"The Scuttlebutt" Might Be Disney's Worst Song

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  • čas přidán 4. 06. 2023
  • I said Hercules when I meant Hunchback. Whoops. I made this video in four hours.
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  • @astorrhymemaster
    @astorrhymemaster  Před 11 měsíci +836

    Hi I made this video in four hours and I know it's full of mistakes, I'm putting far more effort into my other videos so stayed tuned.

    • @ValliantRenegade
      @ValliantRenegade Před 11 měsíci +44

      Hey, we were all where you are at one point. What's important is that make videos like THIS ONE and the Poor Unfortunate Souls review. You speak intelligently and make excellent salient points. (and I've been married to a music teacher for 20 years). Your production will improve as you do more and more, but it's certainly not by any means "bad". Keep at it!

    • @Blucham
      @Blucham Před 11 měsíci +10

      You did great honestly, you went so far as to break down the lyrics, edited the text and added the necessary highlights, that’s no small feat for only a few hours!
      People will always have their own opinions, and honestly, we’re all kind of spoiled by higher-end CZcams video essays… Lindsay Ellis, YMS/Your Movie Sucks, and Movie Bob just to name a few. They are INSANELY well-researched, super long and super in-depth analysis, they spend so much time covering all their bases and double-checking their opinions just to avoid getting nit-picked…
      I don’t think you should feel discouraged from speaking your mind real quick, or blurting some occasional unfiltered opinions. Not every joke needs to be a banger, and not every reference needs to have 50 cited sources. Whiny commenters are guilty of mistakes too, but they didn’t put in the work hours that you did!
      …On the other hand, just be warned that there ARE some majorly pedantic commenters out there, on a mission to set the records straight. It can make one feel so uncomfortable about minor missteps… Doesn’t hurt to double-check your work if you’ve got the extra time.
      Keep it up yo! I look forward to checking out future vids

    • @mirandakeigher819
      @mirandakeigher819 Před 11 měsíci +13

      I am so glad you've made such well stated and valid video essays about how trash this movie is. I also am sick and tired of Lin Manuel miranda, but I think it's worth saying that the name is pronounced "manwell" and not "manual". I love your takes and want to hear more!

    • @waitandhope
      @waitandhope Před 11 měsíci +1

      I thought of the song more of a crazy bird sings and not to take it so serious

    • @quinnhouk5369
      @quinnhouk5369 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I actually liked this song

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 Před rokem +6362

    I never thought Awkwafina could rap. And I was right

    • @Sierra-mn5ye
      @Sierra-mn5ye Před rokem +93

      💀💀💀💀

    • @shaoronmd
      @shaoronmd Před rokem +190

      technically she did... just very badly... like getting choked badly...

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 Před rokem +243

      @@williampotter3369 she’s an actress Disney is trying to ruin cause they keep casting her as the same obnoxious, kinda annoying character

    • @badshootykat5574
      @badshootykat5574 Před 11 měsíci +13

      Still getting the urge to talk like Batman here

    • @har5814
      @har5814 Před 11 měsíci +6

      She can rap bad and her voice sounds funny😂

  • @Lyendith
    @Lyendith Před 5 měsíci +2019

    "At least Wish won’t have any Miranda in it, so we’re safe for now."
    Oh, poor unfortunate soul.

    • @Y0UD0NTKN0WWH0IAM
      @Y0UD0NTKN0WWH0IAM Před 5 měsíci +126

      *LMAO* Now the reference was just perfect and spot on--

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Před 4 měsíci +216

      *Months later*
      I let you live here for free and I don’t even charge you rent

    • @apnosaurus
      @apnosaurus Před 4 měsíci +36

      eloquent dances

    • @PixPlaysoyeaaaaa
      @PixPlaysoyeaaaaa Před 4 měsíci +36

      That was my reaction as well. I was just thinking: "Just you wait." XD

    • @geoffkelly8167
      @geoffkelly8167 Před 4 měsíci +21

      ​@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaaand now Moana 2 has been announced and they're using fucking Barlow and Bear instead of Miranda

  • @maravreloaded
    @maravreloaded Před 11 měsíci +3125

    Credit where credit is due.
    It ACTUALLY sounds like a SEAGULL trying to sing.
    So that's good representation.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Před 11 měsíci +281

      Your comment just reminded me of the animated movie, where Scuttle attempts to set the mood for "Kiss the Girl" but his singing is atrocious!

    • @actinopterygiis
      @actinopterygiis Před 11 měsíci +145

      too bad she isnt even a seagull in this film lol

    • @kingandrewcecil348
      @kingandrewcecil348 Před 11 měsíci +64

      ​@dashcamandy2242 But at least over there in the cartoon it's funny. But here in the live-action remake, it seriously makes my ears bleed! 😵😵😵

    • @peterrealar2.067
      @peterrealar2.067 Před 5 měsíci +36

      SHE WAS A GANNET!

    • @fizzy69o.0
      @fizzy69o.0 Před 5 měsíci +22

      Dont insult the seagulls lol

  • @FancyGrlOfficial
    @FancyGrlOfficial Před 10 měsíci +2214

    I'm 90 percent sure Disney has Lin locked in a basement somewhere forcing him to write hit songs and the Scuttlebutt is him humiliating Disney so they'll let him out.

    • @anotherfeat1647
      @anotherfeat1647 Před 5 měsíci +369

      honestly me too. Just they guy who wrote In The Heights and Hamilton... this song? I think they had him in a contract and he was good with Encanto and Moana because they were both supposed to be stories of under represented cultures and that's in line with Lins Brand. But then they were like 'hey, you want to do live action remakes' and he was like 'not really.' and they were like "it wasn't a question" and he wrote this.

    • @t-qb1sq
      @t-qb1sq Před 5 měsíci +24

      Porky Minch did the same thing and his product was a million times better.

    • @SteveL-qw4rp
      @SteveL-qw4rp Před 5 měsíci +6

      buddy hacket was better in the role of scuttle

    • @cooliohoolio30
      @cooliohoolio30 Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@anotherfeat1647😭😭😭 its the way i can see that happening too-

    • @theprincessknowsall3718
      @theprincessknowsall3718 Před 4 měsíci +28

      ​@@anotherfeat1647 it wasn't "you want to do live action remakes?" it was "you WANT to do live action remakes"

  • @zoegerst5791
    @zoegerst5791 Před rokem +4040

    I audibly groaned in the theater during this song. While my friend was jumping in her seat and laughing, I actually said out loud "I want to jump off a building."

    • @jdmarsh91
      @jdmarsh91 Před rokem +252

      @Zoe Gerst-Same, I was just rubbing my brow the whole time, repeatedly going "Stop. Just please stop."

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 Před rokem +72

      I'll help u! (pushes u off willingly)

    • @lehahiah81
      @lehahiah81 Před 11 měsíci +90

      Is your friend well?

