It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@liluhua8159 Didn't the US also participate in the Balkan wars in the 90's and 00's? Edit: okay, I spent a minute of Google and found a complete list of wars involving the US on Wikipedia. Link below: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States Edit[2]: Turns out that, since WWII, America fought in 24 conflicts around the world, all of which are listed in the linked page. Of the 24 conflicts: 14 are listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 4 as inconclusive and 2 as defeats. At this page instead ( en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China ) you can find conflicts in which the PRC was involved, for a total of 20. Of these 20 we have: 8 listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 7 as indecisive and 1 as defeat. Overall, while both China and the US have formidable militaries, the latter has a better victory/conflict ratio (35/60 v. 24/60) and the former has a better victory/defeat ratio (7/1 v. 8/1). The picture that we get out of this is that of two successful superpowers; one of which (China) tends to have a more cautious foreign policy.
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
All China's military knows how to do is march. They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
Vtmgll in 1940s in wwii the Chinese army used fists and household items. But those don’t work so they pretty much give little resistance also. Attacked Japanese for their guns and fight back alright. It honestly very cool to just see those people strong enough to put a fight on people with guns. Edit : how is this related? They didn’t use guns to get guns. Edit 2 : I fixed some of my words because it sounds insane
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different. But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
It’s just a few lines of each branch of the service, repeated over and over by computer. If you look towards the end of the clip you’ll see the white road markings jump back every few seconds, don’t watch the marchers, look at what they’re marching on. Aside from that this is absolutely brilliant. Love it, well done to the person who created it.
I find it interesting, how in the wider shots, I thought " Thats the chinese army" and in the close shots you can see, they are all different, all people. I also find it funny how you could imagine this being a very well co-ordinated flash mob.
Beautiful! Incredible discipline, especially with so many people! It's so interesting to see that they appear to be exclusively about the same height too! 😆😆 Synchronicity of movement, symmetry of design. Mmhmm 😌😌 nice to see.
*Red China: the world's best mass-dance troupe. (Especially when the women-soldiers go into battle wearing go-go boots, surrounded by all the seamen...)*
@@whannabi hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
How teachers expect us to move when half of the school is on fire
Hey,i think i saw you on that arab throat video
😂😂😂😂
Most underrated comment. Good one!!😂🤣
Jian Goh you what?
@@johnnodadgriffin6432 wtf
Actually, “China Army” looks like a good name for a band
LobsterManUnknown • haha
A band with 3 000 000 members.
It's Red Army, champ.
The latest video czcams.com/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/video.html
It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
Chrome:*doesn't open*
Me:*clicked 69 times*
Chrome:
Lmao
Hahahahhaga
@CoH gamer AWESOME Cuz its Nice
North Korean Army ft. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive: *finally a worthy opponent*
They’re allies tho
@@section9ag247 I say China is just itching to take over them
@@J_X999 not surprised about that
our battle will be legendary!
I like “drop the bomb on me “ ft North Korea 🇰🇵
0:23 when your so in synced that is starts to lag...
The Matrix couldn't process it.
Download more ram
Now we know what caused the world to heat up....
Servers cant handle this much players in one place
*CHN* : 1.400.050.000/256 Ping: 999
My new aesthetic is military marches to the tune of electro pop. CZcams has ruined me.
Lemme introduce you to Neon Synth Socialist State North Korean Wave
czcams.com/video/xoCjUrVAFG0/video.html
Same... I think this is actually not a bad thing though
sadly and underpopulated genre
may I also recommend the Red Army Choir's version of Western Songs?
czcams.com/video/-F832ZZNRV0/video.html
Stfu and gtfo with you and your dumb aesthetic
@@glipk dont cry boi
I just want future historians to know that this is peak comedy for our time
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@liluhua8159 Didn't the US also participate in the Balkan wars in the 90's and 00's?
Edit: okay, I spent a minute of Google and found a complete list of wars involving the US on Wikipedia. Link below:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
Edit[2]: Turns out that, since WWII, America fought in 24 conflicts around the world, all of which are listed in the linked page.
Of the 24 conflicts: 14 are listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 4 as inconclusive and 2 as defeats.
At this page instead ( en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China ) you can find conflicts in which the PRC was involved, for a total of 20.
Of these 20 we have: 8 listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 7 as indecisive and 1 as defeat.
Overall, while both China and the US have formidable militaries, the latter has a better victory/conflict ratio (35/60 v. 24/60) and the former has a better victory/defeat ratio (7/1 v. 8/1).
