NO ONE LIKES HARRY POTTER
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A Harry Potter YTP/CZcams Poop. Harry Potter returns for another year of Hogwarts to be continuously tormented by his fellow students and even the Hogwarts teachers. Later on through the horrific year at Hogwarts Harry learns of a plot to have him murdered by Snape. Will Harry Potter survive?
MUSIC
Audiomachine - Wars of Faith
• Audiomachine - Wars Of...
You and I Unfulfilled Feelings
• You and I, Unfulfilled...
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Goddamn this is hilarious great work man! This ytp really creates its own universe it’s awesome.
Thank you very much!
Wtf this vid is 2 years old and you pin a comment from 3 days ago... man u watch comments
Why not?@@toxicpvp5529
JClayton 1994 does Dumbledore end up killing Harry in your upcoming video?
@@JClayton1994 When you publish the new Video? Cuz I'm so excited!! :))
*_*Harry gets knocked off his broom_**
Hagrid: *YAAAYYY*
Wouldn’t you do the same?
Bloody briliant!
Dumbledore: Alister You must be the one to come INSIDE HIM.
Alister: I can do that.
Well people where Quick to spell-police this dude
Well did
@@atsushiko no it's Alister
Alastor you fucker
INSIDE HIM.
Shape just pulls out a gun and shoots him 5 times. Lol.
“Is he all right”
“Who cares”
*Snape not Shape, just saying
I am Shape?
*COCK*
Later during the duel, Harry shoots at Snape but he blocks.
Severus Snape wooooohhhooooo
Severus Snape *But what shape?-*
Next one should be Voldemort likes children.
'I can touch you now'
Lol
😓
Thank you for the suggestion.
LMFAO Next Video will be that for sure
i laughed way too hard at that
"It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!"
"Jinxing the broom?!... BLOODY BRILLIANT!"
"SEXY AUROR!"
I'm here because Dumbledore kissed me; end of story, goodbye, the end.
Mr. Benzedrine
any qustions?
any questions?
any fucking questions?
3 Sir
Lyer
When it comes to sex, I believe in a practical approach
That ending battle with Snape and Harry was epic
Epic battle was epic
Flipside Gacha haha
I loved the part where Harry was spamming fireballs
the fireball
_f i r e b a l l_
“I can teach you how to fart.”
-Snape
"I can teach you how to FuCk BitCheS" - Same dude with a greasy hair.
I can teach you how to LiE.
I can teach you how to torture *Harry Potter*
Lollll
Why Snape is the most feared teacher at Hogwarts:
Moody: "Any questions?"
Hermione: "Three sir"
Moody: *"Liar!"*
I BELIEVE IN A PRACTICAL APPROACH!
WEASLEY! STAND!
1:00 "Let me introduce you to the newest member of our staff...
Hoh...Hoh...Slughorn"
"Aaaah"
slugporn
Horace Slughorn
Aaaaah f you harry!!
@@matthall3077someone didn't watch the video...
"Im here because Dumbledore *kissed* me."
End of story
@@TigerBonez Goodbye
@@ashwinraj5826 The End.
TigerBonez2020 any questions
ANY QUESTIONS? ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?
I feel so bad for Harry. The poor under-7 year old did nothing wrong. I’m guessing they’re all death-eaters.
DonutLover Gaming ikr. They are so mean :( i cant believe they done dis 2 him
Aren't the both of you just adorable haha =3
He is 11 not 7
@@jhinabloomingflower807 am i adorable too?
@@williambarnett8566 you obviously didn't pay close enough attention to the ytp.
Even though nobody liked Harry, he and Ron still looked at each other in concern when Moody said he believed a practical approach to Defense Against Dark Sex.
And it was while writing this that I realized that Defense Against Dark Sex was an acronym for DADS.
I think it's the other way around: DADS is the acronym for Defense Against Dark Sex.
@@Matihood1 Probably how it works. Not trying to be sexist, but biologically, male bodies are better made for fighting, and in turn, defense, and hence, defense against dark sex.
Ahahahah pls DADS😭😂
8:40 He's a cheat! He's not even seven yet.
XD XD XD
If their age is on the clock...