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 Před 11 měsíci +162

      You wanna know a good thing about this song? If you ever think you are a bad singer, remember scuttlebutt exists and you can never stoop lower than scuttle’s screeching

    • @zoegerst5791
      @zoegerst5791 Před 11 měsíci +65

      @@lehahiah81 probably not, I asked if we could see Across the Spider-Verse instead, and she said she didn’t like any of the Spider-Man movies

  • @animeFAN1743
    @animeFAN1743 Před 11 měsíci +3654

    It's crazy because Lin Manuel CAN write good lyrics, especially for musicals. Not just the obvious In The Heights and Hamilton, but Moana and Encanto for disney movies. He can write rap into his songs and they can still be phenomenal.
    The big mistake was 1. Adding a rap to THE LITTLE MERMAID, and 2. Having Awkwafina rap the song, and 3. Having Awkwafina rap the song in THE LITTLE MERMAID

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 11 měsíci +104

      Yeah, no. She's right, LMM is overrated. His forced rhymes aren't good.

    • @animeFAN1743
      @animeFAN1743 Před 11 měsíci +432

      @@WobblesandBean Hamilton was insanely popular because of LMM and his writing. Watch any music theory video talking about the lyrics and composition of Hamilton songs. This video is good; the scuttlebutt is trash and it's not the artists, but the directors and exec's fault. Lin Manuel is a good writer, just not here.

    • @bronwyn4553
      @bronwyn4553 Před 11 měsíci +356

      @@animeFAN1743Hamilton was insanely popular because LMM took nearly a decade working on this passion project, rather than churning out music for already-slated movies every two years. I dislike LMM as a person and figure, but you’re absolutely right that he can make actually good pieces-but I don’t think that’s what we’ve been getting, because instead of working on a 2.5 hour sung-through musical that has all of that time to dedicate to developing motifs and patterns and themes, he’s writing one-off raps for The Little Mermaid, where there is nothing really at stake to motivate it being good at all or even trying, and it’s really saddening to watch.

    • @animeFAN1743
      @animeFAN1743 Před 11 měsíci +165

      @@bronwyn4553 I'm fully aware that some of his music for disney is not the best; I hate the additions to TLM but also Mary Poppins Returns, I hated the music from that.
      But Lins music in Moana and especially Encanto were phenomenal. Ik the creator of the video said she didnt like Surface Pressure but it's such a good song, and nobody can deny how awesome We Dont Talk About Bruno was.
      It's fine to have your opinion on him, I like his work. Similar to Tim Burton, I think hes doing what disney wants in order to up his budget for bigger projects. He worked on Moana and MPR basically to fund and stream Hamilton on Disney+, I wouldn't be surprised if the more and more garbage disney releases, we'll see another Hamilton like epic from him.

    • @4everbuffylover
      @4everbuffylover Před 11 měsíci +29

      @@animeFAN1743no Hamilton was insanely popular because the entire cast were POCs and there was rapping in it. It was “fresh”. Some of those songs are still shit. He needs to stop casting himself as the main character too because the the rambly rhymes coming out of his mouth are horrific.

  • @Marshmallow95506
    @Marshmallow95506 Před rokem +2930

    Personally, I blame corporate more than composer (Alan Menken) and lyricist (Lin) for scuttlebutt. That sounded like a disney producer saying they wanted more songs for the kids because the plot was getting too serious children and they still want to primarily market to them. They probably tried to salvage as much as they could from that disaster.

    • @alikarol3
      @alikarol3 Před 11 měsíci +88

      But why? The original had nothing like this and has been loved by children for over 30 years..

    • @billiexlove4906
      @billiexlove4906 Před 11 měsíci +182

      @@alikarol3 Sadly, that's Disney for you. They made masterpieces and wanted to recapture that for live action. It's a slippery slope because people don't want the originals to change, but on the other hand no one wants to watch an exact replica of their favorite movies (it would be boring and you could just watch the original - AKA they should just stop live actions).
      In my opinion they should of stopped at Maleficent. I think the original isn't bad, but it's hard to follow and gets a bit slow. The Female Lead wasn't really inspirational (for young girls) so they picked everyone's favorite villain to be the main lead. The original had maybe 1-2 songs so it wouldn't be a big deal if they didn't use them. You can see so much creativity go into that movie(like fairies, Maleficent's magic, Aurora's father, etc.), but it has gone downhill ever since.

    • @thatguythatdrawzz749
      @thatguythatdrawzz749 Před 11 měsíci +73

      I think the other producer just thought “do the Hamilton thing!” and Lin just went along with it, cause Lin isn’t that tone deaf, he has had song in products that were inconsistent to the rest of it, but they were conscious choices made as to give the characters they portrayed more personality Shiny, you’ll be back and the like. The songs in Hamilton were thought out though, this song was probably released with the 2nd draft of the song

    • @alikarol3
      @alikarol3 Před 11 měsíci +30

      @billiexlove4906 I understand that. I meant more creating this type of song to "keep children engaged." Children don't need THIS type of song to be engaged. All the years of Disney classics we still sing today prove that. I'm all for new songs, but they should match the tone of the rest included and of the film.

    • @plursocks
      @plursocks Před 11 měsíci +36

      ​@@alikarol3I'd imagine the conversation went like "hey ariel's black now. We should add some rap in here" 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @wingedkitten4792
    @wingedkitten4792 Před 5 měsíci +528

    the last quote about Wish aged like milk

    • @talkingweevil3172
      @talkingweevil3172 Před 4 měsíci +7

      That was its down fall 😂

    • @talkingweevil3172
      @talkingweevil3172 Před měsícem +2

      @@caitlyncarvalho7637 I was talking about wish. Wish downfall was that Lin-Manuel Miranda wasn’t on it. Also scuttle but isn’t a bad song it’s just really annoying, unique song writer combined with a unique voice doesn’t work for a lot of people.

    • @talkingweevil3172
      @talkingweevil3172 Před měsícem

      @@caitlyncarvalho7637 oh ok

  • @bear4045
    @bear4045 Před rokem +2324

    It grosses me out the Crab was in Ariels hair. Like , I picture her smelling fishy. It's hyper realistic so it has a different feel in this movie. I know in the cartoon Sabastion was in her hair but he could emote felt more like a puppy then a real slimy hyper realistic crab.

    • @sithumiperera5212
      @sithumiperera5212 Před rokem +151

      Dude, I thought it was only me until I saw this comment🥴😅

    • @bluecollie55_movies25
      @bluecollie55_movies25 Před rokem +191

      Dude, I too prefer the original cartoon Sabastion over the emotionless hyper-real one. Much as I prefer everything else from the 1989 cartoon original than this new one.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 Před 11 měsíci +69

      Oh gross, I didn’t even think of that

    • @leannezezeski-sass2773
      @leannezezeski-sass2773 Před 11 měsíci +117

      I know, I hate the hyper realistic animals. Who actually thought that would be a good idea

    • @bluecollie55_movies25
      @bluecollie55_movies25 Před 11 měsíci +52

      @@leannezezeski-sass2773 Yeah. One of the reasons I loved Oliver and Company was of how cool the designs for the dogs where.

  • @bohgirl11
    @bohgirl11 Před rokem +1749

    At least it ends in a satisfying way: "Ariel throwing a blanket on both of them to shut them up." LOL!

