YOU vs JIGSAW (Saw Movie) Could You Defeat and Survive Him? || FUNNY ANIMATION CHALLENGE

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  • Could you survive the torturous puzzles of the dreaded Jigsaw from the Saw movies? In today's funny educational animation video we show you the best way to defeat the evil man, without becoming one of his victims.
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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  Pƙed 5 lety +3636

    What part of your body would you sacrifice to put the scale in your favor? đŸ€”

    • @conorkiddell9245
      @conorkiddell9245 Pƙed 5 lety +880

      My testicles

    • @glenock3405
      @glenock3405 Pƙed 5 lety +171

      I would have sacrificied anything for this video. I always hoped it would go well.

    • @halumstood
      @halumstood Pƙed 5 lety +270

      The Infographics Show id cut off all my hair Mulan style. And maybe a few toes and finger tips.

    • @tamoracemo2048
      @tamoracemo2048 Pƙed 5 lety +151

      A pinkie toe

    • @paver3601
      @paver3601 Pƙed 5 lety +152

      If I had a really high pain tolerance, then my appendix. But if not, my leg because I don't like sports.

  • @reagansiduch1176
    @reagansiduch1176 Pƙed 5 lety +11504

    Jigsaw: “you wasted your life playing video games”
    Also jigsaw:”wanna play a game?”

    • @xiaoliouyang9979
      @xiaoliouyang9979 Pƙed 5 lety +170

      Monopoly?

    • @thememesterbutdifferentname
      @thememesterbutdifferentname Pƙed 5 lety +28

      So true

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 Pƙed 5 lety +15

      Games are cancer

    • @Sokoroz
      @Sokoroz Pƙed 5 lety +59

      @@BatziBoah Not really, they are quite similar since a video game is still a game

    • @WillowLemmons
      @WillowLemmons Pƙed 5 lety +57

      @@1mol831 so what do you do with your life then,sit around all day? That has too get really boring

  • @noellechapman7667
    @noellechapman7667 Pƙed 4 lety +1393

    “This is actually a real easy trap to escape from, all it requires is upper body strength.”
    Me: well, Jesus, I’ll see you soon

    • @icommandyew8221
      @icommandyew8221 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Noelle Chapman 😭😭😭 underrated

    • @lovrokelentric7553
      @lovrokelentric7553 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Relateable

    • @VideosNoOne
      @VideosNoOne Pƙed 4 lety +15

      Funny comment but because of my autism I have to point out that the adrenaline rush would make you able to do it even if you can't even do a regular pull up.

    • @mr.l42
      @mr.l42 Pƙed 3 lety

      same

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@VideosNoOne this actually comforts me,thank you

  • @piyushbhone5674
    @piyushbhone5674 Pƙed 5 lety +1203

    Wanna surive ?
    Just say , " no "
    He can't play a game without your legal consent

    • @Sn_da_1st
      @Sn_da_1st Pƙed 4 lety +48

      You can’t die without consent oh wait

    • @Shlurpy448
      @Shlurpy448 Pƙed 4 lety +20

      Shakobi Neal, grim reaper don’t need no consent

    • @jj-ch2mw
      @jj-ch2mw Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Genius

    • @firewolf3622
      @firewolf3622 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      True 😂😂😂

    • @ghitamohorea9207
      @ghitamohorea9207 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Bro your probably gonna be forced

  • @VeryNotSober
    @VeryNotSober Pƙed 4 lety +670

    Jigsaw: Wanna play a game?
    Me: No
    Jigsaw: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @amrumubina9769
      @amrumubina9769 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Bruh

    • @alakavra1798
      @alakavra1798 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      Jigsaw never said “Wanna Play a game”
      He always said “I want to play a game”

    • @dilanlol6046
      @dilanlol6046 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      he never says " wanna play a game "

    • @dilanlol6046
      @dilanlol6046 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      he's too smart for that

    • @arielperez3613
      @arielperez3613 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      He never says “wanna play a game” he always said “I want to play a game”

  • @jaylinmsmith
    @jaylinmsmith Pƙed 5 lety +1711

    Jigsaw: “Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.”
    Also Jigsaw: Waste his life making up games and torturing people

    • @noimalexi7874
      @noimalexi7874 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Lol

    • @jeffkaplan7669
      @jeffkaplan7669 Pƙed 5 lety +99

      How is he wasting his life lol
      He's doing the most exciting thing a 80 year old cancer patient that is about to die in a month can do

    • @jaylinmsmith
      @jaylinmsmith Pƙed 5 lety +57

      Joshua Barrios do you know how much time you have to organize those games, kidnap people, and build the devices without getting caught? That takes a lot of time and honestly it’s pretty impossible to do all the stuff for years and not get caught in real life (ik it’s just a movie) why do that and stress about making sure u won’t go to prison when u can easily help people by not killing them. Killing someone/torturing someone is unnecessary and not helpful, it’s just wrong. He could just mind his own business and live the rest of his years in a positive way. That’s what I would’ve done at least

    • @jaylinmsmith
      @jaylinmsmith Pƙed 5 lety +14

      Jeff Kaplan you can do so many other exciting things other then torturing/ killing people

    • @joshuabarrios2789
      @joshuabarrios2789 Pƙed 5 lety +11

      @@jaylinmsmith
      In the movies Jigsaw is portraited as a genius engineer and didn't took him long to settle all those things you mentioned.
      In real life how much time would it take to do that, you asking me?!
      Well, I have no single clue and I couldn't care less, since we are talking about a movie character and his motivations, not about time to commit crimes (I don't know why you taking the conversation towards this, it makes no sense... I wonder how old are you?!).
      Anyway, you aren't him, so any comparison it's senseless and useless.
      "All of us" (or that's what I would like to think) would choose any other way of helping people (since we all know his "ways of helping" are wrong, that's common sense...), but as I said (and you seem to ignore) we are talking about a movie character, not a real person, and those are his motivations, as simple as that.
      _All we can do is discuss those motivations and seek an explanation for them, that's why these movies are made for in the first place *"to make us think"*._
      Instead of just pointing common sense things and asking senseless questions (as how much would it take to do all of this in real life?!), like you have been doing.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR Pƙed 5 lety +1300

    You: *walked pass Jigsaw without saying “excuse me”*
    *24 hours later*
    Jigsaw: Morning Sam, I want to play a game.

