Guy and Girl Find a BABY In RAFT! | Raft The New Chapter #1

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  • čas přidán 16. 12. 2019
  • Did you hear? They added babies to raft, yes they totally did!
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Komentáře • 6K

  • @Lostone_wolf
    @Lostone_wolf Před 3 měsíci +73

    Rewatching my childhood be like:

  • @joshuaella1
    @joshuaella1 Před rokem +234

    Jess - Aphmau: “he still looks up to you!”
    Jason - Aaron: “THAT'S BECAUSE HES SHORT!”

  • @tabithalupo1821
    @tabithalupo1821 Před 2 lety +1002

    Aphmau : “He still looks up at you!” Jason : … “THATS BECAUSE HES SHORT!”

  • @friendzzz1310
    @friendzzz1310 Před 2 lety +512

    Baby Chris: " Father you have done well in raising me"
    Jason: " your voice sounds a lot deeper than mine"

  • @sqpphire
    @sqpphire Před 4 lety +112

    “I’m a failure”~Jason Bravura 2019
    Tell myself that every day

  • @tudosipeka4291
    @tudosipeka4291 Před 2 lety +146

    "Shark tries to eat Chris"
    Jason: look you got your first kiss
    Me: what 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sleepyy_y
    @Sleepyy_y Před 2 lety +54

    8:41
    “Watch me MAJESTICALLY run over this” “are you ready” *runs* *then falls* LAUGHINGGGG”

  • @mrsburger6125
    @mrsburger6125 Před rokem +20

    I like how they brought Ein/Chris into this😊

  • @vixenfoxpup6839
    @vixenfoxpup6839 Před 4 lety +1326

    "He looks up to you!"
    "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S SHORT!"
    ^ ^ my mom and I talking about my little sister

  • @AshenaS.
    @AshenaS. Před 4 lety +36

    I really thought there's an actual babyXD. But Chris being a baby is even better!~

  • @bliss811
    @bliss811 Před rokem +56

    Chris makes this 100 times funny 🤣

  • @Geewber
    @Geewber Před 2 lety +36

    Jess: "he still looks up to you!"
    Jason: *"THATS BECAUSE HES S H O R T"*

  • @foxygamergirl1089
    @foxygamergirl1089 Před 4 lety +26

    Jess:Trying to be a good mother
    Five minutes later
    Jess: AHHH I DROPPED THE BABY IN THE OCEAN!!!!!!

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +2

      And that's why you should be careful with baby's

    • @rachelm3576
      @rachelm3576 Před 4 lety

      Omg yes

  • @karenmeddaugh7780
    @karenmeddaugh7780 Před 4 lety +829

    Me: sees Baby Chris
    My brain: What if they throw him in?
    Me: Bad brain, don’t think that

  • @cowgirlcreamery3140
    @cowgirlcreamery3140 Před rokem +9

    2:55
    “Father you have done well in raising me. I am man”
    “Your voice is much deeper then mine”

  • @Kanime197
    @Kanime197 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Jess - aph: the birds can't come out at night that's illegal!
    Jason - Arron : that's a Segal

  • @rikinu9180
    @rikinu9180 Před 4 lety +652

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even Chris complaining:
    Jason: *”im a failure”*
    Who’s your favorite character from Meteora valley? Or MCD?

  • @Mad_Rabbit69
    @Mad_Rabbit69 Před 4 lety +84

    0:18
    Jess: something big-
    *Jason looking down*
    Me: confused pickachu face

  • @popping_boba666
    @popping_boba666 Před rokem +9

    5:54 jess: im gonna tell my kids britney spears made anime

  • @forestrangercollei7255
    @forestrangercollei7255 Před 2 lety +40

    I love watching this series over and over and OVER AND OVER!

  • @larryholland9380
    @larryholland9380 Před 4 lety +270

    11:22 Jason: When She comes why do we stab her
    Chris: She is into that
    *Dirty mind clicks* it's better than Murder

  • @timbernichols
    @timbernichols Před 4 lety +51

    Jess: “They also have very sharp teeth so watch out.”
    Chris: “Oh Kinky!”

  • @glorybutreal
    @glorybutreal Před rokem +30

    Jason after missing 2 barrels: "Im a failure" Aphmau "No you're not, he still looks up to you!" Jason: "CUZ HES SHORT" that killed me

  • @Sese_.
    @Sese_. Před rokem +5

    The sounds Ein produce when he acts like a baby- 💀

  • @amandagrant2948
    @amandagrant2948 Před 4 lety +28

    Aphmau: “Can I have the rock?”
    Me: “APHMAU YOU ALLREADY HAVE A FAMILY!!!”
    Aphmau again: “or a rock?”
    Me again: “ oh.... ok..... sorry....”
    Oof

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +3

      She gone crazy

  • @Bugg_13
    @Bugg_13 Před 2 lety +61

    4:28 “they also have really sharp teeth so be careful with those”
    *”mmm, kinky”*

  • @R0ckst4r_Lunar
    @R0ckst4r_Lunar Před 2 lety +7

    1:15 HE STILL LOOKS UP TO YOU! “ITS BECAUSE HES SHORT!”

