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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2023

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  • @EncouragedEntity
    @EncouragedEntity Před 3 měsíci +45

    Homers letter to Lisa is one of the sweetest, most heartwarming things I've ever seen. AND YOU CUT IT FROM THE VIDEO!

  • @Skitz3
    @Skitz3 Před 4 měsíci +35

    These weirdly cut episodes of The Simpsons honestly feel like a fever dream

    • @SpadesNeil
      @SpadesNeil Před měsícem +2

      They're cut like Family Guy episodes even in the actual episodes.

  • @itsParadisebaby
    @itsParadisebaby Před 8 měsíci +238

    Homer needing permission from his children to buy beer

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Před 8 měsíci +3

      He's a grown man, he can get beer if he wants

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@EdnaK728yeah has zero impact on the family if he drinks.

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@theyearwas1473 exactly

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@EdnaK728 I mean he should be allowed to keep driving drunk. I think it's rad how he neglects his family. That's a real dad.

    • @lolstans285
      @lolstans285 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@EdnaK728bro did not get it

  • @shandydjakaria6458
    @shandydjakaria6458 Před 8 měsíci +241

    "As intelligence goes up happiness often goes down.." Lisa Simpson

    • @ultrasoulviver
      @ultrasoulviver Před 8 měsíci +12

      It’s a real correlation

    • @joeljacobsfitness7493
      @joeljacobsfitness7493 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Dosent have to be

    • @pikaplayz5190
      @pikaplayz5190 Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@joeljacobsfitness7493usually is because the truth is a burden

    • @TobyIn3D
      @TobyIn3D Před 7 měsíci +8

      that must be why i'm so happy

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Actually, studies show that happiness, altruism and success are all positively correlated with IQ

  • @MizoChivalry60093
    @MizoChivalry60093 Před 8 měsíci +150

    So homer and lisa were alike the whole time just because of crayon stuck inside his brain😂

  • @georgewilkinson5868
    @georgewilkinson5868 Před 3 měsíci +6

    My dad used to watch the Simpsons before he died of melanoma. So now I occasionally watch it hell it's actually pretty good now I know why my dad watched it.

  • @zeng58
    @zeng58 Před 5 měsíci +31

    honestly that episode meant alot to me i was a bag girl for 6 years i know what it's like

  • @schutsheer_des_vaderlands
    @schutsheer_des_vaderlands Před měsícem +14

    'Bag boy'? Not being able to put your own groceries in a bag must be some American thing I'm too European to understand

    • @Bacon17855
      @Bacon17855 Před měsícem +1

      Idk what a bagboy even is

    • @inan1755
      @inan1755 Před měsícem +1

      Somebody too European wouldn’t have an avatar with Russian church 🙂

    • @rynodragon2316
      @rynodragon2316 Před 22 dny

      We don’t even have bags anymore in America for some locations.

    • @schutsheer_des_vaderlands
      @schutsheer_des_vaderlands Před 21 dnem +2

      @@inan1755 You made three mistakes there. First of all, even though I'm Dutch, I'm Eastern Orthodox, which is why my profile picture is of a Cathedral in Moscow. Secondly, even if I were Russian, that would've still made me European, as 75% of Russia's population lives in the European part. In other words, being Russian usually includes being European.
      Lastly, even somebody that lives in a European country that isn't Russia, can still love Russia (including its culture, history or whatever aspect) and that isn't even a rarity nowadays.

    • @inan1755
      @inan1755 Před 21 dnem

      @@schutsheer_des_vaderlands Yeah, I see what kind of „Orthodox” you are.
      1. Kind of Orthodox who associate Orthodoxy with… Russia - a country where nobody cares about religion (there’s higher percentage of people attending masses in the Netherlands than in Russia) and the country which probably killed the biggest amount of Orthodox Christians in the history. The country which tried to totally destroy any religion. You didn’t choose some place in Palestine, Cyprus, Greece, Turkey, wherever. You choosed Russia, who destroys Orthodox churches nowadays and still builds new monuments of Stalin.
      2. Russian culture is not European. Russia has been created on Golden Horde and always followed that authoritarian, cruel and expansive way of ruling. After the Boolshevik Revolution the most European things in Russia - aristocracy and Christianity have been destroyed. After there’s no even Russian culture in Russia. It’s a Soviet culture. And remember that only 60% of Russian citizens are Slavs/Europeans. Russia will be a Muslim country in the next 100 years. Of course if it won’t collapse meanwhile.
      3. How many times have you been to Russia? Which regions have you seen? How good is your Russian? We can continue in Russian and check who much you love this culture.

