One kill with every engineer weapon in 12 minutes

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2022
  • Live commentary. Speed run. Challenge video. Brain fog. Word vomit. Funny video game. Originality. Low production value. Moderate entertainment value. Content creation.
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  • @hazard8395
    @hazard8395 Před 2 lety +5709

    That f2p engineer really wanted to upgrade everything. Fabricated out of nowhere to swing his wrench at a heavy-med combo

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps Před 2 lety +2536

    Engie ran out of problems to solve, so he made his own

    • @Mr_Ferret
      @Mr_Ferret Před 2 lety +8

      Oh hi peter

    • @justinwhite4995
      @justinwhite4995 Před 2 lety +6

      PETER! UPLOAD AGAIN DAMN IT I LOVE YOU!

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh damn it’s you hope you’re doing well

    • @DenialRaven
      @DenialRaven Před 2 lety +4

      first world problems in a nutshell, ran out of actual, so made own

    • @foof6498
      @foof6498 Před 2 lety

      @@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9256 no

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před 2 lety +1494

    Imagine if Valve finally got rid of that shield on the wrangler and replaced it with the ability to "beat people in the head with it" if you don't have a sentry up.

    • @unknownh8859
      @unknownh8859 Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah right they would in a million years when they haven’t even fixed the bot problem…

    • @mollyOS420
      @mollyOS420 Před 2 lety +153

      @@unknownh8859 "Imagine if"

    • @fosatech
      @fosatech Před 2 lety +53

      "Imagine if Valve"

    • @bluedreemurr9515
      @bluedreemurr9515 Před 2 lety +14

      What if engineer could make a chainsaw sentry?

    • @Peb_L
      @Peb_L Před 2 lety +5

      damn bro you need to apply for valve

  • @Aelfraed26
    @Aelfraed26 Před 2 lety +1291

    11:23 "How did I not even get an assist"
    The Heavy was being healed by a medic, and if I recall correctly medics healing the player that gets the kill have the highest assist priority in the game. They're pretty much assist stealers.
    Or maybe it was because that was no normal engineer, that was a strange engineer.

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan Před 2 lety +37

      assist priority. pretty sure medic healing has the top priority in the assists.

    • @user34574
      @user34574 Před 2 lety +75

      No. The highest assist priority is given to whoever jarated the person killed.
      Edit: It used to be Stun, i.e. who hit the target with the sandman baseball or stunned by the huntsman taunt. But the baseball got nerfed in 2017 to give slow instead, and killing a dude that's in the middle of the huntsman taunt is a rare accurance so I'm not accounting that. So ye it's basically piss now.

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan Před 2 lety +30

      @@user34574 oh right debuffs have a higher priority than healing.

    • @Aelfraed26
      @Aelfraed26 Před 2 lety +11

      @@user34574 Oh you're right, Jarate has a higher priority.

    • @wiselychosenname2867
      @wiselychosenname2867 Před 2 lety +18

      Ty for explaining this shounic

  • @cheesuschrist6736
    @cheesuschrist6736 Před 2 lety +3384

    Uncle Dane is the only engineer that can go beyond practical problems…

  • @Fatmagic
    @Fatmagic Před 2 lety +729

    I will try to harness the power of the pomson. I think it has potential

    • @tamaskasz986
      @tamaskasz986 Před 2 lety

      Thank you obese sorcery for going through all sorts of mental disorders to entertain your viewers!

    • @loek416
      @loek416 Před 2 lety +16

      Bean

    • @arandomredarmykomrade9529
      @arandomredarmykomrade9529 Před 2 lety +33

      harness the power of the chubby laser scout, bean man. use the power of ant infested dirty shirts to guide you on your journey through the tortuous realm of shitty hit reg and friendly body blocks.

    • @he3004
      @he3004 Před 2 lety +13

      Fatmagic
      Go to dustbowl
      Equip pomson
      Spam on very tiny chokes with no hope of projectile dodging
      Pray you get a random crit
      It deals about 200 damage

    • @fredmeister
      @fredmeister Před 2 lety +2

      I FUCKING LOVE BEANS!!!!

  • @rainbowturtle
    @rainbowturtle Před 2 lety +803

    I cant believe Uncle Dane forgot the Reserve Shooter, engie's most powerful shotgun that is totally in his primary slot

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 Před 2 lety +95

      Ok but imagine if Engy actually got the reserve shooter

    • @unusualgoofball
      @unusualgoofball Před 2 lety +62

      @@tangerinepaint3643 makes more sense than having it on pyro

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 Před 2 lety +30

      I wonder if that would actually be viable on Engis collection, and not... Garbage...

