What If You Stopped Masturbating?
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Day 26 - DIAMOND IS NO LONGER THE HARDEST THING ON THE PLANET
ikr 😂
girls are cute asf
@@topstar3739 lol
@@topstar3739 Even the guys are getting cute:P
lol I had urges against the ugly woman too. All girls are on wanted lists . Yabai( this is bad)
day 54 of not masturbating. my body aches and i am unable to move physically. i have mastered the art of levitation which is the only way i get around now. i keep having dreams of mathematical equations one of which has allowed me to create dark matter. but at what cost..
What did it cost?
@@OfficialKisa,
Too much...
11 days and I don't need to drink water anymore
3 days in, this old lady lookin kinda ...💦👵 need some calcium?
After 100 days of no fap, would you reach higher dimension? Transcend to higher being.
I'm almost 2 months with no porn and masturbation. Not sure if there are health benefits, but definitely feel an increase in confidence.
How you control please tell me
@@hornymunda7405 Just find other stuff to do! Make your schedule so busy!
@@hornymunda7405 start by changing your profile name😂😂😂
you about to explode
@Focus Online Tuition That just sounds like self-harm
I'm on day 40
It's really hard to control urges when you are alone 😥
But after watching this I'm motivated again and will definitely achieve the 90days challenge 🙂🙂
@@holmes3288 after how many days it was tough for you to control? I am on day 5
Day 683 - until I broke it
how is it going? lighten me
It`s even harder if you are recording how many days you stopped fapping
@@kahki2704 why?
Day 1- Pray for me
Day 365- *BRING ME THANOS!*
Does it helped u?
You wanna fucc thanos?😂
@@kamronmarshall9985 LoL, WTF😂
David Arovich im serious tho
@Yb_Amツ to you
Nofap day 1348: I won Rock Paper Scissors with the mirror
hold up !!!
Neo confirmed
Day 2005th I winked at the mirror and it laughed.
Bruh, there's a ghost in your room.
Simple glitch in the simulation, sometimes u have to reboot the software
Quitting porn is extremely difficult compared to quitting other addictions. I think this is because, unlike other addictions, porn addiction is deeply intertwined with the reproduction part of the brain, and reproduction is one of our strongest primitive instincts. Your brain doesn't panic quite as much when you quit other things; however, when you quit porn, your brain thinks that you've gone from reproducing multiple times a day to zero times a day. It's going to severely punish you for this because it thinks you've suddenly given up on your biological imperative. This is probably why PAWS (Post-Acute Withdrawal Syndrome) seems to last longer with quitting porn than it does with quitting other addictions. I've seen several anecdotes on the NoFap forum in which people said that quitting nicotine and alcohol was infinitely easier than quitting porn, and there was even one person who said that it took less time to recover from quitting a cocaine addiction.
I think people think way too much about the physical aspect of sexual intercourse, but not acknowledged that, the biggest psychological aspect of it all, is actually, it’s part of our being to expressed love to our partner and receive love to our partner through sexual activity. There’s also been a direct correlation with porn addiction and being extremely lonely, not to mention, if someone is extremely lonely, they might feel unloved, and so porn kind of superficial he feels that hole for them, also oxytocin can be released during sexual intercourse, so then if they don’t masturbate to porn all the time, and are lonely, their brain will perceive it As restriction of affection
Amazing point truly it does make sense.
when i attempt to quit porn i get physical symptoms such as anxiety and chills. It is exceedingly difficult to quit
And Drugs you have to pay for but porn is free and easily obtained.
Lol what's the point of quiting porn anyways?
Feels good,helps me get that dopamine injection before I go to work and costs me little money and have health benefits like preventing prostate cancer and parkinson disease.
Now ever heard about cocaine?
It's not easy to quit,only does harm,can lead you to heart attacks and OD.
And let me tell you it's HARD to quit.
Least I was able to.
A person I knew got so addicted he robbed his own parents and beaten up his girlfriend cuz of that.
Your addiction will not disappear until you acknowledge its existence, and direct all your awareness and energy to overcome it
Yep
Too much of everything is not good for you.
The only thing you should stay away is the addiction.
Find a healthy balance.
*The only thing you should stay away from is the addiction* und *Too much of anything...* - Sorry, musste sein. Hätte nicht erwartet dich hier zu sehen. xdd
What balance should we achieve master
Yeahh balance is the word... too much of everything is wrong, we can masturbate but not cross the line !!!