The picture that we get out of this is that of two successful superpowers; one of which (China) tends to have a more cautious foreign policy.
@@liluhua8159 you part of the fifty cent army?
As Tsar Peter III might have said, "There's nothing more fun than making a bunch of soldiers march around".
Russians: We don't about Tsar here
Stress on the word 'might'
Wise Words from the Tsar
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
@@CosmicFishFaced doubt
Chinese army was specially designed to relieve OCD.
DANIEL BONILLA It is CDO! That's OCD in alphabetical order, THE WAY IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!
@@backtofront5162 They are the dickheads that make up most of your things. Dont diss the chinese
@@vixonhq3417 which often breaks easily, also the maker of coronavirus disease
DANIEL BONILLA they were trained hard to get in the parade as it is a huge honour
Vienz Ian Lawas look up where coronavirus is from, it’s from the west and evolved in China
"200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way"
@superdiskboi yeah but that’s bs because even if they could pay for the equipment they’d be target practice for bombers
@@isziahs5951 So you think they're going to be in one place at once in the 3rd largest country in the world
@@Freedom-qf5jf stop making fun, you know they don’t learned geography.
1)gather 3000 billion people
2)USA: ?????
3)obliterate everything with atomic bombs
@Musa Ahmad sorry, I left that sentence without finishing. Bombers escorted by over half the US Air Force, Navy, and her allies. Suck it China
China: *copies ‘Generic Soldier’ file*
China: *smashes paste few hundred times*
When you into creative mode in Minecraft and spam spawn eggs
When you're too lazy to make variety in the NPC soldier models
I love how it's been 8 years but he's still hearting comments and replying to them lol
Ah the clone army is finally ready for deployment.
hello there
You must be proud
Generaaal kenobiii
How bold of you
I love democracy
God, the image stabilization here is insane
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I like to think the CCP have seen this and actually find it really funny, though they'd never admit it
me too bro
@@MaloureTV Imagine if civilians did something like that all synchronized and everything up to the point that the people recording begin to lag
@@Hans-Georg_Buddne oh man, i wish i was a ccp leader
@@cunninghouse4736 me too
@@someonee3186
Director: How many gigabytes of recording do we have for this thing?
Worker: Gigabytes? Hold on let me calculate it…… about 10 million
Seriously though, how do they synchronize like this. It's so good
Well when you're not in any active wars you have to do something to pass the time.
@Zhong Chenle - 钟辰乐 yeah you just say the area was was yours to begin with then roll in troops and build bases there. Completely, non-imperialist.
It's called practice...
So good it lags
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
X AE-12 and his friends rolling out the factory floor
good joke 10/10 would laugh again
Oh no 666 likes
daves dead *11/10... Gotta always turn it up to 11
"don't worry there's more fish in the sea"
The fish in the sea
🙄🤔☺
Bruh, I can feel it
There's none if you look at North-West Philipine Sea.
Cuz they destroyed the whole fukin reef.
Pen don’t get me started on that shitty China sea problem which isn’t even theirs!
@Here to comment/watch weird stuff ???
Kinda freaky how everyone is the same height.
They picked people of the same height.
@@dw20248 Correction: they arranged people according to height, and North Korea has a lower height variation than other countries
@@SoundsSilver This is the chinese army.
@@dw20248 Oops, came from the North Korea bee gees video lol
It's not that hard to find people with the same heights in a country with a billion people.
Jokes aside, they are really dedicated to achieve that level of synchronization. Really appreciate their effort. NICE!
Thats because countries like china and north korea have some VERY nice punishments for screwing up.
i think china has the most sophisticated military in the world, and probably the oldest military too.
A rather large amount of their training is dedicated to marching in synch which is why they look so good doing it
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something
chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
lol
Their movements are so well synced it looks computerised
its because they are computers controlled by the chinese gov no chinese person would help his shity government
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
@@WWuxian yes they would have instant calculations of things
If these pansies’ were in war they would be fucked.
All China's military knows how to do is march.
They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
The bacteria 5 seconds after I drop my sandwich on the ground
dude that's racist
@@valinorean4816 nah that's a joke
@@valinorean4816
_bruh excuse me but what_
@@ExplosivesLaboratory comparing chinese people to a mass of bacteria?
@@valinorean4816
Dude, he just wanted to make a meme, I don’t think that’s being “racist” at all, really.
To be fair, you have look far and wide to find an army that’s marching this accurate
@Ethan_777 Or you take our army, where it is called success when they all "march" in the same direction. Greatings from germany
Aliens are watching this ( too)!
