China Army ft. Daft Punk - Get Lucky

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  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 Před 4 lety +21392

    How teachers expect us to move when half of the school is on fire

  • @callisvitor
    @callisvitor Před 4 lety +2367

    Actually, “China Army” looks like a good name for a band

    • @s0so328
      @s0so328 Před 4 lety +5

      LobsterManUnknown • haha

    • @eln5343
      @eln5343 Před 4 lety +47

      A band with 3 000 000 members.

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever Před 4 lety +8

      It's Red Army, champ.

    • @suny7975
      @suny7975 Před 3 lety

      The latest video czcams.com/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/video.html

    • @Guilherme183331
      @Guilherme183331 Před 3 lety +6

      It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.

  • @goro8675
    @goro8675 Před 3 lety +578

    Chrome:*doesn't open*
    Me:*clicked 69 times*
    Chrome:

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Před 3 lety +1626

    North Korean Army ft. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive: *finally a worthy opponent*

  • @bigdaddy2372
    @bigdaddy2372 Před 4 lety +925

    0:23 when your so in synced that is starts to lag...

    • @yifan91
      @yifan91 Před 4 lety +95

      The Matrix couldn't process it.

    • @aurorapaisley7453
      @aurorapaisley7453 Před 4 lety +23

      Download more ram

    • @alikhamis3367
      @alikhamis3367 Před 4 lety +4

      Now we know what caused the world to heat up....

    • @donieee9607
      @donieee9607 Před 4 lety +6

      Servers cant handle this much players in one place

    • @kokosmehl53
      @kokosmehl53 Před 4 lety +4

      *CHN* : 1.400.050.000/256 Ping: 999

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb Před 3 lety +2401

    My new aesthetic is military marches to the tune of electro pop. CZcams has ruined me.

    • @johnkonrad5040
      @johnkonrad5040 Před 3 lety +7

      Lemme introduce you to Neon Synth Socialist State North Korean Wave
      czcams.com/video/xoCjUrVAFG0/video.html

    • @siberianhusky4320
      @siberianhusky4320 Před 3 lety +3

      Same... I think this is actually not a bad thing though

    • @aaronbrown5869
      @aaronbrown5869 Před 3 lety +3

      sadly and underpopulated genre
      may I also recommend the Red Army Choir's version of Western Songs?
      czcams.com/video/-F832ZZNRV0/video.html

    • @glipk
      @glipk Před 3 lety

      Stfu and gtfo with you and your dumb aesthetic

    • @maheeeeeeeeee
      @maheeeeeeeeee Před 3 lety +2

      @@glipk dont cry boi

  • @hctu1596
    @hctu1596 Před 3 lety +768

    I just want future historians to know that this is peak comedy for our time

    • @liluhua8159
      @liluhua8159 Před 2 lety +11

      Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield

    • @liluhua8159
      @liluhua8159 Před 2 lety +8

      The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others

    • @wowzadude6773
      @wowzadude6773 Před 2 lety +9

      @@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.

    • @francesconesi7666
      @francesconesi7666 Před 2 lety +1

      @@liluhua8159 Didn't the US also participate in the Balkan wars in the 90's and 00's?
      Edit: okay, I spent a minute of Google and found a complete list of wars involving the US on Wikipedia. Link below:
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
      Edit[2]: Turns out that, since WWII, America fought in 24 conflicts around the world, all of which are listed in the linked page.
      Of the 24 conflicts: 14 are listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 4 as inconclusive and 2 as defeats.
      At this page instead ( en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China ) you can find conflicts in which the PRC was involved, for a total of 20.
      Of these 20 we have: 8 listed as victories, 4 as ongoing, 7 as indecisive and 1 as defeat.
      Overall, while both China and the US have formidable militaries, the latter has a better victory/conflict ratio (35/60 v. 24/60) and the former has a better victory/defeat ratio (7/1 v. 8/1).
      The picture that we get out of this is that of two successful superpowers; one of which (China) tends to have a more cautious foreign policy.

    • @Hello-cj6ss
      @Hello-cj6ss Před 2 lety +4

      @@liluhua8159 you part of the fifty cent army?

  • @jarvisfamily3837
    @jarvisfamily3837 Před 3 lety +233

    As Tsar Peter III might have said, "There's nothing more fun than making a bunch of soldiers march around".

    • @CosmicFishFaced
      @CosmicFishFaced Před 3 lety +11

      Russians: We don't about Tsar here

    • @arvindjijiantony4882
      @arvindjijiantony4882 Před 3 lety +4

      Stress on the word 'might'

    • @augu345
      @augu345 Před 2 lety +3

      Wise Words from the Tsar

    • @jarvisfamily3837
      @jarvisfamily3837 Před 2 lety +6

      @@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.

    • @aman-hl9re
      @aman-hl9re Před 2 lety +1

      @@CosmicFishFaced doubt

  • @danielbonilla9690
    @danielbonilla9690 Před 8 lety +3853

    Chinese army was specially designed to relieve OCD.

