I bought some Kaiju toys off Ali Express

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • So, it's come to this, huh? I guess I'm doing one of these now.
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    / zagorudan
    Track listing:
    Downfall Theme I (Prediction of Disaster) - Prophecies of Nostradamus stereo soundtrack
    Buy Somethin’ Will Ya! - Earthbound
    UGM no Kyujitu - Ultraman 80
    The Birth of Minya - Son of Godzilla
    Parent Godzilla Comes Ashore - Son of Godzilla
    Godzilla vs. Kumonga - Son of Godzilla
    Battle Against a Weak Opponent - Earthbound
    Ultraman Ace pinch music - Ultraman Ace
    The Place - Earthbound
    Osaka Area - Super Godzilla

Komentáře • 139

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan  Před rokem +82

    Officially the worst video on the channel.

    • @_TheAntagonist_
      @_TheAntagonist_ Před rokem +18

      For what it's worth I enjoyed it. Big fan of the lawless wasteland of bootleg toys. Where but the flea market can you see Batman fighting Elsa?

    • @nylaandrew
      @nylaandrew Před rokem +14

      It's fun. Bootleg merch is good for a laugh. I'd welcome a sequel.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před rokem +1

      Good. Do more. 👍

    • @javiermichel7097
      @javiermichel7097 Před rokem

      The ¨worst video¨ that i enjoyed.
      Thanks for the vid.

    • @OGSuperBerserkerFinalWars
      @OGSuperBerserkerFinalWars Před 11 měsíci

      No it the best review video i see

  • @DwayneFuhlhage
    @DwayneFuhlhage Před rokem +109

    i love janky knokoffs and weird licensed merch. an imperial godzilla i bought at a thrift store for $0.50 is one of my road trip companions

  • @LamangoKaijura
    @LamangoKaijura Před rokem +97

    You can basically TASTE the lead paint chips coming off these things.

  • @TOKYOTOYBANZAI
    @TOKYOTOYBANZAI Před rokem +33

    That stretchy Ultraman Jack is pretty darn great 🤣 Gotta love the bootlegs.

  • @v.m.9198
    @v.m.9198 Před 8 měsíci +14

    I've always loved weird bootlegs more than official toys. The cheap plastic, the mangled english, the creativity(?) of the product...perfect

  • @BurnyToast
    @BurnyToast Před rokem +20

    The moment you started playing the super Godzilla music when that clump scringly is shown, I knew it was gonna be a good day

    • @BurnyToast
      @BurnyToast Před rokem +5

      Just the stinkiest fartiest SNES brass instruments

  • @Cellmate
    @Cellmate Před 10 měsíci +5

    That one at 4:08 gave my body a workout with how hard it made me laugh. There's just no way! I couldn't believe it was real!

  • @nicostud916
    @nicostud916 Před rokem +15

    We shall stan Stretch Ultra-Armstrong Jack

    • @Ryan_Tse
      @Ryan_Tse Před rokem

      Yes, I shwatched him die

  • @mabfuentes8885
    @mabfuentes8885 Před 4 měsíci +3

    "Now you know what Sadola's blood looks like."
    Sadora literally has ice(are they? really? Ice?) coming out of his mouth in UGMMB, when getting headlocked by Red King.

  • @ShinGoji1987Official
    @ShinGoji1987Official Před rokem +12

    Lol I love bootleg figures. They remind me of my childhood days with the imperial Godzilla and their Dinosaur/animal toys. I own a few of those mini Goji figures and some of those weren't too bad and not far from the official releases

  • @mattr75
    @mattr75 Před rokem +7

    Bootlegs can be quite amusing

  • @Cdr2002
    @Cdr2002 Před rokem +4

    Thank you for making me not feel alone being not caught up on newer Ultraman shows

  • @KeenEyeStudios
    @KeenEyeStudios Před rokem +6

    Nice. You got some real collectables on your hands.

  • @scado5679
    @scado5679 Před rokem +4

    You know what, that rubbery Jack might actually be a good office toy

  • @jackal27
    @jackal27 Před rokem +5

    Hell yes this was awesome and I would love more. I buy these sometimes for my kid and it’s always a hoot seeing what shows up lmao

    • @jackal27
      @jackal27 Před rokem +3

      Oh and also, as someone who fucking hated Trigger, Decker is great.

  • @mabfuentes8885
    @mabfuentes8885 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "They're both corn cobs."
    No. Sadora is actually a corn dog mixed with a lobster.

