Bill Cosby - Join The Navy

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • From his special, "49"

Komentáře • 171

  • @DaveAllen85
    @DaveAllen85 Před rokem +13

    Impeccable timing with the “and I was dressed” line.
    😂😂😂

  • @1toshi32
    @1toshi32 Před rokem +20

    I loved how he could make sentences with gibberish. That's hard to do.
    I actually saw him in Sydney with my brother and his mates. He was incredible. The thing I remember the most was the dentist story. He was a real craftsman.

    • @unimpressed..
      @unimpressed.. Před rokem

      That dentist skit was Excellent 😂😂 I saw it about 15 yrs ago on the DVD " Bill Cosby, Himself" It had me in tears laughing more than once before it was over.

  • @e.j.grandmaison8563
    @e.j.grandmaison8563 Před 3 lety +41

    American icon. One of the finest craftsmanship on stage. Did it without using profanity, you could listen to it without being embarrassed if your parents walked in the room. No, they'd sit down with you!

    • @donniesmith8985
      @donniesmith8985 Před 2 lety +2

      I believe, that black Americans, did this man a grave injustice, based on the evidence that was presented in the allegations presented against him, failed this great man, those who know me , know that i never gave up , on respect, and admiration for this man, but i am still ashamed that we didn't do more!

    • @raymondhill5323
      @raymondhill5323 Před 2 lety +3

      Sinbad was great too..no profanity

    • @efesoulficial
      @efesoulficial Před 2 lety +3

      @@raymondhill5323 And what Sinbad said about cancelling The Cosby Show on every network, and taking his Dr's away, but they didn't give the money back that he's donated throughout the years. The money's still good all of a sudden?

    • @joaovelho
      @joaovelho Před rokem

      No profanity, just rape

    • @Repent2Christ
      @Repent2Christ Před 9 měsíci

      It's why they had to stop him. Going to Comedy Central was what had them go after him.

  • @TheRamsesII
    @TheRamsesII Před 3 lety +13

    One the top - TOP - stand up comedians of all time. Ever.

  • @timmiller8495
    @timmiller8495 Před 2 lety +10

    “Didn’t even say good night “🤣🤣🤣

    • @jediskunk67
      @jediskunk67 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It’s a drill sergeant, HE’S NOT YOUR MUTHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  • @petec6159
    @petec6159 Před 6 lety +36

    I went to through Navy Boot Camp June 1988. Some things never change.

    • @kimcady7699
      @kimcady7699 Před 6 lety +1

      I remember my boot camp experience pretty much the same way. A few details were different, but not by much

    • @tubefan10
      @tubefan10 Před 5 lety +7

      YESS!! Me too 1986 and it's alllll TRUE!! INCLUDING...(and I swear to god it is) that light DOES have a sound!!!! Lmao!!

    • @t.t3708
      @t.t3708 Před 4 lety +1

      Pete C i go to meps this week hope everything goes okay for me.

    • @craigrusso9291
      @craigrusso9291 Před 4 lety +4

      I went thru Basic 1983 Parris island and wonder what the F did I do . But come to love it years later . Semper Fi!!

    • @tylerstadt8719
      @tylerstadt8719 Před 3 lety +1

      Great Lakes January 24th 2001 first day of boot camp

  • @mitiaoliver9738
    @mitiaoliver9738 Před 5 lety +91

    He’s interesting that he keeps mentioning jail. So sad...no matter what i won’t stop watching him. His work is brilliant.

  • @davidval7188
    @davidval7188 Před 4 lety +15

    The man is great.

  • @joelegand1035
    @joelegand1035 Před 5 lety +17

    Never standup comidian will come like mr.cospy , I respect his talent and he is a school much anyone should learn from him , espically his voice change and his look changes and how he control all the stage every moment .

  • @JL-sm6cg
    @JL-sm6cg Před 3 lety +11

    He actually finished high school through a correspondence course, then went on to college after he got out.

  • @annetteelliott1494
    @annetteelliott1494 Před 6 lety +29

    ....and I was dressed....pants on the wrong way...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ilikethecokev2
      @ilikethecokev2 Před 4 lety +1

      Jersey inside out, left shoe on the right foot, right shoe on the... both shoes on the same foot!

    • @BMan100
      @BMan100 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ilikethecokev2 Just don't forget to brush your teeth.

  • @pricefan2007
    @pricefan2007 Před 6 lety +39

    “Grab ya socks and grab ya socks and grab ya socks.”