    • @funnycatenjoyer2758
      @funnycatenjoyer2758 Před 2 lety +49

      @@unusualgoofball finally someone points it out
      the version of the RS that mini crit anyone off the ground was stupid and so was the old stunlock airblast
      but with the new airblast system that makes pyro combos actually take skill instead of the skilless series of inputs that was"1, mouse1, mouse2, 2, mouse1" so with the new airblast system why make it so the RS can't hit airblasted players
      it would be a decent sidegrade to the flare gun due to sacrificing long range damage for improving your abilities to counter solder/demo

    • @angeloo_JJ
      @angeloo_JJ Před 2 lety +14

      Bro he forgot the Manmelter in Engie's secondary slot, I'm so mad about that

  • @ApexGale
    @ApexGale Před 2 lety +642

    really impressive how you managed to murder that medic in cold blood with your PDA, uncle dane! didn't think it was possible but where there's a will there's clearly a way!

    • @gilotyna815
      @gilotyna815 Před 2 lety +79

      imagine if destroying buildings with Destruction PDA caused a small explosion that wasn't just cosmetic but dealt a little damage. imagine trying to get a kill with that.

    • @ChumpstickCharlie
      @ChumpstickCharlie Před 2 lety +56

      @@gilotyna815 That could be cool considering team fortress classic dispensers did explode in a harmful way with increased damage based on how much metal was left in the dispenser

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian Před 2 lety +45

      Uncle Dane explained the power of the PDA in another video:
      "The PDA is a building builder that builds buildings. You can use the PDA to build these buildings inside of buildings in TF2."
      Such power

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys Před rokem +1

      @@ChumpstickCharlie the tfc shrapnel mechanic 😳😳

    • @koopdawhoop.
      @koopdawhoop. Před rokem +2

      @@gilotyna815 Imagine being able to blast jump by doin' that

  • @tartipouss
    @tartipouss Před 2 lety +2157

    I like how Dane's pompson only has 48 kills on it, despite the thousands of hours on the game and having thousands of kills on every other engi weapon
    It just show how bad this weapon is to kill people and how bad it feel to play with it
    edit: y'all need to seriously cope, the pompson is bad, stop denying it

    • @QualityDoggo
      @QualityDoggo Před 2 lety +131

      I was half expecting that to be 50% the video duration

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic Před 2 lety +344

      Imagine going against an engineer with a Hale's Own Pompson

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 Před 2 lety +149

      @@CaptainApathetic Anyone who does that must really hate themself

    • @1un4cy
      @1un4cy Před 2 lety +72

      it used to be decent when it had penetration power, that's what it was originally designed for

    • @dyslexicbatnam1350
      @dyslexicbatnam1350 Před 2 lety +16

      @@CaptainApathetic lmfao honestly I couldn't even be mad at that point

  • @tiredengie
    @tiredengie Před 2 lety +450

    This shows us that Uncle Dane is truly a master of combat engineering.

  • @cerocero2817
    @cerocero2817 Před 2 lety +244

    Watching a TF2 live commentary feels nostalgic.

    • @rhino2248
      @rhino2248 Před 2 lety +13

      Makes me miss old Jerma

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 Před 2 lety +10

      @@rhino2248 Before his fanbase’s humor turned into complete shit

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight Před 2 lety +6

      Caribou on the bingo card no questions asked

    • @Atlas.Brooklyn
      @Atlas.Brooklyn Před 2 lety +3

      @@Mystic-Midnight caribou and upward go together like a butter on a bagle

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před rokem

      @@arandomcommenter412 🤓

  • @johnsmiff8328
    @johnsmiff8328 Před 2 lety +333

    Arguably this should include:
    1) Melee kills with each wrench, on top of sentry and mini sentry.
    2) A telefrag.
    3) A wrangled lvl 3 sentry rocket kill and separately bullet kill.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Před 2 lety +39

      4) One sentry kill with a Strange PDA, and one with stock

    • @sadfaceemojioxlong8593
      @sadfaceemojioxlong8593 Před 2 lety +47

      5) An environmental kill from someone falling off a building you destroyed with the destruction pda

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan Před 2 lety +15

      Telefragging is too conditional, and depending on the knowledge players have this may be literally impossible due to players making a habit of not standing on your teleporter exit.
      as an Engineer player I make a habit of not standing on my teleporter exit because of telefragging.

