Conservative Gaming that is one HOT outfit for a vampire.....also malkavian is attracting a lot of attention for this game and I think we'll see a revival of the game!
the cowboy suit you can get from fat larry in downtown at the side going to the confession club, the biker suit one you can buy from tzeng in china town
Theres also body armor you get from your ghoul as a parting gift or mercurio if you buy it as well as an outfit from the clerk at the hollywood convenience store but i didnt ever get the body armor. The outfit from the clerk is a sexy police officer uniform that says unit 69 though
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant and says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father!" Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." The Tuna thinks about it, says "Then i challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if I win?" asks the chef. "Then you can feed me to your customers." the Tuna replies. And so the chef and the Tuna play chess. Now as well know, Tuna are adept chess players, so in a few moves the chef is checkmated. "Looks like i win!" says the Tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly. "But I won!" says the Tuna, with the knife wriggling in his gut. "So did your father." says the chef.
It's essentially you as the Tuna and The Prince as the Chef. He had your sire killed (you killed my father) and regards that as his right under Camarilla law (that's my business fish). Then under pressure from the Anarchs he pronounces he will spare you, provided you prove yourself. Then like the agreement between the Tuna and the Chef, even if you survive all the suicide missions he throws at you and do everything he asks, he backstabs you anyway. Even on the path where you do nothing but suck up to him, he still betrays you for his own benefit.
You have to be playing a malkavian to see these scenes. The stop sign's a little hard to find, 'cuz you have to figure out which one it is, but that's not too hard. The other scene happens late in the game.
NetPathfinder These are the only scenes of Malkavians' madness, but there are other things you can do in the game via dialogue options that can make other people go crazy. At one point, you can make this one guy think he's a frog. So that's pretty fun.
You missed the other stuff he does. Like, when you finish a certain mission, the news report ends with '...and they know it was you'
I liked that scene, too, but I didn't include everything in this video so people would play it, hopefully.
Fairnuff!
Wise decision. Spoilers can be a nasty piece of work.
I've played it thought multiple times as a malkavian and never come across that.... I'll have to check it out...
Started playing recently and that scared the shit out of me.
"You've made a powerful enemy today, sign!"🤣😂
*SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK*
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@@vergilspardovich5266 Milk for the Khorne flakes!
*DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!*
This game is amazing and sadly underrated.
@darkcyberia yes we need good vampire games.
that tuna chef joke is kind of funny, in a stupid way
It's also a good metaphor for a vampire's relationship with their elders.
Ben Kielar It's basically the situation you're in at the point of the game that it occurs.
Conservative Gaming that is one HOT outfit for a vampire.....also malkavian is attracting a lot of attention for this game and I think we'll see a revival of the game!
@Methuselah by the gods!!!
I must be a more "sane" child of malkav
I totally forgot that I said this....thanks!
still don't get it. I'm kind of retarded
The tuna chef joke is so relatable
Tbh, Malkavian dialogues always kindda reminded me of Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy, I cant erase his voice from my mind when i read them
who stops the stop sign ed-boy?
You dare call a blood hunt on a son of a shepherd?!
@@GenkiGanbare it made my day reading this
This FREAKED ME OUT the first time I saw it. Since Malk was my first character
Playing as the Nosferatu I have the feeling that I missed half of the content.
Yep, that’s basically what happens. That is why they say that you shouldn’t play as Nosferatu or Malkavian first.
I main Nosferatu. gotta love the smell of the sewer
Tuna & The Chef: IT'S TIME.
TO
DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL
Hahahahah!
I really hope they update this game with the Team who did Baulders Gate 3.
Yes please. Though it is a bit ironic, considering Laika was originally contracted to make Baldur's Gate 3.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity?
If my tv started talking to me i would freak out
Not if you were a Malkavian. :D
Amt2451 hmmmm you right
The Madness Network is one hell of a drug.
the cowboy suit you can get from fat larry in downtown at the side going to the confession club, the biker suit one you can buy from tzeng in china town
Theres also body armor you get from your ghoul as a parting gift or mercurio if you buy it as well as an outfit from the clerk at the hollywood convenience store but i didnt ever get the body armor. The outfit from the clerk is a sexy police officer uniform that says unit 69 though
this game was such a treasure
Tunas love chess. Everyone knows that.
Best class by far
I've had this happen to me a few times to
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what appears to be a torture program.
it ends with me killing a bunch of people.
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant and says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father!" Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." The Tuna thinks about it, says "Then i challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if I win?" asks the chef. "Then you can feed me to your customers." the Tuna replies. And so the chef and the Tuna play chess. Now as well know, Tuna are adept chess players, so in a few moves the chef is checkmated. "Looks like i win!" says the Tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly. "But I won!" says the Tuna, with the knife wriggling in his gut. "So did your father." says the chef.
I don't get it
@@erik299188 The moral of the story is tunas shouldn't play chess with humans. Playing chess with scorpions and snakes is way more fun!
hahah i loved that joke
Morale: Even if human is no more chef, it can't stop him to kill you. I guess he can't cook you :/
It's essentially you as the Tuna and The Prince as the Chef. He had your sire killed (you killed my father) and regards that as his right under Camarilla law (that's my business fish). Then under pressure from the Anarchs he pronounces he will spare you, provided you prove yourself.
Then like the agreement between the Tuna and the Chef, even if you survive all the suicide missions he throws at you and do everything he asks, he backstabs you anyway. Even on the path where you do nothing but suck up to him, he still betrays you for his own benefit.
what do you need to do to be abel to do this?i tried and it dosen't worck do you need to put points in some points in a certin skill line or waht?
You have to be playing a malkavian to see these scenes. The stop sign's a little hard to find, 'cuz you have to figure out which one it is, but that's not too hard. The other scene happens late in the game.
+Conservative Gaming are these scenes of Malkavian's madness the only in the game or there's more?
NetPathfinder These are the only scenes of Malkavians' madness, but there are other things you can do in the game via dialogue options that can make other people go crazy. At one point, you can make this one guy think he's a frog. So that's pretty fun.
Conservative Gaming Thank you, I just thought on should I play the Bloodlines once again.)
NetPathfinder It's always worth replaying this game.