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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2024
- Cristela Alonzo, Nick Thune, Beth Stelling and more discuss the ecstatic highs and sluggish lows of their drug experiences.
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That acid joke was on point. That riddle would have fucked my head up 🤣🤣🤣
@@thatgirlscrazy 😐😐😐😐
Yeah bro that was hilarious 😂
I took lsd a couple days ago and when I went to for a walk I found this really, really important rock. If I didn't sit on that rock the world was gonna fall apart I sat on that thing for hours. The best part is it was on some random ass neighbors property.
U turn out ok?
peace vibes yeah, better than ever! That night was the last night of my depression!
@@non-ofyo-business3399 nice
peace vibes I'm also constantly looking forward to the future I am more accepting of things that scare me or challenge me. I have this new weird sense of newfound freedom. Like it doesn't matter how old I am or what responsibilities I have it's never to late to learn something new or to change who you are completely. I have a new sense of wonder about the world and I have this motivation to learn everything I can that I didn't have before.
Dude, how did you not get a bad trip?
Jokes on you, man. I can't get contact high, because I'm already high.
Edit: Wow, three likes (one of which is mine), never thought I'd be catching so much love. Keep it up fam.
Lol three likes
Three likes
78th person to like! Welcone fam
@@7991128 appreciate ya fam. Might have to do a face reveal at this rate
No one cares
When they say DRUGS weed is like the last thing I think of lmao where's the crack and pills!?
Vicodyn lol nice name man
SHACOBES123 CRACK tho Bruhh😂😂
@@Shoota5269 yeah man getting high as a fuckin kite
SHACOBES123 if Weed is the last thing you think of, then you’re probably a drug addict.
@@allaroundamazing7007 lmao cool story bro. They said this video was gonna get me HIGH. Some pot is child's play
i just clickbaited myself because i thought watching this video had the power to get me more high than i am
Same.
Better than any joke in this video
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ravindra Sieunarine yo for real. I’ve been fooled.
Same
That was the Best joke ever...
"Don't assume the worst, okay?"
AWESOME!
That smoking in a rush gets me everytime.i take a few big hits and walk out the door and it usually catches up half way to work. Hard to guess the right amount in a rush
Eh just slam five 25mg gummies and walk out then sit at a red light for a few hours watching the clouds as people try not to rear end youre car
I ain’t never did it with the provolone😭😭
Lmao 😂 idk but I feel like children know when your tripping cause my nephew is like 3 and sometimes I come home tripping and he comes out the room and he’s like “Hi pancho” but when I’m tripping he looks at me like “Pancho??” And hell turn his head for a second to look at me and than he’s like “PANCHO!!” And just smiles at me 😂
Cop: How high are you?
Me: No it's "Hi. How are you?"
This shit was funnier then the whole video 😂
@@yfkmike6708 nice pfp
'Now I'm ready for target'LMAO that hurtled a lil
Junie B Rose what’s your Snapchat 🤧
Hurtled
@@Dirtbiker463 you know your getting old when kids slang makes you think wtf?!
Exactly how I felt. I was like damn I'm a crackhead now 😂
yeah I felt attacked when he started out 😂
"What's the begging of end? The end of time? And the beginning and end of everywhere?"
Thanks
The letter E!
"Jesus, is this a group outing!?" 😂
lol
I can relate to the first girl
Dry mouth
Eating
Cops coming
😂😂
That acid one had me rollin. That shit happens too often
The last dude was the best. Has alot of potential, I think he can have a Netflix special in the future if he hustles.
adrianhe wait what’s his name
@@sunlightliquid8420 Noah Gardenswartz
Any one can get a Netflix special 😂😂 most of them are fucking trash
I don’t think a netflix special should be something to be proud about but yeah
Writing this tweet just so I can send good vibes to other people.
I hope you're happy!!
u too
*"I have anxiety that my back might start hurting one day"*
X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D X,D
I love acid
I heard that riddle and It fucked me up man.
Me too
Your profile pictures expresses that 😂
Lucy❤️
Acid is fantastic for watching trees grow.
The 2nd person that girl was cooked
As fuck!
She's the best. I love her standup, she doesn't have to talk about her being a girl to make some awesome jokes.
Beth is awesome!
She’s what a female comedian she be. She’s hilarious.
She's so unfunny it's actually painful
the acid part was so funny cause that’s relatable
It’s hard to get a contact high when u already high
Why do you have the same clip about the lunchables twice
Was just about to ask the same question
In all of these compilation videos comedy central puts out they do a small preview of one of the jokes.
Mason james They got the munchies
Probably got high and forgot it was in there already
It was a longer version as well
Bro that last one had me dying⚰️💀🙅acid really had me thinking about life but if only someone gave me a riddle too🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯
the two ladies singing about the weed card, almost made me dislike weed for like 30 seconds.
for real
same lmao
No cap 😂
I'm sure it's for someone but not me either
Facts
"i aint NEVER did it with the provolone"
Devin Feild’s bit is literally the story of my life hahaha
*is 4/20*
CZcams Recommendations:
Wow. Literally least funny pot jokes. Lol. And I'm stoned.
Rusty Shackleford nah dude those were really funny and i’m stoned
Agreed I bet none of these people even smoked weed
I think they on 2 you rusty 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly
The one bitch was talking about how drinking is better than weed I was like hell nahhh I'm taking bong rips rn 😂
Almost Forgot that last hit off the bong before i left
The second comedian clears her throat like Lorraine from MadTv.