The balance of the ultimate fap!
@michael TMI
Who else is trying to quit and came here to avoid giving into temptation?
Keep it up bro, we can!
😂😂😂 wow literally my current situation
Reduce it to twice to thrice a month but dont quit.
@@siratulmustakim3076 dude, I can't do for two month. Because I need to eat a medicine to fix my hormone.
This sucks man
“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”🙏 I will start the confrontation today 2/3/2022. I wish you success, happiness and joy.
How'd it go?
@@xaveviler4054He found out his leader is phony who hides and ignores
Masturbation is not a problem. But, when it becomes an addiction, it is.
NoFap Journey:
Day 1: mission failed
Get up & Try again
We'll get em next time
Lmfao I'm dying reading all these comments from this video 🤣🤣
Lolll i just stop today but when i do i keep on
A never ending loop
1:55
Sperm: I don’t feel so good.
This needs more like XD
When thanos snapped
lmaooo
@@thatretrocattt Not only did the people die, but also the sperms. Sad. Half the universe's male's sperm just gone.
when thanos fapped
Quitting porn was one of the best decisions I’ve made in my life.
sigma
I noticed that a week after I stop masturbation I get those happy hormones and it makes me feel real good and nostalgic which makes my life a lot better.
_Teenage boys would like to know your location._
Hehehe
dude I see you everywhere.
...
Hello mate
Why you almost don't talk about femenine masturbation?
What would happen if you stopped taking your Spanish lessons?
Duo
Le costarìa a mi familia.
@@kirbyyourenthusiasm Sí
IO SONO SPIACENTE
(Italian for 'i am sorry')
*MI CASA*
Duo au revoir
22th November 2021 Day 4: The hardest addiction I'm fighting with till now. Feels like it's impossible for me but I'll hang on with Jesus by my side I'm sure I'll win over this.
bro have u felt tired or deprived of sleep?
I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO THIS WITH JESUS WE ARE STRONG
How did it turned out?
@@MrCassett yeah..
I wonder how many people in that study were honest 😛
I do it a lot, so if they were to ask me I would be honest.
None.
Dumbfuck he ment the people who "Stopped" masturbating
Maybe they thought that it was only monthly, not weekly/daily ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do do 😆
Just ask no nut Novemberers
Im 18 and never did this thing, disgusting.
*No Nutvember*
@@Asakedia you're 13 and lying, i know
Genius 😎
@@Igorex95 why would I?
He just failed NNN and is trying to convert us all from the cause. Stay strong brothers!
Still staying strong
🤣🤣🤣
HES COPING DONT LISTEN TO THE HERETIC
😂😂😂😂
are you being funny? or is this serious?
I'm on day 10 of nofap. God it's hard sometimes, especially when I'm in bed. During the lockdown it's even harder
You can do it, I believe in you.
@@samueltong8061 thx dude
I’m on day 290 and you’ll get there, what I did was punch myself anytime I thought about that sh!t and it worked
@@44bulldogbuddy I don't know if I'll have the courage to punch myself but thx for the advice xD
@@qqn4531 try fasting it really helps
No nut November starts:
Day 1: ok
Day 2: getting there
Day 3: mission failed.
I made it until day 18
All due to TikTok girls😂
@@rosalieholland25 😂😂😂
@@rosalieholland25 disgusting
Fr longest I’ve lasted is like a week
Porn addicts will literally come up with any excuse to defend their pathetic addiction
Excuse? It’s a disease, and a complex one.
that's good that you want to comfort porn addicts
@@gglass6071 Ma boy, he's not talking about people trying to escape from the addiction but rather those trying to justify it, text interpretation seems lacking here...
After 37 years of no-fap, I have learned how to bend a spoon with my mind.
Well thats not very useful
@@MarcoVAZ1991 r/woooosh
@@az6420 I use r/wooosh all the time on people and that was a cringy timing m8, he actually made some sense, there are way greater powers other people have achieved with the no fap challenge.
@@az6420 az yeah those are the kind of jokes that go around with no fap, with people achieving inhuman powers though that guy was right, with the powers I've heard from other people as jokes bending a spoon is pretty useless and to achieve that in 37 years, damn, I know I'm getting too much into the joke but I like discussing things, that's just who I am 😋
._. hm after 17 years with couple of wet dreams i learned the meaning of life but it would be cul to bend a spoon one day
Nofap day 4567: Reality no longer seems transparent and I have ascended to the 5th dimension.
