Laugh Break! That Really Happened! Ep 11 by RxCKSTxR

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  • @pamelqtaylor8335
    @pamelqtaylor8335 Před 2 lety +2311

    That aint mine! I didn't even dress myself this morning! LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lower_y
      @lower_y Před 2 lety +62

      My fav. Priceless

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 Před rokem +54

      Laughing so hard I'm crying 😭

    • @poupilarue5115
      @poupilarue5115 Před rokem +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @glad2balive
      @glad2balive Před rokem +44

      All the while doing the most to tell on himself 😂😂😂😂

    • @blue03r6
      @blue03r6 Před rokem +36

      Whats sad is ive seen many police videos and people literally say stuff like that to cops.

  • @asia.b
    @asia.b Před 2 lety +1678

    "You musta thought you was done. I paid for the hour." 😂😂😂

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 Před rokem +76

    Another innocent Chihuahua, busted by corrupt cops! ❤😂🎉 All that stuff was planted!

    • @athena7042
      @athena7042 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Because they're Mexican

  • @andiincali.4663
    @andiincali.4663 Před rokem +495

    I used to work at a stable in the mornings, taking care of the horses. There was this one Clydesdale named Dakota who would not let me exit his paddock without giving him back scratches first. Everyday he would literally stand in front of the gate, blocking the way out till I showed him some love. Adorable.

    • @NewEarth5DOnly
      @NewEarth5DOnly Před 9 měsíci +16

      💕💕

    • @peekaboots01
      @peekaboots01 Před 9 měsíci +11

      How cute. 😊🥰

    • @user-ez2ek4nw9t
      @user-ez2ek4nw9t Před 9 měsíci +4

      You are really really funny. You know the minds of these dogs!

    • @Darby.Brewer
      @Darby.Brewer Před 8 měsíci +10

      Cute! My Clyde used to block me from leaving her stall until she got a nose kiss.

    • @sleasy01
      @sleasy01 Před 7 měsíci

      Liar 🤥🤥🤥

  • @draydayj1
    @draydayj1 Před rokem +730

    The dog getting frisked is hilarious!!!😂

  • @deborahtgilmore4070
    @deborahtgilmore4070 Před rokem +288

    Screaming 😱!! Lost it when he said, "I didn’t even dress myself!" 🥰

  • @kasatka.
    @kasatka. Před rokem +812

    I love the boldness of this horse Lmaoo, so bold and obvious. They definitely know what they want and not afraid to make it known 😂😭 .

    • @kathyswearngin5877
      @kathyswearngin5877 Před rokem +32

      My horse does the same thing to me all the time. It’s hilarious. “Excuse me, mom. Scratch my booty.”

    • @lauraheddin6973
      @lauraheddin6973 Před rokem +21

      @@kathyswearngin5877 Mine, too. Lol Gotta love 'em!

    • @user-cd7uf7to5m
      @user-cd7uf7to5m Před rokem +8

      That horse!! OMG!! Too funny!! (I did think he might make a pile of manure right there, though!! But, no, thankfully, no... Lol!! Lol!!)...

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před rokem +6

      The horse that I ride wants my apple juice but she won't get none ! 😌🥤

  • @jeanhicks7035
    @jeanhicks7035 Před rokem +678

    I love the innocent chihuahua!

  • @bananabuttons6637
    @bananabuttons6637 Před rokem +711

    I love the chihuahua has little pockets in the legs of his pants 😂

  • @progress2success317
    @progress2success317 Před rokem +390

    Omggg I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂 that horse back that thang up for his scratch lmao😂

    • @crystalsingleton8993
      @crystalsingleton8993 Před rokem +16

      Hilarious!!!!!

    • @indigoGoddess7
      @indigoGoddess7 Před rokem +5

      Lol now every time I play that song Back That Azz Up by Cash money 🤣🤣🤣🤣 imma remember this 🤣🤣🤣🍑🍑

    • @reign7940
      @reign7940 Před 3 měsíci

      @@indigoGoddess7 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oceanview2965
    @oceanview2965 Před rokem +1035

    I can't thank you enough for all the laughter you bring everyday!!!

  • @crabapple6775
    @crabapple6775 Před 8 měsíci +30

    the guy at the end looks like he works for 'Homeland Security' to catch a smuggler. So calm, matter of fact, straight faced and professional. So gentle with the darling pup during the search and even after busting him with all the dirty contraband. What a guy. good job.

  • @birdhead73
    @birdhead73 Před rokem +194

    The doggo with the Cross Colors outfit getting patted down got me in tears 🤣

    • @bompsychompsy
      @bompsychompsy Před 8 měsíci +9

      "Cross Colors outfit" HAHAHA!

