0:23 i know that guy from a twitter post Basically a youtuber got a email of a nft collecting or something gave him a offer to make a ad of them and that youtuber made a twitter post asking if this is real and some nordic lookin' mf said "its fake, and its because you're a nobody. you would have pay me to put ads in your video" and then the youtuber sent him a picture of a musty looking, blonde, long haired, blue eyed zombie in red clothes
How does that change getting flooded tho? It's like saying "love how people assume I'll get shot at, I have body armor." You'll still get shot at. You can't stop it no matter your defenses. Pre-emptive measures to stop the flooding is another thing.
Well during that time they considered themselves deutsch not Austrian and arguable British monarchs throughout history have done around the same as him and if combined hitler would be a kidney donor in a room of pedo animal abuser murderers
@@demaro8877 That's what I mean. Why I said Belarus I meant Lukashenko and some other Belarusian high-ups, I don't think the people support Putin or the Russian Government
@@melodi_bunniez Yeah, I'm belarusian and we all are strongly against Putin and his war. But thanks to Lukashenko, who allowed Putin to launch his rockets from our territory, we are kinda involved in it. And now we are occupied both by Lukashenko's dictatorship and russian forces. Cool.
@@dbzwwe56 It's the Dutch. They're a bit... complicated. Source: been living here as a Belgian for the last 9 years. They're anthropologically fascinating.
Nord writen in history: "The man, stood there above the crowd of infidels. 7ft tall, his blonde hair blocking the sun, and from his mouth, boomed a deep, powerful voice, one that commanded attention. He drew his sword, said a prayer, and then took to battle, taking on 30 men by himself" Nords now: He took on 30 men
I dont think flooding does it justice. If the water would be at the same level in your house as it would be at sea, thats how low it would be. For most countries flooding means a lot of rain or sudden excess water, but for the netherlands all we would need is the sea actually making it to our house.
@@99Gara99 definently not, both portuguese and brazilian people speak portuguese, its the same with spain and mexico i think, they dont speak mexican, they speak spanish.
@@dre_k0 I understand that this is a joke, but in this video the gypsies stole russian war machine. I just don't understand what the romanians have to do with it?
As a Romanian, I can confirm that we are capable of stealing all the supplies and weapons of any country we are at war with before they can do anything . P.S. them troops included
Cuz due to the history of both countries there's this very old joke about the Portuguese still hating the Spanish after 500 years of fighting for our independence
@@afonsoguilherme2361 lmao I think us Spanish people think we have such a good relationship with Portuguese people and in reality they kinda don't like us
0:10 Just to let u guys know, that's a Ukrainian tractor stealing a russian tank. U can tell by the Z on the tank. I'm just Ukrainian and i know what i'm saying. But eather way it's a meme, and i think Romanian peacekeeping forces are like that. Love and peace to everyone
Wine from a glass? Hah! It’s straight from the bottle and there better be no wine left after one sip! After that we can move towards the more ”manly” drinks! Cheers form Finland **HIC**
0:23 i know that guy from a twitter post
Basically a youtuber got a email of a nft collecting or something gave him a offer to make a ad of them and that youtuber made a twitter post asking if this is real and some nordic lookin' mf said "its fake, and its because you're a nobody. you would have pay me to put ads in your video" and then the youtuber sent him a picture of a musty looking, blonde, long haired, blue eyed zombie in red clothes
Europe slander 3 Lore
That picture is far older, it originated on 4chan around 2019
@@bunnyben5607 oh, must have been a guy who found funni to use it as a pfp
@@bunnyben5607 isn't he one of the guys from Kero's zoosadist clique?
That image is from 4chan which was about a specific discord server.
Love how everyone assumes the Dutch are going to be flooded soon when we're pretty much the only ones with actual defenses
The only piece of pride I have for this conspiracy riddled diluted United States
@@rickvanleeuwen9589 the only dutch thing i'm proud of is that we will cease to exist at some point. poseidon knows what we deserve
@@rickvanleeuwen9589 and frikandelbroodjes
@@Shaqiliciouss Oh shit how could I forget?
How does that change getting flooded tho?
It's like saying "love how people assume I'll get shot at, I have body armor."
You'll still get shot at. You can't stop it no matter your defenses.
Pre-emptive measures to stop the flooding is another thing.
As a portuguese who doesn't like football, I can say that everyone in Portugal is like this
Not really... I don't even know people who care about football tbh
@@DeathcoreManiac BASED people
Juro
Yeah your right.
he is the best player though
As a Portuguese, I object.
We only react like that to when someone calls us Spanish.
As a portuguese i can confirm
É verdade, agente n reage de tal maneira com o Ronaldo
When an Irish person is called British or English
Brazil: first time?