    • @365handle
      @365handle Před 3 lety

      You know what he means😎

  • @JumpinPakFlash
    @JumpinPakFlash Před 9 lety +47

    "I'm not your muthaaaa!!"

    • @alexfraser8352
      @alexfraser8352 Před 8 lety

      my favorite line. but did that guy have to say it so menacingly?

    • @SteveShaha
      @SteveShaha Před 8 lety +5

      That's boot camp man, the best 9 weeks (in the Army) of your life :-)

  • @jediskunk67
    @jediskunk67 Před 6 lety +26

    "The enemy is not up at 4:30 in the morning."

  • @michaelfowler5760
    @michaelfowler5760 Před 6 lety +25

    I want every KATAKAMAKATA-FATAGAMAHADA...ON THE DECK!

  • @allenlovell1604
    @allenlovell1604 Před rokem +1

    EX-USAF here. My drill instructors woke us up by not banging on a garbage can ; no he picked up and threw that can down the hallway! Sounded like a bomb 💣 exploded ! You never saw people move so fast ; a few had their beds turned over “
    Boom, get your carcass moving , now ! “

  • @Csmooth69
    @Csmooth69 Před 7 lety +17

    "when im talking to you,,you keep your face closed!..Forward..Heyy!!!"

  • @richkeeshan9757
    @richkeeshan9757 Před 5 lety +8

    SIT UP AND LOOK AT ME NOW! SAY "AYE, SIR!"
    YOU ARE NOW AT UNITED STATES AIR FORCE BMT, 3448TH RECEIVING COMPANY! FROM HERE ON OUT, THE ONLY WORDS PUT OF YOUR MOUTHS WILL BE "YES OR NO, SIR!" WHEN ASKED A QUESTION, OR "RECEIVED, SIR!" WHEN GIVEN A COMMAND!
    Welcome to Air Force BMT.

  • @stevejones6247
    @stevejones6247 Před 4 lety +8

    never realized that Bill Cosby went to the Navy

    • @williamwalsh3983
      @williamwalsh3983 Před 3 lety

      That's where the CIA recruited him.

    • @brodocbetty4856
      @brodocbetty4856 Před 2 lety +1

      He's from that generation where most young men did a hitch in the military.

    • @battleborn8658
      @battleborn8658 Před rokem

      @@brodocbetty4856 They are better for it.

  • @theskeptic8489
    @theskeptic8489 Před 6 lety +27

    it was hard for me to get used to Cosby at first considering my generation's vulgarity but this is very good.

  • @anthonypalermo8816
    @anthonypalermo8816 Před 5 lety +8

    FREE BILL COSBY !!

  • @shibusaurav
    @shibusaurav Před 7 lety +45

    never watch him while eating, true story

    • @jonathanbeets397
      @jonathanbeets397 Před 6 lety +1

      Saitama Uchiha fuck around and inhale food into your lungs...

  • @cece2uu1
    @cece2uu1 Před 6 lety +13

    I don't care what they say, I stand by him and those women knew what they were doing

    • @cathridge
      @cathridge Před 5 lety +2

      Even if they did,, why would he drug and then rape them? So he could take away their right to consent bc he knew better. NEVER touch a woman with their consent even if they come half naked.

    • @matofisher8457
      @matofisher8457 Před 2 lety +1

      This is some dumb shit to say.

    • @johncournoyer3624
      @johncournoyer3624 Před 2 lety

      NOT my business! He is one of the best story teller, comedian of what happened in his childhood. He left a huge impression on my perspective of comics

    • @FlawlessSubZero
      @FlawlessSubZero Před rokem +1

      @@sounduser First things first why were they going into a private room with a married man in the first place?

    • @OzzyVRrealone
      @OzzyVRrealone Před rokem

      As long as he didn't boink kids then I don't care. This world is sick. He's the least of our problems

  • @mctropic
    @mctropic Před 2 lety +7

    He didn’t do anything wrong. Prove otherwise.

  • @MatthewEcclesiastes
    @MatthewEcclesiastes Před 6 lety +10

    I like the drill sergeant "what your mother didn't do for you" :) 7:24

    • @ClearedHot470
      @ClearedHot470 Před 5 lety

      They arent called drill sergeants. They are known as RDC (Recruit Division Commander). You usually address them as cheif, sir, or petty officer.

