Technoblade Funny Moments in Dream SMP

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  • čas přidán 11. 12. 2020
  • Technoblade funny moments/bits in Dream SMP server.
    Most of the Clips belong to @Technoblade so go and subscribe to him.
    Technoblade Channel: / technoblade
    People involve in the video:
    Wilbur Soot: / @wilburplays
    Ph1LzA: / ph1lza
    TommyInnit: / @tommyinnit
    Quackity: / quackityhq
    Outro Music: Corbyn Kites | Orbit
    #Technoblade, #TechnobladeFunnyMoments, #DreamSMP
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  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek Před 3 lety +16940

    That first clip is such pure not only techno energy but minecraft with friends energy.

  • @sophia_e123
    @sophia_e123 Před 3 lety +13301

    “they weren’t always orphans”
    .....
    his face just looks like it had lost all emotions

    • @WhatsThePointOfLifeAnymore
      @WhatsThePointOfLifeAnymore Před 3 lety +254

      This was the first time i understood that

    • @aaronwimberly
      @aaronwimberly Před 3 lety +323

      I kid you not, and this is probably so sad, but I laughed way too hard at that

    • @spungebob4567
      @spungebob4567 Před 3 lety +85

      @@aaronwimberly you are not the only one

    • @klaire1689
      @klaire1689 Před 3 lety +156

      Ok I kind of get the joke but can someone clarify
      1- he means that the fist worst thing is that they lost there parents and became orphans
      2- he has killed there parents and become orphans

    • @spungebob4567
      @spungebob4567 Před 3 lety +67

      @@klaire1689 number 1. Not exactly a jole either depnsing on what kind of humor you got. I found it really funny since i love dark humor, but yeah

  • @liponlipon6086
    @liponlipon6086 Před 3 lety +6155

    "this is for tubbo"
    "this is for tubbo"
    *Dies to thorns*

  • @Mitsuko.
    @Mitsuko. Před rokem +334

    Rest in peace Techno. You will be remembered

  • @si1verbutsi11y
    @si1verbutsi11y Před rokem +417

    I'm here after his passing. Re-watching these really put a smile on my face. "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

  • @High-Pitchedgamer
    @High-Pitchedgamer Před 3 lety +7784

    “The amnesiac is flexing his memory on me.” has the same energy as, “You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.”

  • @ggyt4306
    @ggyt4306 Před 3 lety +6740

    Quackity smile automatically change to frown when the flashback hits

  • @ItsMizukii_
    @ItsMizukii_ Před rokem +302

    “If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to be technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life”
    - Technoblade👑
    Rest in peace legend

    • @wafflecat32
      @wafflecat32 Před rokem +3

      Idk if youtube sends notifs for dislikes but it was an accident i tried to click read more and kept pressing dislike by accident im sorry

    • @ItsMizukii_
      @ItsMizukii_ Před rokem +3

      @@wafflecat32 no no it's fine don't worry ^-^

  • @PianoManGD
    @PianoManGD Před rokem +1138

    RIP Technoblade. The legend will always be remembered

  • @rosierobinson9211
    @rosierobinson9211 Před 3 lety +7042

    Tommy - “WHOS your favourite woman” techno- “my mom” 🥺

  • @BeAsTyDeVil
    @BeAsTyDeVil Před 3 lety +3546

    3:21
    I love how techno wore the armor at the beat

  • @saiko52
    @saiko52 Před rokem +465

    Coming back to this after hearing the news about Techno passing. My heart hurts but I wanna feel better because I miss him so much already. FUCK CANCER. R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high, King.

  • @galaxykitten651
    @galaxykitten651 Před rokem +96

    0:26
    I hope he didn’t go there. He was such a great guy with a great sense of humor and big heart. He will be missed.

    • @klixszn
      @klixszn Před rokem

      he was an atheist ☹️

    • @garychant6444
      @garychant6444 Před rokem +3

      God might have hesitated for so long he didn't go there

    • @_Cragon_
      @_Cragon_ Před rokem +1

      Nah as soon as God said ‘he-‘ Techno attacked

    • @raikreios
      @raikreios Před 5 měsíci +1

      Let’s hope god at least hesitated
      if you know you know

  • @ihaveamamabear4585
    @ihaveamamabear4585 Před 3 lety +1951

    Techno:”Quakity they-they weren’t always orphans-“
    *ad about children care*

  • @tkardaishou
    @tkardaishou Před 3 lety +5414

    "Where are you?"
    "I'm..........................north."
    Okay so like aside from the running gag of Tommy not knowing cardinal directions, this is literally not helpful. XD

