Silly bullets don’t scare me, I’m from Florida
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Can you do MO again, I missed your St. Louis one?
@@Abbyxx812I am a real person. Please stop commenting stuff like this everywhere. This is not a good way to communicate.
@@Ben_Brainardlook his comment got removed
I'll keep an eye out for the next time you come round to Florida.
Loved your guys' set at Rosemont last night.
"There are far more terrifying ways to go out than simply being shot"
Most are.
Ya bears bite balls first and skin you like a fish
As a former Texan now Montanan and soon to be a Texans I will say bears are scarier then bullets
Bears, fire, drowning, etc.
Any predator/omnivore bigger than me is not a fun way to go out, but I personally think grizzly bears take the cake for Least Fun
As a Swede I love the scary, American folktales about the land of Florida. Good thing such a place couldn’t possibly exist, right?
😅😅 unfortunately the bath salts story is 100% true and happened more than once 🙃
@@afreaknamedallie1707 I was kidding, in case that wasn’t clear! :0) I heard something about that but I didn’t know it was more than once! That is really awful and sad.
He's a native from my neck of the woods of Florida and there is zero exaggeration in this clip
@@kogababe I was kidding if that wasn’t clear! :0) Living in Florida seems like an experience! The ”Sharknado”- films are basically your average weather-reports, huh?
@@mawe86ifyPretty much. Florida weather has 5 modes. The sun is actively trying to cook you, the air feels like walking through soup, both and Hurricane season. Gators are also incredibly simple to find. Just go to the nearest body of water that a human body can submerge in; there's at least one gator in there and it's a coin flip if you see it or not.
"LIIiiFFfteEEed frOom THe LaAaAAke"
That caught me off guard so hard
Now we understand Florida Man jokes.
I think the algator-nado is scarryier, because if a shark lands next to you all it can do is flop arround, an aligator can chase you down.
Plus if a shark lands near you can quite literally just wait the clock out until it dies from being out of water but with a gator you've pretty much already lost the house
The gator: 'mere boy
Tor-gator
And the gator will be PISSED!!!
Nah i live in FL, u get used to it
Floridians are literally invincible at this point.
we’ve seen some stuff
Except for the person with the eaten off face
Edit to say that yes, I know that at least one of the face eaten people survived. Invincible means "unable to be defeated or overcome." If Floridians aren't out there taking the L, even temporarily, after their face has been eaten off, idk what to say.
As a Floridian you are speaking the truth I cannot die
@@Joanna_135the person who got their face eaten was not a true Floridian they were tourist and they died the way God Intended
I am invincible until proven otherwise
"The get L I F T E D FrOm the LAKe."
"And L A U N C H ED InTo N E IG H BOR I N G BackYaRds, SHARKNADO STYLE."
dO yOu ThInK I’m ScArEd Of YoUr BuLlEtS?
Ahh sweet sweet Lake Jesup. He tells no lies.
i died slightly envisioning that. omg i couldnt, i stick to my earthquakes and fires in cali
Gator-nado... no thanks.
“Do you think I’m afraid of your bullets!!?”
The alligator high on meth pulling up with a gun in one hand and the power of Zeus in the other and a shark friend
Lol
I'm taking one look and I'm running
I'm taking one look and accepting my fate 🧍♀️
Lol
That would be a sick tattoo
" Only in Florida. Just glad I got it on my flip phone."😂
Ive been seeing that channel more and more
"Flip phone activated"
Sharknado's older brother:
Hurrigator
to add to real phenomna tigernado
😂😂😂
Underated comment
@jaybundy5338 so underrated!!
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES😂😂
“Do you *THINK* I am scared of your bullets” THAT SOUNDED SO PERSONAL 😂😂😂😂😂
It's called being stupid. Lol.
God damn it, you beat me to that comment 😂😂😂
@@kormanTheShadowLord IT WAS SO PERSONAL THOUGH 😆
@Grell.Sutcliff for real, and I live in Florida as well so why should I be afraid of bullets
@@kormanTheShadowLord seriously. half the year, its spring break for you guys.. the other half of the year, nature decides to bring sea world to you lol
We need a Florida gator version of sharknado today. It could be called hurragator.
I’m in
Allinado, Gatornado, Alejandro
Remember, Florida has Alligators and Crocodiles
Both
Sir, I need you to leave! hahaha!
Gatorcaine 2 The vengeance.
As a Floridian, can confirm. Gunshots seem like amsr at this point.
