CORRECTIONS Episode 101: Week of Monday, April 29
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like saying the Kentucky state bird is the chicken and an error on a punch card graphic.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 101: Week of Monday, April 29 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
/ latenightseth - Komedie
I cannot properly express the relief I feel that there is indeed a Corrections this week! Congrats on your presumed victory over Mac Tonight, Seth!
Same!! ❤❤❤
Same 👌
Yep ❤❤❤❤❤
Oh YES! I messed up days and thought Wednesday was Thursday, and was devastated when no Corrections appeared - boy, am I happy and relieved!
How many times I've unhealthily refreshed today to check...
Mouthed rant: “Then go make it somewhere else. Go see if you can find someone else who will pay you more than we do. Oh Wally Feresten star of stage and screen. Off he goes to Hollywood, California to make his fortune. Bye! Bye forever, Wally”
Wow, how did you do that? And thank you! 😂🐾
I am so glad we have a professional lip reader in our pack.
I got about 1/4 of it. Thank you!
Thank you for your service! 😂
Thank you! I had just written a comment about what a horrible lip reader I am and you anticipated and rescued!
It was actually scary how much it affected me to think Corrections was ending; I didn't realize how attached I'd gotten to this jackal community. Thank you for continuing it, Seth. And thank you to all the jackals for sharing your pedantic humor in the comments and for our community super stars who send in such creative gifts!
I had a little tension that relaxed that I didn't know I was holding. Was it the same for you?
And the good thing is that even if Corrections ever does end, we can keep doing the nitpicking and the creative/scary art projects. We could just hang out in Seth's attic to do it.
@@sherinameless1618 first flowers for the bees or wasps
Collective therapy. ❤
It definitely gave me lots of dread…few things to look forward to at the moment
Critiquing the Ten Commandments as though it were a standup act: comedy gold.
Correction to the correction: the prohibition on homicide is the fifth commandment according to Holy Mother Church.
Holy mother of god
@@MarcillaSmith Which one is the prohibition on pokin' porn stars and committing fraud to cover up hush money payments?
our toxic, codependent situationship said last time would be the last time, comes back with, “let’s not make a huge deal over the fact that we’re still doing this”
This. So here for the toxicity!
We’re all in a toxic relationship with Seth that we just can’t quit.
We all know the deal.
I'm getting hovered back into the relationship and I love it!
That’s what my FWB said last time he stopped by. 😂
The sigh of relief I sighed. NEVER LEAVE US, SETH.
... touch grass...
It's weird that you would be in the comments of this weird little cult show. If you don't share the same enjoyment of Seth and corrections then what are you doing here?
@@kmonkeytee I presume you mean that comment for "datgrrrl" and not the OP "kmonkeytee" -- but you hit the erroneous (dare I say, need of correcting?) reply option.
Please, please dear brethren jackal, remain in the spirit and with the *force* {Star Wars a fan of be you, or nay} & please kindly adhere (gorilla or orangutang glue) to Seth's prior admonishments (albeit mild- akin to *encouragements)* to correct only him and crew, and aim to avoid confrontations amongst ourselves? Jackal kisses 💋💩 Wanna add, the spirit of da kine comment could be (presumptive benefit of doubt), aligned with our host's request right before explicitly *(need it be?)* stated around 0:08 mark.
The fourth be almost with us and hypocritical, I *gleefully might be*
@@sparkythancztwise you are correct, ty! I suppose it's for the best, I'd rather focus on being a Jerk Attempting Comedy Killing Absent Love than argue with an interloper who doesn't get what we're all doing here. 😉
Obviously it's funny to talk about the negative comments here, but please take a moment Seth to really feel the genuine love that we all have for Corrections.
Negative comments? Huh?
Bro, where are you reading?
EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK!
The first two sentences of "Celebrity Baby Teeth":
It was a dark and stormy night. But it was also a silent night, because rain makes no sound.
"I had nothing else to do." You are indeed one of us now.
*One of us. One of us.*
One of us⁹⁹! Lol
Uno y iwin UNO!
A couple of things to address for ep 102:
1. Was President Joe's uncle really eaten by cannibals? Send Scollins to New Guinea to find out.
2. Is your black ring just a health monitor, or is it just turning you into Gollum?
@@ellengrace4609ah! you beat me to that comment 😂
Congratulations on 100 years of corrections!
Did it say April 29, 1924?