    • @Rayta_1927
      @Rayta_1927 Pƙed 5 lety +12

      BAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @frankyzendejas6020
      @frankyzendejas6020 Pƙed 5 lety +13

      Yes finally it’s I want to play a game not do you want to play a game Mandela effect

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec Pƙed 5 lety +6

      FRISHR what if ur name isnt sam

    • @44nt
      @44nt Pƙed 5 lety +4

      FRISHR why would you say excuse me to someone you’re walking by

    • @Western2526
      @Western2526 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Lovely morning Sam! Would you like to play a fun game with me?

  • @semi-automaticdooropened9007
    @semi-automaticdooropened9007 Pƙed 5 lety +2366

    Jigsaw: wanna play a game?
    Me: *pulls out fortnite version of monopoly*
    Jigsaw: *shoots himself*

  • @asmrbizz
    @asmrbizz Pƙed 4 lety +1657

    Who else did the breathing techniques while he was explaining it?😂

  • @Miumiu0404
    @Miumiu0404 Pƙed 5 lety +4314

    Jigsaw is still a better game developer than EA.

  • @KlickKlackIDV
    @KlickKlackIDV Pƙed 5 lety +2771

    Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game
    Me: No
    Jigsaw: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @selterz4851
      @selterz4851 Pƙed 5 lety +45

      That’s because he usually says I WANNA play a game

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker Pƙed 5 lety +16

      And that's how you win

    • @frankyzendejas6020
      @frankyzendejas6020 Pƙed 5 lety +19

      It is I want to play a game Cough Cough Mandela effect

    • @eiji0118
      @eiji0118 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      this deserves more likes

    • @linyetaicetea8405
      @linyetaicetea8405 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      I wanna play Minecraft
      The one next me: creeper
      Everyone: awww man

  • @RavenLordOfficials
    @RavenLordOfficials Pƙed 5 lety +2149

    Jigsaw: do you wanna play a game
    Me: uhhhhhh thats what I was doing
    Jigsaw: oh....

  • @joaopedrofredelli7947
    @joaopedrofredelli7947 Pƙed 4 lety +422

    Jigsaw "life or death, the choice is yours!"
    Me: "well, between a lot of pain not only from this trap but also from next ones, watching people die in horrible ways, the trauma and possible PTSD, plus the chance I just fail in one of the next traps and just die in suffering anyway, I think I'm choosing to die right now. Thanks, buddy, sorry to spoil your fun."
    Jigsaw "wait, that's illegal."

    • @jj-ch2mw
      @jj-ch2mw Pƙed 4 lety +21

      this is why every single person in horror movies are unrealisticly dumb

    • @jj-ch2mw
      @jj-ch2mw Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Don't you just love how it said Congratulations you let an innocent person die

    • @jenniviinikka3265
      @jenniviinikka3265 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Think if I got the choice of chopping my own limbs off and likely bleeding slowly to death or getting shot in the head where I die within seconds, I'd choose the second one

    • @BonnieThebunny7051
      @BonnieThebunny7051 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Jigsaw: ok then your free to go since you're letting the other live you don't have to die

  • @ev3416
    @ev3416 Pƙed 5 lety +424

    The finale way to defeat everyone: Hope the other person involved in the games didn't watch this video too..

    • @rehm9420
      @rehm9420 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      lol so true

    • @kxrb6037
      @kxrb6037 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      No hope he did so u can both survive, did u watch he end?

  • @theartzyraven2329
    @theartzyraven2329 Pƙed 5 lety +991

    The average Joe? how many times has this dude almost died?!

    • @grumpytoilet4449
      @grumpytoilet4449 Pƙed 5 lety +32

      I WOULD agree with you, buuuuuut ur pfp has just put me off...

    • @slimegamingyt8356
      @slimegamingyt8356 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      Dark Souls 23 kinda like meet arnold soooooo he’s immortal :p

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@slimegamingyt8356 Yup

    • @sniique5420
      @sniique5420 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      He died 69420 times.

    • @ethanwinters1469
      @ethanwinters1469 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      He fought several well known monsters and heroes and won

  • @gaurangannigeri1389
    @gaurangannigeri1389 Pƙed 4 lety +256

    Jigsaw: *Saves me $200 by removing my teeth*
    Also jigsaw: *Cuts my own flesh and charges me thousands for a plastic surgery*

  • @optimoosejones9493
    @optimoosejones9493 Pƙed 4 lety +959

    "each wisdom tooth costs 75$ per removal"
    *Laughs in Free canadian dental care*

    • @reikinnie7045
      @reikinnie7045 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      I-

    • @jakebu293
      @jakebu293 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      The Rylon rees Comedy hour Yep so does Britain NHS

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Lucky

    • @kgrfirdjy
      @kgrfirdjy Pƙed 4 lety +13

      locally, it cost around $300-$350 average per tooth extracted where i am in america. the only universal thing in american healthcare is price gouging.