    • @danielforrester5265
      @danielforrester5265 Před 6 lety +109

      DANIEL BONILLA It is CDO! That's OCD in alphabetical order, THE WAY IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vixonhq3417
      @vixonhq3417 Před 5 lety +43

      @@backtofront5162 They are the dickheads that make up most of your things. Dont diss the chinese

    • @waspbulgasari4498
      @waspbulgasari4498 Před 4 lety +28

      @@vixonhq3417 which often breaks easily, also the maker of coronavirus disease

    • @Argus10q
      @Argus10q Před 4 lety +6

      DANIEL BONILLA they were trained hard to get in the parade as it is a huge honour

    • @nonimportantcreature4744
      @nonimportantcreature4744 Před 4 lety +11

      Vienz Ian Lawas look up where coronavirus is from, it’s from the west and evolved in China

  • @cement8103
    @cement8103 Před 3 lety +2997

    "200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way"

    • @isziahs5951
      @isziahs5951 Před 3 lety +96

      @superdiskboi yeah but that’s bs because even if they could pay for the equipment they’d be target practice for bombers

    • @Freedom-qf5jf
      @Freedom-qf5jf Před 3 lety +60

      @@isziahs5951 So you think they're going to be in one place at once in the 3rd largest country in the world

    • @simonmcneilly55
      @simonmcneilly55 Před 3 lety +38

      @@Freedom-qf5jf stop making fun, you know they don’t learned geography.

    • @paranoidandroid6095
      @paranoidandroid6095 Před 3 lety +13

      1)gather 3000 billion people
      2)USA: ?????
      3)obliterate everything with atomic bombs

    • @isziahs5951
      @isziahs5951 Před 3 lety +17

      @Musa Ahmad sorry, I left that sentence without finishing. Bombers escorted by over half the US Air Force, Navy, and her allies. Suck it China

  • @Martyr_of_vigilance
    @Martyr_of_vigilance Před 3 lety +149

    China: *copies ‘Generic Soldier’ file*
    China: *smashes paste few hundred times*

    • @Justin-cw7zf
      @Justin-cw7zf Před 2 lety +7

      When you into creative mode in Minecraft and spam spawn eggs

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 Před rokem +1

      When you're too lazy to make variety in the NPC soldier models

  • @aniruudhh
    @aniruudhh Před 2 lety +95

    I love how it's been 8 years but he's still hearting comments and replying to them lol

  • @generalkenobi5173
    @generalkenobi5173 Před 4 lety +7510

    Ah the clone army is finally ready for deployment.

  • @ClovisPictures
    @ClovisPictures Před 3 lety +621

    God, the image stabilization here is insane

  • @metaljuana7538
    @metaljuana7538 Před 3 lety +188

    I like to think the CCP have seen this and actually find it really funny, though they'd never admit it

    • @MaloureTV
      @MaloureTV  Před 3 lety +37

      me too bro

    • @someonee3186
      @someonee3186 Před 3 lety +6

      @@MaloureTV Imagine if civilians did something like that all synchronized and everything up to the point that the people recording begin to lag

    • @cunninghouse4736
      @cunninghouse4736 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Hans-Georg_Buddne oh man, i wish i was a ccp leader

    • @someonee3186
      @someonee3186 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cunninghouse4736 me too

    • @Justin-cw7zf
      @Justin-cw7zf Před 2 lety +2

      @@someonee3186
      Director: How many gigabytes of recording do we have for this thing?
      Worker: Gigabytes? Hold on let me calculate it…… about 10 million

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Před 3 lety +379

    Seriously though, how do they synchronize like this. It's so good

    • @andrewhanna1084
      @andrewhanna1084 Před 3 lety +97

      Well when you're not in any active wars you have to do something to pass the time.

    • @andrewhanna1084
      @andrewhanna1084 Před 3 lety +24

      @Zhong Chenle - 钟辰乐 yeah you just say the area was was yours to begin with then roll in troops and build bases there. Completely, non-imperialist.

    • @edmey
      @edmey Před 2 lety +19

      It's called practice...

    • @someonee3186
      @someonee3186 Před 2 lety +7

      So good it lags

    • @82Catfish
      @82Catfish Před 2 lety +10

      @@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.

  • @plarglia
    @plarglia Před 4 lety +801

    X AE-12 and his friends rolling out the factory floor

  • @user-lq6hd5bl7g
    @user-lq6hd5bl7g Před 4 lety +1714

    "don't worry there's more fish in the sea"
    The fish in the sea

    • @emersonherrera4939
      @emersonherrera4939 Před 4 lety +5

      🙄🤔☺

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před 4 lety +3

      Bruh, I can feel it

    • @pen5183
      @pen5183 Před 4 lety +24

      There's none if you look at North-West Philipine Sea.
      Cuz they destroyed the whole fukin reef.

    • @bituin5908
      @bituin5908 Před 4 lety +3

      Pen don’t get me started on that shitty China sea problem which isn’t even theirs!

    • @user-lq6hd5bl7g
      @user-lq6hd5bl7g Před 4 lety +1

      @Here to comment/watch weird stuff ???

  • @MonkeyBoyDrinksVat69
    @MonkeyBoyDrinksVat69 Před 3 lety +194

    Kinda freaky how everyone is the same height.