    • @thehuyto
      @thehuyto Před 3 lety +122

      it is if you're using pogtopia as the base point, he didn't say he was FACING north he said that was the direction he was in

    • @samuelwilliams2282
      @samuelwilliams2282 Před 3 lety +38

      If you use f3 it shows you the way that you’re facing with cardinal directions

    • @lunarmoon7636
      @lunarmoon7636 Před 3 lety +68

      there's a sun in Minecraft, which rises in the east and sets in the west. If you use the sun you can determine which way north is and navigate like that. That's how techno does it

    • @asparagus4598
      @asparagus4598 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lunarmoon7636 thank you but can you explain in more detail

    • @wigglesworthmcgubbins5837
      @wigglesworthmcgubbins5837 Před 3 lety +13

      @@asparagus4598 Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. So look which way the sun is moving. Where it's come from is East, and where it's going to is West, then North and South are perpendicular to that

  • @Nyx.sl1v3r_foxy
    @Nyx.sl1v3r_foxy Před 4 měsíci +15

    Who’s watching this in 2024 🥹 fly high king 👑

  • @whowhat4763
    @whowhat4763 Před rokem +54

    I’m watching this after I heard the news, it’s sad but may he Rest In Peace, He will always remain a Legend, “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!”
    Rest In Peace King!

  • @MORE-THAN-CONQUEROR
    @MORE-THAN-CONQUEROR Před 2 lety +2475

    Tommy: "I can kill you at any time just so you know"
    Techno: *puts on armor*
    Tommy: "OK lets do this trade!"

  • @realbig14fr
    @realbig14fr Před 3 lety +2261

    Tommy: “I’m gonna up the price.”
    Techno: “Up the price? I’m the one selling!”
    Pure Techno being smart moment

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 Před 2 lety +47

      If you're selling, and someone says "I'm gonna up the price", that can only be a good thing

    • @teddy9699
      @teddy9699 Před 2 lety +5

      2 commets and 222 likes :))

    • @Civ_ve22
      @Civ_ve22 Před 2 lety +20

      "Yeah, you know what? Let's up the price!"

    • @maahipandit6341
      @maahipandit6341 Před 2 lety +9

      more like Tommy being dumb lmao

    • @walaaghanem9451
      @walaaghanem9451 Před 2 lety +8

      wrong its pure tommy being *totaly not smart*

  • @AriSings404
    @AriSings404 Před rokem +25

    I’m watching this after hearing the tragic news of his passing. “Technoblade never dies”, he will remain in my heart until the day I pass. Thank you for making this video to make me laugh💗🐷💖

  • @the_coolbean3514
    @the_coolbean3514 Před rokem +7

    Technoblade never dies.
    Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022 🐷👑

  • @clemwrbg7931
    @clemwrbg7931 Před 3 lety +1175

    Quackity....They weren’t always orphans....
    *Huawei ads pops up*

  • @user-ts5dw8ec8r
    @user-ts5dw8ec8r Před 9 měsíci +2

    the way he says hallo to wilbur and also RIP technoblade legend TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES are the true words

  • @user-kd2fi3wx2f
    @user-kd2fi3wx2f Před rokem +4

    Watching this to cheer myself up

  • @edwinlauslaus4694
    @edwinlauslaus4694 Před 3 lety +1476

    Why does Tommy want techno to say "I love women"

    • @onlyylala5150
      @onlyylala5150 Před 3 lety +47

      @Mrudul Patil he meant why not because the membranes he meant why did he want him to say that and not something else

    • @maevynlamonkey2250
      @maevynlamonkey2250 Před 3 lety +6

      I want to know that too XD

    • @REALLYLOVESCATS
      @REALLYLOVESCATS Před 3 lety +18

      @@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane

    • @onlyylala5150
      @onlyylala5150 Před 3 lety +11

      @@REALLYLOVESCATS you don’t understand

    • @REALLYLOVESCATS
      @REALLYLOVESCATS Před 3 lety +19

      @@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane, Lala.

  • @pumpkinpasta5499
    @pumpkinpasta5499 Před 3 lety +489

    The first clip when he’s punching techno serves me such raw big bro and lil bro energy and I’m gonna cry about it bye

  • @Imgonnadierqholon
    @Imgonnadierqholon Před rokem +7

    i have been rewatching techno all day 😭

    • @stuck-between-pages
      @stuck-between-pages Před rokem

      Same. o7. sleep well, king. hope you take the throne of heaven and make God beg for mercy under your foot.

