I started playing Destiny 2 so you won't have to
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- čas přidán 25. 04. 2021
- how did I end up here?
►zan clan meme shirts
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►Kirin shirts and hoodies
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THE BOYS
Caleb: / ihal0xm4n
Solar: / solarvoid4
Yeti: / theyetiplays
►My things
Twitch: / theonlyzanman
Twitter: / theonlyzanny
Xbox: Sir Zanny
Subreddit: / zanclan
Discord: / discord
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DDM now has a discord and it's open to everyone. We got lfg, a text channel to ask about your weapon rolls, and a dresstiny fashion chat 👀 discord.gg/kvQaGFHynq
Huh cool, too bad the clan is fucking FULL
Let’s go!
Cool also I am literally playing destiny 2 right now
Zanny, I miss the Battlefront 2 vids😪
When you were talking about the ruinous effigy I remembered my Prometheus lens I had back a home
Zanny with his dogs: Man child
Zanny online: demonic entity.
Too true
czcams.com/video/BDyc9G-0vyM/video.html
*NOW THIS IS WHERE THE FUN STARTS CLOAKER NOISE*
@@nathanmorales7346 I’m
*Demonic presence level 5 detected*
Zanny somehow captures the extremes of joy and rage that is playing Destiny in one video
He also captured the rage and sadness when playing for honor
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The music swells, your friends scream, it is now or never! Bolts of plasma fly past you as you leap into the air. The yellow bar is full and you know precisely what to do. You activate your super, turning your character into a human missile and as you launch yourself towards the boss you know that this is the attack that will end it all. You hit your titanic foe straight in the head and obliterate them. Your friends cheer you on but you know that this victory wouldn't have been possible without them.
Every destiny player knows what awaits the victors, the sweet loot pilfered from the homes of vanquished foes. Your friend opens the boss chest to reveal your prize and you get a mediocre set of blue pants as some dude says some cliche bs about the darkness like "Where there isn't light [dramatic pause] there's dark." and yeah, no shit, light a candle you muppet and leave me alone...
@@apotato6278 ok potati
@@apotato6278 and your mate gets a thousand voices - this being his first run whilst you suffer on your hundredth
"I used the Warlock class for the space magic"
this man just described every Warlock main ever, including me...
As a player of only 2 days, I thought I'm gonna delete him but the space magic is all Im about now, tje fire sword is too edgy to give it up.
@@c_stonem8758 wdym edgy?
@@Me-eo1qq The fire sword is quite literally edgy ;)
@@fluff6811 ba-dum tis
I used it for the very cool fire speed boost in air trail very cool 💯 😎
The way we are going to beat the darkness: “just buy a fuckin lamp”
Can you drop my friend
@@tractorcannon8487 do the quest lol
@@wil.makesmusic I’m joking lol
@@tractorcannon8487 I’m aware. I was also joking. As a reward, have a 48 stat stompees.
@@wil.makesmusic yes.
Everyone has been in that situation where we laugh at someone for getting crushed by one of the cabal drop pods and proceed to get crushed by one a few seconds later
My friend and I have labeled getting hit by a drop pod as “podded”
So when one of us dies in the trostlands
Its just us going
“Podded?”
“Podded”
@@blasty117 For me, I just call it Caballed. Cause puns are fun.
@@mrhatty2644 thats brilliant
Hahah
I’m always the one getting laughed at
“yeah getting crushed by these happens a lo-“
The king of “I hate this game, I play it everyday”
That’s every single person who plays league of legends
@@williamoliver146 is playing league another method of CBT?
*Every single person who plays Destiny
w a r f r a m e
@@dankdio2887 too bad that game is extremely boring
“This is a Destiny 1 map this is just lazy” lost my sh*t to this lmao
That was me everytime they added a old map😂
I saw this the moment Zanny said this in the vid.
“I’m just so done with this. Oh! I finished that quest though!” That’s the entire gameplay loop pretty much
Zanny after finding pngs of Toby Maguire:
“I can milk you”
Ah, wise words from the E-man
Yes
@Anna stop spamming links
He just joined and already knows the pain of gambit.