    • @dw20248
      @dw20248 Před 2 lety +38

      They picked people of the same height.

    • @SoundsSilver
      @SoundsSilver Před 2 lety +25

      @@dw20248 Correction: they arranged people according to height, and North Korea has a lower height variation than other countries

    • @dw20248
      @dw20248 Před 2 lety +34

      @@SoundsSilver This is the chinese army.

    • @SoundsSilver
      @SoundsSilver Před 2 lety +18

      @@dw20248 Oops, came from the North Korea bee gees video lol

    • @Galorie
      @Galorie Před 2 lety +27

      It's not that hard to find people with the same heights in a country with a billion people.

  • @ashwinkumar5019
    @ashwinkumar5019 Před 2 lety +120

    Jokes aside, they are really dedicated to achieve that level of synchronization. Really appreciate their effort. NICE!

    • @bigfella9034
      @bigfella9034 Před 2 lety +7

      Thats because countries like china and north korea have some VERY nice punishments for screwing up.

    • @jacwilson2578
      @jacwilson2578 Před 2 lety +7

      i think china has the most sophisticated military in the world, and probably the oldest military too.

    • @killdavies709787
      @killdavies709787 Před 2 lety +4

      A rather large amount of their training is dedicated to marching in synch which is why they look so good doing it

    • @yourmomuglysi9505
      @yourmomuglysi9505 Před 2 lety +5

      us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something
      chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join

    • @yuluoxianjun
      @yuluoxianjun Před 2 lety

      lol

  • @alicevibrant3729
    @alicevibrant3729 Před 3 lety +3838

    Their movements are so well synced it looks computerised

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 Před 3 lety +248

      its because they are computers controlled by the chinese gov no chinese person would help his shity government

    • @WWuxian
      @WWuxian Před 3 lety +150

      @@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.

    • @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043
      @marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 Před 3 lety +47

      @@WWuxian yes they would have instant calculations of things

    • @hugmc
      @hugmc Před 3 lety +50

      If these pansies’ were in war they would be fucked.

    • @Pwnage195
      @Pwnage195 Před 3 lety +101

      All China's military knows how to do is march.
      They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.

  • @ferenchie5280
    @ferenchie5280 Před 3 lety +3119

    The bacteria 5 seconds after I drop my sandwich on the ground

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Před 3 lety +18

      dude that's racist

    • @mviz2299
      @mviz2299 Před 3 lety +103

      @@valinorean4816 nah that's a joke

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory Před 3 lety +68

      @@valinorean4816
      _bruh excuse me but what_

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ExplosivesLaboratory comparing chinese people to a mass of bacteria?

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory Před 3 lety +82

      @@valinorean4816
      Dude, he just wanted to make a meme, I don’t think that’s being “racist” at all, really.

  • @AchkeineAhnung24
    @AchkeineAhnung24 Před 3 lety +87

    To be fair, you have look far and wide to find an army that’s marching this accurate

    • @AchkeineAhnung24
      @AchkeineAhnung24 Před 2 lety

      @Ethan_777 Or you take our army, where it is called success when they all "march" in the same direction. Greatings from germany

    • @tomgucwa7319
      @tomgucwa7319 Před 2 lety

      Aliens are watching this ( too)!

    • @Raul-wd1jb
      @Raul-wd1jb Před rokem

      @@tomgucwa7319 ?!

    • @Raul-wd1jb
      @Raul-wd1jb Před rokem

      @@AchkeineAhnung24 Chinas army is super disciplined

  • @user-sw9gx9fs5k
    @user-sw9gx9fs5k Před 2 lety +39

    Poland:We hope nothing bad is going to happened
    Nazi and Soviet:

  • @zhongli6546
    @zhongli6546 Před 3 lety +3349

    It's so awfully synchronised that my device feels like lagging.

    • @animesh_tiwary
      @animesh_tiwary Před 3 lety +125

      Maybe because they have come right out of those factories in batches.

    • @weezusQL
      @weezusQL Před 3 lety +81

      It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.

    • @nokiaforever461
      @nokiaforever461 Před 3 lety +9

      maybe it is lagging

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh Před 3 lety +16

      Ryan Heitz there are different forms of parade marching. Some bounce others dont

    • @weezusQL
      @weezusQL Před 3 lety +14

      @@kapjoteh yes, but pay attention the background when visible, you can see it moving unnaturally giving away the image stabilization

  • @liamgrindea4567
    @liamgrindea4567 Před 3 lety +363

    Remember, there's always a chance Xi Jinping actually saw it and laughed.

    • @MaloureTV
      @MaloureTV  Před 3 lety +59

      I hope so, hahaahaha!

    • @catherineearnshawheathclif866
      @catherineearnshawheathclif866 Před 3 lety +8

      He would not understand because he never graduated from middle school. True story.

    • @SchUlrich
      @SchUlrich Před 3 lety +25

      @@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"

    • @sloveniandude9458
      @sloveniandude9458 Před 3 lety

      @@SchUlrich bruh, but does it even matter?

    • @yukithedoggo2690
      @yukithedoggo2690 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m a dog "true story"

  • @Roadblocks22
    @Roadblocks22 Před 2 lety +30

    The server is probably maxed out thats why their ping is high.