    • @Turtlemmd
      @Turtlemmd Před rokem +150

      A gun would've been more satisfying tbh

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther Před rokem

      Should've thrown the dinglehopper at her to stick in her face XD

    • @RemyEdits
      @RemyEdits Před 11 měsíci +55

      @@Turtlemmd what in the American culture

    • @Anonymous-ro5eb
      @Anonymous-ro5eb Před 11 měsíci +45

      @@RemyEditsI see nothing wrong with their comment-

    • @waitandhope
      @waitandhope Před 11 měsíci +5

      Yea haha

  • @rsc5721
    @rsc5721 Před 11 měsíci +1754

    Thankfully, I'm not from an English-speaking country, so I didn't have to listen to Awkwafina's horrible voice. However, the dub actress had to try and sound faithful to Awkwafina's version (sadly), so I still suffered throughout the whole song. Hell, when it started my friend and I looked at each other and whispered "not this song please"
    And none of the kids in the theatre laughed. Not one bit. I hate it when people treat kids like idiots with a shitty sense of humor, most kids I know prefer jokes that are more intelligent than the ones in scuttlebutt

    • @taffysaur
      @taffysaur Před 11 měsíci +93

      As Astor said, Le Poisson is devastatingly clever and does not condescend to the audience at all, and I have always thought it was hilarious. It really does strike you watching Disney movies from before this decade how they never used to talk down to the kids.

    • @metoo3342
      @metoo3342 Před 11 měsíci +6

      The people in my theater seemed to enjoy it

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 11 měsíci +8

      What dub did you watch?

    • @rsc5721
      @rsc5721 Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@samlerf The one from Spain

    • @chibii_90
      @chibii_90 Před 11 měsíci +49

      I'm french and the same thing happened with the french dub...I LOVE the voice actress who voiced Awkwafina (she's the voice actress of Margot Robbie and A LOT of cartoons characters) but she sounded too much like Awkwafina (I don't blame her, that's her job after all) so the final result is sadly as bad as the original english version...

  • @KingdomWolf2351
    @KingdomWolf2351 Před 11 měsíci +422

    IRONICALLY Awkwafia even askes "Are you sure about this???"
    She questioned the very existence of the song in the first place. 😂

  • @totterdell
    @totterdell Před 11 měsíci +589

    R.I.P Howard Ashman the man who could actually compose disney music into classics

    • @thelseaharmon9571
      @thelseaharmon9571 Před 5 měsíci +23

      Howard Ashman wasn’t the composer of the Disney classics, that would be Alan Menken, who also composed this song lol. Haters don’t even try to look up random claims they make. This song does suck though lol

  • @Missy3940
    @Missy3940 Před rokem +1161

    I like Lin-Manuel's work, especially in Encanto and Hamilton, but, yeah, this was too much. I cringed throughout the whole thing. Also, it feels out of place since it's in the 1800's-
    Edit: Okay, Hamilton was in the 1700's, but, it worked at least.

    • @AngelJuliet
      @AngelJuliet Před rokem +39

      Agreed. I was floored when I saw he was involved with this.

    • @pina_nina_fresa
      @pina_nina_fresa Před rokem +189

      It's not really the time period that makes it feel out of place, but rather that Alan Menken and Lin Manuel Miranda have very different music styles and in a movie that's mostly Alan songs, Lin's just feel awkward and out of place

    • @Missy3940
      @Missy3940 Před rokem +9

      @@pina_nina_fresa True.

    • @lamis1053
      @lamis1053 Před rokem

      It’s a kid movie 💀

    • @bluecollie55_movies25
      @bluecollie55_movies25 Před rokem +116

      @@lamis1053 "It's a kid's movie" is not an excuse to deliberately do things in bad quality.

  • @HeyDuffy459
    @HeyDuffy459 Před rokem +887

    My kids absolutely love this song. They want to listen to it over and over again. I’m quickly losing my sanity.

    • @astorrhymemaster
      @astorrhymemaster  Před rokem +441

      My heart goes out to you.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Před rokem +156

      adoption.

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther Před rokem +162

      I think your first mistake was taking them to see this trainwreck of a remake. XD

    • @Jeeeviz
      @Jeeeviz Před 11 měsíci +73

      Play part of your world (the original, sorry halle) over and over until they want to play it over and over

    • @har5814
      @har5814 Před 11 měsíci +2

      It's clearly a you problem. You can't blame your children liking a very lively beat of the song. It's for kids to get entertained not for boring crusty seniors.

  • @Persphone_cabin
    @Persphone_cabin Před 5 měsíci +262

    Nah there “at least he’s not in wish” line aged like milk 🤣😭 cause Wish tried to do the LMM thing without LMM and it was so much worse 😢

    • @astorrhymemaster
      @astorrhymemaster  Před 5 měsíci +167

      Me: Disney please replace LMM
      *monkey's paw curls*

    • @annaplaysandsings
      @annaplaysandsings Před 4 měsíci

      I bet you miss him now, don't you​@@astorrhymemaster? It's ok, make another wish to bring him back! What could possibly go wrong?

  • @scientistservant
    @scientistservant Před 11 měsíci +598

    I like Awkwafina in small doses. She's funny and entertaining but in a very specific way. I liked her in the Jumanji sequel, though that was probably because the director knew what he was doing and that she was cast in a role that didn't make her annoying. She was also in The Dark Crystal series, as a Skeksis that didn't have a huge amount of screen time, but her voice fit the character well I think.

    • @whatzittooya8976
      @whatzittooya8976 Před 11 měsíci +39

      She was actually fantastic in "The Farewell," where she was the lead.

    • @KlutzyNinjaKitty
      @KlutzyNinjaKitty Před 11 měsíci +75

      Same here. I thought she was pretty good in Shang-Chi. But with that + Raya + this, I’m just getting sick of her.
      To her credit, she does convey “annoying ass bird” really well. Same with Gilbert Godfrey when he played Iago in Aladdin. But they had him sing, with that voice, in that weird direct-to-dvd sequel and it was terrible there, too. Disney apparently never learned their lesson.

    • @ple8379
      @ple8379 Před 11 měsíci +16

      I honestly didn't mind her too much at the beginning in the Raya (these two are the only ones I've seen with her voice - well, I haven't seen the little mermaid la, but I can hear her, so fair enough. I did find her voice a bit annoying but also interesting. But the character of the dragon was so god damn annoying, that it slowly turned from me not getting over the character, but the voice as well. With me being already not very found of her voice, this movie was a nail to the coffin really. I don't know her from any other movies, perhaps she's amazing and not annoying at all, just her roles were bad, but as these were the only one I can build my opinion on, she does not come out very good.. After this "song", I cannot help but think of it whenever her name or voice come off, and instantly get irritated.

    • @erusdearest
      @erusdearest Před 11 měsíci +33

      @@ple8379 The issue is that she does really well in these parts! But Raya was an overwhelmingly messy and unfortunate movie, and her character was written - badly, to say the least.

    • @erikbihari3625
      @erikbihari3625 Před 10 měsíci

      I understand it perfectly, in the old days, freaks we're laughed at and models are admired, but now, Hollywood and media in general wants us to admire the freaks and laugh at the models!

  • @saintsheepy6682
    @saintsheepy6682 Před rokem +274

    Ariel rolling around and covering her ears with the pillow perfectly mirrors the audience. This song makes me wanna shoot a gannet, baste/marinate it in red wine and eat it, head and all, served with sides of whole fish head soup, tempura shrimp and crab dumplings.