@@tomgucwa7319 ?!
@@AchkeineAhnung24 Chinas army is super disciplined
Poland:We hope nothing bad is going to happened
Nazi and Soviet:
It's so awfully synchronised that my device feels like lagging.
Maybe because they have come right out of those factories in batches.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
maybe it is lagging
Ryan Heitz there are different forms of parade marching. Some bounce others dont
@@kapjoteh yes, but pay attention the background when visible, you can see it moving unnaturally giving away the image stabilization
Remember, there's always a chance Xi Jinping actually saw it and laughed.
I hope so, hahaahaha!
He would not understand because he never graduated from middle school. True story.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
@@SchUlrich bruh, but does it even matter?
I’m a dog "true story"
The server is probably maxed out thats why their ping is high.
Every gamer after the game release free skins.
Other countries armies:
*Gets epic background music*
The Chinese army:
"We're up all night to get lucky"
Chinese army is cooler.
You a vietnam why you proud that lmao army??
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 dude do you even know how to speak english 🤣🤣🤣
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 bro vietnam clapped both the usa and china within 20 years
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
Girls on a wedding: oh no, she is wearing the same outfit as me
Boys on a wedding:
Jsjs
Hahaha😂
@@mr.potato3936 couldn't agree more
@@mr.potato3936 litteraly women say we want equality but idk if they want their mascara ruined by some dust in afganastan
@@mr.potato3936 im not sure....
*The cards when you win in solitaire:*
0:00 dude this was so satisfying
This should be a loop.
i swear, this looks like an edit of just one guy marching.
@@xxrecruitxx1648 Nah
@@xxrecruitxx1648 he means they are well synchronized
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
Vilhelm Wideson they choose the solider and try to choose the same heights too
I find it amusing how music can turn something that supposed to be intimidating, into something totally comical:)
I have the same feeling..
Still intimidating though
I wonder if the Chinese military high command have seen this, maybe they love it?
sandra jenkins they'd probably react in the same way as you would if someone did this to a video of us troops
Still intimidating, though.
One of the few video i need to watch regulary, for years👌🏻
This is very trippy, these guys are a bit TOO in sync.
Her: im not like the other girls.
Also her:
4:52 for the exact time
also her: literally an army?????
Best one here
@@kukuruzayevhenii8764 kpoop army
Yeaaaaaaa I’m ur 1k like
*Rare footage of the Clone Army being mobilized to be deployed into other planetary systems during the Clone Wars - 22 BBY (Colorized)*
@ Paragon Strike , Nice but bad
I was looking for a comment like this😂😂
@ Do-n 1 , 🤦🏻♂️
just like the simulations
Bahahahaha
8 years later and still amazing
Never seen any army so disciplined in their marches
Because most armies that have seen actual combat in the past 50 years realize pretty marches an effective force do not make.
@@509Gman still super cool
@@509Gman their army is prepared for battle that’s why their super disciplined
That 17th guy from the right in the 72nd row screwed up! I. see. you!
Best comment ever!
Lol nah you didn't
At which bit?
You just got a man killed
Set the time.....
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Underrated
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This never gets old
Ngl the way they're marching is kinda mesmerizing
They're so mechanically synchronized they almost don't look real. This is wild.
It's easy when you train, civilian.
Cringe
1/2 of there training is marching and other 1/2 is political
Dude's that call others civilian are the ones who played milsim airsoft their entire teen years and just got promoted to mop floors in the real army
There been some editing in the video if you stare at their heads you can see a slight repeat
"in communism everyone is equal"
I didn't expect it would be this kind of equality
They arent communist, they are socialist
Lol look at these commie copers
@@watzittuya1279 They are communist...Norway is socialist...
@@vienogola1421 Norway is socdem
@@user-ve3hs5hq5i Yeah that's true...was just making a pint.
Me and the boys when the school canteen has extra nuggies
People be like: HoW dO RoBOts WaLK???
China Military be like: Lemme show you
Dude, the chinese army doesn't even need guns, they can Just show up, and it's enemies get defeated by dizziness
Vtmgll in 1940s in wwii the Chinese army used fists and household items. But those don’t work so they pretty much give little resistance also. Attacked Japanese for their guns and fight back alright. It honestly very cool to just see those people strong enough to put a fight on people with guns.
Edit : how is this related? They didn’t use guns to get guns.
Edit 2 : I fixed some of my words because it sounds insane
@ Zhou Zay , Yeah but like seriously
The Khans good point. It like storm Area 51.