Not to mention the Florida police had to issue a statement to NOT shoot bullets toward a hurricane.
Damn I remember that on the news here. I couldn't believe what I was hearing 😅
Who is stupid enough to shoot a hurricane?!?!?
Wait, I’m Floridian😅
😂😂😂
Ahhh Vice City, never change
@@AstonJMusiquethe answer is many many people
People from Florida are just the American version of Australians.
I'ma use this, that's valid
I disagree, Australians are still sane and they do less drugs. Floridans still try to cope, Australians just accepted it.
@douwe4254 we have a actual add campaign called get ready season.
i live in florida and its overhyped af, half the state is just old people drying out on the beach all day.
As a Floridian I can attest to the problems he talked about, but most of them come from the people who moved here from out of state.
He's got it so right. I'm a lightning strike survivor from Orlando , and have gone to work during more than one hurricane.
"I am beyond death, a gun is merciful compared to what I live with every day"
It feels like his confidence on stage is getting stronger and stronger each time I see one of these on tour clips
This clip was from 2 years ago
@@Ben_Brainard Well it just seems like lots of the previous clips you were laid back, but this one you were very adamant and in their face about your comedy. Regardless of how you present it though, it’s all very fucking funny.
@@Ben_BrainardI knew videos took awhile to process but jesus
@@feathered_turtle CZcams was afraid of Lake Jesup
@@Ben_Brainardwell you must be more confident then a deer on the rowd.
"Do you think I'm scared of your bullets?"
That is a HELL of a power statement
Yep. As a second or third generation Floridian who's lived there my whole life I can confirm we're not scared of anything.
Yes until they are shot. Then they cry from the situation and aweful p@in
@@cynthiacrawford6147... why did you censor "pain" and not "shot?"
@@cynthiacrawford6147 Boutta trigger this guy, _ahem._
pain.
@@cynthiacrawford6147 You think you have any right to talk about how chickenshit Florida Men are when you can't even write the word "pain" without self-censoring?
Imagine trying to get away from a hurricane and suddenly getting floored by a flying alligator😂
As someone born & Raised in Orlando FL, I approve of this message. 👍
That “lifted from the lake” delivery was phenomenal
It had a Jim Carey vibe to it.
@@darach2399that's why it seemed so familiar, I couldn't place the delivery until I remembered Jim Carey making fun of what people thought Canadians talked like.
Reminds me of how often I’ve seen random fish, crawdads, and shit fall from the sky.
@@retr0defalt738 I live near a place where it rained literal fish
He's not lying either, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Lake Jessup
That shift of tone on "lifted from the lake" was absolutely amazing.
I mean to be fair, thats not usually a thing that happens and warrants a change in tone 😅
My Girlfriend and have been quoting "LIFTED FROM THE LAKE!"
For 2 straight days now 😂
Ever hear of Shayne smith?? He has that same style of tone with his jokes.: highly recommend watching his alligator joke!!
@@braves4life25robbing Wendy's with an alligator 🐊😂
@@zacharylee3951 was it with an alligator or was it WITH an alligator???
As a floridian this is rather accurate
You can take the man outta Florida, but you can't take Florida outta the man 😂❤
That "Gatornato" has happened in Louisiana too.....We're just like FREE DINNER!!!
With some Cajun sauce I hope
@@guy_autordie Of course....lol
don't forget your Tony's
Gatornato sounds like it would be a cool name for a drink
Yeah, yall are a breed of your own too, I’ve seen swamp people.……but as a Texan I’d honestly say the same thing. Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Just a friendly reminder that we all secretly live on a death world. Florida is just the only place that doesn't bother being polite about it.
Australia has a similar way of going about it
@@samuelmellars7855nah man Florida is just the the American DLC package for Australia it's a bit easier than the main game but even then it's in hard difficulty on start
@@QuakeMidaro Australia is what happened when somebody looked at Florida and Texas and was Like.. lets just mush these two together.
Here in Louisiana, we ain't polite about it, either. If the people don't kill you, nature WILL.
Although NOLA does occasionally try to hide that fact because of tourism.
Still not as bad as Catachan
Its a Bird
Its a plain
No...its an alliga-O GOD
This is why Americans respect Australians and no one else.
Florida’s personality at this point is *VIOLENT SHAKING*
I did not know Floridians and Chihuahuas were related
@arianthefox3456 I was gonna argue but you know what? Sounds about right.
