Jason: The god is upset with me Jess: The angels are cryin' Also Jason: The Angels!? Oh all the right angels and left angels ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ Me: Crying from laughter Happens on 0:35
Jess: "He's not coming out, why isn't he coming out? We should go in and get him." Jason: "Take him by force." *Charges at the door* Me: "Woah...AmaZInG!"
4:06 Stella has come to avenge her boyfriend XD By the way it’s like aph doesn’t do anything about the seagulls until they’ve already beaten her crops silly
"Oh, he's sleeping!" Jess violently shushes her husband. She then proceeds to talk loudly, in the open doorway, literal feet away from the guy they are trying to avoid waking. ...I don't know exactly why, but I love this more than anything.
Chris died and Jason had the nerve to try to convince Jess that he was alive and also tried to feed Chris to the shark. That’s what it takes to be a good father. 🤣
HONEY 👏 HOW 👏 ARE 👏 YOU 👏 SO 👏 TAL👏 EN 👏 TED👏 How dare you kill ze potato family 💛 🥔 LOVE YOU JESS AND JASON AND EVERYONE WHO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DO EVERYTHING YA BOOTIFUL PEOPLE💛
@@Shadowxaya Get a girl like… Jess She will make you laugh And she will always try to keep you happy And she will try to help you through tough situations
Jason "I would never hurt my potato" burns potato " I would never ( gets deeper ) hurt a potato jess " the angles r crying" 37 seconds in gets me every time
Bruh, is no one gonna acknowledge that fact that Chris has so much devotion to his job that he left his monitor on in the game so that his body would be there.
Aphmau and jason opens the door Aphmau: Chris honey! *Chris dies* Jason: I can explain Aphmau: Yes you have some explaining to do- Jason: Lets just pretend this never happened Me: Thats the best parenting i've ever heard of
Jessica....... In my darkest moments you and your crew always make me smile....... Today my parents had a fight and my family is unstable and it makes me feel sad but thanks to you being my inspiration I try my best too keep them from breaking up........ And I thank you for being an amazing person and inspiration 😔😞🙂😊
i know how you feel with fights my nana and mom use to fight a lot i would hide some were and cry but one day i was not crying i just sat there being calm playing on my tablet. hope you have a wonder full spectacular amazing out standing rest of the night im 9
*Finds baby Chris dead* Jason: "lets just pretend that it never happend" *Aphmau stares at Jason* Aphmau: "Awww look at him hes sleeping" *afew minutes later* Jason: "Aww hes dead" *Hits Chris with hammer* Jason: "Awwww" *Another couple of minutes later* Aphmau: "OH NO HIS GF KNOWS!"
This reminds me of a movie I watched when I was a kid (forget the name of it) but this guy was like playing with the actual fruit melons and this woman looked at him weird because she didn't know what he was doing and he ended up saying nice melons (talking about the fruit but the lady didnt know) she smiled and said thank you and walked away 🤣
“I would never harm the potatoes” proceeds to burn them
Yes
Does your picture that starts with the letter "P" it means
"POTATO'S"
Someone going eventually get r/woooooooosh
🥔
🔥
As I read this I saw it on the screen
Jess: Let's talk about our FEELINGSSS!
Jason: Augh uh-
[ 11:14 ]
Gjhgjyogoguyoyuggoiyyigouygooigyuiogoiuggiuoiguoguoigiuofuckggkhjkuvhiugvviyuguiugiogyuogoyigyougyuogoub
Jason: Chris and I are the melon eaters!
Me: *dies inside*😂
Finally someone understand my pain from that question
@@1Fire-Flare1 frrrr
aphmau: Censors the word “Crap”
also aphmau: *Look at my Melons*
When?
@@jocelynturkel8338 12:45
if you are reading this you are beautiful! have a great day you beautiful being!
Ty!!!
we need more people like Lorelei Sego! You are a wonderful person and I hope you live a long happy life!!
Thx u very muchz I has de badz grammmmerrr
Awww thank you
Are you sure about that!
“Let me water your melons”
-Jason 2019
think about that for a bit....