  • @lue64
    @lue64 Před rokem +15

    im just going through every clip just remembering alex. we have to appreciate the moments he gave to us

  • @user-yo6pu2my5j
    @user-yo6pu2my5j Před 3 lety +270

    3:21
    The song synced with him putting the armor on

  • @DarthVader-bu7th
    @DarthVader-bu7th Před 3 lety +757

    3:13
    Tommy: Listen pal I could kill you right now
    *moment of silence*
    Technoblade: *Excuse me?*

    • @sadlymcty
      @sadlymcty Před 2 lety +5

      Technoblade never dies

    • @tacotime3094
      @tacotime3094 Před rokem +1

      @@sadlymcty this aged badly but true too

    • @jow_angelow
      @jow_angelow Před rokem +7

      @@tacotime3094 No... technoblade never dies
      NEVER

    • @moondancermiku
      @moondancermiku Před rokem +2

      @@tacotime3094 he didn't die, he just went up to heaven to fight god.

  • @makayladiebert8552
    @makayladiebert8552 Před 10 měsíci +7

    I love how in this part of the video (7:58), instead of it saying Tommyinnit, it literally says, Typinginnit! Who else saw that?

  • @arkinguy1485
    @arkinguy1485 Před rokem +10

    Anyone else coming back to this cause they miss techno

  • @flopsy808
    @flopsy808 Před 3 lety +612

    quackitys existence is a funny moment

  • @Timothybolok
    @Timothybolok Před 3 lety +695

    screen: "turn off ur volume" me: _No_ techno: _So you have chosen_ *DEATH...*

    • @theironarmada1308
      @theironarmada1308 Před 3 lety +25

      Blood for the blood god, but not the way you were expecting him to draw blood though.

    • @bees9409
      @bees9409 Před 3 lety +17

      I’ve seen that clip so many times and every time I tell my self it won’t be that loud and I don’t turn it down and it just so painful, I’m on max volume, is it really that hard to turn the volume down?

    • @RPRxWLFx
      @RPRxWLFx Před 3 lety +2

      I couldn't turn down my volume quick enough 😂😂😂

    • @alastair116
      @alastair116 Před 3 lety

      Its getting hard to hear because I have an ear infection so I had that at almost full volume (with headphones)
      It was fine

    • @Timothybolok
      @Timothybolok Před 3 lety +1

      @@alastair116 Oof

  • @simonsj7
    @simonsj7 Před rokem +5

    Who's coming here to remember him again after his death 💔
    R. I. P techno... Rest easy you've done a long battle

  • @U.M.A.
    @U.M.A. Před rokem +15

    0:04 He matters so much heart, RIP Techno ♥️

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT Před 3 lety +146

    That last clip when techno goes "quackity... They weren't always orphans"
    😂😂

    • @hwaett
      @hwaett Před 2 lety +5

      Lol yeah he was like 😃🙁😕😟😣😖😫😢😭🤭

  • @gegeismybiggestopp
    @gegeismybiggestopp Před 3 lety +418

    My senior quote: "I was 2nd worst thing to ever happen to those orphans"

  • @NaliKR
    @NaliKR Před rokem +7

    Who else is watching this when he passed away we love you (TECHNO NEVER DIES)

  • @FNRUST
    @FNRUST Před rokem +4

    Watching this after he passed makes me feel so shit

  • @Unrapmonster
    @Unrapmonster Před 3 lety +229

    POV: techno has been waiting for someone to ask him what was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans.

  • @lukeviggers8484
    @lukeviggers8484 Před 3 lety +383

    8:12 for some reasomn that made me laugh so hard, typinginnit

  • @Evixty.
    @Evixty. Před rokem +10

    1:16 Technoblade never dies if u try to kill him u will die
    dont tell me i didint warn u

  • @suvayunandy
    @suvayunandy Před rokem +4

    This man is not gonna come back 😭😭

  • @chachoos23
    @chachoos23 Před 3 lety +153

    "They weren't always orphans"
    Quackity's face cracked me up

  • @nyemas496
    @nyemas496 Před 3 lety +244

    Tommy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN TECHNO?
    Techno:AHHMM MY MUM
    ME; OWW SO SWEET🥺

  • @Daniel-lu3lt
    @Daniel-lu3lt Před rokem +9

    Whos here after he died😭😭

  • @billyboi041yt9
    @billyboi041yt9 Před rokem +4

    who ever is watching this in july 2022 and over, RIP TECHNOBLADE :( U WILL BE REMEMBERED :( :(