I have not gained this power at day 5,912.
Explain?
Im only over 1k :/ not even 2k
@@Tiernan422 You probably missed something crucial. For instance, in day 1,000, you should have already attained enlightenment. And in day 3,000, you had already became a Beyonder and had already ascended to the Beyond Realm. Those are the key steps in attaining supremacy fast. If you didn't do those steps, it would take much longer.
@@Tiernan422 wetto dreamu
Why are u always lying shivsaransh?
"Masterbation improve immune system"
Covid19- "finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary!"
Wow... The way you explained all was pretty smooth. Very helpful, thanks!
Break Addiction
1. Delete your browser/History
2. Put kids mode on (until your good )
3. Journal / Read/ Paint / Video games
4. Go outside in nature (walk,run,hike)
5. Block Explicit Content
6. Pray
7. Work Out Everyday
Thanks bro 🔥
Thanks brother
@@kadumpabin6188 can you send me your contact number so u tell me more
3, 4, and 7 and key
@@galvinacha9649 send me yours and I will tell you everything
quest: no masturbation
difficulty: MAX
Nice plot for a "Mission Impossible" movie
Mission Failed.. we'll get them next time!
My name is max
Real talk haha
Damn, I really need this. I’ve been doing it since I was 12. I’m almost 16 now! (In just 18 days) It really does feel good but now I know that masturbation doesn’t cause cancer. So yes, thank you very much for these helpful facts!😄
I was 13 or 14 when i started doing it and i stopped around 16 or 17, luckily. made me depressed but after a few months i became happier
@@connergalles7106 can you talk about the sperm quality after 7 or more days
@@kaizeneditz1511 I dont remember that. I just didnt do it for months and never went back to it again but my thing was like butter when I had a wet dream
@@kaizeneditz1511 You can’t really tell speed quality unless your a trained medical professional n this dudes a 16 year old
@@connergalles7106 What is that supposed to mean 💀
Day ???: I can destroy galaxies with a thought.
"Polishing the pearl" that’s the first time I’ve heard and I think it’s the cutest name for masturbation ever 😂
cranberrywb100 same I got a good chuckle out of that.
Lmao I sent that to my gf as soon as I heard it.
hell yeah..that was so funny..i paused and listened that part again 2 times...XD
Y’all late
For women: Double Clicking the Mouse!
I was literally on Pornhub when I got this notification.
Lucas Tygrove go back ,son 😥
me 2
Watching Bee Movie no doubt.
Me 3
Lol
It's been 17-18 days since I have not done it ,it's the longest time i have controlled my self from masturbating
I would like to give some tips
1: don't go to watch porn no matter what.
2: keep yourself busy all the time.
It’s doesn’t matter what a study says jerking off just messes with the brain and motivation
Feels so happy to share that it has been a year since I am on no fap
2 years here brother...
How do you feel guys please describe 🙂
@@mink33 Hiw do you feel guys??
Go go Vladimir
After 30 days of nofap I can now see through walls, picked up seven new languages and learned kung fu.
Okay. Let's see how well you picked up the new language. Excuse moi monsieur! Parle vou Francais?
MrSupercar55, we get it, you can speak French.
How come you learn so many languages in such a short time span?
Ashwin take classes 🤷🏽♀️, I’m taking french one rn. challenge yourself to learn a language and do it.
@@Jenna-ts8fl yeah I will give it a try. I wanna learn Italian....last summer i completed German basics.
Why is this in my recomended youtube?🤔😂
No nut november coming boi
😂😂🤣
Google knows what you did last nigth!
CAUSE YOU FAP YOU FAAAAPPPP!! SINNERRRR
Ikr
No matter how long you do something if you stop for more than seven days it's all in the mind after.
*Headphones entered the chat*
Turkey Thanks hahaha I was looking in the comments if I wasn’t the only one
Have America scum blamed Putin yet?
😂😂😂
Day 1 - Feeling Good!
Day 1 - Feeling Good!
Day 1 - I really need to get to day 2
I'm pretty sure you put in a typo why is everything day 1
@sussy youtuber I'm sorry I thought it was a typo but now it makes more sense and I feel stupid
@sussy youtuber also who uses woosh unironically and Sussy CZcamsr I'm pretty sure among us got killed and is dead in the water
@sussy youtuber I think most people would agree Among Us is kind of dead
@sussy youtuber I misread the comment I thought it said
I need to get back to day 2
Pretty much I'm stupid yeah this round goes to you
Who else watching this during NNN?
