Temi Alchémy and Poet Talk, Male Contraceptions, Dating with Kids & Acceptable Cheating

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  • čas přidán 11. 06. 2024
  • Happy Fathers Day! In this episode Temi Alchemy and Poet discuss pregnancy scares, pride in friendship groups, difficulties that come with being a father and more!
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    CT - POET & TEMI
    00:16 - Intro 🎬
    00:29 - Guest Introduction 🗣️
    02:18 - Happy Fathers Day👴🏾
    06:59 - Prison Technology 🚨
    11:49 - Father Duties 👨🏾‍💼
    21:27 - Pretentious Guys 👹
    31:41 - Hot Topics of the Week 🔥
    BlackChat (32:26)
    Dating Apps as a father (35:47)
    Joyce Appreciation Moment (39:17)
    Male Contraceptions (43:20)
    Restaurant Age Restrictions (54:22)
    01:03:19 - WinorBin 🔥🗑️
    01:16:52 - Are You Smart? 🤓
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    Season 2, Episode 35
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Komentáře • 133

  • @Owamm
    @Owamm Před měsícem +16

    Tia having a pencil case, is the cutest thing. Purr sis

  • @ilovescurls4567
    @ilovescurls4567 Před měsícem +182

    Joyce got her work husband back😂

  • @julianakakembo55
    @julianakakembo55 Před měsícem +35

    “Temi you can go…go and pick up your kids”🤣😭

  • @lifewithhdeee
    @lifewithhdeee Před měsícem +96

    Bro when british folks joke it’s so much funnier 😂 idk

  • @missNCW
    @missNCW Před měsícem +116

    Justice for Tia ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @dimphomboyi8003
    @dimphomboyi8003 Před měsícem +30

    CHAOTIC EPISODE, I laughed so hard at the tipsy shenanigans that went on 😂😂😂

  • @toup8727
    @toup8727 Před měsícem +41

    i don’t appreciate how poet is speaking to our Tia🤨🤨🤨

    • @Zaraalih
      @Zaraalih Před 20 dny +3

      Yeah fr i noticed like he was belittling her 😕

  • @LexiiLouxo
    @LexiiLouxo Před měsícem +134

    Clicked as soon as I saw the guests 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @ellenellenellenellen
    @ellenellenellenellen Před měsícem +191

    Today is my birthday! I hope everyone is having a great day! 😍😍😍😍

  • @PetaVeaila
    @PetaVeaila Před měsícem +29

    Madam’s laugh I can’t 😭😭😭😭

  • @NateD-tf8tt
    @NateD-tf8tt Před měsícem +24

    Finally got a sneak peak of Emanuel and Tia !

  • @ibrahimmahadfarah7510
    @ibrahimmahadfarah7510 Před měsícem +92

    Madame Joyce I will be suing because why am I damn choking on my food watching your show.
    Madame, you're so funny you that you're a legit a health hazard to those of us with GERD

  • @Ayl-ow6sg
    @Ayl-ow6sg Před měsícem +13

    This was the best episode and the most chaotic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaiiiblu
    @kaiiiblu Před měsícem +25

    I still got a pencil case full of fun ass pens.. Tia i got you boo

  • @elley_inc4848
    @elley_inc4848 Před měsícem +36

    Temi staring at that Vanilla shot, 1:30:06 is the funniest, most relatable African thing 🤣

  • @tjemilua3724
    @tjemilua3724 Před měsícem +25

    This episode was soooooo fun and entertaining!! We need Fred and VP, separately or together next time (sub to 90s baby showwwww)

    • @abzcabz
      @abzcabz Před měsícem +1

      There's already an ep with just her & VP go & enjoy yourself!!!!!😁😄 Also I'm impatiently patiently waiting for the day that 90S Baby Show all pull up on Cocktails 🍹 🧃 & Takeaways as a trio it's been long overdue!!!!🤣😅😂

    • @tjemilua3724
      @tjemilua3724 Před měsícem +1

      @@abzcabz I’ve seen that one with VP! Up next is Fred then we need the whole gang here 🥹🥹 cannot wait for the day 🙌

    • @abzcabz
      @abzcabz Před měsícem

      @@tjemilua3724 💯 FACTS!!!! FR tho really can't wait when that day comes!!!😁😅😄

  • @chelseahargrave7315
    @chelseahargrave7315 Před měsícem +11

    This episode was pure carnage 😂

  • @redbean3943
    @redbean3943 Před měsícem +18

    “When I was clapped”😂😂😂

  • @t3eia578
    @t3eia578 Před měsícem +11

    2024 has been your year Joyce, I’ve loved every podcast episode and yt videos ❤

  • @StephanieRozeene
    @StephanieRozeene Před měsícem +7

    sorry Joyce’s laugh is disgustingly funny😂

  • @kokoangel4350
    @kokoangel4350 Před měsícem +6

    Tell you for blessing us with consistent content Joyce I’m so proud of you mehnnn! ❤️