  • @renjiro4124
    @renjiro4124 Před 3 lety +150

    “turn down volume”...
    me: hmmmmm...
    *turns up volume*...
    *regrets*

    • @AbuAlKarsh
      @AbuAlKarsh Před 2 lety +3

      Revan7722 R turns up volume watching a youtube video *INSTANTLY REGRETS IT*

  • @ajvillaruz2880
    @ajvillaruz2880 Před 3 lety +148

    1:09
    See how Tommy timed the “FOR TUBBO!!!” while knowing he’s gonna die?
    That’s comedy right there and then the little “awh” right after.

  • @shoutaaizawa5056
    @shoutaaizawa5056 Před 2 lety +9

    As long as this man exist I will not get sleep because I will sit up all night watching funny videos of him knowing good and well I need to be up at 5:45 so I can go to school

  • @audreysavannahchu2358
    @audreysavannahchu2358 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Im watching this on his death anniversary and i cant believe its been a year since the legend passed on. I didnt really watch the dream SMP before his death and i wish i did. You can see that he impacted the whole platform. As long as we keep him in our hearts technoblade dies.

  • @ellaknight2874
    @ellaknight2874 Před 3 lety +170

    I love how This plays out!
    Tommy: I could kill you rn.
    *techno gets suited up*
    Techno: can you now?

  • @dakvogs4218
    @dakvogs4218 Před 3 lety +370

    3:13 is such an underrated moment

    • @syoti69
      @syoti69 Před 2 lety +23

      Hows that underrated when most people talk about it lmao

    • @michaplucinski142
      @michaplucinski142 Před 2 lety +13

      @@syoti69 exactly

  • @Mario-hu1uj
    @Mario-hu1uj Před rokem +8

    Technoblade never dies

  • @FS__7
    @FS__7 Před rokem +3

    Rip you amazing person” techno never dies!”

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast Před 3 lety +563

    The last clip fucking sent me 😭

  • @TheBeegestYosho
    @TheBeegestYosho Před 3 lety +127

    “Quackity they weren’t always orphans”

  • @gareon6475
    @gareon6475 Před rokem +3

    Long Live The King

  • @Sharkb1te08
    @Sharkb1te08 Před rokem +4

    I am watching this after what happened and I think this his how everyone should remember him if you guys see this but his merchandise and support his family.

  • @banana-er1oc
    @banana-er1oc Před 3 lety +62

    “Quackity..... they weren’t always orphans” HAD ME DYING

    • @Moonstriker2514
      @Moonstriker2514 Před 2 lety

      Sooooo you're an orphan?

    • @banana-er1oc
      @banana-er1oc Před 2 lety

      @@Moonstriker2514 took me wayyyy to long to under what you meant😭

  • @aasta13
    @aasta13 Před 3 lety +201

    LMAOO THE LAST ONE WAS PRICELESSS!

  • @Cayko.
    @Cayko. Před rokem +4

    Miss you Techno.

  • @1mphoen1x
    @1mphoen1x Před rokem +5

    Am I the only one binge watching Techno stuff after his passing?

    • @muhaminsohoo4221
      @muhaminsohoo4221 Před rokem +1

      i am doing the same. i wish i met him. those who have ever even talked to him are the very luckiest people in the world

  • @dantemagulod836
    @dantemagulod836 Před 3 lety +275

    I jump when the part of tommy and techno when techno said what do you want in return then tommy said do a really really high pitch scream in 4:31

  • @spideyman07
    @spideyman07 Před 3 lety +65

    “for tubbo! oh fu-“
    literally me and my friends in our smp every day-

  • @sarahbostedt2352
    @sarahbostedt2352 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Techno and Tommy the gold we didn’t know we needed

  • @jikinwings
    @jikinwings Před rokem +4

    this is so sad,he was only 23, rest in peace technoblade.🕊️

  • @Tiger-zs1yd
    @Tiger-zs1yd Před 3 lety +48

    “ they weren’t always orphans”
    Me: cry laughing

  • @delia4699
    @delia4699 Před 3 lety +22

    “Quakity, they weren’t always orphans....”
    All of Quakity’s emotions just drained out of him lmao

  • @tou1191
    @tou1191 Před rokem +3

    Rip techno.
    Respect ✊

  • @mysiara7296
    @mysiara7296 Před rokem +3

    Hits diffrent

  • @bradwyant2993
    @bradwyant2993 Před 3 lety +32

    Techno: "back from my glass of water. Wait why is my health so low...... HEY FREE STUFF!"