  • @dinoxels
    @dinoxels Před rokem +4

    Ali express is certainly a zany location

  • @ungeekmas4003
    @ungeekmas4003 Před 5 měsíci +1

    3:55 When I bought that lot I thought that figure was based on the Godzilla of the Heisei era XD

  • @LightningZetton
    @LightningZetton Před rokem +2

    Nice toys you got. Honestly the toys they have there are decent like upscaled spark doll figures and small scale taller figures to be in scale with spark dolls, I do like the giant figures of Ultraman they have like they took the spark doll and upscaled it to be as big as an X plus. Nice video tho

  • @mgkiryuu
    @mgkiryuu Před rokem +2

    I am with ya, I don't really get a lot of figures no more. If I do, it is the Gashapon size stuff. They don't take up much room. The figure with the terribly placed eyes is like creepypasta nightmare fuel.

  • @markaes
    @markaes Před rokem +1

    My son loves those KO first plastic kaiju guys. He has no idea who ultraman is (nor do I really) but we bought 20 of the bad guys for cheap and he makes up his own characters and plays with them all the time. Quality isn't all the bad compared to the stuff I grew up with in the 70s.

  • @TheBoringTiger
    @TheBoringTiger Před 7 měsíci

    4:12 it has a penguin face! Omg I love your descriptions of these faces “clump scrigly”

  • @wateralien
    @wateralien Před rokem +3

    Fun fact: That stretchy Jack bullshit is actually a series
    It has a lot of monsters too, somehow they have Aboras, Chandlar, a Gokinezula for some goddamn reason and a lot others. I have some myself (Sadora, and a Ghostron
    I find this series actually pretty good and I don't know what crystal Tsubaraya snorted to actually liscense it and make it an official Ultraman product

  • @andrewmurray1430
    @andrewmurray1430 Před rokem +3

    big fan! but why does the backdrop look like an extreme close-up on the side of a hairy arm?

  • @mabfuentes8885
    @mabfuentes8885 Před 4 měsíci +1

    1:23 Myth-accurate Sadora be like:

  • @GojiraMan
    @GojiraMan Před rokem +1

    8:07 the music fit so we'll to this figure it makes me laugh so hard
    I miss Clump Scringly

  • @johnxina5633
    @johnxina5633 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Okay so those mini Godzilla figures are suppose to be a knock off of the blind bag mini figures I believe neca put out back in 2014. I remember seeing the blind bags for sale next to the check-outs at Wal-Mart

  • @narwhallord
    @narwhallord Před 5 měsíci +2

    3:36 me when sh figure arts gomora

  • @Monsterreviews1217
    @Monsterreviews1217 Před 11 měsíci +1

    3:00 these are knock off Neca minis from their blind bag set.

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman Před rokem +4

    what Gundam is that, the Ver. Anime? I would've suggested building the Beyond Global maybe if it's a model kit.
    Also you're missing Char's Zaku to complete the essentials

    • @ZaGorudan
      @ZaGorudan  Před rokem +6

      I'm absolutely not a model kit guy. I got this figure for 30 bucks at a Walgreens, lmao.

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 Před rokem

      It's the Walgreens tie-in version. A companion of the Walmart Zaku II.

  • @Godzillaman566
    @Godzillaman566 Před 7 měsíci

    The 1954 figure has another set of toes on top of the already existing ones

  • @lilbabyman666
    @lilbabyman666 Před 11 měsíci +2

    How cam you possibly look at a muto and think "Cloverfield"?

    • @ZaGorudan
      @ZaGorudan  Před 11 měsíci +5

      James Rolfe said it once and people have been parroting it ever since.

  • @sashaplay7082
    @sashaplay7082 Před 3 měsíci

    Now you are an official gigachad sigma

  • @Goji_Davezilla
    @Goji_Davezilla Před 5 měsíci

    “C## blast” got me dying💀

  • @user-fy2js6os3c
    @user-fy2js6os3c Před měsícem

    I NEED THAT STRECHY ULTRAMAN JACK FIGURE

  • @デストロイア
    @デストロイア Před 20 dny

    I have a bootleg Godzilla the Ride Goji.
    Its actually pretty good. Just like the bootleg Vinyl Pacific Rim Kaiju. Its sculpt is a bit faded and the paint is meh. But still accurate and good.

  • @godzillapark9075
    @godzillapark9075 Před 2 měsíci

    5:23 the white arms are technically not the fault of the bootlegers, those small figures are based off WizKids mini-figures by neca it was a blind bag the containers figures and for some odd reason the fem MUTO had white arms

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před rokem

    That last one is the best Gajziller

  • @TorterraJayeon
    @TorterraJayeon Před 9 měsíci

    Thanks to you I end up referring to Godzilla as “Goj” often

  • @Crembaw
    @Crembaw Před rokem +1

    I got a clear white and blue Tokyo SOS Godzilla at Comic-Con a decade ago if anyone wants it.

  • @InadButters
    @InadButters Před rokem

    Out of the entire Monsterverse the Skull Crawlers and Mutos are the only original kaijus and that's why they are unique because they aren't fanboyed over

  • @jacksonknightproductions8697

    Hey, Trigger is a good show.

