The Software Pirate | ASMRRRRR!!
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
- You meet with a pirate who deals in software that he's acquired from across the galaxy.
00:00:00 Ahoy me hearty!
00:08:52 The Secret of Monkey Island
00:24:51 MS-DOS 5
00:42:58 Resident Evil Biohazard
00:47:52 Space Invaders
00:55:54 Half-Life
01:05:03 Final Cut Express 2
01:09:29 Norton AntiVirus 5.0
01:13:27 The Legend of Zelda
01:24:54 Zork I
01:33:13 Wasteland
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This was stellar! pirates are awesome! It would be awesome if there was an arkham sanitarium pirate!!
It’s inevitable! everyone ends up there sooner or later..
U h o h
@@EphemeralRift Qyowt)adjusting wtwucGurfwh
a plot lot x. mc flEtwz
@@EphemeralRift I love how you reply even days after the video has been uploaded.
I was really expecting him to call his 'ship' Ephemeral Drift.
Ephemeral Raft
That’s what he calls his car he uses to deliver tofu
And it‘s very Ephemeral Swift.
He stole it. It was an Ephemeral Grift.
Jaedon Braun maybe he thought it was an Ephemeral Gift?
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Dark Web
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Virus
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Software's End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Sites
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Pirate No Games.
justice for johnny depp tho
Only one I would switch is at softwares end. I'd do 'At supports End'
Dead Companies File No DMCA Takedowns
@@thefalsekingslayer3717 Yeah that was the hardest one to think of a joke for.
At world's backend and front end
I'm looking forward to the sequel, ''The Hardware Pirate''.
Those are called Somalians
@@Sporacle Jesus Christ mate
@@Sporacle lmao
so a space pirate?
You mean polish people?
There’s something very special about your “yeehargs”. I swear I couldn’t stop myself from smiling with your delivery 😂😂😂
Yoo what's up Ryan
😃🥸😎
And they said avengers infinity war was the greatest crossover
Asmr Ryan x Ephemeral Rift crossover when?
@@brokenregistry no
Oh the good 'ol days of Limewire....how I miss thee...
Yes pirating Limewire Pro on Limewire, a more civilized software for a more civilized time.
❤
The excitement of downloading a song you want and wondering what kind of blurry porno, unrelated song or meme you might get
Ah yes, giving your computer cancer for some music
Downloading stuff for hrs
"But first, i do be needing to see your booty."
"..."
"..."
"...Your loot, me bucko"
Well, you gonna show??
If you wanna trade goods, you gotta have the goods if ya know what i mean
wait i think we may have been watching the same video :0
@@cindyillness fr wtf... This sounds really uh.. familiar.
@@themanwhosoldthemeth camel by camel slowly increasing in volume in the background
Love the irony of a pirate killing pirates because they pirated his pirated software
That’s reality...
This pirate is so dedicated to piracy that he took the time to pirate the original box art, manuals, and even the outer cardboard box.
heyy its the mcelroy horse
I’m starting to wonder if he actually pirated them
POV: You're trying to pirate a free game
You broke me
Your pfp literally shows the pain of this
@@OGAntzmo
Are you sure Dedede is in pain here?
@@The_Jolly_Jackass 😳
I believe that comrade Yuri will come back with newest delicious MRE. Our MRE
Наш МРЭ!!!
@@aaronbold8715, тогда уж, ИРП, comrade
@@aaronbold8715 съеживаться
你是同性恋
@@imavileone7360 草
The irony of paying for pirated software
better than giving the actually company a wooden nickle of your money
@@hughjanos3992 if the product is worth your time in pirating then why wouldn’t the people who made it be worth supporting??😂
@@hughjanos3992 Nickels aren't wooden
@@willreading4958 Because usually pirated software comes with a bunch of issues that the company will do nothing to help you. Biggest example I can think of is Adobe's programs that you need to pay an exorbitant amount of money for, and if you need to reinstall in another computer after losing your previous one, you'll most likely have to buy it again.
@@hughjanos3992 not all companies are bad. Some games I used to pirate,I bought,as a thank you to the company for the good memories and coz sometimes legit is a better experience.
