wayward guide characters ranked by me

This is just my opinion (and a bit of a meme list), so don't take it too seriously. Also, this was the hardest ranking I've ever done because I truly love every single character and there are more than a dozen characters I'd like to have in the top 3.
I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes.
This is also just after the first 4 episodes (and in a way an estimate for the rest of the season) but my opinion might change over time.
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[@hideouscreature8710]

15. you
14. can't
13. rank
12. them
11. they
10. are
9. all
8. special
7. and
6. great
5. in
4. their
3. own
2. way
1. The Mayor

[@orls216]

Yes exactly

[@duckislord7187]

I got to the top ten and hoped Madison was in the top five-
I was not disappointed. She was topped by Mayor Diane and Simper's Choice, but they'd beat anybody.

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

“Simper’s Choice” ... I love that so much

[@meganrohn8854]

Trick question: they’re all the best

[@justaperson9754]

I would like but it’s at 69 likes

[@kiki8792]

Besides that truman bitch

[@meganrohn8854]

@@kiki8792 Yeah no she sucks

[@shannonkenny5074]

"simp's gotta simp" is going on my gravestone

[@nataliedraper926]

If Wallis Gale isn't number one I'm gonna be disappointed ngl
Edit: As I expected Wallis is number one. I am proud. Also "simps gotta simp" is my new motto (I mean I literally spent hours simping for Brosenthal in Discord one time so it fits)

[@eceb4355]

(yeah and we spent hours agreeing w you so)

[@nataliedraper926]

@@eceb4355 As you should! I mean he's amazing and under appreciated so somebody's gotta do it 🤷‍♀️ also just ✨ B R O S E N T H A L ✨ I mean come on how can you not simp

[@ceruleanhearts7604]

god this must've been a hard list to make
although ofc we all knew whod be first. simps gotta simp

[@jazzhands8493]

Wallis Gale better be first or I'm gonna riot

[@cinnominbubble]

I went and kinned Madison Reynolds when she was introduced, and then cosplayed her the week before WG started, so we all know I'm biased here.

[@makenna6064]

there will come a day i don’t laugh at “mine’s desmond” but today is not that day

[@inerciasart]

I NEED Sybilus and Paul to be friends

[@gingersnxpp3627]

Would've switched #1 for #2, but simps forever am i right

[@sparkle_girl_kate]

lyle the water aquatic guy never fails to deliver on the brosenthal content

[@helenak9410]

I CAN'T BREATHEEEEE hhhhh "simps gotta simp" deSTROYED me omg me toooooo

[@myboithomas1085]

How did I just notice that Lesly Stone is played by Sean Astin

[@declanb4796]

i mean sean astin is a pretty small actor he hasn’t been in hardly anything. this is probably the biggest role he’s ever played by far i don’t blame you

[@helenak9410]

@@aleksandramolotchnikova5072 this is lotr erasure hhhhh but honestly i'm gonna guess that declan was kidding lmao

[@Addy0302]

@@aleksandramolotchnikova5072 yes, stranger things. That's the main one and nothing else. Especially not something that rhymes with it...

[@joelatkin1214]

Can’t forget about the goonies

[@marisal48]

Me at 2: "I AM SORRY WHATTTTTTT?????????"
Me at 1: "Ohhhh, okay, we good, we good."

[@carinailao9192]

I love how the only non human character is on top of the majority of the cast.

[@hannahmurdy8902]

As she should

[@banana-xj6yk]

you know what? absolutely valid. let me join you in the art of simping for brian.

[@kmlamb85]

Aww, so much love for Wallis but you put his bff GPS last?!

[@paulkomoroski]

Thanks, Lamb!

[@nataliedraper926]

Honestly I love this video just bc it reminded me who all the characters are lol I forgot half of them 😂

[@LosTrilocos]

If Diane is not first I'll be disappointed. But what is worse - she'll be too.

[@littlecat7128]

I've just understood that Aubrey Dockweiler talking about "kidding about the full moon thing" could mean that in Connor Creek werewolves don't need the full moon to transform. 🤦‍♀️

[@eliasprobably]

i havent watched yet but if number one isnt desmond or sybilus im gonna riot
update: okay yk what, valid

[@yeolivman6987]

this list is absolutely valid and it is no surprise that Brian was number one. But in my god I love Desmond he's my absolute favorite

[@zoefinkelman9112]

stan brosenthal

[@kianalee5375]

I'm gonna sue! Diane wasn't on top!

[@kianalee5375]

Simps gonna simp but Diane's debut deserves better, look at her rocking that outfit!

[@ImTMZ]

I was super confused when it was so early in the video and I see Dylan first in the scene
Plot twist the clip was #29 Lesly Stone

[@zoefinkelman9112]

SIMPS GOTTA SIMP

[@gwenlumandas]

Does the podcast have any influence on your ranking?

[@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy]

No, not really. I’m really bad at listening to podcasts (I need things to be both visual and auditory for me to pay attention) so I haven’t actually listened past episode 1.

[@gwenlumandas]

@@LyleTheWaterAquaticGuy Noted, but a good lot of characterization missing from the show is in there and might change your ranking should you try to listen again! It's learning more about Rita and Helen or extra characters in the cast who only exist audially. TCB has also placed easter eggs aka references to other TCB properties in the podcast too!

[@sophie7780]

honestly i understand that you love brian rosenthal but it is an INSULT that diane is not #1

[@webby5730]

I am offended that the mayor is second, how dare u, jk lol

[@Wyatt_Ali]

Cool stuff

[@bailey_alex]

Carlos Valdes in the top 10! Yes!

[@the_idiot_eris5029]

in the show I adore the priest charectar but to be honest if he existed irl i would hate him

[@andrewhrusovsky9426]

How the fuck is Donny not #1