@arianthefox3456 i mean have you ever been in a Florida neighborhood theres always some chihuahua roaming about
@@deadratsdream Not for long. Lol...
Australians: "ah, a worthy opponent"
Not really. Just the American equivalent. But of all Americans, we're most likely to adapt and survive places like Australia, Africa and India.
@@she-wolfkira4927😂😂😂😂😂
This is indeed a worthy opponent for me and my fellow Australians.
Pfffft Texas has all that and more......lol
@@Zenai01 Okay... Texas can be in the club too. But you're gonna have to look after anyone from Austin or Houston. They've gotten soft af with all the Cali refugees.
Imagine getting fast travelled forcefully from your home, and then some Florida guy starts chasing you with a skillet
“DO YOU THINK I AM SCARED OF YOUR BULLETS?” Got me rolling 💀💀💀
Bro literally said "FUCK YOUR BULLETS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH FLYING ALLIGATORS"
I was gonna upvote.. but you are at 666 and that seems appropriate 😂😂😂
@@tranquility1967 W
The Floridian cannot be scared, take cover for his next attack
They catch the bullet with his teeth and spit it back out
Yep... We gotta guy down here who likes to throw gators at people as a prank. But he did it to a friend who was working the Wendy's drive thru and got arrested for "trying to rob the Wendy's with an alligator". True story, google it.
@@she-wolfkira4927I remember that
As a Florida man, I can confirm this is true
This entire bit is a vocal stim for me now
As another Floridaman, I'd like to expand on the Gator topic. Most of the times the Gator will survive this experience, and all it does is make them dizzy, annoyed, and ready to snap at anything that comes in its vicinity. Also, Gators can run really fast, can climb over fences, and are actually pretty good jumpers as well.
Those stubby little freaks can JUMP?!
@SquishyCroissant yes. Most people don't know this, because they don't do it very often. But they can actually raise their bodies up higher off the ground by stretching their legs out more straight. This enhances their movement capabilities and allows them to do things you wouldn't think were possible. And they usually only do this when they're are going for an attack. So you don't want to see them doing it in person.
@@SquishyCroissantthey can also climb like lizards. A rocket launch site had to install curved fences to keep them from climbing the fence.
Evolution didnt change him but he need a nerf
Louisianan here. Don’t screw with the swamp beasts.
...and that's not mentioning him being in the Army
Wait what!?
@@bland9876he literally woke up _BECAUSE_ the sounds of fighting stopped.
@@metroidhunter965 lmfaoo, link?
@@bland9876 czcams.com/users/shortsdmJNJoemKOw?feature=share
Or getting cancer.
There are flying rocks of high powered lead!
Ben: "I DEAL WITH HIGH POWERED FLYING GIANT LIZARDS, I THINK I WILL BE FINE!"
The way he just says “lifted from the lake” 😂😂😂 bro that came from deep down
“Launched into neighboring backyards to be made into barbecue”
Gator meat is actually really good though
@@frijolitofrijoles similar to anything? don't say tastes like chicken haha
@@shadowbanned15funny but it does, that's why it's such a common description. Little bit more gamey apparently
@@frijolitofrijoles yes, it does.
I thought this was about Florida not Louisiana
This guy has the same stage presence and delivery of John Mulaney and I'm here for it
He really does, but not in a copycat way, more like if Mulaney was raised in a nice family-oriented trailer park and went to Florida State kinda way
LOL. yeah, he really gives off that "mulaney in rehad" vibe
Ouch, you’re so right
He also reminds me of Shayne Smith (mountain dew guy)
He's got a twinge of early Jim Carrey to him
Every D&D barbarian ever!!! 😂😂😂
Barbarian "DO YOU THINK IM SCARED OF YOUR BULLETS"
wizard "YES! YES I AM!"
lmao I was born and mostly raised in Florida. I literally rode out a hurricane in a trailer that needed serious work. The wind blew through, lifted the rug off this vent, and I'm just sitting there watching it and all I could think was: I can show you the world!
As an Australian,
I acknowledge floridians worthy of joining us fellow immortals.
Yes, fellow Australian! What is your favourite activity to partake in: Wrestling a Crocodile or handling an Inland Taipan? Or riding a Kangaroo? If you like riding Kangaroos, which type is your favourite: Big Red or Eastern Grey?
@@ainsleighgray5241A crocodile can be defeated with a rubber band. Inland taipans are timid as heck; coastal taipans are the dangerous aggressive ones. I would break a grey kangaroos back if i sat on it. Only reds have the bulk to be ridden!