  • @nightshade9177
    @nightshade9177 Před 11 měsíci +65

    "We lost "Les Poisson." for this."
    Me, who didn't watch the movie: We lost Les Poisson?! For THAT?!

    • @CivilisedThwomp
      @CivilisedThwomp Před 11 dny

      Unpopular opinion, but les poisson was my favorite song. This is exactly what i was thinking.

  • @jamesa.romano8500
    @jamesa.romano8500 Před 11 měsíci +397

    Lin-Manuel's central problem is that he doesn't seem able to "say no" to each and every project Disney decides to shoe horn him into. He IS talented, and I don't even dislike him (for emphasis three Halloweens ago I was Lin-Manuel Usnavi and rapped the opening to In The Heights, which was actually the first cast album I ever owned), but its becoming more apparent he's not all that judicious and is starting to buy into the hype that he's "the new Ashman" even as Howard himself had a pretty good sense of what he was and wasn't able to do (he was brought on to Disney by Eisner and specifically sought out animation which at the time would have come out of nowhere and would have been perceived as slumming. It would have been much more logical for him to pursue success in the live action musical genre, maybe working with Bette MIdler or somebody on a movie musical as a Little Shop followup, rather than in a genre that at the time was most associated with Roger Rabbit). And in so failing to do so we get Scuttlebutt

    • @lemontreestudios6816
      @lemontreestudios6816 Před 11 měsíci +78

      “Lord, show me how to say no to this, I don’t know how to say no to this” 💀

    • @Kureemy
      @Kureemy Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@lemontreestudios6816 after making Scuttlebutt: “There is nowhere I can go (go, go, go)”

    • @lemontreestudios6816
      @lemontreestudios6816 Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@Kureemy Lin: “I wish I could say that was the last time, I said that last time it became a pastime”

    • @lumenx7499
      @lumenx7499 Před 10 měsíci +48

      I’ve seen a couple people talk about this, and it seems like he’s just really grateful for all the opportunities he gets and can’t say no. Apparently he’s also said that he’s pretty burnt out after all the projects he’s been in and needs a break. He’s talented, but man needs to just take a break.

    • @jamesa.romano8500
      @jamesa.romano8500 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@lumenx7499 I'll be really interested to see how his next show The Warriors will turn out. Considering that Hollywood is at a complete standstill at the moment maybe this will be the good opening for him to return to the stage and do his thing

  • @Blucham
    @Blucham Před rokem +781

    In defense of the line:
    “From the women who wash all the clothes
    To the hunter that arrows the bow”
    The point is that literally EVERYONE is talking about the proposal, including the guy who has nothing to do with anything.

    • @ceinwenchandler4716
      @ceinwenchandler4716 Před 11 měsíci +112

      Also, Scuttle has no idea what he's talking about, right? He doesn't know what hardly any human item is for in the original.

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 Před 11 měsíci +62

      That is a HORRIBLE line!! Off to the gulags with ya!! "Arrows the bow" is something no one has ever said ever. Arrows are nouns, not verbs.

    • @ice1ing
      @ice1ing Před 11 měsíci +103

      @@gypsylee333 to arrow: move or appear to move swiftly and directly, e.g. "lights arrowed down into the airport" (thanks Google). Though the line makes even less sense with that knowledge ig

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@gypsylee333You’re trying too hard

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@strangerdanger1135 trying too hard at what exactly? 🤨

  • @amongruins4661
    @amongruins4661 Před 5 měsíci +67

    POV: Wish isn’t out yet so you have not heard the atrocity that is “This Is the Thanks I Get”

  • @Addy0510
    @Addy0510 Před 11 měsíci +397

    My main problem with this song is that as someone who processes things slower than many people, this song that is a key crucial part in carrying the plot, being a fast paced rap can very easily fly over the head for me (especially because as you mentioned Awkwafinas voice can be very grading). Which only makes me wonder if people harder of hearing than me even understand what was happening in this scene and instead just watched the film skip like it was a scratched 2000s dvd. I also pitched to my friends a similar point you made that the ONLY reason this song was put in was to get Daveed Diggs and Awkwafina rapping.

    • @AyaBlue22
      @AyaBlue22 Před 11 měsíci +25

      I share your main problem and disliked the introduction to everyone in Encanto for the same reason.

    • @EndlessPiplup
      @EndlessPiplup Před 11 měsíci +26

      Agreed! What's the point of having clever lyrics (not that this song does) if it's going too fast for anyone to understand? I like Hamilton, but I understood nothing until after I had spent hours replaying the soundtrack on Spotify.

    • @katlyndobransky2419
      @katlyndobransky2419 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Bro I swear I’ve seen the original plenty of times but I still didn’t know what was going on

    • @FungiGamer
      @FungiGamer Před 5 měsíci +13

      Can confirm: my gf is deaf and just couldn’t figure out what was going on so I just leaned over and told her “Scuttle is rapping badly about hearing that Eric is proposing to someone” which saved like 3 minutes of exposition

    • @OfficialRealBibble
      @OfficialRealBibble Před 5 měsíci +6

      ​@@FungiGamerthey just need to leave Disney alone... The original is already good, why make a remake? Next they are gonna make a live action Hannah Montana? Miley Cyrus played Hannah Montana but knowing Disney, they just might make a live action out of an already live action show and movie...

  • @pittland44
    @pittland44 Před rokem +359

    I think a lot of the problem is the people at Disney now don't understand why Howard Ashman made the Little Mermaid a musical. The basic premise of a musical is this: If there's too much emotion to be relayed just by talking, sing. If there's too much emotion to be relayed by just singing, dance. This is why so many of those song stick with us. Not simply because they're well written, perfectly sung (and Howard was a notorious perfectionist who drove his singers hard), lyrically brilliant songs but because they relay emotion beyond what is just said. That's why I, as a 37 year old man who doesn't care for musicals and isn't really all that hung up on the original Little Mermaid (there are better Disney movies), still remember the first time I saw "Part of Your World" and can still sing parts of it from memory. Linn Manuel Miranda has honestly always struck me as passe. The problem is that he's "the musical guy" of our time, but again, that doesn't mean he understands what Ashman was doing with the original, or even that he is a fan of the original. Honestly the rap song by Akwafina, written by Lin Manuel Miranda, sounds like something a focus group came up with. Hmm, what do the kids like these days? Survey says Hamilton, Akwafina and rap music. Well how do we combine those things?

    • @Kureemy
      @Kureemy Před 11 měsíci +15

      Oh, a fellow Sideways viewer, I presume? Although I’m still a big fan of most of Lin-Manuel’s work, I agree with everything you said.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@Kureemy Thank you for your kind words. Yes, I am a fan of Sideways, and I recommend his channel to anyone who wants to better understand how music influences a movie or TV show. Miranda's not terrible, but he is limited. That's my biggest concern with him.

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire Před 11 měsíci +5

      The one that I don't understand, they go over the top with Poor Unfortunate Soul, added extra instruments like the violins, to make it more like an orchestra, i guess, but decided to go with rap with this song, like what? :"D

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@Noblesse_Sapphire Again, the more I think about it the more I think they're making movies via focus group. That, or they're already using the AI software to write scripts.

