technoblade clips that will never get old..
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- technoblade clips that will never get old.. , this was very funny and fun to edit. (took some time lol)
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This is totally under technoblade permission , he said that these type of videos are helping his channel grow and he is totally fine with them making money as long as they are edited and not just one clip all together (this is an edited subtitled clip) , He has no problem with the video being monetized , the thumbnail is made by me and all the credit are given to the creator and used under his permission .
I do not own any of the clips used on this video , and its considered as a compilation , all the creators mentioned are in this video are linked up. - Hry
"He was no match for my 2 years of spanish in middle school" - Technonlade
That clip got me
thank you technoblades steering wheel
That time Tommy have stone sword and technoblade use a wooden sword
@@arrowe_xd6337 techno has wiped out entire teams with his fists so I’m not surprised
Who is Technonlade
"Oh but Technoblade doesn't that kinda sound like-"
*"Shhhhhhh I need cobblestone "*
Poor Jacob
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
child labour perhaps
@@cutthroat4274 shhhhhhhhhhh
@@cutthroat4274 parents be like:
Technoblade: no one cares about farming
Also techno: sooooo I wasted 1 year of my life farming potatoes
1st reply and 400th like
@@elore105 2nd reply, 600th like
@@elore105 3rd reply and 758th like
4th reply and 778th like
No one cares if you are 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th reply seriously no one cares
"You can't keep bullying people online"
"That's what my teacher said, and then I made it a career" -Technoblade
Lol
lol
No, that’s just techno. Nothing special
“Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”
-Sun tzu - the art of war
art of bullying
I was gonna coment the same thing till I saw this
Dude what stream was that a part of I can't find it anywhere
haha 😂😂🤣
Yep he said that I looked it up uhuh
I just realized techno had a skin called “wither master techno”
K but he also has a tommy skin. W h y
@@kawaiikoffing probably a way to hide him just playing to play
Oh no
@@kawaiikoffing CZcams thumbnails
we dont care about the fact that you just realized that
If orphans killed technos parents, doesn't that mean techno is an orphan himself..?
Shh
ZIP - ZIP IT 🌝💥💥💥
Get in now
Get in the bag.
there can only be one.
“SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, resides with in us the power to overcome such challenges” this quote by Techno really hits a different way after his death
RIP Technoblade
Yea ☹️😭
Going to college is the best decision in his CZcamsr career
also "if skyblock has taught me anything. Its that the answer to all of your problems is SLAVERY"
I had just the same thought. That shit be hitting different nowadays.
Hypixel has taught me that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery
"why do you want to kill orphans, well you see.. when I was a child-"
me: *gets an ad*
Same
Same 😭
Same-
Same XD
Same xD
Technoblade: Nobody cares about farming
Some months later
Technoblade: I'M POTATO KING
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Nobody cares about farming, except for when it's bullying a child
"PHILLLLLZZAAAAAA"
-Sun Tzu, art of war
Have you ever considered that Sun Tzu could be shortened to Sun T and T can stand for Technoblade?
@@PatriotMapper Sun Technoblade
'Just enough with this'
-Sun Tzu, art of war
"Stop giving me quotes that I didn't make"
-Sun Tzu, art of war
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is it weird that whenever techno gives like a serious monologue it's like always really good?
Like at the end of part three of the potato war he gave a really serious and understandable monologue that just hit home
I feel like if the man wanted to he could become the best video essay maker on the platform
To be fair Techno is an English major
@@SpinoMedia was. Neve forget he dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing he had the mental capacity for
@@Lunerai Yes and it's a well known fact that all knowledge evaporates the moment you drop out of college
@@CasperA very true, since i had my last math class i have forgotten algebra
He was an English major lol
I miss techno so much, the upload he made, was heartbreaking. It wasn’t even him in the video, it was his father (and Floof). I hope he is well wherever he is. Technoblade never dies, he is forever in our hearts.
The sad thing is that he will be forgotten to most people in 20 years and once anyone dies if they aren’t in history books its like they never existed in 100 years
cwrwn ?
@@lucass4827 😭
2:10 It almost feels like he ment to put it there for today and all of us to see. So that we know no matter what problems come our way we can always push through. Just like how he was fighting with his cancer and never lost hope, always in a cheerful mood.
@@cwrwn928 If youtube is alive in 20 years/100 years and his account doesn't end up getting hacked then there going to be people coming to see this person.
Also, there are songs made in tribute to him or Dream SMP so he probably won't be forgotten.
If Minecraft is still being played then probably be a page or the big people that played Minecraft and one is Technoblade.
3:10 "techno why do you hate orphans? Well you see when I was a child-"
CZcams: "hehe baby add go *BRRR* "
I got one too
febreeze light
Pampers ad
Baby biting another baby finger
That's how the orphan story happend
bounty
Technoblade: *steals presents form orphans*
Me: this is bad
Technoblade: what are they gonna do, call their moms?