  • @justaguydresslikecertainor6189

    Every gamer after the game release free skins.

  • @hoangdatdangnguyen3038
    @hoangdatdangnguyen3038 Před 3 lety +2656

    Other countries armies:
    *Gets epic background music*
    The Chinese army:
    "We're up all night to get lucky"

    • @quemiras5318
      @quemiras5318 Před 3 lety +67

      Chinese army is cooler.

    • @shesssssssssssssss6078
      @shesssssssssssssss6078 Před 3 lety +6

      You a vietnam why you proud that lmao army??

    • @hoangdatdangnguyen3038
      @hoangdatdangnguyen3038 Před 3 lety +58

      @@shesssssssssssssss6078 dude do you even know how to speak english 🤣🤣🤣

    • @grahamhardy9658
      @grahamhardy9658 Před 3 lety +62

      @@shesssssssssssssss6078 bro vietnam clapped both the usa and china within 20 years

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 Před 3 lety +43

      @@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.

  • @trix5211
    @trix5211 Před 3 lety +2302

    Girls on a wedding: oh no, she is wearing the same outfit as me
    Boys on a wedding:

    • @HANZXZ
      @HANZXZ Před 3 lety +6

      Jsjs

    • @abhishekyadav2587
      @abhishekyadav2587 Před 3 lety +7

      Hahaha😂

    • @maxeeboi1300
      @maxeeboi1300 Před 3 lety +10

      @@mr.potato3936 couldn't agree more

    • @maxeeboi1300
      @maxeeboi1300 Před 3 lety +19

      @@mr.potato3936 litteraly women say we want equality but idk if they want their mascara ruined by some dust in afganastan

    • @maxeeboi1300
      @maxeeboi1300 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mr.potato3936 im not sure....

  • @user-yp5ko8us9j
    @user-yp5ko8us9j Před 3 lety +31

    *The cards when you win in solitaire:*

  • @forlorn-1614
    @forlorn-1614 Před 2 lety +12

    0:00 dude this was so satisfying
    This should be a loop.

  • @oksirwtflol
    @oksirwtflol Před 3 lety +1385

    i swear, this looks like an edit of just one guy marching.

    • @Sahelian
      @Sahelian Před 3 lety

      @@xxrecruitxx1648 Nah

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 Před 3 lety +52

      @@xxrecruitxx1648 he means they are well synchronized

    • @Mumintrollet8921
      @Mumintrollet8921 Před 3 lety +31

      they even have close to the exact same height as well XD

    • @Mumintrollet8921
      @Mumintrollet8921 Před 3 lety +9

      they even have close to the exact same height as well XD

    • @gangzhang5338
      @gangzhang5338 Před 3 lety +7

      Vilhelm Wideson they choose the solider and try to choose the same heights too

  • @LiliaSahanova
    @LiliaSahanova Před 8 lety +4395

    I find it amusing how music can turn something that supposed to be intimidating, into something totally comical:)

    • @GH-xt5df
      @GH-xt5df Před 7 lety +47

      I have the same feeling..

    • @mrwhitemantv
      @mrwhitemantv Před 7 lety +131

      Still intimidating though

    • @sandrajenkins6822
      @sandrajenkins6822 Před 7 lety +77

      I wonder if the Chinese military high command have seen this, maybe they love it?

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 Před 6 lety +26

      sandra jenkins they'd probably react in the same way as you would if someone did this to a video of us troops

    • @northarlem
      @northarlem Před 6 lety +12

      Still intimidating, though.

  • @pupu4234123
    @pupu4234123 Před 3 lety +3

    One of the few video i need to watch regulary, for years👌🏻

  • @CadetPenguin
    @CadetPenguin Před 3 lety +31

    This is very trippy, these guys are a bit TOO in sync.

  • @pumpkinsmasher8346
    @pumpkinsmasher8346 Před 4 lety +2554

    Her: im not like the other girls.
    Also her:

  • @paragonstrike1992
    @paragonstrike1992 Před 4 lety +437

    *Rare footage of the Clone Army being mobilized to be deployed into other planetary systems during the Clone Wars - 22 BBY (Colorized)*

  • @tsmy_z
    @tsmy_z Před 2 lety +8

    8 years later and still amazing

  • @abdulr3186
    @abdulr3186 Před 3 lety +13

    Never seen any army so disciplined in their marches

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman Před 3 lety +4

      Because most armies that have seen actual combat in the past 50 years realize pretty marches an effective force do not make.

    • @pipsqeak7104
      @pipsqeak7104 Před 2 lety

      @@509Gman still super cool

    • @Raul-wd1jb
      @Raul-wd1jb Před rokem +1

      @@509Gman their army is prepared for battle that’s why their super disciplined

  • @deanoko
    @deanoko Před 8 lety +1741

    That 17th guy from the right in the 72nd row screwed up! I. see. you!

