In Love With A Creeper (ft. Kurtis Conner)
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Kurtis's Channel / @kurtiskorner
Written By Danny Gonzalez And Kurtis Conner
Produced By Kontrabandz
Mixed by Nick Green / @nickisnotgreen
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i stream on mondays and wednesdays at 6pm central time
Laura outside Danny's office when he's recording the lyrics: 👁👄👁
jenna too lmaoo
“ive gotta craft a way to make you mine” is probably the smoothest thing ever said
The whole verse was Smooth
Even smoother than smooth peanut butter.
0:58 just keeping it here for myseld
Omg yes
“Sticks and planks to make a sign” I swear 🤣
"Not necessary if we have a threesome" should really just be the final resolution to all love triangles in fiction in my opinion
you get it
why stop in fiction
The nerd in me wants to say that love triangles often represent the pull between completely different lives or ideologies, in which case choosing both muddles the conflict. The nerd I'm in thinks threesomes are awesome.
@@honkstheclown8631 i bet there's someone else in that nerd right now
That ain't no resolution.
This man is a lyrical genius. “Craft a way to make you mine”, “Planks and sticks baby gimme a sign.” “Break the bed cause we ain’t sleeping tonight”
Yes, everyone else heard the lyrics too.
@@englishatheart no need for this comment btw
@@gag9500 yeah fr 😭
@@englishatheart They’re pointing out how some of the lyrics are well written and funny. Don’t be a dick.
"break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight" is such an Ariana Grande coded line
ofc kurtis sang “creeper i hardly know her” lmao
LMAOO hahahsj
Ahh I was just gunna comment that lmao he needs "I hardly know her" as merch
RIGHT LMAOO
surprised he didn't make a camo joke
HAHAHA
Sometimes a family is two men making an uncomfortable amount of Minecraft sexual innuendos and their shared creeper lover, and that’s ok
Gonna have this talk with my kids one day
That's a family
true love man
That's the only way to have a family
this comment 😭
danny’s got some explaining to do once his child finds this gold
oml
It'll be so strange for all the kids of influencers to be able to watch videos of their parents when they're like teens/young adults
@@decm3_727 and almost all danny's life still online
I’d be so embarrassed if my dad made this LMAO
@@SghgyvI'd be proud but maybe its just me lol
I love how even in a silly little song they still make sure to ask if the creeper was comfortable with a threesome.
Frr, what a gentleman
“I’m in her nether regions” that’s it everyone else can pack up we’ve hit peak 👋👋
Yes! And “Let me explode in your cave”😃
“He’s got raw pork chop and I got bone meal to feed ya”
Baaaars
That's what she said before exploding
😭😭😭
“I will never ever make a Minecraft song guys”
So that was a fucking lie
We were hoodwinked!
he bamboozled us!
"Guys is this a haze?!"
Completely fooled I say!
Wasn’t it Danny Gonzalez that said that? This this Danny GAMEzalez, different person
1:37 I just love how they are so close to each other yet they still talk over the phone
AND THE CREEPER IS IN THE MIDDLE 😭😭
And the Creeper turns to Danny 💀
danny is the only person who can make parody songs so catchy that you listen to them unironically
I don't think you know what a parody song is. A funny song doesn't equal a parody. This isn't parodying anything.
@@englishatheartWHATEVERRRR4R THE POINT STANDS DUDE !!!!!!!!!
I agree
Weird Al? Neil Cicirega?
me watching this right now unironically cause it was stuck in my head
of fucking COURSE kurtis' first line is a "i hardly know her" joke. i gotta give it to em this goes hard
DUDE GET OUT I SOO AGREEE. such a kurtis thing to do
iconic tbh
No it is “creeper, I hardly know her.”
@D Jeffree yes and?
