In russian housholds in the morning: He: "Good bye honey!" She: "Bye love! Both: Each of us has about 50% chance to come back alive tonight. like every day.
umm yeah just drive faster in the rain and snow and those congested intersections just close your eyes and go for it there's never anyone coming out of those blind spots and don't forget to charge through those crosswalks wtfh
Tyre pressure...check Petrol...............check Keys..................check Furry headgear. ...check Bottle of vodka.......check OK let's go for a drive comrades !
Dear Russia, there is this this white stuff that comes down every year, it's called, "Snow" it makes the roads slippery. When you see this white stuff, you should seriously consider driving slowly and with caution. Considering know one has obviously told you this, I thought I'd let you know.
Russia (Moscow only) is a good place to visit but gotta keep in mind two things, don’t even think about going in winter and without a trustworthy local person who knows Russian as the whole region is still trying to get use to the new normal and settling down from the horrible past. An advise by my ex co worker from the former USSR.🤨
Interesting that Russians say " Whoa " just like we do, but this business of turning left in front of oncoming traffic, that's strictly a Russian thing as a rule. And by the way, bleeping out the cusses in a language I don't understand is pointless. They could be saying howdy do or screw you, how would we know anyway?
I've said it before and I'll say it again... the light system is poorly designed, instead of placing them in the corners of the street, they need to design them to hang over the intersection, large vehicles trying to turn left can easily block a light system in the left corner, making it impossible to see by a smaller car to the right of the larger vehicle. Large vehicles should not be allowed to park at intersection corners, as they create blind spots. The payment needs a better defined layout created for lanes, turning vehicles should be allowed to turn first with a turn signal, something these light systems do not have. They could learn something from the USA. Next speed or excessive speed and snow or icy conditions equals accidents. They need to slow down. This jaywalking needs to stop, there needs to be pedestrian lighting with the traffic lights, something else they could learn.
6:18 and 6:38 stupid pedestrians when they go through the wrong place, but when they see that the car has crashed because of them, they run away quickly ...
0.06. ....И сказал барашек белый: «Братец, вот какое дело: Здесь вдвоем нельзя пройти, Ты стоишь мне на пути» Черный брат ответил: «Ме, Вы в своем, баран, уме? Пусть мои отсохнут ноги, Если я сойду с дороги!» ( С.Михалков)
Excesos de velocidad, nulo conocimiento de circulación, nieve y mala construcción de carreteras, peatones desconecen las normas en pasos de peatones y semáforos, tasa de alcoholicas por las nubes, conductores violentos... Etc... Un Caos
Russian from a woman sounds kinda hot. Russian from a man sounds like a full-body dry heave played backwards at half speed. Weird. For reference, 4:32 and 6:25 4:20... anyone else ever put the Northings and Eastings into Google Earth to see where it all went down ? No ? Just me ?
Все проблемы - от скорости.
Узких дорог ,ям , безмозглых водителей , алкашей и наркоманов , коробок автоматов ,и слишком быстрых машин под управлением идиотов .
@@user-oj5nh2sn5x всё верно сказали
@@user-oj5nh2sn5x а что не так с автоматами?
"Hmmm...its snowing, roads are icy wet....think i'll speed"...
I sure wouldn’t want to be a motorcyclist there
In russian housholds in the morning:
He: "Good bye honey!"
She: "Bye love!
Both: Each of us has about 50% chance to come back alive tonight. like every day.
So many blyats. So little time. Rules of Russian driving.....”If you feel like you still in control of the car, you are not going fast enough.”
How is it that people who constantly drive on snow and ice drive like they’ve never driven on snow and ice?
Good point. I wonder the same thing every time I watch these videos
Welcome to Russia in winter! We'll drink some vodka and go find it out!
Фсе, кина не будит, елекртичиство кончилось...
Тоже ржал)
А потом был ролик, где рег воткнулся в троллейбус с рекламой "Первая частная травматология Твери"😄
It amazes me how fast they go in residential areas - they have 2 speeds, stopped and flat out....
or rather, flat out and crashed.
@@truckeemick2486 🤗
The only loser are the insurance companies lol . Vodka for ever 😀😀
Fuck with your vodka, moron.
Long live King Vodka!
@@user-dq3jn6mp2q shut the fuck up idiot
blyat ! forever...
Scrap yards must be doing a fortune over there ! lol
Russian car insurance agents must be the busiest people on the planet..
It's not just bad driving but a lack of common sense!!!!
This is Russia, what common sense ? He was never there. Degenerate country.
It’s called too much vodka
It’s a country called The Three Stooges
This has nothing to do with common sense, this is pure stupidity.
umm yeah just drive faster in the rain and snow
and those congested intersections just close your eyes and
go for it there's never anyone coming out of those blind spots
and don't forget to charge through those crosswalks wtfh
Ice and snow, sod it let's drive at 70 or 80 mph , what's the worst that can happen, 😂😂👍
Wait and listen for the "Bliyad!"
Liza, you are too small for such Russian words! Cover your ears!
Tyre pressure...check
Petrol...............check
Keys..................check
Furry headgear. ...check
Bottle of vodka.......check
OK let's go for a drive comrades !
"Comrade, you drive...
You're too drunk to roll joints!"