I know she was in mad tv lol
That dude look like Tom Brady lil brother 😂😂
Devin Field is me everyday... About 5 minutes before I have to leave for work I gotta make that decision. To smoke or not to smoke.
The girl in the second clip is so stoned just hear her laugh
Good people lie to doctors for drugs... I always knew I was a good person.
This shit happend to me, when I walked down my street on acid. All the kids came up to me and talked..it was weird, they seemed so wise at the time..they still laugh and wave at me when I see them. It's almost like they knew ':D
*is currently prepping to go to work and takes a massive bong hit.
the fact that I’m laughing at this proves that I’m drunker that I thought
Personally, I can't stand when ppl try to mix music with comedy. But if ppl like it then cool but it's hella cringe for me
Bo Burnham's the only one who managed to do it for me
Look up Bo Burnham or Tim Minchin. The girls on this video just suck at singing and the lyrics aren’t funny
During a comedy routine I can't stand it but comedy music can be great. I highly recommend ninja sex party if you haven't listened to them.
@@saevarito fell yes, I'm not one for music and comedy but bo got me
I hate smoking in a rush like shit cant i drive in peace!!
2:28 omg exactly! signs of a functioning stonaholic
the huge fat milky bong rip for target was the biggest mood i’ve ever felt
Yup 😂 thought it was just me
2:40 I've never resonated more with any statement in my life
That second video gave me second hand embarrassment😂😂☠️
Gotta say the second and third comedians had me falling asleep
“Oh cool now I’m ready for target” LMAOOO me 😂
I do the same thing. I make sure I take a huge rip of the bong or pipe, before I leave the house. The joint goes with me lol🔥🌲💨💨💨💨
The last comedian had me listening. Did the girl know he was tripping. That was a good laugh that was a nice way to end it all. Good Content
2:32, this guy kinda looks like a version of Ben Shapiro that you would buy on sale at the Dollar General
It's just the hair, he looks nothing like Shapiro
Someone got high and put Timmy in Twice.
The funny thing is, there was a white stoner named Timmy who was a senior when I was a freshman.
the last one was the best XD literally me
0:58 I can arrange that 😅
Lol when I'm running out the door oh yeah shit I forgot a big milky bong rip ....know I'm ready for target I feel yeah man lol
This just makes me appreciate the levels in stand up.
Great watch while stoned lols
The last ones the best by far😂😂
I think I'm going to to start choosing who to get high with based on theirs snack options 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole video is just *DUDE WEED LMAO*
Lmao the last one killed me🤣
The rip before you leave is a very relatable thing.
The best was the big dude lunchables...
The acid ones great lol
Getting high before you leave anywhere in my favorite joke 😅😅
2:20 that's me all of the time ..😂😂😂
The last comic was awesome!
I need a part 2, low key almost dropped the jay dying laughing!
Sounds like Beth needed a pint of ice cream on stage
2:40 relatable sooo much
“Now I’m ready for Target, Goood!”
Whose watching this high😁
The guy that has to take a giant bong rip in a rush before he goes anywhere is me except I take a big dab 😂😂
The last one is great!
7:25 “I ate the acid” I know you technically do ‘eat’ acid but that just doesn’t sound right to me
To be fair you can get it in other forms than on a tab.
It did alter your existence dude.
That riddle though. 🤣
That acid joke killed me😂😂😂
420 views 😂 - unbelievable.
Gary O'Neill there isn't even a hundred yet
David Chaffee 648 views now man - what you looking at?
The chic at the begining has clearly never smoked weed
0:05 yes same lol 😂
Upvoted, strictly for the last bit.
Who else is watching and sniffing coke?
Wtf lmao
Fucking best joke 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh WTF
Wait that riddle at the end confused me. I get the joke I’m just too high to catch everything he’s saying, the beginning of end and end of time.....what else lol
Oker31333
What’s at the beginning of “end”,
At the end of “time”
And at the beginning and end of “everywhere”
Lyle Lyle the Crocodile I appreciate you
that last joke was actually fucking amazing lol
hahaha that riddle thing was funny as hell hahahaha xD
I been smoking weed since I was 15 I'm 30 now best years of my life💪🙏
is she laughing or coughing?
It sounds like a throat clearing
Both
@Vicodyn apparently the audience missed the que. Nothing worse than a shitty female comic.
@@lpkojihugyftdrseawawsedrft6941 ❄
All of a sudden I have this hankering craving for some lunchables and buttermilk pancakes with provolone cheese scrambled eggs 😏
That first girl is the first comedian to get me laughin bustin upfor real 😂
Already Too high fo dis shit.. welp lets see where this takes me
“Pothead” is such a lame label
Lmaoooo the last one
why did they clap 1:32 -1:51
Who’s the 2nd comedian? She was pretty funny
AJ Fields for the life of me I can’t remember her name but she has a stand up on Netflix and it’s HILARIOUS
Beth Stelling!! She's got a 30 minute set on The Standups first season on Netflix if you're interested!
Her name is literally behind her.
No she was not.
Chris Roman okay then..
Leonard is great to watch 😂😂
I was high as fuck when he said the beginning of end part i had to rewatch like 10 times lmao
Beth Stelling!!
"Drug stories" bs weed stories.
Lol great video comp
nah but Christela Alonzo has me in tears 😂😂😂😂
Blahh. I cant get weed for my anxiety so some of these jokes are like, damn...
most of these aren’t funny, but that black dude dropped some quality