I just learned that whenever I do something despicable it is not part of who I am or what I stand for. It is a phase. I can have a "crack phase", "theft phase", "hoe phase" and "slap my girl in the mouth phase". As long as I label it as such and keep it moving it does not reflect negatively on me at all. Good to know. I wonder if that holds up in court "That was just my murder phase".
"if you cant love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best teehee😊" "the past doesn't matter, people can change!" Just use their crazy and delusional cliche sayings they use.
I hate when girls blame their irresponsibility on a "hoe phase." People that don't have any morals or dignity or take their responsibilities seriously don't deserve a second of your time. Stay safe kings 👑
I hate when people in general excuse terrible decisions on being "young." Like, oh cmon man, he's just young we all make mistakes! But no, we don't. First of all, being in your twenties isn't "young" being 15 is. And my mistakes were punching a hole in a wall when I didn't know how to process anger, not fucking beating up another human being, or committing felonies.
And they say it like being a hoe is like going through puberty its not the same its not a natural body function that u dont have control over its a choice and u have to live with the consequences of the choices you makr
If there is one thing i can appreciate is she watched herself just whiff that shot and still was flashing hands like she did something. Thats just someone enjoying the game.
I can get behind that. Sometimes it’s just about enjoying the game. As long as she isn’t complaining about the pay gap when she gave such a horrible display.
its good to have fun but so no will to win? lol basketball is a joke nowadays anyways, people play to win, dont know the score but unspoken rule of basketball is save the play for off the court, get serious when you step on the court. seen many females teams like this and ended up losing at the end, the ones who won were serious through hand through and went to either state or was in college ball.
yep a little ridiculous. he needed to be removed, i dont care about your proposal, thats between you and your girl and should never impose on anyone else. but crash tackling a stationary dude is a little over the top. could have just walked up and asked him to f off.
'Health' ministers in loads of countries are the epitomy of poor health... It's quite shocking seeing how many are walking heart attacks waiting to happen
@@NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE there’s a time to be a red pill because another man said so and not you telling yourself to be and there’s a time to cut the bs
@@irionuchiha3823 same here, it's quite depressing isn't it... and the worst thing is people would argue all day that it is real. I've literally seen people argue and refuse to believe things are staged even when the person who made it has admitted it was staged 🤦♂️
Here's the thing that gets me. A hoe phase is like running through 2 or maybe even 3 guys. A phase is supposed to be a phase. 20-29 guys is not a phase. It was an addiction. There is trauma, emotional damage, most likely some physical side effects. That wasn't a phase that was an entire lifestyle choice. Even 3 guys would be a lot and is enough to get you labeled a hoe for life. 20+ is a lost cause.
3? Idk……. I can’t really label someone a hoe, it’s kinda the pot calling the kettle black. But you’re right about the addiction, trauma, and all that baggage
@@zackzittel7683 I suppose within a certain time frame matters for context. If it's 3 over a 10 year span it's a WHOLE lot different than 3 in a weekend.
This is what ive always said and its the same standard i hold myslef to as a man. The amount of people youre having sex with matters, as does the time span how many at one time etc. Theres a lot of variables to it. Like even if im just having sex with a girl and im not committed im only having sex with that one girl, i may talk to more than one but the actual action of sex is one at a time. Which is about hygiene and respect for me.
dude your videos are so addicting. Can watch old ones from a year or two ago, still dope af. I also die of laughter every time you call someone a Muppet or a donut. I dont know if its an English thing, but its HILARIOUS
If the guy genuinely admits that he has a girl best friend, which is extremely rare, then the roles are reversed and it's the girl who's waiting for a window of opportunity. I've friend zoned a couple of girls, but know that they would get with me in an instant if I rang them up.
Same. I don't string them along like a woman would do a guy though. As soon as they told me they liked me I just politely said they weren't my type (I'm picky ill admit) and kept it moving. I don't tease or give mixed signals.
5:32 Shit like this DOES happen. I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings once. I didnt have my wallet. Realized it, went to use the restroom, call my room mate, beg him to bring it ASAP cause im fucked at this point. Some Chad int he shitter asked me "Hey man, you need some cash? I heard your call and Ive been there, Heres 50 bucks" Dude straight hooked me up. I got laid that night, Thanks Chad.