    • @desdar100
      @desdar100 Před 8 měsíci +3

      LMM was a big fan of the original film and even went to school with Alan Menken's niece for years.
      All the new songs from these remake sounds off because they're just attached to a pre-existing piece that's well-known.
      A lot of people LMM as that "Rap guy" and while he does incorporate a lot of patter, he's shown musical diversity in things like Hamilton alone.
      His entire claim the same was bringing more modern music into Broadway this is why a lot of music ends up popular because it shreds the line between sounding like a mainstream song while still clearly being showtune adjacent.

  • @DarkPhoenixSaga
    @DarkPhoenixSaga Před 11 měsíci +181

    I feel so bad for the people who had to hear Awkwafina rap and sing in a booth recording this song. I'm sure she didn't do it in one take.

    • @VillainDeku-x
      @VillainDeku-x Před 9 měsíci +1

      I feel so bad for your mother she gave birth to someone who calls other people bad and then starts acting like they are better then then and can’t just say it’s their opinion instead of bringing down the actress

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga Před 9 měsíci +37

      @@VillainDeku-x So your telling me in your whole life, you never once disliked a particular movie, a book, a tv show or a song? I'm not attacking her as a person, i just think her rap sucks so stop acting all high and mighty as if you never criticised anything in your life.

    • @VillainDeku-x
      @VillainDeku-x Před 9 měsíci

      I’m not acting high and mighty I have disliked things but I don’t go on a website then start commenting some things that could make them feel bad I keep it to myself you should try that

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Před 5 měsíci +18

      ​@@VillainDeku-xIf everyone kept their criticisms to themselves, there would be no point in advancing and improving one's art.

    • @VillainDeku-x
      @VillainDeku-x Před 5 měsíci

      @@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 this argument was 3 months ago it’s over-

  • @PedrottViana
    @PedrottViana Před 5 měsíci +48

    "we're safe" the phrase that has aged worse than milk lmao

  • @newmanproductionentertainm5127

    I haven’t even listened to the whole song but this is the first time for a Disney movie where I got a headache from listening to a song in less than 10 seconds.

    • @tonedbuild
      @tonedbuild Před 11 měsíci +3

      I got a headache too! I just took some aspirin.

    • @har5814
      @har5814 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Her voice is annoying right

  • @firstwaddledee9182
    @firstwaddledee9182 Před 5 měsíci +21

    To be fair to Mr. Miranda, if I was told to make a song for Scuttle (a character who in the original had a running joke of having a horrible singing voice and will be voiced by someone who can’t sing) in a scene that is a horrible place for a song, I’d just quit on the spot.

  • @psychgeekgirl3037
    @psychgeekgirl3037 Před 11 měsíci +38

    Honestly, this doesn’t feel like Menken or Miranda. This feels like Mouse Corporation. I refuse to believe that any of these brilliant composers, who know musical language, wrote this travesty.

  • @pina_nina_fresa
    @pina_nina_fresa Před rokem +55

    Not him ryhming 'pigeon' with 'pigeon' twice

  • @audreypogue6306
    @audreypogue6306 Před 11 měsíci +59

    LMM is a legend. It's perfectly okay to still be his fan AND admit that this song is a stinker. It's really bad. Like, *really* bad, but it doesn't discredit the rest of his work.

  • @abiliv-lf9tz
    @abiliv-lf9tz Před 5 měsíci +33

    Her saying where safe because Lin Manuel wasn't gonna be making the songs for Disney wish 😭

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire Před 5 měsíci +20

    "The next movie has no LMM on it so we're safe. For now." Well, that prediction aged like milk

  • @janesdead6802
    @janesdead6802 Před 5 měsíci +33

    Lin Manuel Miranda also wrote all the songs for the movie Vivo between that and his other works, my impression is that he really struggles to write intelligent or unique songs on “short: timeframes, though “short” meaning whatever the standard production period is right now.
    In Vivo the songs are catchy enough but all of them fall into one of 2 categories: Expressing a singular emotion in a repetitive pop song format or literally describing what is happening on-screen/in the story to a slightly more dynamic but still repetitive pop song format.
    In Hamilton the musical one of THE BEST songs is “My Shot” and that took him SIX YEARS to write! I think his two musicals are just so much more consistently good because he had enough time to actually write them

  • @bloxworld6593
    @bloxworld6593 Před 5 měsíci +27

    "But don't worry! Disney's next movie, Wish, has songs that aren't written by Lin Manuel Miranda! So we're safe"
    *oh, how you were wrong*

  • @ghostieghost2493
    @ghostieghost2493 Před 11 měsíci +30

    I had a bad headache when I saw this movie (bought the tickets ahead of time and couldn’t get a refund). When Scuttlebutt came on, it felt like Awkwafina herself entered the theater and physically started shaking me and hitting me in the head lmao

    • @cheese9009
      @cheese9009 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I’m sorry you had to see something so traumatizing

  • @diromiz
    @diromiz Před 5 měsíci +34

    With Wish's songs out... I can say this aged poorly. We were not safe from the horrible lyrics, even without mr Miranda

  • @arturosandovalsaito2704
    @arturosandovalsaito2704 Před 11 měsíci +20

    How the hell did we go from jamming to "We don't talk about Bruno" to this?!

  • @osmanyousif7849
    @osmanyousif7849 Před 11 měsíci +51

    I swear, listening to Scuttlebutt, I literally feel like Ren & Stimpy where a yak character literally screams,
    “SHUT UP!!!! I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!! SINGING!!!! SINGING!!!! WHY WON’T IT STOP?!?!?!?!?!”
    And then went insane.

  • @FleurMarigold
    @FleurMarigold Před 11 měsíci +174

    god. thank you for speaking out against this atrocity. I am still trying to process it myself. a couple notes:
    Scuttle actually has, believe it or not, *2* whole songs in the broadway adaptation! they used to be my least favourites, and I used to skip them-- but they actually sort of... grew on me, and now they're like. some *of* my favourites?? they're silly, but they're genuinely fun and pleasing to listen to, and the whacky voice isn't honestly all that grating. they've got some clever word play, great dance moves, and a unique sound - really catchy stuff overall! plus, the second one is a really heartfelt "you got this, girl!" number to uplift Ariel and encourage her to keep chasing her dreams, even with so many challenges stacked against her. I honestly really like it. it's cute and genuine.
    Scuttlebutt... feels like the lyrics and whatever semblance of an instrumental track it has don't even want to *be* together. it has that typical Calypso backing we associate with Sebastian, but overlaid with rap (notably a Lin rap) feels very... unnatural? the rhythms are NOT coming together and there are numerous moments where there are just, agonizingly long gaps between lyrics, or everything is way too fast to make any kind of sense of, which is... weird for an exposition song. it's excessively literal. I cannot believe these lyrics are supposed to be interpreted as snarky, smart, creative and playful, which... feels very much like the energy they're trying to sell this with.
    it BEWILDERS me that a behind-the-scenes tape quotes Alan Menken and Lin MM as being excited about the "magic" this new track suppsedly brings to the movie. and, honestly? writers with as much history/training/experience in writing for musicals should KNOW this stuff by now - that in a musical, a lyrical song should only exist to: a) advance the plot, or b) develop character. the audience is already stretching their disbelief as much as it already is: make it worth their time. give them substance, give them emotion, give them meaning. or: give them a well-written and entertaining comedy song that enhances their love for the characters on screen/stage! just... pick one!!!
    finally, I feel like... conceptually something like this could've worked, just in a MUCH different medium. stage musicals give you the benefit of flashy outfits and campy dance routines which can really help you lean into the silliness of something. heck - there are even parts of *this* song that I could imagine working a lot better in 2D animation, if the characters were allowed to have exaggerated movements and facial expressions, or... if the camera was allowed to do literally anything other than float aimlessly around every scene. (seriously. why is that so prevelant in this movie?? some snappy back-and-forth movements with closeups on character expressions would've done wonders here.)
    nothing kills me more than seeing Sebastian's soulless little hyperrealistic 3D model render *crab rapping,* though. just........ god. why.
    I'd be curious if you had any thoughts on what they did with Under The Sea, because... god I have so many.