Me
Day 20 I got so much energy and my muscle grown unbelievable
Happy for you bro! KEEP GOING!
I should be studying.
Ey me too! But I'm on my poop brake
Shelby Sakamoto You're studying up on beating the meat
this is studying
This is more important
No you shoudent
NoFap day 8: I won a staring a contest against the sun
W
_Damnnnn_
NoFap day 1: 🤏this small
Congratulations you are blind 👏🎉
😂😂
I never masturbate because I don’t want to go to hell 🙏
Gaps yes you are the perfect fit for me wannabe avengers? Cuz I never masturbate too exept I try to do something with my dck when it's beeg or something but not naked and not in a horny way or something dunno but still maturation is a sin please don't masturbate in your whole life especially in heaven🙏
I don't remember the last time, I masturbated I just randomly do once in a while which is really surprising considering I used to masturbate once or sometimes even more than that every single day. I achieved this by trying my best to controlling my masturbating urges and, most importantly, improving my life in general. I worked out, journaled and even meditated and its worked for me. We have been trying to cure the symptom of a problem instead of tackling the problem itself
It’s been 4 days, 3rd day was my biggest challenge yet, almost failed.
How you been bro
Don’t lie either, you start lying to others and you’ll fool yourself too. We have to help each other stay accountable. And this shame we feel should not only motivate us to do better but it can bring us as men together to fight. I personally have never been addicted to popcorn without the opc, but I figured out early that my little friend was more than just a pee hose. I mean like my best estimate is 2-5 years of age. (Could even have been sooner I’m not sure) So early that I hadn’t even got the sense to be embarrassed and just did it around where ever. So as you can imagine I’ve got a heavy reliance more so than most. In 2020 I got pretty far I’m not sure how long but around the 3 moth ballpark and out of the blue it just kinda happened. Late 2021 and I’m trying again made it six days and I fooled around and I ended up doing it again. Started November 1 even though self improvement shouldn’t be confined to 1 month I thought I would try starting here. Tips don’t fool around down there, don’t look at suggestive imagery. Doesn’t even have to be nude necessarily, and if you see it on a channel or short just block that channel immediately and go about your day. If an urge comes, use that built up frustration to go on a run or exercise. Also take it time by time. “Not this time” Works similarly to “just one more” in that it’ll repeat more often than not. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk honest Abe out.
Also at night just straight up put the phone down an hour before bed and get a good nights rest. Drink enough water and eat enough food. An idle mind can get the best of you and with the enemy at your fingertips it’s best to not take chances.
yeah ... monthly basis. Who am I, the pope?
Lmao
That's why Cardinals exist
Lol
I "fap" every day
More like daily basis lmao
Day 6: Wet dreams
Day 12: Hallucination
😂
WTF.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol got caught by his dog humping his pillow
LOLo XD rAwr Lool hahah omg no way XdD ExDEeeeedEE!!111
It's worked for me. I am more calm and confident. So I know something is right behind the science.
I’ve been 13 years addicted due to SA, March 1st I started my journey and my goal is to reach 100 days💪🏽
sa felt good for u?
13-18 yrs can only
Like this,comment
Ok boomer
I liked it
Im....
Nevermind
I'm 17
18, here
I feel like I'm being attacked.
Lmao same.
Lmfao
#profap
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE! OMG STOP!
I love your channel by the way
My longest Nofap streak was 14 years.
Lol I get it, mine was 13
Mine was 5 or 6
3 minutes 40 seconds and going strong 💪
Monthly? I think you mean daily.
Nixx 61 lmao fr
Ąųţįşţįç Weeaboo u buggin minutely
seconds
Bro I’m almost 21 and I jack off damn near 3 times a day and more if I get the chance
One when I wake up, after I get off and before bed
*attempting no nut November*
Wet dreams: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
I give you one free pass for a wet dream in no nut november
@@FilipMakaroni_xD Much appreciated
They don’t count
That doesn't counted
Ya bro right
porn is the problem
Day 40, that's harsh man... But worth it
R.I.P to our No Nut November fallen soldiers 😔🙏🏽
Respect
Iam one of them
F
F
Failing in no nut november gives soldiers ptsd
Porn induced testosterone suffiency decrease
*I don't need it*
I don't need it
I don't need it
I DON'T need it
I DON'T NEED it
....