That was a flawless edit
@@GrislyMaple1646 yes
I loved that part lol
Basically if everyone treated Harry like the Dursleys treated him.
Maybe i mean probaly before he even went to Hogwarts
*Justice*
the ending is just a copy of Return of the Jedi XD
This makes Voldemort look like he’s the guardian child to harry
“When it comes to sex I believe in a practical approach” the look on his face was priceless 😂
*WARNING*
dont watch this while eating or drinking you will choke by laughing
Literally almost died because of this.
Always read the comments section first, kids.
It's True!
i learned the hard way
UP!
Or brushing your teeth...
Tfw a ytp parody video has a better fight scene between Harry and Snape than the actual movie
M3phistos Cafe It’s not meant to be a real fight though.
M3phistos Cafe it’s like a boss battle
Thy face when
Exactly
Fireball
Hilarious as it gets, this movie is actually REALLY brooding and dark if u think about it seriously.
Harry is shunned and mocked everywhere he goes, is made fun of by EVERY SINGLE teacher, and even got raped by one (Moody). That he caught the Snitch was a real disappointment to everyone, and everyone cheered when he met his demise.
Many deaths have went unnoticed throughout the film. For the record, Hagrid was burned alive in his own shack if you guys didn't know that. Lockhart was shot dead by Snape, and Moody will eventually die because of constant malfunction. That's true dedication from JClayton!
Rotten Tomatoes: 98%
Consensus: Dark, complex and unforgettable, No one likes Harry not only succeeded as an entertaining novel film, but also a thrilling crime saga.
CRITIC ALERT
Like Mildred Hubble....but worse, way worse.
great review I would say 5*
The Anti Social Brat MAD HAGRID
i think ron got raped as well
"Give us a kiss."
*class watches in disbelief*
LOL
Including Ron himself xD
😂😂😂
They should’ve put the bit in where Draco was looking at the spider and then just kept that still frame so he looked horrified at Moody snogging harry lmao
“I’m here because Dumbledore kissed me, good bye, end of story”
*wow*
**Harry hangs onto his broom for dear life**
**McGonigal and Hagrid cheer on his imminent death**
"Snape is jinxing the broom!"
"That's bloody brilliant!"
ROFL
barbaro267 McGonagall..... one year without anyone noticing, wow
nope
Kelly Styles ?
He copyed
0ops who?
11:39 Malfoy doesn't look happy about Harry's death
#Drarry
Official B.K. He secretly loved him
Because he was gay for Harry
He wanted to be the one to kill him.
start of a love story
What about:
‘There won’t be a child in this world who doesn’t HATE HIM’
‘ Precisely Minerva, don’t you think it would be better if he grew up WITH all that?’
-Harry Potter and Philosophers Stone
That would be funny 😂 😂😂
"fuck you Potter"
"thank you sir"
i chOKED ON MY DRINK xD
XLucyX saME XDD
XLucyX ME TO😂😂😂
Press 2..
XLucyX ik hahahaahahaha😂😂😂😂😂 fuck you potter 😂😂
Lol
2:00 This is basically Snape's dialogue anyway.
"He's a cheat!"
"He's not even seven yet"
But fr tho, imagine if this was actually Harry's life. Depressing shit.
Already is most of the time.
@@typo1345
Yeah but at least Harry has plenty of people on his side. Ron and Hermione, the Weasley twins, Hagrid, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, Moody. And spoiler alert:
Snape was secretly on Harry's side.
Basically all of the Order of the Phoenix was exactly that lmao
Does anyone feel like the Harry and madeye part was abit too far?
@@sociallyineptspider-man2366
Yes it was too far. It was rape and paedophilia.
12:30
*audience cheers*
Snape: Silence!
*audience goes quiet*
Snape: coCk
*audience cheers*
Snape: Silence!
*audience goes quiet*
Snape: cOck
*audience cheers*
Snape: cOck
*audience gets louder*
Snape: cOck
*audience gets loud*
Snape: C U N T!
*audience goes dead silent*
Snape: cOck
*audience cheers again*
LMFAO
Snape will always be our Lord. Also,
Cock.