    • @markusrogerson
      @markusrogerson Před 11 měsíci +11

      Under the sea made no sense to me. Not having sea creatures playing instruments meant they dodged creating more potentially creepy looking characters (or was it a budget thing?) but I’d rather that than a nondescript turtle shuffling along a floor with nothing to do with the lyric. Instead we got an extended dance break… why? They made such a big deal about having a dance troupe perform for them for reference. It just ruined the flow of the song. (So the extended scene can’t mean it had budget restrictions?) Overall it just makes me think Rob Marshall (is he the same one who directed Brandy’s Cinderella?) should not have taken a ‘make it look national geographic realistic’ angle… it’s a fairytale with mermaids… the ‘newt plays the flute’ and the ‘black fish she sing’ are sorely missed!

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem Před 11 měsíci +6

      I have to think (hope?) that those quotes were taken out of context, and/or referenced another version of the song that was scrapped. Because, goodness. Most likely, though, they were just given tons of money and told to play it up. I cannot imagine, with how talented they both are, that either Alan or Lin seriously thought that the Scuttlebutt as it appears in the final version of the film was a welcome addition.

    • @ninkepie3764
      @ninkepie3764 Před 11 měsíci

      Im probably the only person in this comment section that actually loves this song wtf

    • @HeartEllis
      @HeartEllis Před 15 dny

      Please don't use God's name in vain

  • @IsabellaQuinns
    @IsabellaQuinns Před 11 měsíci +83

    I'm obsessed with your reviews, please don't stop. You have a gift, use it to restore faith in humanity

    • @joshmorales9331
      @joshmorales9331 Před 11 měsíci +3

      that’s a bit dramatic. it’s just someone’s opinions on a child’s movie 💀

    • @IsabellaQuinns
      @IsabellaQuinns Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@joshmorales9331 this is not a "child's" movie. A person is not defined by their interests but by their responsibility and attitude

  • @felicity1877
    @felicity1877 Před rokem +187

    The revenge because Scuttle wasn't allowed to sing in the original movie! Even Ariel keeps the pillow around her ears. Later tossing the blanked on Scuttle. Nobody could stand this. This is pure fun. because its brutally bad (;

  • @olympiaelda1121
    @olympiaelda1121 Před 11 měsíci +27

    What are you talking about, Encanto is very capturing, the songs eat themselves into your brain, they flow, they are full of emotions and well delivered. Not everything a person creates must be the same. The Scuttlebutt can still be awful.

    • @JustanotherYoutuber771
      @JustanotherYoutuber771 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@GlitchiboIt’s one of my favorites actually

    • @bricksandkeebs
      @bricksandkeebs Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yes, I don’t understand why there are people who don’t like the songs in Encanto. The ensemble singing is very interesting to listen to. Surface Pressure feels a bit out of place in terms of style but it is still a fun song, plus the lyrics and message are heartfelt.

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon Před 11 měsíci +55

    I like Lin Manuel Miranda's work in a lot of places, but it does have a time in a place. Howard Ashman is very dear to me, as is his work, and although I love Hamilton, Miranda was just not the person to write new songs for the little mermaid. Ashman had a strong vision for how everything was supposed to sound and feel to push the stiry along while making songs memorable and catchy. Sadly, I find this song to do neither. This is nothing against Lin, Awkwafina, and definitely not against Daveed, and I wouldn't say this is Disney's worst, but this song just doesn't fit the little mermaid or its narrative. Howard Ashman deserved his legacy to be shown fully through this movie, and it just.. wasn't.

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. Před 11 měsíci +44

    Surface Pressure is the best song in Echanto. As a person with anxiety, I genuinely connected with the performance.

  • @SonOfEarthLtd
    @SonOfEarthLtd Před rokem +92

    I have no hope for Wish. Disney has lost the ability to tell great stories and push technology. They are pro failures.

    • @astorrhymemaster
      @astorrhymemaster  Před rokem +31

      My hope isn't lost on Wish. What I do find interesting is that they hired two pop music writers/producers for the music as opposed to Broadway people. I guess they're leaning in hard to the pop angle, but the song in the trailer sounds Broadway. So I'm not sure what to expect.

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@Glitchiboit looks like the beta version of Encanto.

    • @peterrealar2.067
      @peterrealar2.067 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@astorrhymemaster I'm from the future. Wish sucked.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Yeah you were right

  • @slumberbunz7545
    @slumberbunz7545 Před 5 měsíci +16

    7:11
    Best example of dramatic irony I've ever heard

  • @CLJordanMusic91
    @CLJordanMusic91 Před rokem +78

    Correction: "guy like you" is from Hunchback. Not Hercules

    • @astorrhymemaster
      @astorrhymemaster  Před rokem +30

      I know. Slip of the tongue.

    • @tired247
      @tired247 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I also wanted to ask what is wrong with the song "guy like you"? I've never seen Hunchback but I just listened to the song and it wasn't bad??? Idk maybe I'm dumb lol

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@tired247guy like you is fun and easy to listen, it fits with the gargoyles' comedic personality, and they're actually funny unlike awkwafina's scuttle

  • @Sleepiest_OwO
    @Sleepiest_OwO Před 4 měsíci +6

    She’ll regret her decision after listening to “This is the thanks I get”

  • @DragonGoddess18
    @DragonGoddess18 Před rokem +24

    Plot twist: Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote it to be bad on purpose

  • @Awoman404
    @Awoman404 Před 3 měsíci +9

    This video was playing as I was cooking, and my 5 year old said eww what is that as soon as the bird started singing 😭😭😭

  • @Nanerpus27
    @Nanerpus27 Před 5 měsíci +8

    "not all is lost! the next movie, Wish, doesn't have Lin Manuel, so it could have a good soundtrack!"
    that aged well :.)

  • @ShyFly221
    @ShyFly221 Před 11 měsíci +68

    Arguably I think the scuttlebutt fits more than the other original songs they put in, because theyre talking to eachother while singing instead of narrating to the audience. The scuttlebutt, while goofy and awkward, fit in better than say Ariel singing in her head during the ride to the castle

    • @stargirIll
      @stargirIll Před 5 měsíci +1

      Are you serious
      Scuttlebutt doesn’t fit into the story at all

    • @ShyFly221
      @ShyFly221 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@stargirIll the story? No not at all. but the vibe is the same. Like it is out of place but I like it more than the others because the characters are having a conversation rather than singing at the audience

    • @stargirIll
      @stargirIll Před 4 měsíci

      @@ShyFly221 but if it takes people out of the story entirely and adds nothing good to the movie…it’s not a good song

    • @ShyFly221
      @ShyFly221 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@stargirIll i never said it was a good song lmao. I said I liked it better than the other ones. Thematically I think its closer to the original than the other one

  • @fa_rook_ak94
    @fa_rook_ak94 Před 11 měsíci +10

    I remember in Moana where he didn't know how to rhyme "island", so he just rhymed it with "island" 😅

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Před 4 měsíci +7

      If we're being honest, the repetition there had a purpose. It was to emphasize Moana's boredom with staying on the island. Every day felt the same to her.