    • @cindywilliams8188
      @cindywilliams8188 Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@@bompsychompsy
      Which was our fashion in the 90's now its doggystyle 😅

    • @ShamikaCrouch
      @ShamikaCrouch Před 5 měsíci +3

      Cross Colors took me way back!!

  • @ND-jl9jq
    @ND-jl9jq Před rokem +9

    The little Chihuahua being patted down, "I have the right to remain silent. I'm saying nothin'." But can't keep silent. LOL!!!

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Před rokem +36

    " I know my rights I ain't saying nothing" 💀😂 that dog has the right to remain adorable 🥰❤

  • @blondesmommy
    @blondesmommy Před 8 měsíci +8

    I appreciate how you keep the narration clean and wholesome. You don't need foul language to be funny and you, sir, are hilarious!

  • @SusieQZee
    @SusieQZee Před rokem +216

    You’re doing the Lord’s work by spreading so much joy and laughter. Thank you! I crack up at EVERY short. 💗

    • @pilarq7886
      @pilarq7886 Před 6 měsíci

      Yep ..we're supposed to be enjoying joy peace happiness and we're not except for Rockstar

  • @terrahotlanta5892
    @terrahotlanta5892 Před rokem +208

    The one with the Chihuahua got me crying 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀😂

    • @kellyanneshereck1421
      @kellyanneshereck1421 Před rokem +7

      I darn near fell off my bed with that dog! Still can’t talk/like giggles at church-don’t do it! But his necklace tho’…!!!!!!

    • @samanthameinhardt884
      @samanthameinhardt884 Před rokem +8

      I'm right there with you on the Chihuahua one! 😂❤️ That ain't mine! I didn't even dress myself..... Mad props to the people that can make us laugh and die at the same time 🤣 lol!!!

  • @grateful1956
    @grateful1956 Před rokem +102

    The dog under the armpit cracked me up!!😂

  • @deecarlson3375
    @deecarlson3375 Před 9 měsíci +5

    That puppy is feeling like President Trump right now....FRAMED!

  • @matthewperkins4837
    @matthewperkins4837 Před rokem +133

    His voice-over matches the animals expressions perfectly. Here I am 36 years old laughing my ass off like a little school boy! Keep them coming bro. I love your channel.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před 10 měsíci +9

      Isn't it a shame that we feel we have to justify (or just find it surprising) having a brilliant belly laugh just because we're adults. It's no surprise that children generally handle stress, so much better than we adults.🤗

    • @chp4822
      @chp4822 Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@221b-Maker-Streetnever stop playing. You are so right about the stress. For real…stop by a park and swing for less than 5 minutes. Mood immediately elevated.

    • @hencat123
      @hencat123 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I;m with you...I am about to be 69 years old and I am laughing out loud at his videos...the chi frisk was the absolute cutest!!

    • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
      @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@chp4822I'm dead-ass in that position. I work full-time, I'm in school full-time, I take care of family members, etc.
      For two seconds at work the other day, I had to run outside to grab something, and I was like,"DAMN. It feels great outside." There was a light breeze, it smelled like somebody just mowed their grass, etc.
      I took a deep breath and soaked up the sun for those two seconds, and thought about how thankful I was to experience it. Then it was right back to joyless adult-life 😑

    • @dianisquezada9356
      @dianisquezada9356 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@JuanAppleseed-ge6tbThat's very admirable, I hope someday you'll have free time to enjoy the beauty that surround us

  • @factsoverfiction7826
    @factsoverfiction7826 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Like Rxckstxr often says in voice-over: "Dogs got rights!"

  • @rubberbandshee2188
    @rubberbandshee2188 Před 2 lety +136

    "That ain't mine" made my day! Love your work Thanks so much for sharing!

  • @TheDjSweets
    @TheDjSweets Před rokem +10

    to be fair chihuahua didn't try to resist in any way. and looked so confident as if he knows his lawyer would have him back on the streets in no time.

  • @sapp3980
    @sapp3980 Před rokem +21

    The criminal dog had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he held his own and didn't say nothing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tessbennett3796
    @tessbennett3796 Před rokem +18

    "I didn't even dress myself" had me snort laughing.