  • @ritaparry
    @ritaparry Před měsícem +9

    Been smiling throughout the whole damn episode! Wow! MJ, thank you for the laugh ❤ Love Poet and Temi 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Interesting conversation and good vibes 😎 Love it 🥂

  • @THESHADYROOM888
    @THESHADYROOM888 Před měsícem +8

    I have to keep updated with your podcast all the way from South Africa ❤ really love your content

  • @Hettie1993
    @Hettie1993 Před měsícem +5

    This episode was so chaotic! I LOVEEE ITTTTT!!!!!

  • @__kamkammm
    @__kamkammm Před měsícem +9

    Lmfaooooooo the way they're so lit for are you smart has me cracking up 😂😭💀

  • @abigailblake6337
    @abigailblake6337 Před měsícem +3

    Great episode, laughed all the way through!

  • @sazzzysaz7002
    @sazzzysaz7002 Před měsícem +16

    NAH MY FAVESSS, ELITE DUOOO

  • @NCA811
    @NCA811 Před měsícem +5

    Joyce excellent episode as per 💅🏾. We need more duo episodes this was too funny 🤣

  • @PollyLove92
    @PollyLove92 Před měsícem +2

    I enjooooyyed this episode 🙌🏾🔥

  • @sashanejay
    @sashanejay Před měsícem +3

    Omg this episode was amazing

  • @sirsummerr
    @sirsummerr Před měsícem +1

    This episode was epiccc! Ohhh my gawd!😂❤

  • @Kgomotso.Mokoena
    @Kgomotso.Mokoena Před měsícem +4

    When Poet said “South Africans are all white” 😂😂😂 I was like… “where bruh?”
    me watching this as a South African knowing it’s a predominantly black country and all the white people fled to UK and Australia as soon as Mandela became president in ‘94

  • @cinnamonyea
    @cinnamonyea Před měsícem +3

    Nothing like a video of seeing genuine vibes and laughter, it does something to me #allgoodenergy

  • @asiyomohamed8639
    @asiyomohamed8639 Před měsícem +2

    This was very entertaining ❤

  • @hannhan2409
    @hannhan2409 Před měsícem +7

    I have a pencil case and everything in there: pencils, pens, colouring pencils, a ruler etc. I’m nearly thirty.

  • @SuperMusic91
    @SuperMusic91 Před měsícem +2

    Joyceeeee this is the episode we needed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BeverlyNH
    @BeverlyNH Před měsícem +5

    I see Temi, I click 🤷🏾‍♀️💕

  • @keisha7412
    @keisha7412 Před měsícem

    my new favorite podcast

  • @hopemorgan284
    @hopemorgan284 Před měsícem +1

    Next time don't worry about time just keep it going when the convo is fire. Poet, Shayo and your brother are the best guests, I need at least 2 and a half of them

  • @leonahassam2265
    @leonahassam2265 Před 25 dny

    I love your laugh Joyce so much keep killing it girl big fan

  • @NadineB.
    @NadineB. Před měsícem +1

    I love that I got to comment 1st, ily so much Joyce!!!!!! And I practice your accent to everyone I know 😂😂😂 I pray I get to sit down on your beautiful couch one day 🤞🏽🤞🏽❤️

  • @KateKatumbi
    @KateKatumbi Před měsícem +19

    The contraceptive conversation went way left, specifically the boy's Implication of Aborting Children due to the lack of prevention. Everyone has a right to do as they please with their own body but impregnating a woman and purposely trauma-dumping the responsibility despite it being the action of both parties, the comments were highly insensitive and callous!! 44:27

    • @hpg8477
      @hpg8477 Před měsícem +4

      But be honest the best way to prevent pregnancy is to not do it all, wear protection and taking contraceptives. If you having consensual unprotected sex’s then a baby can happen I think the onus should be both parties but if I was a woman and I would be carrying the child I’d have to be much more careful than the woman since I have the most risk

    • @julianerose
      @julianerose Před měsícem

      Agreed, I was pretty disappointed with the way this conversation went... the boys are cackling at the idea of having to cream their shoulders. As if women taking birth control and enduring all the side effects that wreck our hormones and mental state, we forget to take our pills sometimes too. They don't even want to rub some lotion on their shoulders so we can enjoy sex in peace knowing if the condom breaks we'll still be good? Come on. The bar is so low.