It's how you know you're watching a JClayton video, lol
IKR 🤣🤣🤣
@@JargonMadjin his signature
Spike 32 WOOOHHOOOO
Lockhart: *gets brutally gunned down*
Hermione: Do you think he’s alright?
*Snape shoots Lockhart six times*
Hermione: Do you think he's alright?
Me: *Dying of laughter*
Ron: YeAH sURe
Nineth time...
I wonder if J.K Rowling has seen this video?
Hope to god not
I hope to Arceus yes.
She wrote a book loosely based on this
she should
@@F3105_ Really? What's it called?
The part at 10:14 where Snape is casually using the very same wand movement to deflect everything Harry is throwing at him always has me in hysterics!
Within the first 15 seconds "POTTER IS AN IDIOT!"
I had to pause from dying of suffocation from chronic chuckling
Kettz I agree
Was you' stoned ?
Kettz 0:23.,"Potter is a fukin piece of shet
Kettz Mate, just you wait 'til you see all his other ones. You won't even last 5 seconds.
Kettz, you must be the one to kill harry
I actually felt bad for harry.
The original story wants
Same
yeah makes u think harry comes back to kill everyone in revenge
LIAR
Fuck him! He's too soft for his own good!l
When you realize that 10 years of cupboard prison was better than traumatic and dangerous life in Hogwarts
Plot established in title, video follows title very closely and effectively. Incredibly effective line splitting with few irrelevant tangents. Unaltered lines still managed to be used effectively. Visual editing done sparingly but effectively. No dumb ear shattering.
9.9/10 YTP. Deducted .1 for just slightly too much repeating with Moody.
Yeap while I don't usually mind repetition and "sus" jokes, it easily gets too long really fast.
I don't usually like the repeating either, but I laughed my whole family awake at this one. He starts off an actual sentence, and then just turns to aggressive gibberish like that. Also Hermione shouting; ''STOP IT!!!'' caught me off-guard.
You don't decide
I give it 9/11
Still the highest quality YTP my eyes and whole being have experienced
A hilarious yet tragic story of a young boy who was hurt and distraught from a young age, made an example of in one of his classes, repeatedly escaping murderous attempts on his life and shunned so much by society he has an assassination put on him and courageously fights said assassin in pure honour but only to his demise as the world celebrates his death.
This film written, directed and edited by "JClayton 1994" is a first of many great films to be shown in 2017 and is a great sign for movies to come.
Overall I would rate this film 17/9.44 Bee movies and anticipate a well worked squeal to this comedy/tragedy.
Haha!
JClayton 1994 so good
Dylan Davies YEAH
Aden P Gaming 😂😂😂
The Matrix Uploaded only to get punched off the top of a tall tower.
Snape: "Silence!"
*everyone goes quiet*
Snape: "Cock..."
*cheering*
😂😂😂
Im dying😭
The game that Snape played with everyone is called "C**k & C**t” XD
Rules: if someone says "C**k", means u go crazy & if someone says "C**t”, means u have to be silent. XD
Guys my Moody keeps on crashing , should i buy a new one??
*yes.*
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
Plug him in and out, mine did the same thing before I tried that
No it's an issue with the software not hardware. You need to reinstall your antivirus and run a fresh scan. It should remove any bloatware or viruses. You might want to run a defrag program too, just in case.
Put him in rice.
The part where uncle Vernon said justice after seing the news report about Harry dying was hysterical! The sentence mixing is really well done throughout. It seems like you've developed your craft pretty well.
I actually felt sorry for Harry when he kept saying "no" so desperately against Snape.
I thought I was the only one who felt bad for Harry in this vid.
"FIREBALL"
*Hagrid's house on fire* :D
Taytoutay RIP Hagrid
I love how Harry just pulls out a gun and starts shooting after that
JaffaCakeJessica Snape can still block it XD he can block anything
What’s more funny is that the scene is shown hagrid trying to blow away the fire in his beard eventhough it’s clearly from different scene
"Alistair Moody has stopped working" 😂
wildley007 I have stopped working.
Alternate title: everyone trying to kill Harry for thirteen minutes and when they’re not they’re roasting the 💩 out of him
6:25 - Anyone else notice how Ron's sitting next to Harry while kissing Mad-Eye Moody, meaning there must be two Ron's, lol.