  • @LuciPlayz19
    @LuciPlayz19 Před 5 měsíci +10

    7:10 uhm,, I think I miss Lin Manuel Miranda after hearing the thanks songs .

  • @Thefoxthatbecameawolf
    @Thefoxthatbecameawolf Před 5 měsíci +7

    Like a lot of pelple said, I would not critize Lin that harshly, this was probably Disney pushing impossible deadlines and/or "juvenile content" to "attract the kids"

  • @Remythechef
    @Remythechef Před 3 měsíci +5

    They removed Les Poissons for this. There are people who worked on this atrocity that thought THIS was fixing the movie. From what exactly? I do not know.

  • @Animatedperson101
    @Animatedperson101 Před 5 měsíci +11

    7:12 Oh my gosh, you poor soul…

    • @HeartEllis
      @HeartEllis Před 15 dny

      Saying that is the same as using God's name in vain

  • @seranrevere865
    @seranrevere865 Před 11 měsíci +44

    I personally must say I disagree with your take on Surface Pressure. I actually enjoyed that song too much because it relates to much to me, but I think that’s more in terms of the lyrics and less in terms of the execution.
    I value your insight and I can see why it’s on that great in the movie sense, for story telling.
    Anyway, just wanted to express my thoughts as well. And I agree with everything else so far. Haha you make amazing content! :)

  • @lucas-hw6jm
    @lucas-hw6jm Před 11 měsíci +20

    if they wanted to give Scuttle a song, they should've just taken "Human Stuff" or "Positoovity" from the broadway musical

  • @bear4045
    @bear4045 Před rokem +31

    Howard Ashman is the king! R.I.P

  • @lizardfishbird
    @lizardfishbird Před rokem +64

    Lin Manuel has lived long enough to see himself become a villain

  • @blu-_5442
    @blu-_5442 Před 4 měsíci +12

    You having hope for Wish’s soundtrack has definitely.. aged 😭

  • @meepmeep749
    @meepmeep749 Před 11 měsíci +23

    I am living for for the absolute outrage in astors voice when she talks about how they got rid of the cooking of the crab song for scuttlebutt. ITS SO FUNNY

  • @Daeneiracorn
    @Daeneiracorn Před 2 měsíci +5

    this is the thanks i get: hold my beer

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 Před 11 měsíci +9

    To quote Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcolm, ‘They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should.’

  • @damaracarpenter8316
    @damaracarpenter8316 Před 11 měsíci +137

    I am in love with your takes. You HAVE to do Part of Your World and Under the Sea and Kiss the Girl, because I think they all have lots of valid reasons to be critiqued compared to the original and I think Howard deserves the world to hear why these songs are subpar compared to the original.

    • @sallyprice8772
      @sallyprice8772 Před 11 měsíci +14

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this. Halle Bailey is a good singer but it felt like there was no direction and part of your world just ended up feeling somewhat sloppy. Howard Ashman wanted part of your world to be perfection to the point they almost got the film delayed because he was working so hard on it with Jodi Benson, instead we got a version that felt like a first take.

    • @midosworld
      @midosworld Před 11 měsíci +5

      ⁠@@sallyprice8772i personally loved halle’s rendition, are there any specific reasons you think it sounds like a first take? genuine question

    • @xxxmaysilssss690
      @xxxmaysilssss690 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@midosworldit doesn’t have the same emotional intensity the original did

    • @repita21
      @repita21 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@xxxmaysilssss690Maybe not but I thought she still did great. It’s also not completely void of emotion. I also personally enjoy the different directions she takes the songs with her voice

    • @sallyprice8772
      @sallyprice8772 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@midosworld I felt there was a lot of phrasing issues e.g. where she held the note rather than made it staccato and, maybe this is me being picky, it felt as if she was trying to sound more musical theatre esc but at the same try to sound more like a pop artist. I don't blame Halle for this more the producers and composers. I don't want to go too much into detail here (I could talk all night about what I'd change to the composition choices in this version of the film lmao) but I'm genuinely glad disney chose someone who can actually sing and not overload the autotune

  • @zegnaj_adios__
    @zegnaj_adios__ Před 4 měsíci +4

    "We're safe, 'Wish' has no Lin Manuel Miranda" oh the blissfull lack of knowledge we all had back then

  • @giggles7179
    @giggles7179 Před rokem +25

    If they'd done a literal re-creation of "Les Poissons" from the original film in live action, it would have been a gore-fest of a kitchen scene; a _Texas Chainsaw Massacre_ for the kiddies. Even the animated sequence was gag-inducing at times.
    _(Looks around apprehensively, whispers)_ ....Maybe in ten years they'll own up to actually having filmed it and they'll release it as a special feature on whatever home video format we're using _then._ Sigh....a girl can dream.

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther Před rokem +8

      Its almost as if Disney shouldn't be remaking these films in the first place.

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 Před měsícem

      Disney also made Into the Woods (2014) that had Rapunzel's prince being blind due to thorns, one stepsister having her big toe cut off while the other one has her heel cut off, the birds peck their eyes out.
      The Lone Ranger (2013) A character eats a man's heart.

  • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
    @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 Před 5 měsíci +6

    7:17 famous last words

  • @ryanbarham8464
    @ryanbarham8464 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Aaaand then Wish came out. And we got This is the Thanks I Get.
    Clearly, the lyrical issues do not end with Lin Manuel Miranda.

  • @cofiecoffcoff4287
    @cofiecoffcoff4287 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Last words of the vid: "Wish is safe. it doesnt have LManuel Miranda" ... yeah. We didnt know. We had hope.

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 Před 5 měsíci +3

    7:09

    Oh…
    Oh you poor soul you don’t know.
    It doesn’t matter…that he’s not working on it.

  • @BigFanOfManyThings
    @BigFanOfManyThings Před 11 měsíci +33

    Scuttle in original movie: I’m panicking coz the stakes are high but I get the message out clear in time
    Scuttle in remake: there’s no rush, lemme rap a little- oops it’s already sunset
    Btw, you said ‘guy like you’ from Hercules when you meant hunchback 😉

  • @_Emma___Marie_
    @_Emma___Marie_ Před 5 měsíci +4

    7:10 well this aged like milk

  • @Ibert0318
    @Ibert0318 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Who in Disney decided that children would want their ears to bleed from *this*?
    Blessings to Awkwafina and Lin. May the two of them escape Disney’s basements.

    • @Disneyfan82
      @Disneyfan82 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Maybe Awkwafina never wanted to sing such a bad song in the first place, but was forced to do it.