That profile Pic 😂
Ikr
『 Justanother_UWU 』 wait water and melons watermelons 🍉
O god
0:37 Aph: The Angels are crying! Aaron: oh the right angles and the left angles! Me: what is happening!?🤣
Alternative title: Jess and Jason play with a dead body for fifteen minutes.
14:16
I agree 👍
@@YokastaSeguraPeguero Fake. Your picture is slightly off. Jellybean's is not
Another suggestion: “Jess and Jason playing with murder evidence” 🤭
Another title, Jess and Jason abuse and murder there own child!
"I'll eat my own melons. "
-Jess
'Me and Chris are the melon eaters, not you. "
-Jason
Hmmmmm HMMMMMMM XD
Oh God
*dirty mind activated*
Dagit stop it
•Itz•Zyla• ikr 🤣
No one:
Not God:
Not Me:
Jason: *Throws a baby into water*
*Baby*: *dies*
Da baby is ded ok👍.
@@arlenerillo3570 no hes alive in part 3
TOP 10 Anime Betrayals
A baby that looks like a grown man.
I love how they keep making like let’s just say inappropriate jokes but Jason says Crap and she bleeps that 🤣
Jason: The god is upset with me
Jess: The angels are cryin'
Also Jason: The Angels!? Oh all the right angels and left angels ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ
Me: Crying from laughter
Happens on 0:35
Jess eats her own kind? Why is she eating potatoes?
All potatoes eat potatoes
You are what you eat
Potatobalism
No bruh
JESS YOUR A CANIBUL
Jess: "He's not coming out, why isn't he coming out? We should go in and get him."
Jason: "Take him by force."
*Charges at the door*
Me: "Woah...AmaZInG!"
Not cool plus you just want likes and then later on you will say "No i don't!!!"
Lol
read this at the same time they said this
That's how you get gays to come out ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
@@peachhhi not cool
At 0:23 she said angles instead of angels and that cracked
me up so hard
4:06 Stella has come to avenge her boyfriend XD
By the way it’s like aph doesn’t do anything about the seagulls until they’ve already beaten her crops silly
*Parents in denial when their child is dead*
“He’s not dead! He’s sleeping!”
i love your pfp!!
Antivaxx parents be like:
XD
Yes.
Is that Mina I seee😏
Jason is earth's saviour
can we just say that she makes videos for us and also to make us happy not even knowing bout her happyness like can we just give her all the love rn?
Yes wE shall 🥹👍☺️😌😊
Jess you killed Stella 👁👄👁
"Oh, he's sleeping!"
Jess violently shushes her husband.
She then proceeds to talk loudly, in the open doorway, literal feet away from the guy they are trying to avoid waking.
...I don't know exactly why, but I love this more than anything.
182 likes no comment I'll fix that little late thought
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤😢🎉 😊
“ ahh his girlfriend know”
Aphmau (Jess) 2019
i love how that chris is the baby not like he already isn't a baby XD
6:58 she even confessed that she is a cannibal
Sorry wrong number
Forget this comment exists
NOW
@@loisma2356 no
"Books that you can sleep him to *death* "
"Oh no! His girlfriend *knows* "
I wonder what will happen when Chris figures out that Stella is dead.
FlipQuake oh yeah will he move on to the new one 😘
Oof. Poor Stella
Jason: He's not dead he's merely sleeping
Me when I look after a friend's pet fish
Helen Hardman omg that made my day
Oml
"i would never harm meh potato family" *burns them*
9:26 Wait.....That was his HAIR!
I love your vids
WOW Thanks for so many likes!
Yes
Same here
Why did this get so many likes? Lol, I'm not saying I'm disagreeing but still.
please tell me why?
why do you LOVE her vids?
do you plan on marrying them?
if any other reason please tell us!
Killer Sans u good there, bro? they just love her vids.
Jason: For all your big melons.
Me: Jason!!!!!! What the heck!!!!! Do you know what you just said!!! Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He meant her boobs because melons , boobs
Um
......wat?
Kittyfuntime Gacha umm- THIS IS FAMILY FRIENDLY PLEASE!
who here is watching this series in 2024?
Me😂❤
ME😅
Go to 9:34 in vid he just drops of sky and I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Mellon Bird!”
