Uncle Eli Talks, Dating Older Women, Weird Nigerian Traditions & Hiding Your Partner From Socials

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2024
  • In this episode Uncle Eli clears age rumours, discusses expectations when dating, his modelling career and more!
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    CT - Uncle Eli
    00:20 - Intro 🎬
    01:28 - Guest Introduction 🗣️
    05:07 - Hot Topics of the Week 🚨
    - Most Promiscuous Countries in the World (05:11)
    - Londoners are the Loneliest in UK (18:21)
    - How old is Uncle Eli? (23:30)
    - Dating Older Women (27:22)
    - Showering Once a Week (32:55)
    - Yung Miami Vs JT, City Girls Feud (42:28)
    46:58 - WinorBin 🔥🗑️
    - Ghosting when dating (47:43)
    - Surprising your partner at their work/home (01:03:39)
    01:09:05 - Growing Up in a West African Home🌍
    01:28:40 - Question of the Week: How long do you wait to go public with your partner? ❓
    01:39:07 - Are You Smart? 🤓
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    Season 2, Episode 26
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Komentáře • 301

  • @Jayyjayy6565
    @Jayyjayy6565 Před 3 měsíci +596

    pls make these sibling episodes a monthly occurence they are so healing 😭

  • @lolalolady
    @lolalolady Před 3 měsíci +485

    Please don’t kill me! I’m at work cutting up 🤣. Love when the siblings are together. Y’all’s humor is unmatched

  • @MaryAbi
    @MaryAbi Před 3 měsíci +407

    The backhanded compliments are just too funny😭

  • @Solotanna_
    @Solotanna_ Před 3 měsíci +232

    “Plus size” “thunder thighs” Joyce Abeg!

  • @destinye
    @destinye Před 3 měsíci +311

    I love when you bring your brother on the show. Imagine an episode with uncle Eli and Grace that would be amazing. 👏🏾❤

  • @olwethunomvete4353
    @olwethunomvete4353 Před 3 měsíci +188

    Not Mr wide waist 😭

  • @johnomolade2955
    @johnomolade2955 Před 3 měsíci +126

    Joyce and Eli singing Yinka Ayefele NEEDS to go viral 🤣- I love it.

  • @truerockreviews
    @truerockreviews Před 3 měsíci +89

    Your mum is bursting with pride right now … I am at the moment and I’m not even your mum . Well done Joyce and Elijah !

  • @olwethumiti6065
    @olwethumiti6065 Před 3 měsíci +148

    😭😭The “Haibo”s from Eli are dusting me 😭cause they’re literally perfectly placed and used in the right context ,where he learn that from huhhh🤣

    • @amahlegumede2967
      @amahlegumede2967 Před 3 měsíci +5

      They must just come here fr😂😂😂

    • @stardustmammie
      @stardustmammie Před 3 měsíci +4

      😂😂 Right?
      By the way, as a South African, I didn't know our girlies are baddies like that hey?

    • @zukisapikoli9493
      @zukisapikoli9493 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@stardustmammie didn't think we're outside like that 😭😭

  • @uniquelady1234
    @uniquelady1234 Před 3 měsíci +158

    Wasn't this just filmed yesterday, wow, come through work ethic, I can already tell I'm going to be creasing, the sibling vibes are always the best 😂❤

  • @ogphemomodibedi3026
    @ogphemomodibedi3026 Před 3 měsíci +40

    I love how Eli respects his sister..
    They joke and all but you can tell he has soo much respect for her.
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Nwaii_24
    @Nwaii_24 Před 3 měsíci +63

    The "Haibo" took me out😭😭😭😭😭 How can you not like Uncle Eli

  • @mella.noire36
    @mella.noire36 Před 3 měsíci +70

    Eli’s take on the city girls has killed me😂

  • @dbrxh
    @dbrxh Před 3 měsíci +83

    The Yinka Ayefele appreciation was my favourite part😂😂😂❤

  • @Chuuzus
    @Chuuzus Před 3 měsíci +89

    lmao the way he kept saying plus size modelling 🤣🤣

  • @F-N-Z-01
    @F-N-Z-01 Před 3 měsíci +46

    The Yinka Ayefele section was 🔥. Hope he gets to see the love you guys were showing. Our legends will be so pleased to see young ones in the diaspora give them their flowers

  • @giftssa
    @giftssa Před 3 měsíci +168

    The way Uncle Eli shouted “bomboclak”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toblorone96
    @toblorone96 Před 3 měsíci +59

    No please the Jt and Young Miami bit 😂😂😂 you guys are too funny

    • @Kayceeeeeeee544
      @Kayceeeeeeee544 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I actually died 😂😂😂😂 he said what will we do listen to actual artists like wizkid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sonotieno229
    @sonotieno229 Před 3 měsíci +105

    The household must have had soooo many jokes.... Joyce, Eli AND Grace?????