@@L_M_Vit just feels like 100 years 😂
uummmm atchually🤓👆
I can’t believe he’s been gone for so long, fly high Seth! 🕊️ I can’t believe how crazily good AI’s been getting
@@Krishy-dz4ovuh uh nooooo don't plant that seed in my head! It's fertile ground for making weird ideas grow!
As a Swiftie, the first time I heard The Albatross, I took it as a confirmation that Taylor herself is a jackal.
I am absolutely going to make a huge deal over the fact that we're still doing this.
Corrections is the highlight of my week.
I have a job, hobbies, social engagements. For the last 2 weeks, about once a day I would have a little thought of “oh man, I hope Corrections continues” 🎉
Same, jackal, same! 🎉🐾
Honestly same!! Truly love this show. I love Seth. Soo cool
I, out loud to another person, pondered how I'll probably be ok replacing Corrections with his The Lonely Island podcast... And rewatching the hundred... Probably twice...
@@ambermariestewart I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Love some TLI & Seth Meyers reminiscing about the digital shorts. But it didn't fill the gap during hiatus like I hoped!
Same and my kids were in it with me, knowing how much their mother appreciate this insanity!
Looks like Corrections is back on the menu, boys!
With enough herbs and spices, anything can taste like chicken
Lord of the Corrections call back! 👍🏼
Hobbit meat, right? Hobbit meat, RIGHT?!
What's Corrections Precious?
Let's make a huge deal over the fact that we're still doing this!
**I CANNOT OVERSTATE WHAT A HUGE DEAL THIS IS**
"I wish I knew how to quit you." -- aww, that was so sweet!! ❤
I MADE IT!🎉 With the "see my nice bush".😂❤
Congratulations!
You are a Jackal legend now!
Good one!
Congratulations.
Was so utterly stoked when I did so I feel your glee. Hurrah
@@sherinameless1618 A Jack-o'-Legend, perhaps?
One reason why I love Seth so much is that he clearly cares so much about the crew. I have never seen another show bring the crew into the show like this. We all feel like we know these people we've never met. They need to start giving jackal tours so we can meet all these legendary people.
In all fairness, Conan is the king of showing the crew love. Seth’s a pretty worthy #2
He makes them come🎭
@@MaidenHelllsounds like they are bit more than just staff.
Seth obviously also also cares about his loyal fans. He read our comments about how much we rely on him, and he "can't quit us". He loves us right back, and used to tell us at the end of each closer look back during lockdown. His genuine kindness and warmth is what I can't quit! :-)
@@MaidenHelll Now that’s a fringe benefit if ever I heard one
Few things make me happier than reading “light laughter” in the captions.
I saw that lmao
I almost started crying... I've just been living in denial and avoiding CZcams. These talented folks survived a pandemic with me. So grateful.
With the double brood of cicadas happening this year it seems like the perfect time to launch the "¿Si queda?, ¡si cada!" musical.
¡Ja ja!
I thought the same thing! I would absolutely go to this musical about these weird-ass crickets that only come out every 13 or 17 years if he wrote one. I wouldn't even know about them if it wasn't for Seth.
Oh yes! They should amp up work on Cicada Cicada immediately!
@@jessiemiesfeld7950IMMEDIATELY
My thoughts exactly 😅
Corrections 101 is a course where Jackals learn about making Corrections.
I tried to get the job as TA for the course, but they said I needed to take Pedantry 305 and History 455: Lego brand bricks first.
Welcome, initiates.
Dang it you beat me to it. 😂🐾
Well actually…..
Maybe there will be Corrections Camp this summer
First thing I did when I opened my eyes on a rainy Dutch morning was to check if there was a new episode of corrections. The order is restored
The fact that you came back from the grave to continue to entertain us jackals after your Mac Tonight attack says everything. We love you Seth ❤
Maybe this means there's a body with a giant half moon head lying in a ditch somewhere.
Awww he still loves us. *Jackal Noises*
Jackal noises seconded!
thirded!
The thought of “jackal noises” is comforting. My pack!
Kevin's Voldermort comment wins this week 😂
I swear I could hear the collective sigh of relief from Jackals everywhere when this popped up! THANK YOU SETH AND CREW!
Corrections is my favorite late night comedy show, please never stop Seth! I hope you finally get that much deserved Emmy!
excuse me Seth, Parakeets and Zebras, Bird Bane and an Albatross, how are we not doing Animal Flubs????
I know!! Animal flubs was needed!
And Cicada Cicada!
Not doing Animal Flubs is an animal flub in itself.
I am currently writing my Master’s thesis and for the last three weeks at least 20% of the space in my brain has been occupied with if Corrections would be back or not.