    • @Pupuh
      @Pupuh Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Skookum

  • @investmentguru9920
    @investmentguru9920 Pƙed 4 lety +2026

    Jigsaw: You wasted your life on video games
    Me: *Okay boomer*

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 Pƙed 4 lety +97

      Considering Jigsaw’s age, he is in fact an actual boomer so for once this statement is accurate.

    • @beanos5990
      @beanos5990 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      K

    • @RealSirMikay
      @RealSirMikay Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Jigsaw: Who’re you calling a “boomer”, whatever that is?

    • @RealSirMikay
      @RealSirMikay Pƙed 4 lety +4

      XXStrong1 yeah, I just realized that actually.

    • @ZomBee04
      @ZomBee04 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@XXStrong1 ok boomer

  • @gaurangannigeri1389
    @gaurangannigeri1389 Pƙed 5 lety +2669

    Who else was trying to hold their breath while watching this vid

  • @genkidamatrunks6759
    @genkidamatrunks6759 Pƙed 5 lety +765

    Lol, wasting his life? This dude is the only one standing in the way of the forces of evil. He's defeated demons, wraiths, ghost, and aliens.

    • @Nathorix
      @Nathorix Pƙed 5 lety +41

      And now people.

    • @chrismartinez7446
      @chrismartinez7446 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      And superheroes.

    • @spoockybro
      @spoockybro Pƙed 5 lety +11

      This dud has like more money than bill gates.

    • @Crescentsz
      @Crescentsz Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@Nathorix lol

    • @doomrpg1037
      @doomrpg1037 Pƙed 5 lety +11

      This is the prequal to all the rest obviously! Originally he was an internet tough guy wasting his life away on video games and pizza. But then he survived Jigsaws game recovered his sanity through copious amounts of Yoga, and the rest, as they say. Is history.

  • @someweirddog6554
    @someweirddog6554 Pƙed 4 lety +313

    Jigsaw: “there’s more to life than video games”
    Gamer: “well yes, but actually no”

  • @gamingwithevan8545
    @gamingwithevan8545 Pƙed 5 lety +979

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game. The device on your head-
    Me: but I don't want to play
    Jigsaw: say no more *takes the device off*

    • @alvinlin9503
      @alvinlin9503 Pƙed 5 lety +30

      *shocked Pikachu face

    • @BomDiggityBom
      @BomDiggityBom Pƙed 5 lety +9

      @@alvinlin9503 make that 2

    • @jamm8152
      @jamm8152 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      @@BomDiggityBom Nah. make it 3

    • @BomDiggityBom
      @BomDiggityBom Pƙed 5 lety +7

      @@jamm8152 i choose to keep my IDEALS

    • @XUIW
      @XUIW Pƙed 5 lety +7

      Sure, I'll play. *Does a cheat code to get out.*

  • @computerarchitecture9480
    @computerarchitecture9480 Pƙed 5 lety +1013

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game.
    Me: i have 600 ping and 20 fps

  • @mroak6504
    @mroak6504 Pƙed 5 lety +394

    *JIGSAW:* I want to play a game,
    *Me:* _GET THE FRICK OUTTA MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!_

  • @Corna1
    @Corna1 Pƙed 3 lety +33

    Jigsaw: I’ll teach you to spend your time wisely instead of being cruel to random strangers.
    Also Jigsaw: *Casually makes death traps for people and lets them die*

  • @lemon_junkie1443
    @lemon_junkie1443 Pƙed 5 lety +334

    Jigsaw: *Make elaborate plans to make people want to think about living their life to the fullest.*
    Me: ”Bold of you to assume I want to live!”

    • @avriross9395
      @avriross9395 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Pieloverpuppy 030 I knew I’d find a comment like this

    • @jj-ch2mw
      @jj-ch2mw Pƙed 4 lety

      This is why I love the comment section😂

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated Pƙed 5 lety +71

    Jigsaw takes the whole: " What would you do for a Klondike bar to the next level." haha

    • @ori7245
      @ori7245 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      500,000 subscibers 3 likes
      Tell it animated:Thanks for the support guys

    • @charlesgardner7258
      @charlesgardner7258 Pƙed rokem

      Yo tell it animated what is up bro

  • @nijajjjosh110
    @nijajjjosh110 Pƙed 5 lety +543

    I think jigsaw is my dad “there’s more to life than just video games”

  • @chelsaesoto5411
    @chelsaesoto5411 Pƙed 4 lety +515

    I'm surprised that the Reverse Bear Trap wasn't at least mentioned...
    like to agree.

    • @sanchitarts2240
      @sanchitarts2240 Pƙed 4 lety +30

      bruh...that was scary AF. i completed all the SAW parts today and i'm shivering till now

    • @judd935
      @judd935 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      Someone escaped from the reverse bear trap in the movie

    • @thenightmaricsenpai524
      @thenightmaricsenpai524 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      @@judd935 in the original, it was part of that person's game. In the 6th movie, Hoffman rammed the trap into a window before the timer ran out.

    • @michellea221
      @michellea221 Pƙed 4 lety

      Why would people want to like for thst

    • @midnightowl7265
      @midnightowl7265 Pƙed 4 lety

      Ya that is is what I was thinking

  • @beggineR21
    @beggineR21 Pƙed 5 lety +869

    "rotting your brain while playing video games" i literally learned 90% of my english in games hahaa :D

    • @zaedaxyt
      @zaedaxyt Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Same

    • @caitlinhession4749
      @caitlinhession4749 Pƙed 5 lety +56

      CrazyKayden3.0 blue are you also the biggest liar in your class?

    • @kacbor6848
      @kacbor6848 Pƙed 5 lety

      Same

    • @itrains1841
      @itrains1841 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      What's kind of funny is that i used to speak no English now English class is the easiest. 😂

    • @lo_Ovung
      @lo_Ovung Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@itrains1841 not so easy after reading the sentence you constructed.