  • @Sleepyy_y
    @Sleepyy_y Před 2 lety +6

    8:31 “oh there’s a treasure!” “ÆHHHHH” *laughterr” “SON YOU DIDNT WITNESS YOUR MOM DIEING” “uhh no I did not”

  • @naranciaghirga1809
    @naranciaghirga1809 Před 4 lety +501

    Jess: “they also have some really sharp teeth so be careful”
    Chris: *”mmm kinky- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”*

  • @mikamagic3101
    @mikamagic3101 Před 4 lety +1316

    Who is better at parenting
    Like = Jess
    Comment = Jason
    Thank you for 1k thanks ☺️

  • @nyxiz4rr
    @nyxiz4rr Před rokem +11

    Baby ein on the thumbnail is so cute he's like a baby wolf

  • @avanotfound7992
    @avanotfound7992 Před 2 lety +6

    I must know how she's so amazing at doing this

  • @melmclol
    @melmclol Před 4 lety +520

    “It’s free! It’s right here! Its... right there.”
    *weird baby noises*

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 Před 4 lety +2028

    Jess: “The birds can’t come out at night! That’s illegal!”
    Jason: “...that’s a _seagull..._ “

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer Před 4 lety +37

      Sophia Redwood I could see that coming out of Jess, But JASON, I CANT EVEN BELIEVE HIM

    • @CWAChristy2
      @CWAChristy2 Před 4 lety +27

      If she had made the joke, you know he would've complained, but then she didn't make the joke so he had to do it for her lol.

    • @kanda8395
      @kanda8395 Před 4 lety +8

      Sophia Redwood I am the one who keeps comments and likes uneven

    • @dawndify
      @dawndify Před 4 lety +7

      @@kanda8395 lol

    • @TrainerRedwastaken
      @TrainerRedwastaken Před 4 lety +6

      Owls: am I a joke to you?

  • @ausiwolf
    @ausiwolf Před 2 lety +35

    I love how to title is based of ‘we have a baby’ then 2 seconds into the video they *make* him a man because he’s a nuisance XD

  • @user-uk9yk1qv2l
    @user-uk9yk1qv2l Před 5 měsíci +1

    0:36 the noises Chris made XD
    1:17 Jess: he still looks up to you! Jason: THATS CAUSE HE’S SHORT!!

  • @sillyzelda
    @sillyzelda Před 4 lety +652

    “Look at your son, he looks up to you!”
    “THATS BECAUSE HE’S SHORT!!”
    *OH MY GOD-*

  • @lynnleyjackson6405
    @lynnleyjackson6405 Před 4 lety +15

    Jess: Lo-Look at your son he still looks up to u!
    1:20 Jason: THAT'S CUZ HE'S SHORT!!!!
    Me: RELATEABLE

  • @MrHelgish
    @MrHelgish Před rokem +6

    2:08 AHHHH

  • @Kanime197
    @Kanime197 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Jason: uhh please tell me why we have to stab her?
    Baby Chris: uhhhh uh because she's into it.
    Jason: that's a good point

  • @minimumeffort_
    @minimumeffort_ Před 4 lety +84

    “Something big, something changing”
    *Jason looks down*
    Me: Aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @nevandn.cschannel7022
    @nevandn.cschannel7022 Před 4 lety +23

    Oh boi, it's a baby Ein/Chris! 😄😂
    Sees the baby: OMG....
    It's a beautiful baby! 😉😄

  • @Asiluyyy
    @Asiluyyy Před rokem +2

    ARAHHHHHHHHHF APHMAU IS THE BEST CZcamsR YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

  • @METAMORPHOSIS882
    @METAMORPHOSIS882 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Jesse: they added babies to raft.
    Jason: they did?
    Jesse: yeah. It's right there it's right here.
    Baby Chris sounds

  • @NotSkittlesEe
    @NotSkittlesEe Před 4 lety +109

    “*Yawn* your dad’s not a fish son”
    Jess 2019

  • @curtisea5663
    @curtisea5663 Před 4 lety +21

    Jess: We should feed the child.... i guess.
    Me: Oh gosh X3
    Ein: (Saying random words)
    Jess: Treasure!
    (Jess falls off a cliff)
    Me: (Dying of laughter)
    -Aphmau's conversation of the year.