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 Před 2 lety +9

      @@WednesdayMan We have seen Uncle Dane do this, though, on command with the Eureka Effect. Would have been cool to hear his thought process as he times his teleportation assassinations.

    • @he3004
      @he3004 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sadfaceemojioxlong8593 friendly hightower server and a dispenser suspiciously close to the cliff

  • @mac6na6na26
    @mac6na6na26 Před 2 lety +478

    The fact that Uncle Dane managed to do this so quickly shows how much skill I will never achieve because I'm a Demo main and not an Engie main

    • @senorgato4273
      @senorgato4273 Před 2 lety +29

      Being a demo main means you haven't achieved skill in literally every other class lol

    • @sadfaceemojioxlong8593
      @sadfaceemojioxlong8593 Před 2 lety +1

      Same man, feels bad

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Před 2 lety +16

      @@senorgato4273 No that's reserved for pyros

    • @coolguysupb6184
      @coolguysupb6184 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tappajaav nah cuz at least pyro mains predict flares which brings in already the huntsman class into play

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Před 2 lety +1

      @@coolguysupb6184 Nah they hold w

  • @RonaldMcJuicy
    @RonaldMcJuicy Před 2 lety +97

    great video, though i must say the part where you started screaming and brutally beating that medic to death with your Destruction PDA while everyone on both teams wept with horror as you were seemingly unable to die as you continued the beat the corpse long after death, squeezing out every organ and bone until it was nothing more than a pile of flesh was a little jarring. I didn’t even know the source engine could render ribs so realistically. tf2 really is the most fun you fan have online

  • @KaijuofSteel
    @KaijuofSteel Před 2 lety +18

    That Strange Engineer really went through the whole enemy line just to try and hit a Heavy and Medic combo with his wrench. Respect the grind.

  • @retrodoxl
    @retrodoxl Před 2 lety +7

    I remember I played a 2Fort match with an Engi who had the Pomson equipped. It was renamed "Direct Upgrade from Stock" and he was topscoring. Didn't rely on a sentry or anything. Just pure skill with the Pomson.

  • @AstridRuna
    @AstridRuna Před 2 lety +27

    Dear Uncle Dane.
    It brings joy to my heart, hearing you so bearded and jolly.
    I wish you all the best!

  • @birdroll
    @birdroll Před 2 lety +127

    1:23 also strange wrenches rank up with sentry kills, and not wrench kills. Though wrench kills are funnier.

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice Před 2 lety +10

    vine thud

    • @staticsfs6823
      @staticsfs6823 Před 2 lety

      Look *Vine Boom Sound Effect* *Among Us drip*

  • @nike5772
    @nike5772 Před 2 lety +22

    This truly is, how it feels *to play Engineer*

  • @coffee0093
    @coffee0093 Před 2 lety +13

    This reminds me of a strange cosmetic item I have that has the description "Minigame: Get kills with weapons found around the battlefield" while running all stock, it's pretty fun too!

  • @adamrais1234
    @adamrais1234 Před 2 lety +49

    Respect to you man for still putting out TF2 content. I remembered watching the og’s Shibby2142, Jerma985, and STAR_ back in the day. This video really brings me back to the good old days

    • @wen1985
      @wen1985 Před 2 lety +2

      muselk 😔

    • @ToxicAtom
      @ToxicAtom Před rokem

      Is Jerma like, the only OG TF2ber that actually left the TF2 scene and got _more_ popular instead of less?

  • @axelmationz
    @axelmationz Před 2 lety +175

    Love this gameplay commentary! Hopefully, we'll get more of this in the future and possibly with a special host like *LazyPurple!*

    • @poopyjoe7435
      @poopyjoe7435 Před 2 lety +5

      Reminds me of the muselk days

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet Před 2 lety +5

      What do you know that we dont

    • @fotosintesis1514
      @fotosintesis1514 Před 2 lety

      Todos los comentarios en resumen son "Buen video", "Excelente gameplay".
      Que tal si empiezan por variar un poco?

  • @BakedPotato_1234
    @BakedPotato_1234 Před 2 lety +10

    this is the content i really miss, free form. what happens happens entertainment. missed you uncle dane

  • @sa-db5ro
    @sa-db5ro Před 2 lety +5

    Really good content. Glad to see this type of stuff in 2022

  • @engineerbot6355
    @engineerbot6355 Před 2 lety +9

    Started playing engi as my main in 2018 after watching you. Its been one hell of a ride. Thanks for all the tips and entertainment too! You had signed one of my PDA's couple years ago too. Still have it. Thanks Dane

    • @bigmanliam
      @bigmanliam Před 2 lety

      how do you sign a pda?

