My favourite part is the whole buildup to that: "But we can't define what an invisible wall is without first defining what an invisible wall is (???). There are two parts to "invisible wall": invisible and wall (duh). To qualify as invisible, it means you can't see it (DUH)" That whole part felt like a fever dream
honestly the original clip of that one wall that spontaniously kills mario for no reason is way funnier in context. That poor speedrunner just having his day ruined was hilarious
After watching his video, I learned the secrets of squish cancelling. Now I can proceed to squish cancel all over my house (it makes for a cool party trick)
Agreed. If the invisible wall never technically starts or has to end, you can't just say it's not an invisible wall even though the wall is clearly being held.
I think from now on if I ever have to use a euphemism like “unalived” or “game ended” instead of died or whatever, I’m just gonna say “entered the state of having no hat”. I don’t even care if it just confuses people, it’s for my own mental health.
"If you get squished enough to take damage, you stay squished forever." This line nearly made me choke on cereal, came out of nowhere and hit me like a freight train.
I really like that this video gives no context. I see way too many « X but out of context » videos that give the context before the funny/weird thing happens. This actually has no context. Thank you
This is a great love letter to a pretty long video in which I ultimately learned a bunch of things I will never use in my life, but was endlessly entertained by regardless
@@dascandy actually they're often also defined using third degree polynomials, which notably aren't usually parabolas. Also unless you're like in notepad or something the emojis are actually defined using images so if they did it right the rainbow emoji is a pixelated circle, as it should be
@@masela01 Looking at the opentype and truetype font specification right now, and it's always quadratic bezier curves for any kind of glyph defined in its GLYF table, which (iirc) is still the main table. And emojis are defined with an acyclic graph of transformations on glyphs combined in some ways. Or a plain stack of colored glyphs, in old versions. The rainbow emoji is most likely six separate arcs with defined colors, defined as a simple stack.
@@masela01 The new version of the COLR table has gradient specifications. It's what I've been breaking my head on for the past few days - implementing the radial gradients as they're specified. The opentype page on COLR at Microsoft has nice images to show how it should look, but not much math to make it happen.
"Being in the state of having no hat" needs to be the next "Really depressing and naive", especially since we can't say that about TJ "Henry" Yoshi anymore.
I love how some of these are edited like "We're going to spend the rest of forever filling it out" but some, like "Mario hit a wall, which happens when Mario hits a wall" are literally just what it says
This is hilarious. I've watched about an hour of the full video, so I can recognize these clips... And I love how some of them are actually 'out of context', but some are YTP-type shit. Too good.
Wait a minute... this isn't an out-of-context video! THIS IS A YTP!
Outta bounds
Outta bounds
Outta bounds
*EXPLOSION!!!*
It's okay, I didn't know the first minute either XD
But I'm happy it is
Because CZcams is, where the poop is!
i didnt notice until it was a minute and 24
An important difference that would have made me click faster.
You forgot the best one
"The term 'invisible wall' has two parts: 'Invisible' and 'Wall'."
'Mono' means 'one', and 'rail' means 'rail'!
"You picked one? Ok, well, you're wrong." 💀 He got me
that part is great
this dude ia legend 😂😂😂
that is the best part of the video lol
0:39 my hungry ass could not be working at the upper step factory
Honestly my favorite part of the entire vid
You missed a really good one. "In order for it to qualify as a wall, you'd think I'd say it has to be a wall..."
*BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF*
Ex…POSED!
My favourite part is the whole buildup to that:
"But we can't define what an invisible wall is without first defining what an invisible wall is (???). There are two parts to "invisible wall": invisible and wall (duh). To qualify as invisible, it means you can't see it (DUH)"
That whole part felt like a fever dream
@@edoardocaccia6226 This line has played in my head on loop since the first time I heard it
Sounds like a shitty ytp I saw
It was an ACNH one and they were talking about houses
"If you own a house, you own a house. Yu Yu You own a house"
Every frame
Steal Mario's hat
If he's out of bounds, *kill him*
Else give him his hat back
I love how deranged it sounds. It's so funny.
If (Mario.position == outOfBoundsPoint) {
stealHisWallet();
}
@@brandonbombplays9304 More like
if (mario.floorBelow == Nothing) {
stealMariosWallet();
}
She squish cancel on my invisible wall till I be in the state of having no hat
so true, bars
Art!
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
This is such a funny joke Jeremy! Tell your mom I said hi!