  • @lymarie1974
    @lymarie1974 Před rokem +137

    You and Tony Baker are the best animal voice overs 😂

  • @ginny5937
    @ginny5937 Před 9 měsíci +8

    The Chihuahua is darling in his cargo pants and hoodie, pockets full of contraband, and his chain necklace looks very macho!! 😉😆 I can hear him saying, "These aren't MY pants!" 😄

  • @greenshp
    @greenshp Před rokem +5

    ""I didn't even dress myself this morning!"" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AriesGirlTAROT
    @AriesGirlTAROT Před rokem +84

    Oh, my God, the Chihuahua at 45 seconds. Dude, you are hilarious funny. As well, my Chihuahua (also black w/ tan) has stolen my son’s lip balm repeatedly. This hits home. SO funny. 😂 Ur too much. ❤❤❤

  • @user-ox6fc3fl9w
    @user-ox6fc3fl9w Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love this guy!! It's as if he knows EXACTLY what these critters are thinking. Hes a hoot!!

  • @stephaniel6350
    @stephaniel6350 Před rokem +1

    I think the pup has a valid point. He's innocent!
    Love that horse lol.

  • @KeepItReal1
    @KeepItReal1 Před rokem +159

    You always brighten my day. I'm glad I found you.💯👍 Don't arrest that doggie😅😅🤣🤣

  • @MichaelSherrod-ov1mi
    @MichaelSherrod-ov1mi Před 4 měsíci +5

    "That ain't mine"🐶And he's got something in every pocket.GUILTY!!!!! This is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @kellykelly7747
    @kellykelly7747 Před rokem +57

    Omg I'm dying 😂 !!!! This man is brilliant...please give him the highest award for comedy entertainment. Soooo healing to laugh this hard! XOXO

  • @mchllwoods
    @mchllwoods Před 11 měsíci +2

    If u have the right to remain silent then u shouldn't have to say anything.😂❤

  • @FrancescoDiMauro
    @FrancescoDiMauro Před 2 lety +77

    "I'm still rolling" 🤣

  • @maid4thelamb85
    @maid4thelamb85 Před rokem +22

    Oh my, that last one where the dog is saying "That ain't mine.... I have the right to remain silent," I laughed so hard, the tears were streaming and I couldn't see the video! Had to watch again!! THANK YOU for all the laughter till my stomach hurt!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @tj921able
    @tj921able Před 8 měsíci +4

    These were so cute, they went by too fast. The horse was so sweet!

  • @Kimacho
    @Kimacho Před rokem +15

    A comedian who is actually funny and doesn't curse so I can't show to my kids ! Def subscribing

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před rokem +17

    The sound when the chihuahua turns his head! Brilliant! Thank you!

  • @jjumbo33ify
    @jjumbo33ify Před rokem +22

    I ain't dressed myself this morning 😂🤣😂

  • @mikepmena29
    @mikepmena29 Před rokem +2

    The Chihuahua got me with the voiceover that ain't mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liesdamnliesandstatsweird1934

    Yep, I wholeheartedly support the Stop & Frisk policy!!!!

  • @AprilLashon
    @AprilLashon Před rokem +66

    When I tell you I’m laughing so hard right now. You made me forget I’m being cyber bullied!

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 Před rokem +8

      #What 😳🙁

    • @crystalsingleton8993
      @crystalsingleton8993 Před rokem +16

      I am so sorry you are dealing with this.

    • @flyboymike111357
      @flyboymike111357 Před rokem +2

      @@jenniferharden2258 Nah uh. Don't target a teen dealing with social struggles to try and recruit a vulnerable young person into your religion. If you're sincere in your beliefs you'd try and do something positive by showing secular support for a bullying victim. Instead of being sleazy and trying to use it to your own advantage by making you feel better about yourself by tricking yourself into believing that you're serving God by preaching to someone who is in need of a positive human connection and isn't in a place to properly recieve a religious message.

    • @warmlantern0000
      @warmlantern0000 Před rokem +14

      @@flyboymike111357 Wow she was being nice.
      All you did was be rude. What's your positive message to the Original comment?

    • @flyboymike111357
      @flyboymike111357 Před rokem +2

      @@warmlantern0000 To remember that it gets better. That there is a big beautiful world full of kind and generous people who will be happy to accept you for who you are. And that no matter how difficult it might be to believe it, all you have to do is find those people, and let them teach you how to love yourself.

  • @adhoc7035
    @adhoc7035 Před rokem +60

    How do you make this so dang spot on?!?!?! Your voice over is just stellar, mate.

  • @mariababyface
    @mariababyface Před 4 měsíci +1

    Nice! First he says he know his rights, he ain't sayn nuthin. And then blabs in denial with each piece of item confiscated.

  • @animula6908
    @animula6908 Před rokem +10

    The dog trying to see what you’re doing as soon as you pick up something that isn’t him, his toy, or his leash is way more relatable to me. I pick up a pen and paper: shoom! He materializes. I try to learn crochet: shoom! Let me help you with that yarn!