  • @zeeclifford6110
    @zeeclifford6110 Před 3 měsíci +110

    “Say sorry now or I’ll get mad”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AngwiTacho
    @AngwiTacho Před 3 měsíci +73

    But wait .. the constant adding of “plus size” 😭😭 an anhhhhh

    • @LoveSoca
      @LoveSoca Před 3 měsíci +8

      Joyce is too wicked. I was cracking up 😂

  • @oseogieuadiale9141
    @oseogieuadiale9141 Před 3 měsíci +54

    That yinka ayefele interlude was neededdd!😭

  • @_xyesha
    @_xyesha Před 3 měsíci +29

    lmaoooo when she kept repeating PLUS SIZE😂😂😂😂

  • @julianakakembo55
    @julianakakembo55 Před 3 měsíci +24

    “But sometimes you don’t bath”🤣Joyce is so quick when she comes for her brother😂 also she’ll always bring up that one relationship of his😭😂

  • @228jessie
    @228jessie Před 3 měsíci +44

    I loveeeee the episodes with your brother smmm🥹🥹 the sibling bants always does it for me 😂💕 I love you guys’ relationship, pure good vibes 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🥰

  • @shyaluyvone7336
    @shyaluyvone7336 Před 3 měsíci +38

    Twenty-ONE??!!! .now I can’t unsee it

  • @adebisijoseph8795
    @adebisijoseph8795 Před 3 měsíci +20

    This has to be my favorite episode 😂😂😂. I am Nigerian living in Nigeria and I can definitely relate to everything 😭😂 Now I had to do go download Yinka Ayefele’s music😂 such a nostalgic feeling!

  • @MO-hn1rz
    @MO-hn1rz Před 3 měsíci +22

    Lmfao! Nah that Yinka Ayefele breakdown brings back memories. I’m about to go on a long drive and play that album.

  • @giftssa
    @giftssa Před 3 měsíci +30

    You two together👌🏾 I laughed and smiled the whole wayyyy😂😂 more of uncle Eli!!!!

  • @terriandrews2377
    @terriandrews2377 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Nahhh the way I cried throughout the episode !! 😭😭 Elijah is a movieeeee

  • @PartyMusicOnDeck
    @PartyMusicOnDeck Před 3 měsíci +14

    Ngl last week I was upset there was no episode 😭 but this was the best episode all year!! And 2+ hours??? 😢 it’s the love for me

  • @pearlmckay7123
    @pearlmckay7123 Před 3 měsíci +55

    Omggg they’re acc siblings ??! how did I not know this 😭

  • @comicalchristine1014
    @comicalchristine1014 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Great episode as usual you both bounce of each other. That episode with your oldest sister. Can not wait for that.

  • @dza6516
    @dza6516 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Yessss the deadly duo is back ❤🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @Mrodus
    @Mrodus Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your realness is out of this world. Officially I'm a big fan. My best podcaster. More grace, talking about your mom gave me memories. Love it too much

  • @evannealarnah
    @evannealarnah Před 3 měsíci +5

    This episode had me HOWLING😂 the joy you two bring to my day mannn

  • @sandrauba03
    @sandrauba03 Před 3 měsíci +11

    I was cheesing the whole episode 😭😭 such a great episode 👏🏾👏🏾🔥

  • @Stashbunni
    @Stashbunni Před 3 měsíci +26

    The whole family is perfect

  • @Sofelandd
    @Sofelandd Před 3 měsíci +8

    Joyce. Uncle. Eli, thanks. I fully appreciated this episode ❤

  • @pikachudemsy9751
    @pikachudemsy9751 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Bro I love your videos pls never stop posting 😭❤️I’m a varsity students and I do my research papers while listening to you ❤️