It’s my fav game mode. I said it. I fucking said it. Come at me nerds
@@cykeeegrif2759 It was good before shadow keep ill give you that.
I like gambit as well even after shadowkeep
@@cykeeegrif2759 If you play 4 stack it's nice
You'll provably like that, you masochist
everytime zanny says “this game has so much content” r/DestinyTheGame loses twenty members.
lmfaoo
He did have a Clause "for new players"
r/DTG is just "shit on the game get karma"
@@moh-wm6cz that's just reddit in general, "say x to get y amount of karma"
@@poisonousarrow hell naw I been a reddittor for 9 years now
DTG is is only place with so many karmawhores with dumb suggestion
Same. I used to have a round ass, but playing this game for hours straight has made it flat.
Oof I hate when that happens. Poor guy.
"so you don't have to"
me who's been addicted since 2014: you're too late
I mean he played d1
Me too, help.
Same
Same
My thoughts exactly. I'm trapped. Send help
“ so you won’t have to” LAUGHS IN 1330 POWER
Laughs in 1331 power
LOL same
Laughs in 1332 power
Laughs in 1332 power
LAUGHS IN PLAYING SINCE D1 BETA
Your gambit footage is literally my experience with the gamemode the last 2 years, but not enough "everyone on the enemy team decked out with raid exotics and full heavy ammo all the time and deleting everyone with one shot upon invading or being invaded".
It hurts me, i cant stop.
Zanny: So I just started playing Destiny 2
His 1310 warlock: I B E G T O D I F F E R
He’s also complained about the dark below being money but bought the season pass and he somehow had deep stone crypt gear before he played gambit for the first time.
@@sandpaper7072 and he had on a ship only available for real money that was only ever offered during a single week forever ago.
@@jeremyrotenberg8426 sucks that he missed out on dark below when he ended to spending twice that on cosmetics 😔
i hope to god that isnt because of the artifact
@@sandpaper7072 Pretty sure that's all included with xbox gamepass. Which he does mention sometime during the video.
Zanny: “Why am I playing gambit with randoms?”
The real question is why he’s playing gambit at all
quests
@@theonlyzanny ❤︎
@@theonlyzanny is it worth it though ?
Destiny is like : you receive loot I receive your soul
@@theonlyzanny still, it's gambit
he's fabled 2, i've been playing destiny since forever and i've rarely been that high
"You can do things like... Lose your mind!"
I've *never* heard a more accurate description if Destiny 2. It's a cycle of game abuses player, player uninstalls, player reinstalls, rinse repeat
As someone who is currently redownload destiny 2 I agree
And now I’ve deleted it again lol
@@Badboy-wy6qo almost deleted it again last night in the middle of an EAZ run for solstice lol, I don't blame you
@@thehoodednerd6930 I love destiny. I just take breaks from time to time because it feels like I’ve done the content that is worth doing. It truly is an amazing looter shooter, and very few top it in that category. People take it way to seriously IMO.
@@Iamme08 game isn't fun to me. Grinding for hours just to get crapy loot, multiplayer isn't all that fun, grinding for legendary loot isn't fun, I don't have many friends who play Destiny 2 so I can't really do any raids, loot system sucks, boss fights are boring. This game just doesn't work in my opinion. Also you have to buy the DLC to get any good loot, then grind for hours to even get good loot
I was so addicted to gambit and then they changed it and now I'm like a boomer: "eeh what is this. Back in my day you had to win 2 out of three. Hunters had infinita blade barrage in tiebreaker".
lol or the 'I cant hear you over the sizzle of 2-4 geomaglocks frying the fuq out of this boss' during tie, good luck invading xD
addicted to gambit??? now that's one i've never heard before
Zanny: Hates the game, but can’t stop playing
Me, who’s been playing for 4 years: he truly is one of us
Fax
try playing since day uno
Indeed.