  • @hopemorgan284
    @hopemorgan284 Před měsícem

    Joyce this one is amazing

  • @123stephm
    @123stephm Před měsícem +2

    Towards the end absolute chaos 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orefilemalebo4173
    @orefilemalebo4173 Před měsícem

    Best ep for me. Joyce takes that shots game serious its insane

  • @convictednotcondemned3483
    @convictednotcondemned3483 Před měsícem +4

    I’m here 2minutes after the drop 😊

  • @jadethomas9744
    @jadethomas9744 Před měsícem

    Madame Joyce you are so dope, the show is the best. No ones podcast touches it

  • @feliciaojo1452
    @feliciaojo1452 Před měsícem +4

    okay we got a sneak peak on Emmanuel, that's good for a start

  • @danielgabriel370
    @danielgabriel370 Před měsícem +3

    Madam Joyce is on🔥🔥
    He had a garden
    A reformed hoodboy

  • @aas.538
    @aas.538 Před měsícem +2

    this was SOOO funny, i canttt

  • @Poundtown765
    @Poundtown765 Před měsícem +17

    bring poet back everydayy every episode

  • @Lifeof_Ash
    @Lifeof_Ash Před měsícem

    My favourite episode by far 😂

  • @AashleyKaye
    @AashleyKaye Před 29 dny

    This is Joyce’s best episode so far 😭

  • @sammieee01
    @sammieee01 Před měsícem

    nah that lyrics question was sending meee😂

  • @joshuaokobi146
    @joshuaokobi146 Před měsícem +9

    Y’all need to leave Tia alone😂

  • @Princessyinss
    @Princessyinss Před měsícem +3

    Poet getting it correct at the end reminds me of when it took him 2897hours to guess Ukraine on 90sbabys trivia 😭😭

  • @apitt272
    @apitt272 Před měsícem +11

    bess episode..jokes fuh rhell😂😂😂

  • @zerieboo
    @zerieboo Před měsícem

    Omg ! I lose my train of thought often lol j worried of that would be an issue if I started a podcast. But I see you just were transparent and kept it moving. Love it for you. #adhdsista

  • @tinalane3303
    @tinalane3303 Před měsícem

    This was a very good show 😂

  • @jessicajeanlouis4012
    @jessicajeanlouis4012 Před měsícem +2

    Love you MJ💜💜💜💜

  • @jullietansah-joseph2678
    @jullietansah-joseph2678 Před měsícem +3

    This episode was so much jokes 😂😂

  • @LovinMINIdino
    @LovinMINIdino Před měsícem

    Accidentally booked an airbnb in cricklewood when I came to the UK. No way you let him ban you from there! Love from
    Canada 🇨🇦

  • @abzcabz
    @abzcabz Před měsícem

    Great ep as usual Madame Joyce!!!!😅😹🤭 Joyce, Poet & Temi & you lot have made me crease non stop!!! 🤣😂🗣️Also mandem stop choosing your pride over life!!! If there ain't no weapons involved then go ahead and scrap if there's weapons involved then dip and live to fight another day!!!!

  • @akirenad1357
    @akirenad1357 Před měsícem

    Top 5 episode😂😂

  • @ameera_m
    @ameera_m Před měsícem +3

    lmao at tia, big up my half malaysian people tho! im half malaysian too 🤣

  • @jamaaldixson2222
    @jamaaldixson2222 Před měsícem +1

    I wholeheartedly loved this!

  • @sakeenahb8388
    @sakeenahb8388 Před měsícem +27

    Poet is funny asf I really love when he’s a guest 😂

  • @nayatarot777
    @nayatarot777 Před měsícem +23

    Who said anything about solely relying on the guy to take birth control? 😂 that’s a narrative that was just thrown into that convo with no basis. Plenty of women still get pregnant on birth control that was supposed to be highly effective - so why (as a guy) would you not want to double down that protection and make sure that you’re adding onto the prevention of pregnancy yourself? Just in case her contraception fails for whatever reason and vice versa? Both people can create a child in their own ways, so both people need to participate in the prevention of one. Just like both of you would have to willingly participate in the lack of prevention of one. It’s really not rocket science 😂

    • @julianerose
      @julianerose Před měsícem +1

      Agreed. I was disappointed at how this conversation went 😕 us women already bear so much of the risk and take the side effects that can quite literally wreck our mental health, and these guys wont even apply some cream to help reinforce. We forget to take the pill sometimes too!