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +2

      And that's why you ask a baby to repeat

    • @abrafart
      @abrafart Před 4 lety +1

      Ein is his character but not his name, lol

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +1

      @@abrafart yeah

  • @toobasheikh3347
    @toobasheikh3347 Před 2 lety +44

    Jess:”The birds can’t come out at night that’s illegal” Jason:”that’s a seagull” Aph:”non that’s no shut up!

  • @The_Deer418
    @The_Deer418 Před rokem +6

    I love how they just threw Ein as a baby in there 😂😂😂

  • @tendouii.
    @tendouii. Před 4 lety +692

    **Guy and girl Find a Baby In a Raft**
    Me: *B A B Y W I T H A G U N*
    Edit:Oh my goodness where did all these likes come from ⊙w⊙

  • @Nev_0_0
    @Nev_0_0 Před 4 lety +37

    Poor chris😂

  • @hayden1038
    @hayden1038 Před 2 lety +3

    12:21 THE SHARK JUST WENT:
    Ohhh fish! OHHH HUMAN

  • @_lLexa_l
    @_lLexa_l Před 4 měsíci +2

    Jess: "I DROPPED THE BABY- I DROPPED THE BABY ÆÆÆ-"
    Ad: "Bqq-"

  • @wolfmoonlight_cookie7259
    @wolfmoonlight_cookie7259 Před 4 lety +7

    Aphmau:"Your Son is Looking up to u"
    Jason:"That's Cause he is Short"!

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +2

      And he's cute Jason

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 Před 4 lety +132

    "I'm a failure" -Jason Bravura 2019

  • @cren3246
    @cren3246 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Alright shark,PUCKER UP
    Chris-2021

  • @brandonengle8198
    @brandonengle8198 Před rokem +2

    ❤ Thank you for playing raft❤
    You’re my favorite CZcams

  • @jessicatrejo7406
    @jessicatrejo7406 Před 4 lety +193

    jess: "be careful son they have teeth"
    Chris: "kinky"
    THAT SENT ME

  • @eekkee1342
    @eekkee1342 Před 4 lety +7

    Jess: something’s big and changinG
    Jason: *looks down*

  • @lindamcfarland9238
    @lindamcfarland9238 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love seeing old videos from aph! It’s funny ❤️👍🏻😂

  • @Third7Plays
    @Third7Plays Před rokem +3

    Lol Chris being the baby still makes me laugh even now 3 years later

  • @creameedmond2865
    @creameedmond2865 Před 4 lety +110

    I love you Jess I’m going to buy all the hoodies this Christmas💖💖💖

  • @user-nu9bq2ng7d
    @user-nu9bq2ng7d Před 4 lety +17

    we’re not gonna talk about how aphmau said “wow ok b**ch I see how- oh sorry” 😂😂 (13:03)

  • @JenSpray1
    @JenSpray1 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Jess:he still looks ups to you,Jason:THATS BECAUSE HE SHORT!!!me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jacobmcewan2345
    @jacobmcewan2345 Před měsícem +1

    Baby Chris Is Soo Cute ❤😊❤😊

  • @catherineugwu6562
    @catherineugwu6562 Před 4 lety +56

    13:03 "wow, ok b** I see how, oh sorry"
    -Jess 2019

  • @Mlovespugs1011
    @Mlovespugs1011 Před 4 lety +18

    Wow! This is so funny, I was just wondering "Huh, I wonder if Jess is going to continue her Raft series." and Bam! This uploads! XD I CAN TELL THE FUTURE LOL

  • @lanli2379
    @lanli2379 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jason: Don’t look child. Literally 2 seconds later baby Chris: AHHHHH

  • @erink6021
    @erink6021 Před rokem +2

    ALRIGHT, SHARK! PUCKER UP!

  • @lluring
    @lluring Před 4 lety +8

    OMG THIS IS MY EARLIEST!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SOOOOO MUCH!!!

  • @yuanyeshuaagapito9854
    @yuanyeshuaagapito9854 Před 4 lety +307

    I love how the grown baby's voice is deeper than jason's voice

  • @user-uk9yk1qv2l
    @user-uk9yk1qv2l Před 5 měsíci +1

    3:23 Chris: Alright shark, pucker up!

  • @yamiahadmin2900
    @yamiahadmin2900 Před rokem +1

    CUTEE

  • @g0lina
    @g0lina Před 4 lety +43

    “why haven’t u guys fed me?! i’m- i’m the- i’m the- *i’m the hungry.”*

  • @antheasun8207
    @antheasun8207 Před 4 lety +71

    “I am a failure”
    When you only practice for 39 hours

  • @angiegalu-si3yj
    @angiegalu-si3yj Před 13 dny +1

    2:02Baby chris:bye daddy how innocent 😇

  • @AutumnSl4y
    @AutumnSl4y Před 7 měsíci +1

    Idc if I’m late I can still watch this and I just have to say, Jess/Aphmau, you changed so much 😭😊

  • @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266
    @samlikeslemonsiquityt3266 Před 4 lety +312

    *“Never sing that song again or COPPA will come”*
    -Jason 2020

  • @docsieful
    @docsieful Před 4 lety +15

    5:30 ooh I can make a Britney Spears

  • @nseeberg6
    @nseeberg6 Před 2 lety +5

    Aphmau: I can make a Brittney Spears..WAIT NO I MEAN’T WOODEN SPEAR.
    Chris: A WHAT!?
    Jason: WAIT WHAT!?
    Aphmau: proceeds to talk about brittney spears anime and how she totally made anime
    Chris: Mommy is teaching me so much.