  • @erichanastacio9695
    @erichanastacio9695 Před 8 měsíci +32

    On the last part... Darn... I was waiting for Homer to give a letter to Lisa, and to read it.

  • @TpoapAnimatesYT
    @TpoapAnimatesYT Před měsícem +5

    0:24 pause
    I love when Simpsons eyes do that it's so goofy

  • @maryoleary5044
    @maryoleary5044 Před 8 měsíci +25

    Love Santa's Little Helper! 😃😄

  • @annabethjadisdoulton4554
    @annabethjadisdoulton4554 Před 8 měsíci +10

    😂😂😅. Lisa's a warthog. Thier was actually one. Right behind her.

  • @reallynothing6845
    @reallynothing6845 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Going to victoria falls from Tanzania is rather impressive

  • @dj.m7098
    @dj.m7098 Před 8 měsíci +15

    “” Ahhh! A hungry hungry hippo! “”
    .

  • @DontLookAtMyDesc
    @DontLookAtMyDesc Před 5 měsíci +12

    I like how they didn’t give him the trip to Africa bc it was outdated, but because the box hit him in the eye 😂

  • @zxKAOS1
    @zxKAOS1 Před 6 měsíci +3

    3:30 _Wait, rhinos don't come from eggs!_
    "What did you just see?" :D

  • @Voidmercenary
    @Voidmercenary Před 7 měsíci +26

    What's weird is that the average American has 95 IQ, Homer said he got his IQ increased by 50 points and he said he has 105 IQ so this guy is only 55 IQ.

    • @nzredwolf4048
      @nzredwolf4048 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Yes, that's the joke. Well done.

    • @ecological6454
      @ecological6454 Před 6 měsíci

      You mean the guy who replied "Hey, I came here to be drugged, electrotuded and probed, not insulted" have low intelligence.

    • @khaki.shorts
      @khaki.shorts Před 5 měsíci

      @@nzredwolf4048 another joke is that 105 IQ isn't super smart, like he appears in this video

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před 22 dny

      ​@@khaki.shorts It's part of the same joke, 105 is still considered average IQ. Everyone in that town is just a moron.

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I Love this Episode

  • @angelmawalla1319
    @angelmawalla1319 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I like when u talk about Tanzania Swahili

  • @gsingh9712
    @gsingh9712 Před 8 měsíci +5

    That Swahili is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @ssniper-mb7js
    @ssniper-mb7js Před 8 měsíci +7

    I'm actually wondering what kind of rich ass supermarket has bag boys like is this an American thing

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Before a decade of cost cutting measures there used to be enough people running a supermarket that they had enough people to separate running the register and bagging, carrying out goods for the customer to their car. However you can still get those same benefits with carry out car side delivery with the added benefit of not having to grab the groceries yourself.

    • @JohnDoe-yq9rt
      @JohnDoe-yq9rt Před měsícem

      @@MINIMAN10000before Jewish greed

  • @bruhzee3931
    @bruhzee3931 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Moral Oral???? .

  • @eaphantom9214
    @eaphantom9214 Před 8 měsíci +4

    03:26 - LOL 😂😂😂

  • @davidmccoyjr8147
    @davidmccoyjr8147 Před 8 měsíci +4

    8:28 the iron giant in the middle.😅

  • @petertuckergoettler5720
    @petertuckergoettler5720 Před 6 měsíci

    "Thanks For The Laughs," merci.

