Cockney at its best

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  • @Jazztpt
    @Jazztpt Před rokem +22

    Me and my pal have been quoting this sketch for the last 30 years ..... and everything.

  • @modsnsods7329
    @modsnsods7329 Před 3 lety +60

    This is actually how everyone speaks in my local boozer in Dagenham

    • @MercurialRed9
      @MercurialRed9 Před 2 lety +5

      Is that before or after a few jars, like…and everyfing like that?

    • @eddiekingham
      @eddiekingham Před 2 lety +2

      What boozers that then😄🇬🇧👍

    • @modsnsods7329
      @modsnsods7329 Před 2 lety +1

      @@eddiekingham Best pub in the world .. Cross Keys.. Its the boxer fella that seals it 😃😃👍😎

    • @eddiekingham
      @eddiekingham Před 2 lety

      @@modsnsods7329 I'll be there with my wife in the summer and I'll che k that pub out. I'm from london. Use to drink in any boozer that had a good rep.

    • @andrewgray5220
      @andrewgray5220 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sounds like a right wind-up

  • @thehotelreviews
    @thehotelreviews Před 3 lety +37

    Best sketch ever from the greatest comedy duo of all time. RIP Mel Smith ❤️

    • @Toby_the_Glen
      @Toby_the_Glen Před 2 měsíci +1

      Check out the hifi shop sketch.

    • @daveprice790
      @daveprice790 Před 13 dny

      @@Toby_the_Glen Classic

    • @madcyril4135
      @madcyril4135 Před 9 dny

      @@Toby_the_Glen
      The best sketch of all time is THE INCREDIBLE BULLSHITTING MAN
      Smith and jones
      It’s on CZcams its the best because we all know one hilarious!

  • @guyren49
    @guyren49 Před 6 lety +36

    Absolutely brilliantly written skit. How to say nothing with the utmost craft.

  • @josevillescazjr.493
    @josevillescazjr.493 Před 3 lety +18

    Never have I been more confused and entertained at the same time! Brilliant!

  • @LibertyandFreedom4
    @LibertyandFreedom4 Před 2 lety +22

    Jesus, I am missing out some out of this world comedy. As an American, I WISH, we had some next level shit like this.

  • @oz1902
    @oz1902 Před 3 lety +25

    The language of Shakespeare is not dead, but it ain’t half sick mate.

  • @LosAngelesRaiders
    @LosAngelesRaiders Před 8 dny +1

    Mel Smith played a gangster character in an episode of Minder years ago. Minder was a great show that was choc-full of cockney-isms.

  • @philipaldridge3749
    @philipaldridge3749 Před 5 lety +13

    I think this particular sketch is one of the funniest I've ever watched

    • @DeadlyKiss000
      @DeadlyKiss000 Před 2 měsíci

      I think you are correct Philip. Sorry, meant to say this 5 years ago to you!

  • @CLASSICALJAJ
    @CLASSICALJAJ Před 4 lety +9

    Robin is one of the funniest comedy actors and writers that exists. A really lovely guy

  • @charlesw9875
    @charlesw9875 Před 3 lety +12

    So much of life everywhere is conducted like this.

  • @gar1558
    @gar1558 Před 3 lety +12

    The great Raymundo..

  • @guyren49
    @guyren49 Před rokem +12

    Any lover of language will adore this skit. All of them completely inarticulate yet understanding each other fully right down to...'f-f-fish in the sea' 🙂

  • @Mr223P
    @Mr223P Před 27 dny +1

    The great Raymondo!

  • @Fan45192
    @Fan45192 Před 5 lety +11

    Robin Driscoll, a writer of Mr. Bean

  • @rebeccashuman6199
    @rebeccashuman6199 Před 3 lety +8

    Best comedy cockney sketch ever! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!

  • @kaiaccentguy268
    @kaiaccentguy268 Před 3 lety +7

    That's the Great Raymondo from Only Fools!