Same boat.
Good luck to both of you!!
Seth, Corrections has gotten me through covid and a messy divorce, and I’m so glad that you’re still here for it after all we’ve all been through. It’s a pleasure to keep enjoying this bit with you, and I can’t wait to see you live tomorrow in Boston!
I'm now completely invested in 'Celebrity Baby Teeth'. How could you leave us on such a.... cliffhanger.
If Seth ever writes an autobiography he could title it, "Wrangler of the Pedantic". Thank you for keeping us from going elsewhere, Seth.
How could Seth NOT make a joke about there being parakeets doing 'impressions' at Impression Camp?
They need to be included in Animal Flubs.
@@stillhere1425or maybe Seth’s unsuccessful *coo* from tonight’s closer look will be an animal flub?
~Singing myself to sleep with an animal flubs lullaby.~
Corrections feels like that one piece of computer code holding all of the internet together.
Life is complete. Corrections has rejuvenated my soul.
We are so back Jackals!
...if Seth doesn't enjoy the segment, why whine and cry and ask him to continue??? Selfish pedantic narcissistic lifelosers who need to touch grass...
Backals
We never left.
Awwoooo!
No, I'm a front jackal.
Zebra's stripes are actually to help conceal their numbers, so can't blame you for that one.
On point.
Also when they run around it makes lions dizzy.
But they soon return and in greater numbers
And in a lot of cases, they blend in with the referees.
I thought that was Sandpeople.
I spent the last two weeks trying to talk to people about Corrections... unsuccessfully. Im so glad you are back.
7:24 Seth mentions it was pointed out “All good things” was also the series-finale name for _Star Trek: The Next Generation_ and that he would be devastated if we thought it was an homage to that show
8:11 Seth proceeds to do the smallest Picard Maneuver ever
Nice catch Jackal!
When I saw the title of corrections 100 I had the same thought about the NextGen finale. So happy to be wrong about it!!!
Not only is Corrections back, so is Seth's pencil! (eagle eyed jackals noticed that in the last ~ 100th ~ Corrections episode Seth was using an ink pen) All is well now. It's now safe to go swimm..... AAAAAAHHHH 🦈
I feel like Corrections is Seth's attempt to teach the masses about improv and comedy writing. Jackals are getting educated about writing jokes and I will be damned if its not working. The jackal joke of the week is wonderful.
But by educating us, he is creating an unstoppable comedy force that might someday challenge Kimmel and Colbert and even Oliver! But we will always be loyal to our mentor, so Seth has nothing to worry about on that front. Probably . . .🙂
I have tears of happiness seeing Corrections 101 uploaded
That "I wish I knew how to quit you" quote on the card made me laugh out loud XD
8:54 Great! Now the whole world knows Buck and I are insta pals. Throw my phone in the river, indeed.
Yesss! You're a famous jackal now 😄
@@JulithaRyanI’ve been on a hot streak so far this year! Seth’s acknowledged either a comment or gift of mine in 6 of the last 9 Corrections.
@@razzledazzyl 🔥🔥🔥😯😯💙❤😎
@@razzledazzylSo jealous. Notice me, Seth. Please. 🥺
What’s you IG handle? 😃
I can’t believe the end card actually made me kinda emotional… great to have you back, Seth.
Yeah I know. It’s…It is what it is I guess. Really we’re are all beyond hope of Correction
I’m so happy that this didn’t end. Seth’s dry and wry humor is refreshing, as is the “boring” pace of this series.
GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN
E.B. White? 😃
Sooo glad it's not over 🐾🐾💙
Omg I've rewatched those E.B. White segments more times than I'd care to admit.
Three. I've rewatched them three times. And I'd do it again too!
@@Transblucency yess they were so good! Do you know what Corrections episode number the E.B. White stuff starts at? I also love the WWII chicken spies story, and of course Cicada Cicada. 🐾
I can't quit you either, Seth.
Ditto
Six Kleenexes later, me neither .
I have such a deep parasocial relationship with this man.
He is on a Mr Rodgers level imo
I have been “in bed” with this man longer than any other man in my life.
Well, if you're a jackal, as most of us are, he does know of your existence. He lives through you every single today weekly.
And still, you're somehow right.
@@oceanoflotion8630, if Mr. Rogers had a dark, humorous side
In a world where darkness often reigns, Thank you for being a source light Seth.
Please don't ever quit us. This is the highlight of my week.
