Lucy Beaumont Got Farted On in a Nightclub | The Russell Howard Hour
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- čas přidán 2. 10. 2021
- Comedian and writer, Lucy Beaumont, discusses living with Jon Richardson, hiding lettuce. and how sitting on newspaper can cure (or not) car sickness. Her new book, 'Drinking Custard', is out now.
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Jon really hit the jackpot with Lucy. Such an adorable, hilarious woman.🥰
She really is special isn't she? I keep saying she is so under rated. So gorgeous.
I think she was the one who hit the jackpot I had never heard of her before she married John.
She seems to be a psycho though. But the good kind 😂
A shame her and Jon have split
"Quirst my French" is the greatest thing anyones ever said 🤣
Thench* I believe.
I mean, spoonerism are great, but idk if quirst is a real word skyway, so it's not than that
She was trying to say "Quench my Thirst," but it came out wrong.
"I hate you and I hate your cooking" Sounds like a child of Lucy & Jon to me.... 🤣
Except the kid would also say "and you haven't even put the spoons in the spoon drawer mum!!
I can see why her and Jon hit it off. They're different brands of the same kind of nuts.
Lucy, I was a teacher a long time ago, we always took newspapers on trips for kids to sit on if they felt sick.
She isn't going to see this
A teacher put newspaper on the carseat for me too but I wasn't feeling sick. Think it was because it had been raining.
@@skippy6462I once sat on a newspaper too, but it wasn't raining, I just didn't notice the newspaper.
"quirst my thench" 🤣 thought they'd correct her.
She’s so funny😂
That was said so badly screwed with my head as to the correct expression!!! "Quench my Thirst" ! She's awsome.
This was the funniest interview, Russell. Even you were listening more than talking. Need to invite her again
Absolutely adore Lucy, best thing to come out of Hull, brilliant comedian, brilliant person!!
Best thing out of Hull is the M62 back to civilisation. But she comes a close second.
ahem..the Housemartins..Hello??
@@JF1908x FUCK OFF! im from hull.........glad i found the M62 though
@@davidharrison9324 Was about to comment with this.
She is awesome but she’s not, The Spiders From Mars, Tom Courtney, Maureen Lipman, Venn Diagrams, William Wilberforce, Everything But The Girl, The Beautiful South, The Housemartins, Pattie’s, Chip Spice, or Pinnewood Studios
She is absolutely adorable! So funny...sometimes I think she doesn't even try to be, but she is anyway. lol
Lucy Beaumont is a treasure!
His best freinds wife Jon and Russ have been friends for years they became famous together that's gotta be a bond of friendship like nothing else
I love the episode of would I lie to you where Jon and Russell have a friendship test thing
@@richardchisenhall387 I know they did this on 8 out of 10 cats but did they do it on would I lie to you too?
@@niamhmcdermott7512 actually I think it was cats, pretty sure Jimmy was there
@@richardchisenhall387 I've searched for it and it seems so 💔
I'm gonna end up saying "I need something to quirst my thench" now I've heard that. It's just implanted in my head.
"Ya need a poo, go to the toilet" 🤣🤣
I love poo
@@shrekisthebestanime3644 I know
She been married to Jon Richardson long enough. lol
that part killed me
Don't worry Lucy. Sitting on a newspaper was the done thing when I was a kid. My Mother swore by it.
I think it has more to do with preventing you from reading it, so your eyes see the movement your ears sense, rather than staring at an unmoving page.
I used to get travel sick a LOT, so i used to sit on newspapers too, but i also got travel sick at the exact same point every time we went to the nearest city, that point was next to a forest and i was convinced the trees made me sick, so every time we got close to the trees i hid away and tried to hide from the trees haha
I kinda remember being told about sitting on newspaper reducing static haha. I was a kid and pretty much vommed any road trip.
OMG I was told as a child to sit on a newspaper to cure travel sickness, and it worked....
He would have put newspapers on the seat to act as a booster seat so she could see out of the window, thus helping with her motion sickness. She likely had no idea it's purpose when she was a wee one.
Not completely uncommon for those in his generation to use old dept store catalogues as booster seats.