@Tartessic Kingdom Please refer to the portuguese section of the video above for my reaction to your comment.
Belarus is like that one cartoon supervillain's right hand man 😂😂😂
as a belarusian person i agree
as a Russian person I agree
As a Ukrainian person I agree
A sidekick for the hero u mean
@@xernobell7845 😐
Austrians remembering their most well known citizen ever👀
MISS SHEKELBERG, GET DOWN!!!
Famous full time painter
Well during that time they considered themselves deutsch not Austrian and arguable British monarchs throughout history have done around the same as him and if combined hitler would be a kidney donor in a room of pedo animal abuser murderers
he was homeless you know
Wolfgang or Arnold?
As a romanian, i can confirm that we actually stole tanks with a tractor.
same i'm from romania and i can also confirm 🫣
Yes brother, i am one of your kind, i can also confirm
Ne trebe fer
We and russians are alike xd
Bă, da.
The Danish anthem goes hard though
Ikr
Thank you, as a Dane, that means a lot 🥹🇩🇰
Indeed
Der er et yndigt land...
@@sjt0701 Det står med brede bøge...
Russia: “I don’t like dogs.”
Belarus: “Hey, Russia, I killed all my dogs. Please date me.”
*Lukashenko
Belarus, your standard yandere stalker.
Yet when 90% of the world shills for the united states, no one bats an eye. Even when the US releases millions of cluster bombs on the middle east
Isn’t Belarus White Russia
@@noirekuroraigami2270 yes
Russia : *Exists*
Belarus : *I SUPPORT!!!*
Bruh
Serbia: Yeah, it's a good idea!
Bruh, Lukashenko is the only person in Belarus who supports Russia
@@demaro8877 That's what I mean. Why I said Belarus I meant Lukashenko and some other Belarusian high-ups, I don't think the people support Putin or the Russian Government
@@melodi_bunniez Yeah, I'm belarusian and we all are strongly against Putin and his war. But thanks to Lukashenko, who allowed Putin to launch his rockets from our territory, we are kinda involved in it. And now we are occupied both by Lukashenko's dictatorship and russian forces. Cool.
As a belarussian i cant confirm or deny anything, i'll let russia speak for me!
As a Russian I can confirm the independence and free-speech of Belarusian people
Раби.
Omg the nordic one😭
I would say the Romanian slander should be about stealing but it’s too true to be considered slander
The same way i stole YO MAMA?
To be honest, the steal stuff jokes are getting kinda old...
Maybe jokes about our bad roads would be more fun.
@@dre_k0 the bosnians cant go on a road without the risk of a landmine blowing it up, relax
Well,its accurate,so...
We stole the slander of us stealing.
Might steal this video later idk.
0:05 Coincidentally, the person running is Arnold Schwarzenegger, an Austrian.
really?
arnold is way thiccer and muscularer
@@aaebsssb9914 bruh this is in like 12p
@@maxx09 how did you not know that the Schwartz was Austrian?
arnold schwarggzagejger
Russia: *breathes*
Belarus: *faints*
Don't Nordic people only drink fermented yak milk?
swede here, can confirm
Swede here, true statement
Swede here, can double confirm
danish here, no it's just the swedes they're weak af here in all the other nordic countries we only drink the blood of our enemies and yoghurt
Dane here, i dont confirm
0:10 as a Romanian I confirm
That's is what we are doing in ALL of the Peacekeeping Missions and Wars
Ca un roman, te aprobez.
@@paulhartsoe1026 fie asta fie îți furam Micii și Sarmalele
@@victorbuturoaga6220 ai mila
@@paulhartsoe1026 am milă că mă aprobași :)
Watching people got butchered and then steal their gun ?
The last one is disturbingly accurate.
As a Romanian I can confirm that we steal Russian tanks on a daily basis with our Tractors
Baiatu da un pic mitraliera aia sa ti arat o schema
@@hirzobvlaicu3050 hopa, acum o vezi, acum nu
theres nothing more Romanian than theft
@@therealskull4786 based
Э, отдай обратно
As a romanian i can confirm, we have the oldest military gear in Europe, some from WW1.
ha ha carpati go brrrrrrrr
as a Russian i can confirm that how "good" Alexander Lukashenko plays Putin's attorney role to earn some million 😂
Lukashenko had been a president of Belarus long before Putin came to power.
Lukashenko: YOU'RE GOING TO OKRESTINA
Як росіянин, ти не маєш права нічого говорити.
As an Austrian, the Austria one is accurate af
Also: When Austria is asked about its past: "Yes, but Kaiser"
Ein Hoch auf Ungarn-Östereich.