Apart of journey
True
I have never seen someone so emotionally invested in Gambit LMAO
ikr i was like dud ik u want exotics but malfeascence just aint worth it
czcams.com/video/BDyc9G-0vyM/video.html
That's me, when i was grinding the curated roll spare rations (when it was still a thing) and the drifter title too. 😂😂😂
Me who’s gotten Guilded Dredgen: *uncontrollable sobbing*
u haven’t seen me play
On day 1 deep stone I got past attraks at like 18 hours, and after that stress hearing deep stone made me cry. Best music Bungi has ever made. I tear up every time I hear it just thinking about that day, it truly was an experience.
@Oxxy maybe its not ur type its made by bungie same people who made halo music that is super popular
If you love Thorn that much I highly recommend working your way towards the Exotic Warlock Gauntlets “Necrotic Grip”, as it makes your melee do the same Thorn poison along with any enemy that dies from the poison (Melee or Thorn) explodes into more poison, afflicting even more enemies
Cayde: C’mon back, Guardian, at least you got some loot.
Zanny: See, this guy gets it
Oh...oh no
😔
An Ace,
Indeed.
....funny robot man will not be replaced
Big sad
@@CocoTreeMann too soon
"please help I'm addicted"
Aren't we all?
Yes. Yes we are
*Indeed*
my couple of hundred hours and major cripling depression caused by those hours is depressing but i cant stop
@@marcusmarcus986 couple hundred? Pfft those are baby numbers. Try to match my 1,250 hours of playtime! (What do I do with my life...)
Yikes this game is terrible lol and I was a huge destiny fan
"All those randoms you hate in gambit Jerry? Those are my alt accounts."
Zanny speedrunning the 5 Stages of grief while playing Gambit is the biggest mood
“This game has so much content, you can do things like lose your mind.”
If only it had dedicated servers.
@@BasketxCase ???
@@venomous5291 Why the question mark? Its true
I read this comment not thinking it was a real quote, then he immediately said it.
@@jordankrueger
Destiny servers are fine
“I’m not playing destiny 2 it’s an elaborate prank”
Game blows him off the side of a cliff.
He's not playing Destiny 2, Destiny 2 is playing HIM!
"The lore of destiny is getting loot at the end" that's why It has the best lore
Ah yes I love the lyrics of deep stone lullaby
"GUARDIAN DOWN"
Sees a 19 minute Zanny vid*
“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”
And it's Destiny
"Do things like play Gambit"
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
My man using Aeons by himself.
Zanny for thirty fucking minutes straight: " This is a Destiny One Map!"
Mira: Catches ball
Kirin: Earns free pets
Makes complete sense
Yeah
Miro
One minute they’re screaming at each other, the next;They’re singing together.
Example A: 17:50-18:00
2:41 "why I am playing gambit whit randoms" a yes the ultimate gambit experience
I have been playing D1 & D2 since beta and this is, without a doubt, the greatest review I have ever seen. Thank you!
The best part of Destiny 2 is when you get randomly crushed by the Cabal pods.
That's called getting Caballed.
There are two ways of dying in Destiny 2.
1: Cabal pods
2: cabal frags sticking to your very body.
This is non negotiable
@@austindemuynck9460 you forgot the Hive seekers.
@@betterdevils8734 and shield bash into a wall
@@austindemuynck9460 You also forgot the taken phalanx with their shield
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Describes Bungie perfectly.
They became the villain when they got rid of the story, I loved the story
*AHM BAHTMAHN*
@@jackcoughlin632 for real now it's just "gEt To ThE sHiP" before it was "Start from nothing, discover new planets and people and differents enemies and destroy the cabal emperor"
I can attest to this
7:06, As a Puerto Rican, i just want to say that is absolutely true
My first time watching you content, very wholesome to see someone enjoying destiny that much; and you’re absolutely hilarious.
"This is a destiny 1 map"
-Sun Tzu
Remember back when Caleb would NOT stop playing Destiny and you were shaming him for it
haha
Just did the Vault of Glass raid and I now understand Zammy's reaction to playing a raid for the first time.
4:23 I can’t stop imagining the bonk noise when the ball hist the boss.
Zanny: Miro catch the ball.
Miro: *catches it*
Zanny: *pets kirin*
Miro: *sad face*
"The darkness of the darkness got darknessed by the creator of darkness,,who used the Power of ultimate darkness "
~destiny 2~
Omg , daddy zanny noticed me !