  • @patriciaevans5906
    @patriciaevans5906 Před 9 měsíci +14

    You are definitely what we need….more laughter! And it’s good for everyone to watch….8-80 yrs old! You are perfect at reading animals! A huge thank you for sharing these with us…..I look forward to everyone you do!

  • @ivyc7336
    @ivyc7336 Před rokem +27

    Omg...that poor goose!

  • @beckyguihan4936
    @beckyguihan4936 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The classic "these aren't my pants" excuse😂 Little criminal 😂

  • @stef1lee
    @stef1lee Před rokem +46

    You're 100% my absolute favorite channel. I know where I get my daily fill of laughs and where I can send folks for theirs. Thank you for sharing your infectious humor with us!

  • @Icandoitifiwant
    @Icandoitifiwant Před rokem +6

    I honestly can't get enough of these videos. The voice over commentaries are ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!

  • @bamadad53
    @bamadad53 Před rokem +8

    Seriously has Disney not came calling for this guy yet???? Makes no sense if they haven’t. Dude is the best! 😂

  • @SuperZytoon
    @SuperZytoon Před rokem +1

    You truly are a Rockstar! That dog forcing his head under the arm to see what’s going on “Moo your arm”!

  • @margipinto7925
    @margipinto7925 Před 4 měsíci +2

    That Chihuahua pat-down is epic! 😂

  • @tainadelcaribe
    @tainadelcaribe Před rokem +22

    You’re THE channel to watch after a long hard day at work! 😂

  • @nicolehill4812
    @nicolehill4812 Před rokem +5

    That horse backing that thang up! Hilarious!

  • @rosinapauls1517
    @rosinapauls1517 Před rokem +1

    The fact that the dog stood in position that long for him to get frisked him😂😂

  • @MikoMoJo
    @MikoMoJo Před 8 měsíci +2

    If no one has told you in this minute, you’re the best 😂.

  • @davidloken5800
    @davidloken5800 Před 2 lety +77

    There’s no way that goose was okay

  • @tinabaglien258
    @tinabaglien258 Před rokem +20

    Stop already! You make me laugh every time. I press like even before I see it! I love your originality and that it’s not all about you! Everyone is equally enjoying this content! Thanks, Tina!😂❤😂❤😂❤

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama Před rokem +1

    That Chihuahua got charged with indecent exposure😅

  • @carolwright2234
    @carolwright2234 Před rokem +1

    That dog getting searched was game over for me 🤣😂😅

  • @viawilderness
    @viawilderness Před rokem +16

    That Chihuahua 😂 he's like "I look like a Porta-Rican in this outfit" 🐕

  • @hazelkagey6739
    @hazelkagey6739 Před rokem +17

    I share your humor with friends and family!
    Just love to watch these over & over!!!!

  • @greg1288
    @greg1288 Před rokem +1

    I know my rights I ain't saying nuthin!
    Dat ain't mine!!!👀👀
    Somebody trying to incriminate me man!..😁🐶😂🤣

  • @psycheinc-theSLC
    @psycheinc-theSLC Před rokem +16

    You are so fantastic - honestly, it is such a blessing to be able to make people happy amongst so much doom and gloom. Thank you so much! Psyche aka Psyche Thompson UK 🌹

  • @treeb304
    @treeb304 Před rokem +38

    Thank you for being a voice for the animals, lol Your voice overs are so perfect and timing! I LOVE your videos and I watch them to get a good laugh everyday!

  • @lauravanbakel3853
    @lauravanbakel3853 Před 10 měsíci +2

    My kids LOVE watching these videos. Thanks for keeping them kid friendly.

  • @naninolovyou6388
    @naninolovyou6388 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Your comedic timing and your intonation along with the real vocals, is GOLD. I have done voice overs for decades and you cannot be beaten, my friend. You are pure entertainment. You have an amazing gift! Please don’t EVER stop. Thank you for sharing ❤❤❤❤

  • @akanbivalentina6172
    @akanbivalentina6172 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The chihuahua, his gold chain and his tiny pockets 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dude had exhibit on him and he kept denying it. He had to say "he didn't dress himself up this morning" to make it look like they were planted on him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dbabs1558
    @dbabs1558 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The last one with the chihuahua being frisked was really good but would have been even better if the man wore a police 👮‍♂️ uniform 😂

  • @brokenangel2224
    @brokenangel2224 Před 9 měsíci +2

    The little guy at the end, being frisked, is HILARIOUS!!!😂😂

  • @jannesasmith7950
    @jannesasmith7950 Před rokem +21

    Thank you for all the laughter you bring to our home. My 5 year old granddaughter laughs so hard that she has tears literally falling down her face. We love you!!❤️

  • @baconbap
    @baconbap Před rokem +3

    When the horse said, "Ooh, ooh glory..." 🤣🤣

  • @Don_DeMarco
    @Don_DeMarco Před rokem +2

    "That tickle my booty" is a statement I didn't expect to hear today.