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How did we go from Dont mine at night to “let me explode in your cave” in the Minecraft song genre
WHY DOES THE TWERKING IN THE CAVE TO GET CASH PART HAVE SO MUCH RHYTHM
idk man i just love the implication that minecraft is a genre of music-
@@gremlinofart1504 its the only acceptable genre 😌 /j
We grew up xD
@@Dirt. who the fuck uses /j, like everyone knows you were joking
I hate how lyrically genius this is
“gotta craft a way to make you mine, planks and sticks baby give me a sign” is geniunely a genius line
just can't stop thinking about them just doing all of these things by themselves in front of their green screens
Just having to imagine them sending the videos of them dancing in front of the green screen to edit them together how do you keep a straight face when your friend sends you that?
0:19 must’ve looked so strange-
Danny spanked himself in front of green screen, this is vanilla.
the way this is edited too like omg...
@@DaviniaHill OUTTA POCKET
I’m now in shock because I never expected so many sexual innuendos in a Minecraft song lmfao
SHDHHFF
I didn't think it was possible
I witnessed it live and everyone in chat was so shocked and confused cuz it came out of no where lol.
"innuendos" they literally said they were gonna have sex lol
IKR
“Planks and sticks baby give me a sign”
Is fucking gold holy shit
frr
"i cant get you off my mind so i gotta craft a way to make you mine planks and sticks baby give me a sign and break the bed cause we aint sleepin tonight"
danny is unironically an amazing lyricist and this is the best play on words ive heard in a song ever
Let's appreciate how they manage to travel to Minecraft to shoot this music video in a middle of a Pandemic. Like, they're really devoted to their public.
they just grabbed the shoulders of an enderman... and vwooped there, it isn't dat hard
Damn I wanted to woooosh someone
@@underscorestarninja3156 Honestly, I was expecting someone to be like "OmG YoUr SoOoOoO dUmB. It'S a GrEeN sCrEen."
@Nishchay Dutt 4/wooooosh
@Nishchay Dutt I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it.
You deciding to play Minecraft was probably the best decision made by anyone in 2021
@Joshua Roehl bro stfu
EXACTLY😭
@Joshua Roehl I fucking despise the self advertisement, love the song tho
Wow fr
AGREE 100000 TIMES
love how the most replayed part is when they say in unison "not necessarily if we have a threesome" truly poetic stuff right there
why is kurtis saying "i had so many ingots" so goddamn funny to me
"I had so many ingits"
after kurtis said "im in her nether regions" I has to pause the video to contemplate how my life got to this point
SAME💀😭
I got to "Let me explode in your cave" until I was like yup this is the worst, I love it
Lord have mercy what did I just listen too 💀💀💀
the worst part of it all is that the song is actually quite well produced
@@StormChasingNinja I need some holy water!😭
Shakespeare’s been real quiet since Danny said “Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign”
its cause he's dead
Danny, i mean
@@biggaylol5438 he lost his ingots too
it’s his birthday tmr put some respect on his name 😡😢🙄💪🏼
@Scooble who? Danny or Shakespeare
@Scooble if you meant Shakespeare you know he's only been dead for 405 years, roundabout
i love how danny wore his wedding ring throughout this mv
I fell asleep while listening to music from a randomized playlist and woke up to this. it's so unbelievably cursed but really good at the same time and I think this is the hardest i've laughed in a while
Maybe it’s a sign
@@Izzy-et9cl maybe..
@@Izzy-et9cl
sɪɢɴ
ˢᶦᵍⁿ
Why does every single one of Danny’s songs slap even though they’re ALWAYS *OUT OF POCKET*
I don't think Danny has ever thought of a lyric that wasn't a banger. Like, his test songs are probably enough to kill a person and they aren't even finished
HIS SONGS ARE SO GOOD
I stg if y’all keep spelling outta pocket as “out of pocket” and pronouncing every single “t” in the phrase when u say it verbally, black people are gonna revoke ur right to say it bc I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
@@shari106 😭LOL PLEASE IM BLACK I JUST HAVE TRAUMA WITH GRAMAAAAAR🥲😭
@@jamiemiller1040 PLS- NO YOURE GOOD LMFAOOOO
Rhyming "Neeson" with "threesome" is clearly the result of divine influence, it's just too beautiful
Hey this comment changed my life
my favorite line ✨✨
Liam Neeson's knees, son!