Jason, 2019
Jason: “I’ve already had your melons” 😳😳 okay.....
Oh my,i get it.
oh god pwease nwo-
Cuteypanda4 WHY IM I SO ugHhgGjGjjj
Boo no pg13 demonitized 😔
Oh dear TwT
“oh you’re reading him a story!”
*pulls out spear*
“Oh, oh yes!”
Can I PLEASE get a Melon count?
Please
Make more burger cats
Can we get an F in th chat for sleeping *(dead)* Baby Chris
F WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
F 😭
F
F
F
Jess:FRANTICALLY TRYING NOT TO DROWN
Jason:you good?
Jess:uhhhh...THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!
Jason: "i was tryna get a good catch 😏"
Jess: "stop itttt ☺️"
Jason: "BIRDS!!! *B I R D S* "
This video should be renamed Jason and Jessica making subtle jokes about large melons for five minutes straight...
Yeah, "*subtle*"
@Identity 2050 shhh the children
Child friendly 😊
Shhh there are children watching XD
*cough cough* assets *cough cough*
Aphmau: *Eats potato*
Me: *Le Gasps* "CANNIBALISM!!"
Aphmau:*drowning*
Aaron:are you ok
Aphmau:AHHHHH
Aaron:oh thats a shark
Me:dieing of laughter 😂😂
2:48 chris is standing but he is literly dead! (You have to pay really close attention)
Chris died and Jason had the nerve to try to convince Jess that he was alive and also tried to feed Chris to the shark. That’s what it takes to be a good father. 🤣
That's weird and funny?
I guess?
THE OPPOSITE (SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD DAD)'
I love you JESS
WOAHHHHHHH she has a boyfriend.......
Jason is gonna rage cause you said that...
ÿôłîšśå čŕūż yea he is gonna rage hard
@@YhentoYhhaen husband*
Oh ya he issss thanks milktea
Every time they said melons I wa suffocating of laughter
3:22 Is so Funny 🤣
Left Angles.............. really Jason
6:07
I am convinced Jason was in creative mode.
I cant stop laughing the part that jason just smack christ face while sleeping😂😂😂and btw I love your videos aphmau!😄😊
Just keep listen to what they say 11:20
HONEY 👏 HOW 👏 ARE 👏 YOU 👏 SO 👏 TAL👏 EN 👏 TED👏
How dare you kill ze potato family 💛 🥔
LOVE YOU JESS AND JASON AND EVERYONE WHO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DO EVERYTHING YA BOOTIFUL PEOPLE💛
OH MY HECKIN CAKE MAC AND CHEESE NUGGETS! THANK YOU SO MUCH I’VE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES!!!! 😱🥳🥰
"HE'S JUST SLEEPING!!!!" - Japhmau 2019
11:38, possibly my favorite moment in all of the series.
Jess: "visashly drowning"
Jess: that never happened
Jason: that definitely did
For all you girls out there
Get a man like Jason
He makes Jess laugh
He helps Jess out
He helps Jess make amazing content
He is seriously amazing
❤❤❤❤
ya get a man like Jason
But what if we like girls?
@@Shadowxaya Get a girl like… Jess
She will make you laugh
And she will always try to keep you happy
And she will try to help you through tough situations
“Lemme water your melons!”
*These words, I’m rethinking them...*
i heard that and i literally made that winking emoji face
@@dee6174 this was no accident
@@YESSIR-wy1fj oh ik it wasn't there are dirty jokes littered throughout
Jason:Reads story TILL BABY DEAD
Jess:Steps on child
BABY:does absolutely nothing
IM AT 7:41 AND WILL CHRIS EVER EVEN BE ALIVE AGAIN
I love how Chris just like "in sad of being afk, I wanna play Minecraft ;n;"
8:50
No, Aphmau. That's a gun.
Jason "I would never hurt my potato" burns potato " I would never ( gets deeper ) hurt a potato jess " the angles r crying" 37 seconds in gets me every time
"The angles are crying-" 😂😂😂😂
I love Raft! I'm so glad it's back!
