When your Assassin is actually cool - Your Skit Idea 2
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- čas přidán 20. 02. 2023
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Steven could film himself reading Apple terms of agreement and still be funny.
HAHAHAAAAA that’s a fire comment
Oh hey, this got pinned.
only if he did this...
@@StevenHehi
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Steven meets Steven's dad's grandfather, who deals emotional damage to Steven's dad like it's a friday night.
@whaaa t no it’s not
you sit here and complain about the emotional damage I give you, my dad just skipped that step and went straight to the physical damage, I still can' use my left arm to this day and walk with a constant limp if i'm not smoking opium. It was my dad who got me hooked and he was my dealer, I got 0.25 grams for each A in class and a broken metacarpal for each grade lower than that to motivate me to get more opium for the pain.
yes this is so smart
Why is the not the most liked comment?! WHY?!
TABLES TURNED
0:45 Steven's actually got some sick moves! 😂
Honestly the assassin was the best friend that Steven has ever had
What if Steven’s dad was a therapist?
Yes, just yes
OMG Yesssssssss!
Do it Steven! Please! 🙏
oh boi
@@StevenHe Omg u replied 1 second ago
Do a skit where Steven's dad takes Steven's math test and realizes it's actually hard.
ohhhhhh that's good
Fr
Yeah but he's quickly gonna hide his reaction and pretend it never happened
This one needs to get big
THIS I gotta see!
0:50 no way this dude just pulled a JoJo pose and thought we wouldn't notice
How are you able to make that much entrainment from just a single sentence? That was brilliant, M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of the plot twists in this one 🤣
I propose:
Failure Therapy.
Steven and his dad go to therapy, and the therapist progressively gets on the dad's side
wow sounds like my chinese parent teacher conference
@@StevenHe that'll do as well lmao
@@StevenHedear lord China sounds rough
I REALLY like this one 🤣🤣
Uno reverse: the therapist is also a failure
Do a skit where your grandma comes in and starts bossing you around that would be hallarious
oh boi.... let's see if this one gets big
I love this, but it would be even better if asian dad is giving Steven a hard time, and then asian grandma throws the same stuff at asian dad but ramped up to 11.
@@StevenHe it will
I believe it would
@Be Straight bot 🤖
@Mai Halfawy there's some wierd bot going around i think
I love how he can geek out hand gestures while he’s tied to a chair 😂😂😂
Karen VS Asian Manager WOULD BE A ABSOLUTE COMEDY BOI! This video was so good
i couldn't explain to my parents why i wasn't subscribed. Well now i am subscribed
Dude, you should totally do a skit where you are at a supermarket and the cashier at the checkout keeps on asking for things like if you want a discount, 50% off on a car, a chance to win a turkey, a chance to adopt a puppy. And it just keeps on getting more ambitious and scary. That would be super funny.
"Would you like a trip to pluto? 70% off. 50% if you opt for a return trip"
"Hah I come by myself, no need for fancy rocket. You know, back in my days..."
The Cashier should be Stevens, dad, and Stephen the customer
This one has my vote!
Then Steven's dad comes out and the skit flashes forward to the dad holding a wad of cash signifying he sold the cashier stuff instead lol.
@@AstraHowl (imagin in Steven's dads voice.)
I open sardeen can to float to America. eat nothing but sardeens, but still arrive with more sardeens than I left with. I start sardeen business.
You can tell he was having a lot of fun making this one 😂😂
yuuuup i was
@@StevenHe love your videos man! Please keep them coming!
Someone who's having fun WOULD do a somersault
"Galaxy brain brain so big bro think s in 4k" 😂 2:00
Bro untied himself, survived a bullet, and walked off poison... Thats some Asian power right there.
The legends say Steven laughed so much at his own skits that he has almost no stress left 🤣
Impossible….
@@StevenHe no it's not
@Don't Read My Profile Photo don’t comment and they won’t have a chance to
No stress origame mix
A skit where the main character of a video game gets killed and respawns but the guards are questioning why the guy they just killed got up and acted like nothing happened
NICE I like this one
This needs more attention!
