HAL SPARKS MEGAWORLDWIDE : TRUMP MEETS THE AMMOSEXUALS

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Komentáře • 102

  • @jacquecaeser9078
    @jacquecaeser9078 Před 12 dny +6

    Hal Sparks is such a good guy. He is an easygoing guy quick witted and I just love his channel. Good morals, good father and partner ,comedian actor! Intelligent and informative the whole enchilada! Great work. Love all of you Sparklers too

  • @sheritownsend4149
    @sheritownsend4149 Před 13 dny +7

    The more he talks... The farther his followers cheer for their own demise. But it's not a cult.He loves the poorly educated. He loves himself the most. Would that mean he's the poorest educated in the room.😂😂😂

    • @karenbirkas708
      @karenbirkas708 Před 12 dny

      I always thought he was dumbing down his fans, but he truly is dumb himself

    • @annamoore836
      @annamoore836 Před 12 dny

      I can't wait to see the debate without his audience. Facts!! Waiting for the best health plan EVER!!!

  • @ErutS
    @ErutS Před 13 dny +4

    This will be a tiresome campaign😮

  • @dbeaver111
    @dbeaver111 Před 12 dny +2

    "Jose whoever" my favorite quote to date. All Mexican Americans should hear this.

  • @clintonharrison4840
    @clintonharrison4840 Před 12 dny +5

    The snake is a metaphor for Donald Trump

  • @romy1973
    @romy1973 Před 13 dny +6

    Great show Hal
    my thinking is that the snake story he’s telling us who he is he’s the snake and he’s gonna bite us all in the ass the end 🐍

  • @MrPrintman1
    @MrPrintman1 Před 13 dny +5

    Trump gets more chuckles than an amateur act at the Laugh Factory. He’s in the wrong crowd

  • @alicecrystalpalace
    @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny +1

    That moment of silence lasted a lot longer. RSBN cut it short. Also... Did anyone pick up on the fact that Brian Taylor Greene Glenn announced he has quit RSBN on this very night? I wonder what happened there... 😊

  • @carlsmith6613
    @carlsmith6613 Před 12 dny +2

    so, basically, the orange fart blossom's snake story is a warning that he is the snake and no one should vote for him...? got it...👍 😂

  • @jobinclaudette4981
    @jobinclaudette4981 Před 12 dny +2

    You figured out what "ribitty do, ahh" means, now let's decipher Kofefe.😂 Great show, Hal! Thanks for the laughs and the common sense. ❤

    • @mowtangsally
      @mowtangsally Před 12 dny

      I started randomly saying the same Trump quote to myself at times because it cracks me up. My version goes: “Russia and Saudi Arabia… Areebee doot… Aaahhh”

  • @steviesteve8406
    @steviesteve8406 Před 13 dny +4

    Thanks for this video Hal, I can't express how much I appreciate the fact checking and calling out of Tronald Dump's bullshit. His projection, lies, propaganda an hypocrisy is completely out of control. Idk how this man isn't imprisoned for treason.

  • @kelly3560
    @kelly3560 Před 13 dny +6

    Great show. Thanks for taming the beast.

  • @kyunglim2965
    @kyunglim2965 Před 12 dny +2

    "make the worst of it" very good line

  • @alicecrystalpalace
    @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny +1

    Thank you, dear Hal. I did save it to watch later, but didn't have the courage. You took me safely through it with even the odd laugh here & there! So thank you! Love you muchly. 😊🥰😘☘

  • @sheritownsend4149
    @sheritownsend4149 Před 13 dny +4

    Why don't he ever speak under oath. 🤔 Oh yes he would have to tell the truth.😂😂😂

    • @lovesalaska1329
      @lovesalaska1329 Před 12 dny

      He wouldn’t even then

    • @executivedecision6141
      @executivedecision6141 Před 12 dny

      Actually he did testi-lie in the New York civil fraud case -- briefly, but Judge Engeron had him get off the witness stand.

  • @MrPrintman1
    @MrPrintman1 Před 13 dny +3

    There should be a psa warning before every Trump rally speech.
    No Eating or Drinking while Trump speaks, may cause choking or be hazardous to your health.

  • @debalexander1562
    @debalexander1562 Před 12 dny +2

    It would be so cool if Simon and Schuster publishers hired Trump to read all of their children's audiobooks. The U.S. literacy rate would skyrocket. All little kids would beg to have mommy and daddy buy them actual books that they can learn to read under the covers with a flashlight. "We'll do anything (Any. Thing.) not to have to listen to that old geezer read us books."