Thank you. As a Floridian we got to stick together. 😂
@@twinostrich8045 I'd most likely attempt to fight a Big Red without thinking of the consequences.
Can us Ohio-in join in?
As a resident of Florida I can confirm that we’re either in extreme danger or causing the danger
Yup definitely
Or both
“I am not in danger skyler, I AM THE DANGER”.
As a Floridian I also second this
@@syene5739 me too
As a native Floridian I can confirm that all of this happens and the death is simply scared to come get us
missed the whole "150 foot hole under the bed" death
Florida Man fears nothing.
Except Florida Woman. He fears her.
Facts 😂😂
Florida Woman is the Ultimate Form of all Floridians, just hearing the name gonna make Florida Man get the fearest of the fear in his body
As a Floridian woman, you would be correct 😎😎
South Carolina Woman stabs husband with squirrel
Florida Man: Finally a worthy opponent
Sapphire it’s not normal or healthy to be afraid of your wife
The second you enter Florida you suddenly hear boss music💀💀
I like to think the boss music for Florida is Bury the Light
The whole state is a boss.
It's a great place alot of southern ppl wanna move there :) if you like the south some ppl hate it here lol
*Doom music plays*
@@gabrielsmalley9583it’s possible
Sharknado? Nah, Hurrigator.
I'd love to see someone try to mug him, and him just laugh, like, "Dude, in from Florida! People have literally thrown alligators into drive through windows to avoid paying for their food!" And him just walk away laughing while the would be mugger stares blankly at the real life Florida man🤣
This is the most Floridian explanation of Florida
It's the most bullshit you've ever heard.
Oh yeah definitely
"LifTED FROM THE LAKE!"
"DO YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF YOUR BULLETS!"
Gotta save those in my memory files man.
And how casually he said “
Ate a face “💀💀
As a floridian I can confirm he is not lying
@@Tek-_-Wheels as a North Carolina resident I support this message
@@LIVER8456 as a floridian who has been to North Carolina, I can confirm that you haven't the slightest idea
Dem allinaders wildin'!
Now I'm just imagining some poor alligator flying through the air, legs straight out to the side, tail straight, with a panicked look on it's face thinking "Shit shit shit! Not again!" 😂
He's talking about Lake Jessup 😂 Native Central Floridian here. He's not lying
Can you just imagine the Alligator waking up in someone else's back yard confused as hell 😂
Ah yes, I've been that alligator before
I don't have to imagine, I've seen it
I've always wondered about bugs when they enter my car at home. I drive an hour away and let them out.
Does the bug think "Well I fly 1 mile in a month, I'm 200 months from home, I live for only 3 months.....Well I'm starting a new family!"
@@Loc0choc0coc0 congratulations?
@@CliftonPhotographer nah. Most bugs fly a lot faster than youd think. Bees range for 10+ miles everyday.
Never knew I needed a spin off of Shark-Nado called Hurri-gators, but I'm here for it 😂😂
I'd vote for Gatorcane as the name. "Hurri-gators" sounds like it's about really fast alligators...which would honestly probably be a lot scarier.
@@quasimofo6811 I mean, they are moving very fast in the air 😆
@@spiderknight217 very true
It's a movie called "Crawl" it's about a flood in Florida where gators go apeshit.
Croc-nato
“2 hours someone got high on bath salts and ate a face.” why did he sound like a meteorologist concluding a forecast 💀
Sharknado always struck me as bloody stupid as soon as they hit the ground they're just big dying fish
Gatornado on the other hand is fecking terrifying those armoured prehistoric killing machines can run fast and swim faster they don't need a damn parachute regiment as well.
Living 30 minutes from Lake Jesup is great. I also lived 30 minutes from there. I have had alligators get lifted out of retention ponds by my house during hurricanes. Honestly I'm surprised the guy that MURDERED HIS PREGNANT WIFE AND CHILD down the street from me didn't dispose of the bodies like that.
Also yelling to give emphasis is awesome. I do a similar thing.
You know it's someone from Fl when the Alligators are the least strange part of their comment.
@antidotebrain69 I mean. I have several Florida stories. Luckily I didn't see alligators too often but there are still a lot of crazy stories
It's a Florida thing. We get people passing us with loud ass music playing so we just naturally start to talk louder sometimes.