@ Zhou Zay , he’s
Well when u got nuclear bombs u dont really need an army tbh
Those guys with white helmets and blue overalls look like human canonballs.
They're actually the ammo for their naval batteries.
@@wondertome2023 LOL!
They are trained to scream the Chinese equivalent of "Cowabunga" and "Yahooo" once fired.
czcams.com/video/4RHg0f5Nq4c/video.html i was thinking ...Go speed racers...
Their Aviators.
There's so much of them they're lagging in reality...
They seem to be a bit glitchy, probably because there is too many players
Plot twist: they actually use Get Lucky as marching theme
nah..
Im not suprised
I never thought about it is 4/4 time so it's perfect
@@graphitic5578 wth
@@ABRock6 what
Me: wins a game of Solitaire
The cards:
@ classydays43 , Hah 🤣🤣🤣
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Accurate af
Brilliant!
666 likessss
the soldiers are perfectly lined up its so crazy. imagine the amount of practice and visual accuracy each of them have
theyre asian bro
@@MaloureTV ah yes
They use ropes strung across rows so that hands and feet stop at exactly the same level in practices.
When she said I can bring the boys to her party
Is this attack of the clones? All of them are the same size.
The taller ones have thinner boots.
+Rumpole Del Bailey That is by design. Men and women are chosen for these parades based on height weight size etc.
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different.
But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
0:15 Reminds me of Microsoft XP when it crashed and i would drag the "Error" box around the screen xD
It was fun to play with that error box
My White Blood cells getting ready to fight Corona
The filming and editing is amazing too. I even feel proud for them.
Me: opens a pack of gum
The entire class: 0:14
Your not wrong
@@americaniii734 your grammar is.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed Where’s your capital buster.
@@jasper4549 my sentence started with @American. So there's my capital letter.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed is @ a capital buster also it was a joke.
Why am I watching this at 1 AM on a Saturday?
Bcus somehow...you knew I'd be up at 4:33 am on Monday watching too😏
Coz it's Daft Punk versus robotic clone dancing
Bro! Are we the same person?
damn that's me
im watching this at 3.14 am
bruh its so relaxing an mesmerizing you could watch this for hours
They’re more insync than the North Korean army. That’s impressive.
Because they are more gay.
Because they are well fed.
China is North Korea's father ofc they are better
TY GM
NK has 2 fathers
Darth Daddy Communist and evening Russia are anti gay
Hey, that’s my cousin Wang Fung Do! 2:32. 3rd from left middle row.
Miss ya bro!
I pause and look for it carefully.
@Gurnski Deti Coz they are all same. Communism bro ....
Spotted him
Your Cousin is a People's liberation Marine?
@@devashish_ that must mean ur mom is communism
They're so absurdly synchronized that they look like CGI..
Impressive discipline. I hope they stay that disciplined when they're being strafed by Apache helicopters.
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen.......Begun this Clone War has."
*Cue this whole sequence*
But man this is truly impressive.
@Xiao Long I don't believe we want war with your wretched country...but if it happened, I don't think too many of us would mind.
Imagine not joining the army because you're a centimeter taller...
Eye exam actually, anyone below 4.5m like you can't join
@@ziyeren5509 wtf 4.5 m ?
Imagine going to the US army then because they dont know what a centimeter is
@@ziyeren5509 your humans must be really big when they are 4,5 meters
@@PhillipAmthor It's like they have Custodes or Primarchs.
It's actually amazing. Some of the footage doesn't even look real. I don't agree with militaries, but I can appreciate the art of this.
All in all
Beautiful formation and synchronization
3:02 my man in the front got some *_brows_*
Bushy brow
wtf are those
Didn't know angry birds originate at china
@@Alpaax now we know where real world konoha is located 🤣
lol
This guy is still reading comments 7 months after, legend!
thank you my g, you are the legend, thanks for watching
U mean 7 years :)
@@MaloureTV u a legendary legend
@@omar9708 thx, I thought it was 7 months
@@user-um2lt7ki9m welcome
Hypnotizing...Insane. Great video.
Strangely enough, that kind of marching is great cardio.
Google: * doesnt open *
Me: * clicks it several times *
Google windows:
lmaoo
*Wow, i never thought google browser can start a war with hong kong. Is this some easter egg?*
Haha Awesome :D
made me laugh here
Best comment xD
0:23 tha army is lagging
There clones lmao
4:22 Imagine if someone unexpectedly stops
(Underrated comment alert!)