    • @Astria1979
      @Astria1979 Před 3 lety +2

      Thank you!!! I knew I recognised him from somewhere!!

  • @martinworld7214
    @martinworld7214 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The premise was a bit Life Of Brian « he’s deaf & mad sir » was apparent they were going to speak normally once Mel left

  • @deanosaur808
    @deanosaur808 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This is pub talk after drinking ten pints 🤣

  • @flagwanker6346
    @flagwanker6346 Před 3 lety +5

    Bleedin’ fabulous

  • @HuzaineHajiDaud
    @HuzaineHajiDaud Před měsícem +1

    Harry Redknapp doppelganger

  • @johnrowley3140
    @johnrowley3140 Před 3 lety +11

    This sketch was great 'n' 'at 'n'' 'at 'n'' all dat 'n' 'at, orright? 😁👍

  • @WILLIAM1690WALES
    @WILLIAM1690WALES Před 5 měsíci +11

    The guy with griff Rhys Jones with the punchbag, is the with only fools and horses special on the Jolly boys outing to Margate

    • @porno6361
      @porno6361 Před měsícem +1

      Robin Driscoll

    • @1969gawa
      @1969gawa Před měsícem +4

      The Great Raymondo

    • @paulfrost8952
      @paulfrost8952 Před 23 dny

      @@1969gawadidn’t recognise him without the syrup fake tan and chest piece😂

    • @1969gawa
      @1969gawa Před 23 dny

      @paulfrost8952 That's Tony Angeleno you're on about.

  • @davidrowe7868
    @davidrowe7868 Před 13 dny +1

    The boxer was subliminal. Funny as F”CK…….

  • @PeterShieldsukcatstripey
    @PeterShieldsukcatstripey Před 3 měsíci +1

    He's a lovely boy.

  • @ianowen3157
    @ianowen3157 Před 19 dny +1

    Who could have predicted that today's youth, would be talking this way. Yuff. Innit, like, like.

  • @bridgetchapman5985
    @bridgetchapman5985 Před měsícem

    Thank you for sharing. I love the cockney accent ❤

  • @viscountengland7826
    @viscountengland7826 Před 17 dny

    Rosie Leigh = tea ….
    Apples and Pears = stairs. ...
    Bees and honey = money. ...
    Bottle and stopper = copper. ...
    Butcher's hook = look. ...
    Duck and dive = hide. ...
    Dog and bone = phone. ...
    Kettle and hob = watch. ...
    Mince pies = eyes ….

  • @jota55581
    @jota55581 Před 7 dny

    The boxer was the great raymundo in only fools and horses

  • @RJ6AV6
    @RJ6AV6 Před rokem +2

    That guy was on European Vacation lol

    • @Unsung_Earth
      @Unsung_Earth Před 11 měsíci

      He had the yanks in his hotel 😊

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex Před 29 dny +1

    Directed by Guy Ritchie

  • @uwalakab
    @uwalakab Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thanks so much for sharing this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andygoldensixties4201
    @andygoldensixties4201 Před 3 lety +8

    where the hell can I find the SCRIPT of this...please!

  • @blackpeter70
    @blackpeter70 Před 4 lety +6

    "BOLLOCKS!" :D None better, except maybe Dave Allen and Kenny Everett.

    • @mikejones-go8vz
      @mikejones-go8vz Před 28 dny

      😳 Oi! Nah! Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse !!

  • @stevepayne5965
    @stevepayne5965 Před 12 dny +2

    This is great but has just made me realise how much I miss Mel ☹️

  • @JLAGAN49
    @JLAGAN49 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This was burned into my brain....... and wot goes wiv it.

  • @trollobite1629
    @trollobite1629 Před 8 dny

    The boxer reminds me of Terry Mcann in Minder 😂

  • @s8nke
    @s8nke Před 7 měsíci +1

    The Great Raymondo

  • @dr.leftfield9566
    @dr.leftfield9566 Před 3 lety +2

    It was 'bout right you know, n' everythin' an all that.