  • @CodyBPyrotechnics
    @CodyBPyrotechnics Pƙed 5 lety +177

    Break the glass of the mirror, use a piece to reflect the tattoos of the codes on teeth, in another piece held in your hand. You’re welcome.

    • @levigardner3004
      @levigardner3004 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      smart idea

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Or just use the reflection of the pliers

    • @obscured9414
      @obscured9414 Pƙed 5 lety

      Also
      Too bad that comment was posted a few days before u. Sorry ...😏

    • @gersonFls7
      @gersonFls7 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      I don't know the positioning of the numbers but, what y they are on the side or inside, instead of being right away being shown to your eyes.
      Gosh,I even was thinking: what if I broke a teeth?

    • @madgehadder8783
      @madgehadder8783 Pƙed 4 lety

      Dude, I had the same idea

  • @R_Caverdae
    @R_Caverdae Pƙed 5 lety +1378

    Why don’t people call the cycle trap from jigsaw the human blender

    • @sendthighpics2542
      @sendthighpics2542 Pƙed 5 lety +27

      Because it's too literal.

    • @alexcrowe4642
      @alexcrowe4642 Pƙed 5 lety +18

      Resch Caverdae This name as already been taken try again

    • @JenniNoMercy
      @JenniNoMercy Pƙed 5 lety +12

      Sounds more like a human acting AS a blender.....

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 Pƙed 5 lety +17

      Doesn't really blend, it more like a zucchini pasta maker. From what seen in infomercials. Rotating spiral blade etc.

    • @przemogie2329
      @przemogie2329 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      I call this the Dragon's Tail

  • @SolvingYourProblemRightNow
    @SolvingYourProblemRightNow Pƙed 4 lety +135

    Jigsaw:...
    Me: aren't we going to play a game?
    Jigsaw: ... Sorry, I'm all out of games.
    Me: aaaaw!!!

  • @Yanataa
    @Yanataa Pƙed 4 lety +339

    [intro saying that you are magically playing games and eating pizza]
    me: *slowly putting my pizza down turning around*

  • @zahwa242
    @zahwa242 Pƙed 5 lety +136

    Jigsaw : do you want to play a game?
    Me : *proceed to play csgo with jigsaw*

  • @sirkit2105
    @sirkit2105 Pƙed 5 lety +90

    “I DID EVERYTHING YOU WANTED; LET ME GO!”
    “You and that man in the other cell who just lost the game... that’s why you’re still here in a cage and not free to go. You wanted to play the game so badly you killed someone else, who did no wrong, just to win. You learned nothing, and now, you get to return to nothing. Slowly, here, with the last person you’ll ever play a game against. Congratulations, {insert name here}. You won. Now it’s game over.”

    • @ineedausername9617
      @ineedausername9617 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      DANGGGGG

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Did that actually happen in the movie? I forget if the “winner” got to go home or not.

    • @TheEpicXenemorph
      @TheEpicXenemorph Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Me:YOU LITERALLY WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO DIE AND THE OTHER LIVE

    • @sm00thgames63
      @sm00thgames63 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Tadadaa tadadada dadadaa tadadaaa...

    • @youngminey8865
      @youngminey8865 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Yes she survived... She comes back in a support Group of jigsaw survivors in saw 7. (She cut off her hand in saw 6.

  • @KRONOS-1600
    @KRONOS-1600 Pƙed 3 lety +65

    “Jigsaw died from Cancer.”
    No, he died from a neck-slice.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Pƙed 5 lety +283

    Me in the beginning of the video: No, I can't.
    -After 1:19
    Me: Okay, I'm going to prove Jigsaw wrong, even if it kills me.

    • @freedbagelsse2nd
      @freedbagelsse2nd Pƙed 5 lety +5

      JELLAL

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      I'm tempted to change my name to "Just some guy with a mustache"

    • @tal0tis
      @tal0tis Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Naruto reference?

    • @kyliestaraway2492
      @kyliestaraway2492 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@freedbagelsse2nd no hes just some guy with a moustache ure mistaken

    • @kulebananaman
      @kulebananaman Pƙed 5 lety

      Are you do is pass out and you start breathing again

  • @riceeatinggod
    @riceeatinggod Pƙed 5 lety +563

    “More to life than video games”
    Ha

  • @zacknight6355
    @zacknight6355 Pƙed 5 lety +494

    What if 1 Million people storm jigsaw.

    • @tamoracemo2048
      @tamoracemo2048 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      Zack Night lets play a game

    • @davemartinez6317
      @davemartinez6317 Pƙed 5 lety +27

      Zack Night “Let’s See them Traps!” đŸ€ŁđŸ€˜

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 Pƙed 5 lety +17

      @@davemartinez6317 that sounds wrong

    • @crossxfuse
      @crossxfuse Pƙed 5 lety +10

      He cant catch all of us

    • @crabosity
      @crabosity Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Zack Night In saw 2 SWAT tried to break in and most of them died

  • @RealSirMikay
    @RealSirMikay Pƙed 4 lety +74

    "Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game."
    - Jigsaw, 2004

    • @oxiq4
      @oxiq4 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Think of It as a Reverse Bear Trap

    • @DeezNuts-mc2ed
      @DeezNuts-mc2ed Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Oxi q live or die
      Make your choice

    • @worlds_worst_tf2_player
      @worlds_worst_tf2_player Pƙed 3 lety +3

      ''step-saw what are you-''
      ''oh...''