He could encourage him to become who he is now. For example, Stevens Dad is the kind And Steven knows that’s not right so he helps him by showing him the ways of emotional damage
@@StevenHe I love your videos thar so funny
Steven’s dad telling a story from his childhood, from walking to school to the invention of physics. Would be funny 😄
You're an absolute delight, thank you for always making me laugh and smile. 😂❤
Plot twist: 20 years later Steven becomes the Harvard Neurosurgeon and encounters Timmy's Dad who has a 9 year old piano prodigy son but can't cook rice
....what hahahaha
@im sacred ok now you’re just becoming a bot
An April Fool's skit where Steven's dad lists all the reasons why he's proud of his son.
🤣🤣🤣
Number Wan: He Fat!
Namba Two: He can cook rice unlike Timmy
Numba Thre: Steven’s dad is the face of the channel
That’s funny 😂
Short list
You know… I’d say that’s harsh but probably just accurate.
I love the bloopers and you just obviously having the time of your life making this.
3:04 season 1 and 2 was in fact a lot better than 3 and 4
which anime he was talking about when saying that? aot?
@@hairyynigget69 yep
Do a skit where it's an Asian family gathering and Steven's dad and grandad argue over who had it harder when they were kids.
That doesn't really work because hardship is kinda the "elderly privilege" if you see what I mean
@@CorckSnipetrue
this one would be insane
Yae
Do one where his grandma comes over and started exposing that his dad is actually a failure and nothing he said that he achieved is true but then Steven wakes up realizing it’s all a dream. Then when his grandma actually comes she praises his dad and she hits Steven with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Steven do this please! Lol
But Grandma realized that her son raised a failure which makes him a failure by extension
It'll be a shame if this idea loses. It's gold Jerry.
dam
0:16 🪦RIP to the people wearing headphones
This is one of the best skits I’ve seen. Really love it!
Those are my two brain cells at 3am. How did you capture the chaos so perfectly?? 😂😂😂
2 last brain cells: I am chaos
I love that the victim just dab like if his hands we’re untied, get up from the chair and the assassin didn’t notice 😂
Lol the actings and the dramatic scenes lol
you assassinated my with laughter. the bullets of comedy struck deep into my soul lmao
Hilarious! I'd love to see Steven's dad at a car dealership trying to buy a car. He constantly wants to be cheap with upgrade packages that are the Dollar Tree upgrade versions.
Yes!
That is pretty funny
Off brand cars?
Yes!!!!!!!!
And in the end Steven's dad sells the owner off the car dealership his own cars
WHY WAS THIS SO GOOD hahaha
Ikr
1:07 when you vibe with your killer
steven can make murder funny as hell
Just sweep it under the rug.... Nuns the wiser
Stevens dad finally says he’s successful (it’s a dream)
HAHA that's good
@@StevenHe haha thanks
this is possibly the longest 3 minutes of chaos i’ve ever watched in the history of my existence so far
I am chaos
The first skit is a strait up fever dream
I love how he cracks himself up😜. It makes him even funnier
Not a skit idea but I'd kill to see all of the bloopers for these skits. Watching you crack up at yourself is often just as good as the skits themselves.
Yeah a good joke when the comedian can't even hold the character because it's too funny even for himself.
That’s a fantastic idea. I’ve thought of just doing a massive blooper compilation every month
@@StevenHe please, I'm begging you, do a blooper video. Just the few scenes of you cracking up at the end make me laugh, so I'd gladly watch a full video.
@@StevenHe yes please
@@StevenHe We all would love a compilation of bloopers 😌
I need to see Steven's dad as a martial arts teacher. He treats all of the students as harshly as he does Steven. He thinks they are all failures. In this skit I would love to hear "You all failures" and "why yo kick so high?!?!"
P.S. I would give anything to have Steven's dad as my Tae kwon-do instrutor.
Time for the ranged weapon portion of the class.
The amount of roasting in this would be insane
@@The_Charlatan “we will be learning about the long range slipper and the short range tree branch”
@@0SimpleSam “when I was your age we had no protection gear, you get kicked, you die.” “Back in my day we had to perform all of our patterns barefoot in the snow under a waterfall on top of a mountain.” “We had to walk twenty miles to the top every day after school and train till dawn.” “You have it so easy yah.”