God truly helped out with that one
@@timallenbrown Liam Neeson's Niece's Son Drives a Nissan
one of the funniest parts of this to me is still the fact they knew it was the same creeper instantly as if there aren't any more creepers in the world hahaha
Why did it take me this long to understand “my swords got lvl 3 protection” 💀
**confused twerking**
LOL
LMAO
lol
YES
Felt that
funny to picture them filming this separately literally in different countries
AHAHAHAH great direction on their behalf
Right 😂
smh they filmed this together in minecraft 🙄 when will ya'll learn
@@mountaindewbajablast4794 ikr this is amateur hour smh
@@justruthh right smh🙄
Can't wait til his child grows up and see's this
Yall remember when kurtis and Danny invented music
Danny to Curtis: “what rhymes with 3 some?”
...
Together in unison: “LIAM NEESON”
Kurtis
curtis
liam neeson's knees, son
Threesome is a word don’t write 3 some. Sorry I’m a grammar nazi
@@slamduncan6685 lol sorry it is not too often that I am spelling out threesome
"she's hissing like a demon, i'm in her nether regions" and "hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun" have absolutely no business going so hard im-
You forgot “planks and sticks baby give me a sign”
“Can’t get you outta my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine”
"Ay, let me explode in your cave"
going hard indeed
You’re what? Finish your sentence
Are you ok? Maybe you have Alzheimer’s and forgot what you were doing.
I genuinely want kurtis, drew and danny to make a song together. Please, I want that to happen.
YES
we can't let this banger be forgotten
It never will dont worry
The “she twerking in the cave to get cash” lyric had no reason to go so hard
i hate that i read this comment as that line played
It’s nice to see a healthy poly relationship in today’s media.
Lmao I was thinking the same thing
yayyy!
Ahaha
healthy? she literally blew them both up
@@daddylonglegs3420 ikr like why is everyone just sliding over that
Danny going "She's got a thicc ass." with reverb is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
this song has absolutely no business going this hard
This might be the most R rated Minecraft song yet crafted
Fr
PewDiePie's Mine All Day exists
@@FaissalsAnimation bruh that's not bad at all
Imma need the crafting recipe for this. For person reasons of course..
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t believe drew made a song with Harry styles
best comment !!!
Stupid that is drew gooden
What’s it called
@RYA FITZSIMMONS the drew gooden and Harry styles song stupid
@RYA FITZSIMMONS actually I like nial stupid
This is it folks, we’ve reached peak comedy.
still goes hard to this day
I hope y’all realize that if this wasn’t about Minecraft, this would be on the radio right now lol
Yeah but I wish it was on
No frrr
dont worry
it will
ye if it wasnt this bad LMAO
@Fiona Hagan ur mom not truly Greg
love that the consent was clear and enthusiastic
🤖yes🤖
That's wholesome
we stan the consent kings 😫💖
@@seauqis you stalk them? Okay then.
@@tatsumitatsumi625 hug
1:42 the way Danny says Liam Neeson is so satisfying
What I would have given to be a fly on the wall for this writing room.
Danny: “I’m never. Making a Minecraft song” Dany a day later:...
Ikr lmao
D A N Y
I can't believe how many sexual references you can get from a game about mining
i will forever use "i gotta craft to make you mine" as a pickup line until i die
mammon supremacy
"my sword's got level 3 protection" is my personal favourite
Yeah I'd frick a creeper
"I'm in her nether regions"
you might even say im a minor
I can’t wait to have grandkids so when they ask “what was the music back in your day?” And I could say this was my jam 🎉
1:54 the way the creeper turned away from Danny, while he talk about himself got my soul in another plant lmao.