It comes down to biology! Our Oxytocin receptors are different and after about 3 their ability to pair bond is RUINED while dudes can have 100’s and have no issue with pair bonding! End of story💯
because she didn't lie? maybe she thinks honesty is important? maybe her boyfriend thinks honesty is important? some people are able to accept reality, you can love someone while also thinking someone else is physically hotter than them. not every woman is a 10. it's just reality, stop being delusional.
@@VikingKong. that's not a woman that respect her bf. The way she laugh is just pure cringe and evil. and why exactly should her bf choose her to be the hottest in her groups? she's a 3 at best.
Actually I am a guy friend because she is like a sister to me. Idk why you have so many toxic females in your life but I'm doing just fine with her and my other friends that are girls
4:08 Hey brother. Been watching your content for a while and found a beautiful woman of my own who's a genuine person. This content has just been depressing recently and I'm probably gonna bounce. Very entertaining, but I've grown out of it. I'm going to focus on myself and my relationship. Thanks for all the entertainment and lessons in your videos brother. Much love
The health minister isn‘t there to be your personal fitness coach. She‘s there to make health care accessible and affordable for everybody. Something people in the US can‘t imagine to even be possible.
You must be delusional. Of course we imagine it and even want it. But the politicians are paid off by the pharmacy and health corporations so we get nothing but medical bills.
Yeah so now when she has heart problems and needs medication and care because of her poor decisions, YOU have to pay for it because it needed to be accessible for her...
@@greatclubsandwich5612 1. Yes, because we live in a society and care for our fellow citizens. 2. We actually hold our food companies responsible over here in Europe and don‘t ask Disney to make the princesses more fat instead. That health minister and her body weight is an exception over here in Europe.
@@thenicolascage4355 She doesn't care for her fellow citizens, she cares about their money. Becoming that morbidly obese is an incredibly selfish act in a country where others will have to pay for your bad health and lack of restraint. She doesn't stop at the fourth cupcake and go "hmmm... should I STOP eating? I know the risks, and the consequences of continuing, but hey F it, I don't have to foot the bill..." Its not a matter of holding food companies responsible, you should hold HER responsible.
@@greatclubsandwich5612 Read what you wrote out loud. And then tell me that actually sounds unreasonable. Don't get me wrong, I chuckled when I saw her, but honestly, I wish our politicians cared more about doing their jobs and less about looking good.
7:14 “If you’re seeing this, I love you.” No you do not love him. If you truly loved him, you wouldn’t EVER try, or attempt, to cheat on him, that will hurt him! People nowadays don’t know what real love is. Look at people in the 40s 50s & 60s etc, that’s love, because they stayed together and didn’t want to hurt each other by cheating.
I don't know bro, I had many girl friends, and granted that with some of them I really did want to score, with many others I had no intention whatsoever, like she could jump on me wearing a tissue and I wouldn't go down.
The only entertaining moment about the Wnba is when commentators roast the players 💀
💀
are they even allowed to?
Agreed
But the fundamentals
@@jerryx2000 he literally said fuck multiple times it obviously is just a voice over
LOOOOL the "Chinese" man had me rollingggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was dieing
well, it was fake
It was fake but the accent was impeccable 🤣. Nailed the hong kong Chinese that’s lived in Australia for a while 🤣🤣
Though the act is fake, the humor wasn't
If he would have yelled out "Cartwright!", I probably would have peed a little.
As someone from Belgium, yea we know how ironic it is that she's our minister of health and yes we all joke about it as much as you'd think
I love her surname... De Block 🤣
I have a 1956 Belgium made Browning 16ga. semi- automatic. All Belgium patents. A work of art.
@Not PC If you decide you can’t wait for the asteroid you want a good quality unlifing device that’s not gonna fail.
Remember that live TV debate before election 2019 where the presentator introduced her as the "heavyweight" of her political party? 😭
In USA our Health person is a man who dresses like a woman. They also like to pretend he's an admiral. I think we got you beat.