Assuming there were two tablets for the Ten Commandments, one tablet per set of five, “Do not Kill” would be at the top of the second tablet, right next to the first command on the other tablet.
Well played! 🙂
Wally in a mustache looks like Wally trying to hide from his bookie.
_And_ like the goon his bookie sends to find him
I'm so happy you're still treating us with corrections. It brings me so much joy every week. Never change, Seth!!
My heart soars! Episode 101!
OH! That ending card just….. I’m actually crying. Ouch! Yes! The mutual serious addiction continues!
I wrote if he's quitting he should send me his shirt.
Is it really mutual though? He wishes he could quit us, but we want him to want us.
@@AccelerateYourSuccess He SAYS he wishes he could quit us, just like we say, "It's just some online comedy thing that I am not heavily invested in, and which I was totally okay with ending with 100 eps, because I am too cool to care about this stuff."
What’s the time stamp for the ending card? I’ve rewatched the last 30 seconds multiple times and I can’t find it?
@@starksandrecreation14:41
"I wish I knew how to quit you . . ." It'll sound familiar b/c it's from Brokeback Mountain. 🐾
OMG! IT'S BACK! I'M GOING TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS!
Of all the great things about Friday, starting my day with Corrections is, by far, one of them
Thank you, Seth and crew, for this big dumb smile on my face ❤
I feel like Seth has rewarded me for staying up late watching old corrections episodes.
THE BREATH OF RELIEF FOR 101
Oh, ye of little faith....
@@abbycross90210 Is it our fault that we are trusting and gullible, and believed him when he implied stuff that made us sad?
@@sherinameless1618 I didn't believe he could stop. He loves it just as much as we do. I always assumed his "100 is the last" was a bit to niggle at the jackals.
@@abbycross90210 Completely agree. He's even said so in interviews - how he loves that there's a jackal community out there interacting with the show.
Corrections continues to be the best thing on the internet
In Bleak House, one of the character simultaneously combusts! The public outcry was such that Charles Dickens had to include references to the phenomenon of simultaneous combustion in a later installment. I like to think that this was Dickens’ own variation on Corrections.
...was the combustion planned, or spontaneous?
@@paul5215Well, there was no CSI London to look for accelerants, but they did find his charred clothes and a bundle of ashes so the presumption was spontaneous human combustion. Of course, he might have faked his own death and set off for Australia.
@@squidundertheinfluenceI was having a poke at "simultaneous combustion" in OP...
Ok I really love that Seth is going to read to us every Thursday night.
I was seriously worried there wouldn't be a Corrections this Friday! It's not even a 'Not Corrections' it's just a straight up Corrections!
This is too awesome! Thanks, Seth, you've saved me and all your fans from the intense torture of a lack of Corrections.
(I know I needed my 'fix'.)
You’re not alone, we all do. (◕◡◕✿)
Thanks to you Seth, my sponsor took my 21 Day Corrections-Free sobriety pin and crushed it just like you have my dreams. Cold turkey I went and you mock me like a turtle's neck.
Did I find these at Ep. 99.5 then go back and watch them all.. yes I did.. how have I been missing this for all this time 🤣🤣
Seth, this is genuinely my favorite show and I look forward to it so much. Thank you for keeping the rest of the internet safe.
Aaaahhhhhh!!! WE'RE STILL DOING THIS❤😂🎉🐾😎
Seth you are hands down my favorite Jimmy. Thanks for trudging on.
Seth, then Steven, then ...
Man, this is the only part of Seth's show that I watch. Thank Buddha it's back.
The joy I feel....seeing another corrections.....is "profound and unmatched in the modern era." - chris traeger
Literally
Episode 94 for the Emmy consideration! Bird Bane 2024!
Congratulations, Mr. Celebrity, mentioned on back-to-back Corrections, delighting Seth with the info about Buck having a friend!
@@sherinameless1618 Thanks so much! I’ve been working on something for Seth as thanks already and the best part is that Buck’s been following along with my progress in my stories. Can’t wait to get it finished and sent in!
I believe that Seth said that 2 weeks after we voted, he would pick whichever the heck ep he wanted, and send it off to whomever at NBC is in charge of Emmy stuff. So, based on your inside knowlege, when do we have to start bribing members of the Academy?
@@sherinameless1618 Nomination submissions close on May 9, so I guess we’ll find out this week?