  • @Kr1sPyEU
    @Kr1sPyEU Před 3 lety +70

    “They werent always orphans...” 😳

  • @The-E.And.M-Show
    @The-E.And.M-Show Před rokem +4

    Its so hard to watch it when you know that he's gone...

  • @straitos2436
    @straitos2436 Před rokem +2

    The first clip now hit really different

  • @matthewellis5737
    @matthewellis5737 Před 3 lety +51

    8:28 “typinginnit??” hahaha😂

  • @meepeem
    @meepeem Před 3 lety +47

    I've always loved how deep and calm Technoblade is lmaoo

  • @TheLynxx_
    @TheLynxx_ Před rokem +6

    R.I.P. He cured my depression, he's a true LEGEND!

  • @ojastewari5933
    @ojastewari5933 Před 7 měsíci +1

    When Quackity realized there's someone more evil and dangerous. XD

  • @asgard_
    @asgard_ Před 3 lety +45

    I love how the beat just matched Techno putting on his full Netherite

  • @rachelhaney5300
    @rachelhaney5300 Před 2 lety +85

    The moment Quackity realizes is literally the best moment i just crack up every single time

  • @cabcogamer1
    @cabcogamer1 Před rokem +2

    Seeing this makes me laugh,but now when he’s gone I cry 😭

  • @Iris0001
    @Iris0001 Před rokem +2

    Gonna tell my kids about technoblade and show 'em this clip for sure-

  • @whitehurricane3135
    @whitehurricane3135 Před 2 lety +9

    "What item did you take?"
    "You dont gotta worry about it" casually takes a notch apple

  • @maynotfound7721
    @maynotfound7721 Před 2 lety +14

    "even i remember how to make a fishing rod" 6:53
    -savage ghostbur

  • @halcyon1999
    @halcyon1999 Před rokem +6

    "Tommuinnit was killed trying to hurt Technoblade" yep that is our king 🍀🕊Techno will be remebered. Rest easy... Technoblade never dies 😖♥

  • @Holirate
    @Holirate Před rokem +5

    Thank you for all the laughs Tencho Rest in peace ❤️

  • @user-yo6pu2my5j
    @user-yo6pu2my5j Před 3 lety +21

    2:30
    “My mom”
    Captions: oh hi mom.

  • @SourishhD
    @SourishhD Před 3 lety +591

    Can someone explain the line they weren't always orphans
    I understood

    • @TzzztTzzzt
      @TzzztTzzzt Před 3 lety +283

      before they parents died they weren’t orphans after they parents died they became orphans

    • @SourishhD
      @SourishhD Před 3 lety +44

      @@TzzztTzzzt thanks bro

    • @theknightofnothing2823
      @theknightofnothing2823 Před 3 lety +123

      I guess quarantine is getting to you huh?

    • @residentsimon9921
      @residentsimon9921 Před 3 lety +28

      they werent always orphans

    • @omegaheartless
      @omegaheartless Před 3 lety +40

      @@TzzztTzzzt It could also mean they were abandoned.

  • @imnot_herel0l521
    @imnot_herel0l521 Před rokem +3

    I dont think I should be crying at a funny Technoblade video. Rest In Peace Techno

  • @_V0IDZ_
    @_V0IDZ_ Před 8 měsíci +3

    This hits hard I miss it

  • @patyeh5938
    @patyeh5938 Před 3 lety +76

    0:01 Techno looks a little different here

  • @samuluvr.
    @samuluvr. Před 3 lety +37

    The intro already got me laughing cause of Quackity's smile melting XD

  • @AmaanPlayZ
    @AmaanPlayZ Před rokem +2

    R.I.P A LEGEND 🕊

  • @laxyajena4735
    @laxyajena4735 Před rokem +2

    Hahahaha
    I miss him :(
    Rest in peace

  • @user-dr6om2ol2e
    @user-dr6om2ol2e Před 3 lety +28

    Techno and Tommy have a such an amazing friendship. it’s amazing.

  • @conallcearnach9155
    @conallcearnach9155 Před 3 lety +15

    at 10:59 how fast quackitys face changed like that made me laugh so much i couldnt breath

  • @molly51451
    @molly51451 Před rokem +3

    so were all here watching old clips sobbing because were sad?

  • @yakira2741
    @yakira2741 Před rokem +3

    I’m crying so hard rn