    • @aniketb3513
      @aniketb3513 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@baeqaefoefae she was actually a imposter in the second movie trained by john & in third movie she messed up with the trap rules & got killed as a test subject for the last time

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Pƙed 2 lety

      @@baeqaefoefae
      That’s f*cked up. You don’t put self-harm and drug survivors in traps, that only perpetuates trauma wtf

  • @someguy7777
    @someguy7777 Pƙed 5 lety +310

    jigsaw:do you want to play a game?
    me:ok lets play sonic 06!
    jigsaw:well i see youre here for a job

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Oy vEy

    • @user-wc5mg5wc4k
      @user-wc5mg5wc4k Pƙed 5 lety

      ŚšŚŚ™ŚȘŚ™ ŚŚ•ŚȘŚš Ś‘ŚȘŚ’Ś•Ś‘Ś•ŚȘ Ś›Ś‘Śš ŚŚ‘Śœ ŚȘŚ’Ś™Ś“ ŚŚȘŚ” Ś™Ś©ŚšŚŚœŚ™

    • @Cos3mos
      @Cos3mos Pƙed 5 lety

      @@user-wc5mg5wc4k woah backward

  • @itsmfnudeahhh6800
    @itsmfnudeahhh6800 Pƙed 5 lety +261

    “well congratulations u let an innocent person get crushed to death slowly to save ur life”
    *thanks info graphic show*

    • @redgirl0000
      @redgirl0000 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      💀😂

    • @anonormous6424
      @anonormous6424 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      But if you wouldn't die why would the other guy?

    • @crazedrambling16
      @crazedrambling16 Pƙed 4 lety

      That's what the real guy did, and the guy who was killed was actually really cool.

    • @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1
      @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Funny thing is, in the Movie they place the "main-victim" in that machine together with a overweight chainsmoker.
      I'll let you guess whose ribs got crushed in a rather cheap looking pratical effect

  • @DoubleDare_YT
    @DoubleDare_YT Pƙed 2 lety +3

    "Cancer already killed him"
    Jeff: Am I a joke to you?

  • @desire8502
    @desire8502 Pƙed 5 lety +209

    How to survive: “Do u want to play a game”
    No

  • @LevObzor
    @LevObzor Pƙed 5 lety +46

    Jigsaw: There's more to life than just video games!
    Also jigsaw: dO yOu WaNt tO pLaY A gAmE?

  • @No-qw2ix
    @No-qw2ix Pƙed 4 lety +174

    Plot twist: We were actually surfing the internet in ways to beat Jigsaw.

  • @beyboiii6035
    @beyboiii6035 Pƙed 4 lety +69

    Some comments: *comments about jigsaw getting killed by the FBI*
    Jigsaw: *killed like 5 or 7 swats that broke into his house in one of the movies*

    • @ACAB__MVTT
      @ACAB__MVTT Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yeah

    • @peak2381
      @peak2381 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Comments: Just call the FBI lol
      John Kramer: Outsmarts a whole Swat team by injuring and escaping many
      Hoffman: DESTROYS THE MPD, FBI AND INTERNAL AFFAIRS
      Gordon and his team: *STILL NOT CAUGHT*

  • @dfdddfressd
    @dfdddfressd Pƙed 5 lety +83

    Jigsaw: HOLD YOUR BREATH OR YOU WILL DIE HAHAHA.
    Michael Phelps: right back at ya buckaroo

  • @naivebone
    @naivebone Pƙed 5 lety +346

    Too bad the other guy in the oxygen mask chamber didn't have the Infographics Show on his side! 😃👍

    • @naivebone
      @naivebone Pƙed 5 lety

      @The Jester - Fool Of Hearts Not true. I was pretty young during the events of Jigsaw, no way I could have been taken in! Ouch dude.

  • @mrcrazy6265
    @mrcrazy6265 Pƙed 5 lety +260

    Jigsaw: WANNA PLAY A GAME
    Me: ya
    *me and jigsaw plays some basketball*

  • @kthepro3204
    @kthepro3204 Pƙed 3 lety +11

    jigsaw: do you wanna play a game?
    me in my head: thats what she said

  • @cry1pticzer773
    @cry1pticzer773 Pƙed 5 lety +361

    10:05 im thick and wamt to lose weight
    This will be affective

  • @cartienthusiast087
    @cartienthusiast087 Pƙed 5 lety +76

    Jigsaws assistants: How many gamers do you want to scare?
    Jigsaw: Yes

  • @lokisg3
    @lokisg3 Pƙed 5 lety +257

    Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game? Or.....
    *Buy $99.99 Escape Alive DLC*
    *Sponsor by EA games*

  • @godslayer4971
    @godslayer4971 Pƙed 3 lety +22

    Mr Beast : The first to escape jigsaws puzzles gets $50000 đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Jigsaw: “Do you want to play a game?”
    Me: lets get it

  • @mrfrizzy7398
    @mrfrizzy7398 Pƙed 5 lety +79

    *Me when I solved all all jigsaw traps and confront him*
    Me : you see , you're not dealing with the average Joe anymore

  • @kingdavid240
    @kingdavid240 Pƙed 5 lety +79

    Here is how you win the scale game without cutting of any flesh đŸ€“
    Step one: make a poopoo
    Step two: take da poopoo in your hands and throw it onto the scale.
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @Nick-bk7es
    @Nick-bk7es Pƙed 3 lety +18

    It's really simple if you just learn that self sacrifice doesn't mean your brave, It means you care about other peoples lives.

  • @jashawnkeith2162
    @jashawnkeith2162 Pƙed 5 lety +130

    I wouldn't let jigsaw kidnap me that many times after the first round

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier Pƙed 5 lety +235

    For the wisdom teeth trap...
    You could just break part of the mirror and use a part of the mirror to move around in your mouth so that you can see the back of your teeth without pulling them out...