EARLY GANG CLAP IN THE COMMENTS
1000 subs with no videos challenge UwU 👏 I was watching this when it came out so now I’m just looking at comments
Aphmau:The seagulls can’t come out at night that’s illegal! Aaron: you mean that’s a seagull. Aph: just shut up. Me:⁉️⁉️
Aaron : "reads a story"
Six hours later
Aaron: "punching baby Chris in the heap with a hammer"
Bruh, is no one gonna acknowledge that fact that Chris has so much devotion to his job that he left his monitor on in the game so that his body would be there.
Yeah😂😂
lol
YUH
Fr tho-
Yah
Aphmau: The angles are cryin-the ANGELS *proceeds to laugh*
Jason: THE ANGLES!? Oh you know all those right angles and left angles just sobbing.
This video made me laugh the whole time 😹
Lol all the big melon jokes 🍉 🤣
Hope you have a great day!
that sounded soo weird when he said im eating ur melon XD
5:06 So that’s how my Dad put me to sleep! It makes sense now!
11:45 XDDDD "Yeah he's Thirsty alright ;)" XD IM DEAD
0:01
EEEE- RA-TA-CHA!! XD 💖
"Hes dea-... Sick ok!? 😂" aphmau 2019
I love when Jess said "The angles are cryi-" " The angles all right angles and left angles" 😂😂😂😂
I LOVE YOU APHMAU!! U R MY FAVORITE CZcamsR!
Same
Jason: *drops baby chris into the water*
My brain: *TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*
Spat my water at that
Lol 😂
*Wheeze-*
Throat proceeds to stop working
I wheezed and nearly died because of that 😂
I can’t believe this video best video ever😜
I kinda think they should put the automatic-petter next to Chris's bed, so he can ✨sleep✨
7:45 I like how Jess is lookin at dead baby Chris while Jason says “we need protection”
Early group 🙂
Me: raises hand for once
best parents ever
“I would never hurt my potatos.”
*Causally sets potatoes on fire*
“I would *never* hurt my potatoes.”
6:48 Jess asking the real questions
I'm glad raft's back :)
Aphmau and jason opens the door
Aphmau: Chris honey!
*Chris dies*
Jason: I can explain
Aphmau: Yes you have some explaining to do-
Jason: Lets just pretend this never happened
Me: Thats the best parenting i've ever heard of
Aph: the angles are cryin
Aaron: yeah the right angles and the left angles
Jessica....... In my darkest moments you and your crew always make me smile....... Today my parents had a fight and my family is unstable and it makes me feel sad but thanks to you being my inspiration I try my best too keep them from breaking up........ And I thank you for being an amazing person and inspiration 😔😞🙂😊
i know how you feel with fights my nana and mom use to fight a lot i would hide some were and cry but one day i was not crying i just sat there being calm playing on my tablet. hope you have a wonder full spectacular amazing out standing rest of the night im 9
Jess:Grabs baby and loses i
Jason: Wait wheres da baby
*Baby Falls Outta No Where ;-;*
Jason the terrible Dad in raft
3:28 he's what jess?
*Finds baby Chris dead*
Jason: "lets just pretend that it never happend"
*Aphmau stares at Jason*
Aphmau: "Awww look at him hes sleeping"
*afew minutes later*
Jason: "Aww hes dead"
*Hits Chris with hammer*
Jason: "Awwww"
*Another couple of minutes later*
Aphmau: "OH NO HIS GF KNOWS!"
“Your melon farms, for you very big melons”
Yes, very subtle guys
I thought this was for children
“I’ve already eaten your melons!”
Omg!
This reminds me of a movie I watched when I was a kid (forget the name of it) but this guy was like playing with the actual fruit melons and this woman looked at him weird because she didn't know what he was doing and he ended up saying nice melons (talking about the fruit but the lady didnt know) she smiled and said thank you and walked away 🤣
Right!!!!!
11:45 at the top it said, “Yeah he’s thirsty alright ;)”
i noticed that to....
Sus.....
You guys are good at raft
Aaron: heya
Aph: did you just
Aaron : I was just trying to get a good catch
Aph: aww stop it
Jason: BIRDS
BIRDS
I was waiting for this to be uploaded.
My instincts were right again