  • @ReemaNb
    @ReemaNb Před 4 měsíci +1

    I enjoy watching

  • @user-mf3en9so9m
    @user-mf3en9so9m Před 7 měsíci +4

    Homer did the right thing but he gave it all away for friendship😊 there's one thing we can understand from this: "Get better friends" like seriously 😐 homer could've been a greater person and acheive more than what he was worth. Friends>Life????? That isn't friendship thats abuse, they bullied homer for making them lose their jobs but it's not like he spread false rumors about them, he reported the plant for having too much violations and he was treated poorly to the point that he had a dummy of him burned 😢

    • @pointblank6269
      @pointblank6269 Před měsícem

      Yeah... lenny especially is the fakest of them all, the first one that would stab Homer in the back at every occasion, and i'm glad for remembering how he lost his groceries here.

  • @jechtgaming8082
    @jechtgaming8082 Před 5 měsíci +2

    When I went to the US for the first time I was amazed that there were people that packed your bags for you at the shop, I was so confused why some dude was packing it for me.

  • @chancegarrison7636
    @chancegarrison7636 Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:42 Rhinos really don't lay eggs like birds.

  • @innertuber4049
    @innertuber4049 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Homer didn't lose his friends because of his intelligence, he lost them because he's an idiot.
    Intelligent and smart are different.

  • @reynoldhunter8600
    @reynoldhunter8600 Před 8 měsíci +2

    From the beginning of the episode when Homer is doing the animated talking dog

  • @TigerWing141
    @TigerWing141 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Countries when learned a simpsons type family is coming 2:17

  • @MilesRobinson2001
    @MilesRobinson2001 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Simpsons for life.

  • @Mainasarah___
    @Mainasarah___ Před měsícem

    Nice episode

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 Před měsícem +1

    3:20 what about him.
    15:04 me when i answer any Questios

  • @ReemaNb
    @ReemaNb Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you ❤

  • @bobjones4469
    @bobjones4469 Před 8 měsíci +13

    She should get a Nobel Prize for being able to civilize and train those savage and highly aggressive chimps to do all this.

    • @kolyasmirno9116
      @kolyasmirno9116 Před 2 měsíci

      even you could make an animal do mining in the pit for rough diamonds.Hell i can see you with a whip already.

  • @Amygameing
    @Amygameing Před 6 měsíci

    0:12 I’m out of wine

  • @Myne1001
    @Myne1001 Před 18 dny

    Diamonds are forever ❎
    Diamonds are unbreakable ✅

  • @Idez15
    @Idez15 Před měsícem

    14:57 😂😂

  • @rhaewynlandry
    @rhaewynlandry Před 4 měsíci

    What episode and season is the this

  • @Cattdk
    @Cattdk Před 5 měsíci +1

    The title looks like Its from James bond flim

  • @reynoldhunter8600
    @reynoldhunter8600 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Okay when the Simpson family visited Africa

  • @zargonfuture4046
    @zargonfuture4046 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Afrika as Americans see it.. Yup please do go... 🌍😏

  • @GillAndBurtTheCop
    @GillAndBurtTheCop Před 8 měsíci

    Electro-web fuck yeah, I want an electro-web 😪

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech Před 6 měsíci

    I want that nerd ensemble

  • @ReemaNb
    @ReemaNb Před 4 měsíci

    Finally I got the cartoon

  • @Kris-bb4oy
    @Kris-bb4oy Před 6 měsíci +2

    Simpsons comedy really went down hill here

  • @ReemaNb
    @ReemaNb Před 4 měsíci

    A funny and fun episode

  • @PeterPsaradellis-bm3np
    @PeterPsaradellis-bm3np Před 7 měsíci

    Bart: I havent said anything for a while.

  • @ReemaNb
    @ReemaNb Před 4 měsíci

  • @adlofchikove2945
    @adlofchikove2945 Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂 Tanzania to Victoria falls...

