Few things are mythological but mostly it's true, Jesus was left to bleed out on the croos, he never die, his disciples made sure that he was hung on a Friday as the next two days Saturday and Sunday would be holidays, on those two holidays no one guarded him as it was holidays so the two women who liked him took him to a cave and stopped his bleeding. On the Sunday night he started walking towards east, he was going to India.@@randomadskipper3855
This is funny because the wait three days thing was done intentionally because at that time people thought it took 3 days to reach the afterlife so you weren't considered dead until that point.
Actually Lazarus was likely also 3 days as we currently rate time. During the time of Jesus, the Jews counted days as from the beginning of night until the following day's sunset. So if Lazarus died in the afternoon, but was resurrected 72 hours later, that would be considered 4 days by their reckoning, but only 3 days to us.
Obviously, it was 2005... At the time no one was always with his phone, today, 3 days means you don't care, in the 2000s, it meant you were busy, and you always want her to assume you're busy
@@juan-josegarza7039 from what I've read in gay subreddits, most gay dudes seem to not have to be wooed like a lot of women seem to have to be wooed. So maybe rizz doesn't apply the same way to gay dudes.
How I met your mother taught me so many things about relationships like the lemon law, the crazy hot scale, the 3 day rule, Barney always has some crazy rule that actually makes sense if you look at it from a certain point of view 🤣
Brun barnie is not the main character but he got more clips and meme than the entire crew, without barnie that series would be just stupid boring series.. that seires should just be called barnie and his Friends hahaha😂😂😂❤
Funny enough, this worked for me. I waited three days to call her after we exchanged contact, and that resulted perfectly for me. This was 13 years ago. We are Married and have a baby now. 😂
People don’t understand. You do this if you can or have made a good impression on her and got the number. Then wait 2-3 days and text or call if she ain’t. Once you have, you’re either a couple or in the talking stage, or she’s fallen for someone else. (My bad way of saying she sees herself with him better in the time).
Nono, dude’s got a point
I never thought about that, that's actually kinda true
only in the case that you come back from the dead.
the whole show has a lot of great advice and tips ngl
Let him cook
No... no, he doesn't. The only types of girls that you're gonna get by ghosting for 3 days are desperate and/or crazy.
Whoever wrote this is a genius
Or drunk 😊probably a Russian
Whoever wrote Barney Stintson is a genius
Nah, that is a real thing for jews.
You mean Bible or TV show?
Jesus is genius
Probably the truest history from Barnie
History? Lol it's Mythology
@@randomadskipper3855 no it's history. That is why history was divided into BC and AD
Few things are mythological but mostly it's true, Jesus was left to bleed out on the croos, he never die, his disciples made sure that he was hung on a Friday as the next two days Saturday and Sunday would be holidays, on those two holidays no one guarded him as it was holidays so the two women who liked him took him to a cave and stopped his bleeding. On the Sunday night he started walking towards east, he was going to India.@@randomadskipper3855
@@T0NYMANUEL that's not the reason
@@mitchand9 then what is? It's literally divided into Before Christ and Anna Domini
Barney does the best Jesus impersonation ever!
Many likes? Where comment? CHANGE!
This is funny because the wait three days thing was done intentionally because at that time people thought it took 3 days to reach the afterlife so you weren't considered dead until that point.
So he actually has a 💯 vaild point?
Yep @@holdthisl8169
But he had to come back so it should have been 6 days
True story.
@@spideypunk9023 nah God called him an uber to life
The 3 days lets people process what happened and calibrate their reaction 😂
What Barney says is true. Its also why Jesus waited for 4 days before he resurrected Lazarus
He got stuck in a traffic ⛔
You don't want to wake up with rigormortis
Actually Lazarus was likely also 3 days as we currently rate time. During the time of Jesus, the Jews counted days as from the beginning of night until the following day's sunset. So if Lazarus died in the afternoon, but was resurrected 72 hours later, that would be considered 4 days by their reckoning, but only 3 days to us.
@@peaj4812 yeah I referred four days as it says in the Bible
I play way to much "The Binding of Isaac" but I finally understand, why Lazarus has a free Resurection each floor.
“No, no, he’s got a point.” - Kronk’s Shoulder Angel, Emperor’s New Groove
As a Christian myself.... man's gotta point
Not gonna lie that makes perfect sense
"hey, Jesus, what up"💀💀💀 nah i can't
This is one of the greatest Barney moments.
Thing is he’s not wrong
Barnie actually has a point
At the end of the episode barney turned out to be right....😂😂😂😂
Obviously, it was 2005...
At the time no one was always with his phone, today, 3 days means you don't care, in the 2000s, it meant you were busy, and you always want her to assume you're busy
Nah but why does this actually make sense
No he’s kinda cooking
His logic is so on point. 😳
genuinely indisputable logic
Falcon: He's outta line but he's right!
Never in my life have I expected so much rizz by someone who’s actually gay irl
You don't think gay guys don't rizz dudes? I'm pretty sure they drop game on each other. Right? I don't know, lol.