Damn which one was yours in before? Mine was a cactus
No, the Creeper is actually turning its back because she's turned on
these are unironically some of the smartest lyrics i’ve ever seen
RIGHT!!! it’s well written which is especially tough for a Minecraft parody song lmao
Songs funny and pretty good...but maybe you should listen to some more lyrical hip-hop. It does have better lyrics than most hip-hop these days though...
@@timmybee3669 i do listen to lyrical hip-hop, i’m a big fan of rappers like tupac, biggie and kendrick. i just mean that, considering it’s a minecraft parody song, the lyrics are very fucking smart
except when his sword has protection 3
@@timmybee3669 dude nobody said they were the same as lyrical rappers 😭 of course it’s not the same
I will never recover from “creeper? I hardly know her”
I don't think anyone can.
it will forever live in my head
Same
i love it bc kurt ALWAYS makes that joke so it's perfect
it was so expected yet so unexpected
my dog died a month ago and i genuinely have not felt so much seratonin in that time than right now listening to a song about a polyamorous relationship with a minecraft enemy. thank you danny and kurtis.
0:07 kurtis looks disturbed and danny looks like he's having the time of his life
the fact this is genuinely better than yummy by justin beiber
The sound of a fork in a garbage disposal is better than yummy by Justin beiber.
This song definitely slaps tho
i think everythings better than yummy
Danny made boss own version of Yummy
And the fact that this song doesn’t have people using it for their racist conspiracy theory is definitely a plus
@@zoeishahaha what do you mean?
“Gotta craft a way to make you mine”
DAMN.....Shakespeare’s been real quiet ever since that line dropped.
I would like your comment, but you currently have 69 likes :(
Isn't he dead?
@@noahatwater408 yes.
Maybe cuz he's dead....?
@@chamliyanawaduge7496 not you taking a joke literally
WHO LET THEM COOK TOGETHER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I can officially say I unironically bump this song all the time. At the gym? bumpin it. In my car on the way to work? bumpin it. At a funeral? bumpin it (wouldn't suggest tho i got forcefully removed) RIP jimothy
real
if they dont play this at my funeral, ill be dissapointed
The lyrics are so unbelievably dirty yet so catchy *uncomfortably sings along*
This is what I blast on a stereo when my parents are out
this
@BenOftheWeekiA I- WHO'S COMMENT WHAT?
Same
Same
Wow, the “Famous CZcamsrs being sexually attracted to a creeper” genre is really exploding right now
Phrasing
you mean to say there's more than just Danny and Kurtis?
@Smithson Alexander hes racist and antisemitic so idk if he should be included in with the Normal Gsuy
@@ratclown690 1:36
@@ratclown690 1:44
"Let me explode in your cave" is the one that broke me
"I had so many ingots" makes me cackle everytime 😂
*explosive twerking*
*confused twerking*
This the type of video my parents would’ve yelled at me for watching like 11 years ago
How old are you now?
@@neo-uz7um 21
Understandable
@@BananaSmoothie- me, a 29 year old “hey Siri what’s 21-11??” Doh
@@BananaSmoothie- ya that's probably about right
"Ah sick im in minecraft"
Every living being after turning on minecraft vr for the first time
Trying to craft a way to make you mine??????? Brilliant. Groundbreaking. Astounding. I can't believe I was there when they first aired this on twitch
*danny and kurtis staying on the phone call despite only being a few blocks away from each other*
they just have a like, *really* low render distance on for lag reasons
millenials always on their phone
@Joshua Roehl what is this
“Creeper? I hardly know her” is the most Kurtis lyric ever
YEAH SKAKDOWOD
ㅤ
@@RKOP10 how did you do that
@@RKOP10 #cancelled
@@n0limitmarz ㅤㅤㅤ
The fact that this song goes so hard is completely astonishing and it's been stuck in my head for so many days
"Creeper I hardly know her." is the most Kurtis thing Kurtis can ever say
The hurt in Kurtis's voice when he said "NO I had so many *ingots*"
I had so many eengits :(
ingies😩😩😩
"I can't get you off my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine"
That line is stuck in my head
"but my sword's got level 3 protection" is probably the best thing danny has ever said
SO WE’RE ALL GONNA IGNORE THE REFERENCE TO DIGTOK AT 2:17
I’m not and I glad someone said something about it!