  • @BiGsImY
    @BiGsImY Před 8 měsíci +1

    Sad to see these pups turning to a life of crime like that…smh

  • @claudiadunkley4
    @claudiadunkley4 Před rokem +11

    THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH TONIGHT---ALL SO GREAT! TREMENDOUS! DONE SO WELL! THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

  • @sherierodrigues1569
    @sherierodrigues1569 Před rokem +3

    You are just what the doctor ordered in our lives. I LOVE you young man. Sherie Rodrigues from Australia

  • @Izzyforeverlace8chrome
    @Izzyforeverlace8chrome Před 10 měsíci +1

    On behalf of the 1000's of people who love you and the millions who are yet to discover your channel!!! You're an absolute LEGEND and the BEST at these voice overs and the person who beat you at it has not yet been born. I'm so glad I found your channel!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • @ms.err0r530
    @ms.err0r530 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I taught me two dogs to assume the position lol. Then I give them back scratches and belly rubs lol

  • @nunya3461
    @nunya3461 Před rokem +9

    That was awesome! Love the chihuahua at the end, his face is priceless!

  • @carolgraham8564
    @carolgraham8564 Před rokem +3

    Laughter is the best medicene. Thank you 🤣

  • @Nala0423
    @Nala0423 Před 15 dny

    “That aint mine, didnt dress myself” Its obvious…. Officer, charge him with INDICENT EXPOSURE IMMEDIATELY.😅😅😅😅😅

  • @d33rex64
    @d33rex64 Před rokem +2

    That goose was definitely murdered

  • @rantymcrantrant9391
    @rantymcrantrant9391 Před rokem +3

    "I ain't gonna say nothing else."
    "That ain't mine!"
    🤣

  • @AmericanCopperDragonChile

    Unfortunately, that duck really got hurt.

    • @HJKelley47
      @HJKelley47 Před rokem +4

      Yes it got seriously injured, and I wonder if it lived? That was a serious kick and
      the horse looked like it was shoed. Probably did not make it.

    • @deannb7398
      @deannb7398 Před rokem +4

      I was laughing until the goose got kicked. I’m pretty sure it’s neck was broken😢

    • @rxckstxr
      @rxckstxr  Před rokem +15

      So sorry y’all! I thought I deleted that video from all my platforms but I forgot it was on this. I have removed that segment from this video! Thank you for bringing it to my attention!!

    • @deannb7398
      @deannb7398 Před rokem +3

      @@rxckstxr Thank You! Your videos always brighten my day!

  • @narvelancoleman3813
    @narvelancoleman3813 Před rokem +1

    The nosey dog was so cute... I had to give that nose a 'boop' through my screen!

  • @createprogress8732
    @createprogress8732 Před rokem +2

    “That tickle my booty” 😂😂😂

  • @randle60
    @randle60 Před rokem +3

    Now that patting the fur baby down I was in tears😭now that was
    Freaking cute an all the gadgets came out da Lil pockets🐕🐾👍

  • @texastwister6988
    @texastwister6988 Před rokem +9

    Oh no I hope the goose didn't die😢

  • @cgreen399
    @cgreen399 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That dog knows his rights!

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I've just startled my fellow passengers by bursting out in a guffaw at "That ain't mine!"
    Splendid comedy, but if I get into trouble with the British Transport Police, I'm going to sue! 😉

  • @mellovrofwritnwordc1662
    @mellovrofwritnwordc1662 Před rokem +28

    Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning. Thank you

  • @markbreaux24
    @markbreaux24 Před rokem +14

    I came across some of your videos last night and laughed till my stomach hurt! I immediately subscribed! Funny stuff man! Keep up the good work!

  • @apriltropet8048
    @apriltropet8048 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The little dog look like “pic”. Hustle man dog from Martin 😂

  • @Majicplumbob
    @Majicplumbob Před 4 měsíci +1

    Aw man, the chihuahua had me snorting coca cola. Yup, I laughed and snorted coca cola all up in my damn nose and yep and I started laughing and spewed that shit everywhere. I did that. Im 45 and Im not embarrassed. 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @doublerainbow376
      @doublerainbow376 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😲
      I've finally learned to smash pause button before taking a drink. ☺️

  • @crystalsingleton8993
    @crystalsingleton8993 Před rokem +3

    The horse 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariag5756
    @mariag5756 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “I ain’t even dressed myself”😝😝😝😝