@@jaywilkey1323 Honestly we will not let people in if our LITERAL LIVES DEPEND ON IT
_Brutal Murder_
“It’s a Florida thing.”
In my opinion, the most powerful Floridian the the yoink man. He goes out into the Everglades, at night, gets dangerously close to crocs and gators,and he yoinks various snakes and lizards and frogs and stuff. Oh, and he does it all *barefoot* . He is the peak of ‘Florida man’, and no one can change my mind. (I forgot the name of the channel, but I’m subbed to him)
Fishing garret I believe lol
He's definitely Steve Irwins reincarnation 😂😂😂
I love that guy, I always love seeing what new and exciting creature he’s gonna yoink when he posts a video
Fishingarrett! gotta love his amazon rainforest videos where he boops brazilian wandering spiders and holds poison dart frogs
@@dipstick6778 yall he hasn't posted in a while, someone check on him 😩
Wait, even if you're born somewhere else, once you move to Florida you get rhe powers of Florida Man?!
Holy shit, it's more dangerous than I thought!
I should not have taken a sip of coffee right before the alligators got _lifted,_ I almost died 🤣
Omg... Lmao!
Buddy breathe 😅
When I was in school, I knew a boy who moved from Florida to Atlanta. He was shocked by what a safe and friendly place Atlanta was.
As a native of ATL who has lived in many wild places, yes. No idea how good Atlanta is ‘til you leave the metro area and see why the region has a bad rap😅
Naw florida is definitely friendlier than Atlanta, Florida is one of the friendliest states by far, southern hospitality lives here
Gang violence exists, Atlanta’s a shit hole
@@jaytrain3692do trust his twisted words and half truth’s they shall lead you only to suffering
@@jaytrain3692this is not true at all, Florida ain’t the south it’s a country of its own. As someone with all my family coming from tennesse and Georgia, I was raised southern and that’s not Florida 😂. There’s some good parts here but most of it is northerners that came down
Floridians: have u ever wrestled a drunk gator
Dudes entire personality is that he lives in Florida
the smile this man has, after saying "You could get shot", is the most Floridian thing to exist
So true
Man those drugs really did a number on John Mulaney.
Yoooooo I came looking for this comment 😂
Yeah fr his delivery style is like identical
I bet he would love this compliment.
This comment needs more likes. Lol!
😢😮😅
When he said this line I swear I heard Jim Carrey again again.
I've been to Florida enough to know that there's a random alligator my grandparents named Wally (I think that's the name)
"Careful, you might get shot."
Thanks, I know I live in America.
“You might get shot”
I live in *america* it comes with the territory
"You might get shot."
Bitch, I go to an American high school. 💀
Zinger
thats what i thought the joke was gonna be
like "i could get shot almost anywhere its america!"
My first thought (navy brat✋🏽)
the more i listen to this guy or anyone from florida the more confident i am that living there will either be a death sentence or the key to immortality
Ponce de Leon originally explored it looking for the fountain of youth
...the connection for retirement homes has yet to be found.
I am a Florida native and I have been shot, stabbed twice, set on fire a few times, blown up, I've broken 12 bones, and have had a total of 62 stitches in various places.
I refuse to die.
@@Jackie_XIII Please tell me you're a stunt man, a racecar driver, or a bodyguard.
@@cariwaldick4898definitely a gardener
Most dangerous job
Fun fact, I live in the shark bite capital of the world.
Growing up as a young kid in South Florida we taught each other to catch snakes bare handed often. And gators are considered cool!
As a professional Floridian I can say this is a acutely described scene of what a normal day in Florida is like
As another Floridian I couldn't agree more
What I'm confused about here is the "math capital of the world". Did the subtitles person misspell "meth"??
@@RavenSutcliffeauto generated subtitles fam
@@coliimusic they're embedded on the video though. Like they're not yt captions
@@RavenSutcliffewell he is probably talking about the Florida of Florida, Polk county and they don’t know how to spell.
Gaternado needs to be a thing, shortly followed by "Sharknado vs Gaternado: When Nature Chomps"
I agree
I'd pay to see those movies 😂
Gatorcain
@@nesmun the happiest I've been in ages watching a b-movie was Lavalantula (exactly what it sounds like). In there, Guttenberg runs into Ian Zering, and asks for his help. Zering refuses, saying he's already tied up with a shark thing. I fell a little in love with the production company for having that much fun with movies they know are bad, but are making anyway.
I would 10/10 watch Gatornado, and all the Sharknado movies were excellent...