    • @engineerbot6355
      @engineerbot6355 Před 2 lety

      @@bigmanliam Sent him my PDA and a gift wrap. He used to sign items for his patreon supporters, dont know if he does anymore. He wrapped it and sent it back. Now it says gifted by: what ever alias he's using at that time.

    • @bigmanliam
      @bigmanliam Před 2 lety

      @@engineerbot6355 like irl? im confusion

    • @engineerbot6355
      @engineerbot6355 Před 2 lety

      @@bigmanliam Imagine meeting Dane in real life. Wooo I wish. No i meant on steam lol.

    • @bigmanliam
      @bigmanliam Před 2 lety

      @@engineerbot6355 ah i gotcha can u give me a free item

  • @Loafphy
    @Loafphy Před 2 lety +2

    This is honestly a great idea for a video, and hopefully more creative content like this comes out

  • @Funk0_
    @Funk0_ Před 2 lety +1

    Uncle Dane I love your creative intros now, it’s great keep it up!!!!

  • @Lumberjane37
    @Lumberjane37 Před 2 lety +9

    I adored the editing and commentary for this, and that sound effect you chose for crossing something off the list is really satisfying! 😋

  • @TheRealLenin
    @TheRealLenin Před rokem +3

    The Great Dane comes again,
    to show us his bane of his main,
    the uncle who mains, the man that gives pain.

  • @salad544
    @salad544 Před 2 lety

    i like my little monthly batch of uncle dane :) cool editing style with the little paper text bubbles ! i havent seen that on youtube much its pretty cool

  • @Sprucelass
    @Sprucelass Před 2 lety +1

    I'd love to see more vids not specifically like this, but just vids of you playing the game with commentary, kinda like how Fatmagic does his vids. It's really insightful to me to watch people play classes I'm not as good at in regular settings and also I just really miss seeing videos from you in general.

  • @justvacuumingaround9309
    @justvacuumingaround9309 Před 2 lety +4

    I love how he despises the pomson yet he has a collector's spelled one

  • @SM64002
    @SM64002 Před 2 lety +4

    Engie Dane kills someone with the Pomson! 🤯

  • @ecstasy-8957
    @ecstasy-8957 Před rokem +2

    Uncle Dane is just so delicate with the engineer maneuvers. It feels so soft and heavenly when he plays engy

  • @moregon8272
    @moregon8272 Před 2 lety

    The different content is good to see. Keep up the good work!

  • @wubilicious4158
    @wubilicious4158 Před 2 lety +3

    The 'southern hospital' is my favorite engineer weapon

  • @whalejgang7574
    @whalejgang7574 Před 2 lety +13

    Achievement Unlocked-From Texan to American
    (Kill everything with all of the weapons)

  • @SDT493
    @SDT493 Před 2 lety +1

    When Uncle Dane uploads you know its going to be a video worth eating snacks to late at night.

  • @egeparlak8004
    @egeparlak8004 Před rokem +2

    "And he was never heard of again"
    -Medic

    • @demoman5864
      @demoman5864 Před rokem

      Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical liscense.

  • @HowToMolly
    @HowToMolly Před 2 lety +4

    Kinda disappointed why UncleDane isn't participating in this #savetf2 movement...

    • @nacl4988
      @nacl4988 Před 2 lety

      I dont think Soundsmith was either

  • @i8dacookies890
    @i8dacookies890 Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like the spirit of the Southern Hospitality should have compelled you to get an actual wrench kill for just that one time.

  • @KayDragonn
    @KayDragonn Před 2 lety +1

    Good content, Dane, you should do more like it!

  • @lazymansload520
    @lazymansload520 Před 2 lety

    Good to see people posting videos like this. Gives me hope.

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah Před 2 lety +8

    The final kill with all engineer weapons being a completely out of position engineer is poetic.

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 Před 2 lety

    Noice! Also, thank you for your uncletopia servers!

  • @TopicalHat
    @TopicalHat Před 2 lety

    Glad to see you are still making content

  • @Unexpected987
    @Unexpected987 Před rokem +3

    Engineer gaming

  • @ultra2424
    @ultra2424 Před 2 lety +3

    uncle dane more like uncle damn he’s kinda good at the video game team fortress 2

  • @Snope111
    @Snope111 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for reminding me to drink water and breath air would have forgotten it myself.
    Much love Elias

  • @meatmeatmeatevenmoremeat3759

    This is truly a engineer gameplay challenge video

  • @hanging4176
    @hanging4176 Před 2 lety +3

    Epic engineer moment.