Hmmm
Fun fact: the f in orphan stands for family :)
@@emodenki4982 and the o,r,p,h,a,n and s in orphans don't have one.
@@emodenki4982 oof
@@Accy_Steve I don't think you understand the joke
1:54 This is probably one of my favorite clips of Technoblade. His wording, along with the music makes it very emotional, inspiring, and overall just beautiful...
lol i know… not me getting emotional 🥲
yea this is the first time for me seeing technoblade teaching something of what he is playing to his viewers
Still miss him, once a legend, always a legend
Technoblade: “Ain’t nobody care about farming”
Also Technoblade: “See I was actually using an advance technique called LYING”
LOL
@How Ridiculous dude stop bringing that up it makes me sad
Techno used lying, it wasn’t effective!
@@valkyrj_aThe context: Gone, reduced to atoms
that speech during sky block though-
It was beautiful
69 likes
"Ay cabron, dónde está la biblioteca?!"
I say this all the time and no one ever questioned it
@@i_am_sketchy wasnt it caramba?
Forever in our hearts, RIP the legend. o7
Even the title says it, the moments will never get old...
I miss him too…
rest Legend
May you rest in peace, Techno. You will be missed
o7 - salute
Rip blood god
"Aint nobody care about farming"
You have unlocked Hypocrisy
Never gets old
Lmao that’s the point of the vid
Like anti-vacc kids
Yeah it got old
Like technoblade and the anti vacc kids
It cant get old you know why? Because old people die and technoblade never dies
These clips are like antivax kids
Never getting old
... *Correct*
Shesh man did not have to do them that dirty
Sadly true
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LMAO
Idk if I agree, because that would mean the joke are dead
Techno: *spanish speaking while killing Tommy*
Me: *looks it up in google translate*
Also Me: why did he just violently ask where the library is?
Because that’s what techno does
Because not knowing where the library is makes him *ANGRY.*
I’m pretty sure it’s a Deadpool reference
Cause that's the thing you remember from the classes, can confirm
what does he say? what is the translation?
“When I was a child the orphans tore my parents to shreds”
Me: doesn’t this make Techno and orphan?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he needs origin
Get in the bag. Now.
Get in the bag and everybody lives
U know to much
-FBI
I mean...
“Wait.. wait, you guys hate Women over there? I need to reconsider sides.”
Fucking beautiful
@@captainmorgan9149 unlike women
2:34
Hits different now
"I think skyblock, at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void, theres no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the things you have as you meticulousely use them to their fullest effect with nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings. You slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how rediculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed...by how far we've come..." ~ The man, the myth, the legend himself...Technoblade.
Techno: NO! MY WHEAT!! THERE WILL BE A FAMINE!!!
Also Techno: Wait why are we fighting over food we don't have hunger in this game
Technoblade: Son oF A- *ad begins playing*
Wow.
Son of an ad
1:03 that whisper is so satisfying
1:47 Lmaoo, Ranboo and Techno will continue to be one of the funniest duo's I've seen
well i guess, they cant really be duos anymore.. RIP
@@swigglyforce5215 techno died, but the duos will always exist in their old video
We will remember this moments forever. RIP techno.
Remember people, as sad as we feel about him passing, never forget him. Come back every once in a while to remember him and appreciate him. The world will never be as bright. o7
2:00 this clip is just wholesome..
Which video is it from?
@@Chloe-fs4zu its from he's first skyblock video its called "the hypixel skyblock experience"
@@vendev6275 thank you
@@Chloe-fs4zu np
Rip techno
Am I the only person who cried at 2:40??
I didn’t outside but very much did so inside
@@vortozan5395yes
Nope
This one was one of the best speeches
It hits so hard
It’s a lesson your parents should teach you
But to the people who couldn’t rely on lessons given by parents
His speeches hits a nerve and strikes our core
After Kill Techno.
XQC: I'm the best Minecraft player.
Canadian Dude: I'm the best Minecraft player.
Tommy: I'm the best Minecraft player.
Dream: I'm the best Minecraft player.
Techno kill them many times.
His fans: only 1 kill?
Grian: Huh i killed techno
@@Myguelsaurus that was a visual glitch
Only one kill? L
@@aberrantreptile ikr techno so bad could only get one kill
I miss him allready
The title got a whole new meaning now, after his death... rest in peace technoblade, the memories countless people hqve made thx to you will never die...
Someone tell me why that skyblock monologue made me teary eyed
Him taking about skyblock made me cry actually…it was so beautiful 😭❤️
Technoblade i and the rest of ur,dreams and tommy fan will miss, noone wil forget u we all love u Techno. (Techno never dies
3:20 i just realized that technoblade is technically also an orphan 😧
"technoblade never dies"
Liar
Wow looking back… man. Good old days 🥺
ikr, it's so sad. The emotion I feel right now is so strange
Man,just hearing his voice brings a tear to my eye
if trchnoblade cant have his parents in one piece, then the orphans cant have their lives.
also much love to Technoblade, I hope he gets better soon
Same
I wished he did got better but at least we have the memories
"Who do I hate orphans? Well you see when I was a kid-"
*xbox ad plays*
1:55
I see why he loved skyblock, he created so much out of a terrible situation and made millions happy.