*_I NEED IT!_*
Dean Natuno nice spongebob reference
Dean Natuno spongebob much lmao
i defenitly dont need it! xD
He was literally "thirsty"
Lol
PEOPLE WAKE UP BAN PORN NOW.
Day 39. I'm no longer worried and I'm calm headed throughout
*Time to delete my watch history*
what were you even searching for? i got here from recommendations
Watch history*
@@thriller008 thanks m8
*incognito mode* 😏
Chrome: CTRL + SHIFT + N
Firefox/IE (as if anybody uses that): CTRL + SHIFT + P
Turns off history
*Day 113* - I can see through walls.... so I looked over at a woman’s change room..
*Day 0* - This time its for real
this is so familiar😢
Yes Officer John, that one right there
Oh shit! there you go again!.
Looked in woman's change room and masturbated
Then lost all the special powers😂😂
@@mercydichaba8642 u got this, don't worry
It’s easy to say “a study found” and say whatever you want as fact.
i can’t stop ☹️ it feels so good 😭
Becoming spiritual is the best way to get out of this problem. I am on day 89. Thinking about God and the importance of semen and meditation can help.
Fr, feel so good, i wont stop
This is how my brain summarised this video:
No
But
Yes
same
Yes but in moderation.
Fr
Same
All stupid!
i havent fapped in 103 years and now im immune to the pain of stepping on legos
Error: *code* 341 now I have diabetes
OMAGAD
*Error: 404 wig not found*
Error code: Prostate Cancer has entered the body
Subscribe to instantly die haha great
Day 57 women don’t even please me now only men 💀
1:53 Sperm: Mr.Balls,I dont feel so good
XDDDD lol thats a good one! I guess not everybody understands after all...
lmfao mr balls
LOL
😂😂😂
Good one lmao
Reading the title instantly made me feel PENT UP xD
_meanwhile in the other tab_
Must be Air filled up in your pants while sitting.
Proof flapping doesn't decrease your muscles
Why most of your comment has meanwhile in it?
You must spent all day on youtube and have been subscribed to the same channels as me,I can't explain it otherwise!
JaxBlade this is old trick practiced by practitioners in ancient time before rolex issa thang, behold!
Put inside all of your fingers in your pants front pockets. U got 11 fingers.
Ok, now let your fingers out from pockets, all of it.
You will notice there is something left behind in between your 2 pockets. Notice the middle finger u just left it all alone.
This is magic as told by the one who tells a story that yet to be told.
Behold.
I always failed, i really want to stop this habit, I don't have respect at my self anymore.
It's not a habit. It's an addiction. It has to stop.
*MOM I GOT AN VIRUS ON MY PC AND WHEN I TRIED TO UNINSTALL THAT MY PANTS ACCIDENTALLY SLIP OFF*
OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT
Uninstall*
Only real ones will know
LOL
Thats so old lmaoo
This wins the awards of 'WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS?'
CZcams knows a wanker when it sees one.... And here we all are ;)
Because in your CZcams history u searched hot girls in yoga pants
@@rekt5737 No, I didn't! I searched "hot girls in lingerie"! That's completely different!! 😂
@@rekt5737 lol but seriously I think it's because I watch too much AsapScience
Yes it does
Well, I was concerned when I felt like this kind of thing was something I was alone on.
I'm glad many others can relate to the struggle of fap, and after a few fap sessions (less than 10, can't remember exactly) spread out over 4 months, I'm going to do my best to quit
Wish me luck!
gl man!
holy crap, yours would be a shooting water gatling gun
Less than 10 over 4 months seems like it is within moderation and healthy. Maybe you do not have to quit cold turkey, as it seems like you are already moderating it.
It’s harder to quit masturbation than nicotine
I noticed that after i masturbate it gets rid of the nicotine withdrawal. How does that work?
Masturbation may be healthy & natural but porn isn’t.
Ivy agreed💯
Yeah porn is harmful. Quitting porn is good first step in getting healthier
Sbayo9
Yeah I agree. It can cause many problems.
True u can even get cancer if you are not careful
Ivy NoFap is #fakenews 👀
It’s been 643 days without masturbation. I now control the entire universe. I know everything, even things humans don’t know to this day.
Random User Young Cash Register AKA LilBroomStick
Welcome, fellow celestial!
are you Thanos?