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369

    Everyone is running so fast this 2nd episode lol

  • @bsanchez3563
    @bsanchez3563 Před 5 měsíci

    Tf man this like robotchicken lol 9:02

  • @chriswheeler6092
    @chriswheeler6092 Před 8 měsíci

    ....says the chic that you gave it to.

  • @3JGjrJA16.t-vegetaJG
    @3JGjrJA16.t-vegetaJG Před 8 měsíci +1

    😅😅😅

  • @user-dn3xu1rt5b
    @user-dn3xu1rt5b Před 2 měsíci

    Hippos hate water 😂😂😂

  • @dj.m7098
    @dj.m7098 Před 8 měsíci

    An egg!?!
    .

  • @katrienbuekers8289
    @katrienbuekers8289 Před 4 měsíci

    You know guys diamonds are Forever is the 7th james bond

  • @xorwd9293
    @xorwd9293 Před 3 hodinami

    fun fact nothing a musquito in height around 3 meter

  • @Legoboyz21
    @Legoboyz21 Před 7 měsíci +4

    There has got to be an error right here. Lots of cars in Tanzania would be right-hand drive because Tanzania drives on the left side of the road.

    • @Zzrdemon6633
      @Zzrdemon6633 Před 2 měsíci

      It's a cartoon karen

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson Před 20 dny

      The image is reversed. When Homer takes a picture of the odometer, the guage is backwards. X3

  • @PETKINITO-2024HACK
    @PETKINITO-2024HACK Před 7 měsíci +1

    Funny video

  • @Poopoboy
    @Poopoboy Před 6 měsíci

    Cuts

  • @Somerandi
    @Somerandi Před 4 měsíci +1

    In germany wie pack oure stuff at Self

  • @42luke93
    @42luke93 Před 7 měsíci

    PathMark

  • @MilesRobinson2001
    @MilesRobinson2001 Před 7 měsíci

    3:22 Lisa's head gets eaten

  • @yvonnemariane2265
    @yvonnemariane2265 Před 4 dny

    rightttt 2 poachers are white

  • @_Xypes_
    @_Xypes_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    bring me the horizon reference in the simpsons 😱😱😱🫢🫢

    • @Cloudey
      @Cloudey Před 8 měsíci

      Where???

    • @_Xypes_
      @_Xypes_ Před 8 měsíci

      @@Cloudey bring me the horizon has a song called diamonds aren’t forever

  • @EderAlbornoz-dt8sz
    @EderAlbornoz-dt8sz Před 2 měsíci

    💸💍

  • @hansonni6216
    @hansonni6216 Před 5 měsíci

    At 15:16 Homer was speaking in bells

  • @FUGP72
    @FUGP72 Před 7 měsíci

    There is no way a CostMo is going to have BAGS, let alone people bagging your groceries for you.

  • @silencetaken666
    @silencetaken666 Před 2 měsíci +2

    my iq is 140

  • @robbiemackay6736
    @robbiemackay6736 Před měsícem +1

    14:08

  • @halonothing1
    @halonothing1 Před 4 měsíci

    Not that there's any sense arguing with a promotional slogan for blood diamonds, a diamond does not last forever. Ask anyone who's ever broken a diamond anvil. It's science instrument used to exert massive pressures on an object. A really good diamond anvil can exert pressures of 7.7 MILLION atmospheres. The core of the earth is only 3.6 million atmospheres. I know it's irrelevant for the video, but if you don't find that the least bit interesting, you have no soul. =P Or depression's just killed it.

  • @adriangussolovskiworld9440
    @adriangussolovskiworld9440 Před 8 měsíci

    Where is mr kidd and mr wint

  • @DanielBMaximoff
    @DanielBMaximoff Před 7 dny

    Crayon episode is the current today where people are dumb down to the cringe crowd.