  • @declandeclandeclandeclande7739

    Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game?
    Chuck norris: Sure
    Jigsaw: Oops, wrong person

  • @ncoscop5986
    @ncoscop5986 Pƙed 4 lety +48

    actually if there was a mirror when I needed to remove my wisdom teeth, I'd break the mirror and use a piece of it to see my teeth

    • @ehynn
      @ehynn Pƙed 3 lety

      @Arabind Pradhan just break it into multiple shards you can use, or just only break the top half of the mirror

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      i get it, double reflection

  • @rougeakane
    @rougeakane Pƙed 5 lety +70

    This situation makes Jigsaw sound like my Mum đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ˜‚

  • @Ed8878
    @Ed8878 Pƙed 5 lety +312

    Dude do a You VS Agent 47 (Hitman) episode

    • @Ed8878
      @Ed8878 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      like this so they actually make the episode

    • @Turi6070
      @Turi6070 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      hehe I need to use bathroom

    • @skythelooker9208
      @skythelooker9208 Pƙed 5 lety

      I’m surprise they haven’t done it yet tbh

    • @Gabe189
      @Gabe189 Pƙed 5 lety

      Yes

    • @squiddles1678
      @squiddles1678 Pƙed 5 lety

      Just stand in the crowd

  • @galaxc8462
    @galaxc8462 Pƙed 5 lety +78

    Infographic show: Do this so that you won't die.
    Me: Ok
    Infographic show after the video: You did this for nothing.
    Me: *WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED, WE HAVE BEEN BACKSTABBED AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WE MAY HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED*

  • @ML-qw3xp
    @ML-qw3xp Pƙed 3 lety +15

    Jigsaw wanted his victims to learn their lessons so he made the traps escapable. It was his successors who made them impossible just for torture sake. So John’s are escapable

    • @aniketb3513
      @aniketb3513 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      John had set the traps only in the first movie from the second movie onwards amanda ruins his legacy by ruining the traps making them impossible & so on

  • @FreakyFrankey
    @FreakyFrankey Pƙed 5 lety +34

    "Congratulations! You just crushed someone to death to save your own life, great job!"

  • @lol0ajo
    @lol0ajo Pƙed 5 lety +49

    Whoever can hold their breath the longest wins.
    David Blaine: Hold my beer

  • @mausmenkase4157
    @mausmenkase4157 Pƙed 5 lety +15

    Next episode: You VS. The guy she tells you not to worry about 😂

  • @destructerhub8925
    @destructerhub8925 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    The scene when the character is cutting his butts is just another level 😂😂

  • @ultimatetrashboy419
    @ultimatetrashboy419 Pƙed 4 lety +41

    Me: *dies immediately so I don’t have to play*
    Jigsaw: *concerned Tom face*

  • @nephilic3964
    @nephilic3964 Pƙed 5 lety +19

    Nah, with my luck jigsaw wouldve put me up against the worlds best freediver đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž

  • @dudifyfisher7230
    @dudifyfisher7230 Pƙed 4 lety +36

    Jigsaw: lets play Minecraft PvP! the loser will die
    Me who is addicted to minecraft: so you have chosen...Death

    • @suno186
      @suno186 Pƙed 4 lety

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @ishan9524
      @ishan9524 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@suno186 NANI????!!??!

    • @cryptix_4517
      @cryptix_4517 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@ishan9524 reee reeeee *sword slash*

  • @commandercaleb_
    @commandercaleb_ Pƙed 2 lety +7

    Jigsaw: in this game you have to hold your breath
    David Blain: *Laughs intensely*

  • @willywidarno9464
    @willywidarno9464 Pƙed 5 lety +32

    Jigsaw:do you wanna play a game
    Infographic:he wanna stop you from *playing* video game
    Me:nani

  • @blahface1773
    @blahface1773 Pƙed 5 lety +47

    But if I have a mirror to rip out my teeth I can just use the mirror to see the numbers đŸ€š

  • @bluesweater0017
    @bluesweater0017 Pƙed 5 lety +139

    How to beat jogsaw
    Step 1: beat his game
    STEP 2: work for him

  • @TheEpicXenemorph
    @TheEpicXenemorph Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Jigsaw:Go outside and be healthy
    Coronavirus:Allow me to introduce myself

  • @dusttoh8927
    @dusttoh8927 Pƙed 5 lety +38

    Jigsaw: Do you want to play a game?
    Atemu: Yami no game!

    • @petrakurnia6772
      @petrakurnia6772 Pƙed 5 lety

      Found this comment
      That's right, Pharaoh Atem is the first Jigsaw

    • @harryevans4111
      @harryevans4111 Pƙed 5 lety

      Do you want to play a game? What we talking av only got monopoly and battle ship

  • @edoge4026
    @edoge4026 Pƙed 4 lety +48

    Jigsaw: doesn't want you to waste you life on video games
    Me: "ok boomer"

    • @RealSirMikay
      @RealSirMikay Pƙed 4 lety

      Edoge 402 considering Jigsaw’s age, he really is a boomer.

  • @sidhharthmoghe7247
    @sidhharthmoghe7247 Pƙed 5 lety +96

    Jigsaw: Wanna play a game?
    Me: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT
    Jigsaw: Never mind...

    • @mrcrazy6265
      @mrcrazy6265 Pƙed 5 lety

      *changes mind when you say Minecraft 2

    • @rihanaetunjung2145
      @rihanaetunjung2145 Pƙed 5 lety

      You know why he said nevermind when he plaid minecraft The mobs: get out of her

    • @benslater3588
      @benslater3588 Pƙed 5 lety

      its better than đŸ†Žïžortnut

    • @reikinnie7045
      @reikinnie7045 Pƙed 4 lety

      @crazykayden3.0 blue aw man

  • @wahoo_man3568
    @wahoo_man3568 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    So the traps are:
    The Oxygen Crusher (Saw VI)
    The Suspended Cage (Saw The Final Chapter)
    The Wisdom Teeth Combination (Saw The Final Chapter)
    Cycle Trap (Jigsaw)
    And The Pound of Flesh (Saw VI)
    For anyone who wanted to know

  • @zach4832
    @zach4832 Pƙed 5 lety +109

    In all honestly I’d be the guy that gets crushed as soon as the game starts.