I just learned that whenever I do something despicable it is not part of who I am or what I stand for. It is a phase. I can have a "crack phase", "theft phase", "hoe phase" and "slap my girl in the mouth phase". As long as I label it as such and keep it moving it does not reflect negatively on me at all. Good to know. I wonder if that holds up in court "That was just my murder phase".
*You had us in the first half*
"if you cant love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best teehee😊" "the past doesn't matter, people can change!"
Just use their crazy and delusional cliche sayings they use.
The murder phase. A law was passed so under 25s commiting murder the sentence is lightened. It blew my mind. What are they doing
Have some real fun and have all those phases all at once.
He still got me. 🤷🏿♂️
I hate when girls blame their irresponsibility on a "hoe phase." People that don't have any morals or dignity or take their responsibilities seriously don't deserve a second of your time. Stay safe kings 👑
I hate when people in general excuse terrible decisions on being "young." Like, oh cmon man, he's just young we all make mistakes! But no, we don't. First of all, being in your twenties isn't "young" being 15 is. And my mistakes were punching a hole in a wall when I didn't know how to process anger, not fucking beating up another human being, or committing felonies.
And they say it like being a hoe is like going through puberty its not the same its not a natural body function that u dont have control over its a choice and u have to live with the consequences of the choices you makr
@@Drillbitayler I agree. You're called a mature adult for a reason. Age shouldn't be an excuse for your wrong doings, especially when you're an adult.
@@Blox117 I am not exactly sure with what you mean by that.
@@Drillbitayler everyone does make mistakes, without them we wouldn’t become better
The guy playing the waiter was dope
W mans
I laughed waaay too hard, that’s a real one
😂 so fcuking good. Definitely Vietnamese not Chinese but still A+
@@yallawallahalla I would not haven been able to resist: "This is shitty shusi how may I take ya oda please"
Was funny even if it wasn't real
That Chinese impression is impeccable 🤣. Even nailed the Hong Kong English 🤣🤣
Sounded exactly like my old warehouse manager from HK
Thought he was Steven for a moment
That 50 cent charge for paying with a card was *chefs kiss*
@@princeking1562 "Steven He was" - Yoda
Surprised that impression flew these days!
when he said "card or cash" i lost it.😂😂😂
50 cent surcharge 😂😂
The fact he did the Chinese impression so good out of knowhere had me cracking up.
If there is one thing i can appreciate is she watched herself just whiff that shot and still was flashing hands like she did something. Thats just someone enjoying the game.
I can get behind that. Sometimes it’s just about enjoying the game. As long as she isn’t complaining about the pay gap when she gave such a horrible display.
its good to have fun but so no will to win? lol basketball is a joke nowadays anyways, people play to win, dont know the score but unspoken rule of basketball is save the play for off the court, get serious when you step on the court. seen many females teams like this and ended up losing at the end, the ones who won were serious through hand through and went to either state or was in college ball.
“She’s throwing up gang signs” 😂
“ bro understood the assignment “ I’m dead 😂😂 👌🏽🔥
Man is on one knee pretty much sitting still and the dude still gets tackled…
Probably lost the ring too
yep a little ridiculous. he needed to be removed, i dont care about your proposal, thats between you and your girl and should never impose on anyone else. but crash tackling a stationary dude is a little over the top. could have just walked up and asked him to f off.
They where trying to save him by knocking some sense into him
Imagine Dahmer said “I went through a serial killer phase but that doesn’t make me a serial killer don’t judge me.”
The health minister clip had me rolling. 😂😂
To be fair. She is a doctor.
@@momo23021991 of what? CAKE!? 😂
Wouldn’t take much to have her rolling either
'Health' ministers in loads of countries are the epitomy of poor health... It's quite shocking seeing how many are walking heart attacks waiting to happen
@@Archersrevenge i love people like you 😂❤☝🏻
Was rooting for Gus' gf until the end of the conversation 😂 🤷🏾♂️
💯
Really? You couldn't smell the soil on that gardening tool from miles away?
Apparently it doesn’t take much for them to hoe themselves out
Dude’s done gonna be Gus Fring when he sees that
That one guy playing the waiter knew the assignment and took it no questions asked
I believe it was skit
idiot said card, now she has a paper trail - or a distinct lack of one.
It's as fake as Kim K so
I’ve lived in Belgium for a few years in the past and is no surprise at all hearing of Maggie De Block continually getting roasted.
