right now🤣
@@_Drewpy He can see further into the future because of his Thousand Island Starel.
Stav laughing for now....
hahahahahahaha
Ohh brutal!! Not wrong thou
He’ll be laughing for as long as he doesn’t eat an entire tray of lasagna
BE NICE
Everybody dies bruh. Get over yourself. Do what you want
I bet he tells the story differently and that a whole tray of lasagna cured his heart.
It was probably flash pulmonary edema. This would happen every time my Dad would sneak salty foods. He seemed to think if we didn't know, then he would be fine🙄🤦♀️😂
I'm only 35 and when I stand all day while eating salty snacks, my legs balloon and I have shortness of breath. I've been though lab tests and I'm normal, but on those days I feel like I'm gonna die.
@@DGRIFF You may be having issues with hypertension. Do you take your blood pressure, when you feel that way? Also, try wearing compression stockings. They are a game changer. I know a lot of surgeons and medical professionals wear them because they stand all day
😅
I promise Chris made this story up like he makes up everything he says. He’s a comedian. He jokes
@@TPilly I definitely believe he exaggerated the story (and mistakenly misquoted the doctors). But I have also seen and heard Tampa Tony and I find it easy to believe that he has had serious health issues, because of his own bad decisions🤷♀️😂
I ate so much pizza in, I think 2017. That I didn't poop for bout 7 days and was hospitalized. I really love pizza man.
Understandable af
I mean if they didn't want me to eat that much. Why make it so damn good?
Just start giving yourself enemas if you haven’t pooped in 3 days and you’ll be good bro.
Holesome story.
Worth it
Human Garfield goes to hospital 😂😂
Dude every story I hear about his dad makes him more and more legendary
Bro overdosed on lasagna 😭
I love stavvys laugh the whole way thru 😂 😅 At first it was a *holy shit hes dying* laugh to *holy shit thats insane* laugh
Honestly that laugh got him all the way thru Cumtown into his standup. It’s his signature thing.
Bless stavs enlarged heart
Stav looks more and more like a pile of melting ice cream
Stav is laughing hysterically and this is gonna be him for real anytime soon
He cheat the system 👍
Just like how you made it through English class.
Damn. Stavvy stopped his workout series and got on the lasagna program hard. 😂
I know stav had heard the story already so he knew he turned out fine, but when he started chuckling after Chris said he had a year to live I was like Jesus man is a savage 😂😂
Ayo pops is a G. Thats my boy. Thats me all day. Much love and respect
Definitely doable. Between my father in law and myself, we ate a tray of lasagna on his birthday.
i love stav and the irony of this clip kind of bums me out
Fucking Garfield at a christmas party.
Dude you have the best sense of humor lol!
Cracking up at someone’s Fathers near death experience haha :)
The long form version of this story was so good. One of my favorite podcast episodes in a minute.
Stavvy laughs this off but Nick had the right call about his end.
What eating himself to death? Of course! Adam and Nick's constant mockery was the only thing keeping him from literally becoming Homer Simpson
@matthewmcallister9354 who???
Bro, I don't get where these weirdos hating on Stavvy come from
@raimarulightning listen to Stavs old podcast cumtown, it'll explain a lot. All jokes about Stav are made with love no worries
@@raimarulightningI'm sure you don't get a lot of things.
@@raimarulightning you never listened to cum town?
Saw you in Austin filming the Fat Rascal special. I hadn’t laughed that hard in years.