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Před 12 dny

      Idk. I think lots of kids would love to hear goofy Trump read books. They’d just need to edit out all the SNIFFS because that’s considered a war crime in many countries.

  • @vjcodec
    @vjcodec Před 12 dny +3

    11:19 TRUTH SINKHOLE STOCKS
    16:39 MIKEY IN MINNI WITH A SODA
    29:58 AUW WHAT A CROWD
    50:08 BRENT HAHENBUCH WHERE ARE YOU😂
    3:17:24 🚨🚨🚨🚨CAT ON THE SCREEN 🚨🚨🚨🚨
    4:03:33 A DAY AT THE PETTING ZOO❤

  • @davidkutzler4343
    @davidkutzler4343 Před 11 dny

    Yes...Baby Hal is schooling Trump. What a great thing.

  • @IllDiTryn
    @IllDiTryn Před 13 dny +3

    WOW Bernie Kerik showed up - I didn’t recognize him without his conjoined twin Rudy

  • @AntoinetteHewer-xe3oh
    @AntoinetteHewer-xe3oh Před 13 dny +2

    Everyone he endorses loses bigly

  • @alicecrystalpalace
    @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny

    Oooh! Finally! That's what ribitty doo means! 😂🤣

  • @neilmeadows8641
    @neilmeadows8641 Před 12 dny

    And when the morning light comes streaming in
    We'll get up and do it again
    Amen

  • @derekh07
    @derekh07 Před 5 dny

    As a Minnesotan, I for one love our new laser loon flag 😂

  • @suzidunn7743
    @suzidunn7743 Před 12 dny +1

    Trump for prison

  • @DoctorBiobrain
    @DoctorBiobrain Před 12 dny +1

    SNIFF!!
    SNIFF!!
    SNIFF!!
    SNIFF!!
    SNIFF!!
    SNIFF!!

  • @karenbirkas708
    @karenbirkas708 Před 12 dny +2

    Thats too many people clapping and agreeing with him hal,that really scares me

  • @robertbrunswickjr322
    @robertbrunswickjr322 Před 13 dny +1

    @Hal Sparks Damn! I couldn’t stop laughing.❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @nathanwaywell
    @nathanwaywell Před 12 dny

    Good going Hal 🙌 Nearly 5 hours of pure energy 💫

  • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
    @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub Před 11 dny

    Hal made me very happy with the Miller's Crossing references. My favorite movie of all time.

  • @brianlang-sb8uj
    @brianlang-sb8uj Před 13 dny +2

    Your the best Hal .

  • @executivedecision6141
    @executivedecision6141 Před 13 dny +2

    An all-Trump episode. This should be funny....yet predictable! 😁

  • @estrellarios9031
    @estrellarios9031 Před 12 dny +2

    So once again, what the hell are these stupid stories going to do for our lives! 😂

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 Před 12 dny +1

    2:28:20 Frosted Snakes! (They're GrrrrrrrreatT!)

  • @johnfromlasvegas5796
    @johnfromlasvegas5796 Před 12 dny +2

    Jose Whoever 😅

  • @CatheLeiper
    @CatheLeiper Před 13 dny +2

    Thank you for letting us see your big beautiful boy! He is gorgeous and looks so very soft! ❤

  • @kyunglim2965
    @kyunglim2965 Před 12 dny +1

    Literally what is going on?

  • @johnh6440
    @johnh6440 Před 12 dny

    Adderall wearing off!

  • @marymahoney233
    @marymahoney233 Před 12 dny

    You are amazing!❤

  • @sandrac.3220
    @sandrac.3220 Před 12 dny +2

    What does golf have to do with running our country?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 12 dny +1

      There are two political parties. And there's a hole in one.

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Před 12 dny

      Obviously you don’t remember Trump’s presidency. All he did was watch TV, post stupid tweets, and golf. I’m sure if Biden challenged him to see who could watch the most TV or do the worst shitposting he’d be bragging about that too.

  • @lololine
    @lololine Před 12 dny

    This is a great video!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @karenbirkas708
    @karenbirkas708 Před 12 dny +1

    Hal those people don't care about facts

  • @mowtangsally
    @mowtangsally Před 12 dny

    I’d suggest checking out the Trocadero in Philly for less boxy acoustics. It’s clam-shaped. Or the Roxy on South St. These are “rock concert” venues…

  • @Kim-wp4ti
    @Kim-wp4ti Před 10 dny

    @hal Have you heard of the Red Book? It was by Carl Jung. It's a poster side red leather book of his illustrations and his more 'imagery' side. Lots of interesting art.

  • @mowtangsally
    @mowtangsally Před 12 dny

    True, rapacious means: money-grubbing or cheap.