  • @Sora623898
    @Sora623898 Před 2 lety +20

    I understand why the wrench rule was put in place, but I would have preferred if you still at least tried to get actual wrench melee kills instead of getting all of them via sentries (which are debatably a separate weapon?). It was a good video either way though.

  • @peegoblin8372
    @peegoblin8372 Před 2 lety +1

    Congrats on 700k !!

  • @Johannesburgus
    @Johannesburgus Před 2 lety +1

    Each time the frontier justice showed up on the screen with the vine boom sound effect, I just laughed so hard

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat Před 2 lety +10

    Well Hey! If you're looking for an excuse to make a sequel to this video...
    1. I'm _not_ convinced that a wrench kill counts unless it's a melee kill. Otherwise it's just a sentry kill.
    2. I _could_ be convinced that the Engineer's guitar (as a taunt kill) and the teleporter (as a telefrag) both ought to count as weapons.

  • @True-man0124
    @True-man0124 Před 2 lety +15

    "This is like play every engineer weapon at Uncle Dane house." - Gex

  • @abrensss2
    @abrensss2 Před 2 lety +1

    Congrats on 700k man and now your soon gonna be the 2nd 1M TFtuber

  • @aech_two_oh
    @aech_two_oh Před 2 lety

    The reminder at the beginning of the video to breathe air was really helpful, I could've passed out without it

  • @sensibledog09
    @sensibledog09 Před 2 lety +5

    Getting a kill with the pomson,is harder than getting friends as a gamer

  • @AutistRapper
    @AutistRapper Před 2 lety +3

    Hey Uncle Dane if you were in a rap battle who would you want to be your opponent?
    I think doing an Uncle Dane rap battle would be really cool...

    • @theyeeting
      @theyeeting Před 2 lety +1

      I think of Delfy in a rap battle with him. I do not know why, I just do.

  • @nessesaryschoolthing
    @nessesaryschoolthing Před 2 lety

    Can't wait to see the Summoning Salt video on this speedrun category.

  • @AnnaSue81
    @AnnaSue81 Před 2 lety +1

    this was a cool thing, more content for us deprived goblins are always welcome

  • @pooooooool
    @pooooooool Před 2 lety +3

    Cool vid

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 Před 2 lety

      You're first or something congratulations

  • @DegenWeb
    @DegenWeb Před 2 lety +5

    How’s he gonna get a kill with the wrangler? Smack them over the head with it or something?
    Edit: Oh

  • @kuukeli
    @kuukeli Před 2 lety

    thank you for the servers again... one of the best things that has happen on to this game for years imho

  • @_Togeluga_
    @_Togeluga_ Před 2 lety +1

    This is what I want more of

  • @JAIBADRIVISHAAL
    @JAIBADRIVISHAAL Před 2 lety +3

    Call Zesty for savetf2

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic Před 2 lety +3

    These aren’t even practical problems anymore.

  • @NoBody1399
    @NoBody1399 Před 2 lety

    An UncleDane video in 2022!?
    I'm so happy. I just got back to playing tf recently, this makes me happy.

  • @zombzto
    @zombzto Před 2 lety

    Keep it up! Your videos are GREAT!

  • @KroYT
    @KroYT Před 2 lety +3

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames Před 2 lety +5

    Finally played tf2 after years cause I just bought a 1400$ laptop and I’ve been playing on ur servers lol

  • @_Flame9029
    @_Flame9029 Před 2 lety

    a chill, fun video.amazing.love it.

  • @zoeyamon935
    @zoeyamon935 Před 2 lety

    Oh Dane, charming to watch mess around as usual.

  • @dakotahernandez9511
    @dakotahernandez9511 Před 2 lety +5

    don't really get the rationale behind letting sentry kills count for wrench kills. couldn't you just sit in spawn and switch wrenches after each sentry kill? they all have their own attributes that make them different (even if only slightly) in combat and I think you're skipping out on most of the actual challenging part of this challenge. still entertaining tho

  • @nayef205
    @nayef205 Před rokem +2

    We need to find the man who took him and capture him and no one will ever be kidnapped again 👏

  • @klevmeister1g
    @klevmeister1g Před 2 lety +1

    uncle dane forgets that the frontier justice exists for twelve minutes and eight seconds: the video

  • @HumanPerson_final
    @HumanPerson_final Před 2 lety

    That time of the month again: Unble Dwayne new video.