I noticed
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
@@ratverence6767 BRUH ME NEITHER I FEEL DUMB NOW, IVE LITERALLY WATCHED THIS LIKE 6 TIMES LMFAOOOO
OHHH
I’m so glad they found a way to include “I hardly know her.”
well of COURSE kurtis had to say that lol
@@noah.reissmann true lol
He did say that on stream the first time Danny mentioned a creeper.
Can’t wait for Danny’s child to find this song in the future
“i’m in her nether regions” needs to be recognized as the best line ever written into a song
“Mark my words I will never do a Minecraft song”
- Danny last stream
"it’s called a hoodwink"
-Also Danny on Twitter
he pulled an uno reverse card and hazed us this time
1:27
We've been bamboozled ;-;
@@CapybaraEnthusiast71508 Hoodwinked moment
that creeper is definitely a level 3 wizard
Ye
Callback
Og here
@@celestereyes1279 when did he even post that video
Totally.
whys ths song actually slap so hard
unreal. This song cured my dads cancer
The ‘I hardly know her’ is literally only funny when Kurtis does it
Haha so true
I couldn’t believe no one pointed out how the “I hardly know her,” line is one of Kurtis’s iconic jokes and how great it is it’s incorporated into the song.
I think it's because it's super ironic whenever he does it
@@Bung33Boy AND super iconic 😎
@@lilykat. OH heck yes
Nobody talking about the way kurtis said “I had so many *INGOTS* ”
True though
" *EE* NGOTS"
He going so hard on that line XD
probably, but there's so many comments and only seven or so get to the top
@@Mecal21 that’s how I pronounce ingots. “Ee-nguts”
Incredibly R-rated, and I am embarrassed to say that I loved it. Sooo catchy!
Wouldn't it be X rated isn't r rated gore
sometimes i have to just come back to this and rewatch
Real
Danny in the stream a few days ago: “I am never making a minecraft song ever, mark my words.”
He already knew didnt he
He hoodwinked us fr
Lol, yeah
Foreshadowing
Wink, hooded.
smh she’s been so different since she blew up, can’t trust girls no more frfr
all girls are same am i right 🙄🙄🙄
Fr
Still kinda bad tho
Bad girls, bad girls. What you gonna do when they hiss at you.
so true :((
happy 2 years to this banger
These god damn edits of the dancing
mcyt 2020: “i’m in love with an egirl”
mcyt 2021: “i’m in love with a creeper”
PewDiePie did it first 😎😴✨
i need thoses as a remix
@@ordogordo6589 what, say the n word lmfao?
@@jjju3 made a Minecraft song
wilbur and baddie smp collab ??? 😳😳
this bangs
just like danny, drew, and the creeper 😳
Isabelle Wang “drew”
@@rightdress its kurtis 😭
@@maruchancherub1180 naw thats drew im pretty sure
@@twelsh4094 this is upsetting 😤😤
2:37 HELP THIS SCENE
Imagine in 10 years his kid finds this😭😭😭
Twelve year old me would have downloaded it on my mp3 and screamed the lyrics in front of my horrified parents because I didn't understand what they're singing.
💀
EXACTLY
Oh shit
You talking to your mom:"let me explode in your cave"
Your mom: 👁️👄👁️
As a 13 old I can confirm my generation is ruined, we knew the meaning of these lyrics since we were 10