*dahkness
Still a better story than Twilight...
omg im new to destiny very2 new but i bumped into your channel it got me laughing non stop, ill for sure sub you awesome and comical content!! i love it especially the part doing gambit hahahah
Ight I’m subbing, 0:40 seconds made me laugh more than I have in months bro😂🤣🤣
I need a perfect cut of Caleb's "AAAWOOLOOLOOLOO" to turn into my ringtone
There’s a 2min vid about them going awwwwwoloo
@@colonelcorey8652 link NOW
@@colonelcorey8652 I know, but it all has background noise. I'm not complaining though because I already use them
*Deep Stone Lullaby plays*
Zany: *Respects it*
Me: *Crying twice*
Ahh, yes. The start of a journey well remembered for eons.
We need a full cover of “Hurt” from Zanny in the new year.
Loot: Flies out of chest
Zanny: *monke noises intensify*
"So you won't have to"
Proceeds to have mental breakdown in 1330 light
I feel your pain brother
the instant regret in zanny's voice when playing gambit with randoms is the best thing ever
You’re stellar bro. Love the editing and content.
“You can do so many things like, lose your mind” yes, yes you can.
FINALLY!!!!!! ONLY TOOK 5 YEARS BEFORE THE DESTINY VID
>:(
Shame the game is awful now
@@scalychannel5897 yeah man destiny 2 is so awful 🙃
@@iam_FLAME why's that?
@@scalychannel5897 yeah man so bad. If only we had you developing it it would be so much better
Welcome back started actively playing it again and I felt it when u said why am I playing gambit with ramdoms ❤️😂
16:45 I got a memory of a Jez stream I was watching back when Forsaken was released, and someone in the chat said: “what’s with key head?” And everyone, I mean EVERYONE, including Jez was laughing about it. That’s what I remember when I see that cutscene.
It was by thejez and yes it was hilarious
@@ArkaSaurusRex218 Jez clips give me life.
"I'm the person I'm mad at"
- Me, after Nova Bombing a low hanging ledge and dropping 15 motes.
this is literally me
"Yeah the monsters don't slide around with shotguns and shit" Is the perfect summary of the crucible experience
I say "fuck shotguns" in crucible more often than I can keep count of.
It's so sad, I use felwinters and I am ashamed of myself to even use it.
@@morrigan7038 I couldn't handle the shame. Had to go back to my CQC shotty
I read this right when he said it lol
@@morrigan7038 reject felwinters, embrace fighting lion
"The Lore of Destiny 2 is that you get loot in the end." Well as a D2 lore-enthousiast I can... not really disagree.
i like your video's man . funny and you are a truly legend having fun playing game with friends that the way people's should do
Zanny:"I came here for a more polished experience"
Zanny: experiences an absolutly not polished experience
this is also my Palindrome drop rate experience
Zanny: “it’s free on game pass. That’s why I’m playing it.”
Steam: “Am I a joke too you”
swear its free on all platforms
I think he is referring to the dlcs being free on gamepass lol
On game pass u get all the expansions too
@@sertanki1472 ah right. pretty good considering almost all of the game was removed.
@@poohead7273 Bruh I have it, but none of the expansions. It gets so boring because there is absolutely nothing to do.
Next video idea: suffering in Trials of Osiris in Destiny 2 because I hate myself
Its so refreshing coming back to these vids in 2023
Zanny: The lore of Destiny 2 is that you get loot at the end.
I wish he were lying.
"Caleb knows best, he is the All Knower"
Little did you know, Datto exists
True though haha
Al hail the all seeing Datto in his infinite glory of "Optimal DPS"
What about fallout bro
@@p3gun937 he’s the Holy Spirit, datto is Jesus of optimal dps and byf is God of lore
@@hambletarroyo3612 true
Damn me being a Puerto Rican, I wasn’t expecting a Puerto Rico joke from you. 😂😂 love ur content thooo
I love music trips so much. Just closing your eyes and embracing and focusing on the beautiful music is wonderful.