I like how he spent around 20 minutes showcasing MS-DOS 5.
As a software pirate, I can confirm this is exactly what it’s like
This ASMR is basically “If the Video Game Man got hooked on One Piece, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Treasure Island movies”
RIP Johnny Depp
it's buitifull i looked at this for five hours now
yesyesyes
We are
I LOVE the idea of the pirate space ship being ran on MS-DOS 5.
The piratey panache is especially superb, but I was genuinely surprised how this hits a unique nostalgia for me - grew up with a lot of this type of software in the big boxes and haven't seen them in quite some time. Thank ye for the voyage, me hearty!
Tbh the Pirate costume fits him really well
The earring is pure swag
Why couldn’t the 11 year old go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRR.”
Get back to work
Thanks captain obvious.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You’d think it would be “ Rrrrr “ BUT IT BE THE “ C!!! “ ( sea )
I knew you were gonna say that
Why couldn't the 13 year old see the pirate movie?
Because he got shot and robbed in the parking lot outside
I’m not even trying to relax to this I’m just watching because how creative he is
Sponsored by ThePirateBay
Prison mike that you?
OMG PRISON MIKE 😱
Thepiratrmovies
rutracker
Yep, ThePirateBay definitely a trustworthy site that is definitely on reddit’s official r/piracy subreddit’s “NEVER GO HERE” list for no reason and is definitely not full of packed malware
This is exactly how I imagined the person my dad bought pirate CDs from back in the 2000s.
I have such huge respect for you for liking Monkey Island. One of the greatest point and clicks ever made.
Definitely not one of the latest games, but it still holds up
I played monkey Island 2 a while back and it is honestly amazing
Yeahh its so much fun. Even the 3d games are quite good
*PEOPLE WATCHING THIS BE LIKE:*
*-ON BED*
*-NOT IN FULL SCREEN*
*-READING COMMENTS*
AHH GET OUT OF MY ROOM HOW
-most people watching asmr are gonna be in bed
-on mobile you can't be in full screen and read comments at the same time. on desktop most people dont know that you can do both simultaneously
-if youre seeing this comment, you have to be reading comments, so that's a self fulfilling prophecy
@@gazehound obviously. * whoosh *
People watching this be like:
- on planet earth
- breathing
- carbon based
Amazing how I can predict these things!
HOW DO YOU KNOW
Thats gotta be the best joke in title ive ever seen.
< SFX: He’s a Pirate >
So it would seem
You definitely have the most creative, funny and interesting ASMR videos out of any creater I've seen, by far. I've been subscribed since candy man 1 and always smile when I see an ER video uploaded, thanks for keeping it up. Also the fact that you're a big from software fan truly is a huge cherry on top.
tonight is my one year anniversary of you putting me to sleep nightly. Haven't missed a single night. Thank you so, so much for helping me sleep. You don't know how much you've helped me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I came for the videos but stayed for you and your personality. Thank you once again.
Fun fact: it's almost impossible to find a good pirate movie without Johnny Depp.
Muppet Treasure Island is the only exception...because Tim Curry.
@@jdprettynails This video is also an exception...because Ephemeral Rift
@@creepyclowness2520 Yehaaaaarrrrg.
3:28 "Woah, that toy cutlass sure looks imposing. It almost looks rea--"
3:40 👀
I hope he has a copy of Nothing Man: The Nothing Game for the Nothing Box X. I heard the gameplay, dialogue, plot, level design, and graphics were all nothing.
Nothing like that exists?
@@kuroseal8613 Yeah. It was on the cover of Nothing Inquiry a year ago. I picked it up at the Nothing shop when it came out. This month’s issue of Nothing Inquiry had an interesting quiz about what Nothing Man character you are. I got Ms. Nothing.
And I suppose nobody (or No one) played it..
**cough** Arya **cough**
This reminds me of a PC shop I frequented in a back alley of NYC, guy was just like our pirate friend here. He had the accent, flag, bandana and all! Weird guy, he did threaten me with a sword after telling him I heard about the shop on Yelp, joking obviously, clearly he didn’t want people to know his operation was there though.