Nah not true, we blame the germans and everyone believes us 😂
The Hungarians made us do it also works aswell
Russia: *going to nuke belarus
Belarus: i agree
не смешно не смеялся
not funny didn't laugh
словил кринж
Mad russians in the comment section lol
@@Scarletdex8299 didn't ask don't care + you're rusge
0:13 Even funnier when you learn that some Romanians stole millions of dollars worth of gas from a US Military base in their country.
As a Romanian idk
As a german-romanian, I support this.
And to not forget we have a place in Romania nicknamed Hackerville
ok that nordic one hit a bit too close to home lmfao
Den ramte i mit hjem haha
As a Dane, this is accurate. And I applaud you for using my country's national anthem.
Jeg takker også
As a Romanian I can confirm we tow hungarian tanks away with traktors and gypsies
Frendly fire!
that’s a russian tank and a Ukrainian a man
@@kobyliakevych2133 oklol
@@SerbianEagle1331 hey, just some facts
@@kobyliakevych2133 ok :)
Bulk bogan in real life
oh yiss time to poomp the mooscles
Mooscles
Ooo yais
Haha, remember that one time, when Bulk Bogan wrote that one song for 20 years called Best Song? Haha, funi.
And he's nordic nonetheless
I am very stolt til have the danske nationalsang in this video jaja
As a dutch person i can confirm that we bike through water to get to our designated locations
0:23 as a nordic i can confirm
Belarus is basically what Dwight is to Michael in the Office.
0:15
Im dutch and i 100% agree with this
I’m danish, so i found the ending very pleasureable. Btw, nice use of the national anthem of Denmark “Det er et yndigt land”
Du skal vidst nærstudere Højskolesangbogen 😉
@@williamjrgensen9930 hvorfor? Har jeg fucked det op? Har jeg skrevet noget forkert? 😂
@@generalpeter1655 du har blot tastet første ord forkert. Den går “der er et yndigt land”. 😉
@@williamjrgensen9930 nåå… ups 😂
The Dutch one is severely innacurate because we pretty much are one of the only ones with defenses for floods, BUT I do agree.
so its severely inaccurate but you agree? k...
@@dbzwwe56 It's the Dutch. They're a bit... complicated.
Source: been living here as a Belgian for the last 9 years. They're anthropologically fascinating.
@@YokiDokiPanic yes
if the netherlands was a person: we had everything... now were not much anymore.. but yea got to keep the positive vibe.
it's a look into the alternative universe where you didnt spend the last few hundred years figuring out how to win a war against the ocean
0:17 as a dutch person i can confirm, that we indeed swim to school everyday
Nord writen in history: "The man, stood there above the crowd of infidels. 7ft tall, his blonde hair blocking the sun, and from his mouth, boomed a deep, powerful voice, one that commanded attention. He drew his sword, said a prayer, and then took to battle, taking on 30 men by himself"
Nords now: He took on 30 men
nords now what?
Hey thanks for our anthem at the end 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
As a Norwegian, the mere mention of something Nordic made me click this video, lmao
As a Finn, same. And the representation is very accurate :D
As a Dane i have to admit that this was the thing that made me click as well. I'm a horrible person, i know.
Do Belgians when you mention the Congo
0:00 i can't say for others, but this, THIS! is actually very accurate.
As an American I will follow these with great interest
*Yankee
As a romanian, I can confirm the accuracy
Here before this channel blows up
As a Romanian I can confirm there are legit russian tank board clocks on a second hand site here in Romania!
Learned more about europe in 29 seconds than in any class of history or sociology that i took.
Same and im danish lmao
Austrians when people call them Australian
as a dutch person or so i have realized that in den haag its mostly true because i lived near a beach and harbors and so stroms are formed frequently
0:00 as a portugues
That is relatable
Sometimes
Not every time
In the Netherlands there’s a website where you type your address in to see how deep your house would be in case of flooding
I dont think flooding does it justice. If the water would be at the same level in your house as it would be at sea, thats how low it would be. For most countries flooding means a lot of rain or sudden excess water, but for the netherlands all we would need is the sea actually making it to our house.
Russia: does something
Belarus: ah shit, here we go again...
I’ll be proud to say I’m here before this channel blows up
As a Dutch person I agree with the streets you showed us.
As a Dutch I can confirm that this how our streets look
oh my lord and savior dronning Magrethe, what the hell is wrong with that nordic guys hairline
he must be swedish
dane*
What is this song called it sounds extremely familiar but I can't place where it's from
Cool slander you inspired me to do my own slander
dutch guy here to tell you that the dutch part is true, please send help.
can u send me a new paddle? my left one got stolen cause the wind blew my boat to Amsterdam
Will waterbikes do? We got a ton of those, can have a couple built likke swanes
Im surprised us portuguese werent confused for spain or brasil Thats crazy
That very accurate street is lacking bicycles and douchy Tesla drivers though
Loved the first cause you recognized my country lol.
