"What? It's called a 'Suicide Mission', so obviously the mission was to suicide! Why's everyone acting like I screwed this up?" - 4 billion credit Cerberus investment
Shepard: "Alright, first there's this Salarian doctor on Omega we should-" Joker: "NO TIME TO UPGRADE NOW WE'RE GOING IN!" (Slams into relay without even triggering it)
Illusive man: shepard I'm sending you to investigate freedoms progress to see who,s abducting the colonists Joker: no time for that were going In Shepard: in where joker? Normandy slams into omega 4 relay Illusive man: who the hell decided to make joker the pilot!!! whoever it is I'm going to throw them into that star behind me
I was that person who didn’t pick up on the numerous hints to upgrade their ship. Hearing Joker shout “no time to upgrade now” is so upsetting to hear!
@@roggonval you can also lose people if you send the wrong specialist for the solo missions (going thru the vents, fixing the door, creating the biotic shield)
I knew exactly where this edit was going from the title, after the starting the Omega Relay approach and i was so not prepared for that sound bit of the metal disc falling 😂😂
You should have the option to go through the Omega 4 Relay at any point in the game and when you do before you are upgraded and ready, this should be the cut scene
You know, I've often wondered what you happen if you entered the relay at the very beginning of the game, because apparently you can. I'm too much of a chicken to find out, but I can’t help but think it would turn out something like this.
The terrifying thing is that this was the reality for many ancient civilizations to enter the omega 4 relay. They arrived and immediately impacted debris, and if they managed to survive then those fucking drones killed them outright. Best part was crash landing on collector base, to which even the AI said there was no intrusion system since no one had ever made it that far before.
You should definitely see the bad ending, where everyone dies. The drama is great however there some place for idiosy too. Though the mission is still completed and you even get to save a game. The Joker in the end is...
In all seriouaness though. This is eaaily my davorite trilogy ever. Mass Effect 2 probably being a top 3 game of all time for me as well. I dont think ive ever replayed a game as much as these games aside from Ocarina of Time.
Really wish this actually happened with no upgrades installed. You straight up crash and blow up. That would’ve been a funny way to end a suicide mission. 😂
@@compmanio36 Yep that was literally me. I had a chance to buy a few more towards the end, but didn't want to kill them, either. I shoulda been friendlier with Kelly.
Illusive man: did a you upgraded the ship ?
Shaperd: *YES I HAVE FISH TANK WITH ALL THE FISH*
... but he forgot the space-hamster
It’s not a TRUE playthrough of ME2 unless you hit the Omega-4 relay with a tank completely filled to the brim with dead fish
Why does the Illusive Man talk like that? 😂
Also, SHAPERD
@@IBAEhrmantrautim so glad they added the fish feeder dont feel like im wasting credits as bad
@@DngrDan His keyboard/touchscreen probably needs to be calibrated.
The illusive man only had $15 for the Lazarus project in this world
And thirteen went for the cigs.
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@@whitewolf5793 so Shepard would still have $2 to upgrade the ship ... if he hadn't paid for the table dancer ...
@@saecula2391 more like he would have 1 dollar and fifty cents for the ship. The other 50 cents went to getting back Shepard.
@@whitewolf5793 That explains the illusive mans reaction: "damn it, wasted a whole 50 cents for nothing"
When you die once and a pro human terrorist group spends billions in assets bringing you back. Shepard: " Wanna watch me do it again?"
😂😂😂😂 YES!! 😊
Yo I can not stress this enough but I laughed way too freaking hard at this 😂
Bruh😂😂😂😂
That is why, Serviceman Cheong, we do not EYE-BALL IT!
Perfect. You win the comment section.
Flawless comment 🤣
This.. 😂
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!
Such a niche joke, but I luled
Never woulda happened had you probed Uranus.
Really, Commander?
But he sure did probe liara's
@@net343 I know I did 🤤
I'll get right on that
@@isaacb7197Meh, maybe for one playthrough. Tari is so much more loveable a character.
Mass Defect
"What? It's called a 'Suicide Mission', so obviously the mission was to suicide! Why's everyone acting like I screwed this up?"
- 4 billion credit Cerberus investment
Shepard: "Alright, first there's this Salarian doctor on Omega we should-"
Joker: "NO TIME TO UPGRADE NOW WE'RE GOING IN!"