  • @jedwillzonverdan5603
    @jedwillzonverdan5603 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I LOVE THISSS ❤

  • @jojomunson5823
    @jojomunson5823 Před 4 lety +6

    Chris:let me know why we have to stab her,when she comes knocking
    Jason: uhhhhhhh
    *shes into it?*

  • @souldragonamari6892
    @souldragonamari6892 Před 4 lety +224

    Jess: your son looks up to you
    Jason:THATS CUZ HES SHORT
    me: I can't stop laughing due to how relatable that is when you're tall

  • @nicolewebb6648
    @nicolewebb6648 Před rokem +2

    The way he said kinky😲😳

  • @ximenaespinosa752
    @ximenaespinosa752 Před 6 měsíci +1

    1:13 caught me laughing on the bedrom floor😂

  • @me13245
    @me13245 Před 4 lety +73

    Is this what its like being early?

    • @Dizzrd
      @Dizzrd Před 4 lety

      Yes it is young paddawon

  • @kikibear26
    @kikibear26 Před 4 lety +156

    “You learned to plant the water!”
    -Aphmau 2019

  • @Kanime197
    @Kanime197 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Jason: here let me grow him up by using the hammer 🔨 "smacks baby Chris"
    Baby Chris: hello father "in a really deep voice"

  • @kay_yjw_lang_akq
    @kay_yjw_lang_akq Před 29 dny +1

    1:12 FAVE PART😂

  • @brizzygames4815
    @brizzygames4815 Před 4 lety +1914

    “We should feed the child I guess”
    How to parent with Jess 101

  • @kaitheraccoon20
    @kaitheraccoon20 Před 4 lety +10

    I died when the "baby" fell off the raft and immediately got eaten.

    • @Kit269
      @Kit269 Před 4 lety +1

      By jess not looking what she doing

  • @Dahlia-Lia6321
    @Dahlia-Lia6321 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Not even half an episode any grows up is this what parents feel when they say they grow up too fast😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kat-il4gg
    @Kat-il4gg Před rokem +2

    They need to make content like this nowadays

  • @madelineplascencia3252
    @madelineplascencia3252 Před 4 lety +4

    I missed this

  • @mia-sy6hy
    @mia-sy6hy Před 4 lety +133

    I haven’t watched aphmau in almost 2 year, and before that i watched her for years I remember first watching her channel a few weeks before Phoenix drop high season 2. She didn’t even have a million subscribers back then. Wow, I just got this notification as a recommendation and i just thought wOw iTs BeEn A wHiLe

    • @2427craig
      @2427craig Před 4 lety +4

      I know right

    • @swagtheftauto222
      @swagtheftauto222 Před 4 lety +6

      YOU HAVE TO WATCH MY INNER DEMONS

    • @Xazgy
      @Xazgy Před 4 lety +8

      Welcome home,my son

    • @madisonrae1272
      @madisonrae1272 Před 4 lety +3

      Her channel has changed so much!!!

    • @kkbug
      @kkbug Před 4 lety +2

      "I haven't watched Aphmau in almost two years" "I watched her for years" "I started watch just before PDH season 2"
      Phoenix Drop High season two came out not even three years ago, so how did you watch her for years and then take a two year break?

  • @user-qw5hz3mx2s
    @user-qw5hz3mx2s Před 4 měsíci +1

    I watch your videos every day ❤ they are the best

  • @starlighttheorist2683
    @starlighttheorist2683 Před 4 lety +761

    "Ooh, I can make a Brittany Spear!"
    -Aphmau 2019
    Woah, that's a lot of likes.

  • @g0lina
    @g0lina Před 4 lety +189

    jason: “they have sharp teeth so be careful!”
    chris: *”mmm kinky”*

  • @user-Naty567
    @user-Naty567 Před 6 měsíci +1

    awesome!

  • @ivonnegutierrezmartinez8157
    @ivonnegutierrezmartinez8157 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Baby Chris: ahhhh. Jason: THATS NOT A BABY THATS A MAN!!!

  • @heheitsE
    @heheitsE Před 4 lety +6

    Aphmau: Something in are lives is big and changing!
    Jason: Uh (looks down)