Now THIS was fucking hilarious
His dads a fears to fathom character
Stavvy laughing but he doesn't seem too far from that
Stavvy, Jimmy Carr, and Bill Burr have the most contagious laughs in the business lol
Stav laughing makes me laugh. Him laughing at his dad dying makes me laugh even more. He’s a funny fckr 😂
A true hero
Stav laughing at the absolute destined way he's going to go in like 15 years is just so funny
I don’t why the hospital is surprised by this, this happens almost every thanksgiving
Love how he laughs before the story turns around 😂
Nicks special talking about lasagna breakfast really starting to make sense
Holy shit stav got even fatter that is crazy
it’s because he’s been busy working (going on podcasts [that he hates doing because it’s too much work])
Go check the latest Bad Friends pod with him in it
I did that with mashed potatoes once. I made a whipped mash that consists of:
-potato
-bacon bits
-green onion
-aged white cheddar cheese
-sour cream
-whipped cream
-irish butter
-Maldon salt
-white pepper
-MSG
I was having a dinner party and I cooked the mash first enough for 6-8 people. I set them aside and moved on to other dishes. I was starving so grabbed a little bowl of potatoes to get me by. Then I grabbed a little more, a little more, a bit more, another scoop, & another little bowl full. I realized I had almost consumed around 3lbs of potatoes. I've never done that before. I had to rush so hard to make more I went into my hyper chef mode to get it done. I am a real chef actually. After we finished dinner we sat down to have drinks and I had heart burn and borderline chest pains. I attributed it to the mashed I had eaten otherwise I would have gone to hospital for sure because of the extreme discomfort I was in lol. I learned a valuable lesson that day. Now when I finish one of my super good signature dishes I wrap it up and put it at a distance away from me!!
Lmfao ghe story telling was Great 😂
This is the most Italian thing I have heard in my life
For real though this is why you gotta mention what you’ve eaten recently. Not saying they didn’t, just in my experience healthcare workers don’t always think to ask “Did you eat anything to cause this spike in sugar/sodium/whatever?” they just assume it’s a medical issue.
Stav taking notes
That's such a good Dad story!
That is the manliest Christmas story 😂
A legend is born
Stavvy laughed so hard it looked like he was gonna pop 😂
Imagine having to go to the bathroom after this fella is done expelling that lasagna 😭
This was one of the best Stavvys world eps
Dude Stavvy's laughs are the best
Stavros is lucky to make the end of every short!!!😂😂 He's got conglomerate lard failure!!
Stavvy is impressed
Stavvys laugh is contagious as shit lmao
I imagine his father as Tony Soprano except he can only say “gabagol”
Your Dad has got some fucking metabolism on him, fuck yeah.
Man presenting to the emergency room with lasagnaemia. Lasagna meaning lasagna, and emia meaning presence in blood.
Just when I thought man…
I’m getting too fat stav comes in and saved me from my intrusive thoughts lol
The ghosts of his ancestors watching him go through this just going completely apeshit. This is like the superbowl for them
I want doctor Mike to react to this and see if there’s any medics truth in it lmaoo
Quality episode lol 😂 good stuff Chrissy
I love Rascal Fats laugh. Its too good
“A whole fckn tray in there!”
he got a lasagnia stuck on his esophagus, "DA BEARS!" - CHRIS FARLEY
He was at least 1% lasagna
That’s fucking gangster 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dudes Dad is the 🐐
His dad is a legend.
Stavs like "that's the dream scenario!" Rumor has it he's been shooting up sea salts ever since
Bro doing the interview IS a entire trey of lasagna
That's so freaking Italian 😂😂😂
He almost poisoned himself with salt.. jfc!!!
Straight up Garfield
Dr's. "You have a year left"
Dad's. "Naaah, fuck you, gimme a day"
Basically he’s lasagna proof.
I have never heard of a hospital rerun tests like that but OK glad he’s all right
this man has goggins koing him on replay in my mind
Stav has a golden laugh
That’s like something my pit bull would do
Bro you don't need to add that much salt to food lmao
A whole tray of lasgna? They better start calling him Garfield.
Ah yes, 'Digestive Heart Failure'
Snapple Fact: Italians rank number one in being saved by miracles.
You had stavi at "ate entire trey of lasagna"
A good lasagna is always gonna be worth it no matter what🤣
Epic Garfield moment
this whole time i’m just imagining his dad as garfield
Finally chris tells a non bit story. And it is hilarious
Buddy can’t handle his lasagna
Stav really does have a fat rascal laugh 😂
Why does Stav look like a cross between Bert Kreischer and Ron Jeremy?
This could be an excerpt outta a Malcolm gladwell novel
This is the stories that make people scared of salt for no reason
That's some Garfield shit
His sad has to write a book only a New York city Italian man can be like that lol
I'm not Italian but I would 100% fuck up a whole tray of lasagna like no one's business lmao
I need to try this lasagna
Sadly the machines wouldnt be lying about Stav
If I must die, let it be with my lasagnmilia.
Dudes laugh haunts my dreams so annoying