  • @loganoria6592
    @loganoria6592 Před rokem +4

    Uncle Dane died

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson Před 2 lety +4

    The wrangler kill was so hard to get! I think it should get a buff in the future

  • @blungus
    @blungus Před 2 lety

    The frontier justice dramatic irony was the best part

  • @rediantopaionia
    @rediantopaionia Před 2 lety +2

    Uncle Dane is the kind of Engineer to solve Beauty problems and Practical problems at the same time.

  • @jonasharv8027
    @jonasharv8027 Před 2 lety

    I was so used to the montages this was nice

  • @cybercookie5344
    @cybercookie5344 Před rokem +2

    I see countless people in casual lobbies complain about my usage of the bison and no other weapons stating that its "too slow", "a joke weapon", and "a waste of a weapon slot". I call all those naysayers BABIES! I have spent 150 hours with the bison and I have come to realise the lies I have been taught and have thus atoned for the errors of my past ways. The bison's slow fire rate and projectile rate are perhaps one of the greatest features of this gift from the heavens, you see the slow fire rate and projectile rate give the wielders time to reflect on the philosophical and socio-ethical considerations that must be made when ending another Mann's life. This is further emphasised in its miniscule projectile range, as it makes the wielder consider the profession of the fellow Mann and who he must unfortunately take care of. The bison is also the most sustainable weapon as it is purely powered by the strength of the wielder, with every pump having weight and meaning unlike the other disposable ammo the less superior weapons use. THIS IS WHY THE BISON IS THE GREATEST WEAPOND THAT HAS BLESSED MANN-KIND! But unfortunately with such greatness comes CHEAP imitations that could NEVER live up to the greatness of the bison. One sick example that people try to relate the bison to is the COW MANGLER! IT IS A DISGRACE THAT THE COW MANGLER IS EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO THE BISON BY SOME PEOPLE! The cow mangler does not have philosophical or socio-ethical considerations, it lets out its load in one indiscriminating blast! Those who say the bison is bad need to get gud and train! Like I said, I have 150 hours with the bison solely and I have accumulated 15 kills! THAT IS 1 KILL EVERY 10 HOURS! TRY SEEING A MEDI-GUN DO THAT! Please my fellow Mann and womann, I beg for you to disown your current weaponds and take arms with the bison. I leave you with one piece of wise words that Sun Tzu once spoke: “There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. There are not more than five primary colours, yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever been seen. There are not more than five cardinal tastes, yet combinations of them yield more flavours than can ever be tasted.”

  • @jackbob83
    @jackbob83 Před rokem +2

    4 months since his last video. That must mean he’s making another TF2 parody album

  • @microwave5939
    @microwave5939 Před rokem +1

    “Uncle dane! Your theme song is the frontier justice! How could you forget?!”

  • @Sr.Cacodemon
    @Sr.Cacodemon Před rokem

    yo i just got back from a tf2 burnout time to rewatch every single one of uncle danes videos again

  • @cody7991
    @cody7991 Před 2 lety

    The Vine Boom sound effects made me choke on my sandwich. Thank you Uncle Dane.

  • @RussellSproutz1
    @RussellSproutz1 Před 2 lety

    yee another vid from our favorite uncle!

  • @hobospidergaming9596
    @hobospidergaming9596 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for this upload O-wise one :)

  • @lemo8986
    @lemo8986 Před 2 lety +1

    loved the PDA kill!

  • @squareonion873
    @squareonion873 Před 2 lety

    Forgot to breathe earlier today and now I’m trying to catch up. Thanks for reminding me Uncle Dane

  • @winterv.4715
    @winterv.4715 Před 2 lety

    This is the uncle dane engineer gameplay i subsubbided for!

  • @pillowman154
    @pillowman154 Před 2 lety

    Uncle dane the engi main uploads, something that doesnt happens often.

  • @cerburius7510
    @cerburius7510 Před 2 lety

    NEW UNCLE DANE UPLOAD! WOOOOOO

  • @TeamSkillGaminGG
    @TeamSkillGaminGG Před rokem +1

    UNCLE DANE WE NEED MORE TF2 VIDEOS

  • @monkeman8759
    @monkeman8759 Před 2 lety

    Brain: “dont say it, dont say it”
    “engineer gaming”

  • @RomGe336
    @RomGe336 Před 2 lety

    Dane question what do you think about making a lvl 3 sentry then transporting to the front line using a tp? Is it a good thing to do or bad thing?

  • @tenzin2280
    @tenzin2280 Před 2 lety

    you should do more live commentary this video was great