  • @thelightmare
    @thelightmare Před 3 lety +1587

    me: try to open my browser
    browser: don't open
    me: spamclick the browser
    tabs :

  • @dv7k189
    @dv7k189 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This never gets old

  • @moritzrossbroich
    @moritzrossbroich Před 2 lety +6

    Ngl the way they're marching is kinda mesmerizing

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox Před 3 lety +1592

    They're so mechanically synchronized they almost don't look real. This is wild.

    • @Armand79th
      @Armand79th Před 3 lety +54

      It's easy when you train, civilian.

    • @elmergoering2443
      @elmergoering2443 Před 3 lety +18

      Cringe

    • @jonathanspanbock8355
      @jonathanspanbock8355 Před 3 lety +23

      1/2 of there training is marching and other 1/2 is political

    • @n111254789
      @n111254789 Před 3 lety +37

      Dude's that call others civilian are the ones who played milsim airsoft their entire teen years and just got promoted to mop floors in the real army

    • @CajunPride777
      @CajunPride777 Před 3 lety +18

      There been some editing in the video if you stare at their heads you can see a slight repeat

  • @fabriciamichalsky6779
    @fabriciamichalsky6779 Před 3 lety +2766

    "in communism everyone is equal"
    I didn't expect it would be this kind of equality

    • @watzittuya1279
      @watzittuya1279 Před 3 lety +54

      They arent communist, they are socialist

    • @stuartfury3390
      @stuartfury3390 Před 3 lety +14

      Lol look at these commie copers

    • @vienogola1421
      @vienogola1421 Před 3 lety +39

      @@watzittuya1279 They are communist...Norway is socialist...

    • @user-ve3hs5hq5i
      @user-ve3hs5hq5i Před 3 lety +69

      @@vienogola1421 Norway is socdem

    • @vienogola1421
      @vienogola1421 Před 3 lety +6

      @@user-ve3hs5hq5i Yeah that's true...was just making a pint.

  • @thegingeofengland8408
    @thegingeofengland8408 Před 3 lety +13

    Me and the boys when the school canteen has extra nuggies

  • @egg741
    @egg741 Před 3 lety +14

    People be like: HoW dO RoBOts WaLK???
    China Military be like: Lemme show you

  • @VitorMiguell
    @VitorMiguell Před 4 lety +1340

    Dude, the chinese army doesn't even need guns, they can Just show up, and it's enemies get defeated by dizziness

    • @refrweerf
      @refrweerf Před 4 lety +26

      Vtmgll in 1940s in wwii the Chinese army used fists and household items. But those don’t work so they pretty much give little resistance also. Attacked Japanese for their guns and fight back alright. It honestly very cool to just see those people strong enough to put a fight on people with guns.
      Edit : how is this related? They didn’t use guns to get guns.
      Edit 2 : I fixed some of my words because it sounds insane

    • @thekhans2823
      @thekhans2823 Před 4 lety

      @ Zhou Zay , Yeah but like seriously

    • @refrweerf
      @refrweerf Před 4 lety

      The Khans good point. It like storm Area 51.

    • @thekhans2823
      @thekhans2823 Před 4 lety

      @ Zhou Zay , he’s

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 Před 3 lety +3

      Well when u got nuclear bombs u dont really need an army tbh

  • @markcorreale8495
    @markcorreale8495 Před 4 lety +700

    Those guys with white helmets and blue overalls look like human canonballs.

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 Před 4 lety +113

      They're actually the ammo for their naval batteries.

    • @markcorreale8495
      @markcorreale8495 Před 4 lety +9

      @@wondertome2023 LOL!

    • @JABS991
      @JABS991 Před 4 lety +24

      They are trained to scream the Chinese equivalent of "Cowabunga" and "Yahooo" once fired.

    • @ShinVejita
      @ShinVejita Před 4 lety +5

      czcams.com/video/4RHg0f5Nq4c/video.html i was thinking ...Go speed racers...

    • @theamericaneaglepatriot9673
      @theamericaneaglepatriot9673 Před 4 lety +8

      Their Aviators.

  • @mouaxiong8618
    @mouaxiong8618 Před 3 lety +13

    There's so much of them they're lagging in reality...

  • @genericgoon3748
    @genericgoon3748 Před 3 lety +21

    They seem to be a bit glitchy, probably because there is too many players

  • @kajakun
    @kajakun Před 4 lety +1981

    Plot twist: they actually use Get Lucky as marching theme

  • @classydays43
    @classydays43 Před 4 lety +751

    Me: wins a game of Solitaire
    The cards:

  • @spicynickel9684
    @spicynickel9684 Před 3 lety +6

    the soldiers are perfectly lined up its so crazy. imagine the amount of practice and visual accuracy each of them have

  • @bank2dank4u17
    @bank2dank4u17 Před 3 lety +14

    When she said I can bring the boys to her party

  • @Rumpole1000
    @Rumpole1000 Před 8 lety +3123

    Is this attack of the clones? All of them are the same size.

    • @viceregentofducanada9384
      @viceregentofducanada9384 Před 8 lety +308

      The taller ones have thinner boots.

    • @fizzgum
      @fizzgum Před 8 lety +424

      +Rumpole Del Bailey That is by design. Men and women are chosen for these parades based on height weight size etc.

    • @Rumpole1000
      @Rumpole1000 Před 8 lety +134

      Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.