    • @ZaGorudan
      @ZaGorudan  Před rokem +2

      I infer I don't like it in two more consecutive videos, so prepare yourself.

  • @RyanParreno
    @RyanParreno Před rokem +1

    I actually wouldn't mind if you talked about your kaiju toys in future videos

  • @maxzero3647
    @maxzero3647 Před rokem +1

    Jake Nii-san someone save Jake Nii-san

  • @kailemsandborg9933
    @kailemsandborg9933 Před 3 měsíci

    So those Ultraman Cards are Legit. There sold exclusively in China. The main box itself that contains the packs has the Official Tsyburaya sticker on it

  • @moai6617
    @moai6617 Před 7 měsíci

    bro knows everything 💀💀🗣️🗣️

  • @trexboy269
    @trexboy269 Před měsícem

    I actually kinda like the sadola figure

  • @CheddarTheFrawg
    @CheddarTheFrawg Před 4 měsíci

    Yeah bay be

  • @timbrueggemann6084
    @timbrueggemann6084 Před 6 měsíci

    That's last Godzilla would make a great gorgo base

  • @JDPlaysMoth
    @JDPlaysMoth Před 7 měsíci

    This is amazing, ten out of ten, now I want a stretchy Godzilla bootleg and cheap Gamera ripoffs lol

  • @thesteelsquid863
    @thesteelsquid863 Před 6 měsíci

    My favorite ultraman moment was when Sadola approached ultraman for a fight, but ultraman just stared at Sadola in silence for ten seconds befote stretching around him and suffocating him like a fucking boa constricter

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 Před rokem

    The extra eyeball is very Shin Godzilla. XD

  • @nathanchannel1895
    @nathanchannel1895 Před rokem

    there are also some good bootlegs, one of which is the exx drawing mold brand, great toys, legend creation, etc. So my suggestion is for shf, that's what I mentioned earlier for the most sofubi, the Jinjiang toys or the BARGBK ones

    • @Dr79091
      @Dr79091 Před 8 měsíci

      Hi friend, where do you get the bargbk figures or do you have more information about it?

    • @nathanchannel1895
      @nathanchannel1895 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Dr79091yeah I bought it at the mall near my house, yes, in this country bootleg goods are coming in. Yes, my country is Indonesia, so I have a collection of original and bootleg Godzilla and Ultraman. Oh yes, I bought it because it was rare, so I bought the figures that I bought, Gomes, Golza, Super COV. Yes, they released the Bandai version in 2009, but there is one more thing that has to be differentiated, namely when you take off the tail, you can see that it's not Bandai. I'll make a video later on how to tell the difference. the cool and original one

  • @MrCaLdErOn7
    @MrCaLdErOn7 Před rokem +1

    4:42 what did you say

  • @grantwoodell5575
    @grantwoodell5575 Před rokem

    Interesting, a while ago I ordered a neca shin godzilla figure off AliExpress, (because everywhere else had it in the $90+ dollar range), I found it for $25 and I decided to take my chances, 2 weeks later and it arrives in its box, not a bootleg, and not a scratch on it!

    • @grantwoodell5575
      @grantwoodell5575 Před rokem +1

      It really just depends on the person you buy from, remember, there are scammer on every website.

  • @user-xi3zg9hc4p
    @user-xi3zg9hc4p Před 11 měsíci

    I died laughing when you said goj and godj

  • @user-xi3zg9hc4p
    @user-xi3zg9hc4p Před 11 měsíci +1

    7:33 reminds me of varan

  • @blockycraftpartyplayz7015
    @blockycraftpartyplayz7015 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I found so many knockoff ultraman toys for like 5 dollars on aliexpress it’s so weird

  • @ricardodavis4730
    @ricardodavis4730 Před rokem +1

    I was squeezing a bottle of ketchup when you were describing the gross sensation of the rubber Ultraman........yuck.....

  • @Sir.Felix1590
    @Sir.Felix1590 Před rokem +1

    If i would do this after a bit i would brun it

  • @rickytoddbotelho9555
    @rickytoddbotelho9555 Před rokem +1

    Ali express is great for crafty crap 👏 😀 👍

  • @manuelaxolot4945
    @manuelaxolot4945 Před rokem +1

    i think he like trigger :)

  • @tutorialesdepredadorhunter

    oh shit oh fuck a gundam

  • @Tarokun874
    @Tarokun874 Před 7 měsíci

    3:08 😂😂😂

  • @alixsprallix
    @alixsprallix Před 7 měsíci

    great video

  • @ajclements4627
    @ajclements4627 Před rokem +1

    I’ve been wondering if Ali Express was legit or not, now I know.
    I think I’d still buy a few though.