@@razzledazzyl Cool! Thanks! And once we find out which other shows are nominated in the same category as Corrections (because I refuse to live in a reality where it isn't nominated), we can use our special Jackal powers to point out all the errors in the competition. I am pretty sure that is what Seth was implying we should do. ☺
Literally all I could think with that line from The Albatross was Corrections lmao
Brilliant. Love your show. I met you when I worked on Hudson & W. 10th. You were walking Frisbee. I kept it short, New Yorker style, but I was never able to see you live in my 20yrs in NYC. I moved back to Houston because of the pandemic. Started my life over working with autistic children, so something good came from it. And, this is too long a comment w/ TMI.... I'm thrilled you're continuing Corrections. I am not a jackal, but I do silently correct you in my head.🙏🏽❤️
"Who knows what happens next?
I guess we just trudge onward,
together,
for we know not else what to do." - Seth M.
♥
“Learned helplessness “ Seth’s words explain this in a poetic way rather nicely. What a sad thing to say about our current situation.
I heard that & thought, only Seth would & could say those words 😅
The most appropriate words for this election year and somehow comforted to "trudge forward" in a pack of jackals 😊
Also, potentially inadvertently, paraphrasing Dickens Oliver Twist chapter 42
I've never clicked on something faster seeing Corrections 101
The most important CZcams alert you can get.
Ditto
I literally screamed WHAT???!!! and clicked so fast and so hard I almost pushed my phone out of my hand
Yes!! I’m so happy we’re still here.
I'm so glad that Corrections is continuing.
Ahhhhh… they anxiety was large about this showing up or not.
*Glad it prevails!!*
May Birdbane make a return!
And some Animals with some flubs shall re-appear.
Well said. This comment should be up in the list. Let's try. (Here to remind the jackals this means we need some replies on the comment.)
@@DerHalbe I appreciate your reminder. Idk how CZcams works.
And some popsicles do their shtick.
@@oscargordonperfect!
You survived that moonhead guy! I'm so happy! Most agonizing cliffhanger ever.
😆 at "that moonhead guy"
The Moonhead Guy and The Masked Birdman will be the villains in the DC Universe ripoff.
I'm so happy that the Mac Tonight cliffhanger has gone completely unaddressed as a storyline. XD
@@resileaf9501 Seth did address it, only to say that Scollins ruined the storyline that he had planned for the future. 🤨
@@InformationLiesAtTheEdges By "as a storyline", I mean, there was no big sketch or something like that. It came and went.
And honestly, I have the feeling that Seth never actually planned something in the future. XD
Every horrendously opinionated and autocorrecting inclined person (jackals) love this stuff Seth. I know it’s probably tedious but it’s genuinely f#$king hilarious. Thank you for the years of just shutting down or making fun of internet trolls tripping on their own knowledge (myself included). Never stop! 🤣
🎉
This is me making a HUGE deal that you're still doing corrections....🙆🏽♀️🤩💥🎉 I was worried the favorite part of my week was over until now!
Birdbane's archnemesis should be Mac Tonight in a white tanktop.
That’s what I’ve been saying for months! 😂
Corrections = Laughs and happiness. Thank-you
I like the straightforward approach to Corrections complimenting here
I'm at work and shouldn't be here, but I had to check in to see if Corrections was still happening. YES!! Now I can move on with my day and look forward to watching this later. Thank you for not abandoning your jackals! 🙌
Corrections is my favorite part of the week.
Oh, frabjous day! Corrections!!
Caloo Calay! 😊
Chortle
And I’m so happy that he went galumphing back!
The best part about corrections is that we all get to laugh together, so never stop, and we will never stop laughing. ❤
I was so relieved when i check this morning for last night's Seth Meyers and saw a new Corrections. Thank you for keeping it going!
"I wish I knew how to quit you." xD I certainly hope you never figure it out, Seth! We all love you and Corrections too much!
Take one down pass it around, 102 corrections of Seth's on the wall.
Although this isn’t a count down. So we wouldn’t “take one down” but rather add another each week.
@@dancepiglover Exactly! Next week 103 bottles to go!
Yes, you do not know how to quit us, because you have made us, and we will unleash havoc on the village if you let us loose. You are Frankenstein, we are the monster.
Thank you for not quitting us, Seth!
Thanks Seth, you've saved many therapists calls from broken jackals. Long live Corrections! #JackalStrong
I can’t believe he’s back! I knew you really loved the jackals!
Knew you couldn't quit the jackals.
Well, who knows what happens next. I guess we just trudge onward. Together - Seth Myers. Truly words to live by right now.
I cannot explain the level of joy I had this am waking up and seeing that Corrections had dropped :) I was sooooo worried!