Wow that sounds so fun!!
Hey Rift, I doubt you’ll see this, but I’ll give it a shot anyways.
I’ve been dealing with some anxiety and depression, this together has bothered me quite a bit honestly. I never really used online resources like asmr and stuff to help, I mainly stuck to therapy and books. Anyways I had found two older videos of yours: “Asmr for anxious and ruminating minds” and “Late night Asmr 2, suicidal thoughts and depression” I visit this videos a lot now, they bring me a lot of comfort being acknowledged by someone other than a therapist or parent. I wanted to ask if you’d ever consider making more content like that again. As only your content, specifically those videos, helped me the most.
I’m sorry if this sounds brash, or if I’m wasting your time. I figured it would be worth a shot. I at least hope you’re made aware that content you made over a year ago, still helps people this day.
Regardless, have a nice day.
Check his video “the side effects of being human.” Fantastic video that is related to the topics you mentioned. Keep strong. I’ve been there too. Nothing like uncle E’s words of wisdom to keep things in perspective :)
I saw this, said a prayer in my own way for you.
Damn I hope you get even better
Hope you do well, Ace
I really love the humor in your videos. Keep up the good work!
I was just getting ready to sleep for a mid-semester exams that starts tomorrow (Yes, on a Saturday morning), Captain, so thank you so much for the great timing
Yarr matey,ye games can all be git for no penny,an not the savy's of the Steam deck!
Best work so far. Keeps working like a charm.
This pirate man is giving me motivation to write my long-ass history homework
This is one of my favorites I have fallen asleep to this probably more than any other video you have I love it so much
The man who will not run out of ideas is back with other theme for our relaxation
At first I was surprised by the age of the software but I really enjoyed ER not playing it as a joke, this was both nostalgic and relaxing.
he's right every spaceship should be running DOS
I'm just glad there's a pirate in the riftverse now
Its amazing how well he fits the pirate persona.
Yes he seems to have a universal face...and that's coming from me.
I didnt play monkey island until a couple years ago and I'm STILL nostalgic for it. Such a great series.
I remeber being 8 playing monkey island that my big brother installed a cracked version off, good times.
I remember my dad telling me about monkey island. What a classic, just too sad I was never able to play it!
Woah! Your pirate is tops! Really hoping to see this character return again some day!
so nostalgic, thanks for making this
Oh man! I’ve been going through a bit of a pirate phase lately (the sea kind) so this is perfect timing!
The following *PREVIEW* has been aproved for *RESTRICTED AUDIENCES ONLY* by the motion picture association of America, inc
The ASMR advertised has been rated:
[ *ARRRRR* ]
trade laws will not be recognized by the pirate Republic of Nassau, Y E E S A L T Y D O G
I like to think everyone who pirates games sounds like this
We do
We do
Aye Laddie! We do! Yarrr
Bro your vids make me feel like I'm right there! Outstanding job! Love the vids
If I recall, "Dial-A-Pirate" was used for- as ironic as it is- Anti-piracy measures for people who pirate just the game. The game would stop to ask you to dial-a-pirate, and ask for the code you get when you dial said pirate. Really creative way of anti-piracy if you ask me.
Fun Fact: The first Resident Evil game officially released as a full first person game is Survivor. After that was Survivor 2 - Code: Veronica, Gaiden, Dead Aim, The Umbrella Chronicles, Revelations 3D and finally, Resident Evil 7 and the upcoming Resident Evil Village. Out of all of these games, Gaiden, Dead Aim and Revelations 3D have hybrid gameplay perspectives, and Revelations 3D's FPV was an option in the menu.
There were actually two other games in the series that had first person gamemodes, which were Code: Veronica and Deadly Silence. Additionally, the first game in the series, Resident Evil, was originally going to be a first person game, but that plan was scrapped early on in development.
Why
“I can’t wait for rift to do pirate stuff”
Rift: “so basically, I’m Super-Napster”
(Wow nice cutlass btw, and swindling lol)
This dude is crazy... crazy innovative and fun to watch haha.