I never realised it until i saw this comment 😅😅
Oh I see 😂
Me
The fight scene was the best
Why is no one talking about it. It is actually well done and sad...
i was waiting for potato spell
He's a cheat! He's not even 7 yet!
That gets me every time.
To be honest, I'd say that the Mad-Eye rape scene is probably the most clever rape scene I've seen in your videos. The fact that this one was during class made Ron's "Bloody hell!" really appropriate. xD
And then afterwords, the video cuts to Malfoy saying, "Why so tense Potter? I fucked my father."
"Yuck!"
Very nice. xD
10:30 when professor dumbkedore says that Harry Potter was murdered by Severus snaps and everyone cheers, look at one of the camera angles and you will see all Slytherin so cheering, whilst Draco Malfoy is sulking and looking sad and all that's priceless 😂
Lmao that's amazing g drarry at its finest
I wonder what moment that actually was in the movies. It's been a long time since I actually watched the films. :D
So im not the only One who noticed am i? xD
@@donnaquixote7538 Dumbledore talking abt stayin strong and defeatin voldy and stuff but its in the sixth movie so Draco has already joined U-K-Who and is just like: what is My life
“I’m your new defence against the dark sex teacher”
0_0
Please don't turn into a repeat YTPer who just repeat 2 second clips they're the worst
Sheena1234ization I agree, I loved this CZcams poop... but the repeat stuff isn't funny unless your already laughing
Sheena1234ization the only repeat part i found funny was moody repeating the same line because he didnt reply to anyone and the alaster moody has stopped working was gold at the end xD
defence against the dark sex teacher
is that good or bad??
“Alastair, you must be the one to COME INSIDE HIM...”
~Albus Dumbledore~
I can do that
Don’t let him know, though.
"I am your new defense against the dark sex teacher"
I know what's on my to-draw list today.
I'm only in like 20 seconds and I can tell this is gonna be good...
Emperor Palpatine it's treason then
"Potter is a piece of meat!"
XD
Dewit
Emperor Palpatine
"You are my only hope, Potter!"
Except it's Harry Potter, not Star Wars: it's treason, then.
Me: “This is the greatest thing I have ever seen!”
Dumbledore: “I agree.”
2:20 Holy shit hahahahaha
Du hier? lmao
hahhah du hier
Der allerechte
Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist then how do you explain this video?
Checkmate!
CheesePieWithChips what does this video have to do with atheists or god?
CheesePieWithChips it was made by someone......WHO IS A GOD
Meaning JClayton is God.
PENISES!
6:23 why is ron at the back of the class when hes supposed to be making out with moody?
Tushar Sundarka
That’s his conscience staring at him like “wtf are you doing”!??
oml true lmao
Mcgonogal:Potter is an idiot
Dumbledor:I agree
Mcgonogal:Potter is a piece of meat!
Dumbledor:I agree
Mcgonogal:Potter is a monster!
Dumbledor: I agree
I didn’t continue bc I got lazy
McDougal: Potter is a piece of shit
Come on bro you were so close to the best one!!!
Potter is a blithering idiot
I love the subtle “shut up seamus” at 7:00
written and directed by severus snape
“Scared Potter”
“SHUT UP!”
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
JustANormalCatOwner
*U mean ‘lol’?*
First ever YTP about harry potter in 2017
Sergio Pepe k sorry if i make you mad
+favreu fadel putra ramaditya IMMM TTTRRRIGGGGGEERD
Riley Flakemore lol :)
+favreu fadel putra ramaditya
:)
Let us beg that it will not be the last.
*3:22** OH NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T... 😂😂😂*
10:15 Professor Snape can block ANYTHING!
Including...
Cock.
Also SIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEENNNCCCCEEEEE
This is probably the most quality one i've seen on this channel so far
There needs to be a part two
This needs to be a Series.
He's dead already
@@donHanzo umm no... Are u sure u watched till the end?
@@Autr1sm well he plunged to his death cuz of the stupid bitch?
"Unfortunately, I'm delighted to announce..." best line ever
How can ron kiss when he's just behind looking at himself?!
Manori Kanchana Ron used a Time Turner.