    • @the_real_skateboard
      @the_real_skateboard Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Too bad oof

    • @joshuabarrios2789
      @joshuabarrios2789 Pƙed 5 lety +10

      Humans are capable of impossible things when it comes to survival, it's intrinsic to human nature and it's called the instinct of self-preservation.
      Once this is said, you may get "crushed" as you say, but at least not without trying.
      Although with the attitude you are showing in your comment, you certainly won't make it far, if you have already given up before anything has even started.
      Have some hope in yourself lol.

    • @urmomdoer2315
      @urmomdoer2315 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I'd do that on purpose I dont wanna go through sh

    • @Firemaz
      @Firemaz Pƙed 5 lety

      Greek well I mean I’m the end he says if you sacrifice your self on the oxygen crusher the game will disarm

  • @ihavefakenames_
    @ihavefakenames_ Pƙed 5 lety +283

    That’s not gonna work cause I have no wisdom teeth

  • @biggvshavtivsdickvsii8541
    @biggvshavtivsdickvsii8541 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    I like the intro to “Scary Movie 4”.
    Shaq: “He doesn’t want us to cut through our chains ... he wants us to cut through our feet. You first!
    Dr. Phil: “Bulls**!”
    😂😏

  • @someweirddog6554
    @someweirddog6554 Pƙed 4 lety +62

    Jigsaw:there’s more to life than video games
    People agreeing
    Gamer:are you challenging me mortal?

    • @hormoheb
      @hormoheb Pƙed 3 lety +1

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @prussia5556
      @prussia5556 Pƙed 3 lety

      And there’s a game of saw

  • @unmoisturizedloafofbeans8366
    @unmoisturizedloafofbeans8366 Pƙed 5 lety +215

    I'm surprised that the reverse bear trap wasn't at least mentioned... Like to agree

    • @unmoisturizedloafofbeans8366
      @unmoisturizedloafofbeans8366 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @C B Familylife welp you gotta do what ya gotta do

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia Pƙed 5 lety

      @@unmoisturizedloafofbeans8366 f you

    • @piratedog9057
      @piratedog9057 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@pigmafia why so rude?

    • @cdarbo9818
      @cdarbo9818 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      It is the same method as the teeth pulling. As you cut into where the key is hidden breath slowly and think happy thoughts ( also you dont need to cut new skin just cut the stiches) The original bear trap was bull. In Saw One Amanda had to cut her boyfriend ( I think? Or her drug dealer? trying to remember) open to get it, causing her mental pain, not physical. But I mean, her sin was killing John's kid, self harm, envy and doing drugs. The needle pit from 2 was a much better fit for her, and even though she was the one to go in, that trap wasn't meant for her. Honestly they should have covered harder traps to escape, besides the breathing one, the rest are pretty much common sense. How to quickly escape the glow in the dark fire trap, and the syringe in the box trap from 2 would be better. To be honest alot of jigsaws traps take pain tolerance, or willing to withstand emotional trauma. Not alot of these are strategy based. Its mostly about following rules and making choices. But the way the guy escaped the chained foot in 5 was the smarter move, less likely to die from a broken foot then chopping it off. But whatever. In the end the reverse bare trap/ venus fly trap are not difficult to get out of if you follow the rules.

    • @yousefabdelmonem3788
      @yousefabdelmonem3788 Pƙed 5 lety

      @@cdarbo9818 what about saw 5 last trap 😂

  • @Loki-and-Thor
    @Loki-and-Thor Pƙed 5 lety +74

    I think the plot twist was a bit obvious, but still better than the last Jigsaw.

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  Pƙed 5 lety +10

      đŸ’ȘđŸ»

    • @RedDeadDepressionist
      @RedDeadDepressionist Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Bonnie Scott i never saw the SAW (no pun intended) movies, can you explain what the last twist was?

    • @tamoracemo2048
      @tamoracemo2048 Pƙed 5 lety

      Turtle P O R G the twist was Batman swoop in to tell you look up the twist

    • @mingQWERTY
      @mingQWERTY Pƙed 5 lety +4

      ​@@RedDeadDepressionist Well. He was speaking of Jigsaw, which is the 2017 movie that is a prequel to Saw The Final Chapter. So let's start.
      Basically, the twist starts from the beginning of the movie where 5 people are in a trap room, 1 died and the rest move on. Then we get a cut into the outside world and finding the person who died hanging in a tree, the 5 other people continued on and get their dead bodies dropped out to random location in the city. Only 2 remains. Then. The twist comes in, John Kramer, Jigsaw himself showed up, however, Jigsaw (2017) was 10 years after John died, so... how did he survive? Well... it turns out that the 5 people we saw in the beginning were in a trap that was made first by John and one of his unknown apprentice. His very first apprentice actually. That apprentice was called "Logan". So back 10 years later, we see Logan and his sister visiting the place where the first trap took place. But they were followed by a corrupt cop who killed innocent people. Logan's sister escape, but the corrupt cop and Logan were fainted and brought to a room where they have a laser collar on them. After the corrupt cop called "Halloran" pressed Logan's putton, activating the lasers, it seems to sliced through him, spitting out blood. Then it was Halloran's turn and he then confessed all the bad things he has done as a cop. Then, he realised that his lasers actually cut some holes on top of him, and looking at Logan's side, it didn't. Logan then rose up from the ground, completely fine, just covered in blood from capsules attached to his fake collar. And explained that all was a lie to Halloran, Jigsaw has been dead for 10 years, the trap took place in 10 years and Logan just find new people that look like the people 10 years ago and put them in the exact same traps. And Logan was the first one in the first trap 10 years ago who "died". So it looks like the guy hanging on the tree with a bucket head was Logan, but it wasn't. And, Logan was saved by John at the last second because, John was his cancer patient, yes Logan was a doctor. Logan mistakenly put someone else' cancer photo and replaced it with John, so pretty much killilling John.John then decided to save Logan and not killing him die due to a mistake and saved him, healing his injuries and inviting him to become an apprentice of Jigsaw. It also turns out that Halloran's friend, who was a murderer he released, killed Logan's wife, which is why Logan is after him. He also framed him so the other cops would think that Halloran is Jigsaw, not Logan, as the lasers come closer and closer to Halloran's head, Logan moved to a door, and the lasers cut through Halloran, splitting his head, spilling out blood, Logan then said "I speak for the dead". Shuts the door, and the movie ended.