See that upper step? *bites*
No shit!
it tasted chalky- *dies*
@@chikmchezball2760shut up
sorry
@@chikmchezball2760 Hey Bowser, check out my new cut
and then bro entered the state of having no hat
"be in the state of having no hat" is so funny
The fact that some of these aren’t even edited shows how funny pannen can be.
CZcams Poop, in 2024?
Maybe the internet isn’t so bad, after all!
It never left
it has been the one constant in my life since 2007
Hit up iteachvader, your life will be better, I promise
We need an entire niche genre of people making YTPs from extremely lengthy and technical video game essays
We need one of summoning salt videos taken out of context
@@someaccount5200DaThings made a YTP of Summoning Salt called “Speedfolded”.
honestly the original clip of that one wall that spontaniously kills mario for no reason is way funnier in context. That poor speedrunner just having his day ruined was hilarious
I lost my shit when 3:50 was brought up in the original video, it is such an insane metaphor.
I deadass almost punched my monitor when he said that
@@torus9657where's the whimsy in your heart
the worst part is that it did get me to instantly understand it perfectly without context
Squish cancel is the new meta
a squish cancel is a squish cancel, you can't say it's only a half
He do be double jumping tho
I love how pannenkoek is embracing his sillier side with the newer videos
i feel like when the 0.5 rolling rocks video became popular, they started realizing just how absurd mario 64 logic sounds and just embraced it
"Mario hit a wall, which happens when mario hits a wall."
the whole "mario stops having his hat on" bit is by far the most hilarious lmao
did anyone ever stops having his hat on like this in the history of the game??
@@strangefishman7635 well there are a couple of real clips shown in the original video so yes
@@anto8722i was just quoting the bit lol
@@strangefishman7635 oh mbmb i’m sorry
@@anto8722it's alright bro
This was so funny I hope memes come out of this video to stay forever, like talking parallel universes to explain mario 64 and half an a press
*So let's look at it from the side, and let's look at it from above*
After watching his video, I learned the secrets of squish cancelling. Now I can proceed to squish cancel all over my house (it makes for a cool party trick)
then youll be in the state of having no hat
My favorite part was when he said "It's squancellin' time!" and then he squish cancelled all over the place
Ah yes, my all-time favorite bible part: when Moses invisiwall'd the water apart à la clock hand from Tick Tock Clock like a canal for all to pass.
3:37 massive missed opportunity to make him say "and you, who's in a state of having no hat"
I really think it should have YTP in the title, but the video itself in pretty good. Good job.
"You're wrong."
~Pancake
An invisible wall is an invisible wall. You can't say it's only half.
You need to update your home to the death barrier
Agreed. If the invisible wall never technically starts or has to end, you can't just say it's not an invisible wall even though the wall is clearly being held.
Fellow trans lesbian Pannenkoek fan!! Hi
I think from now on if I ever have to use a euphemism like “unalived” or “game ended” instead of died or whatever, I’m just gonna say “entered the state of having no hat”. I don’t even care if it just confuses people, it’s for my own mental health.
I give this video a happy face.
This video made me squish cancel
"See that upper step?" *nom*
Me: No shit!
2:00 is absolutely my favorite part! Pannen sound so cute and adorable encouraging Mario to slide off the invisible wall to his death, lmao
wondrous journey
fast flaps
Indeed
"And fourth, Mario hit a wall, which happens when Mario hits a wall"
I don't think that's even edited lmao
It isn't, I watched the video
This makes me want to see a full intricately crafted ytp of the invis wall video
The Moses parting the red sea thing killed me when i watched the original video
Gonna be mumbling ‘squish push squish cancel’ to myself all day
"If you get squished enough to take damage, you stay squished forever."
This line nearly made me choke on cereal, came out of nowhere and hit me like a freight train.
The cut at 1:24 😂
He was greatly surprised!!
It's perfect
*_WHAT_*
WHAT
The ceiling juts out, the floor juts out, the ceiling juts out…
Am I watchin a three hour long video on invisible walls because of one, very funny YTP?
HELL YEAHHH
"so it just goes to show, he'll be in the state of having no hat"
no fucking way
2:48 best part 😂
M64 youtube just had its biggest renaissance after the first iceberg video thanks to pannenkoek
Pannen has strong Etho vibes
I really like that this video gives no context. I see way too many « X but out of context » videos that give the context before the funny/weird thing happens. This actually has no context. Thank you
1:26 final cry of a Mario player as their soul leaves their body from the shock of Mario losing his hat
no "hey look, i made mario into a traffic cone"?