  • @brianboisguilbert6985
    @brianboisguilbert6985 Před 7 lety +17

    It was NOT " grab your socks and grab your socks" but rather grab a very personal part of the male anatomy. ;)
    My Company Commander tossed our barracks trash can down the center line to gently wake us up that first morning and on occasion to emphasize that we had some how in his words "F-cked up royally".
    Regardless of military outfit, It's an experience that positively molds you from then on, for the rest of your life.

    • @aimeemarsh2364
      @aimeemarsh2364 Před 5 lety

      Brian Bois Gilbert was it ‘grab your cocks and grab your rocks’?

    • @anthonypalermo8816
      @anthonypalermo8816 Před 5 lety +2

      Are you afraid to type in "fucked"?

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg Před 3 lety

      @@aimeemarsh2364 "DROP your cocks and grab your socks"! Our drill sergeant never said that to us, but when we were in reception, a few guys used to say it for fun when they called us down to formation through the intercom. lol

    • @365handle
      @365handle Před 3 lety

      Cosby said now that’s what we’re talking about when we talk about motivation.

  • @charless.sturdivant
    @charless.sturdivant Před rokem +1

    I still Like him😁

  • @TheKessi1000
    @TheKessi1000 Před 3 lety +23

    "I only came in here because I got a girl pregnant". So utterly realistic.

  • @sparetimenovels
    @sparetimenovels Před 3 lety +2

    Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle...

  • @masonthomas1140
    @masonthomas1140 Před 2 lety +5

    "I had no idea I was going to be penalized like that."
    I bet thats what she said too

  • @BaronFeydRautha
    @BaronFeydRautha Před rokem

    OK. I was "in" the Navy too. Well I made it like 3/4ths the way through boot camp before my flat feet decided to ruin that for me. That dream/waking up not knowing where you are is what everyone in boot camp goes through. I had it. I woke up at home and that intake barracks was a nightmare. NOPE. I was in the Great Mistakes. LOL

  • @georgewashington9173
    @georgewashington9173 Před rokem

    Definitely a comedic actor!

  • @zoesdada8923
    @zoesdada8923 Před 6 lety +16

    I wonder what kind of cigar he was smoking

  • @craigrusso9291
    @craigrusso9291 Před 4 lety +4

    Parris island 1983 . What the Hell did I do .

  • @taurusx1000
    @taurusx1000 Před 3 lety +3

    how many cuss words do u hear,this is the difference of Cosby

  • @dudadam7742
    @dudadam7742 Před 6 lety +3

    Maaaam

  • @michaelweyhrach1223
    @michaelweyhrach1223 Před 4 lety +2

    Too Funny.....

  • @vinjerumughogho2668
    @vinjerumughogho2668 Před rokem +3

    Don't talk to me unless you brush your teeth

  • @kurtpedersen1595
    @kurtpedersen1595 Před 6 lety +4

    whooboy

  • @tcbandeira
    @tcbandeira Před 4 lety +3

    Good move KKKKKKKkkkkkkkk

  • @justinduggan7023
    @justinduggan7023 Před 7 lety +55

    lol I don't care who he allegedly raped. I still hurt myself laughing at him 😂

    • @crystalwagner5993
      @crystalwagner5993 Před 7 lety +16

      Hate the sin but not the sinner.

    • @blotmaster1
      @blotmaster1 Před 6 lety +8

      Correct It is far too easy for women to lie about a man, even in tandem.

    • @kasliloyeyeye639
      @kasliloyeyeye639 Před 6 lety

      Me too

    • @mchlbw1950
      @mchlbw1950 Před 6 lety +2

      This man brought down the Berlin Wall. "If a black man can live like THAT in the west, we're on the wrong side of this wall." That became a mantra even the leaders muttered about. Then the trigger fingers loosened. This was the prep for, "Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall." I have a pic of a lady in high heels stepping over a big red painted line where the Berlin wall used to be. Ok. Bill was very naughty. He must be held accountable. BUT DON'T FORGET WHAT ELSE HE HAS DONE. please.

    • @arhuxtable
      @arhuxtable Před 6 lety +2

      Look what happened to him the other day. Found GUILTY by a jury of Cosby haters!

  • @garymclaughin
    @garymclaughin Před rokem

    So true if its true if on the firing line of the Navy got to beat them up first then get back to you. Sawadee 🤠

  • @peterjerchel4603
    @peterjerchel4603 Před rokem

    The most amazing talent

  • @stormwatcher1299
    @stormwatcher1299 Před 7 lety +14

    ♫ I'll make a man out of you ♫

  • @sarahzull6315
    @sarahzull6315 Před rokem

    The enemy is not up at 4:00 😂😂😂

  • @Legacy4magic
    @Legacy4magic Před 3 měsíci

    Love this without the dosed drink.