"Something something darkness"
- Sun Tzu
Next zanny video:
I suffered in trials so you wont have to
FACTS 🤣
Can't wait its going to better than a movie
2:32 That is why I stopped playing Gambit outside of the 3 weekly matches for the pinnacle drop.
11:41 RIP to that goblin
“I wanted a gear game but outriders is shit so I played destiny 2”
-Sun Tzu
Nah monster hunter was on sale. Monster hunter it is.
However monster hunter only has monsters. Not big Chongoos, and a big orb and Triangle
lol outriders is way more fun than destiny 2 even with the countless technical problems
@@ek9750 ding dong thou opinion is wrong.
@@ek9750 ur just blatantly wrong
“Enemies you kill with ruinous effigy drop this sphere”
Fun fact, they are the sphere! You did this to them!
Man, it's so good to see someone enjoying D2
13:23 is me in D1 during the mission The Siege of the Warmind. I usually play without music, but whenever it comes to this mission, I unmute it for that sweet violin music.
“So you won’t have to”
You just made me wanna play it again
Me too brother
This time I have to thank him for playing so I don't have to. I want to enjoy the story, but I just don't like the way the gameplay's been going.
Loot: *pops out of a chest*
Zanny: *Excited monkey noises*
Gryphon noises
@@woodsylightning tiandi noises
yo ross XD
One of the greatest summaries of Destiny currently xD Keep it going! I wish I had a clan and mates like you do! :D GL HF!
It might be strange but when I got the cold snap on my titan I heard the exotics stranger talking about darkness in the first clips and instantly that clip played in my head lmao.
"I just won a game - and I get trash loot."
Gambit in a nutshell.
About 95% of Destiny.
Well Every 1000 games you get a bottom Dollar so thats Something
There's the rare ocassion you get three bottom dollars and promise to never set foot on Gambit again
@@Walnusskreis Or like me and get two back to back. From about 4 games, rng is a funny thing
@@Walnusskreis i playde one game 4 games after a week got 2 exotics and 2 bottoms
“at least the soundtrack is nice”
the most unproblematic thing in destiny
The visuals of destiny are pretty great as well
The only parts Bungie seems to nail all the time...
Soundtrack, gunplay immersion and visuals are always spot on
@@501sttrooperbmc2 the music team has the same guys who made the halo soundtracks
That "choose wisely" brought back some memories lol
I trip out sometimes watching Zanny as I’m usually stoned so when he’s talking about his friend Caleb, I think my phones talking to me sometimes 😂
I think his dogs are the only thing allowing him to keep his sanity
the amount of times he said: "THIS GAME JUST HAS SO MUCH CONTENT!!" makes me smile
I wanna be there when he realises this "expansion" is actually a reduction.
@@TheTrueFeleas yup... well he wasn’t around so he’ll probably be like: that sucks. But still play if he decides he doesn’t care.
@@TheTrueFeleas he wasn't around to see there was more
Man…Deep Stone Lullaby is amazing.it’s so peaceful and calming.
"DiD yOu ShOw ThE dArKnEsS wHaT lIgHt CaN dO?"
Hey, Shaxx... I think we must talk, bro!
honestly seeing zanny experience destiny 2 for essentially the first time takes me back, first playing gambit, doing your first raid, and discovering exotics for the first time is really something special man, also hearing Deep Stone Lullaby for the first time is truly magical
Zanny a real one for including deep stone lullaby in his first destiny video. I was so hoping he would take it into his video
he played d1
@@Isaac-uk8rv I said “experience destiny 2” for a reason
@@adelaidecruse2145 and proceeded to list identical experiences to those in d1, except for the last one
@@Isaac-uk8rv it’s a seperate game and you still go through the same emotions even if they’re similar experience, except better
this guy is gonna convince me that Destiny and Kingdom Hearts shared the same universe
its a theory A GAME THEORY
i missed all my destiny moments. from D1 to D2. but all my friend already stop playing. i play alone until i finally stop playing. its nice to see ppl play with their friends. when u alone there's some activity to do but its going repetitive n u will get bored. i remember playing crota's end raid alone. using glitch just to get the loot. dem memories.
I like how right after the Deep stone crypt music chill vibe returns to havoc messing about straight after 😂