I defo remember hearing that as a kid as well! Makes sense now haha
She was a wee-wee one
*its purpose
She’s bonkers. But she’s brilliant.
Exactly, weird & wonderful never had applied more
The last minute! I’m crying! So so funny 😆😆
That was waaaaay too short! Great interview x
"wouldn't it be lovely now if you just pissed yourself" - Russell Howard
I kept being distracted by how much the poor lass needed a footstool! Those chairs are built for taller people than her.
she has the legs of a child!
4:55 "...the only thing that quirsted my thench." Strange dialect Hull...
She's a lot of fun. Love Jon Richardson too.
This reminds me, I was out drinking a few months back, on my game and had it in the bag when out of nowhere some crazy woman stormed up to me and said "You need a poo, goto the toilet"
She probably saw you put it in the bag!
Hull is my home town but her accent is very broad, it just goes right through you and is instantly recognisable....
I’m sorry to hear you’re from Hull
I'm also from Hull and her accent goes through me like fingernails down a blackboard.
@@JF1908x greatest city on the planet
Omg she's adorable 😊
In the states we don’t hear the Hull vernacular often at all. For me it requires high volume and frequent rewinds. She’s funny but it takes a bit of work on my side. 😎🇺🇸
Brutally human.
Your a lucky man Joh.
Excellent. 👍👍👍👌👌👌👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Lucy Beaumont is either as dippy as she always appears to be or is an absolute comic genius. I know which I want her to be so hope I never find out the truth in case I can't handle it 😬
I think she might be both
Might be a mix. I don't think it's a complete fabrication but I definitely think that she exaggerates a bit for comedic purposes. Like, takes her real personality and just cranks it up a couple notches xD.
she is living in a different reality. russell could have asked her "is that a normal thing" to anything she said and gotten "no"
Yea!, Lucy! Use that Mom voice to better the world. You need a poo, 😆
" Quenched my thirst" royaly fucked up @ 4:59
she could just read the dictionary and I'd watch it.
Lucy is so so funny.
As a Yank, I must say we don’t hear nearly enough Northern accents from Brits on our TV, though I watch tons of UK shows, and I’m in love with Yorkshire and Geordie voices. (eg while I love Stephen Fry or even Rob Beckett, sometimes I prefer to hear Johnny Vegas or Ross Noble.)
Quick question; would you transcribe her “No” at 4:25 as “Nehrr” or “Noo-eh”? All in good fun- I love both her and her husband. Just trying to figure out how I might spell out dialogue for those attempting to understand and replicate such adorable regionalisms. :)
My vote is for Nehrr, for what it's worth :)
It's just how she says 'No' maybe drawn out a bit longer to emphasise it's definitely not the case. Life long Northerner, happy to help.
It's no.
Hull has the weirdest/coolest accent. As an american it can be hard to understand sometimes. But apparently its even difficult for some brits. I remember her on QI saying "sofa" and everyone thought she said "surfer".
@@Gizmo42Rodeo Only the Brits who are from down south. Northerners such as myself understand her perfectly.
Soooo funny 😂
Living legend
Quirst my Fench!? Lol
I love Lucy 🤣🤣😁
Lmao its terrible when you’re an adult, and you say something you were told as a child out loud and for the first time you realise… oh shit… that was a lie wasn’t it.
Still my favourite comedian thank you Russell for being my idol
Shes probably reading these comments and you just got her hopes up with the first half of this 🤣
@@bradstheking lol
She is bloody gorgeous
I thought she was gonna say in his tea not bath 😂
My nephew used to have to sit on a newspaper too for travel sickness
Sitting on paper for travel sickness. I was told the same thing.
i love lucy
No, it's true, sitting on a newspaper prevents travel sickness, although it is a placebo effect
Sooo.... it's not really true.
The story about the lettuce was too close for comfort for me as I once had to try and give away 10 surplus kilos of bananas . Not an easy task !
You could have opened a banana shop
...everyone EXCEPT Acaster would have been fine with that!
Hand Bags in the middle. That's from Bounces, Godber play
Reading makes you travel sick, because what your eyes are seeing is not the same as what your balance fluids in the brain are experiencing. This disconnect causes the travel sickness.