He may not have been able to build a new world, but he built an amazing community and we will miss him greatly
*Technoblade*
💐👑🥀
3:52 ...well, that didn't age well
That... was the joke
He's not dead guys he just needed to fight god to prove his worth. 🙏
"You can't keep bullying orphans"
That's what me teacher said, then I made it a career"
Who else came back to these after the recent news to feel better?
i did but i just ended up crying
Yeah. Little harder to watch than that news though.
Rip legend
3rd time coming back to this, going to miss him man, the world lost a legend.
I survived! Am I learning?
Yes. "Proceeds to yeet skeppy off the block"
rip techno, he will live on in heaven.
o7 childhood hero you will live on in everyone’s hearts Looking over us forever we love and miss you techno ❤️
I don't believe in Heaven, but I still believe that Techno was sent there.
Forever loved forever missed
this hits different now…. it hurts
Ik
"I headed to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan", yikes, that hasn't aged well as of the 16/08/2021. 3:51
"Wait a minute this is just a prison server" Sun Tzu the art of war
"I immediately headed to the safest place I knew Afganistan."
see you around, tech.
At exactly 2:00 this speech he gave and leading up to now, it’s like looking back at his life and everything he achieved, and then, it ends with sad minecraft music, this is the story of his life. R.I.P legend. This one was a hard one for me. I was holding back tears.
People need to lay off of techno. He is probably stressed because he has so many different groups of people saying he cant lose.
But when he consistently proves this to be a fact, how do we stop believing it?
Hits different after the news
@@karensegi163 yea
This never gets old
Just like the orphans that meet technoblade if you know what I mean
@@806_kid7 lol
@@806_kid7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣
Miss him.
You will be missed.
Stay strong. Blood god.
It... it got old
Watching this makes me sad and laughing the same time. He will be a legend forever
"WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAAAAAT WHEEEEAAAAT" - Technoblade
The thumbnail joke is genuinely one of the best techno jokes I’ve ever heard
"There is no immortality, but the memories left in the minds of men" - Napoléon. In this sense, Technoblade truly never dies.
cap he dead
techno was my comfort youtuber and now that he’s gone this is my new favorite video. thank you for this
This never gets old
Edit:thx for the 30 likes
Ikr
That what the title says 😔
You know what else won’t get old
Technoblade ):
Rest in peace techno. We miss you so much. You'll forever be in our hearts..
And techno still doesn’t know where the biblioteca is to this day
He will never know
@@Pulivari124literally 😭
Technoblade : por que Don de esta biblioteca
People : that phrase must mean something EPIC!
People who know Spanish : why is techno screaming where is the library?
1:55 to 2:40
That was the most inspirational speech, and super wholesome, this man is a true king, a potato king, one that watches us try his tricks and strategies from above.. Love you Techno
Watching this right now feels so nostalgic
R.I.P legend
Technoblade never dies. RIP.
He was a good man
These clips will never get old, but I wish Technoblade had that opportunity.
Rest in peace Techno 🕊️ forever in our hearts
Anybody else watching this to remember all the great things techno has said and done. RIP
Me
fly high techno
Rest In Peace, Technoblade. You are now a true legend🫡😔💙
this hurts to watch but still brings so much joy while watching. rip techno
these clips will truly never get old
Rest In Peace Techno, May you finally become the blood god, one who will always be with us even when you will not. Thank you for everything Techno, you will always have a home in my heart.
I've memorized all of these lines so well
*even the Spanish lines too and I'm not mad*
One could argue that this qualifies you as mad...
2:53
That...aged really bad
Techno truly is a legend
man, i miss technoblade
Rip to techno 🥺😭 may the legend live in forever 💔🕊✌🏼
Anyone else here watching this to feel better?
Me
Need some good techno content rn
Yep
It hits differently watching this now.
yeah definitely, I watched this video of a discord convo he had before he died where he was cracking jokes even though he knew he was gonna die 🥲
0:28 Officer I Drop Kicked That Child In Self Defense
3:04 but... doesn't that make you an orphan!?
Technoblade is the best minecraft pro but I want to see him play ark.
"Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful; that one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed at how far we've come." - Technoblade
Rest in Peace, Legend.
"Technoblade Never Dies."
0:13 all i heard was jibberish and the word library
"Ay caramba, where is the library" he said xdddd
I also heard library (in Spanish)
@@Cross_AAy caramba in english is hot damn
2:32 this really hits extra hard. He flew so high and will never die. We will look back on him and smile for he was a legend in his own right. Thank you techno
😭😭😭😭