You can tell by the way he's talking that he's 100% serious
Welcome to florida, where we fight god the ocean and the local/invasive wildlife that populate our backyards
How is florida a real place with real people? No story out of florida sounds compatible with real life.
czcams.com/video/VOxCU3wY3kA/video.html
I mean, take the craziest story from any state and highly publicize it… it creates a very memorable and hilarious and 1 in a million crazy stereotype perception that is just not an accurate depiction of the community. Ben plays on this well with his “states” board meetings. (Also, if FL were *that* crazy, the rest of y’all would stop moving here, and it wouldn’t be the 3rd highest populated state)…
@@Tony8418 Excuse, Florida IS that crazy. People keep moving here because of something different we do with taxes
@Tony8418 good points. I do have to point out just how many stories come from florida. Ben told us about people shooting at hurricanes. Some dude detonated a meth lab trying to set his own farts on fire. A guy was arrested for shooting female drivers on the road because he thought women couldn't drive well.
I'm sure these aren't everyday occurences, but there are so many. Also, I don't want to exist in the same area as a lake that occasionally spews alligators into the air during hurricanes. I'm not the kind of person who can handle having an alligator in my yard on top of being in the middle of a hurricane.
I'm just saying, it seems like there are normal and crazy places of florida, and the 'normal' parts are still crazier than average.
Yes
"You cannot outsmart boolet"
Heavy
"Do you think I'm scared of your bullets"
-Ben Brianard
be care full not to shoot those bullets
each of them are worth 2000 dollars
But, he forgot that a bullet doesn't discriminate , even if you're living in Florida
Can't wait for Ben's Gatorcane tour
"Do you think I'm scared of your bullets?" Is such a power sentence
I live right next to Lake Apopka (lake w all those alligators) the other week There was an alligator walking around my neighborhood and everyone just treated it like it was a stray cat. I relate to this so much. 🤣
I remember going swimming in a lake with a known alligator. We used to swim there all the time. Everyone just said, "Oh, the gator's always on the other side of the lake. It never comes up this way."
Ohhh I thought he meant lake Jesup lol
Doesn't rlly matter tho, every lake here is gator-infested whether we want to admit it or not XD
@@Askryllix, I think he did mean Lake Jesup.
@@AskryllixThat one video lmao. "How to tell if there's an alligator in the water" and the dude walks up, puts his hand in the water, and he says "if your hand is wet...there's alligators in that water"
@@Askryllix lol fr tho
“The gators are in the lawn again, get the stick”
Get the saddle. Time to ride
Is that the new g10 gator
@@kermitdafrog8now im imagining riding a gator Minecraft pig style just a fishing rod with a leg as bait
Tactical assault gator
It’s like at the end of Monsters Inc. when Randall is sent into that trailer lmaooo
“Ma, another gator got in the house!” “Another gator?! Gimme that shovel.”
As someone who has lived in Orlando, Florida, for a couple of years, and i have family down there, I can relate
Florida might as well be its own planet at this point
"Bullets can only kill me, the alligators will eat you alive"
Nah, they'd death roll you first, and that's if you're in the water. On land, you better hope you're faster than Usain Bolt, or, failing that, faster than an effing car cause alligators can reach speeds of 20-35 mph on land.
I am a Floridian.... and I approve this message.
I listened and was like, "Aww, he gave a shout-out to Lake Apopka!" 😂
Same
I know this isn't as bad as an Alligator-nado, but in NM it's pretty common to see bobcats (and occasionally mountain lions for me) in your neighborhood. You could look outside and see a bobcat on the wall.
It’s like when it rained frogs but worse 😂
The alligator bit had me wheezing, begging the universe for some oxygen 💀💀💀💀
Really? Low bar
BEGGING THE UNIVERSE FOR SOME OXYGEN damnit bro now I’m begging too
@@William_Afton-11💀💀💀
"Do you think I am scared of your bullets?"
That had me rollin.
It had me rollin too
This dude is really the vibe
One of the most classic bits from the early short video format days, absolutely genius, I’m so glad this guy does stand up, but y’all should also check out his other videos they are all great.
He went full Mulaney on that last line 😂
I’m so glad I’m not the only one!😂😂
I spent half of this short thinking "I've found my new Mulaney"
"When life gives you Gators, make Gatorade." 😂😂😂
Quote of the day
"Lifted from the lake" was a perfect delivery
The delivery. *chef's kiss*