Steven is just unhinged this video
These are my favorite Steven He sketches.
thanks for making my idea into a skit steven!!!! this literally made my whole year :')
glad you also enjoyed making it!!
Yayyy I loved making it! Thank you for the idea
I so sorry your son disappointment but mine doesn’t even know what rice IS @Steven He
@@kathaira9431 sadge
Lol 😂
I don't want it to last for a year because I want more and more keep it up bro You're awesome
A skit where Steven finds a maths test in which his dad failed back in his school days would be fire. Great content
Agreed
😂😂😂
This needs to happen
DONT FORGET THE SLIPPER
Not gonna be your skit if thats what you wanted sry but I found one with 25k likes
give this man an oscar i swear on that note i want steven to make a skit about the people who say thanks to literally everything when they win an oscar
This would be hilarious
Your acting skills have really improved- gives me goosebumps
I know this will be a tough skit, an impossible fictional scenario but hear me out... Steven's dad is proud of Steven.
Haha I don’t think we have the cgi budget for that
@@StevenHe but what if its happening in Stevens dream and when he wakes up he sees his father doing _(insert something here)
@@sheaksadi preparing the slippers
@@StevenHe Don't even worry, it won't happen anyway
So, Stevens dad on his death bed...?
The assassin: *has someone captured*
The captured person: *is stuck*
*not even a minute later*
captured person: *casually stands up freely to hype the assassin*
Big facts
plot armours be like
Cool idea
Me seeing 420: *I HAVE THE POWER*
I willl be the 500th like then...
There is soooo much energy in this 😂😂😂
2:20 WHAT THE VACUUM GUN
I'm 45 years old and laughing my guts out from all those movies and anime references. You kill me.
🙏🏻❤️ thank you Daisy! That’s so kind of you 😂 I’ll do my best
@@StevenHe oh sorry I thought you where talking about my dog
@@Fireblaster22k wth lol
I 44. Why you always one year bigger faaaaliure?
55 here and he puts a smile on my face everyday, Steven you're not a failure, you're a super cool failure.... LMAO
Imagine if one day Steven just got his _actual_ Dad to be the "disappointed father" character... Even if was just for a single reaction shot in the middle of a skit just to throw us off.
His bio dad is outta the picture. He considers his step dad his real dad. Not even asian
@@carolea1629 that's an even better skit then. Get his non asian stepdad to act like he's disappointed,
Asian dad thought I was failure so I got new dad, new dad: you still failure
@@rodrigoespinoza4833 COLD ❄️ 🥶
Skit Idea: Steven's dad teaches us about how to be proper children. (Dad's idea of perfect)
Or upload a bunch of bloopers
The characters turning look ridiculous that I was spitting my water out cause it was so funny!! 😂😂😂
Steven you never fail to make me laugh so hard, keep up the amazing skits mate, love them a lot!
this should be the skit idea
Thank you mate! I appreciate you here. will do my best
@@StevenHe I love your videos
This one
The fact that the two charecters could be best friends if they weren't enemies makes it even funnier
I will never get tired of the props for 'weapons' lmao 🤣
2:10 This is the best plot twist the entire video!!!!!😂
We could probably do an entire 30 minutes of Steven laughing at himself. 😆
Bruh yes
Steven just yelling and roaming around in circles had me laughing so hard!! So funny! 😂🤣🤣
Right 😂
🤣🤣🤣
IKR
"brain so big he thinks in 4k" 😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
Dammm that editting n roubd riund circles yo! Toooo funny!! 😂😂
The amount of energy you show on both characters just made my day. I hope Sarah Halley Finn call you soon for Shang-Chi's sequels.
This was so awesome indeed. All of it ^^
I was just taking a break from studying, and this skit just release. Thank you Steven for relieving my stress from studying.
What a Great honor. I shall perform my duty
Funniest video ive seen in years 100% , all your videos are great and just when i thought you couldnt get any funnier you punch me in the gut with this one , Great work Steven !