@@juan-josegarza7039 from what I've read in gay subreddits, most gay dudes seem to not have to be wooed like a lot of women seem to have to be wooed. So maybe rizz doesn't apply the same way to gay dudes.
@sen7826 Probably right. Though they're gay...they are dudes. They probably just need the "look" and they go.
@@juan-josegarza7039as I understand it gay men just go to the gym and lift heavy weights
@@sen7826what are you doing in Gay subreddits 🧐
good things come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle.
This is some deep revelation... preach on
As a Christian, it makes sense.
Don't just Muslims believe that Jesus was resurrected?
@@Xaif_3546 no
As a Christian it should make zero sense. He was publicly killed and publicly buried.
@@Xaif_3546 Muslims don't even believe He was crucified.
@@SaintSC05 so, I guess it's a conflict between catholics and orthodox christians
“Thing is, I know you’re playing me but you’re right”
Vegeta, no!!!
I love when Barney quotes scripture
As always, Barney is right.
And then jesus invented the high five
Let him cook now. LET. HIM. COOK.
When Barney Stenson perfectly explains why Christ waited 3 days, I knew this show was a masterpiece.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
Bro i read the bible and yeah hes correct although Jesus wouldn’t condone it
That… makes sense for the most part. Well done.
Hard to argue the logic 😂
He is out of line but he is right
Hold up, let the man cook
The fact that his reasoning actually makes sense is absolutely mind boggling!
The best explanation I ever heard about the 3-days rule.
This is legit.. I totally agree to that point
As crazy as this seems, it actually makes sense.
He makes a valid argument
Honestly that’s a good point
Marshall whispering to himself as he looks up "sorry jesus"
Dude is genius
"i dont speak "i never get laid""💀
I can't find a flaw in his logic.
extras are doing good effort to make things realistic.
Kronk's VA: "No no, he's got a point."
This was genius.
That actually made sense
Ive actually followed this rule ,and it works,specially between the age of 16-23.
You can see Marshall slowly start to think "this oddly making sense"
How I met your mother taught me so many things about relationships like the lemon law, the crazy hot scale, the 3 day rule, Barney always has some crazy rule that actually makes sense if you look at it from a certain point of view 🤣
I took religious ed for 7 years and can 100% say this is Biblically accurate
"He's out of line, but he's right"
Solid argument 😂😂😂
The fact that he was cooking is very scary😂😂
That's an actual Cathecism lesson.
Dude making too much sense. He spilling coffee at this point
That actually makes sense
Barney should start a tutorial he would be a billionaire too easy
And people are already in church, so he runs down, and that’s when he created the high five
We love Himym 😂💖
Still use this rule to this day no cap depending on the situation
I didn’t watch this show and not a Christian but this was so funny the way NPH was explaining 😂
This exactly how Jesus talk, I was there
Yup, wait 3 days to call 2 days to text, 1 week to ask for a second date and 5 minutes before snapping back 😂
I don't speak "I never get laid" is crazy 💀
It just occurred to me that Barney’s explanation of why Jesus waited three days is actually practical in terms of spreading the word of Jesus death
ever since i saw this scene 🎬 ive ran with the 3 day rule, has worked well
He acually waited one day and two nights
You have to give her one day to wonder, one day to cry to herself to sleep, then one day to appreciate you
😳😳😂😂🤣🤣now that a joke i will use for life
Certified biblical rizz
From now on ill follow in my lord's footsteps, 3 days.
This dude was able to defend mythology better than the source material 😂
It makes more sense put like that than anything you get from church 💀
He makes a good point
This came up after getting a woman’s number tonight. Barney is speaking to me 😭😭😭
Barney making theological sense. 😮
You cannot argue with that
Who gonna tell him 😂😂😂😂
Brun barnie is not the main character but he got more clips and meme than the entire crew, without barnie that series would be just stupid boring series.. that seires should just be called barnie and his Friends hahaha😂😂😂❤
How to explain Easter holidays
My feed is unhinged
Funny enough, this worked for me. I waited three days to call her after we exchanged contact, and that resulted perfectly for me. This was 13 years ago. We are Married and have a baby now. 😂
He knows what he's talking about, NPH met Jesus after all
Let him cook, I like where he’s going.
Not all women are the same. I don't need the three. Day stuff. I'm glad mine gets that.
the three day rule is a guideline for desperate boys. if that is the only rule they adopt, it is still hopeless
Shush
With that profile you should have no say
That.. that does make sense
Bro made sense...
I feel bad for smirking at this
I hate the fact that he's not entirely wrong
strangely,it makes sense😂😂😂
Calling Jesus as bro .. 😂
People don’t understand. You do this if you can or have made a good impression on her and got the number. Then wait 2-3 days and text or call if she ain’t. Once you have, you’re either a couple or in the talking stage, or she’s fallen for someone else. (My bad way of saying she sees herself with him better in the time).
True story, i was the cave
It was legen..wait 3 days for it..dary LEGENDARY
Wait wait, let him cook
I never knew why I did and do but I just knew I had to wait three days.
In my mind Jesus actually spoke in BRO-man language. Ive just decided lol😂