    • @kollanyidavid4422
      @kollanyidavid4422 Před 8 lety +74

      Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different.
      But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo

    • @gscarsi11
      @gscarsi11 Před 8 lety +97

      +Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).

  • @maddude3335
    @maddude3335 Před 3 lety +182

    0:15 Reminds me of Microsoft XP when it crashed and i would drag the "Error" box around the screen xD

  • @johnan3398
    @johnan3398 Před 3 lety +15

    My White Blood cells getting ready to fight Corona

  • @jamesb.9155
    @jamesb.9155 Před 2 lety +1

    The filming and editing is amazing too. I even feel proud for them.

  • @drumond5027
    @drumond5027 Před 4 lety +608

    Me: opens a pack of gum
    The entire class: 0:14

    • @americaniii734
      @americaniii734 Před 4 lety +5

      Your not wrong

    • @teemu3981
      @teemu3981 Před 4 lety +16

      @@americaniii734 your grammar is.

    • @jasper4549
      @jasper4549 Před 4 lety +8

      Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed Where’s your capital buster.

    • @teemu3981
      @teemu3981 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jasper4549 my sentence started with @American. So there's my capital letter.

    • @jasper4549
      @jasper4549 Před 4 lety

      Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed is @ a capital buster also it was a joke.

  • @EstevanMurai
    @EstevanMurai Před 5 lety +1086

    Why am I watching this at 1 AM on a Saturday?

    • @alystee1
      @alystee1 Před 4 lety +6

      Bcus somehow...you knew I'd be up at 4:33 am on Monday watching too😏

    • @nomispace5348
      @nomispace5348 Před 4 lety +4

      Coz it's Daft Punk versus robotic clone dancing

    • @jdsuperawesome
      @jdsuperawesome Před 4 lety +1

      Bro! Are we the same person?

    • @pestojiang
      @pestojiang Před 4 lety

      damn that's me

    • @xxxbbb1973
      @xxxbbb1973 Před 4 lety

      im watching this at 3.14 am

  • @michealforge
    @michealforge Před 3 lety +3

    bruh its so relaxing an mesmerizing you could watch this for hours

  • @justgowithit_7443
    @justgowithit_7443 Před 4 lety +668

    They’re more insync than the North Korean army. That’s impressive.

  • @b3makinn
    @b3makinn Před 4 lety +276

    Hey, that’s my cousin Wang Fung Do! 2:32. 3rd from left middle row.
    Miss ya bro!

    • @st-zc3le
      @st-zc3le Před 4 lety +24

      I pause and look for it carefully.

    • @devashish_
      @devashish_ Před 4 lety +37

      @Gurnski Deti Coz they are all same. Communism bro ....

    • @Gorona7368
      @Gorona7368 Před 4 lety +2

      Spotted him

    • @theamericaneaglepatriot9673
      @theamericaneaglepatriot9673 Před 4 lety +5

      Your Cousin is a People's liberation Marine?

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 Před 4 lety +3

      @@devashish_ that must mean ur mom is communism

  • @tomoko3672
    @tomoko3672 Před 29 dny +1

    They're so absurdly synchronized that they look like CGI..

  • @matthewwade1115
    @matthewwade1115 Před 2 lety +6

    Impressive discipline. I hope they stay that disciplined when they're being strafed by Apache helicopters.

  • @cripplehawk
    @cripplehawk Před 8 lety +128

    "The shroud of the dark side has fallen.......Begun this Clone War has."
    *Cue this whole sequence*
    But man this is truly impressive.

    • @francisdrake6622
      @francisdrake6622 Před 4 lety

      @Xiao Long I don't believe we want war with your wretched country...but if it happened, I don't think too many of us would mind.

  • @KilleRedX
    @KilleRedX Před 3 lety +875

    Imagine not joining the army because you're a centimeter taller...

    • @ziyeren5509
      @ziyeren5509 Před 3 lety +16

      Eye exam actually, anyone below 4.5m like you can't join

    • @prasannaok1999
      @prasannaok1999 Před 3 lety +61

      @@ziyeren5509 wtf 4.5 m ?

    • @PhillipAmthor
      @PhillipAmthor Před 3 lety +41

      Imagine going to the US army then because they dont know what a centimeter is

    • @PhillipAmthor
      @PhillipAmthor Před 3 lety +50

      @@ziyeren5509 your humans must be really big when they are 4,5 meters

    • @08alende
      @08alende Před 3 lety +4

      @@PhillipAmthor It's like they have Custodes or Primarchs.

  • @wonderbugone
    @wonderbugone Před 3 lety +6

    It's actually amazing. Some of the footage doesn't even look real. I don't agree with militaries, but I can appreciate the art of this.

  • @jetstreamchad4712
    @jetstreamchad4712 Před 3 lety

    All in all
    Beautiful formation and synchronization

  • @olliegoria
    @olliegoria Před 3 lety +292

    3:02 my man in the front got some *_brows_*

  • @user-um2lt7ki9m
    @user-um2lt7ki9m Před 3 lety +358

    This guy is still reading comments 7 months after, legend!