    • @Ibert0318
      @Ibert0318 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Disneyfan82 True lmao

  • @MISSMADISONMEDIA
    @MISSMADISONMEDIA Před 11 měsíci +7

    Lin Manuel Miranda makes hip hop music for former theater kids who have never listened to hip hop

  • @Anne_Drawings
    @Anne_Drawings Před 5 měsíci +4

    "wish dosen't have lin so we'll be safe". If only we'd known...

  • @avinashhalscon8902
    @avinashhalscon8902 Před 5 měsíci +7

    I actually really liked surface pressure. It really resonated with me as the eldest sibling and how that worked with my family. I thought it was communicated super well, and it was one of the few things in the movie I really enjoyed.

  • @christopherauzenne5023
    @christopherauzenne5023 Před 11 měsíci +16

    I really hate it how Disney wedges these new songs into their prexisting musicals/these added songs. The main problem is that these songs are from completely different periods of musicals/clearly different composers with different styles so they don’t jell or fit in the slightest and come off like pop songs rather than musical numbers made specifically for the film and their style
    Additionally I agree with your feelings on Lin Manuel, while I enjoy some of his songs they do feel more like just songs rather then musical numbers, like I king the song under the surface but it just sorta starts and has no real build up like musical numbers should

  • @AlisterBerb
    @AlisterBerb Před 5 měsíci +3

    oh that- that comment about Wish was... Optimistic

  • @artemisolympius2708
    @artemisolympius2708 Před rokem +22

    I like how in the scene it looks like Ariel doesn’t want to listen to that shit. When I first heard about the song being put into the remake, I was like, “Why?”, and then I heard it on your video. I knew it would be a horrible song.

  • @rustyshadeofred
    @rustyshadeofred Před rokem +17

    oh thank god someone else cant stand Lin Manuel Miranda anymore. I also cant stand Awkwafina, so i guess this was a critical hit to my cringe organs.

  • @arthrfleck
    @arthrfleck Před 11 měsíci +4

    I unfortunately watched this in theaters, and I got up to take a bathroom break and came back to the VERY end of this song. The universe decided to bless me. Thank you, universe.

  • @OneXeo
    @OneXeo Před 3 měsíci +3

    When you thought you where safe but then wish drops with ONLY shitty songs. We are never safe.

  • @ThePrincessCH
    @ThePrincessCH Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Guy Like You" was from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame."

  • @vaehtay
    @vaehtay Před 5 měsíci +4

    That Wish comment did not hold up

  • @oneditzybrunnette
    @oneditzybrunnette Před 5 měsíci +4

    “Don’t worry. Not all is lost. The next Disney movie, Wish, has no Maranda on it.”
    Man I wish it did tho. That villain song makes this look like a masterpiece

  • @shavemangin
    @shavemangin Před 5 měsíci +6

    Wish is worse honestly

  • @cakecrumb095
    @cakecrumb095 Před rokem +11

    Lin Manuel Miranda went from writing Satisfied (my personal vote for his magnum opus) to Scuttlebutt.

  • @repita21
    @repita21 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Lin-Manuel very can much can make great music. Look at Hamilton and In The Heights, they did not become staples in contemporary musical theatre for no reason. So not sure what happened

  • @Steroyd666
    @Steroyd666 Před rokem +12

    This is the fundamental flaw with all the live action remakes, all the songs were tailor made for the movie, the singing performance (emphasis on performance), you didn't even need to be a good singer, Jeremy Irons and Rowan Atkins literally talked their lines in the songs they were involved in and everything else made up for it, and when they try to make original songs oh boy you can tell a vast difference between a song brought in from the stage play and... Scuttlebutt.

  • @lupinsredjacket3191
    @lupinsredjacket3191 Před 5 měsíci +4

    In defense of the song "Savages", it was meant to make you, the audience, feel uncomfortable - because racism is an uncomfortable topic for everyone.
    In my opinion, "Savages" captures the terrible sentiments of racism perfectly - from both sides of the same human coin - with equal awfulness, showing no partiality between the European settlers nor the Native Americans - which is what racism is. Anyone of any skin tone/color can be racist - this is what Disney has shown through that song.
    The raw, abrasive harshness of the lyrics in "Savages" is meant to capture the gross nature of racism. It's a villain song that both sides partake in. You have both sides fuelling hatred for the other - dehumanizing one another all while preparing to war between each other.
    I say, if "Savages" makes you uncomfortable, that's good! That means you have a functioning moral compass & can recognize that racism is disgusting, no matter who it is of whatever skin color is doing it.

    • @drawingdragon
      @drawingdragon Před 4 měsíci

      Savages is an underrated villain song tbh. It just evokes such a powerful and tense feeling in the music - and the lyrics perfectly convey what they're supposed to. Two sides opposing one another who have dehumanizing the other - while Pocahontas flies to make one final gesture of peace.
      Even the word "Savages" itself is used brilliantly. Obviously you have the Englishmen referring to the "primitive" Natives as "Savages," something the English settlers actually did, evoking primitive or uncultured people.
      But the verse sung by the Natives, the Chieftan especially, conveys a similarly dehumanizing tone, but uses "Savages" to refer to them more as morally devoid or animalistic in their greed. The Chieftain isn't acting out of hatred, he's acting out of protection for his people who he sees as under attack - but that sentiment obviously twists into hatred of the Englishmen in the eyes of the younger Native warriors.
      The Chieftan sounds regretful and disappointed when he sings "The only thing they feel at all is greed. Beneath that milky hide, there's emptiness inside,"
      But the warriors sound angry and spiteful when they finish "I wonder if they even bleed."
      The Natives were the ones being invaded, but by the point of the song occurring, they had let their rightful fear and rage turn them to acting with the same generalized hatred as the English captain had for them.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 Před rokem +14

    Howard Ashman and Walt Disney are spinning in their graves.

  • @cosmicbreath
    @cosmicbreath Před 10 měsíci +6

    My composer friend and I took a grand total of 5 minutes to come up with a better set-up for this song if they really had to have one here that would still fit in with the sound of the original soundtrack. Have Scuttle fly over the land and hear the sailors, village folk, and palace servants give us the exposition inn ensemble song a la "A Rumor in St Petersburg" or "Belle," passing off the rumors to each other. Have Scuttle overhear all of it, then only deliver the final big line while bursting into Ariel's room and waking her up. Took less than 5 minutes to come up with.

  • @yarenkuyumcu9789
    @yarenkuyumcu9789 Před 11 měsíci +8

    I wanted to leave the theatre at that scene.And when Ariel throwed a blanket on Scuttle and Sebastian ı was so relieved.

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann Před 5 měsíci +3

    Dude, this is still the number one song in hell. Demons can't get enough of it.

  • @alecsnider3225
    @alecsnider3225 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Yeah, Wish... so much for that, then.

  • @theredeft5319
    @theredeft5319 Před 11 měsíci +4

    This reminds me of how in the late 90’s early 2000’s movie makers used to shove unnecessary poorly written rap songs into everything because they thought it was the cool thing for kids these days. It was a terrible trend then and I really don’t want that to return. Or at least hire someone who understands how to write a good rap. I mean there was a bit of rapping in Moana so I think Lin could write a rap, but that’s definitely not what we got here. And tonally not sure a tap really works anyway in this musical.