  • @1258-Eckhart
    @1258-Eckhart Před 3 lety +2

    Ah, Harry Kane

  • @dodibenabba525
    @dodibenabba525 Před měsícem +1

    Miss Mel

  • @MrBrutal33
    @MrBrutal33 Před 6 dny

    Everything and all that...

  • @nigel8247
    @nigel8247 Před 10 dny

    Sounds like the average teenager today😂

  • @bogotaangela6908
    @bogotaangela6908 Před rokem +2

    @bollocks? @ Someone left the cockney out in The RandallStutmans @#LovelyBoy Marshall Goldsmiths

  • @jasonellis9438
    @jasonellis9438 Před 13 dny

    no nor nufin neever!

  • @JC-sd3vh
    @JC-sd3vh Před 8 měsíci +1

    innit though and everyfing an that

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Před měsícem +2

    Trump talks like that…just what his unfinished sentences at any rally.

  • @davel4708
    @davel4708 Před měsícem

    He looks like Ray Winstone.

  • @hughmckendrick3018
    @hughmckendrick3018 Před měsícem +1

    Very clear and concise.

  • @John_Urnagbob
    @John_Urnagbob Před 9 měsíci +1

    What I just saw was a bit of this n a bit of that , n all that n all this with a bit of that n a bit of this n that n all that n all.

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds Před 5 lety +6

    What slang are they speakin' ?

  • @lovelife4110
    @lovelife4110 Před 12 dny +1

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 Před 7 měsíci

    Eddie Hearn.

  • @richardpartridge529
    @richardpartridge529 Před 3 lety +1

    😂😂😂

  • @thomaslutro5560
    @thomaslutro5560 Před 3 lety +5

    I tried to understand what they said. Failed miserably. May even have missed the joke as well. Until.... :D

  • @marke3837
    @marke3837 Před 4 lety +4

    ...or something else.

  • @michaelmouse4024
    @michaelmouse4024 Před 29 dny +1

    Fing is right?... It's so wossname innit?

  • @Madpreacher2012
    @Madpreacher2012 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂

  • @thetimelapsesketchbook.9088

    Average Guy Richie film.

  • @windyworm
    @windyworm Před dnem

    Ah ha, 3 Brexit voters.

  • @tsaxondale2499
    @tsaxondale2499 Před 3 lety +3

    Posh Cambridge boys

    • @jim586
      @jim586 Před 2 dny

      3 years ago, so I hope you’re still alive.
      Mel Smith son of a bookmaker and Griff Rhys Jones son of a GP and spending his formative years in Epping, Essex, were not posh boys just bright boys. There is a difference.

  • @eddiekingham
    @eddiekingham Před 3 lety +7

    Not really cockney but very funny

    • @MercurialRed9
      @MercurialRed9 Před 2 lety +5

      Some of it was…like…and all that and everyfing like that, and that.
      Probably more Essex Mockney Cockney and all that, and everyfing and whatnot and stuff, nartah mean like?

    • @eddiekingham
      @eddiekingham Před 2 lety +2

      @@MercurialRed9 well said😂👍

  • @user-dk3xe3lg5c
    @user-dk3xe3lg5c Před měsícem

    I hate the word like it’s so used out of context since Facebook

  • @richl6966
    @richl6966 Před 3 lety +4

    The way they nearly always seem to be laughing at their own jokes show why no-one under 30 would have heard of them

  • @charlesliddell502
    @charlesliddell502 Před dnem

    So that's where UK millennials got their sloppy style of speaking.

  • @JimmyTimmy-wh8dz
    @JimmyTimmy-wh8dz Před 27 dny

    Not funny at all

  • @edelgyn2699
    @edelgyn2699 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Not Cockney, not even funny at the time it was made.

  • @PeterShieldsukcatstripey
    @PeterShieldsukcatstripey Před 3 měsíci

    ❤ this boy

  • @PeterShieldsukcatstripey
    @PeterShieldsukcatstripey Před 3 měsíci

    Big cuddle