    • @MaloureTV
      @MaloureTV  Před 3 lety +40

      thank you my g, you are the legend, thanks for watching

    • @omar9708
      @omar9708 Před 3 lety +29

      U mean 7 years :)

    • @omar9708
      @omar9708 Před 3 lety +9

      @@MaloureTV u a legendary legend

    • @user-um2lt7ki9m
      @user-um2lt7ki9m Před 3 lety +2

      @@omar9708 thx, I thought it was 7 months

    • @omar9708
      @omar9708 Před 3 lety +3

      @@user-um2lt7ki9m welcome

  • @jocobb1888
    @jocobb1888 Před 2 lety

    Hypnotizing...Insane. Great video.

  • @N3PZZ
    @N3PZZ Před 2 lety +1

    Strangely enough, that kind of marching is great cardio.

  • @fetanizmczorabin8543
    @fetanizmczorabin8543 Před 3 lety +474

    Google: * doesnt open *
    Me: * clicks it several times *
    Google windows:

    • @patiencen1280
      @patiencen1280 Před 3 lety +3

      lmaoo

    • @migolas8222
      @migolas8222 Před 3 lety +6

      *Wow, i never thought google browser can start a war with hong kong. Is this some easter egg?*

    • @CryseTech
      @CryseTech Před 3 lety +1

      Haha Awesome :D
      made me laugh here

    • @lauraaa3117
      @lauraaa3117 Před 3 lety

      Best comment xD

  • @gbdornls
    @gbdornls Před 10 lety +123

    0:23 tha army is lagging

  • @MaxXFalcon
    @MaxXFalcon Před 3 lety +4

    4:22 Imagine if someone unexpectedly stops

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Let's all spare a thought for poor old Wang Zhang!
    Poor guys timing was off by 10 milliseconds, so he didn't make the cut.

  • @eternity7820
    @eternity7820 Před 3 lety +1610

    Jokes aside, this is actually impressive. As if they are under a hive mind like one of those alien movies

    • @bryantalvarez7536
      @bryantalvarez7536 Před 3 lety +120

      Is just discipline dude

    • @DanieliusAetius
      @DanieliusAetius Před 3 lety +101

      @@bryantalvarez7536 I think he knows that

    • @kurtwong9264
      @kurtwong9264 Před 3 lety +41

      Just endless training, we were required to do the same on P.E. class back in middle school. 🙄

    • @pchjca93
      @pchjca93 Před 3 lety +28

      Thats what makes them dangerous

    • @Kuro-wb8ue
      @Kuro-wb8ue Před 3 lety +31

      @Mr. Touch Sure,keep underestimate them.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 Před 3 lety +192

    Human resources: buy size 7 uniforms
    Assistant: How many of that size?
    HR: All of them.

  • @whoswhoatthezoo9372
    @whoswhoatthezoo9372 Před rokem

    It’s just a few lines of each branch of the service, repeated over and over by computer. If you look towards the end of the clip you’ll see
    the white road markings jump back every few seconds, don’t watch the marchers, look at what they’re marching on. Aside from that
    this is absolutely brilliant. Love it, well done to the person who created it.

  • @Pokemon_fan11
    @Pokemon_fan11 Před rokem +2

    The fact they’re so in sync is what sells it for me.

  • @lefu7812
    @lefu7812 Před 4 lety +237

    What if chinese army marching in sync is causing our world simulation's CPU to overheat

    • @dralfi7081
      @dralfi7081 Před 3 lety +4

      Its actual working

    • @justinreed6098
      @justinreed6098 Před 3 lety +7

      What if one of them up front tripped real big?

    • @michael2775
      @michael2775 Před 3 lety

      @uwau Exactly what I was going to say. A computer simulation would find this much easier.

    • @spaceman1596
      @spaceman1596 Před 3 lety +1

      @@michael2775 its finding it to easy so its generating things else where

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 Před 3 lety +2

      That would explain why I am now being rendered in 720p.

  • @USSR.T-90A
    @USSR.T-90A Před 3 lety +2392

    My immune system when Corona Virus entered my body:

  • @AJM-timecop
    @AJM-timecop Před 3 lety +5

    4:13 Have to admit, that move with the bayonets is pretty cool.

    • @Justin-cw7zf
      @Justin-cw7zf Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine if someone accidentally moves out of formation and gets stabbed because of it

  • @adamthompson6619
    @adamthompson6619 Před 3 lety +6

    I find it interesting, how in the wider shots, I thought " Thats the chinese army" and in the close shots you can see, they are all different, all people. I also find it funny how you could imagine this being a very well co-ordinated flash mob.

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon Před 4 lety +356

    *NK Army:* Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
    *Chinese Army:* Daft Pick - Get Lucky
    What else?

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Před 4 lety +98

      Russian army: actually singing I'm a Barbie Girl.