Will I ever get married?
Not Claptrap I’m not allowed to say, it would upset the other celestials
I did nofab for 5months straight
Experience- you can literally control everything
I mean you find yourself at good level, you will respect yourself
If someone tries to bother you it will not affect you to much
Especially you will see girls with different view.
You will understand people thinking even more
If you have bad day you can still try to hold your day with good smile ( you will not cry)
Motivation is overrated
Discipline is underrated
And one thing wet dream is not a fab
It’s a normal thing and you till gonna carry nofab
If you saw some bad stuff only wet dream will follow so keep your self away from bad things
Sperm means something to your mind and soul
My friends world is a nice place the other side
Thanks for sharing for personal experience brother i had doubt about the wet dream because after quitting masturbation i had wet dream on day 16 is it normal brother? Does it break the streak of not masturbating? I mean should i continue to not masturbate or i already lost?
Musterbating is a big sin and bad for ur health! We all know how wenfeel whennwe stop a week or more. Stamina goes up, energy goes up, eye sight improves and more
Its complicated. And nah man even jesus busted one out
Been 9 months clean, I feel much more motivated and happy.
1:55 _I don’t feel so good_
is that a pyro profile pic? (from tf2)
Haha
only experts get this meme reference
That one Guy beat me to it
Listen he isnt dead they wouldnt just kill him like dat
Need this for No Nut November
More like double nut November
StarryAnimations same
Dammit
LMAO
No fapping February
Day 1 = exited
Day 2= normal
Day 3 = wet dream
Day 4= so many urges
Day 5= so much engery
Day 6= successfully failed🥲
day 1 normal
2 normal
3 started reading fantasies but atopped
4 fine
5 ok
6 almost falled but i stopped myself
7 idk yet
Alright everyone, the video LITERALLY HAD THE MESSAGE OF MODERATION. To all the sad sad guys taking one or two months without ejaculation are just sad sad simps. you don't realize you're just doing it in your sleep anyways. so might as well enjoy it awake... I'm moderation.
Day 79026- I can tell my barber I didn't like the haircut
*CZcams knows some shit about us if this is in the recommendations !*
Tovarășul Lenin I’m saying
no, you subbed to asapscience
@@anonymousbee oh yeah , now i see it.
@@anonymousbee I DIDNT THOUGHHH...
@@anonymousbee but I'm bout to now
Day 100 NoFap - When my phone rings in a theater the movie pauses.
Day 10000- you become god
LMAO
Day 69420 NoFap - You ascend to the 5th dimensions.
This comment is golden lmao
Day 1000: When my phone rings during dinner my parents stop eating and leave
Don’t count the days just don’t fap and watch how much confidence and energy you’ll have bro talking to girls will be like icing on a cake
"polishing the pearl" hmmm ok 😂
Glorivee S. Ik I was confused but aight 😂
Flick the bean, paddle the pink canoe
@@arngmurray Fingerpainting
EmmiHasNoLife do you not know what a clit is?
Shlicking one out...
anyone else reading the comments for some serious thoughts or discussions only to be lost in sea of dumb jokes
Yeah, sad people dont realize the potential of semen retention. Well, we will keep the benefits for ourselves I guess
What benifits?
Me
Caleb Smith theirs a ton. Just because you saw a CZcams video doesn’t mean theirs no benefits research the sources!
😂😂😂
if dopamine after masterbation is so good....why do people feel guilty after doing that
Because not everyone does. Depends on what you're watching or getting off too.
Day 29 - I can now bend the fabrics of reality. I am starting to reach my limit
Day 233: I can now smell colours.
δizzy day 234 I can now solve math problems in my head
a rainbow Fishy 235 I have X-ray vision
236: holy guacamole I have the power stones to destroy half of the universe.
@@applejuicemae9917 *snap*
Day 362: yes
1:59 the recycling symbol really bothers me, WHY ARE 2 ARROWS POINTING AT THE SAME ARROW???
They are bullying the little arrow
Holy shit that's a bad recycle icon xD
L R lmao litterly
NinjaSushi coulda cropped it and flip 180o
I thought the exact same thing when I saw it.
It can be a good thing in the same way wine is healthy for you. Yeah once a month it can actually provide you with heathy antioxidants, but too much will make you addicted to it and worsen organ function.
Dangerous about mastuerbating is it doesn’t affect organ function, only our brain. This means people are not inclined by their health to stop their addiction