  • @peterjerchel4603
    @peterjerchel4603 Před rokem +1

    I .ove his talent, met in Alberta. Let me see the proof

  • @user-hq2fy5cs1k
    @user-hq2fy5cs1k Před rokem

    9:07 song

  • @gd6576
    @gd6576 Před 2 lety +2

    Would you put him on the Mount Rushmore of Comedians? I'm tempted now.
    I got Eddie, Dave, Pryor thus far.

    • @gd6576
      @gd6576 Před 2 lety +2

      My bad. Carlin, of course.

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 Před 2 lety

      @@gd6576 Yep. Cosby qualifies, overall. Those five will do.

    • @FlawlessSubZero
      @FlawlessSubZero Před rokem

      When you throw Foxx & Bernie in it gets even more complicated

  • @markjackson6431
    @markjackson6431 Před 14 dny

    “YOU ARE RUDE!”

  • @edivaldomoreira2271
    @edivaldomoreira2271 Před rokem

    Sou fã, porém traduzam, por favor. Grato.

  • @antioneberry2132
    @antioneberry2132 Před 6 lety +8

    that's g i joe a real american hero 🇺🇸🇻🇮🗽🔫!

  • @antioneberry2132
    @antioneberry2132 Před 6 lety +8

    it's called the united states armed services 🇺🇸🇻🇮!

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 Před 5 lety +3

      Yep. I went to RTC Great Lakes in '98. And while the whole initial experience left me a little rattled, I came to understand that there was a reason for it.

    • @williamwalsh3983
      @williamwalsh3983 Před 3 lety

      You know anything about MK ULTRA?

    • @whidoineedthis
      @whidoineedthis Před 2 lety +1

      @@cecilrichardson2494 i went to Great Lakes in 2010. Then Rotten Groton for BESS. What up Shipmate!?

  • @bootdude7527
    @bootdude7527 Před 3 lety

    YOUR MUTHEERRRRRRR

  • @maylove9559
    @maylove9559 Před 6 lety

    Lmao otf

  • @edwardbarnhart1698
    @edwardbarnhart1698 Před rokem

    Eggo

  • @houstonmuhammad843
    @houstonmuhammad843 Před 4 lety +3

    It's sad that the Cos won't admit that he is sexually crazy, like the majority of American men. If he did and threw himself on the mercy of the court of public opinion he could come out the winner. He could set a precedence and reclaim his legacy as the greatest comedian ever, which he is.

    • @365handle
      @365handle Před 3 lety +1

      No aren’t you glad he didn’t bow down?

  • @briancarpenter7179
    @briancarpenter7179 Před rokem

    Little did anyone know that one of America's biggest serial rapists is on that stage telling jokes but won't use swear words.🙄

  • @20alphabet
    @20alphabet Před 5 lety

    Ya gotta have a sense of humor to drug gorgeous women who see you as a means to an end, and watch them wake up to you wiping yourself off. Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!

  • @edwardbarnhart1698
    @edwardbarnhart1698 Před rokem

    Sandy ego, let go.

  • @lessonsobserved
    @lessonsobserved Před 6 lety +3

    Regardless of what this man did, as a comedian, he was terrible.

    • @kimcady7699
      @kimcady7699 Před 6 lety +7

      Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it is wrong.

    • @lessonsobserved
      @lessonsobserved Před 6 lety +2

      True: "Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it is wrong." Seriously though, the jokes are overly simplistic and his timing just doesn't work for me...

    • @tubefan10
      @tubefan10 Před 5 lety +4

      @@lessonsobserved They're not "jokes" and timing isn't even a factor in his standup. He's a story teller, and 90% of those stories are based on real life true happenings. He's an excellent story teller and comedian, and he performed standup on stage & recordings for 50 + yrs. I understand he's not your cup of tea I get that, but....from what your saying it seems your just not getting what he's doing. He's Bill Cosby, not your typical "So these two guys entered a bar" comedian.

    • @williamwalsh3983
      @williamwalsh3983 Před 3 lety

      😆

    • @365handle
      @365handle Před 3 lety +2

      @@lessonsobserved well it works well for others. His humor and comedy made him America’s dad remember?

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    @sparetimenovels Před 2 lety +1

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