As a Belarusian myself, I agree on the statement about us.
About Lukashenko
@@b1babuba They say he's looking for Steve Rosenberg to this day
based nordic big heads, true indo-eurropean head
The nord looks like a rust character
As a part Swede part Dutch
Both were quite accurate.
As a Portuguese, there was a huge fight in my school bc someone said Messi is better.
As a Romanian i can confirm its accurate
Nah man, last i checked you were the Soviet Union.
the last was so GOOOOOOOOOOD
These are actually really tame
I appreciate the use of Denmark’s national anthem at the end, really it is the only one that matters (no offense to the norwegians)
Tru that
russia: sends tanks
random ass romanian tractor: mine
The last one made my protein shake come out of my nose
0:15 as a dutch person i can say this is accurate
im nordic and i can put 5 fingers on my forehead, and still have a little forehead left.
Question. Do Argentinians treat Messi like how the Philippines treat Manny Pacquiao?
The song is a bop though
THE AUSTRIA ONE LMAOO
“Der er et yndigt land. Det står med brede bøge…”
Bøge*
The Nordic guy is actually British, his name is Tristan something
Austrias past goes deeper than the Mariana Trench.
These are strangely entertaining
As a native portuguese i can confirm this is 100% true, we also get mad when they compare us to spain or brazil
nada vê
Portuguese people speak Brazilian
@@99Gara99 definently not, both portuguese and brazilian people speak portuguese, its the same with spain and mexico i think, they dont speak mexican, they speak spanish.
@@99Gara99 you speak mexican
@@pedrob7066 r/woosh
0:09 they are not romanians
@@dre_k0 I understand that this is a joke, but in this video the gypsies stole russian war machine. I just don't understand what the romanians have to do with it?
As a Romanian, I can confirm that we are capable of stealing all the supplies and weapons of any country we are at war with before they can do anything .
P.S. them troops included
Mahn.. ppg OP bringing back memories
As a Portuguese dude I think Instead of making a joke about Ronaldo I think you should have said " the Portuguese when someone talks about Spain"
Why is that?
Cuz due to the history of both countries there's this very old joke about the Portuguese still hating the Spanish after 500 years of fighting for our independence
@@afonsoguilherme2361 lmao I think us Spanish people think we have such a good relationship with Portuguese people and in reality they kinda don't like us
@zoe 2 and we do!! But it's just a joke between us! You are welcome here at any time !
@@afonsoguilherme2361 yeah it's true :) and you're welcome here too, of course
I thought only swedes drank wine and most other nordics drank mainly beer.
its blood.
@@sooprkz lol. That explains it!
Danish man here, can confirm we mainly drink beer
As an austrian I confirm this
"Romanian peacekeeping forces" 🤣🤣🚜🚜🚜🚜
"All Estonians gatherting to stand against Russia." [shows clip of a handful of tiny bugs trying to attack a cat]
0:10
Just to let u guys know, that's a Ukrainian tractor stealing a russian tank. U can tell by the Z on the tank. I'm just Ukrainian and i know what i'm saying.
But eather way it's a meme, and i think Romanian peacekeeping forces are like that. Love and peace to everyone
Yes, the person stealing is romanian.
Yes but what that clip didn't show you is a Romanian tow truck came in to take the tractor along with the tank back to Romania
0:23 glad to see that the best nordic national anthem was chosen
Wine from a glass? Hah! It’s straight from the bottle and there better be no wine left after one sip! After that we can move towards the more ”manly” drinks!
Cheers form Finland **HIC**
As a dutchie i dont understand our reference?
We even have pads for bikes?
Our land is i think the best paved in the world
Under the sea level
@@geodaddy1814 don't mock him too mcuh, it is not his fault, they are just born like that.
Tractor Recovery Battalions are Romani not Romanians. There are completly different nations.
Romani aren't really a nation, they are an ethnicity.
They both have the same skills regardless.
why say romani when you mean gypsy
@@robertos9417 It's more specific. Irish Travellers are also called Gypsies. Also it shows why they are often mistaken because of similar names.
Nordic dudes be like “Hmmmm yeeeeeeees my mooscles”
For Dutch people you should show Aokiji riding bicycle on sea
Fr fr
The return...
I have returned from the darkest pits of hell to spit facts 👹
Whatever you think Austria did in the past, multiply that by 500 and you have scratched the tip of the iceberg. Sincerely: An Austrian
As a dane im so proud that 0:23 had the danish national anthem in the background
Der er vi alle