I'm never going to look at "There once was a man from Nantucket" at the same way again now that I'm always going to think of Homer doing cartwheels and hitting a wall while reciting the poem 😂
There once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it"
Had the wall not stopped Homer, I would have loved to hear the rest of the stand-alone joke. Homer: (while doing cartwheels) "There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. And as for the bucket, Nantucket."
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket, And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket
Guess this shows when both sober, Barney is actually better than Homer. Such a shame Barney drowns himself in so much alcohol. (which is actually Homers fault to begin with)
There once was a man watching CZcams, Who kept reading comments, "You noob!" So he clicked on this video, Which is CZcams not Vimeo, And saw Barney not as a boob. EDIT: yes I realized after that I messed up the "rhythm"... oops. But I'll leave my comment here
I like how homer depicted here gets the short end of the straw, but in the grimes episode, he is depicted as super fortunate and lucky
Technically, he did get lucky that Barney fell off the sobriety wagon and Homer defaulted as the civilian astronaut
czcams.com/video/Tq-qU_GCCLI/video.html
if anyone's feeling like a 40 minute analysis of just this epiphany
He gets to go to space, and by DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT!
@@USMC49er You could say that luck sometimes shine on Homer when he least expects it. This time is no different.
“You’ve…went to outer space? You?”
“Suuure. You’ve never been?”
“…”
“Would you like to see my Grammy?”
“No! I wouldn’t!”
Despite the wall crash, those cartwheels were clean af
That one dislike comes from Nantucket.
Nantucket sucks D:
What dislike?! I can't SEE it! D:
I’m actually from Nantucket most of the locals don’t even know about this 😂
@@anthonyesker882 literally! I just found out about this joke today
You come from Nantucket
I'm never going to look at "There once was a man from Nantucket" at the same way again now that I'm always going to think of Homer doing cartwheels and hitting a wall while reciting the poem 😂
Lies again? Hello Nantes
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it"
Dan Castellanetta is such a beast. Doing the Modern Major General WHILE in Barney's voice. What a legend.
That's nothing. He should have watched him doing There Once Was a Man from Nantucket WHILE in Homer's voice
slow the speed at 0.5 you get the drunken barney
Nobody's talking about how Homer, a fat man, can easily do cartwheels.
Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
Had the wall not stopped Homer, I would have loved to hear the rest of the stand-alone joke.
Homer: (while doing cartwheels) "There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. And as for the bucket, Nantucket."
First time I've heard a clean version of this joke I think lol. Good too +1
@@JordanBartholme Thanks
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket,
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket
Wasn't what I was thinking but okie
That's not the version I remember lol
...whose poems would often not rhyme!
0:15; “There's once, was a man, from Nantucket.”
Homer can still do a better cartwheel than I can 😂👌😞
Peak Simpsons :)
That sounded painful lol
There's once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.
@@montanajackson3713 Gee Gary, you sure are smart!
And did you think my shell was full of hot air?
m.czcams.com/video/-9tkaGuPuNU/video.html
i think this is a reference to my cousin Donick, he is from Nantucket and he worked on The Simpson's
nah its j ust an old limerick, that can be very bawdy, depending on who says it.
Guess this shows when both sober, Barney is actually better than Homer. Such a shame Barney drowns himself in so much alcohol. (which is actually Homers fault to begin with)
Dear friend
XD fantastic
There once was a man from pinu.
I’m from Nantucket
eww
Until now, I thought Barney was singing The Elements.
did barney just sing that song archie asparagus sung from that veggie tales episode?!
0:15 ☠️☠️☠️
Lmfao 🤣
There was a young woman from uttoxeter.. all the guys would wave their ... Maybe I should stop . To graphic 😂
There once was a man from nantucket, who's D was so long...
0:15
I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET
With a di-
There once was a man from China he wasn't a very good climber
There once was a man watching CZcams,
Who kept reading comments, "You noob!"
So he clicked on this video,
Which is CZcams not Vimeo,
And saw Barney not as a boob.
EDIT: yes I realized after that I messed up the "rhythm"... oops. But I'll leave my comment here