So, if someone is reading a newspaper and feeling sick, telling them to sit on the newspaper would actually work. Then they'd be forced to look out of the window and then what their eyes are seeing will match with the movement.
Find yourself a woman who chuckles when he talks about you on Tele. This planet would be a better place if there were more Lucy Beaumonts around
It was the only thing that quirst my thench :D :D
I used to love drinking custard when I was young
Lucy Beaumont gives you the impression she’s not even trying to be funny. She’s just being her weird natural self.
It's an ancient reference, but she reminds me of Gracie Allen. Which kind of makes Jon Richardson George Burns.
On Loose Ends today she was asked about Harl. I wondered where that was as she is from Hull, pronounced Ull.
Pronounced Hell
The Lucy John saga is a it iresome,they’re married we get it.
She's so cute
Lucy 🥇🥇🥇
She's a weird lovely little women
I drink custard.
corona will leave such a weird layer in the media rocks of the 21st century...
AT LEAST READING HER WORDS IS MORE UNDERSTANDABLE. AS HARD AS IT IS, SHE SAID THIRST MY QUENCH
How many Os are in the word No when Lucy says it? The Aussies are jealous.
🤯Apsolutely beautiful women.
Because I drank alot of custard😁🤣☺️🙂💐
What are those shoes 👀😂
She has since been diagnosed with ADHD.
Legs
Rumour has it that Jon loves Lucy farting on him!
I find it funny how British comedians all release books but American comedians get caught with prostitutes.
She’s either discombobulated or clever.
Both.
Killer legs .
8:12
She is sweetness impersonated.
I left England many years ago but I can't help wondering if English accents have become so broad that neither I nor CZcams can understand most of what she's said.
Hull is a unique Yorkshire accent, always has been, but pretty easy as accents go. Lived there for 4 years.
I live there, 35 years now, I have no trouble with any accent speaking English.
You just have to listen.
They’ve just become more heard on TV and radio. Regional accents used to be drilled out of people in favour of Received Pronunciation. Less so now.
The opposite. Regional dialects are becoming milder due to the homogenisation of everyone sharing the same media
I'm Canadian and have never even been to the UK but I have no difficulty understanding. I think it's just time and exposure. Your brain adapts eventually.
The UKs version of Harley Quinn... "I used to put a bit of my custard coloured, nipple milk in John's bath..."
"Is that weird?!"
Never change Lucy...❤
I love Lucy, but I can only understand every second word. Thanks for repeating her statements.
Is that weird? Everything you say and do is weird! That's why Jon loves you....
It must be exhausting to keep playing the part and you can tell it's a part by the genius of the act, the person behind it is far to smart to be that dumb if that makes sense. She's brilliant to watch
Custard Donuts are better than Jam Donuts
Agreed
Yes,
& not just because it is usually Strawberry Jam & I can't have red food colouring
Yes agreed
Criminal! You might as well have them with marmite.
I can't tell what's true and what's just a funny made up story
bruh
That newspaper thing is real, it's to do with static electricity, insulation and the Faraday cage effect...
I, for one, would love to run into Lucy in a club! I'd give her plenty of attention, make her feel twenty again!
Youlll make her want to sit on newspaper’s again🤢
The lame elbow touch. 🤢
That Hull accent is like fingernails on a blackboard...( and I'm from Hull too)
L
THE
I don't know who she its
Nowadays its more like nobody knows anybody.
I don't know who you are .....
She's married to the comedian John Richardson and is a comedian in her own right.
@@andycontento3563 I thought it was in your right 🤣🤣🤣
I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends because he farted during.
It's nasty, funny but not when it's right near you.
If that minor thing was enough for you to dump him clearly you didn't want to be with him anyway.
Pretty unlikely that he could help it. Although you can break up with whoever you want for whatever reason, obviously.
Does she talk like that all the time? Weird.
american tv sucks!
How is she a comedian ditto Russell?
Why does everyone call her Lucy Beaumont? She is married, it's fucking Lucy Richardson & nobody had ever heard of her until she married Jon.
Who the fks Jon?
Should have married Joey Essex - they would be on the same wavelength.
Does this woman really think she's funny? She isn't.