2:50 got me loling hard when i first saw it
"Its like Moses parting the red seas, but its the clock hands parting the invisible walls"
Shakespeare been real quiet since this one dropped
0:39 See that upper step?
*chomp*
when there's smoke, they pinch back!
This is less of an out of context and more of a CZcams poop
I like squish logic
0:38 see that upper step? *chomp*
This is a great love letter to a pretty long video in which I ultimately learned a bunch of things I will never use in my life, but was endlessly entertained by regardless
what really got me was the summoning salt clip
i'm gonna tell my kids this was "Gödel, Escher, Bach"
You can tell that trying to explain this buggy nightmare was slowly eating away at Pannen's brain.
0:39
yumby :)
"now let's go back and talk about the squish push. A squish push. let's take a closer look."
>immediately moves on to squish cancel 😂
Need a compilation of every time PK says "invisible wall", "no hat", and "squish"
Finally, a true out of Context Video that ACTULLY PUTS THE CLIPS OUT OF CONTEXT
"surely it would take like a thousand years before this ever happened to someone by chance, right?"
*Hard Cut*
"WHAT..!!"
"For *Forever* "
that rainbow at the end being a parabola instead of a circle is like the biggest act of blasphemy i have ever seen
Technically, all characters in fonts are defined with parabolas too, including the rainbow emoji. The more you know 🌈
@@dascandy actually they're often also defined using third degree polynomials, which notably aren't usually parabolas. Also unless you're like in notepad or something the emojis are actually defined using images so if they did it right the rainbow emoji is a pixelated circle, as it should be
@@masela01 Looking at the opentype and truetype font specification right now, and it's always quadratic bezier curves for any kind of glyph defined in its GLYF table, which (iirc) is still the main table. And emojis are defined with an acyclic graph of transformations on glyphs combined in some ways. Or a plain stack of colored glyphs, in old versions. The rainbow emoji is most likely six separate arcs with defined colors, defined as a simple stack.
@@dascandy huh. interesting, i wonder how the shading on some emojis is done then cuz some are like very gradientey, but yeah didnt know that lol
@@masela01 The new version of the COLR table has gradient specifications. It's what I've been breaking my head on for the past few days - implementing the radial gradients as they're specified. The opentype page on COLR at Microsoft has nice images to show how it should look, but not much math to make it happen.
1:23 "WHAT-" XD
need a "but anyway" compilation, i swear he says it like 50 times throughout the entire video
im upset you didnt put "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, ITS A DUCK"
fuck im old, it's like there's something ive been missing out on my head for years and it's this!!!
1:09 Ugh thanks for finally explaining this! Mario not having his hat has been bugging me for years!
They forgot my favorite one: "This invisible wall is made of out of bounds."
In all seriousness, this video is awesome lol
Squish doesn't sound like a real word anymore
Pannenkoek YTPs are my new favourite genre of youtube video
Didn't realize how insane "You can tell them you can jump off the edge and survive" sounded ooc
This is incredible. Thank you
This is so densely dank, ty
okay i didnt expect a youtube poop out of a video essay but im not complaining
BRO, summoning salt and pannenkoke crossover? Best video essay every made
0:28 this had me laughing out loud 😂
I am STILL disturbed by that parabolic rainbow.
"Being in the state of having no hat" needs to be the next "Really depressing and naive", especially since we can't say that about TJ "Henry" Yoshi anymore.
it's so funny knowing the guy and knowing he uses the angry face seriously also he is super autisitc :3
I wasn't expecting a genuinely good ytp
I love how some of these are edited like "We're going to spend the rest of forever filling it out" but some, like "Mario hit a wall, which happens when Mario hits a wall" are literally just what it says
Okay, now I wanna make an actual full on ytp out of that video
The Mario loses his hat segment made me laugh more than it should have
This is hilarious. I've watched about an hour of the full video, so I can recognize these clips... And I love how some of them are actually 'out of context', but some are YTP-type shit. Too good.
I laughed at this a lot more than I should've.
This needs more views
Ukiki realized the power of the holy corpse. Behold. Love Train.
the world if nintendo decided to make walls with slight inclines clip ceilings
oh my god the file selection theme is back in its rightful place, thank you
You stay squished...*FOREVER*
this is just a ytp i love it
This feels like a PragerU YTP.
The squish part is the funniest.
"You can say to your friends 'I bet you 10 dollars I can jump off the edge and survive.' Easy way to make money" 💀
Wow this is so well edited XD
See that upper step?
*CRUNCH*