    • @RedDeadDepressionist
      @RedDeadDepressionist Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Mark i think i get it, thanks

  • @SleepyWarCriminal
    @SleepyWarCriminal Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Ayyyy nice one

  • @xirpurple4265
    @xirpurple4265 Pƙed 4 lety +29

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game
    Me: *no*
    Jigsaw: You can leave

  • @notlancebays2017
    @notlancebays2017 Pƙed 5 lety +20

    The spinning trap with the motorcycle engine is just a big blender

  • @sappling3ia350
    @sappling3ia350 Pƙed 4 lety +31

    The games, victims, origins, and creators:
    Oxygen crush, Will Easton, Saw VI, Mark Hoffman
    Swinging crate, Bobby Dagen, Saw 3D, John Kramer
    Wisdom teeth, Bobby Dagen, Saw 3D, Mark Hoffman
    Motorcycle blade, Mitch, Jigsaw, John Kramer
    Pound of flesh, Simone, Saw VI, Mark Hoffman

    • @sappling2p
      @sappling2p Pƙed 4 lety +2

      (Commenting with my side account because I’m too lazy to switch back lol)
      Some of these were wrong, the swinging crate and wisdom teeth one were both part of Bobby Dagen’s trial in saw 3D, which were made by John Kramer, the original jigsaw who dies from cancer in this ending.

    • @tomakakase3691
      @tomakakase3691 Pƙed 4 lety

      i knew the pound of flesh one thats legendary

    • @oxiq4
      @oxiq4 Pƙed 4 lety

      Ahh A Fellow Human With High Gore Toolerance

    • @XxXPlaTiNuMzXxX
      @XxXPlaTiNuMzXxX Pƙed 3 lety

      How do you get them all wrong

    • @oxiq4
      @oxiq4 Pƙed 3 lety

      Keels they are all right my guy,You clearly haven’t watched the movies

  • @denzelwright6667
    @denzelwright6667 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    Character: is playing games and long practically nothing
    Jigsaw: stands up and holds a rag of chloroform
    Character: magically passes out

  • @ehynn
    @ehynn Pƙed 3 lety +1

    1. It looks like the oxygen mask isn't held on very tight, enough flailing should dislodge the mask, so it won't pick up your breathing.
    2. I'd recommend climbing along the grates to go underneath, and then reach the outside of the cage and jump from there.
    3. Break the mirror into multiple shards with the pliers. Angle the shards in such a way that you can read the numbers, one shard in your mouth and one in front of you.
    4. The 100+ rpm spinning coil will generate wind that will inevitably knock you into the coil if it climbs up to speed and you are inside. Throw a shoe somewhere in the gear train to try to disconnect the gears so the coil slows down, (Jigsaw's mechanics are typically not very sound.) then grab the break. Or try climbing up the rope into an upright position and then cutting the slack rope with the spinning coil. Escape promptly afterwards.
    5. Tie your pants and shirt into a lasso with one shoe as an anchor. Throw the homebrew lasso over your scale, if you do it right, the shoe when falling should pull the lasso tight around your scale. Then feign defeat and fake cry in the corner. When the time is almost out, throw a shoe at your opponents scale to knock everything off. Your lasso should stay, giving you the win.
    Jigsaw often deceives people into thinking that there is only one way to beat the game (fallacy of false alternatives) but his mechanics and designs are often flawed and easily beatable. His bad game design leads to exploits smart players can take advantage of.
    Jigsaw wouldn't understand because he's not a gamer.

  • @lw9322
    @lw9322 Pƙed 5 lety +22

    How to beat Jigsaw:
    Jigsaw "Do you want to play a game"
    Me "Nah thanks pal"
    Jigsaw "No worries, have great day"

  • @romanvolovik6495
    @romanvolovik6495 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    7 years old: afraid of jigsaw
    17 years old: finds jigsaw funny
    27 years old : understands and sympathizes with jigsaw
    37 years old: wants to play a game with jigsaw

  • @kervaci
    @kervaci Pƙed 5 lety +20

    Jigsaw : “lets play a game “
    Me : “but i dont wanna play”
    Jigsaw : “well ok should of just said it before”
    *takes off device lets you go*

    • @RealSirMikay
      @RealSirMikay Pƙed 4 lety

      PSNFREAK 202 unless Jigsaw says “too bad”

    • @swagbear4888
      @swagbear4888 Pƙed 4 lety

      Do you think it will end like that ITS FREAKING SAW

  • @lstuff1092
    @lstuff1092 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Infographic show: cut off some fat.
    Me: bites fingernails and put them on the scale.
    Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.