  • @TinkOutLoud
    @TinkOutLoud Před 3 měsíci +2

    I’m never going to finish this episode! The way I keep rewinding bits 2-3 times, just for vibes and laughs. 😂😂

  • @Queenangietv
    @Queenangietv Před 3 měsíci +4

    Loveeeeee when uncle Eli comes on!!! You two together is f’in hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💛💛💛💛

  • @kokomonroeneverstop
    @kokomonroeneverstop Před 3 měsíci +9

    You two together are toooooo funnny , loved this episode 😂😂😂😂

  • @chioma4392
    @chioma4392 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Man said mr wide waist 😭😭😭😭💀I loved this episode

  • @nelledgtl
    @nelledgtl Před 3 měsíci +8

    yall are such a breath of fresh air 😂😂

  • @malungayesemusic
    @malungayesemusic Před 3 měsíci +2

    Love this Sibling duo ❤ Reminds me of the relationship I have with my siblings!

  • @JustMe2023_
    @JustMe2023_ Před 3 měsíci +3

    Omg literally cry laughing THROUGHOUT!!!! Love this chemistry and the singing finished me 😩❤❤❤

  • @CdotC
    @CdotC Před 3 měsíci

    These riddles actually do my head in

  • @chelseaj8306
    @chelseaj8306 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This episode was gold 🖤

  • @user-et1mn4df9d
    @user-et1mn4df9d Před 3 měsíci +1

    this episode is giving me memories

  • @Selz264
    @Selz264 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This whole podcast was everything

  • @KikInChief
    @KikInChief Před měsícem +1

    Real talk, my mom almost took me out of this world with that hot water/Aboniki combo. I didn't think I was gonna make it, but we tenk God sha.

  • @sadie760
    @sadie760 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Yesss my favourite guest 🎉

  • @danasemota1588
    @danasemota1588 Před 3 měsíci

    This episode finna put me in trouble in work. I’m out here cackling and everyone looking at me weird. When y’all broke into the Yinka Ayefele interlude nahhhhh. Top tier episode!!! Big up Madam Joyce and Uncle Eli ever mf time 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @Mspowell30
    @Mspowell30 Před 3 měsíci +15

    The way am cracking uppp wow thanks needed a good laugh wow I havnt really laughed in years (so it feels like)

  • @fok3624
    @fok3624 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The guys y’all were speaking about brought back so many good memories, especially Yinka Ayefele😭😭

  • @user-ye8fd4nd3x
    @user-ye8fd4nd3x Před 3 měsíci +3

    the funniest episode ! love your relationship with your brother 😂

  • @Leegirl269
    @Leegirl269 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I will always love this duo😂😂

  • @lefxxwill7740
    @lefxxwill7740 Před 3 měsíci +1

    we are being blessed today!!!!!

  • @amarastokes-mg3cw
    @amarastokes-mg3cw Před 3 měsíci +1

    Who ever does the comics are so talented ❤❤I love them every episode

  • @CocoFrankie
    @CocoFrankie Před 3 měsíci +3

    Another amazing episode 😅

  • @sheerkimjameson
    @sheerkimjameson Před 3 měsíci +4

    i am hereeeee for this look

  • @mshells.x
    @mshells.x Před 3 měsíci +72

    5 mins in and I’m already creasing😭😭😭😭

  • @BoroughUnited
    @BoroughUnited Před měsícem

    By farrrrr the best episode! 😂😂😂

  • @i_am_crt
    @i_am_crt Před 3 měsíci +2

    that wee conversation was wild...

  • @youngorkpatar-youngorgener9632

    You guys have really brought back my childhood memories 😂😂🥰

  • @megansinor6575
    @megansinor6575 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So glad ur brother is back he had me dying with that Olaf hard worker in the slippers bit last time 😂

  • @hwwh8145
    @hwwh8145 Před 3 měsíci

    We have those brooms in somali culture too. Theyre so good, honestly and it's satisfying to use.

  • @ellenellenellenellen
    @ellenellenellenellen Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is too good well done guys 😂😂

  • @lawwdhavemercy649
    @lawwdhavemercy649 Před 3 měsíci

    No this sibling episode was soo funny! I loved it!