“Hey sweetie, lets take a stroll across a busy highway since it’s been snowing” all pedestrians in Russia behave like deer in Kentucky
Are Kentucky deer as endangered as that? That's sad.
8:20 master
Memo to Russian drivers: Red means stop.
What?!
I think the driver's are using the force
Most of these people can’t seem to grasp the concept that you can’t drive as fast on icy, snowy, winter roads as you can on dry summer roads!
Dear Russia, there is this this white stuff that comes down every year, it's called, "Snow" it makes the roads slippery. When you see this white stuff, you should seriously consider driving slowly and with caution. Considering know one has obviously told you this, I thought I'd let you know.
Everyone’s drunk...big surprise! BLYET!!! YOMAD!!!
When the snow in Russia, to drive more fastly and blyat.
Aussie drivers: crap at driving (I'm an Aussie btw)
Russian drivers: Hold my vodka...
You can drive on the Right side, or you can drive on the wrong side.
WTH was that last one all about?! Just jump out of your car and attack the guy pulling up behind you for no reason?😳
The collision shops must really be busy lol.
The reason everyone has a dashcam is because of fraud, but I wonder how their rate of collisions per 100,000 compare to,other countries
Vodka on ice. What could go wrong?
Vodka melts ice.
Ladies and gentlemen another version of Russia smash up derby for your viewing pleasure
Them Russians are just plain crazy!
Absolutely wrong road plan on a high way left lane divers just stop and wait and turn left !
When a video turns out to be about fender benders...
Driving in Russia is demolition time.
🥺 😳 ☠
Russia (Moscow only) is a good place to visit but gotta keep in mind two things, don’t even think about going in winter and without a trustworthy local person who knows Russian as the whole region is still trying to get use to the new normal and settling down from the horrible past. An advise by my ex co worker from the former USSR.🤨
Interesting that Russians say " Whoa " just like we do, but this business of turning left in front of oncoming traffic, that's strictly a Russian thing as a rule. And by the way, bleeping out the cusses in a language I don't understand is pointless. They could be saying howdy do or screw you, how would we know anyway?
We watch it too, blyat
Why are they driving so fast on snow and ice covered roads?
And what's more : speeding and stupidity 🤪 all the time.
"What Russian does not like driving fast"
Lev Tolstoy
You watch an American car crash video, it’s people tapping each other’s bumpers in a parking lot. We can’t compete with this shit.
Hurry to the next red light.
The last but one.....🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I've said it before and I'll say it again... the light system is poorly designed, instead of placing them in the corners of the street, they need to design them to hang over the intersection, large vehicles trying to turn left can easily block a light system in the left corner, making it impossible to see by a smaller car to the right of the larger vehicle. Large vehicles should not be allowed to park at intersection corners, as they create blind spots. The payment needs a better defined layout created for lanes, turning vehicles should be allowed to turn first with a turn signal, something these light systems do not have. They could learn something from the USA. Next speed or excessive speed and snow or icy conditions equals accidents. They need to slow down. This jaywalking needs to stop, there needs to be pedestrian lighting with the traffic lights, something else they could learn.
6:18 and 6:38 stupid pedestrians when they go through the wrong place, but when they see that the car has crashed because of them, they run away quickly ...
I will never understand why the reaction to a potential rear end accident is to veer into head on traffic.
Apparently Russian driver never ever ever look in the mirrors.
... how do Russians deal with a snow swerve.... GO FASTER!
Passenger:
Slow, slow !!
Driver:
I know, snow, snow ...
Surely you do not want to drive soberly on Russian roads! It is better to be half drunk to face that misery.
0:23 What music is that?
Валерий Меладзе - Свобода или сладкий плен
0.06. ....И сказал барашек белый:
«Братец, вот какое дело:
Здесь вдвоем нельзя пройти,
Ты стоишь мне на пути»
Черный брат ответил: «Ме,
Вы в своем, баран, уме?
Пусть мои отсохнут ноги,
Если я сойду с дороги!» ( С.Михалков)
Оу,щет!
Pedestrians in Russia have a death wish !
Puros rusos
Видят на дороги суети даже скорость не сбрасывают
Excesos de velocidad, nulo conocimiento de circulación, nieve y mala construcción de carreteras, peatones desconecen las normas en pasos de peatones y semáforos, tasa de alcoholicas por las nubes, conductores violentos... Etc... Un Caos
역시 러시아형들 노브레이크 시원하게 잘박네
What's wrong with them all?
Looks like they do that by purpose.
I'm gonna start saying
BYLAT!
OR IS IT
BLYAT.
0:18 Jesus fuck...
50% водитей топоры тупые не хрена на дорогу не смотрят
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Almost as bad as US drjivers
Wow, your sarcasm really hurt a little bit. Still, I've survived this long, can't be that bad.
Правил не знают, водить не умеют , только маты ,роготня сплошная
I watch American crash videos and they are lame! Russians do 2 things better than anyone else: rocket engines and car crashes. Go figure.
It’s worse the. Florida
bülett
撞 西
Russian from a woman sounds kinda hot. Russian from a man sounds like a full-body dry heave played backwards at half speed. Weird. For reference, 4:32 and 6:25
4:20... anyone else ever put the Northings and Eastings into Google Earth to see where it all went down ? No ? Just me ?
Right you are !