Let's all spare a thought for poor old Wang Zhang!
Poor guys timing was off by 10 milliseconds, so he didn't make the cut.
Jokes aside, this is actually impressive. As if they are under a hive mind like one of those alien movies
Is just discipline dude
@@bryantalvarez7536 I think he knows that
Just endless training, we were required to do the same on P.E. class back in middle school. 🙄
Thats what makes them dangerous
@Mr. Touch Sure,keep underestimate them.
Human resources: buy size 7 uniforms
Assistant: How many of that size?
HR: All of them.
😂😂
It’s just a few lines of each branch of the service, repeated over and over by computer. If you look towards the end of the clip you’ll see
the white road markings jump back every few seconds, don’t watch the marchers, look at what they’re marching on. Aside from that
this is absolutely brilliant. Love it, well done to the person who created it.
The fact they’re so in sync is what sells it for me.
What if chinese army marching in sync is causing our world simulation's CPU to overheat
Its actual working
What if one of them up front tripped real big?
@uwau Exactly what I was going to say. A computer simulation would find this much easier.
@@michael2775 its finding it to easy so its generating things else where
That would explain why I am now being rendered in 720p.
My immune system when Corona Virus entered my body:
Lmao
ahahaha
You better be praying your immune system is up all night if you wanna be lucky.
White blood cells:
@@mr.potato3936 Desperate times require desperate measures. YOU, START PRODUCING PYROGENS AND SEND IN THE MACROPHAGES!
4:13 Have to admit, that move with the bayonets is pretty cool.
Imagine if someone accidentally moves out of formation and gets stabbed because of it
I find it interesting, how in the wider shots, I thought " Thats the chinese army" and in the close shots you can see, they are all different, all people. I also find it funny how you could imagine this being a very well co-ordinated flash mob.
You are a creative person
*NK Army:* Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
*Chinese Army:* Daft Pick - Get Lucky
What else?
Russian army: actually singing I'm a Barbie Girl.
*American Army* : America Fuck Yeah
Malaysian Army: Roti Canai Song
Japanese army: Fighting gold
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I like how this got recommended after the clash with India and China's border
point
India and China gonna have a Dance Battle
Aww man i live here
@@Buranski no that's the Pakistan border
@@williamcll what is Pakistan?
Beautiful! Incredible discipline, especially with so many people! It's so interesting to see that they appear to be exclusively about the same height too! 😆😆
Synchronicity of movement, symmetry of design. Mmhmm 😌😌 nice to see.
Now imagine being that one guy that messes up the pace...
...or farts! 💩
4:20 he fall on that bayonet
Rip
Teacher: remember kids, embrace yourself, don't be afraid to be different. We must embrace diversity.
Chinese army:
Diversity was never an option
All armies are like this
@@horsemann7354 no not really
Unfortunately diversity is not a priority in most armies. Solidarity and coordination are.
diversity pff what a shiti concept
Every army getting ready
The us army: starts twerking in the barracks
Because the U.S. Army is so ready, that they have plenty of time for dancing.
@@throngcleaver I beg to differ. I don't think so.
@@osamabinladen824 Hey, u re dead
@Sushant Kumar Well then, we'll just have to send him a bill for that chopper!
@@throngcleaver super duper missile😂
*Red China: the world's best mass-dance troupe. (Especially when the women-soldiers go into battle wearing go-go boots, surrounded by all the seamen...)*
Dayum that's so satisfying
I keep telling myself it's a giant camera trick, but I keep seeing individual faces.
They’re Chinese... same face
@@summerrr1 please man don't be racist i mean why you want your nation burning like America?
@@whannabi hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
There's something aesthetically pleasing about this
Something??? Every part of this is aesthetically pleasing lol
It's deadass designed to be
aesthetic of the fascist annihilation of the individual
@@Frogkhan915 yea, looks like theyre mere cannon fodder to them :/
@@Frogkhan915 oh please stfu
Mesmerizing. Perfect.
China got access to the military soldier duping glitch
/summon chineseman
@CrozDeffildPro fuck
@CrozDeffildPro man, you're laggin My word
@@quarol732 dont worry i got you bro
so this is what happens when you type "mapower 10.000.000" in the consol
1. Huge population.
2. 180+ days of training for the parade.
3. For the honor.
Cool
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Lev V a family friend was in the 2009 parade and it was 5 month
Horor*
@@Ernest-Li Which is 5 months they don't have to train for war which makes them a paper tiger only capable of intimidating & murdering civilians.