    • @build2270
      @build2270 Před 4 lety +48

      *American Army* : America Fuck Yeah

    • @gojosatoru8184
      @gojosatoru8184 Před 3 lety +17

      Malaysian Army: Roti Canai Song

    • @disc1142
      @disc1142 Před 3 lety +18

      Japanese army: Fighting gold

    • @suny7975
      @suny7975 Před 3 lety

      The latest video czcams.com/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/video.html

  • @HaotoAnimeOnPiano
    @HaotoAnimeOnPiano Před 3 lety +656

    I like how this got recommended after the clash with India and China's border

  • @beckinfidelis3916
    @beckinfidelis3916 Před 2 lety +2

    Beautiful! Incredible discipline, especially with so many people! It's so interesting to see that they appear to be exclusively about the same height too! 😆😆
    Synchronicity of movement, symmetry of design. Mmhmm 😌😌 nice to see.

  • @danielconde13
    @danielconde13 Před 3 lety +13

    Now imagine being that one guy that messes up the pace...

  • @misusatriyo
    @misusatriyo Před 4 lety +544

    Teacher: remember kids, embrace yourself, don't be afraid to be different. We must embrace diversity.
    Chinese army:

    • @HT-lr1rs
      @HT-lr1rs Před 4 lety +45

      Diversity was never an option

    • @horsemann7354
      @horsemann7354 Před 4 lety +13

      All armies are like this

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 Před 4 lety +23

      @@horsemann7354 no not really

    • @williamylee
      @williamylee Před 4 lety +17

      Unfortunately diversity is not a priority in most armies. Solidarity and coordination are.

    • @mohamedelhaddade6371
      @mohamedelhaddade6371 Před 4 lety +11

      diversity pff what a shiti concept

  • @lancethewisp1097
    @lancethewisp1097 Před 3 lety +382

    Every army getting ready
    The us army: starts twerking in the barracks

    • @throngcleaver
      @throngcleaver Před 3 lety +38

      Because the U.S. Army is so ready, that they have plenty of time for dancing.

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 Před 3 lety +15

      @@throngcleaver I beg to differ. I don't think so.

    • @SeaSaltK
      @SeaSaltK Před 3 lety +32

      @@osamabinladen824 Hey, u re dead

    • @throngcleaver
      @throngcleaver Před 3 lety +7

      @Sushant Kumar Well then, we'll just have to send him a bill for that chopper!

    • @nokiaforever461
      @nokiaforever461 Před 3 lety +2

      @@throngcleaver super duper missile😂

  • @EduardQualls
    @EduardQualls Před 6 měsíci +2

    *Red China: the world's best mass-dance troupe. (Especially when the women-soldiers go into battle wearing go-go boots, surrounded by all the seamen...)*

  • @syahmiwafiy2675
    @syahmiwafiy2675 Před 3 lety +5

    Dayum that's so satisfying

  • @furyberserk
    @furyberserk Před 8 lety +213

    I keep telling myself it's a giant camera trick, but I keep seeing individual faces.

    • @summerrr1
      @summerrr1 Před 4 lety +4

      They’re Chinese... same face

    • @jsjeheh
      @jsjeheh Před 4 lety +2

      @@summerrr1 please man don't be racist i mean why you want your nation burning like America?

    • @jasonmarcus1683
      @jasonmarcus1683 Před 3 lety

      @@whannabi hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D

  • @IncognitoSprax
    @IncognitoSprax Před 4 lety +193

    There's something aesthetically pleasing about this

    • @Bankable2790
      @Bankable2790 Před 4 lety +15

      Something??? Every part of this is aesthetically pleasing lol

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 4 lety +3

      It's deadass designed to be

    • @Frogkhan915
      @Frogkhan915 Před 3 lety +2

      aesthetic of the fascist annihilation of the individual

    • @stefm.w.3640
      @stefm.w.3640 Před 3 lety

      @@Frogkhan915 yea, looks like theyre mere cannon fodder to them :/

    • @robbuc5275
      @robbuc5275 Před 3 lety

      @@Frogkhan915 oh please stfu

  • @rickb_NYC
    @rickb_NYC Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mesmerizing. Perfect.

  • @brandon_2683
    @brandon_2683 Před 3 lety +212

    China got access to the military soldier duping glitch

    • @quarol732
      @quarol732 Před 3 lety +11

      /summon chineseman

    • @quarol732
      @quarol732 Před 3 lety

      @CrozDeffildPro fuck

    • @quarol732
      @quarol732 Před 3 lety +1

      @CrozDeffildPro man, you're laggin My word

    • @deltap6967
      @deltap6967 Před 3 lety +2

      @@quarol732 dont worry i got you bro

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 Před 3 lety +1

      so this is what happens when you type "mapower 10.000.000" in the consol

  • @GH-xt5df
    @GH-xt5df Před 7 lety +990

    1. Huge population.
    2. 180+ days of training for the parade.
    3. For the honor.

    • @jackl2257
      @jackl2257 Před 4 lety

      Cool

    • @levv1164
      @levv1164 Před 4 lety +2

      364

    • @Ernest-Li
      @Ernest-Li Před 4 lety +9

      Lev V a family friend was in the 2009 parade and it was 5 month

    • @Nilvolentibusje
      @Nilvolentibusje Před 4 lety +6

      Horor*

    • @drevil0076
      @drevil0076 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Ernest-Li Which is 5 months they don't have to train for war which makes them a paper tiger only capable of intimidating & murdering civilians.