Personally, I’ve been going through some depression over life, but then I came back to your channel and stumbled upon this video, and god DAMN did I have the laugh of my life! You have really good content Steven
Also, if you could, make a skit where a history channel makes things REALLY off, such as tanks doing Goku’s Kamehameha or something extremely hilarious
I love the fact that Steven uses regular household objects for the guns. A brush for the assassin had me dying!
I love that it looks like you're having so much fun doing these videos, and I think that's also why your channel is becoming so popular these days. Your joy of making these videos shines through, and I can't help but smile throughout most of your videos, and it's not just because of your A+ jokes lol.
Your videos are such a joy to watch, thank you for making them :)
Bro I’m dead
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:03. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:0 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:02. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:01. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 0:00. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
Totally
im afraid “emotional damage” is the only thing people are gonna know steven for, when he makes and recreates hilarious skits like this
(this is legit the best one yet in my opinion)
steven is the leader of comedy
even my mum laughed!!!!!
The amount of commitment to the bit was past maximum
We need a skit of Stevens Dad filling in for Dr. Mike for a day
oh my god hahah
VAPO RUB
The pure *energy* in this was priceless lol
Made my night better, 11/10
Holy frick this had me crying, probably one of his best vids 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:15 bro had no clue what just happened 😂
Skit Idea:
Food that guilt trips you into not eating it, but then your asian dad threatens you to eat the food but the food keeps guilt tripping you and you're stuck in a loop.
I love your videos and they always bring a smile to my face, keep up the good work :)
thank you! but I'm so comfused
Basically, a food convinces you not to eat it. Your dad wants you to eat it. It goes back and forth and you're stuck in a loop. Hope that helps XD
skit idea: steven's dad comes in but he's actually being positive and appreciating steven.. ultimately driving steven nuts due to his unusual behavior
This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time
The bloopers were too good😂😂
Do a skit where Stevens dad actually tries to help Steven get a job but doesn’t help at all the whole time 😂
okay first of all, the Taken reference was not unnoticed, I actually laughed out loud.
second of all… as an actress i can totally relate to how much fun he’s having while filming these videos, being able to speak as loud as he want and roll around on the floor without any judgement!! you have so much fun, Steven, and it’s so fun to watch.
This was SO MUCH fun to watch!!!! Man, and I thought the gun enthusiast skit was over the top. But this was....... something else entirely 😂😂😂😂😂 Where the hell does he get all those poses from? 😂😂😂
This is so chaotic and i love it.
The geeking out skits are the best kind of skits. Way better than the off brand ones.
Do one where he goes back in time and meets his dad. He learns his dad is a FAILURE but Steven then sympathizes and understands why his dad wants him to be successful
I love how he is casually holding a broom head 😂
why am I watching this over and over again ....this is busssin
steven is always so positive, he always makes my day
Sounded like Wildcat saying let me get that rotation real quick 3:31 🤣
He's legit funny as hell lol
I want to see how Timmy's dad talks about Steven, that would be amazing.
Yesss, like how Stevens dad is always talking about how “you know how Jesus walk on water? TIMMY CAN RUN.” what if Timmy’s dad is the same with Steven? Or......... Timmy’s dad is all like ‘Timmy if you don’t get A+ in math you gonna end up like your cousin Steven, leh. He got a b in English, now he sells toasters.’ 😊
Great idea, I want to see this one more than any other ideas I’ve seen! ❤❤
@@momtaylor3169 lol, my exact thoughts aswell.
I love how he walk in circles with his arms like that, with hype and sass. Lol
this is the best one yet haha
Content creators are like university students, broke and love tips but make the best content ever
This was epic!!! “Brain is so big, he thinks in 4k!” Lmao 😂😂😂. You activated my trap card, Hit then with the UNO Reverse Card, etc. So many cultured anime references in here. Well done Steven!
THANK YOU! I'm a man of culture
LMAO I wish I was Steven's neighbor to hear this all out of context during filming
Yeah my neighbors don’t
"YES SIRRRR" I CANT 💀💀💀💀
Steven is the only person in the world who can make a dab cool again
the way they both spin around and the way the camera tracks it smoothly made me laugh so hard 😂
2:05 the pure chaos is so funny