It'll take years to roast her through and through though...
When he said it first I heard Maggie The Blob... i'm going to hell XD
Might as well make Adolf Hitler the ‘minister for equalities’ 🙄
@@hisss 🤣
@@hisss 😂
“Go marry a dog” 😆😆
Well played my friend.
This idiot said that its been proven that dog sperm can produce a human child! What the actual Fck?
4:45 those guys are real heroes. They stopped the dude from making a huge mistake
Hell ya
They got married y’all going out sad
@@captain425So? Still a mistake.
@@NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE there’s a time to be a red pill because another man said so and not you telling yourself to be and there’s a time to cut the bs
@@captain425 I don't even know what you tried to say.
1:52 Did you say "Maggie the Blob?" 😆
What did he saaaaayyyyy???!
Holy f8ck the dude pretending to be a cashier at the Chinese place had me dying
😂😂😂😂he was too good
Dudes understanding of the assignment was golden!
5:15 this has to be the funniest talk exchange I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂
It's so obviously staged
@@fookoff9220 yeah hurts my soul to see entertainment come to this, where is the authenticity
@@irionuchiha3823 same here, it's quite depressing isn't it... and the worst thing is people would argue all day that it is real. I've literally seen people argue and refuse to believe things are staged even when the person who made it has admitted it was staged 🤦♂️
Women are actually great comedians. I just keep laughing at them.
She threw it up there with such confidence. Then she shrugged it off with such confidence.😅😂 I respect that.
3:00 this is funny meme in India,man🤣🤣🤣
2:54 If you listen carefully I believe you will hear someone on that boat shouting "NO" or "OH"
*”A key that opens many locks is important and must not be lost. A lock opened by many keys is a shit lock.”*
I've played basketball a few times in my life, and I've never made a shot that wide 😂
It’s clearly a middle school/high school game…congrats…you’re better at basketball than a teenage girl…
@@yesman3208 thanks 😊
@@yesman3208 I've seen 10 yr olds shorter and skinnier than her drop 3s...
you failed at failing lol niiiice
Here's the thing that gets me. A hoe phase is like running through 2 or maybe even 3 guys. A phase is supposed to be a phase. 20-29 guys is not a phase. It was an addiction. There is trauma, emotional damage, most likely some physical side effects. That wasn't a phase that was an entire lifestyle choice. Even 3 guys would be a lot and is enough to get you labeled a hoe for life. 20+ is a lost cause.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
3? Idk……. I can’t really label someone a hoe, it’s kinda the pot calling the kettle black. But you’re right about the addiction, trauma, and all that baggage
@@zackzittel7683 I suppose within a certain time frame matters for context. If it's 3 over a 10 year span it's a WHOLE lot different than 3 in a weekend.
This is what ive always said and its the same standard i hold myslef to as a man. The amount of people youre having sex with matters, as does the time span how many at one time etc. Theres a lot of variables to it. Like even if im just having sex with a girl and im not committed im only having sex with that one girl, i may talk to more than one but the actual action of sex is one at a time. Which is about hygiene and respect for me.
@@plack_benis382 It's just what happens when you have a little bit of dignity.
That Chinese man skit was awesome! Haha
It’s an impeccable Hong Kong Chinese but lived in Australia for years accent 🤣
@@boxtradums0073 Must've watched a lot of Steven He
@@TheGlovener1985 I dont know who that is mate but I knew someone from Hong Kong and can here the British influenced accent in the English too lol
@@boxtradums0073 you owe yourself to check out some Steven He
@@boxtradums0073 essentially he's the 'emotional damage' meme
3:29 if this was the real middle east she would be dead after the frist sentence 😂
dude your videos are so addicting. Can watch old ones from a year or two ago, still dope af. I also die of laughter every time you call someone a Muppet or a donut. I dont know if its an English thing, but its HILARIOUS
The chinese food bit was hilarious!!
6:10 - the 50 cent surcharge was so true LMAO
The health minister clip is hilarious LOL “she look like someone out of South Park” BRUH I’m done…
I wanted to be an ice-cream van when I was like 6. My mum said when are you going to grow your wheels?