Aw man, those 5 1/4" floppies bring back so many memories :)
He looks like he’s on a bottle of rum named “just got on the boat jerry”
Isn’t that from Brewstew?
Anyone else see today’s episode of The Mandalorian? A new planet got name-dropped, and this channel was the first thing I thought of.
It’s name was Corvus lol.
I hope the planet is inhabited with different Plague Doctors 🐦
Thought of the same thing
This has been my favourite asmr like ever, lov u man
I didn’t know I needed this until today. Thanks to the pirate, my troubles be no more
i thought he was gonna talk about all the movies he pirated
Yare yare daze is drinking large amounts of your kind considered mass genocide ? Asking for a friend
@@thepart3jotarokujo453 and no i have that for breakfast almost every day so its fine
@@thepart3jotarokujo453 which part of part 4 are you in
Well i appear in plot heavy moments or i help jouske hunt rats in the like while tracking rhcp and kira
one question tho, if i so happened to accidentally give a random mom some sort of cancer would that be illegal
I didn't know jack sparrow had such a nice voice
I love ur pfp which character is it?
@@monty6726 gintoki from gintama
I'm a big fan of ER and this is my favorite video of his by a mile. I've watched it multiple times and love this video, I really wish he would make another just like this one
Had to like it, this legit makes me smile
First, I love you Rift. Your drunk and sleepless Aussie fan at 4 AM thank you.
Not drunk and American fan at 4 am does the the same
So close to 900k! Set sail for 1 million behind the horizon, arrrr!
The lore of this channel is amazing!
Congrats on 900k!
Idea: do the scp 049 thing where your subject wakes up and you tell them what happened ( just a suggestion)
Need this
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this is intresting
1700s: OH NO ITS PIRATES!!!
2000s: Oh Yeah More Pirated Games!!! Thanks Pirate :D
Always good to see a new video
Ayyyyy 900k subs congrats u deserve it
This video is same length as full Pirates Of The Carribean movie
Is nobody gonna talk about how he pierced his ears for this, *dedication*
The condition of all the games is spectacular! They'll make a fine edition to my collection
Thanks ER, i watch your video's from the begin. You helped me very much with your video's. Keep going with the good work. Greetings, from the Netherlands
ER can be so powerful, he can wear a different costume and be a totally different person.
ER: I want a sword...
His wife: *No*
ER: bUt It’S fOr WoRk!!
Okay but why does he make the perfect pirate? 😂
The look and earring and everything was perfect lol
congrats on 900k uncle e, only 100k away from a million you deserve it!
Somehow every "yargh" and "me hearty" sounded dryly sarcastic
He sound less like a pirate speaking like pirates stereotypically do and more like a poor man with crippling verbal tics trying his best
Rift surprisingly fits the bill quite well. Enjoyed every second of it
Loving this!!! Please do more
One of the best ASMR.
You rock Paul. Fuckin' A man keep on rockin' this
Still waiting for that old Ben ASMR don’t let me down RIFT!!
Cute fur noodle
He’ll have to trim his hairs a bit and let them whiten (or grey-en) a bit more.
Hope this is the start of a long-lasting serie!
I can’t put into words how much of a mood this video is.
You would make an excellent Captain Barbosa roleplay!
"Captain Barbosa welcomes you onto the black pearl!"
Ye best be believing in ghost stories. Yer in one!!
I’m just waiting for my TFHS annual questionnaire
Every asmr better then others) Nice job!
The sword tapping was exquisite
I have been motivated to start a CZcams channel to help people have a better and quality life using music because of the quality of videos and the impact they have had in my life. Thank you for helping me and also keep up the good work.....
You got my tingles, matey?
This guy will never run out of ideas.
Now THIS is quality content!
POTC without Johnny Deep is like Pen without Ink
R.I.P Johnny Depp
When does this take place? Ms-dos 5.0 released in 1991 and he says it's the latest software. Is he trying to trick me out of my gold doubloons?
He want to trick you because he also shows half life and resident evil
AMSRRRRRRR made me laugh more than it should have 😂😂😂
Keep doing what you doing and making amazing content Arrrrr