    • @nayatarot777
      @nayatarot777 Před měsícem +2

      @@julianerose right! They should’ve just said “I don’t want to be responsible for contraception. At all.” I would’ve respected the honesty 😂😂

  • @Shushanab
    @Shushanab Před měsícem +2

    I have a job to attend I can’t be seeing this right now😭

  • @POTMH
    @POTMH Před měsícem +1

    Words can’t explain how much I’m enjoying this episode 😂😂😂😂😂 and I’m still not done ! Big up yourself on this collaboration and episode MJ ❤

  • @jeslo9858
    @jeslo9858 Před měsícem

    The way I have laughed 😂ayeee 👏🏾🤍

  • @PetaVeaila
    @PetaVeaila Před měsícem

    MY FAVVVVV

  • @DebrahKuyeli-mf6qn
    @DebrahKuyeli-mf6qn Před měsícem +3

    These 2 were finished by the end of the ep.

  • @luhanahlupekile1317
    @luhanahlupekile1317 Před měsícem

    Watching from Zambia 🇿🇲 😂😂

  • @usethis4511
    @usethis4511 Před měsícem

    Joyce repeating “I went to school” when talking about the handwriting took me out lmaooo

  • @zee.unboxed6787
    @zee.unboxed6787 Před měsícem

    Both of them bigging up how good Mama Joyce looks has made my own daaaaaay!!!!! 🥹🤎

  • @tehewhatthe
    @tehewhatthe Před měsícem +1

    I heard about blackchat/ black chat but never used it as I wasn’t of age at the time (I’m 34). I do have older siblings though, initially it was online dating for black people then every other ethnicity started to use it and it was over with.

  • @alwelmagek
    @alwelmagek Před měsícem +2

    The conversations are great but the time limit is 😭😭😭

  • @bandd3959
    @bandd3959 Před měsícem +2

    Not cricklewood 😂😂😂😂

  • @adeo506
    @adeo506 Před měsícem

    Yeahhh it feels beggy🥲

  • @sirsummerr
    @sirsummerr Před měsícem +1

    My MJ ting is crazyyy!😂 Lapho someone has to fetch kids. 😭😂

  • @tolunimibamigbade8143
    @tolunimibamigbade8143 Před měsícem

    Joyce’s laughter is something to be checked. This laugh though

  • @benitakalume8256
    @benitakalume8256 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂 "Do you know that Antarctica is our biggest desert"

  • @LizLivingLavish
    @LizLivingLavish Před měsícem

    “Spirit of complaining” 😂😂😂

  • @macmugabo4755
    @macmugabo4755 Před měsícem

    Not a Boeing flight LMAO

  • @kj45674
    @kj45674 Před měsícem

    Yayyy poet😂😂😂😂

  • @Uh-ce2cn
    @Uh-ce2cn Před měsícem

    What was the joke at 1:16:40

  • @AllThingsBeautyBy_Nash
    @AllThingsBeautyBy_Nash Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂 loved this

  • @lydiatshabalala1611
    @lydiatshabalala1611 Před měsícem

    Why is South Africa catching smoke ?

  • @_SXME._
    @_SXME._ Před měsícem +1

    I never clicked so fast 😭😍

  • @shanellsanoh5708
    @shanellsanoh5708 Před měsícem

    E double E😂

  • @VIOLASSHOW
    @VIOLASSHOW Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DebrahKuyeli-mf6qn
    @DebrahKuyeli-mf6qn Před 20 dny

    Did Temi pick up the kids on time

  • @tsw9417
    @tsw9417 Před měsícem +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @feliciaojo1452
    @feliciaojo1452 Před měsícem

    nahhhh i just love poet soooo much, hes soooo sexyyyyy

  • @beingaja
    @beingaja Před 29 dny

    You can 1000 percent put the patch on your butt though …

  • @oseivincent2649
    @oseivincent2649 Před 7 dny

    Temi is gone man ffs😂😂😂😂

  • @Poundtown765
    @Poundtown765 Před měsícem +7

    joyce 😭this comes from a place of love but babes PLEASE let go of that crunchy laugh you do so close to the mic i beg

  • @NJ_22
    @NJ_22 Před měsícem +2

    Joyce has the best most contagious laugh everrr 😂😂😂🫶🏾

  • @lzfmxom2820
    @lzfmxom2820 Před měsícem +2

    Why have the videos come off Spotify when listening to the podcast 🥲🥲🥲