I was so confused then and now I’m crying😂
This one was hilarious 🤣 the whole time I was cracking up
If the guy genuinely admits that he has a girl best friend, which is extremely rare, then the roles are reversed and it's the girl who's waiting for a window of opportunity. I've friend zoned a couple of girls, but know that they would get with me in an instant if I rang them up.
Same. I don't string them along like a woman would do a guy though. As soon as they told me they liked me I just politely said they weren't my type (I'm picky ill admit) and kept it moving. I don't tease or give mixed signals.
A comedian once said, "A girl only keeps a Guy friend for emergency purposes." Like a fire extenguisher. In case of emergency break glass.
Yeah, they are just hoping you get bored, lonely or drunk enough to get with them. 😂
That guy pretending to be Chinese is a MVP. LMAO
"I think she's throwing up gang signs."💀💀
love how that first girl can laugh at herself.
Her parents must have known. Her name is "Sally the block"?😂
The bro in the clothing Store is a legend...
That’s dude lives the bro code!! That’s a real man right there.
2:40 At first I was like, "Aw, man! Congrats to your family!"
Then I was like, "Wait, what the fuck?! 😳"
You can’t hear a faint ‘noooooooo’
4:41 they weren't detaining him to throw him out they were trying to stop him from making a mistake, they were attempting to save him from himself
5:32 Shit like this DOES happen. I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings once. I didnt have my wallet. Realized it, went to use the restroom, call my room mate, beg him to bring it ASAP cause im fucked at this point. Some Chad int he shitter asked me "Hey man, you need some cash? I heard your call and Ive been there, Heres 50 bucks"
Dude straight hooked me up. I got laid that night, Thanks Chad.
Bro that guy who made the fake Chinese order was priceless he needs to go for acting or voice over cause that was amazing in helping a fellow bro😂😂
You think this wasn't scripted?
@Christian Helmsworth wouldn't you do the same if you was in his shoes scripted or not in the end it was impressive
@@Spirit8930 without script i guess i can't come up with such details on the fly
@@TheAdatto but it made you laugh in the end
@@Spirit8930 it did.
The guy acting like a chinese server in restaurant had me he was super with it.
3:16 how is she going the ask a question, answer it herself, and then say let me finish my question. This lady is mental 😂
ALMOST AT 800k💯💪You deserve M’s, ARAKO! Hope that EVERYONE has a blessed weekend🙏
"Basic biology!" Did she really say that?
Would like to see how that turns out for her
YES!! Loved the Chinese restaurant part!!! Us Bros take care of each other..... Bros before 304s!!
This channel is teaching me so much
Shes really tha block 💀
always with the fire videos
Damn ARAKO you the best I really enjoyed watching this video in fact all your vids are crazy good .
The fact that "hoe phase" is becoming the norm for alot of women speaks volume on how much of a sad reality we're living.
Yeooo dude impersonating the Chinese restaurant worker was impeccable. 🫡💪🏼😂
There is a WNBA.....WHO KNEW🤯
Respect.
Also, the WNBA footage at start of video is classic. Probably the two best teams playing in some finals or something.
Lost it at..”50 cent surcharge” 😂
A day without an Arako TV video is missing something. Today is a good day.
It comes down to biology! Our Oxytocin receptors are different and after about 3 their ability to pair bond is RUINED while dudes can have 100’s and have no issue with pair bonding! End of story💯
1:40 she be eating all the chocolate.
That dude KILLED the assignment
"i havent finished my question!!_
*Proceeds to not ask a question.
A good day when Arako TV posts
WNBA come and see… layups… sometimes
I just googled this. Total dunks in NBA history...210,842.
Total dunks in WNBA history...---,-27
That ending makes me smile everytime!
6:26 I want to her a hug on the behalf of us men. She is a gem.
Virtual hug 🫂
Yo Arako the dog with the side eye of doubt is the best meme in social media
When she says that she don't need no man 0:58
bro really did the lightskin stare 💀
ATTENTION: the commentator is just a voice over his name is bob menery, also the guy running on the field she said yes
Bro that Chinese takeout was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
4:57 💀 w mans
I am Irish and we had a female in charge of our health and she could have been her sister
That girl who publicly humiliated her BF saying that he’s not the hottest of his friend group needs to be dumped
because she didn't lie? maybe she thinks honesty is important? maybe her boyfriend thinks honesty is important?
some people are able to accept reality, you can love someone while also thinking someone else is physically hotter than them. not every woman is a 10. it's just reality, stop being delusional.