(Slams into relay without even triggering it)
Illusive man: shepard I'm sending you to investigate freedoms progress to see who,s abducting the colonists
Joker: no time for that were going In
Shepard: in where joker?
Normandy slams into omega 4 relay
Illusive man: who the hell decided to make joker the pilot!!!
whoever it is I'm going to throw them into that star behind me
The moral of the story is:
NEVER LISTEN TO JACOB
Pretty much.
Straight up chose him to die the second I could lol
Jaja @@Druzhina117
@@Druzhina117i know that people dont like him much but COME ON
Thane- "That may go down in history as the shortest suicide mission ever"
The shortest AND most successful Suicide Mission 😃
I was that person who didn’t pick up on the numerous hints to upgrade their ship. Hearing Joker shout “no time to upgrade now” is so upsetting to hear!
I bet.
@@KravMagoo Yes, but not for long :)
The Illusive Man: Well time for plan B. We're finding a new galaxy to live in.
Andromed:we have kett
Safe you are not
Those ex-Cerberus in that one side mission did.
andromeda ??
@@benmiche2027 Mind Games assignment
Send that Ryder busta to Andromeda
"This may be the worst suicide mission I've ever heard of."
"...But you HAVE heard if it!"
"Shepard, we were able to fully construct almost all of your body but there were parts of your brain that we were not able to repair"
Shephard - "What part exacly?"
Illusive man - "All of it"
Shephard - "I should go"
Ship upgrades are a structural weakness. Shepard Commander does not use them.
>tfw you bought the Normandy from Morlan’s Famous Shop
This one made me giggle snort
YOUR 2 SMALL
@@byeFofiko1 makes me wish we could reply to emails in ME2 😢
That should have happened if you didn’t upgrade
Unironically yes
Short enough option to revert to a save game and reflect on how the f you screwed up like that
@@MrFilbert28🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or if you designed your Femship to look like Karen
@@emil_king8237 🤣
@@emil_king8237 This Femshep drives a Subaru and has an “In this house we believe…” sign on her front lawn.
Illusive man: That's why we made the clone. Next please
It's weirdly comforting to know that a century and a half in the future, even in space, we'll still be hanging lights on pine trees at Christmas.
we aint going to space dont fool yourselve, white people will not even exist in the future, they are bocoming a minority each day passing
Miranda, I TOLD YOU TO NOT INSTALL THE CONTROL CHIP!!
First play through Mordin died and I restarted the game.
I send him back with the crew so he lives my last run I lost 4 people one being garris
@@sadiehunt3970 how u lose people? Just do his respective loyal mission and everyone survive
I never look at play thru suggestions for fear of spoilers. Then Garrus died and I said f*ck that I can't lose my best friend. How do I fix this?
@@roggonval you can also lose people if you send the wrong specialist for the solo missions (going thru the vents, fixing the door, creating the biotic shield)
Mordin not being able to hold the line is foreshadowed by him scoffing at Major Kirrahe’s hold the line speech.
The editing is perfect, TIM's face palm of defeat gets me every time 😂
The Illusive Man: I should have went with Clone Shep.
"We found a pilot you might like. He is one of the best".
I knew exactly where this edit was going from the title, after the starting the Omega Relay approach and i was so not prepared for that sound bit of the metal disc falling 😂😂
Would've been actually awesome if that happened. Because I would've been like "What..." and figure out what ypgrade I forgot
It should happen without the reaper ff
Tim be like, "for bleeps sake..."
The collectors doesn’t even know what hit them
Getting lost in Citadel is certified Mass Effect classic 🤣
"Okay, so who do I have to suicide?"
- Shepard probably
illusive man accidentally sent the clone shepard
You should have the option to go through the Omega 4 Relay at any point in the game and when you do before you are upgraded and ready, this should be the cut scene
That would be funny if this was a legit ending 😂
The hub cap sound... Why the hub cap sound??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂Thought that was real for a sec
Yeah, the hubcap sound kinda gave it away.
Hey as long as the space hamster is okay we be Gucci
The sound of the metal pipe rolling across concrete at the end 😂😂
Jacob.. listen to your balls man.
Good one, Shepard
🤣🤣🤣 way to go Joker...
2 years of work, 4 Billions Credits of Investiment and a upgrade prototype stealth ship lost in 1 minute
That FemShep looks like an axolotl without the head fins lol
Its funny how the suicide mission was a breeze compared to the collector ship ambush.