  • @CatheLeiper
    @CatheLeiper Před 13 dny

    💙💛

  • @RustyLightningPhoto
    @RustyLightningPhoto Před 12 dny

    All I can say is ‘Haganboo’

  • @dbeaver111
    @dbeaver111 Před 12 dny +2

    and shouldn't it be Jose Whomever?

  • @paulfranklin4276
    @paulfranklin4276 Před 13 dny +1

    Pew pew pew

  • @Nick-rq3ib
    @Nick-rq3ib Před 10 dny +1

    Hi Hal it’s your buddy Nick Hagen what kind of music do you like dude

  • @CyndirMyLuv
    @CyndirMyLuv Před 13 dny +5

    He's now scared that all his previous rhetoric about mail in voting will hurt him. It's prob been brought to his attention that a lot of his voters, who can't get to the polls, won't vote at all.
    He needs a teleprompter, this has been the most confusing speech he's given. He's all over the place.

  • @annamoore836
    @annamoore836 Před 12 dny

    ❤🎉

  • @chuckhall4831
    @chuckhall4831 Před 12 dny +1

    Damn the longer it goes the worse the sniffing and worse he sounds, bigger the lies. He can't stay focused for more than like 30 minutes on these thing

  • @alicecrystalpalace
    @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny +1

    Leaning on the console, slurring into the mic, just hardly even speaking. The adderall is clearly wearing off.

  • @MrPrintman1
    @MrPrintman1 Před 13 dny +2

    At what point did Trump’s ppl shut off the teleprompters & said “Fck it, just let him blather & get his fix on”

  • @paulfranklin4276
    @paulfranklin4276 Před 12 dny

    Space force!!!!

  • @jacquecaeser9078
    @jacquecaeser9078 Před 12 dny

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @karenbirkas708
    @karenbirkas708 Před 12 dny +1

    He is so weird

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 Před 12 dny

    Jose Cuervo > Jose Quien > Jose Whoever

  • @michaelvanmind
    @michaelvanmind Před 12 dny

    3:47:25 🤬

  • @clintonharrison4840
    @clintonharrison4840 Před 12 dny

    All these things he has achieved but every business just can't make it work that's why they say talk is cheap.

  • @Kim-wp4ti
    @Kim-wp4ti Před 11 dny

    @hal you think ten cent.... is a spin on the word dime. Which is kind of saying. He may think he is rebranding. Like 'US' spell us.... Brilliant

  • @leewohlfert5462
    @leewohlfert5462 Před 10 dny

    Wish Hal read his Comments, not just his Chat fans. Hard to make substantive remarks or arguments in the fast moving Chat bites. No time to really read them all.

  • @alicecrystalpalace
    @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny

    Seriously... His facial expressions are becoming more & more scary. He's really losing the plot. Delusions of grandeur, much? I mean, he always had them, but... Look at his face! His eyes, his eyebrows! The way he leans into the mic! This idiot truly believes he is superior. And this is truly getting very crazy scary. 😳

  • @karenbirkas708
    @karenbirkas708 Před 12 dny +1

    The more he talks the more redicules he sounds

  • @christophermartin5742
    @christophermartin5742 Před 12 dny +1

    These were legal expenses - no crimes!

    • @alicecrystalpalace
      @alicecrystalpalace Před 12 dny

      And repeat...... as many times as you can. 😡🤮

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 12 dny

      Like the perfect very powerful beautiful waiver. Fully sprayed with official Nuh Uh, Can't Hurt Me juice.

    • @christophermartin5742
      @christophermartin5742 Před 12 dny

      @@brucebaker810 Watching Donald’s decline is melting my brain. Lol

  • @Scarycarrie79
    @Scarycarrie79 Před 12 dny

    Where is that passage again in the Bible where God gave us our gun rights I believe strongly in the second amendment I just don't think God gave it to us

  • @BuildLego
    @BuildLego Před 11 dny +1

    I tapped halfway cause that is too much trump 🤢

  • @ted605
    @ted605 Před 12 dny

    Fucking hell

  • @lulucruz1269
    @lulucruz1269 Před 13 dny

    Oh this Mfer, it's like a song , kinda like this, snake bite she give me a snake bite 🎶she was another man's wife,,,, snake bite she give me a snake bite.🎶. Wish I cld remember the band my parents had that album & I remember that part of that song my parents wld play it.The beat to song was great.wish I cld recall the rest of the lyrics. & Who was the band damnit. Btw Hello Hal, awesome as always . 💙ya.

    • @ladyk3140
      @ladyk3140 Před 12 dny

      Google it, you will find it. I do it all the time.