@@VikingKong. that's not a woman that respect her bf. The way she laugh is just pure cringe and evil. and why exactly should her bf choose her to be the hottest in her groups? she's a 3 at best.
@@VikingKong. it's just basic respect
@@VikingKong. Do u think she'd be ok with her bf saying that her friends r hotter than her? Cos based on he answer, it doesn't seem like it.
@@anonisnoone6125no because that's MYSOGONY ! Only mocking, hating and degrading men is acceptable.
8:49 he should have pointed behind her and been like THAT MANY?! 😂
Bob Menery is such a classic. Some of his narrations trashing everybody are hilarous.
Bro I literally was just watching one of your videos then you posted another
7:41 WHAT ARE THOSE GOBLIN ASS FEET BRUV LMFAOOOO
Ikr 😂 almost a jumpscare for me
If only my parents had listen and supported my choices when i was a kid.
I would be Superman right now.
1:08 my man has a better side eye than Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.... He knew what was up 🤣🤣
Early gang tap in here 🙌🏾
The guy at 2:17 is absolutely right about that "Guy friend". Also if women say, he's like my brother or cousin...they're f***ing
Actually I am a guy friend because she is like a sister to me. Idk why you have so many toxic females in your life but I'm doing just fine with her and my other friends that are girls
4:08 Hey brother. Been watching your content for a while and found a beautiful woman of my own who's a genuine person. This content has just been depressing recently and I'm probably gonna bounce. Very entertaining, but I've grown out of it. I'm going to focus on myself and my relationship. Thanks for all the entertainment and lessons in your videos brother. Much love
Ahh that Chinese accent had me bent over 😂 bro understood the assignment 🤣🤣
8:36 The number is behind her
WTF 3:50
Not FIRST, just happy to be here 🍻🇨🇦
Priceless
Umm....When has a dog ever contributed to a human child being created???
Who knows wth she was on 🥴
The health minister isn‘t there to be your personal fitness coach. She‘s there to make health care accessible and affordable for everybody. Something people in the US can‘t imagine to even be possible.
You must be delusional. Of course we imagine it and even want it. But the politicians are paid off by the pharmacy and health corporations so we get nothing but medical bills.
Yeah so now when she has heart problems and needs medication and care because of her poor decisions, YOU have to pay for it because it needed to be accessible for her...
@@greatclubsandwich5612
1. Yes, because we live in a society and care for our fellow citizens.
2. We actually hold our food companies responsible over here in Europe and don‘t ask Disney to make the princesses more fat instead. That health minister and her body weight is an exception over here in Europe.
@@thenicolascage4355 She doesn't care for her fellow citizens, she cares about their money. Becoming that morbidly obese is an incredibly selfish act in a country where others will have to pay for your bad health and lack of restraint. She doesn't stop at the fourth cupcake and go "hmmm... should I STOP eating? I know the risks, and the consequences of continuing, but hey F it, I don't have to foot the bill..." Its not a matter of holding food companies responsible, you should hold HER responsible.
@@greatclubsandwich5612 Read what you wrote out loud. And then tell me that actually sounds unreasonable.
Don't get me wrong, I chuckled when I saw her, but honestly, I wish our politicians cared more about doing their jobs and less about looking good.
“Marry a dog” f*cking killed me 😂😂
7:14 “If you’re seeing this, I love you.” No you do not love him. If you truly loved him, you wouldn’t EVER try, or attempt, to cheat on him, that will hurt him! People nowadays don’t know what real love is. Look at people in the 40s 50s & 60s etc, that’s love, because they stayed together and didn’t want to hurt each other by cheating.
I don't know bro, I had many girl friends, and granted that with some of them I really did want to score, with many others I had no intention whatsoever, like she could jump on me wearing a tissue and I wouldn't go down.
Came across this vid and was gonna say the same, I have plenty of female friends that I have no sexual interest in
The exception doesn’t make the rule
Lets go arako