Man that was rough.
Man this was painful to watch 😂
This is why you listen to the manufacturer recall notices
Trillions of credits wasted on the Lazarus Project!
At least shepard got laid before their untimely death 😂
You know, I've often wondered what you happen if you entered the relay at the very beginning of the game, because apparently you can. I'm too much of a chicken to find out, but I can’t help but think it would turn out something like this.
Shepard obviously upgraded their wardrobe.
We need another resurrection of Shepard and new Normandy SR3
SR2.5 LOL
The last seconds of the video, you see a man realizing he spent billions of credits on one that crashed, 10 seconds into the mission
We're going to get those collectors!
That got me.
I saw it coming, and it still got me.
The terrifying thing is that this was the reality for many ancient civilizations to enter the omega 4 relay. They arrived and immediately impacted debris, and if they managed to survive then those fucking drones killed them outright.
Best part was crash landing on collector base, to which even the AI said there was no intrusion system since no one had ever made it that far before.
I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite ending.
Well, that was really short :D At least they had one last "rollercoaster ride".
Great video edit! ;)
Welp
GET THE CLONE!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dayum, that was quick
Yeah rip
2 years and billions of credits well spent
Should have sent Decker. Just another one of President Davidson's blunders.
hah, love the hubcap sound
come one guys a little adventure 20 minutes in and out!
Normandy after 5 minutes:
*Dwarf Goblin pops up in TIM's room* : "There is
... another Sky...Sky...walker. i mean Shepard"
Man his theme gives me chills every time
Ngl this is hi how my first playthrough went
Joker basically saying: Fuck it! Were going in
That's a better ending than they Gave us for part 3
The hubcap noise😂😂😂😂
I've never tried to go before you get the Reaper IFF, does the game even let you? This should be what happens if you do...
Nope. If you go to the relay before having the IFF, it just tells you about it's history. There's no option to go.
@@randomlyentertaining8287 EDI warnings too.
FemSheps are so fn hilarious.
I can't 😂😂😂 I'm sorry 😂😂😂
The best pilot in the galaxy, ladies and gentlemen
Well so much for that idea
You didnt do jokers unmarked loyalty mission buy the fornax in omega market. Smh
Damn it, Joker
"Oh, shit!"
I have never seen the bad ending to me2
You should definitely see the bad ending, where everyone dies. The drama is great however there some place for idiosy too. Though the mission is still completed and you even get to save a game. The Joker in the end is...
Illusive Man dies of cringe
😂😂 duuuuuude! 😂😂
Most of my team died
At first I was like “What?!” then I read your name’s Jacob so it kinda makes sense 😉jk
@@fleacythesheepgirl haha funny
Zaeed after the mission... probably.
@@stevenstice6683 jokes on you i played it on xbox 360 didn't need the legendary edition
Still a better ending than ME3
Still my favorite game 1,2,& the 3rd one love it
In all seriouaness though. This is eaaily my davorite trilogy ever. Mass Effect 2 probably being a top 3 game of all time for me as well. I dont think ive ever replayed a game as much as these games aside from Ocarina of Time.
Really wish this actually happened with no upgrades installed. You straight up crash and blow up. That would’ve been a funny way to end a suicide mission. 😂
Terrible trip, 2 Stars.
This is canonic ending btw
Well, you deserved it for not tell them to use those 60 UPGRADED PROBES to get some Intel! 🤷♂️🤣😒👍
"Shepard deployed all 69 probes to Uranus, sir."
@@TheCultOfShepard "Oh yes, forgot about THAT🤦♂️...bring me the clone!" 😒😁
xD Excellent short
RIP
Well if Nessie isn't real, then who keeps asking Chefs parents for tree-fiddy???
Is this what happened when you go in with only 4 or less?
When you spend all your credits fully upgrading the fish tank instead…
@@TheCultOfShepard worth it
@@TheCultOfShepard GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FEED MY FISH! I'VE GOT A GALAXY TO SAVE!
@@compmanio36 Yep that was literally me. I had a chance to buy a few more towards the end, but didn't want to kill them, either. I shoulda been friendlier with Kelly.
I'm cracking up and this commet section is not helping.
Was that the sound of a hubcap? 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Is that even a possibility ?
No this is funny edit of real scene
@@pedrip2963that’s insane
also thanks
🤣🤣
Can this happen?
😂😂😂