  • @Yesitswura
    @Yesitswura Před 3 měsíci +4

    My fav guestttt

  • @Sam-ml5wt
    @Sam-ml5wt Před 3 měsíci

    Love the mix of humour & wisdom here 👏♥️

  • @caramelprincess521
    @caramelprincess521 Před 3 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂 I love this episode so much I laughed from beginning to end

  • @thediariesofchi
    @thediariesofchi Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ya are too funny. I was tryna do my nails & had to keep stopping 🤣🤣 the covid talk 😭💀💀

  • @JeffreyEkoma
    @JeffreyEkoma Před 3 měsíci

    Y’all cooked on this episode. First time actually listening to a whole episode. This ain’t disappoint lol….

  • @demewharton9646
    @demewharton9646 Před 3 měsíci

    IM LOVING THE BRO AND SIS SING ALONG

  • @CarinRenee
    @CarinRenee Před 3 měsíci +5

    Babe..thank you for today ❤

  • @felixenemuo
    @felixenemuo Před 3 měsíci +1

    The sign out is bursting my head 😂😂

  • @user-gn7fy9oz2m
    @user-gn7fy9oz2m Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m calling it, this podcast will meet a millly subscribers this podcast maybe not this episode will blow up

  • @ImadeSamantha
    @ImadeSamantha Před 3 měsíci +1

    This episode was just everything 😂😂

  • @lililovesbeauty100
    @lililovesbeauty100 Před 3 měsíci +8

    When I tell you I been laughing the whole episode not even halfway through.

  • @natalyajefferies
    @natalyajefferies Před 3 měsíci

    These two are sooooo funny together. Please feature Eli more 😂😂😂

  • @helenzidon
    @helenzidon Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cacklingggggg with tears at “No air, Chris Brown and that girl” 🤣🤣🤣😅 Yooo! Eli for president 🙌🏾😅

  • @Princessyinss
    @Princessyinss Před 3 měsíci +9

    Eli's answer for the riddle was way better than 'mouth' tbh 👀

    • @lalalaal.
      @lalalaal. Před 3 měsíci

      i thought "book" would've been it acc

  • @CamillatMashaun
    @CamillatMashaun Před 3 měsíci +1

    YINKA AYEFELE IS THE ONE. Sang along loved it 🥰

  • @feliciaojo1452
    @feliciaojo1452 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Pleasseeeeee I'm vibing to this yinka ayefele!!!!!!!!!

  • @kemzysd1062
    @kemzysd1062 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The yinka ayefele segment had me reminiscing childhood too 😂😂😂❤️

  • @damiitba
    @damiitba Před 3 měsíci +5

    Joyce looks so good 😍

  • @janetamoah3244
    @janetamoah3244 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The last part got me rolling. Guessing the song 😂

  • @LoveSoca
    @LoveSoca Před 3 měsíci +2

    We use the same broom in Guyana. Can’t deny African roots

  • @KLH555
    @KLH555 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I LOVE!!! This duo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RachelEye
    @RachelEye Před 3 měsíci +2

    14:40 my mom just set this up for me the other day lol ....I was hearing colors as well lol

  • @nikalaas6341
    @nikalaas6341 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This whole episode was chaotic and the amount of laughing I did I have a headache

  • @annaman206
    @annaman206 Před 3 měsíci

    I didn’t even know Joyce was Grace sister until now because of Eli wow wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️

  • @xoitsblessing
    @xoitsblessing Před 3 měsíci +1

    The balm and the hot water is something my mom does too. The soap bars as well!!😂 Burning incense as well. I'm fully convinced that they're all in the same Whatsaap group tbh😅

  • @prettyjoy8281
    @prettyjoy8281 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Eli’s episodes are always fire. Bring back victor as well

  • @onlykba
    @onlykba Před 3 měsíci

    This was another great episode! i was laughing too much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @princetakyi9936
    @princetakyi9936 Před 3 měsíci

    Joyce vocals has improved Lool harmony in Davido bit was good

  • @liandrangwenya7410
    @liandrangwenya7410 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Those Covid concoctions were wild! I surrendered when I saw my mum drinking coke with chopped chilli. It was to “heal the body from covid”
    I remember thinking this can’t be real! 💀😭🤣😶

    • @bcuz30
      @bcuz30 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Your mom was on top something! They now have spices cola!

  • @tammyndebele2559
    @tammyndebele2559 Před 4 dny

    your laugh is contagious and unique🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love it