  • @user-fg9sd3et2d
    @user-fg9sd3et2d Před 6 měsíci

    haahahaha

  • @henrysimukonde
    @henrysimukonde Před měsícem +1

    Please people Africa is not a village

  • @ifhewenheyj1466
    @ifhewenheyj1466 Před 8 měsíci

    8:55

  • @DesertSessions93
    @DesertSessions93 Před 5 měsíci

    Their life savings was $500

  • @sneed6925
    @sneed6925 Před 7 měsíci

    this sucks, you skip the best parts,
    >youre Tetenge now
    >monkey rolling his eyes
    >diamonds, diamonds! DIAMONDS!
    >increase my killing power hey?
    and so many other classic lines

  • @eua4808
    @eua4808 Před 7 měsíci

    Homer IQ is like 49 and he gain 50 so he a normal avg human :) oh wait this 105IQ

  • @EstherHulst-Artist
    @EstherHulst-Artist Před měsícem

    why do they need someone to bad their groceries?

  • @JJVids1234
    @JJVids1234 Před 8 měsíci +8

    0:12
    “I’m out of wine!”
    “cart”
    Probably the bullies wanted Bart to buy them wine?
    0:17 “We need these because- we have to-“
    *puts them in the cart and both run away*
    Same I always wanted candy
    0:29
    “And I’m a doctor!”
    Lol

  • @ann5935
    @ann5935 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I feel like Flanders was watching off brand moral orel

  • @bsanchez3563
    @bsanchez3563 Před 5 měsíci

    Lmao if Diamonds are forever then lmfao no wonder AR is said to be real poor because I bet that crater diamonds is got super bad inflation..

  • @olliegamerpro247
    @olliegamerpro247 Před 4 měsíci

    I have a higher iq that Homer in the episode and still haven’t proven god doesn’t exist

  • @HEARTZFORME000
    @HEARTZFORME000 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Can you stop cutting some of the parts from the video?😀😐

    • @dkNolan1234
      @dkNolan1234 Před měsícem

      It’s for legal reasons

    • @HEARTZFORME000
      @HEARTZFORME000 Před měsícem

      @@dkNolan1234 oh ok thanks for telling me

    • @user-tc8hz5hm5y
      @user-tc8hz5hm5y Před měsícem

      CZcams will ban his clips and everything This is something like promotion that's wy he cuts his video

  • @birdwatching_u_back
    @birdwatching_u_back Před 4 měsíci

    Moral Orel but earnestly pro-Christian??

  • @02brother
    @02brother Před 8 měsíci +2

    There is no way his doctor AND mechanic said is okay to drink beer.

  • @mariaromo2763
    @mariaromo2763 Před 2 měsíci

    1234567890

  • @TheSpy149
    @TheSpy149 Před 8 měsíci

    15:11 YES LISA IS HURT

  • @vicrobberechts2111
    @vicrobberechts2111 Před 8 měsíci

    a 105 iq😂😂😂 that isn't very high

    • @LaughingOrange
      @LaughingOrange Před 8 měsíci +1

      The average is 100, and he is well within one standard deviation of that. He is not smart, all of Springfield are dumb.

    • @sharkkatlovesu
      @sharkkatlovesu Před 4 měsíci +3

      Higher than yours

  • @TylolaWilliams
    @TylolaWilliams Před 15 dny

    Buying something to put in the house today picking up those things and getting home to see that I left in a hurry throwing that tissue and crapping in that mailbox I never cared to see anyway must left me in a parade of bull shit and loud cussing pants and smoked glass and loose handles and smelly trash loud as garbage and dry winds and heavy air

  • @2003AudiS3
    @2003AudiS3 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lisa is annoying, i feel happy when she is sad

  • @Loliconman
    @Loliconman Před 6 měsíci

    14:20 Why i smoke weed and take dithhydramine.

  • @christianblevins1870
    @christianblevins1870 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I am so tired of the you shouldn’t improve yourself lessons the Simpsons teach

  • @CombinedickVideo
    @CombinedickVideo Před 17 hodinami

    C O S T M O F O O D S

  • @SAP20092
    @SAP20092 Před 8 měsíci

    kinda feels wrong

  • @jasonshade2656
    @jasonshade2656 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Planned parenthood" 😹😹😹
    It's funny because it's exactly the opposite of what's said, like all left-wing talking points.