That's his soul staring at what his body is doing.
The whole Alastor moody part is gold
‘Harry Potter was murdered by a Professor Snape’
Everyone: *Claps and cheers*
Draco: *looks like he just died inside*
(Lel Drarry) 11:40
The best YTP I've ever seen
Dude, when will you upload a new YTP"
+QUAS4R especially harry potter
I uploaded a ytp about an hour ago
+ChasandEd are you gonna make a new HARRY POTTER ytp?
Idk maybe
Snape: SILENCE!
Students Of Hogwarts: YAY!
Snape: C**k
Students Of Hogwarts: YAY!
Snape: C**k
Students Of Hogwarts: YAY!
Snape: C**k
Students Of Hogwarts:: YAY!
Snape: C**t
(Students Stop Cheering)
Snape: C**k
Students Of Hogwarts: YAY!
“He’s not even seven yet!”
Hilarious
This is the best video on the internet, specifically the battle scene.
"Fuck you Potter"
"Thank you sir"
Damn that is sad
I love how when Ron goes to kiss moody he's sitting in the classroom watching 😂😂
*am I the only one who feels so bad for Harry*
eli eli :D Spiderman feels the same
Nope, I had that in my brain all night when I watched it
baby harry u.u ron & hermione also bullied him
Yes ! 😂
I hope Harry gets vengeful and gets revenge against Hogwarts for shunning and murderous attempts on him.
Perfect use of that thing that's alway in ytp's at 6:45 most people who use it just use it for filler and think it's funny but you actually made it hilarious
“Cast your charms to dis - arm POTTER, only dis - arm POTTER. We want accidents here.”
Ahh the education you get at Hogwarts.
F I R E B A L L
My name is Harry and nobody likes me. This is litterally my life.
My name is cowfucker achmed and no one takes me seriously ;(
Professor McGonagall: “Potter is a f*****g piece of s**t.”
Dumbledore: “I agree.”
Me: *laughs hard as f**k*
He's not even 7 yet! 😂😂😂
LOL!!
FIREBOLT!!!
Hagrids house: has the most powerful combustion in the world
Hagrid: Casually patting out his beard
*fireball
@@haroldinho9930 The broom he shouted was called the firebolt
codo4 yes but the he tried to remove the t
@@haroldinho9930 Ah, yeah
Hagrid was in the wrong place during the fight. I lost it when he burned alive
"Everyone of you was searched tonight and you have the right to know why. Harry Potter has returned to Hogwarts." Yep, sounds about right since every time he shows up either Voldermort, Dementors, his feared Godfather, a giant snake, warewolf, impostor or the Head teacher dying seems to happen.
“So when the time comes, I must slaughter the boy”
“Yes yes”
“Oh good, good!”
Favourite part?
JClayton 1994 everything
Probably the intro!
JClayton 1994 the battle at the end XDDD
The quidditch match
Snapes black eye XD
I've watched so many HP YTPs I can't watch the movies without expecting something crazy to happen. Good job m8
You make the best ones
How the effing hell did Snape block several crucios!!!??
Ashmole Productions aren't crucios unblockable?
Either Harry's crucios weren't cast properly or Snape is OP enough to block unforgivables.
Snape OP plz nerf
Snape OP pls nerf
Can't wait till the next episode of this epic anime.
Bernard Sk it's not anime
then how do you explain this god level animation
top 10
"Alastor, you must be the one to сum inside him"
"I can do that"
"Don't let him know though"
Lmao
YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE CZcams POOP CREATOR! Your videos are the only ones which make me laugh until I can't breathe XD
:D
Masterful. So much gold but
8:40 onwards and the duel were personal favourites.
Thanks Chester! :)
10:47 you know snape has real skills when he can literally deflect bullets lmao
One of the best poops i have seen in a long time! Good Job :D
Sounds wrong out of contest
I love Crabs laugh in the background :D
Dumbledore saying “I agree” at the beginning though!😹
wtf is tihs
megabytes man lol
Draco Malfoy it's yo mama
Oh wait you don't have one 😈
Your enemy’s demise!
Draco Malfoy potter is a piece of meat !
Malfoy, I thought you of all people would love this video...