  • @marleyansonbaranda5512
    @marleyansonbaranda5512 Před 11 měsíci

    The second won is kina cool

  • @ginay715
    @ginay715 Před 9 měsíci

    Zagorudan,the Ultraman doll loses color easily.

  • @brucesnow3901
    @brucesnow3901 Před rokem

    Sadora looks the best one

  • @therandomsaiyajin
    @therandomsaiyajin Před 2 měsíci

    Gigan with hands is fucking CURSED

  • @pumpbigid6065
    @pumpbigid6065 Před rokem

    2:22 facts

  • @blackdragon5274
    @blackdragon5274 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The background looks like hairy skin

  • @Nahan_Boker94
    @Nahan_Boker94 Před rokem

    That strechable ultraman is so cursed lol

  • @granthardaway9185
    @granthardaway9185 Před měsícem

    i have bootlegs because i'm poor 😢 and i also watch the wikizilla gigan video 100 times

  • @SimpleGuy10
    @SimpleGuy10 Před 3 měsíci

    I got a AilExpress ad 😭

  • @zeeeeroin9981
    @zeeeeroin9981 Před 6 měsíci

    Cute

  • @Nah_bro0
    @Nah_bro0 Před 8 měsíci

    Funny thing is I actually like aliexpress

  • @JawshMeh
    @JawshMeh Před 2 měsíci

    I don’t even buy figures, Im poor…

  • @user-ur9hdima
    @user-ur9hdima Před 7 měsíci

    Nothing to do! It turns out that Ali Express is also in America! (I thought only in Russia)

  • @gamingwithjon8326
    @gamingwithjon8326 Před 6 měsíci

    sid is that you? 4:20

  • @alexisislas-gonzalez5991
    @alexisislas-gonzalez5991 Před 9 měsíci

    He he he whatsa you buying

  • @TripodProduction12
    @TripodProduction12 Před 8 měsíci

    9:12 what is the name of the music in the backround?

  • @KenverseProductions
    @KenverseProductions Před rokem

    Hey zagouHey ZaGorudan i found some Bandai ultraman toy battle pack is only found from china but at least we have ebay as this is official and is not fake

  • @SomeDumbassOfTheWeek
    @SomeDumbassOfTheWeek Před 7 měsíci

    i mean got my hiya toys godzilla on ali express sooooooo

  • @TheJAWSarchives75
    @TheJAWSarchives75 Před 7 měsíci

    I know Ive heard you voice before
    But I can’t remember where

    • @SHE3N
      @SHE3N Před 6 měsíci

      Wikizilla

  • @Baryonyxguy8
    @Baryonyxguy8 Před 6 měsíci

    5:18 ain’t they technically siblings,…..

  • @micahfuqua
    @micahfuqua Před rokem

    There’s no Godzilla only Ultraman toys on aliexpress💀💀💀

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 Před 10 měsíci

    6:11 totally not blazar

  • @mmargosa1986
    @mmargosa1986 Před rokem

    I've seen sh monster arts on Ali express but I don't know if it's a scam or just real

  • @skibiditoiletvman
    @skibiditoiletvman Před 7 měsíci

    GOJ 😆🤣

  • @ZillaGamerYT
    @ZillaGamerYT Před 8 měsíci

    Are you one of the people from wikizilla

  • @Oliver_Fan-i7p
    @Oliver_Fan-i7p Před 7 měsíci

    Bro the second one i have that and its basically Dogshit

  • @user-qm7nj2oi8q
    @user-qm7nj2oi8q Před 5 měsíci

    sadora not sadola

    • @ZaGorudan
      @ZaGorudan  Před 5 měsíci +1

      The Ultra Series™ is not one you should be trying to correct the spelling of monster names for considering Tsuburaya themselves can't decide. R's and L's are switched around in translations of Japanese names thanks to a quirk in the language anyways. If I called it Sadora I'd be getting a comment telling me it's actually Sadola so I can't win either way.

  • @alexanderrugerio6904
    @alexanderrugerio6904 Před 7 měsíci

    Is a.goofy boofy monsters

  • @GabrielBroehm
    @GabrielBroehm Před 2 měsíci

    :3

  • @Deinowharf
    @Deinowharf Před 6 měsíci

    Your background looks like body hair wtf

  • @Hobzilla0903
    @Hobzilla0903 Před 10 měsíci

    yeah mate godzilla 2014 was shite. might aswell call it 10% godzilla

    • @ZaGorudan
      @ZaGorudan  Před 10 měsíci

      Not sure who you're yeah-mating to because I don't recall ever reflecting that sentiment in this video.

  • @Heisei_godzilla_the_king
    @Heisei_godzilla_the_king Před 2 měsíci

    Wtfff

  • @elizabethn2292
    @elizabethn2292 Před 8 měsíci +1

    😒

  • @samwit7804
    @samwit7804 Před 6 měsíci

    Cut your nails!!!!